#i love hypocrisy :')

[ceaselessims]

arthur talks a lot of shit about cultists for a man who sacrificed himself for a god

[breha]

armand the eternal follower's one act of defiance and individuality is his vow to never make another vampire and he can't even keep that promise to himself. your truest act of love is also the failure of the only thing you ever believed in and leads to the dissolution of your relationship with the very person you couldn't bear to lose. put THAT in your blender and. blend it. or whatever

[garashir]

for a guy whos claim to the iron throne is that he is thee rightful heir, refusing to allow Sansa rule of winterfell is a weird stance for Stannis to have

[anintelligentoctopus]

Okay I take back everything I’ve said about new tech my new laptop is a thing of beauty

[hagstones-and-howling-hills]

I love judging other people's music as a folk punk enjoyer

[im-a-dork-so-bork]

marcille is actually the funniest character in dungeon meshi because she gets so mad at senshi for using the golems as his personal farms

but is SO down to use dark magic to commit necromancy for the sake of yuri

[sentientsliotar]

So we’re all in agreement that Fizzmodeus is Stolitz without the pain?

Like ok yes there is pain-

But these two have heard of a magical thing called ✨communication✨

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE

Which leads to shit like this

TALK TO EACH OTHER DAMMIT

[nemoys]

the fact that cxs hesitates and even decided against going back in time for lg because of what lg himself taught him, not doing it bc of the moral responsibility he has but purely because he knew that's what lg would've wanted. now compare that to the fact that lg WITHOUT HESITATION JUMPED BACK IN TIME WHEN CXS DIED? the fact that never changing the past was a rule only created BECAUSE lu guang is terrified of the fuck up fucking up his fuck up is just such good writing it makes me want to rewatch every single thing all over

[brighteuphony]

I love Chiyo- and I kind of headcanon her as a Witch of the Woods (Sands???) archetype- a bitter old woman who has sacrificed too much, experienced and committed more atrocities than anyone can imagine, and who knows the truth about what lies in the hearts of men to live among the villages anymore.

In my AU she's got a pretty dark backstory. Back in time when Villages were just getting established, women weren't allowed to be shinobi in the same capacity as men. There was too much warring and death among the clans to risk women, so they were only ever allowed to serve as spies or medics. (Chiyo started off as a medic).

And like any military/fascist dictatorship, serving the state was more important than anything else- so women who were kunoichi were given missions to steal and return with powerful bloodlines. Even before villages, this was a common fear among clans (which is why so many of them have protective measures and inbreed/arrange matches very carefully).

Chiyo was one such woman, who took a X-rated mission in her youth because she was told it would 'serve her nation'. There was a powerful bloodline whose Kekkei Genkai could harden sand to something akin to Steel- something Suna very desperately wanted.

Chiyo succeeded in her mission, but despite the veneer of 'serving your nation', when she returned, she was considered, in her words, "Just another whore."

Then when her son didn't manifest the bloodline- it was worse, but Chiyo was happy because that meant her son was HERS. (This is when she met Enji, and he saved her son's life at great cost- so Chiyo owes him a blood/life debt.)

Then the war came, and they needed women to fight so now serving the nation meant something different, and Chiyo became a full fledged 'shinobi' and turned her healing towards poison and death- especially when she had to fight the Salamander.

Then she sealed Gaara and that was the atrocity straw that broke the camel's back and she dipped out Suna and retired to an oasis. She's still a healer, but adamantly refuses to serve shinobi.

Once again, thank you so much for these asks and all the support for this AU?

@youngpeacearbiter

[moxyphinx]

"Don’t you see what’s happening in this country—across Europe—Everywhere. Money is the only thing that can protect you." LEMPICKA, the musical

[asexxxualauthor]

Hey, so, am I the only one who remembers that just a few episodes ago—and literally just the other night in-game—Orym was given Otohan’s sword the first time and the group agreed that it should be his to deal with? That he walked off on his own with it, full of grief and anguish, and they all let him have his moment? How that was literally just a day ago?

And now, just a day later, Laudna is looking at him with total betrayal that he’s actually wielding the sword.

Just a thought.

[apocalypsegay]

ppl who say "marcille is attracted to falin's masculinity" sound like theyre snorting industry grade copium. she is NOT attracted to short hair falin i can assure you. its weird how much ppl try to erase this aspect of her character for feel-good milquetoast shipping content instead of confronting it.

[the-krakens-bitch]

“We need more complex characters”

Bro you couldn’t even handle them

[merakiui]

I want to ruin Rollo so bad that he he stumbles out of the student president's office before he has time to fix himself. Maybe he comes back for seconds, if he does, he's getting thrown on the bed.

SO REAL OMG..... I need to give him just a crumb of pussy,,, a film preview, if you will, so that he's laying awake every night thinking about it in the most debilitating of ways. I need him to be drooling over me,,, that scene from Hunchback where Frollo's eyes are all red from monologuing in front of the fireplace,,,, that but instead Rollo was up all night writing erotica in his diary because he's down bad, and somehow the bags under his eyes are even darker and deeper than they were before. You can't give him just a tease of romance/lust/sex and expect him to be normal about it.

Giving him the best head of his life and it leaves him grabbing at the air. I need him weak in the knees. I need him desperate and pathetic. I need to peg him.

Rollo Flamme after succumbing to his lust:

[relaxxattack]

it’s amusing that people will understand right away that “pity” is a metaphorical/alien term for something wayyyy more than just pity (for example. you never see takes about how unhealthy it is for trolls to only date people that they look down on for being pathetic) but nobody wants to see “hate” the same way. hate is always just “hate” and its gross and evil and toxic despite that textually not being the case in comic

[razberrypuck]

thinking about the undersea again. can't wait for gillion "don't practice what you preach" tidestrider to see the elders again ESPECIALLY after being factory reset in the navy stronghold. can't wait for chip and jay, who KNOW what they did to him to some extent, to bring up everything he's told them (about being good enough for yourself, about standing up to authority figures, about doing what YOU think is right) only for him to keep making excuses for the elders. to keep defending them when they really, truly do not deserve it. can't wait for jay and chip to finally see him acting like the soldier the elders raised in full. to see him stonefaced and rigid, always at attention, hesitant to speak to the elders unless spoken to. to look in his eyes when the elders address him, and seeing only fear. can't wait fo-- *gets shot*