#i love tinder

[porcelain-clown]

the tinder men are feeding my delusions

[forcedhesitation]

astarion origin playthrough worth it just for all the extra moments where he does the "sad wet cat" face

[so-very-small]

“Listen to me child, all giants are the same. They are not to be trusted.”

“But Grandpma, I love him! He’s not like the stories. Not all giants are murderous killers-“

“What? What outdated nonsense do you think I’m on? Of course giants aren’t monsters or killers, that’s a vastly outdated stereotype.”

“But-“

“They’re all bitches though. Never met a giant who didn’t break my heart. They’ll love you, and then leave you, they’re ALL the same. Heartless vampires.”

“Grandpma, you have to get over Papa eventually. It’s been 25 years since the divorce.”

“ALL GIANTS ARE BITCHES.”

[ladybeug]

For Tinder Chat Noir x Chat Noir Au, consider this possibility - Tinder bans both accounts for impersonation.

Good news, I’m at an airport, and my favorite thing to do at an airport is draw comics for good asks I receive

[blueskittlesart]

just binged your profile because I realized I was missing out on so much AMAZING art which I was interested in seeing more of, but what else captured my attention now (LOL I love tea too) is such main character events like art school and the girl/crush you were posting about? Did this end up being a happy ending? So main character coded. No need to answer if this is too personal and/or if not! Love your art nonetheless, just interested in dets! and definitely earned a new follower <3

NO LMFAO sorry to ruin your fantasies of lesbian love but we were in an awkward situationship for about 2 weeks and then we mutually ghosted each other. she did break the silence about a year ago to rake me across the coals for severely undervaluing my art (which was completely necessary lmfao) but we have not talked since. if it makes you feel any better i now have an insanely hopeless crush on an entirely different girl who im never ever ever going to confess to. so

[pinktacotragedy]

i just know she's always a woman by billy joel is top of colins spotify wrapped every year

[sourcedecay]

Matched with someone with ‘ofos femme 4 butch’ in her tinder bio like eleven days ago and she messaged me right after we matched but I didn’t have the app downloaded at the time so I didn’t see it for like four days, and I messaged her immediately when I saw it but she hasn’t replied and it’s been like a week 😭 needless to say she’s living rent free in my mind

[stevethehairington]

ALSO you know what i find just absolutely wild? how few people i see talking about patrick zweig. like. maybe im just missing it, but it seems like EVERYONE is talking about art and going on about what a sad puppy dog art is — and that's TRUE that's SO TRUE — but you know who is an even BIGGER sad puppy dog? who is even MORE pathetic and sopping wet? PATRICK FUCKIN ZWEIG PEOPLEEEEE

[ahappydnp]

missing him so bad i'm rewatching google peak check in with host amazingphil

[saintirulan]

your girl has to wake up at 7 am tomorrow to go to the penis festival, but she stayed out with random ass people until 2 am 🫨✌🏻 who would have thought socialising was so fun diwjuwbwuq

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Lol decided to make a Tinder profile for my slutty dating app profile idea and the account got flagged IMMEDIATELY. Like, less than 5 minutes after download and I had only gotten about 2 1/2 sentences into writing my bio before getting locked out for being "suspected of suspicious or fraudulent behavior"

Apparently my flood of unleashed slut vibes entirely overwhelmed them 😔 why is it so hard to believe that I'm actually Very Hot and Unbelievably Horny

So I guess Tinder is out, what other dating apps would be a good place to just be blunt and horny about it?

[harmonytheme]

the more i think about the “you’re 17, you don’t know what love is” line from misbah, the more it makes me mad

[jumpingpuddles]

I decided to start doing the app dating thing again after years of not being on them and I'm sort of already regretting it. I like that Tinder now shows you what a person's looking for on the very first pic so I can just swipe past those who aren't looking for anything serious.

But why is it that every single guy who says they're looking for something serious have nothing in their bio?? You're looking for something serious based on appearance alone? Okay...

[alkibiadessuperfan]

struggling rn cause i wish i knew other lesbians irl to talk to or have as a rolemodel.

[napping-sapphic]

I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess

[dahfloofysmol]

@incognito-mode-official @officialtinder @basically-bumble HELLO!!!!

I have Just Finished This and I am very proud of it

For future art pieces, I’ll probably do the simplified version of your characters (unless it would fit the prompt better to have your created characters)

Anyway, it is HERE!! 1A, 1B, and 1C!

(???? I just now realized that they’re all in the ones category)

Spend as much time staring at it as you want. I (somehow) spend a whopping 13 hours on it