#i mean me

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

for the loosier stans

Alternatively:

[clarisinne]

harvey x masturbation… first off all, i’m so sure you wouldn’t scare anyone off😭

second of all, BRO. you’re so right about the “saddest wanks in the universe” thing. i feel like he’d be so CLINICAL about it. not just because he’s a doctor, but because of his personality. like… “time to get my weekly jorking it session in! keep the pipes clean! keep the endorphins flowing!”

i can imagine him like andrew in big mouth (sorry for mentioning big mouth💀) with a pre-masturbation ritual, laying out tissues in neat piles and shit. he gets it done QUICK and CLEAN and then has to deal with the most shameful post-nut clarity EVER

that’s just my thoughts. i hope this makes you feel more comfortable in sharing yours (please… the people want to see Them…)

bro you cannot know i wouldn’t scare anyone off i keep SO MUCH TO MYSELF………..

you think he’d be clinical and organized about it? I think he sort of gives in in very desperate moments like extreme loneliness, maybe boredom and bit and I 100% agree it’s over QUICKLY for sure and he’s sooo ashamed of it, especially because at the base of it there’s such a need for human connection more than anything like that’s truly what gets him off to me. He’s such a weird guy. I need him

Ykw thanks for sharing your take so detailedly i love your energy I encourage y’all to keep the discourse going, here’s a lil horny thing as a reward

(Implied nsfw under cut)

Did he just run a marathon? Is he taking matters into his own hands? is cf down there? let your imagination run wild

[hunkofjunk]

[needycatboy]

two transmascs eating each other out at the same time??? sounds world breaking someone's gotta try that.

[sanjidysphoria]

we r on a fucking haikyuu lockdown

[foggycakefart]

bro idk what im doing but i think my oc is so pretty 😔😔😔 anyway kokichi is there too ig??? erm he might be a comfort character idk

its totally a self insert oc but dw abt that (im not shipping them w anyone 😒)

[beatlesandbards]

ok but what do I do now that I've finished black sails

[twentyfunnybunnies]

KOTLC as things my friends I say pt. 10

*stomach making weird sounds*

Biana: Shut up Birtha

Biana: Do ya get it? I named my stomach birtha, cause she's big. And also cause she's about to birth-a food baby

Biana: just kidding food babies are never really born, just turn into ghosts and then dive back in after you eat.

Sophie:

Sophie: *bursts into laughter*

[ardentsong]

Pepper has taken on this week's Weekly Quest: https://www.pixelcatsend.com/forum&topic=3699 However, she couldn't decide on just one hobby and may have gone a bit overboard...

[isagrimorie]

Oh! What if Pate ended up with Imogen's group???? I mean, it's possible he just poofed out of existence but also: WHAT IF WE FINALLY GET THE PATE AND IMOGEN BUDDY COP COMEDY WE I ALWAYS WANTED???

But also, Imogen and Laudna can talk through Pate! But with the hilarious layer of Imogen being sappy at a dead rat!

GIVE THIS TO ME MATT.

AS COMPENSATION FOR THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO MY KEYLETH.

[jonmartintrash]

I swing violently, what about you?

[pageofpenandfables]

I have had the same style of cup fall out of my shopping cart and shatter, I’ve had one fall out of a large tote bag near inches from being safe and settled in my trunk, and I literally somehow magically and majestically just dropped one out of my arm while leaning into the fridge to get my water just completely forgetting that I was even holding it to begin with. and it’s one of those glass cups that don’t break they fucking shatter into smithereens - like that’s what they were created to do above anything else. That real thin glass you gotta like shine a light on and lean over to get a different views at different angles of the ground.. you know that cheap shit that you know was made intentionally to make humans miserable at some point probably around 3 AM when it’s real fucking convenient to be vacuuming and shit. 😡

And I just wanna understand that how come after the first two times this glass straight up mission impossibled itself out of my life I had the audacity to buy a third one as if that was going to go well. as if I wasn’t gonna end up spending over an hour sweeping and vacuuming and mopping up glass from my living room at some point soon. like yeah I’m a fan of myself overall I think I’m pretty funny, easy on the eyes usually, overall as a person more or less I think I’m alright…. but sometimes man… I’m just such a fucking handful I can’t stand it.

[oniii-fans]

She a little ugly but she bring the funny and the heart.

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

I have never related to Edvin more tbh.

[scentedluminarysoul]

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

Eef is SUCH a pretty girl!

"Good girl"

[snathark]

Girls on their birthdays