#i need divine intervention

[wlntrsldler]

MDNI!!!!!!!!! (thoughts about luke castellan)

im listening to practice by drake and i can’t stop thinking about fwb! luke 😀

thinking about how the minute you’re back at camp (from visiting family for the holidays or something stupid like that) luke pulls you away from everyone before you even get to say hi to anyone.

you’re smirking because you already know what’s next. he always got like this when you guys were apart for longer than a few days. ever since you guys started fucking, luke was insatiable.

you weren’t complaining tho because for a guy who didn’t really get much play, he was the only one you’d been with who can actually make you cum.

the second you two were away from everyone, his lips are on your neck and he’s rolling his hips onto yours. you haven’t even touched him yet and he was already hard. he was breathing heavy while he nipped at your skin, his calloused hands gripping your ass, no doubt leaving hand prints on the flesh.

“fuck, i missed this,” luke groaned into your lips, a string of saliva connected your lips. “my fuckin hand isn’t the same.”

you were breathless, “i was gone for like a week, castellan.”

“too long,” he mumbled, his lips connecting with yours again.

you tugged on his curls, making him whine into your mouth. your back was pressed against a tree and you can feel the bark scratching the sliver of skin that was exposed by your top but you didn’t care. luke’s dick was pressed against your thigh and you can feel his pre-cum seeping through his cargo pants.

you hooked one leg on his hip and thrusted up. luke didn’t expect the change in position and he moaned when he felt your warmth brush over the tip of his dick. he pulled away from you, eyes blown wide, and lips puffy from his attack on your lips.

“let me fuck you.” he whispered, “please.”

he wasn’t above begging anymore. he just needed to fucking feel you.

you shook your head. luke ran a hand through his hair, his sexual frustration causing a knot to twist in his stomach. you looked up at him, batting your lashes, “let me take care of you, luke.”

his eyebrows shot up in surprise. luke licked his lips, the tip of his tongue stopping at the corner of his mouth. a cocky smirk grazed his face and he nodded his head slightly to give you the go ahead.

you sank to your knees, undoing his cargo pants on your way down. you pulled put his cock from his boxers, biting your bottom lip in anticipation.

“you gonna make me feel good, baby?”

“not your baby,” you said, but your voice said something different. “been practicing.”

luke scoffed in a teasing way at your implications. you always made those comments whenever you came back to camp, like you had other guys to do this with besides him.

luke didn’t feel threatened by the idea. in fact, it only spurred him on because if you were out there fucking other guys, he knew none of them could have you the way he gets to. you were his and he was yours. whatever fucking label you had on this situation was bullshit as far as he’s concerned.

luke placed a hand on the side of your cheek, guiding you toward his dick, “you can talk all the shit you want but it’s my dick that’s gonna be down your throat and it’s my cum you’re about to swallow.”

that shut you up.

part 2 kinda (cinderella by mac miller)

[ugh-yoongi]

why does mingyu look Like That

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

NOOOoooOOoOOOooo

[spinaholi]

the giddiness i felt when the bad kids started heckling porter for being a terrible teacher just like they did to goldenhoard for being a libertarian in freshmen year. like. these kids will not let shitty adults mess with their best friends!!!

[a2zillustration]

I carried this thing for MONTHS with the EXPRESS PURPOSE of putting Raphael in it (knowing full well Larian wouldn't let me do that, mechanically) and I had one major miscalculation.

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[fangswbenefits]

And you expect me to be normal about him...

[alabasterpeony]

The only full body redesign left is flutters, who I LOVE to draw and yet I can't settle on a design

Goth Fluttershy is fantastic, she looks great in vintage styles, feral/crunchy shy is amazing. Small pony, elite. Fluffy draft, precious. :'''') so I'm just gonna post these sketches and someday finalize a design

I do like that I made flutters a goth pegasus and then her style changed with the batpony transformation.

Bottom right design is by my amazing talented sis @askstarfrost

[pitconfirm]

I want to vague post something but I shouldn’t so instead this is my vague post. so vague that I don’t even mention what I’m vagueing about. but I’m thinking. Thoughts.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[sleeplesssmoll]

I've had to research so much religious symbolism because of Reverse1999 that the ads are coming for me:

I also get ads for "learning to speak italian" because of Schneider and Sonetto.

And a ton of therapy ads because all my research circles back to Vertin's trauma.

[respectthepetty]

Give them to me RIGHT NOW!

RIGHT NOW, I SAY!

[lambfated]

// incoming massive 2 post long rant warning coming!! wee woo wee woo!!

something i've noticed lately is that a lot of people have been approaching me expecting lamby to be somebody that they just…aren't, and Also that people have been getting really handsy with them right off the bat. so i think that i should probably take some time to address these issues real quick...

and to sum it up simply, i'll start with the first half of this and say that i've noticed that people have gotten really touchy-feely with them out of the blue in the past. it seems like a lot of people aren't hesitant to manhandle them, presumably because they're both very cute and very small…but they NEED their personal space respected. it's a good way to set them off and get them to dislike you immediately if you aren't already on friendly terms with them, they agree to it, or your character outranks them in power; they are extremely touch averse and tend to assume the worst intentions in others when it comes to that. their entire life has taught them that touch = pain. they are heavily accustomed to everyone and everything that reaches for them trying to kill them brutally, and while they CAN be cuddly under the right circumstances, you gotta watch out and at least give a heads up first. they may be a hyper intelligent god, but they are ALSO a wild prey animal with defensive instincts, sharp teeth, and pointy horns too.

if you grab 'em with no warning, their prey instinct WILL kick in and you WILL be hurt. and again, i don't mind if certain characters touch them or get cuddly. they're not gonna hurt a kid or another sheep for example, nor a close friend, or someone who's trying to help them...and i definitely won't have them hurt someone without permission either. but it can be difficult to stay in character when someone does something that would otherwise set them off, y'know?

aaaand now we get to part two of this tangent, so i'll add that to second reblog so y'all don't gotta read all of my unhinged ramblings at once…

[chimerahyperfix]

omg wait I can share my fic here LMAOOOO. New chapter should be out in like a week my ass is just eepy

[moe-broey]

I've never been a "born in the wrong generation" type of guy because for So Many reasons I would be dead. Full stop like I would have died during childbirth I would have died of appendicitis age 8 and that's not even factoring in my queerness and neurodivergency and ultimately my mental health (carefully maintained thanks to support/modern advances in medicine and treatment). On Top Of That my hobbies include The Video Game and many such things that are of modern invention (adjacently: including The Device I'm typing this out on right now which has become my main avenue of communication to the outside world)

But I'm just saying that. It WOULD be nice. To exist in a world where fluorescent lighting doesn't exist and everything is possibly 99% less overstimulating all of the time forever.

[blazeball]

listen to the ultrakill soundtrack at work it will only produce the most normal and work appropriate thoughts (LYING)

[merelymatt]

Table reads for I Need A Miracle start today! Actual voice actors are going to say the words I wrote! I know from previous theatre stuff that this will end up being massively exhilarating, it always is – getting other artists' takes on the material, finding new meanings I didn't consciously put there, it's energising, it fills you up. But right now in the few hours before we get started, I've never had less confidence in these scripts 😂 The brain gremlin chorus is in agreement that every actor will ask questions I don't know the answer to and I will look foolish and amateurish in front of accomplished artists and creative professionals, and that they will all point out irreconcilable flaws in the characters and story that I am simply too blind to see

Anyway, I'm off to distract myself by casting my vote for Mayor of London and the Greater London Authority – my own little appeal to earthly powers for change I'm too small to enact myself, before the cast and the Wireless team and I start this next stage of producing a series all about appealing for divine intervention when the thing you want is simply too big to make happen yourself.