"But since you raise the subject, Moist, what were you doing with your life before the citizens of Ankh-Morpork greeted you with open palms?"
"Surviving," said Moist. "In Uberwald the old empire was breaking up. It was not unusual for a government to change twice over lunch. I worked at anything I could to make a living. By the way, I think you meant 'arms' back there."
"And when you got here you impressed the gods so much that they led you to a treasure trove so that you could rebuild our post office."
"I'm very humble about that," said Moist, trying to look it.
Terry Pratchett, Making Money
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Signs by the road.
Ph. Aleksandra Alba
IG: tanzdreamer
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A god of war inspires mortal followers from on high (Mike Mignola, Different Worlds 31, Chaosium, November 1983)
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The lesson in futility is failing, so I will step in to interfere with their Faller...
Divine intervention shall begin.
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Okay, so i started reading Nevermore and my first impression of Will and Montressor’s relationship is “oh cool, their friends” AND THEN THE MANSION THING HAPPENED and now im like “oh god, Will is so gay for Montressor” AND THEN THE MANSION CHAPTERS CONTINUED AND HE GOT FUCKING LEFT BEHIND WITH MONTRESSOR SHOWING NO REMORSE AND I WAs like “Will, Will Will, baby, we need to have a talk about your.. type in men. This— *gestures to montressor* is highly toxic. Come, come to my hut, i will serve you the best comfort foods and we can talk about.. *gestures to Montressor again* ..all that”
So, my blorbo is Pluto and i will protect Will from all— *gestures to Montressor* —that. And i do hope we find Duke soon
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