#i need to calm tf down

[s1llydr3amscape]

they're killing me no fnaf?!?!?!?!? no fnaf.... NO FNAF?!?!?! WHERE FNAF WHERE FNAFFF?!!??!?! STEELWOOL I KNOW UR HIDING IT WHERE IS FNAF FREDDYS.....

[peppermintquartz]

Hi you ever think about a pairing you love and how one of them would happily set fire to the world if the other died an untimely death

Because I do and it is driving me slightly mental

[asdear]

I randomly came across this video when watching RDR videos, and holy shit...

WHY IS THIS SO HILARIOUS THOUGH... LIKE MY STOMACH IS HURTING FROM LAUGHING-

[decaflondonfog]

10(-ish) First Lines Tag Game 🌙

i was tagged by the lovely @mintawasalreadytaken (see her brilliant first lines here!!!) over on my main but i'm doing this here bc i have no hp wips 🤷 the original rules of the tag game are to share the first lines of your ten most recent finished/posted works, but i love not following the rules so i'm going with the wip version and you're getting twelve because that's the amount of wips i actually have started writing for (wtf. twelve?? what's wrong with me) anyway HERE WE GOOOOO

in order of most likely to be finished to most likely to be eventually abandoned:

In the beginning, everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong.

The first picture in Neil and Andrew’s wedding album isn’t one taken by the photographer they hired.

When Andrew gets home, eyes bloodshot, and hair pointing in at least seven different directions, Neil’s stomach is already fluttering pleasantly, setting him up for nothing but disappointment.

Andrew isn’t small.

It’s too hot in bed.

In the morning of his eighteenth birthday, Eric Bittle woke up too early, with a headache pounding behind his eyes, and promptly dry-heaved for a good fifteen minutes before he realised what had happened.

Kevin immediately regrets spotting her. 

In the end, Adam isn’t sure who’s more surprised about the decision — himself or Ronan — but they go into it like they have so many other things before: with a vicious argument and a reluctant apology.

Renee dodges a punch to the ribs and takes several steps backward, panting, just as Andrew asks, “And you thought having sex with her would be a good way to deal with your feelings?”

When news of Mary Hatford’s death, the arrest of The Butcher of Baltimore and the fall of the Moriyama empire reach Rome, Father Neil Josten is twenty-seven years old and already four years out of the seminary, three post-ordainment. 

Kayleigh doesn’t mean to make a habit of going home with random people every night, but at this point, even a rug and a blanket seem better than trying to fall asleep on the bus to the sound of Tetsugi’s snoring.

Unfortunately for everyone involved, Neil can’t bring herself to care about the fact that Riko is probably going to kill her and make Jean watch.

tagging some darling, talented folks here: @slytherco @fluxweeed @skeptiquewrites @mostlymaudlin @starwarned @poetic-ivy (no pressure and i'll let you decide if you want to do first lines from already published stuff or if you want to go with the teasing option like me lmao do whatever you want, who cares)

[kissagii]

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[xxmourningdove666xx]

youll never guess whos now pacing around in a panic cuz theyre terrified they upset their gf (they didnt)

[kazutora-kurokawa]

HC's about your choice and I would like to challenge you to use this song for motivation!

FMRN

TokRev x Reader: Risky Sex

♡ NSFW, needy!reader, fem reader, oral->fem receiving, exhibitionism, sex in Shin's bikeshop, sex in a dressing room, teasing, these men are cocky fr, also Tora has a tongue piercing because I said so ♡

Characters: Shinichiro and Kazutora (separately)

note: as soon as I heard the song I knew what direction I wanted to go with this and I kinda went overboard 😭 Sarah Ilysm for this 🩷 also I proofread this so yea my eyes hurt lol

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Shinichiro

You honestly couldn't help yourself when it came to Shin, especially when he was working on a bike, he always looked so hot when he was focused. As he was about to get up from his place on the floor you ambushed him, positioning yourself in his lap and wrapping your arms around him. He pulled his cigarette out of his mouth and put it out in the ashtray, focusing all his attention on you.

"What is it darling? Feeling affectionate?"

You couldn't even be bothered to respond, too busy grinding against the growing bulge in his pants. He chuckled at your neediness before planting a deep kiss on your lips.

"You sure you want me to fuck you here? Anyone could walk in on us."

Did he really just ask you that? As if he didn't see the desperate look in your eyes, like he didn't feel how hard your nails were digging into his back, itching to tear his clothes off.

"Shin, please!"

"Please what darling?"

"Please fuck me~"

That's all he needed to hear, as a matter of fact, he could live off of those words alone. He undid your pants before pushing you onto the cold floor and undoing his belt. The adrenaline coursed through his veins as the thought of being caught flashed in his head. But that didn't matter, all that mattered was how pretty you looked underneath him and how badly you needed him. He started off slow, setting a pace that only made you beg for him even more. Your whining was his signal to go faster, to go deeper, to be rougher. His hands held your legs down, spreading them as far apart as possible so he could hit every nerve. His cock rammed in and out of you so fast that your legs started to involuntarily close, but he wasn't gonna let that happen.

"Uh-uh sweetheart, don't try to get away. You wanted this remember? You were begging for me to fuck you and now you can't take it? Just be a good girl for me and take it ♡"

Fortunately, you two finished up without getting caught. It also goes without saying that he left you completely satisfied, filled to the brim, and unable to walk properly.

Kazutora

You had been out shopping with Tora all day and you didn't know why, but everything this man did was about to send you over the edge. The adoration in his eyes whenever you tried something on and the endless flow of compliments would've polluted your ego, if they hadn't gone straight to your pussy. You were already on your last straw when you came out of the dressing room in a tight black dress, praying that he'd hold off on the compliments for once.

"You look absolutely stunning angel, I love how you look in that, you'd look even better with it off though ♡"

Your hand gripped the doorway of the dressing room as you felt your legs about to give out on you. There was no way you were gonna be able to hold out until you got home, you needed him now. You grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into the dressing room, closing and locking the door behind you.

"Do you have any clue what you're doing to me right now?"

"Of course I do, because I'm doing it deliberately."

"You're such a jackass!"

"I know, but I'm your jackass."

He pushed you onto the bench of the dressing room and was immediately in between your legs. His calloused hands pulled up your dress and pried your legs open, his tongue brushing over your clothed clit as he licked over the wet spot on your panties.

"Look at you, so fucking wet for me princess ♡"

His teeth hooked into the waistband of your underwear, pulling them off of you in an agonizingly slow manner.

"Tora, stop teasing!"

"Okay okay! I'm sorry angel, I'll stop teasing ya."

He gently pressed his thumb onto your clit, rubbing circles and applying more pressure as you got wetter. His thumb was quickly replaced by his tongue and you felt a chill go down your spine as the cold metal of his piercing hit your clit. This definitely didn't go unnoticed by him either.

"Aww angel, do you like it when I press my piercing on your pretty little clit?"

You could only nod in agreement as your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer as you grinded against him. His grip on your thighs tightening as you came, leaving the bottom half of his face soaked. Before you could even let what just happened sink in, there was a knock on the dressing room door.

"Ma'am are you okay in there? Do you need assistance?"

"No I'm okay, I'll be out in a second!"

Tora looked up at you with a smirk on his face before kissing your clit and getting up to help you fix your clothes.

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[gojoest]

but he looks so cute in his basic ass uniform

[platykool]

you tell him Jude

[p4nishers]

idk how many times i can say this but: it CANNOT BE QUEERBAIT IF THE CHARACTERS ARE QUEER!!! please stop this "i saw the leak and im worried it still might be queerbait" ????? HOW ??? they're both NON BINARY!! HOW can it be queerbait if they're, in canon, genderless beings?? SHUT TF UP EVERYONE PLEASE

[tubelight-404]

FIRST TIME GIVES INEFFABLE HUSBANDS VIBES AND I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE IT 😭😭😭

[moldy-flowers]

The interesting experience of being pro Sasuke, anti konoha, pro tobirama, anti Naruto ending, pro Sasusaku, anti Itachi, pro Sakura, anti SasuNaru, pro Tobirama×Izuna, anti Madara, pro karin, anti Orochimaru, pro Uchiha and anti Hashirama. And also as much as I hate the guy danzo was kind of hot when he was younger...

[imbywimby]

STOP HARRASSING THE CAST ABOUT BUDDIE

hey guys!

is it too much to ask that you guys stop harrassing the 911 cast about buddie!

here's a great idea: ask the cast about the million other plotlines that their characters are a part of! stop ignoring everybody besides oliver and ryan! ask the actors about the hard work they've put their characters!

even in the latest episode - why don't we focus more on kenneth choi's AWARD WORTHY PERFORMANCE instead of just debating bucktommy vs buddie???

jfc everyone

[dewdouble]

Thinking about how Mike can only view the world in correlation to himself, but he never actually addresses his individual problems. Thinking about how we as viewers have hardly seen his point of view recently. Thinking about what would happen if Mike took a deep breath and realized that not everything is about him. Thinking about how freeing that would be for him. (I need to sleep)

[miraofhearts2point0]

i find it so funny that if Chishiya can't find a solution he just resorts to violence immediately like yeah. thats.. thats my boy.

[maukiki1]

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