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laridawn · 6 months

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i feel insane. im sitting in my room with the lights dimmed. thinking about the way the way michael was characterized by the fandom... especially in boyf riends content. im laughing to myself but just to release energy because. thinking about it makes me so. GRRRRGRAAHHHHH

this is me. right now

#i need to kill something with hammers #MYSELF!#tbh its like that for all the characters #but. its probably not a stretch to say he was the worst case #him jeremy and christine. man #be more chill

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daily-lea-crosscode · 5 months

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was genuinely in a haze drawing this

#it was like 3 in the morning i had a mission or something #i think that this would be one of the first things to happen after the events of the game though.#i cant tell you how often i think of this. i dont even know if the writers intended him to be so autistic #he is absolutely the funniest character to me #gets in your party. explicitly says “small talk has never been my forte”. instead infodumps about biology in nearly every conversation.#i didnt think i had this much to say in tags but i always need to mention the absolute impression this guy gives off #especially on a 2nd playthrough given [SPOILERS] but i digress. if its not obvious i think of him the most. we need to kill him with hammer #crosscode #daily crosscode #c'tron #toby tremblay

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howldean · 12 days

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#okay but see even if we’re going with canon trans woman lesbian sam i still think cas has a more inherently queer experience. like #*fanon. damn autocorrect #LIKE. first of all samuel you have no bitches #second of all cas is for all intents and purposes an alien. so he not only was introduced to human queerness but stepped into being #people saying sam is freaky therefore queercoded?? CAS IS THE FREAKIEST FREAK AND YOU CANT HANDLE IT #sam wants to conform more than anything in this world. except when he goes off the deep end and decides he’s doomed and evil forever #there is something Wrong with cas <3 he literally came of the line wrong. conversion therapy did Not fix him #and on the topic of gender!!!!!! angels are agender and y’all forget that. he chooses a male vessel. he is fond of it. he chooses to age in #his male body and take on muscle. this is a CHOICE that is GENDER EXPRESSION #i need hammers. for killing people #cas is literally so queer i could weep from it. why are we giving sam the time of day at all #i have to go reread the destiel butch dyke fic

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quietwingsinthesky · 4 months

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that’s really the core of lucifer, i suppose. he knows that something horribly, desperately, unspeakably wrong was done to him. and god did that. so. there’s nothing that can be done but to accept it as it is.

#there’s something about how lucifer is barely. angry. in s5. right?#or like. not outwardly. not explosively. she’s bitter and resentful and mean. but she’s not. she’s not really Angry.#doesn’t yell. only lashes out when provoked (<- thinking of hammer of the gods gabriel scene.) she’s just. doing what she knows she has to.#but at the same time when she talks to sam she tells him to stay angry. tells him she’ll need that anger.#tells nick that god wronged him. tells sam to get angry. and she’s. i don’t know how to put it exactly.#it just stands out to me is all. that lucifer is primarily just sad. that the times that breaks aren’t for her to get furious but for her to #be a little silly. a little joyful. a little indulgent. you know its the flip between genuine sadness over the grave in carthage to smiling #when he tells sam ‘don’t go anywhere! not that you could if you wanted to!’ its the offering of demons for sam to kill and the star wars #reference.#lucifer knows she never really got out of the cage in s5. is what i think im saying.#but at least it got a little bigger for her before she gets put down.#lucifer spn

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stardivingsea · 2 months

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As an Absolute shock to no one, I accidentally made my first Baldur’s Gate 3 play through into a personal tragedy.

As a shock to myself, my obsession with this game made me want to draw again so someone take this thing away from me before I stare at it too long!!

#feel free to reblog #some of my background doodles got really blurry and some are super sharp so we are all going to agree to ignore that #bg3 #my tav #anyway #story details below for funsies #this is pyri #I romanced wyll and stayed behind w him instead joining lae'zel/returning home in order to convince karlach to live #one day he’s going to need to kill me but for now we are all alive and fighting :)#the sword is the silver sword of the astral plane that i wielded through the final battle while lae'zel held orphic hammer #something something falling prey to ambition becoming the monster you hated and using it to save your people something or other

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shrowdly · 3 months

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revenge for jellystick_on_a_tree

#rotten art #artfight #artfight 2024 #art fight #art fight 2024 #team seafoam #current attack is killing me with hammers i think i need to work on something else lol

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 8 months

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'yandere sebastian' 'yandere abigail' 'yandere wizard' give me yandere clint 🖐✊🖐✊

#random thoughts #stardew valley #love the idea of a clint who slowly loses interest in emily and starts fixating on the farmer #it wouldn't get violent so not REALLY a yandere he just gets kinda stalker-y and really passive-aggressive #about you talking to and romancing other people #i just wish more stardew mods kept the original kind of asshole-y personalities of the nonromancable characters #don't make morris a sympathetic guy whose dad died and he's 'just following orders' give me reasons WHY he thinks pelican town sucks #and make me be able to kiss him anyway #a character doesn't need to be morally good for me to understand their motivations!!!#GIVE ME ASSHOLE WIZARD!!!#actually you know what i love the idea of clint killing someone and immediately regretting it #like in a heat of the moment 'my crush's spouse is arguing with me while im forging and well.'#'i got mad and i had a hammer'#immediately freaks out but OBVIOUSLY he can't go to harvey about this!!!#so he takes the body (were they still breathing? he was so freaked out he can't remember anymore and he hates it)#and buries it in the grove of trees behind his house where you get that one statue #goes inside and cries himself to sleep or smth #gets all jumpy for a while until you trigger his next heart event #when you go to his shop while he's visibly upset and he's like #'would you still like me even if i did something really wrong? would we still be friends?'#and depending on how you answer he either gets moderately back to normal or kills himself #the ghost of your spouse starts haunting him btw. visible only to him #you can see inside his house before you enter during the cutscene and you (the player) can see the ghost #but when you go inside it's gone #if he kills himself you find a note saying to check out back to see what he did #my guilty pleasure is really fucking edgy character mods can you tell #anyway if you get married and have a kid after this the kid has your deceased spouse's name by default <3

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bredforloyalty · 5 months

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you know what? it's fine.

#tomorrow i either pass clinical psych or i don't pass. or i get a 3 and i'm forced to consider if it's worth trying again or not #that's fine. then i try to do something with the school psych assignment over the weekend #then i do a bit of preparing for the stupid fucking neuropsych online exam. so I don't go in blind #you gotta know how to cheat and how to use your notes y'know what i mean.#and then i start studying for the comprehensive exam and also work on the research paper #and if i fail clinical psych i can try again one or two weeks later (can't really do one bc i don't want to be back here that week) (so two)#and if i fail the comprehensive exam (or if it's crap like it's a 2 or a 3. bc it kind of needs to be a 5 bc of the degree grade) then i #try again on may 7 #and if i don't manage to finish the research paper by may 6 for the first check‚ i still have until the 19th to do it #i will make it through if it kills me.. and it shouldn't like if this tests my limits then i deserve to be hit with a #giant hammer until i die 💀

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ruvviks · 1 year

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– WIP CHOICE AWARDS.

TAGGED BY: @adelaidedrubman, thank you so much!! TAGGING: @reaperkiller, @aartyom, @swordcoasts, @faarkas, @morvaris, @shellibisshe, @strafethesesinners, @katsigian, @dickytwister, @devilbrakers, @aragorngf, @baldursgate2 and YOU! RULES: make a 24-hour poll with (the names of) your wips, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner received!

#tag games #unfortunately i've already finished the girl's night fic (aubrey and seb doing. thangs.) so i couldn't list it here </3 sadness #i do really need to pick up the multi-chapter fics again i miss them :( re-releasing chasing stars because i need to update writing style #the cassidy fic is not getting a re-release because i'm still happy with the previous three chapters and everything is in there #things have changed about the timeline but they start changing from chapter 4. which is where i am right now LMAO #the follow-up fic for playground is only there to establish nick as a character. since in playground he's just. [gestures] you know #the coffee fic is very short and it jumps like. 1-1.5 year into the timeline but don't worry about it #the last one is something self-indulgent that i started so long ago but i kinda wanna finish it because it's IMPORTANT #idk who has wips also i'm so rusty with tagging. but. consider yourself tagged if you see this or untagged if you don't have wips #and as always feel free to kill me with hammers <3

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qqqqqqqqqqq0 · 1 month

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i did a thing

#crocheting #it was a really shitty day and i don't want to talk about it. i just need to yap #i will probably unknowingly say some borderline deranged traumatizing things further but idk its just the way i am #my existence itself is a major trigger warning so be aware #the only highlight of the day was the (i suppose) wlw couple i saw at the subway while pulling out shit like burdock out of my dress #i won't elaborate on the last piece can i be a little mysterious and less pathetic #so the wlw couple. one girl hugged the arm of the other girl and put the head on her shoulder. i saw that and was like “damn”#if you have a person you can willingly do things like that with you should know i would kill god just to be in your shoes #please cherish it #i didnt really look at them that much but then we got off on the same station and somehow they managed to overtook me #they were right ahead of me still all over each other and then it has striked me #that the girl hugging the arm of the other one was actually disabled and she needed help to walk properly #actually they were faster than me because my legs today are a total mess lol it hurts like hell just to make a step #but this is obviously just a temporary inconvenience and its nowhere near the problem that girl has #i don't compare myself to her in this regard but ive found this parallel kinda poetic #like how i as a relatively healthy individual with no major health issues was envious as fuck of those two #how i was walking in 0.25x with a shit ton of thoughts in my head while she was limping happily with a girl in her hand and smiling #no pity just envy and pure admiration. i want what they have #but im not sure if I deserve it. or actually need it #if i actually had something like that in my hands i don't know whether or not i would crush it into pieces #and then cry over it to the day i die. do you get it. am i too dramatic or too shallow as a person #originally i planned to talk about another thing entirely but this day has crushed my head and heart like a hammer #and now its turned to mush #no i guess it was a mush since long ago. then lets say this day was just crap. or life itself #nothing really happened to me but it reminded me of how helpless i am as a person vs the world and i hate being helpless #maybe ill tell you the story of how i lost the sensation in my fingertips another time when im not that traumatised by life events #(i lost it by saving a damsel in distress after walking out of the night bar a year ago. its a clickbait)

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the-acid-pear · 1 month

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Was drunk and then got scared and now I'm gonna shit myself

#luly talks #i cannot get SCARED when drinking alcohol otherwise it hurts me BAD #never forget the liver pain induced fever when i had that breakdown listening to mountain goats #way less than that bc i was not having a breakdown i just really need to tell someone something but it's scary bc what if im killed huh #what if i get hit with hammers for saying it.#its not bad at all but what if. what if.

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worstloki · 2 years

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alternate Avengers 1 ending Ft. Tesseract

#''stop kissing the tesseract loki'' no shut up thor go save the day or something with your ridiculous conditional hammer #Thor can't you just be happy for Loki for once #can't you just let Loki be happy #''stop! stop!!! that's MY character arc!!!!'' oh like you're SOOOOO original Thor. Go close the portal or something.#''Loki you need to pay for your crimes'' there are chitauri that need killing. go fight a leviathan and maybe you'll calm down #''Loki our father--'' can suck it. im busy. more important things to kiss on my agenda than his boots.#tesseroki #i've obviously used the meme template where wolverine stands there like :| while like jean and cyclops kiss #i remade this meme like 4 times to add layers but left his pants brown as a subtle reference to the loki series #in the sense that they won't be staying on

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bitegore · 1 year

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Genuinely fucking batshit how some people will act as though the bare minimum level of care + respect for the people around them with different problems is like, an insurmountable fucking bar

#red rambles #ok yes yes i do actually have relatively severe brain problems that sometimes desperately need to be accommodated in person or i flip out #so maybe my perspective is different. but i think if you cannot even make a lip service attempt to accomodate your friends and peers when #they ask you not to talk about something with them or to try to avoid bringing up certain topics this is like not hard. there are many #harder things i like. id say i ask of people but that's not true since i know i never get it so i just self isolate . lol #but you see the point right #'ohhhh how could i do that' its not hard you simply think with your brain #'ohhh but what if it's annoying' well you just suck. like as a person #dont talk to them then. you don't get to have it both ways #eta. if you think this is specifically talking about you you are categorically wrong. this post was inspired by a really annoying #character i made up in a dream who was a dick to my friends so i killed them with a hammer. this is not like. a person i know irl #however if you feel like this is about you it is possible you're doing wrong by the people around you in which case like. like i said. bare #minimum is not to take people you are in active conversation with on subjects they don't want to talk about and def not to do it repeatedly.

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walterdecourceys · 1 year

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finally got around to watching those clips of choncert um. What

#danny strong i kill you with hammers ok?#i think i could write an essay on the one night in rome thing alone that's such a bizarre change...#oh fuck it's almost eight i need to get something done before i go to bed. okay bye but seriously what was that...............#.txt

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wrecking · 6 months

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kinda obsessed with my entire dash having a horrible time as of late seemingly. like yeah average march moment

#d #i hate spring so much i need to kill it with hammers #for the record this post is in comraderie bc . i am also doing Awful so like 🤝#honestly am considering just laying in bed all night and hoping maddie takes over again or something like i can't handle this shit

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hollowslantern · 2 years

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i feel so

#urgh urgh inventing a scenario... but i need to draw it because if i just describe the idea with words ill sound cringe or something #and get killed with hammers #oouh look at me acting like a stupid fucking fandom mom etc etc

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