#i normally don't give a ding dong to write this much

[toyaslove]

Hi! Can I request Toya with a reader who's like N25 Len? Thanks!

A/N: omg I'm so sorry for taking so long, I put in my head today at 12 O'clock while I was going to home: "I'll write this and like this[...]" I swear I was thinking about in what to write but I FORGOT. Sorry for that!! And this looks so cute and cool to write! I would love to write it!

Toya Aoyagi x Len kin!Reader

Squeezes!

(Omg I'm so so good at giving history names 😍)

Tw: Maybe clinginess? Toya here is after his development

♥︎ Poor boy, at first, he thought you were scared of him because of your shyness.

♡ But, with time, you guys know yourselves better and he realizes that it's just your personality!

♥︎ He loves how much you're shy, he thinks it's adorable! Even before you guys started to dating.

♡ You guys were such a messy when you guys confessed, Toya was who took the first step because he knew your shyness. You guys were completely red when confessed 😭

♥︎ It's stamped on your faces that you guys like each other, just you two don't know.

♡ Toya is normally touch starved, but with you is a little worse, because he's scared of asking you some touch and you getting too flustered or uncomfortable.

♥︎ Well, someday, he asked you if he could touch you! When you said "yes", he was so happy, he held you with all his gentleness and care, being careful not to let you too much shy, failing miserably.

♡ But you told him with pure shyness that you liked it!

♥︎ I feel like he would squeeze you from so much cute he thinks you are. 😭

♡ Someday, he LITERALLY asked you if he could hug and squeeze you, he told you that you're too cute to him while he squeezes you.

♥︎ (Idk if this is smth that Len does and if this is OOC just ignore)

He loves looking at the lil cute things you have, like your little plushies, mainly them! He ask you if he can hug them! If you'd let him, he would be so happy!

♡ If you don't stop this guy, every day Toya will arrive at your home holding a bag full of plushies from the arcade, I have to say you, you don't have anymore space in your bedroom because of this. 😭

Ding dong

Someone touch the bell at your home, you go over there to see who was. There was your boyfriend, holding a white bag with some "Puyo" stamps on it. You opened the door and shyly you greet Toya.

— Oh, hello my love! I was in the arcade... I look at the claw machine and I remembered of you, but I think I maybe exaggerated... — He says blushing, smiling and giving you the bag. You opened it and was full of plushies, one more cute than other! Your smile when you see the plushies warm Toya's heart, he gets even more flustered.

— T-thank you... I... I liked it — You say gently and with a shy face — Let's get in?

— Of course! — Toya takes your hand and holds it, he left a kiss on it.

You guys entered the house, you guiding Toya into your bedroom, you put your new plushies in the bed and you hugged one, Toya is blushed, you can figure out why, but he looks like wanting something.

— H-hey... Y/N... may I hug you? I... honestly... you... you're looking so cute... I'm sorry... maybe this sounds weird, but... just ignore this if you don't want to! — He says shyly, he's holding his arm with his hand. You, as shy as him, nod your head in agreement, then, Toya holds you really tight, almost in a squeeze.

You make a sound like a "ugh-" and he giggles gently at you, he takes you chin and look at your face gently. You get SO MUCH SHY... his smile is so lovingly, so passionate, like he's seeing the most beautiful think in this world.

By the way, Toya is being the kindest guy in this world, like always, you guys end up the night sleeping in each other's arms 😭

[nilboxes]

Kaleb Cross comes home to you in the middle of the night after completing a job and wakes you up for his needs.

Kaleb Cross/Gender Neutral Reader. Explicit. PWP, throatfucking and more.

Extensive notes and ramblings below.

Haha. Looking through all the Kaleb Cross art while really sleepy and I'm like yeah let's use my limited brain power to write something extremely horny. No regrets tbh👍

What with being a PWP and very trying to be gender neutral, I couldn't insert much in here, but I have thought long and hard, a lot of times, about how Revrev was like before he was uploaded into a bot.

Idk but there's two lines that give us a glimpse into how he was before "he used to need a reason to kill, but now he's not that man anymore" regarding Revenant and "Kaleb Cross has no morals" so they are kinda contradictory but I'm trying to wrap my head around it

IMO I think as a human "he needs a reason" is just... "Hammond said the guy should pay" is a reason enough (and as Rev he just kills indiscriminately if/when he can). I also feel like he's sadistic with adults but the kids of his targets he offs quick and painless, sparing them the anguish of having their life flipped upside down, also it just reduces revenge-plots on him down the line (Loba lmao) considering he was rather old for a hitman (44?!?!?! old man) I do really believe he excelled in his job in all manner of aspects. I imagine he'd do stuff like social engineering (ding dong hello it's ur cable guy) and thus would be a rather well-rounded individual capable of a range of human emotion.

That's a long-winded way to say I do imagine Kaleb Cross kept some manner of relationships with others, probably a lover, or a bunch of them even. I don't think he'd commit to one and if it were only just one it wouldn't be sunshine and roses. Sex would be amazeballs, but he'd be toxic in all the other ways. I hc in this he doesn't remove his clothes during sex, especially when he's in his handsome hitman gear (the suit) kinda like his equivalent of a leather dom gear lmao but it's mostly a demonstration and immersion of himself in his element of power. That's how I imagined him here in this fic, he just completed a kill and he's sooo on top of the world and he's full of horny. Suit's on, dick's out.

In the Revtane fic I imply he did have a relationship too, and when I was writing this I imagine the "reader" and the relationship he had bittersweet memories of are the same. I always imagine if he were to have a relationship that the person would definitely know he's a hitman, would also be a part of the syndicate in a way or another (therefore somehow Outlands upperclass with a significant backing/power) and be familiar with the kind of sociopathy it takes to be on top. So, def it's a toxic relationship on both sides, but it somehow works. There's love there I GUESS but it's not a normal, domestic bliss kinda love... also yes I do really think he's gay af (even if a femme person dressed him he wouldn't look like that I s2g) but for delulu purposes I made it gender neutral

Anyway yes all that for a 1.7k word fic haha. I have so many ideas for the revtane fic I'm writing but I'm letting that one stew even more.

[end-of-pizza]

A small typeset about climate change

15 years, thats about all the time left. Realistically within 15 years we hit runaway, permafrost melts, co2 and methane skyrocket and chain reaction until we cross that line

You know the 3 degrees, no wait 4 degrees.....5 degrees?

Who cares

You want to know the honest truth, the raw honestly that no one else is giving you

This is all planned, its not denied, its not bypassed. Us hitting runaway and melting all the ice caps has been more or less a given since the late 70s. The green new deal would have been great, and i like electric cars

But it wouldn't have fixed it. The united states alone couldn't stop this, no one could

You cant stop climate change now. To prevent billions of deaths due to starvation and migration, to prevent loss of major cities, we need to be carbon NEGATIVE right fuckin now, and maybe our grand kids won't have to worry about climate change that much.

Grand kids.

Writing this because some ding dong was arguing with someone that even though theyre poor they should go vegan to save the planet

The planet, is on fire. Let the dude eat a cheeseburger.

There is no fixing this. Within 15 years, all major cities will be under water, a few billion people will have to migrate further north or south to survive 150 degree summers, and we will have multiple hurricane Katrina style tragedies every, single year

And remember like I said, this was planned.

Major companies still own a lot of land in the rust belt, a place that no one really uses

China has built hundreds of ghost cities in northern territories

Russia and america both want that sweet northern ice free passage.

There is no stopping this. This is not hyperbole. The last president who could have averted this wasnt obama, or bush, or Clinton.....it was carter, and he tried

This isn't doomerism or something, this is just the truth. Im not sugar coating it. Its not a doomsday scenario, because climate change isn't the end of the world

You're on tumblr, you'll be fine

Like you'll have fema trailers in your states national parks and likely in your town, and your schools will be so packed because of migrating families that theyll likely barely work, and food shortages far larger then what happened in covid will be common enough that there will be some weeks normal shit like milk, cheese and eggs might be pretty expensive.

But you'll survive, thats the worst part about climate change, you'll live. You'll watch the news and see stories of 100 million people starving to death in India, of governments toppling, of riot, of wars and of other such nightmares over fresh water and bread.

If you live in the southern us, you'll have a summer so hot that thousands of people will die, that power grids will fail and the water stops flowing from the tap

But you'll move north, and you'll survive

You live in the uk, you'll migrate to the EU, live on a coast you'll either get some insurance claim or you'll abandon your house and move inland.

Don't fuckin shame someone for using a paper cup, or driving a gas car. They didn't light the house on fire.

[dragoon-of-all-trades]

Demiurge took note of her response, merely smiling as he tilted his head to the side. “Something the matter?” 

“I guess I was expecting some sort of physical reaction to making that deal,” Lilyodin confessed, placing her hands back in her lap. “Demon contracts usually are painful, aren’t they?” 

The demon couldn’t help but laugh. It wasn’t malicious but he did have food in his mouth, so he had to cover it with a napkin to not be rude. “Goodness, where do you humans come up with these things?” He swallowed, waving away the accusation of the act. “Mm, it depends the contract, but something as simple as this is merely a binding of understanding we can both agree on, wouldn’t you say?” 

The woman blushed, looking away as she nodded. “I do suppose you’re right. Sorry, a lot of books and things just have all kinds of talks about demons and how they are.” 

“It is better to think for one’s self than rely on others to do the thinking for you, child,” Demiurge instructed. He finished the last of his meal there on the plate before bothering to go for another piece of chicken.

[vinnival]

*breaks into your inbox* DING DONG *clears throat*, so I had an reader insert idea for da madcom main trio boys. Their s/o uses quemical weapons against enemies, like gas bombs and poison bullets (much like Viper from Valorant), how would they react to them? Thx for reading, your writing is absolutely amazing! (sorry abt any english mistakes, it isn't my main language) ~🦉anon

CHEMICAL WEAPONS

yes

Hank

person's just tryna go about their day when bam! Whizz, whizz- two bullets fly by and leave their bandana tail ends whizzing by from the force

So of course they turn around, only to see you; the newest SQ recruit, still keeping an eye through your scope as your bullets pierced the enemies

Now normally they wouldn't care about who your shooting at as long as it isn't himself, but the particularly sharp, pained screams of the enemies piqued his interest, to say the least

You were pulling your head back with a satisfied smirk as Hank look back towards the two agents you shot easily, to see them writing on the ground and scratching at the bullet holes that held the bullets lodged in their body

Yes, poison bullets

They were screaming bloody murder, begging for the Maker to give them mercy, or screeching out how badly it burns

When they look back towards you, you brush past them in a wide berth- you still are cautious of Wimbleton, after all- and personally end their suffering with regular bullets now.

And needless to say, since then...

he was interested.

Ever since then, he tends to fall behind in group missions involving you just to see what weapons and attack methods you use each time

They think your creativity with the poisonous/chemical weapons is very unique, and a lot more creative than San or Dei's simple tactics.

You begin to notice their interest in you! And so you (foolishly) begin to fight relatively alongside Wimbleton. Really, reader? Why would you do that? Smh smh smh

Luckily they find you too interesting to kill so they let you off the hook with beign around them a lot more

There's a lot of unspoken communication between you two

Just uh don't get annoyed when they suddenly grab a weapon from your current inventory for their own usage

(It will happen a lot)

After enough time, you two exchange words here and there, idly chatting about your weapons, or discussing the next possible mission(s) that you two may get from 2B

As long as you don't like, purposefully try to get on their bad side, it's good, you'll be fine

Yknow after enough time they just fuckin realize they've fallen HARD for you, not just your method of kill

And gosh they are so impressed with you in general like. Yes this is another killing machine like me that I Respect. Hank Sticker Of Approval

Deimos

So, like, you know how certain gases n elements n shit can change the color of fire?

Oh yeah

Oh yeah babey

OH HELL YEAH

Teamwork 110%, Dei immediately befriends you, and cannot stop talking about how cool you are

"SO LIKE... how do fireworks happen? I NEED'A know, toots, this is URGENT-"

He will let you rant on n on about chemistry, chemicals, etc

He thinks the way you attack is cool! Especially when the mustard gas is a vibrant pink! Woaw

He like immediately asks you out after you two start going from simple sitting on the couch together to straight up cuddling like wh when did this happen huh whuh ohp

He's just straight up bragging about you like "YES this is my s/o my BELOVED they will KILL YOU with funny liquid"

deimos "have you ever heard of hydrochloric acid" ( he doesn't have a last name )

He so very much supports your fuckery with acids n stuff, and probably would do the obligatory mad scientist cackle when you make a new reaction that you've been researching

(remember kids do not mix chemicals you don't know the reaction of)

(you had to furiously convince dei out of doing this)

Why Do You Have Mercury Oh No

At least you keep it in a safe container and use it for desperate measures

You mightve maybe accidentally probably most likely.... made dissonance once?

You shut that down REAL quick tho dw lol

Needless to say it gave both you and Deimos a heart attack when you two accidentally spilled chemical X into the mixture or something and out poofed some fucking artificial grape juice shit

💀

💀

Sanford

Omg explosives likers 🤝

Needless to say San was definitely flirting with you right off the bat bc of your similar interests

You two work well a lot! I hc that Sanford is basically madcom MacGyver, able to make just about anything into a bomb of some sorts.

So, that, being paired with the chemical nerd you are?

🤝

He's very supportive of you <3 throws compliments whenever you decimate using a flashbang that spewed smoke to temporarily blind for even longer than before!

Plus more of course

Takes a lot of pride in how you know how to stand up for yourself

Not that he would be opposed to saving his joyfriend-in-distress B)

If you have a lab (probably do), he'd sit there with you as you work, and attentively listens as you explain the collision theory to him, how catalysts work, your favorite element in the periodic table, etc., etc..

He's honestly just happy you're so passionate about chemistry to the point of using it in battle; which is extremely unique! He loves it! And loves you <3

HELLO anon. you speak good english

[amyscascadingtabs]

this is sappy but whatever. i wrote most of this before the season started (which is why i come off as reasonable and somewhat mentally stable about all of this) but felt appropriate to post it now as a thank you. ❤️

i have vivid memories from the night b99 was cancelled. the news came late evening my time, and i had been editing fic and checked twitter and there it was. loud and clear. i don’t remember which site it was but the picture was jake and amy with their wedding cake and that made everything feel even worse.

i remember freaking out even though i had been prepared, because those last days before the news hit on tumblr were... panicked. but i still freaked out to the extent that i ran outside in my pajama pants and hoodie and blue plastic slippers and called my mom, and then i walked up and down the streets where i lived in the darkness and cried in frustration as she tried to talk me down. i remember there were random guys with motorcycles out? but i was too hysterical to care. i’m pretty sure i screamed something to my mom about ”HOW CAN BIG BANG THEORY GET A BILLION SEASONS BUT THIS SHOW GETS CANCELLED????”

i know everyone who was in the fandom at the time has their cancellation story. what played the biggest part in mine was the fact that i felt like i hadn’t had enough time. really, i had only just become active in the fandom, only just started interacting with people on here and writing my first few fics, but i was absolutely loving it. it was giving me happiness again after a long period of emptiness and depressive feelings. when it was cancelled, what made me feel the worst was the fact that i’d had so little time – to make friends, write fic and react to episodes together. i felt deeply jealous of everyone who’d gotten more.

thinking about it coming to an end now has made me remember that night and those feelings of jealousy. because i did get more time. i got three more years. that night, i remember asking for just one, for a half, for anything, and i got three years.

and these three years have been a whirlwind of emotions and feelings and episodes and debates and discussions and gifsets and fanfic and asks and having this as my safe space while pretty much everything changed around me in the outside world, and i just want you all to know that i have never taken a single day of them for granted. this show could have been taken from me before i’d ever gotten the chance to grow with it and alongside it, and instead it was part of my life for three whole years.

i have a really, really good memory (four time quiz champion anyone? just me?okay <3), and i remember so much of it in such detail, and it's so weird to think about how long it's been when it also feels like yesterday.

i remember my first comment on peraltiago parenting experience, my first episode-related fic, the insane high after the renewal, staying up all night to watch the wedding live. i remember writing fanfiction on the beach while on vacation in greece, on a plane to berlin, at home on my parents balcony late late at night. i remember the honeymoon episode title being released, s6 starting filming again, the excitement over every little piece of news and finding about the cast directing. i remember labor fic and christmas fics and when i scroll back to pictures of my paris trip in january 2019 it's interspersed with a billion pictures of andy at the golden globes. i remember lighting my fairy lights in my little basement room and watching season 6 in bed at 2.30 am if it was a big episode, and watching it in the morning before fridays in high school most days. i remember writing post-ep fics during classes and on my phone on subways and trains. i remember the s7 news, and the casecation nerves and debates, and fucking kissgate. being named "the class amy santiago" by my friends when we graduated and getting a little silver paper plate to show for it. i remember the first fic exchange and inventing julian and simon santiago and i remember meeting @johnny-and-dora and eating wagamamas in manchester and talking about how simon santiago was DEFINITELY on the stairs and buying a little fake plant that i named andy plantberg (he's still in a box somewhere). i remember writing fic during slow hours in the ice cream shop i worked at. moving and putting up my framed b99 poster in my own apartment (very much still up). finding out about trying and everyone going fucking crazy. infertility fic. melissa's pregnancy news. s7 promo and standing outside my job the very first day and texting siân "AMY HAS TO PEE!!!!!???" because that was in the promo and we knew there were pregnancy tests involved in the first episode. the crazy happiness of s7 finally premiering. everyone going crazy about jake and amy deciding to start trying and how i could quote the scene verbatim the next few days. the week leading up to trying, what turned out to be the last normal week before the pandemic. the fucking MESS i was after that. the following week and ding dong and crying with happiness. being dizzy with hyperfixation joy the following day and barely feeling aware of the covid pandemic for the first few days because i was just thinking about jake and amy having a baby. getting through the first few weeks mostly because of b99. admiral peralta and finding out we were having a BOY and not even being disappointed even though the headcanon had been the opposite for years because it was perfect. the iconic b99 quizzes. lights out and mac being born. somehow managing 475 days before season 8, coping together when we got the news about the final season, watching the cast do their final day of filming. the first stream being interrupted by a storm warning and cutting out several minutes because of course. getting to see parents peraltiago and MAC and the insane speed with which those few seconds were giffed. more b99 quizzes. the vow renewal. the finale.

i remember all of it and so much more and as much as my heart is breaking, i’m trying to remind myself that i could have gotten none of this.

brooklyn nine-nine has been such an important part of my life. and it always, always will be, forever. i could have lost it all that night, and instead i got three more years. if i'd known that when i was walking the streets outside my house in the darkness in complete panic, i would have cried with happiness.

so thank you. all of you. for everything. ❤️❤️❤️ for the friendships, the joy, the asks, the debates, the fic response, EVERYTHING. whether we've shared three years or one or less, just know that i'm so grateful.

have some random pictures i found and screenshots from my private instagram (which is inactive so don't bother) from when i started this hyperfixation. jesus lmao 😭😭😭😭 i am less insane now. no i'm not. but i express it less on instagram.

[birdmanlyss]

Irish Mythos (and how to write them correctly)

So I’ve noticed that so many people are incorrectly interpreting Irish mythological creatures and cryptids, more specifically, Faeries, So let me give you the rundown.  FIRST OFF THIS vvv

 IS NOT A FAERIE!  what a Faerie is used to describe a supernatural being, so there are multiple types of Faeries in Irish Myth, and not just dancing pixie princess magic wand dust small wing things. So here is a small list to get you all started on becoming a Faerie pro! (Also so I don't have to read anything with the stereotypical faerie again)

Here is the most common kind of Faerie, the Fae/Pixie, and yes they aren't the best thing to look like, deal with it people.  So a quick history lesson, the actual original name of the standard faerie was  Tuatha De Danann, and Tuatha De Danann were Irish gods, and they had silky thin wings and blue skin and such, eventually with everything evolving the myth of Tuatha De Danann was lost in time, but there are a few things we can take from Tuatha De Danann that translated into the standard Fae.

1) Faerie’s are allergic to metal! if it touches them, they burn, this trait follows through for things like changelings (will be touched on later) and Seelie. 2) Faerie’s need to perform rituals on the summer solstice to use magic. 3) Faerie’s do not live above ground typically, they normally live in burrows underground but if they do not perform their ritual they are at risk to get trapped above surface 4) Faerie’s are not large, they are the size of a grown man’s pointer finger at most and can be as tiny as a Canadian penny, and yes with enough magic they can grow large enough to walk on the surface but it drains them.

Ah yes, the most stereotypical Irish being in history, the Leprechaun... Let’s get this straight first of all, no, Leprechauns do not wear all green and drink beer and roll in their gold all day. Leprechauns are simply an all-male society of tiny magic crafters who help the forest work. 1) Leprechauns do not keep their gold at the end of the rainbow, the rainbow was simply a myth we used to get people hyped, no, leprechauns were known to simply bury their gold into the faerie burrows. 2) If you capture a Leprechaun’s gold the Leprechaun can not use any magic until it is given back, the human that steals the gold will be able to use it for any good deed, if the gold is used for something the Leprechaun deems bad, the human will be cursed. 3) Leprechauns need gold and also need to go to the solstice to get magic.  4) Leprechauns craft things, and yes, they do make shoes and belt buckles, I won’t even try to get out of that, but they also are constantly inventing new things and always have their brain buzzing with ideas! Don’t be afraid to write a character as a really overworked Leprechaun, because it’s normal! (I mean for mythology standards.) 

This is a Merrow, also known as the Irish Mermaid, now unfortunately literally nobody on the internet has seemed to have drawn a Merrow with it’s Red Cap and it’s fish-like face, but this will have to make-do since well, it’s the only photo i can find with the hat...  1) Merrow are known to have very pale-green skin and green flowy hair, their tails tend to be roughly 1 1/2 meters long and are usually more Eel-like than fish-like.

2) Merrows will always be seen wearing a red hat underwater, if this hat is stolen, much like if a selkie’s pelt is taken, the Merrow will live with the thief until the gain their hat again, and if they gain it back they will live in the sea and never return to the shore again 3) They can turn into humans at will! But need to stay damp most of the time, that is unless their cap is stolen, then they become a true human until it’s back in their possession.

This is a Pooka, yes they spelled it Phooka, that’s the American Spelling : T 1) these things can look like Canines, Horses, Rabbits, Owls, Cats or Lemurs but they will always have the eyes, tail, and wings and always have dark fur. 

2) They are bringers of bad fortune or doom, basically, these guys are a really bad deal and bring destruction wherever they go. 3) In remote areas, Pookas become small and deformed goblins who just need food, so basically, don’t feed them after midnight, they’re gremlins.

Oh lord, what is that? WELL THANKS FOR ASKING THAT IS A CHANGELING! NOT THE PONY VERSION YOU DING-DONGS! 1) These things,, well they... basically they are messed up fae babies that are discarded by Faeries and given to humans, they are ugly as all hell, and that’s not just me saying that that’s actually their one trait. 2)  A lot of humans try and burn changelings because if you do, they will go and return the missing child 3) and yes, Changelings can shapeshift if given the right advice/pressure, so humans can raise their child into a ‘human being’ and if they aren’t brought to the summer solstice again after that, they will just simply stay human until they get more magic 4) and yes, these guys are also sensitive to metal and need magic from the summer solstice! So they’re just basically really ugly fae babies but I love them so much help --- And there is ur Fae lesson of the day! Happy writing or whatever u are doing!