#i really like it when male lead young uns in anime sound like young uns lol

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i still think it’s just one of the most charming things that the people overseeing hypmic liked sakakihara-san’s voice for aogiri bojo so much they asked him to attend auditions for the series and he was chosen to play jyushi 😭😭😭

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Mod (finally) reviews all 67 winners of the Eurovision Song Contest Part II: The 1960s

Welcome back! To this...

Whatever you wanna call it, I can barely call half of these “reviews” but ANYWAYS.

The 60s are. Mid-table. Not a tremendously bad decade by all means, but they’re also the only decade to have three songs in my “would refuse to listen to” category, which is an achievement. 

I’m sure you can all guess at least two of those songs by now!

Without further ado, let’s move on to what I think of the winning entries from the 60s.

1960: Tom Pillibi

Country: France 

Artist: Jacqueline Boyer

Language: French

Thoughts: Whenever I was younger and enjoyed singing, I was frequently told that I had a "nasally" voice. I never knew what this meant, and I rarely heard my own voice to hear what it meant. Since people told me I had a nice voice, I continued to sing without fixing it. But now I'm older and know a tiny bit more about music, I can finally hear what they meant. Jaqueline here had a very nasally voice and a very high song to go with it. You can hear the notes being directed through her nose and sinuses rather than up from her diaphragm and mouth, resulting in a voice which sounds impressively high… but also very thin and flimsy. There's no resonance or depth to these notes, she sounds like a kid half her age trying to sing. Maybe that's what she was told to do, but given how this song is about a girl telling us about the shit her cheeky boyfriend tells her, I'd like to think not. Then again, this IS the 60s.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? United Kingdom- Bryan Johnson- “Looking High, high, high”

Personal ranking (out of 67): 54th

1961: Nous les Amoureux

Country: Luxembourg

Artist: Jean-Claude Pascale

Language: French

Thoughts: I know this song didn’t compete for France, but have you ever heard a more aggressively French song than this? This is one of the most sultry, seductive songs in this lineup; like it just feels like the song itself is trying to seduce me and is going to offer me a glass of fine red wine before leading me to a candlelit bedroom and a four-post bed with rose petals scattered across it or some shit. That or it's gonna blow a long stream of cigarette smoke right into my face. One or the other. Going back on track, I like this song. Granted I wouldn’t call it a favourite or anything, but it’s still a Hell of a lot more likeable than most of the other 60s winners, and Hell, you could even argue this one is a lot more admirable given how the lyrics of the song are intended for a male lover of the singer’s. Which, for the early 60s, makes this a bigger deal than it would be nowadays. The singing is buttery smooth, and the song itself has a bit of a skip to it. It’s a very appealing song, and one I appreciate just a little bit more than the other songs from the 60s.

Is this my personal winner for this year? 50/50

If no, what is? France- Jean-Paul Mauric- “Printemps, avril carillon”

Personal ranking (out of 67): 26th

1962: Un Premier Amour 

Country: France

Artist: Isabelle Aubret

Language: French (Translation: “A First Love”)

Thoughts: You know whenever you play a CD too much and it eventually becomes all scratched and worn down so whenever you play it it skips back to the same part over and over again before unsticking to play a bit more of the song, but keeps getting stuck over and over? Yeah, imagine a whole song like that. This song just drones on, with no charisma or vocal animation to break up the monotony. I don’t even think the rule “well it was the 60s” applies, since this isn’t really a song that needs flashy setpieces, costuming, dancing or anything; it just needs a charismatic singer. And, unfortunately, Aubret just isn’t one, in my opinion.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? United Kingdom- Ronnie Carroll- "Ring-a-Ding Girl"

Personal ranking (out of 67):  62nd

1963: Dansevise

Country: Denmark

Artist: Grete and Jørgen Ingmann

Language: Danish

Thoughts: Oh fucking finally, something unique for once. Which is very surprising because, from what I've seen and heard, the early contests weren't all that kind to songs which didn’t fit a certain criteria. If anything, most songs which came off as being unique with different sounds, instruments, and moods compared to the rest of their years ended up pulling up the rear in last place, more often than not with nil points. So it's nice to see a song which not only has unique elements to it (ie, a brooding sultry guitar accompaniment and a steady sweeping tempo), but is also in a stereotypically "ugly" language do well this early on.  Getting back on track, this is one of those songs I find tends to be a cult favourite, especially amongst vintage and retro fans. And why wouldn't it be? It's a breath of fresh air in an era where so many songs sounded exactly the same, just in a different language. This is one of the few fan favourite winners where I can see the appeal myself.

Is this my personal winner for this year? Yes

If no, what is? N/A

Personal ranking (out of 67): 27th

1964: Non ho l’Eta

Country: Italy

Artist: Gigliola Cinquetti

Italian: (Translation: “I’m not old enough”)

Thoughts: If that title isn’t off-putting enough, then I don’t know what is. You’re all probably well aware of this right now, but I don’t like this song. At all. Everything about it just makes me feel creeped out and kinda dirty every time I hear it, which is a shame because the melody on its own is very pretty. It’s the song equivalent of flicking through re-runs of Top of the Pops and landing on a segment where Jimmy Saville is hosting; it just sends a disgusted shiver down my spine and I have to turn it off as quickly as possible.  Which, given the lyrics of this song, is understandable. Think about it; you’ve got this visibly nervous, very young, still-legally-a-child-in-most-countries teenager, singing about how she “isn’t old enough” to be in a relationship with someone who seems to be older than she is. Maybe it’s just because I don’t speak any Italian, and the meaning is all semantic and context based, but this is my personal opinion at the end of the day, and, unfortunately, these lyrics just come off as really creepy to me. This song reminds me a lot of the song “Baby, it’s Cold Outside”, in that the lyrics used to be totally innocent and sweet, but to a modern listener come off as shockingly creepy and off-putting, and you’re not sure if it’s down to a change in slang and colloquialisms or if the past really was that messed up. Just like how in "Baby it's Cold Outside", a line asking "does this contain alcohol" now sounds like "have you spiked this with something", what was once “I’m too young and naïve to be in a serious committed relationship” now comes off as “I’m underaged, please leave me alone”. Doesn’t help that Cinquetti was underaged, hated the song, didn’t want to perform, and only showed up because she was forced to by a pushy manager. Which, for the 60s, was par for the course.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? Germany- Nora Nova- "Man Gewöhnt sich zu Schnell an das Schöne"

Personal ranking (out of 67):  66th

1965: Poupée du Cire, Poupée du Son

Country: Luxembourg

Artist: France Gall

Language: French (Translation: “Wax doll, stuffed doll”)

Thoughts: And now we come to Non ho L’eta’s ugly little sister in that, just like with that song, there’s a weirdly sinister edge to this one that I just can’t shake off. My French isn’t fantastic, admittedly, but every line of this song seems like it has another, less innocent meaning. Like the whole song is one big double entendre. Which, given how this was written by Serge “I made a 16 year old sing about blowing dicks when she thought she was singing about lollipops” Gainsborg, wouldn’t surprise me. Dodgy lyrics aside, this song is just… terrible. Songs which repeat the same motif over and over are a dime a dozen in older Eurovision, though most of them at least spice it up with a key change, adding more instruments to the instrumental, or even just having a nice melody. This? Is just an uncharismatic, uninterested teenager barking the same few notes over and over again ad nauseum. I know it was the 60s and that the contest was way more restrictive in how songs could be performed, but there’s just… no enthusiasm or animation or anything to make this charming or remotely enjoyable. It’s just shouty, unpleasant, and lacking any semblance of charisma. And I don't care if it's "important", it fucking sucks and we deserved a better song as our “first uptempo winner” of the contest.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? The Netherlands- Conny Vandenbos- “‘t is Genoeg”

Personal ranking (out of 67):  67th

1966- Merci, Chérie

Country:  Austria

Artist: Udo Jurgens

Language: German (Translation: “Thank you, my dear”)

Thoughts: I’m so conflicted on this song. It’s very beautiful, emotional, dramatic... BUT. I just find it so forgettable, I’m sorry. I’m struggling to even talk about it right now. Do you know how long it took me to even finish this mini review? Too damn long. I forgot all about this song mid way through it. So at the recommendation of a friend I put this one on so I could review it whilst it plays and… it’s just a very sleepy song. Udo Jurgens is a good singer, I won’t deny that, but, God, he sounds like he’s nodding off as he sings. The first minute and a half of this song sounds like one big yawn. And that’s over half the song wasted just building to a climax, since I don’t think this song has a chorus, and for a song this short and slow I just don’t think it’s wise to put your climax right in the middle. I feel it would be better if it had two climactic parts or just put the climax right at the end of the song so the whole song is spent building that suspense. Shoving it smack in the middle of the song just makes it feel shorter. Also the fact it’s a piano song reminds me of Non ho l’eta and I don’t need to repeat myself to remind you that’s a bad thing, so, moving on.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? Italy- Domenico Modugno- “Dio, come ti amo”

Personal ranking (out of 67): 45th

1967: Puppet on a String

Country: United Kingdom

Artist: Sandie Shaw

Language: English

Thoughts: You know, I was pretty shocked to find out this song is a Eurovision song. Partially because I didn’t realise just how old Eurovision actually is, and partially because as somebody who grew up in Britain in the 2000s, I was just bred to believe the UK is inherently shit, has never won ever, and is incapable of sending songs people actually cherish and remember. But that’s a rant for another day. Anyways, this is the song Poupée du Cire wishes it was. It’s charming, it’s bouncy, it skips along so merrily you forget how the lyrics have aged about as well as a pint of milk left out in the sun for too long.  Then again, I think the lyrics were outdated even back then. I suppose what sets this song aside from the other “60s entries with sexist lyrics sung by young women who didn’t want to be there” is that Shaw is a damn good performer, and hides her disdain expertly. If she wasn’t so vocal about how much she hates this song, you’d swear she loves it, her performance is that charming.

Is this my personal winner for this year? Eh

If no, what is? Portugal- Eduardo Nascimento- “O vento mudou”

Personal ranking (out of 67): 24th

1968: La la la

Country: Spain

Artist: Massiel

Language: Spanish

Thoughts: And the award for most creatively bankrupt name goes to…  Granted, 1968 was one of the dreariest years I’ve watched, so it’s pretty easy to see why a song like this would have done well. That said, this is a really bland song, and even in a year as dull as 1968, I still don’t think this should have won. It’s the kind of song which relies on repeating itself ad nauseum in order to get stuck in your head, and let’s be honest here, that makes it more annoying than anything else. There’s only so many rounds of “la la la” you can take before you feel like rupturing your own eardrums with a knitting needle after all. I don’t really have anything else to say about it, it’s just mildly annoying and not that good.

Is this my personal winner for this year? No

If no, what is? Norway- Odd Børre- “Stress”

Personal ranking (out of 67): 55th

1969- Four Winners, One Contest

France: Un jour, un enfant

Artist: Frida Boccara

Language: French

Thoughts: Well this is objectively the best of the four songs we have here, and it’s also my favourite winner from France, so at least it has that going for it. Though, let’s be real, I’m hardly a big fan of France’s winners, or French ballads in general. So this is… a big emotional ballad. What more is there to say? It’s big. It’s emotional. The lyrics are nonsense because God help us if we have songs with strong emotions this early on in the contest. Summary: Very nice, but lacking substance. Personal ranking (out of 67):  21st

Spain: Vivo Cantando

Artist: Salome

Language: Spanish

Thoughts: I’m not really what you’d call an advocate for bringing back a live orchestra, but, man, songs like this sure turn me into one. The live version of this song is in a whole other league compared to the studio version; like it is just pure, infectious, Spanish cheer. It’s an absolute blast to listen to, and I strongly recommend checking out the live version before going anywhere near the studio. Summary: Infections, but choose live over studio because it’s better okay. Personal ranking (out of 67):  20th

The Netherlands: Der Troubadour

Artist: Lenny Kuhr

Language: Dutch

Thoughts: I mean.... The guitar solo is impressive at least. I’m sorry, I don’t see the appeal in this one. And I feel so weirdly alone in that stance. So many people I know have this song in their top ten best winners list and I just don’t understand it. I just find it very dull and repetitive, and the singer’s voice is definitely an acquired taste. To me she just sounds like she’s forcing her voice lower, like a reverse falsetto or something. And that’s all I really have to say about this one. I just… don’t  like it that much, or at least not as much as everyone else I know seems to. Summary: I don’t “get” it. Personal ranking (out of 67): 53rd

United Kingdom: Boom-Bang-a-Bang

Artist: Lulu

Language: English

Thoughts: Ah yes, the forgotten UK winner. Everybody knows Lulu did this contest once, and everybody knows Boom-bang-a-bang was a British entry, but I swear nobody knows she actually won. Probably because she had the audacity to tie with other countries, the horror. And that’s the most interesting part of this song because it’s otherwise  just kind of alright. It’s very twee and sweet, and if I didn’t know that “bubblegum pop” was a genre reserved for one-hit-wonder nobodies and not decade-defining names then I’d say this is a perfect example of it. It’s just a decent-ish fluffy pop song with very saccharine fluffy lyrics. Standard British Eurovision pap, if you ask me. Summary: Cute, but lacking substance. Personal ranking (out of 67): 25th

So who really should have won in 1969? Either Spain or Monaco if you ask me. That kid had charm.

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Humans are Space Orcs “My Humans”

Ok guys I had a TON of fun writing this one. There is a guy on you-tube I watch who raises lions and hyenas and he can go into their enclosures and stuff because they have known him from a young age, and I just thought how funny it would be to make humans the dangerous animals in that same style. I hope you all like it as much as I did. Tell me what you think of the style, its completely new to me, and I don’t know if it’s any good. :)

The feed brightens from black to a grainy white before the picture slowly resolves. The image is of a room tilted at a half angle shaking slightly as someone shifts in the background. You can just see a window in the back far corner. Space glitters in through an inky blackness dotted with a smattering of glittering white, blue and red pinpricks. The camera tilts slowly around, and a face comes into view. It is an inhuman face dark brown in color with large prismatic orange eyes and short antae atop it’s rounded head. It adjusts the picture to the horizontal straightening out the canted view of the room.

“Ok….. it says it’s on.” The creature clears his throat and straightens up, “So for introductions, I am Dr. Krill of the Vrul chief medical officer aboard the human vessel U.S.S Harbinger I have been working with humans for well over a year and a half now. Some say I am the leading expert in the field.” He turns in a circle and heads towards the door, the camera shakes a bit as the room recedes into the background, “I don’t know about that, but I do have the most experience. I have been writing reports on the human’s behavior for some time now, but some comments have been made about my potential biases. Others have pointed out that I am not, in fact a behavioral expert and have asked for video footage on the subject of humans to make their own judgements.” He passes through a door into another hallway flipping the camera around so the viewers can see the long space ahead. Compared to the camera height, the hallway is very tall.

“So I thought it would be prudent at first to introduce you to some of my humans let you know a little about them.” He steps through another doorway, “First of all I am here to dispel a lot of negative rumors that have been going around about humans lately, and let you all see the truth of humans, the good side of them. First off, I am going to be addressing the idea that ‘humans are the most animalistic sentient species in the galaxy’ I personally think this is a dumb statement, first off it makes no sense, and second off it can be intermitted many ways. Yes, humans are more in touch with their animal instincts than a lot of us, they have lots of primitive nonverbal communication, a strict social hierarchy led by unwritten social rules, and they do tend to act on their instincts a little more than we do. However humans are also remarkably smart, and very easy to bond with.”

He passes up a set of metal stairs clattering and clanging while the camera bobs back and forth “Humans are a very pack-oriented creature, and this instinct has allowed them to bond with many other species. I would estimate that my acceptance aboard the ship took about a week to set in and a little under a month to fully form. At that point the humans will accept you as one of their own and place you within the social hierarchy. Human hierarchy tends to have a very pyramid like structure with an alpha human at the top followed by their Betas and then going on down the latter. I would place myself somewhere in the Betas of this human pack.” He turns a corner and stops before a door, “I am about to introduce you to one of my favorite humans, he is the leader of the pack but actually one of the most affable of the humans. It is important to note that each human has a fascinatingly distinct personalities, very colorful characters. This humans name is Vir, and I would characterize him as very social, surprisingly juvenile, but aggressively loyal and laid back for, so here let’s just go in and say hi.”

He turns the camera back towards the door, which clatters lightly before swinging open. It takes a moment for the camera to adjust to the darkness, but when it does you can see the silhouette of a large figure cured atop a strange platform- like object. “Humans use up a lot of energy during the day, and when they nest at night they have to find somewhere dark and soft to do it. Now, imposing on a human’s sleep is not recommended, so we have to feel things out to make sure he’s going to be ok seeing us. I may be part of their pack but every day I have to remain wary and am very careful with how I approach humans.”

The camera zooms in on the figure which churns rolls and then sits up. A single large, forward-facing eyes greet them from the darkness flashing with light from the hallway. It tilts it’s head blinking as the pupils quickly constrict against the light, “This human is a male approximately 26 solar cycles old, 6,2 and 205 pounds with athletic body composition aside from a missing leg and a missing eye, unlike other species humans accept the survival of extreme injury as a status symbol.”

The camera picks up a series of guttural grumbles, hums, hisses and clicks as the human opens its mouth teeth glittering against the incoming light.

“Now, see, right here, he’s protecting his territory wants to make sure I know what I am getting myself into and asking me what I am doing.” More hissing and humming, “He’s warning me, but something I’ve learned to do to calm a human.” The camera turns a little just so you can see his face silhouetted against the backdrop of light. He opens his mouth very wide before, “Yawning is thought to be a social symbol for letting others know everything is ok. It’s contagious.” He turns the camera around, and the large human has a paw over his mouth chest rising with a very deep breath. He stops ad turns to look at the camera.

“See, he will probably let me approach now.” The light flicks on momentarily blinding the camera as it struggles to focus. The human makes a pained mewing sound as he holds his paw up towards the light. Its face is very expressive under a creamy white skin and a dusting of tawny fur atop its head. The tips of its digits glitter with strange translucent claws.

The human grows bigger in the lens as Krill moves closer right up to where the creature is lying. The large head turns to follow the progress single jade eye blinking from deep within its socket. The grumbling noises rise up from the creature’s chest as its teeth flash, “It may look intimidating, but this human knows me, and wouldn’t be likely to hurt me. Humans are very curious, so he will want to know what I am doing in his territory at this time. Now if he really wanted to, as leader of the pack, he could make me leave at any time, but due to his curiosity, I bet he won’t.” The human snorted ejecting a puff of air from flared nostrils.

“See that, right there, humans have a lot of nonverbal noises they use to communicate. That one is exasperation or annoyance. It’s not really a sign of danger in a human but an indication they are willing to put up with you.” The human rolled its eyes flashing the white sclera of its strange orbs towards camera before shifting towards the edge of its sleeping space and throwing off the sheets in which it was wrapped. The camera quickly zooms In on the missing leg before panning out to capture the creature as it raises its hands above its head arches it’s back, flexes it’s arms and cranes it’s neck.

Its strange pink tongue runs over its teeth as it yawns again.

“The human muscular system is very fluid rich, this behavior right here helps the human to prepare for movement by moving fluid into the correct places and recalibrating feedback systems that allow it to move.” The human finishes its stretch and turns to look at Krill, the eye flickers towards Krill and then the camera. It growls, and then with one paw, it swipes at the camera. 

“Now, that may have looked aggressive, and I suppose it could have been but that’s what happens when humans get confused and curious. He just wants to know wat I am doing.”

The human sit back with a reproachful expression on his face shakes its head quickly back and forth and then flops backwards with an exaggerated sigh still eyeing Krill with that one green eye. “Now this is rather large for a male human, the average height being around 5’11, but he is by no means the largest male on the ship. Human hierarchy isn’t denoted by size or gender, but rather, the entire human race is placed into a hierarchical structure with their UN president at the top of that hierarchy, currently a short human female. Is has nothing to do with physical prowess and more to do with authority and social standing.”

The camera moves a bit closer to the human who leanes away brows furrowed before turning with a grumble onto his side facing away from the camera, “Now this is pretty interesting, humans have some of the best hearing known to the sentient species. See those folds inside the ear, helps them to funnel sound and determine the directionality of the noise. They have excellent horizontal and vertical sound location when the sound is in front of them. In fact, the path of sound into the brain is directly connected to the movement of the eyes.”

“Another important thing to remember around humans, as I said before, each of them are different, and this is important to note if you ever come into contact with humans. Some are more social than others, and some are more willing to let you touch them than others. This particular human is willing to put up with more than the average human.” A hand reaches out from behind the camera and proceeds to pat the human on the head. The human’s facial muscles contort into an unknown expression, “Now, no one really knows why humans have hair on the tops of their heads, it isn’t particularly useful for anything. At this point it’s mostly just believe it was selected for in the species as an attraction point for mates. Some humans lose their hair over time and others choose to get rid of it all together.”

The human sat up again catching the hand that had been panting him on the head and turned to look at Krill making more noises with his mouth, “Ah see, now there he is warning me off, so I’ll just pull back a little.” The camera shows Take a look at the eye, yes, see the large black aperture, that is the pupil and it gives humans the ability to control the amount of light they allow into their eye. When it is dark, the pupil will dilate giving them the ability to see in both the dark and the light, which is rather unknown to those species who use the spectrums of light between ultraviolet and infrared. Despite this inability, humans have the best depth perception, for reasons of hunting. Of course the alpha has lousy depth perception since you need two eyes for that”

The human’s head levels out, and its single eye locks onto the camera. The lid drops sweeping a layer of mucus over the outer layer of the eye, and then it lunges. The camera spirals spins, there is a scuffle as the image sees only patterns of shape and movement as the picture careens around the room, then it evens out. The camera turns around to view the human looking wide eyed into the lens. It grumble, then the image turns around to look down at Krill who has his arms crossed, “See, now that I have invaded on his territory he has deemed it necessary to prove his dominance over me by stealing my property, but you see there is a simple way to deal with a naughty human, at least this one anyway.”

The camera pans down as Krill walks forward and mercilessly jabs the human in his single leg. The human lets off a high pithed yelp of pain. The camera spirals and tilts viewing the room from floor level before it is snatched up turning back to face Krill, “I do not recommend doing that to two legged humans.” Behind him in the scene, the human is scrambling to his single leg, and rooting around beside the nest. Krill begins to speed up and then breaks into a scuttle, “Of course, I didn’t hurt the human. When dealing with their species, it is important to treat the humans the way humans treat humans, and between two dominant male humans physical dominance is very important….. What I employed was a simple dominance tactic to let him know that steeling my property isn’t allowed”

Something rattles behind him as Krill speeds up, “Of course it is wise to note that not all alphas will take things so well. This particular human is likely to interpret the action as play rather than a threat.” He cuts a corner and hides in the darkness of the next room over, “Keeping the human mind spry with play is very important for their happiness.” He quieted down very quickly as a set of footsteps stalked up the hall.

Loud hooting and chirping echoed from the hallway, “Humans enjoy being able to practice their hunting skills. That would be a hunting call to lure me out.” He whispered, “Luckily humans have terrible senses of smell.”

A shadow blocked the doorway, and the growling was suddenly very close by. Krill squeaked and the camera went black.

 Subtitles Krill Neglected to Add

Krill, what the hell are you doing? Why…..krill it’s four in the mourning.

You have got to be kidding me.

Wait, are you seriously filming right now.

I’m not a golden retriever Krill, why are you petting me! Who are you talking to? If this is going to be replacing your reports, I don’t know if I’m down for that.

Lousy depth perception my ass.

OW! SHIT no fair!

Alright, come out come out wherever you are…. Ok if you want to play this game, we can play.

But as you said before, we have excellent hearing.

[layce2015]

Life is Strange 2 (Sean Diaz x Reader)

Chapter 2: Sean And Daniel

Chapter 1

Mount Rainier, Washington 

3 Days Later

I was walking down the quiet, deserted road, just minding my own business when I come up to an old sign:

Trout Spring Trail - Nisqually River viewpoint.

Oh, good. A place to sleep. I thought as I come up to an abandoned car. I walk over to it to look inside and see nothing really, except for a Choc-O-Crisp on the dashboard. Sweet! I mean, I still have a few bars left of this candy. But....you can never have too many! I thought as I dig in my pocket and pulled out and un-bent paperclip. I stick the paperclip into the keyhole of the car door and jiggle it for a few moments before it pops open. 

Score! I thought as I open the door and grab the candy. "Hell, yeah." I mutter when I heard some voices coming. "Are we there yet?" A young boy's voice asks. "Dude. Stop! You know what, you're not allowed to say that...Ever again!" An older male voice exclaims, annoyed. "Yesssss...Sir." The young voice replied, defeated. "You'll be the first one to know when we get there, okay? I'm tired and hungry too!" The older voice said.

I turn around as the footsteps get closer. "Listen...This looks like a perfect place to camp out...I bet we're not the first people to stay the night." The older voice said as it grew closer and closer. "It's creepy! There's nobody out here...We didn't even see any cars!" The young voice said. "We're gonna camp here. I'll look out for you." The older voice said just as two figures walk up and I could see that it was two boys, one looked really young (probably about eight or nine) and the other looked about the same age as me. Both of them looked like they were Hispanic descent.

"Oh! Uh....hi." the older boy greets, awkwardly, to me as I look between him and the little boy. "Uh..hi. Sorry...you guys just scared the crap outta me." I said, alittle nervously. "I just...wasn't expecting anyone out here."

"Yeah...neither were we." The older boy said to me, still a little awkward. I run my right hand over the back of my neck as I asked. "Soooo....what are you two doing out here?"

"We're on a camping trip!" The little boy exclaims, excitedly. "Oh, really?" I said with intrigued. "By yourselves?" I asked him. "Yeah, but we're supposed to meet our dad later." The boy said and I happened to look over at the older boy and I could tell that he was hiding something. "Really? Well that's cool." I said as I look back over at the young boy.

"What about you? You seemed to be alone." The older boy pointed out and I chuckle. "Yeah....I am. It's just rarely do I see other kids out here alone. Usually they're with an adult." I said. "What about your parents? Aren't they worried?" The little boy asked me. "I..uh...don't have any parents. They gave me up for adoption. I've basically been on my own for awhile." I replied as I cross my arms. "Oh...I'm sorry." The older boy said and I wave my hand, vaguely, at him. "It's okay. People have tried to put me in foster care, but I always leave....I don't belong to those families. I'd rather go at it alone." I said.

"So...you're like a runaway, then." The older boy said and I smiled. "Yeah....I guess you could call me that." I said with a laugh. "How long have you guys been on your trip?" I asked them. "About two days." The older boy said. "Oh...so, you're just pups when it comes to this sort've thing." I chuckled as the older boy replies. "We're learning."

"Well, like he said, munchkin, this place is a good place to camp out. It's quiet, calm and beautiful and as long as you don't bother the wilderness, you should be good." I said to the younger boy as I gesture towards the older boy. "Uh...thanks for the advice..uh..." the older boy stuttered and I smirk. "(Y/n). My name is (y/n)." I introduced. "I'm Sean. And this is my little brother, Daniel." Sean introduced. "Well, nice to meet you, Sean and Daniel." I said as I do a little bow at them, but I began to wander why those names sounded familiar. I feel like I should know but I can't remember.

I hear Daniel giggle a bit as I stand up straight then got an idea. "Hey, you seem a little hungry. I might have something in here...." I said as I pull my backpack off then dig inside it. "Ah, here they are." I said as I pull out a bar of Choc-O-Crisp. "A Choc-O-Crisp! No way! I haven't had one in like...a million years!" Daniel exclaims, excitedly, and I chuckle. "More like two days ago!" Sean said to him. "Well that's too long for you to go without one. Here, it's all yours, munchkin." I said as I hand the candy to him. "Wow! Really?! Thank you!" He exclaims with happiness and I smile at him. "No problem." I said as I put my backpack on.

"You better watch out, you just became his favorite person now." Sean said to me and I laugh. "Hey, I don't mind. He looked alittle hungry anyway." I said as Daniel opens up the wrapper and begins to eat it, like a starving man. "Wow, and I thought I was the addict when it comes to Choc-O-Crisp!" I said as he munched down on that candy. "Are you kidding?! He could wipe out an entire bag of those things!" Sean said and I look over at Daniel, impressed. "Wow, kiddo. That's impressive." I said as Daniel looks up at me and smiles.

"Well, I guess I better leave you two to your trip." I said to them. "Aww, you're leaving?" Daniel asked. "Yeah, I don't want to impose on a camping trip between two brothers. I'll just...be on my way." I said as I start to walk away. "Wait! Sean, she could come with us." Daniel said as I turn to face the brothers. "Hey, wait! You could...uh..stick around. We could use an expert's help." Sean said and I look over at him. "You sure?" I asked. "Yeah, plus it would be cool to have someone new to talk to." Sean said and I smiled. Normally, people don't want me around but these two do. "Okay...cool. Well then, I guess I'm joining your party then." I said, smiling, as Daniel shouts for joy.

I chuckled at this as we began to walk over to a tree with some marks on it. "What is that? Graffiti?" Daniel asked Sean and I as he points at the tree. "Not exactly...It's called a Trail Blaze and people used to put them up to give directions..." Sean replied to him and Daniel looks over at him. "Like GPS?" He asked. "Yeah...Just slightly more ancient." I replied. "Awesome! Let's follow it!" Daniel exclaimed and we start to walk into the forest.

"Come on, boys...The sun is going down..." I said as we started to come up to an old port house. "Okay, dude. Do you have to use the bathroom?" Sean asked as he points at the old shed. "No! It smells real bad..." Daniel said as he looks at the building at disgust. "No shit. Seriously? You better go now." Sean tells him. "I don't have to go! Jeez! Can't I just pee on a tree?" Daniel asked his brother. "As long as you don't mind the poison ivy on your balls!" Sean said to him.

"Uhhhh....Well...Maybe I'll go...But don't let me get stuck in there!" Daniel said to us. "Don't worry, we'll call the forest plumbers if you fall in." Sean said as Daniel gets inside the port-o-potty and started to use the toilet. "Yuck...This is disgusting! So gross! These are worse than the ones at school!" He exclaims, few minutes later, as he starts to walk out it. "Especially after you use it..." Sean teased and I chuckled at this. "You two are a mess." I muttered with a smile.

"Sean...(y/n)....Look how big these trees are..." Daniel pointed out as we walk deeper into the woods. "That's only because they need the sun. Besides, they'll protect us from the rain." I said to him. "What if they don't? What if they...a...attack us?" Daniel asked me, nervously.

"Aren't you Mr. Minecraft? I thought you loved the forest? I watched you build giant cities out of logs!" Sean said to him. "I did! I built the biggest cities ever! Ooo...I can use my axe to chop up some wood! Then we can build a secret base!" Daniel exclaims in excitement. "Well...Sounds like you're ready for the woods! Lead the way!" I laughed as Daniel runs ahead.

"Where are we going?" Daniel asked as we approached a direction sign that showed one way was towards the picnic are where the other leads to the river. "Hmm...The river must be a bit further..." I said as I look over the sign. "Yeah...Let's take a look around." Sean said and we reach an area where the path branches out, trees were scattered about and to the left was a picnic area.

"Wow...That place is huge!" Daniel said in awe. "Yeah, it's kinda cool." Sean said. "Yeah, this place is pretty epic." I said while Daniel walks up to some berries. "Hey guys! I found berries! Can I taste one, please?" He asked as he gets in front of the bush. "Hold on, munchkin. Let's check those out first." I said as Sean and I walked over to the bush. I check the berries, by tasting them, then nodded. "They're okay. Go ahead." I said and the boys begin to eat some. Daniel even tries to throw the last one into his mouth but he misses.

The path we take branches off to a small picnic area with some benches and a noticeboard. I run up to the board and read the wild animals poster. "Picnic and Hiking Site..." I read then look around just as Daniel walks up to me but Sean goes over to a bench and sits down as he looks out towards the river. "Well, I bet nobody comes out here to picnic anymore...and that's good for us..." I told Daniel as he looks up at the poster.

"No camping? Uh oh..." he said with worry. "Don't worry. Nobody is going to find us out here." I assured him while he continued to read the poster. "Do not feed...or disturb the animals? What...What kind of animals? Like bears...or coyotes...or..." Daniel said as he looks around, nervously. "More like...squirrels...rabbits...critters... like I said earlier...don't bug them and they won't bug us...They're way more scared of us than we are of them." I said as I place a hand on his shoulder, assuredly. "Unless they're angry...or hungry..." he said with worry. "Don't freak yourself out, munchkin. Everything will be fine. If anything, your brother and I will protect you." I said as I patted his shoulder and he smiles at me before he goes over to his brother.

"Whoaaaaaa..." Daniel said as he comes up behind his brother and sits next to him. I walk up next to the bench and look out at the river. "Look at that..." Daniel said. "Yeah..." Sean mutters. "So cool!" Daniel exclaims in excitment. "Never seen you get so jacked up over a nice view before..." Sean said to Daniel. "So? I've never seen anything like this! Never ever!" Daniel replied as he shakes his head. 

"Never ever?!" I asked him. "No." Daniel replied and I smile. "Don't worry, Daniel. You'll be seeing more views like this when you're out on the road, trust me." I said as I sit down on the edge of the bench and Sean chuckles. "Yeah...I remember when... Dad..." he stops as he looks down at the ground and I frown at this.

"I wish Dad was here with us..." Daniel said, sadly. "Well... Thanks! Not cool enough anymore?" Sean asked him. "Yes, you're super cool...But...I just wish the family was together... at home...It'd be cool to watch a movie and get a pizza and eat ice cream." Daniel replied to him. "Oh, you're making me hungry." I groaned as I rubbed my stomach. "Yeah, dude...stop. Besides, I told you we have to keep going...We'll see Dad later...Right now it's just...you, me and (y/n)...Okay?" Sean said to him.

"Yeah! It's our park! We can do whatever we want!" Daniel exclaimed, excitedly. "That's right...So...we better go build a secret base...so we can hide out for the night...Are you ready?" I asked Daniel and he nods. "Yes! I can build anything! We just have to find some cool blocks around here...and be careful of Creepers..." he said and I laugh as Sean starts to get up and Daniel cups his mouth and shouts. "HELLOOOOOOOOOO DOWN THERE!"

I get up and walk over to Sean and look at him with concern. "Hey, you okay, Sean?" I asked him. "Huh? Oh uh....yeah. I'm fine." He replied. "You sure? You just seem...kinda...out of it." I said. "I'm fine. I promise." He replied. "Look, I know we just met and all but....if there's anything that's on your mind, I'm a good listener." I said as we walked out onto a big open section.

"Ooooo, Sean! (Y/n)! Let's play hide and seek!" Daniel exclaims as he runs over to us. "Betcha can't find me!" He said and I laugh then I look over at Sean. "Looks like your little brother challenged us." I said and he smiles as he rolls his eyes. "Yeah. Okay. We'll give you ten seconds to find a hiding spot and then you're toast!" Sean said to Daniel as he winks at him. "Turn around so I can hide. And don't look!" He said and Sean and I start to count on the spot, without covering our eyes. 

"One..."

"Come on! You guys are cheating..." Daniel exclaims and I roll my eyes as Sean and I turn around and cover our eyes. "No peeking!" Daniel said, warningly, and we began to count again. "One...Two...Three...Four...Five...Six. Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!" We said and we turn around to see no Daniel in sight. "Hmmm....you go this way and I'll go this way." Sean said to me and I nod at him and he goes to the right side of the forest and I go left.

It was a few minutes and we still haven't found Daniel, and I could tell Sean was alittle bothered by it. "Daniel!" He calls out as we look around. "Daniel!" Both of us exclaim then I got an idea. "Well...looks like I'm gonna be enjoying these Choc-O-Crisp all by myself." I called out and I swore I heard a noise in front of us. 

Sean and I look towards the noise then I nod at him and he comes up to this large tree. I follow him and we see Daniel hiding behind a tree, his hands covering his face. We slowly come up behind him then we shout. "There you are!" And he jumps back in fright. "Aww, no fair! You guys were peeking!" He said. "Not when we could see your foot a mile away, dude! We win!" Sean said as I chuckle. "Whatever..." Daniel grumbles and we continue down the trail.

Eventually, we come across a raccoon sitting on a rock just off the trail. "Daniel! Come check this out!" Sean said as he points out the raccoon. "What? What?" Daniel asked, gleefully. "Be quiet...He'll take off." I said to him as he comes over to us. "Ooo...Raccoon! He's sooo cute!" Daniel said. "Hah. That raccoon will tear us apart. Let's go, bro." Sean said while Daniel has a face of disbelief and walks forward, but the raccoon scurries away.

"Here, kitty kitty! Aww, that raccoon must be starving..." Daniel said as he starts to walk along the edge of the path, looking for the raccoon. "Raccoons are way smarter than us...He'll find more food!" I said to him and we began to walk some more.

"Hey! There's another one here!" Daniel exclaims as he points at the trail blaze then I follow the trail. "Hey! I think this path leads to the river." I said to them. "Coming!" They said and we keep walking until we reach a fallen tree, even on the ground, it goes almost up to Daniel's shoulders. "Wow. That's one big tree!" Daniel said as Sean and I climb over it. "Come on. I'll help you climb up." Sean said as he places his hands under Daniel's arms. "You better not let me go!" Daniel said to him. "Would I do that to my little brother?" Sean asked as he picks him and helps Daniel over the tree trunk and sets him down next to me.

"Let's go!" Sean said as Daniel runs off and said. "We have to watch out for skeletons, and zombies!" I look over at Sean and said. "It's really cute how you help out your brother." Sean looks over at me in slight shock and I notice his face turned red. I wink at him then I continue forward until I hear a bird chirping and I see a bird's nest up in the tree.

"Hey! Daniel! You hear that?" I asked him as he runs over to me. "Is that a bird's nest?" He asked me. "Oh yeah. They're everywhere out here." I replied to him. "At least they have a home..." Daniel said in a sad tone. I frown at him as Sean said. "Come on...We're too big for a nest."

Sean, Daniel and I reach a ledge as tall as Sean and I, but he and I jump down. "Mmm, this is pretty high up..." Daniel said with worry. But Sean holds Daniel up and helps him to the ground. "Come on! I got you!" He said to Daniel as he sets him down on the ground. "Whew...Thanks!" Daniel said then they high-five each other. I smile at this as we continue onwards.

"Uuuuhh...You guys see that?" Daniel asked as he points out some weird mushrooms on a tree. "Looks like a Clicker...Creepy..." Daniel said then Sean makes a weird clicking noise from this video game I remember watching a playthrough of on the internet a few years ago. "Stop it!" Daniel laughed as he starts to run ahead. Sean and I continue down the path but as we turn around the corner, Daniel was nowhere to be found.

"Uh...Sean? Where's Daniel?" I asked and he starts to look around. "Daniel?" Sean calls out but nothing. "Daniel?!" I call out, again nothing. "C'mom, dude! This isn't funny!" Sean said as we start to come upon a tree. "Muhhhwaaahh! I got you!" Daniel exclaims after he pops out behind the tree, scaring Sean and I as we jumped back but I accidentally stumble into Sean's arms. He and I look at each other for a moment as Daniel laughs. "You got me, munchkin." I said, laughing, as I stand up. "Dude...You struck out. That did not scare me..." Sean said to his brother.

"Liar! Liar! I saw your face!" Daniel said, in a laughing tone. "That was...uh...surprise. Maybe you scared me for like...one second..." Sean said as he starts to walk ahead. "Ha! I got you, I eat you! Don't mess with the zombie!" Daniel said, smiling. "Well, I'd rather be bitten by a cute zombie than an ugly one." I said as I ruffle Daniel's hair, who looks up at me and smiles. "Oh God, he got to you too!" Sean grumbles but I could see he had a slight smile and I laugh at this. "Hey, didn't you know? Cute kids are great chick magnets!" I teased and Sean rolls his eyes as he continues on, Daniel and I follow him.

Finally, we reach the riverside where there's a large beach area and a rock formation, which was jutting out, offering shelter. "Ooo...Looks like a cave...Kind...Kind of spooky..." Daniel said, nervously, as we come upon the formation. "No. Actually...it's kind of perfect." I said as I look it over. "For what?" Daniel asked me. "For us, man." Sean replied.

"We're gonna stay in there?" Daniel asked as I looks at it, questionable. "I dunno..." he mutters. "Come on, Daniel." Sean said, exasperated, then he turns to me for help. "Look, this can be...our secret base!" I said to him as I place a hand on his shoulder. "Hmmmmmm. We...could fight off any Skeletons or Creepers with some good traps!" He said and Sean and I smile down at him

"Cool!" I said. "In that case, we definitely need to get a fire going first. Right?" Sean said and Daniel nodded. "Right! Yes! Uh...So what do we need?" Daniel asked. "Um...You know...Shit to make a fire." Sean said. "Twigs, branches, paper, if there's any around..." I added. "Are...you sure we can do this?" Daniel asked us. "Who can stop us?" Sean asked him and Daniel smiles. "Nobody!" Daniel said and he takes a step and looks back, Sean nods at him and then Daniel runs off towards the beach.

"Okay...Let's unpack." I said to Sean as we set our backpack down. "Finally." Sean mutters as both of us take out our blankets from our bags. Sean lays his blanket on the ground under the cave and I lay mine on the other side of the small firepit, across from Sean's blanket.

Next, Sean takes out a newspaper clipping and looks at in disbelief. "What's that?" I asked him, after I walk up behind him, and he looks up at me in shock. "Uh...uh..well...." he stammers but I could clearly read the headline on the paper and my eyes widen. Now I know why their names sounded familiar.

Shooting in South Seattle

"Sooo....you're the Diaz brothers." I said and Sean looks at me in fear. "Yeah, I know about it. I passed by that area about a couple of days ago, sometime in the evening, and people were talking about it. I even saw it on the news the next morning when I went and ate breakfast. " I informed him and he looks down. "You're not going to say anything to him, are you?" Sean asked me and I give him a quizzical look then I realized what he was referring to.

"Does Daniel not know?!" I asked him. Before Sean could say anything, Daniel shouts. "Guys, check it out! I already got one branch for the fire!" We jumped and look out to see him picking up the branches. Sean crumples the newspaper clipping up and puts it in the fire-pit as kindling.

"Coming!" Sean shouts then he turns to me and grabs my arm. "Please don't tell him." He pleads. "Sean, I promise I won't tell him. I understand where you're coming from but....you need to tell him." I whispered. "I know, I know. It's just...I'm trying to find the right time." Sean said to me and I nod at him. "Yeah, I understand. That kind've stuff is hard. But I do want to say, I am sorry about your dad, Sean. I...I couldn't imagine going through that and..." I stop then sigh at this before I continued. "I know I'm basically a stranger to you and your brother but if you feel like talking just come to me." I said and Sean nods as he let's go of my arm. "Thanks, (y/n)." He said then he covers the pit with logs and dirt. "No problem." I said.

"Hey, guys. Let's have a race! Whoever finds three logs is the winner, cool?" Daniel asked us as we walked over to him. "Okay. You're brave to challenge me...So let's do it!" Sean said and I smile at them. "No way you boys are gonna beat me." I said, jokingly. "Nu-uh!" Daniel exclaims and he begins to run around the beach and Sean and I laugh as we spread out to find some logs.

By the time I find three logs and started to head towards the cave, I hear Daniel shout. "I win! It's over, guys!" Sean and I reach the campsite and check the pile. "All right, how much you got?" Sean asked him. "It's all there!" Daniel exclaims. "Yeah, okay...That should be enough for the night." I said as we set down our wood pile and we look it over. "Ha ha! See? Told you! I won." Daniel exclaims.

"All right. We have a little time to explore before we light up the fire." Sean said to him, smiling. "Cool! I'll go check the river!" Daniel said and he runs off. "Man, this place is like our own giant camp! We should catch some fish for dinner!" Daniel exclaims and I smile. 

As Sean makes the fire-pit, I walk over to the river and see Daniel trying to stab at fish with a long stick. "Gotcha! No I don't..." he mutters. "What are you doing, mountain boy?" I asked him as I walk next to him. "I'm gonna catch a fish to cook!" He replied to me. "Nice! But we should wait until we get some gear or something..." I said to him. "I can do it! Just watch..." Daniel said to me. "I know....we'll come back later." I said. "You promise?" He asked me and I smiled. "Promise." I said as I nod and he smiles at me.

He walks away from that section of the water and walked down stream. I smiled as I turn around and see Sean sitting on a log. He had a notebook and pen out and I couldn't tell if he was writing or drawing. I walk over to him and asked. "Whatcha' doin'?" He jumps in shock then looks up at me. "Whoa! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you." I said as I hold my hands up then I was able to see that he was indeed drawing.

"Whatcha' drawing there?" I asked him. "Oh...uh...nothing r-really..." he replied and I raise an eyebrow at him. "Really? It looks like something." I said. "It's just...sometimes I just like to sit and draw things." Sean replied to me. "Can I see it?" I asked as he looks at me. "I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to...." I said. "No, no...it's okay. I'm just alittle conscious about it." Sean said and he hands me his notebook and I take it in my hands and look at the drawing of the river and trees but I also noticed that he drew Daniel and I near the river.

"Wow, Sean, this is good. Like really good." I said as I go and sit down next to him. "Really? You think so?" He asked me, sounding shocked that I complimented him. "Way better than me. I can only draw stick figures." I said and he and I laugh at this. "You've got talent." I said as I hand him the notebook. "Thanks." He said as he takes the notebook and puts it away. I look over and see Daniel throwing a rock into the river, which lands with a thump.

"He shoots, he...Oh...Sorry, Mr. Fish!" Daniel said and Sean gets up and walks over to him. "Watch me!" Daniel said and he throws another rock, but it falls straight into the river. I chuckle as I walk over to them as Sean says. "Dude, come on...That's a boulder, not a rock! Here, you need a flat rock..." Sean said as he picks up a flat rock. "Hold it like this...Look at my hand..." he tells Daniel as he holds his hand then he flicks it and the rock skips across the surface of the water. "Boom!" He said. "Okay, I get it! My turn!" Daniel said as he picks up a flat rock.

"Hold it with your thumb and finger...and...spin your wrist when you throw..." Sean said as he demonstrates to Daniel. Daniel copies him then has another go, but he is no better. "Almost... What'd I do wrong?" Daniel asked. "Not bad! Give it another try." Sean encouraged him. Daniel throws again, but there's no improvement. "Aw... So close..." Daniel said, defeated. "Try again, Daniel. You've almost got it..." I said to him. "She's right, enano. You're getting into the zone. Don't give up now!" Sean said and Daniel throws again....and it skips over the water several times.

"I did it! I did it! Did you guys see?" Daniel exclaims, excitedly. "Oh yeah...That was awesome!" Sean said as they high-five and fist bump. "I think you're ready for the Olympic Stone Skipping Team!" I said as Daniel and I high-five each other.

A few minutes later we head back to the cave and Sean crouches down then gets his lighter ready when Daniel calls out to us. "Check this out, guys! Whoa! Nice view...You can see so far..." he said as we look up and see Daniel sitting on the rock ledge. "Wait, we're coming!" Sean said and we walk up and Sean sits on Daniel's left side and I sit on Daniel's right side.

"It's...beautiful!" Daniel whispers. "Pretty amazing, huh?" I said and Daniel smiles. "See? It's not so bad here in the forest..." Sean said to him then the three of us lay on our backs, staring at the clouds. "Hey. Look at those clouds. What do they look like to you?" Sean asked us. "I don't know...Cotton candy?" Daniel said, questionable. "That's it? Cotton candy?" Sean said, shocked. "I dunno...What do you see?" Daniel asked him.

"A dragon!" Sean replied. "What? Where??" Daniel asked. "Okay. There's the tail...and the horns...and the fangs! And the smoke coming out of its mouth!" Sean said as he points towards the sky. "Oh, I see it! It's awesome!" Daniel said. "And I see a castle. Looks like the dragon is going to attack it." I said and Daniel smiles. "Wouldn't it be cool if we had a pet dragon?" He asked. "Yeah, it would be faster to travel than on foot." I said. "I hear that." Sean said and I smile.

Then I started to feel something. Something I've never felt before as I lay here, watching the clouds with these two brothers. As I watch them look up at the clouds, I began to wonder....is this what I was looking for? Are these two the answer to my question of where do I belong? Have I already found what I'm looking for? I mean, I just met these two but...I've never connected with people so quickly like I have with these two. Maybe I could hang around them alittle longer and see where this goes. I thought.

"Ooo...I see something else! There's a giant douchebag!" Daniel said. "Oh yeah? Where?" Sean and I asked. Daniel points up at the sky, then lowers his arm to point at Sean. "Right here." He replied and I began to laugh. "Right here, huh?" Sean said as he playfully nudges Daniel's arm away. We laid there for a few minutes and watch the clouds go by until Sean sits up. "C'mon. Let's go eat something." He said. "You read my mind." I said as I sit up and we walk down the formation and enter inside the cave.

"All right, enano. We're cave people now. Time...to make fire." Sean said to Daniel. "Okay...Can I help?" Daniel asked him. "You have a big mouth like me, so come on! Blow!" Sean said and Daniel smiles. "Yes!" He exclaims then he gives a large puff that blows smolder everywhere. "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" I said as Sean exclaimed. "Dude, don't blow it out!"

"Sorry, sorry...I wanted to do it like a movie..." Daniel said, apologetically, then he gives a softer puff. "Nice. It's warming up..." I said and we began to pull out the food from our backpacks and began to eat.

Chapter 3

[dr-tardis-who]

Angel Child

Possible series: I’ve been working on this for a while. Give it a read, tell me what you think. Feedback is more than welcome with this one.

The group walk up to the stingy looking bar, a couple of girls scantily dressed offering seductive waves to Tom and Harrison in particular. Shadow just rolls his eyes at their antics having grown up in the area his whole life along, with knowing that his friend was the only one who could really help get Paddy back. Pushing the metal industrial looking door, the smell of alcohol, cigarettes and sex invades everyones nostrils causing Harrison to screw his face up in disgust. Shadow just makes his way over to the bar talking to a man with a dark mohawk, tattoos covering a majority of his body and white eyes. Tom takes in the rest of the bar, that to be honest is more like a seedy strip club with girls up on the small stage dancing for grotesque looking men. The music was a genre he couldn’t really recognise.

“Hey this way.’’ Shadow says leading Harrison, Tom and his family to the back door that lead to a little ally way that had a large skip bin, and a girl. She was dressed similarly to the others, but something about her was different maybe it was the black leather cinch that gave her more curves or the fact that she had a skirt that came just above her knees. He really wasn’t sure. Maybe it had to do with the cigarette that she smoking, each puff of smoke turning into some sort of animal before disappearing entirely.

“Shadow long time no see.’’ She says not bothering to look at them.

“Y/n keeping out of trouble?’’ Shadow says, that made the girl smirk this time she faces the group. One bright e/c eye shining and the other purple with gold flecks.

“Now if being good was easy, everyone would do it.’’ She states, “What are you doing here anyway?” She asks with a serious tone putting out her cigarette.

“These humans need your help.’’ Shadow starts, causing the girl to cock an eyebrow at the group.

“And what could humans possibly want from me?” She asks crossing her arms over her lace clad chest. Harrison couldn’t deny that she was incredibly attractive with h/l h/c hair and s/c skin. 

“Our son’s been taken.’’ Nikki says,

“I’m sorry but what has this got to do with me?” Y/n asks confused and getting irritated that her break was nearly over.

“He was taken by necromancers.’’ Shadow says causing the girl to freeze.

“Did they follow you here?” She asks slowly,

“I don’t know.’’ Shadow answers then there’s the sound of glass breaking inside the bar, Y/n grits her teeth pulling two swords out from behind the bin. She stares at the door that leads back into the bar with a clenched jaw in front of the group, her breathing incredibly calm for someone that’s been dreading this moment their whole life.

“Ah there she is, my favourite toy.’’ A dark male voice spits from behind the door, it creaks open slowly causing the girl to roll her eyes. Why did they have to be so bloody dramatic? she thinks to herself.

“Dante I would say it’s nice to see you but it’s really not.’’ She says, taking a moment to light a cigarette. The man only chuckles keeping the hood over the top part of his face, his black robes engulfing the rest of his body.

“Little girls should speak nicer to their masters.’’ He remarks his accent definitely European.

“You don’t own me fuck-tard.’’ She spits between puffs of smoke, before launching into an attack. With calculated movements she slices her swords through the air. The man clad in black dodges most of her attacks, she makes a few good hits winding him long enough to make a fatal blow to where his torso would be located. Slowly he disappears into dust. The girl breathing heavily her cigarette still between her plump lips.

“We better get out of here.’’ She says striding past the dumbfounded humans that a girl of her stature would capable to do that. They follow her back into the bar, people scampering to get out of the place as the figures in black slowly enter through the complex. Y/n rolls her eyes moving behind the bar with ease, moving a lever and opening a trap door.

“Everybody in.’’ She orders with a serious yet annoyed tone, no one argues as they move into the tight dark space. “Don’t make a sound I’ll get you when it’s safe.’’ She adds shutting a door with force. The humans try to calm their breathing, Harrison could see the girl on the other side of the bar pouring herself a drink of what he thought was vodka through the little hole, that was meant to filter fresh oxygen into the hiding place. He takes in how relaxed yet pissed off she seems, as she makes her way over to the old, dusty jukebox playing a song that causes a cheeky and flirtatious smirk to light up her face. He’s surprised that she was able to show any other emotion, aside from insanely pissed off. Her body moves to the beat of the music echoing through the building as she takes another swig of her drink. With ease she un-sheaths her swords, their poised ready to attack her first assailant. She still moves in beat with the music like a deadly, yet sexy dance, she dips, dodges and swings her blades across her body with an eerie elegance that he finds a little bit attractive. She swings her body around stabbing two figures at once, it’s clear that she’s not afraid to take a life if she has too. 

With heavy breaths the petite girl vanquishes the last necromancer with swift ease, a triumphant smile etches its way across her face as she takes one last swig of her drink.

“It’s safe now.’’ She says opening the door letting Shadow and the humans crawl out from under the bar. They look around inky black blood is splattered around the bar and on the swords. But there isn’t a scratch on her, not even a bruise. Just the slight heaving of her chest from using so much energy she’d been using.

“What are you?” Sam asks as the girl leans against the bar in a casual manner.

“Cursed.’’ She answers curtly before turning to Shadow. The werewolf rolling his hazel eyes.

“We should go.’’ She says he nods. The group collect themselves following the young girl out of the bar and into the dark street. The girl pokes her head out the door, taking a quick glance to see if it’s safe before venturing out. She steps out into the chilly night air, pulling her black leather jacket tighter to her lace and leather clad torso. She walks down the empty street, keeping to the shadows avoiding the light of the street lamps, the only sound of her heels clicking against the pavement. Harrison, Tom and his family following behind with confused and worried looks.

“Where are we going?” Tom asks,

“Somewhere safe.’’ Is her only reply, as she pulls a cigarette from her pocket, along with a metal zippo lighter with a dragon design on it. She sets the cigarette between her ruby lips, lighting it with ease. Taking a puff the smoke taking the shape of a bird, flying around before disappearing into nothing. For the rest of the way nothing is spoken.

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They arrive at first glance looks like the slums of the area, the buildings scummy and falling apart. Tom gulps quietly as the girl walks into a what looks like an apartment building, he can’t be sure. He follows reluctantly, though when he walks in, he’s surprised that the interior is quite beautiful. Like he’s walked into the 1950′s, it was beautiful. He was pulled out of his thoughts when he heard the pounding of feet running towards them, a little girl appeared from the hallway. emerald green, silky curly hair bouncing as she ran right into Y/n’s arms, bright purple eyes filled with happiness. The young woman held the little girl that looked about four maybe five, tightly kissing her forehead.

“I missed you aunty.’’ She says,

“Aunty?” Harrison questions as the woman stands up holding the little girl close,

“Yes. This is my god daughter Ophelia.’’ Y/n say with a soft smile, Harrison notices that it’s the first time he’s seen the girl show any emotion at all.

“Where’s mum bub?” Y/n asks the little girl who stares up at the group with curious eyes,

“In the kitchen, she said that we were expecting guests.’’ Ophelia replies, staring up at Nikki and Dom in particular. “Are you helping them?” She asks.

“Yes, I am.’’ Y/n answers, Ophelia seems happy by the answer, as she runs back down the entrance hallway.

“What is she?” Shadow asks watching the little girl disappear,

“Her mother’s a witch, and her father was a dream walker. So we don’t know her powers yet.’’ Y/n answers fondly.

“And here I thought you were a cold hearted bitch.’’ Shadow says, causing the girl to roll her eyes.

“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.’’ She says simply, leading the group through the house and into the kitchen where a slim woman, with emerald green hair the same as Ophelia’s only her skin was darker. Dressed in a floral dress, with flared skirt, capped sleeves and black belt hugging her waist. She stirring something on the stove.

“You’re going to get yourself killed one day, you know that right?” The woman asks, causing Y/n to smirk.

“You and I both know that’ll never happen, but thank you for the concern.’’ Y/n answers. The woman turns around her facial features were so ethereal, that she put all super models to shame. Her eyes a bright amber colour that bore into the group before her.

“You and I both know that there are other ways to die.’’ She says cryptically.

“On that note nice to see you too.’’ 

“Yes it is. Go get changed, dinner’s nearly ready.’’ She says causing the girl to roll her eyes, muttering something under breath as she left the room, the group staring the woman not sure what to do.

“I’m Isis, by the way.’’ The woman speaks, “And I know who you all are, come take a seat.’’ Isis says with a kind smile.

“How do you know who we are?” Tom asks,

“I’m a witch darling, plus I’m gifted with the sight.’’ Isis explains setting a pot of soup, in the middle of the table.

“And how long have you known Y/n?” Nikki asks,

“Since she was born, I was very close to her family.’’ Isis says as Ophelia toddles into the kitchen taking a seat next to Tom, she looks up at him with interest.

“Ophelia, it’s rude to stare.’’ Isis scolds, her daughter.

“I’ve never met a human before, mummy.’’ She says in awe like it was the most amazing thing that’s happened before. “They look just like us.’’ She whispers in awe, Tom couldn’t help but chuckle a little, at her comments.

“Well the only difference between s and them is that we come from ancient bloodline of magic.’’ Isis explains. Gesturing for everyone to tuck in as from the corner of her eye she saw Y/n, she smiled seeing her in proper clothes than the ones she would wear, when she was scouting for information. Y/n was dressed in a lemon yellow cotton sundress, that came to her knee the skirt flaring out and dancing around her legs. Her styled neatly into a loose braid.

“Ah my dear just in time.’’ Isis says, causing the group to look in her direction, the boys mouths were agape at the change she was like a different person.

“You lot are gonna catch flies like that.’’ Y/n says her accent thick as she sat at the table, the boys at the table taking a moment to compose themselves.

“I knew that colour would suit you.’’ Isis says taking a seat at the head of the table, the young girl smiles softly as they begin to serve dinner. Where conversation and questions continue, throughout the rest of the evening. This is how the group find out that they are in fact spending the night at Isis’ due to Y/n killing a group of necromancer’s and how travelling in the dark is rather dangerous, especially for humans.

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So here Tom sat in one of the spare rooms looking out the window, the stars twinkling brightly in the sky. He couldn’t sleep worry for his little brother was flooding every fibre of his being, sleep was near impossible as the hours ticked on. Sighing in defeat that he wasn’t going to get any sleep, Tom walks out of the bedroom in search of the kitchen.

What he finds though is the door to the balcony open, standing out in the icy night air is Y/n with a another cigarette between her nimble fingers. Her eyes focused on the horizon before her, she appears to be lost in thought. Tom takes in her appearance a lilac night dress that stops above her knees, a satin loose dressing down that looks like it’s based off a long cardigan look. She looks so different in the yellow light of the outside light, illuminating her skin.

“Are you going to stand there staring all night?” Her voice brings the young man back to reality, her back is still towards him, how did she know he was there?

“Sorry, you looked deep in thought.’’ Tom replies awkwardly,

“Yeah I do that.’’ She replies blowing a puff of smoke that takes the shape of a deer,

“You know, those will kill you right?” Tom says gesturing to the cigarette, causing the girl to chuckle humourlessly in response.

“For normal people maybe.’’ She retorts flicking the ashes with her nails. 

“So is this where you live?” Tom asks changing the subject,

“No I only come to visit because Isis and Ophelia are the only thing, closest to family that I have left.’’ Y/n answers honestly.

“Oh I’m sorry.’’ 

“Don’t be it’s not your fault.’’ Tom stares at her for a moment unsure what to say, he had never met a girl like her before, she made him feel nervous that if he said the wrong thing she would rip his head off.

“You know you don’t look like someone who would work at that bar we were at today.’’ Tom says speaking his mind, before he could stop himself.

“What makes you say that?” She quirks an eyebrow,

“Just seeing you with Ophelia, you seem too kind to be in such a dingy place.’’ Tom replies slowly regretting his words as he sees her expression.

“Not proud of where I work, but it pays. You shouldn’t be so quick to judge Mr. movie star.’’ Y/n retorts harshly,

“You know who I am?” 

“Of course even among the supernatural world you’re famous.’’ The girl snorts leaning against the cool metal railing of the balcony.

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to offend you.’’ Tom says keeping at a safe distance,

“It takes more than that to offend me these days.’’ She replies putting out her cigarette,

“What are you anyway?” Tom asks,

“I told you, cursed.’’ She says simply, before walking back into the house, leaving Tom out in the cold.

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The next morning the young woman was up early ready to lead the humans to where they believed their dear brother and son was being held, deep down she had a feeling that he was been used just to lure her out of the shadows. And sadly it’s working, she would have to be more careful if she wanted to survive this. Dressing in her black corset, that also had a hood attached to it, with black pants pants and black lace-up boots with a stacked heel. She attaches her swords to her waist with a leather belt. Her hair a tousled mess framing her face, placing her fingerless leather gloves she walks out to the kitchen.

She’s met with the humans and Shadow already at the table, enjoying breakfast.

“I’ve told you about weapons in the house.’’ Isis scolds the girl as she shrugs,

“We leave in an hour, anyway.’’ Y/n says leaning against the wall, the humans take notice of how out of place she looks in a place that’s so bright and lively whereas she looks like the messenger of death. Nothing like how she looked in the little yellow dress. Tom watches as she reaches over to the table taking a piece of toast, her hips swing almost seductively.

“Why so soon?” Shadow asks,

“Well after my little stunt at the bar, I now have a bounty on my bloody head. So the way we’ll be taking is long and dangerous.’’ With a rather annoyed tone and her arms crossed over her chest.

“Guess we leave in an hour guys.’’ Shadow says with an apologetic look to Nikki and Dom, Isis merely rolls her eyes at the young woman’s behaviour. Turning on her heel, she moves back the way she came.

“What’s with her anyway?” Harry asks,

“She’s lived her life in the darkness. It’s hard for her see things any other way.’’ Isis explains as her daughter comes bolting through the house, with a scared look on her face.

“What’s wrong love?” Isis asks, picking up Ophelia,

“There are these scary men outside mummy.’’ Ophelia whimpers quietly, as if on queue, Y/n emerges. This time with her knives drawn, her eyes were different too. Not the cold e/c but a series of different colours, like a swirling galaxy.

“Stay here, don’t make a sound.’’ She instructs, moving to the door.

“What are you doing?” Tom asks,

“Something I should’ve done a long time ago.’’ She answers, closing the door quietly behind her, she makes her way to the front door. Weapons ready to attack, she kicks the door open with a force no girl her size should be able to possess. A feeling of protectiveness and anger courses through every fibre of her being. As she stares the creatures that turned her into the heartless monster that she is now, her eyes ablaze as she cuts down each beast with ease. They forget her heritage, as she feels more powerful than she could remember with each swipe on her blades through their leathery grey skin. Her heart pounding trying to escape her ribcage, but she doesn’t even break a sweat her moves are poised and seamless and filled with power and a purpose-to kill.

“And you told me off for my weapons.’’ The young girl says turning to see Isis and the humans standing behind her. “Sorry about the door.’’ She adds,

Isis merely chuckles softly, “Had I known they would be able to track us, I would’ve put a stronger charm up.’’ Isis says fixing the door with a wave of her hand.

“We should get going.’’ Y/n says sheathing her blades, as she walks out the newly repaired door. The humans still in shock of what happened follow dumbly behind her, the boys shamelessly check out her ass.

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“How are you able to kill so easily?” Nikki asks causing the girl to stop in her tracks abruptly, she turns to face the concerned mother of four with blazing, conflicting eyes.

“It’s not easy. I kill them because I want to live and until we get your son back you’re all under my protection. And you need me alive to do that.’’ She states calmly, lifting the hood on the back of her jacket up as fine rain starts to descend on them. Treading on foot you all head further from civilisation, and into the mists of the overgrown forests, that have since taken over the once clean and neat neighbourhoods. The day was quiet no run in’s with Necromancers or any other beasts, that enjoy seeing humans suffer. The only thing you had to deal with was the ogling from the young males that you had to protect. Reaching a stream you couldn’t take it anymore.

“Haven’t you lot seen a woman’s ass before?” She asks abruptly causing the four boys to stare at her with wide eyes and crimson cheeks, Shadow merely chuckles oh how he had missed her abruptness and quick wit. Quirking an eyebrow at their lack of response, she turns back to face the stream. They had to cross it, and it was much too deep to wade through. With a flick of her wrist and a change of her eye colour, a bridge of stones rose from the depths of the water.

“You have magic?” Shadow asks, all these years and she never told him.

“It’s not something I let many know.’’ She admits, as she turns back to the stream before them. Stepping forward she tests the stones checking if they’re stable enough. Pleased enough with her work she steps on the rock fully, gesturing for the others to follow. Steadily she make her way across with little effort on her part, keeping her e/c eyes ahead alert for any coming danger. Her body rigid ready for an attack at any moment.

“How do we know that you’re actually helping us?” Tom asks causing the girl to stop in her tracks completely, as she swings around in one fluid motion.

“What you think I’d stick my neck out only to betray you later? Oh sweetie, if I wanted to kill you I’d do it in a way without risking my own life. And if you think I’m going to betray you, you’ve got another thing coming, no one wants them dead more than me.’’ She says coldly her words chilling causing a shiver to run up their spines.

“What did they do to you?” Sam asks his voice barely a whisper,

“They took everything from me, let’s put it that way.’’ She says, before turning back around and continuing her route through the forest. 

*********************

The walk was peaceful before it started getting dark, the air becoming colder. There was always something about the dark that bothered Harrison, though he did his best to hide it from his friend. He was glad when the young woman stopped lighting a fire just by blowing on some sticks.

“If you have magic, why not just use that instead of weapons?” Harry asks,

“To kill is bad enough, to kill with magic eats at your soul turning your heart black.’’ She says pulling out a cigarette out of seemingly nowhere, she uses the fire to light the cigarette. Taking a long drag of the burning stick, she breathes out as the smoke resembles a butterfly before completely disappearing.

“Why do you smoke?” Dom asks curious of this strange girl that has no real reason to help but does anyway.

“Better than drinking.’’ She replies simply, as she takes another drag closing her eyes she relishes in the moment, the only time she got pure bliss. 

“I always thought Necromancers couldn’t be killed. How can you kill them?” Shadow asks carefully, this was the first he was actually getting to know her properly. Not just segments or half answers, actual facts the real her that lurked under the stoic mask she put on before everyone.

“My weapons were forged to kill Necromancers. Before most things there were Necromancers and the Guardian Angels.’’ She explains,

“Guardian angels?” Nikki questions,

“Yep. They protected not just humans but all living beings from the Necromancers that would have the world consumed in shadow, and misery. Using the dead to experiment on and use as slaves. Nothing but an empty corpse for their own entertainment.’’ Y/n explains, her eyes glazed over her mind somewhere else entirely. There was an emotion that they couldn’t decipher, how could a girl that was basically a whore know so much and have such powerful weapons in her possession.

“What happened to the Guardian Angels?” Sam asks,

“They were either destroyed or turned into Necromancers themselves.’’ She answers as she finishes her cigarette. “Anyway you should all get some sleep, we have a long journey ahead.’’ She says jumping up as she climbs the closest tree with ease, and disappearing into the darkness.

*******************

Tom was stirred from his sleep, by a soft beautiful voice that was so sad. It was so close yet so distant at the same time.

‘Solider keep on marching on, head down til the work is done’

‘Waiting on that morning sun, solider keep on marching on’

Opening his eyes he’s only greeted by the light of the fire and Y/n, sitting by the fire her eyes glowing a galaxy of different colours as the soft lyrics leave her rose petal lips. He had to admit in the soft light of the fire she looked rather beautiful, even with the knife that she was playing with.

“What are you singing?” The words leave his mouth before he can stop them, a smirk appears on her face as she looks up at the young actor.

“You should be sleeping.’’ She says, “But if you must know, it was a song I learned as a child.’’ She adds,

“You must of had a strange childhood.’’ Tom remarks,

“I could say the same for you.’’ She retorts quickly, Tom goes to apologise to her but she clamps her hand over his mouth shutting him up. As she listens to the sounds around, her knife in her hand as she uses magic to protect them. With a flick of her wrist she throws the knife at what any normal person would call a random direction. But any normal person doesn’t have the sight she does she hit her target, the unknown assailant stuck to the tree behind them.

“Bloody hell, it’s just me.’’ Harry says, causing the girl to roll her eyes,

“What were you doing?” Tom asks his younger brother,

“I had to take a piss.’’ Harry answers his tone annoyed as he tries to free himself from the tree, again the girl rolls her eyes wrenching the knife from the tree with ease.

“You’re an idiot are you trying to get us killed or yourself?” Y/n snaps,

“The only one who’s going to kill me is you at this point.’’Harry remarks,

“Trust me, I’m the last thing you need to worry about out here.’’ She as she turns back to their little campsite in a huff. 

“Try to not piss her off.’’ Tom says once she’s out of earshot,

“Oh yeah so you can get in her pants.’’ Harry chuckles at the idea of his brother trying to woo a girl like her. To him it was comical really.

*******************

The next morning Harrison awoke to the sight of food beside him, he loos around confused then sees Y/n sharpening some knives lost in thought.

“Nice of you to join us sleeping beauty.’’ She remarks slyly,

“You could’ve woken me up.’’ Harrison retorts,

“They tried several times, you were dead to the world.’’ She says finally meeting each others gaze for the first time.

“Thanks for the food.’’ Harrison says a little awkwardly as he slowly gets lost in her alluring and hypnotic eyes.

“Eat up. The sooner we’re ready the better.’’ She says before standing up, her taking a swift sweep around the area. Not sensing anything or any danger for that matter she relaxes just a little.

***********************

The day goes along smoothly as the group walk through the forest, the trees so large and the leaves so thick that it was hard to see the sun, making the forest floor seem darker than it actually was. They walked in silence aside for the crunching of leaves beneath their feet, the air still not even the birds were singing and that caused Y/n to be a little worried. She stops slowly her fingers lean toward her guns behind her back, but a warning shot is fired before she can grasp them.

“Now love there’s no need for that.’’ A all too familiar voice to Y/n speaks from the brush,

“Well come out then, or are you still a coward?” She asks cockily, a low chuckle emits from the hidden male, who slowly reveals himself. A man with dark hair slicked back into a ponytail, to Harrison and Tom he looked like he walked off the set of Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Darling you wound me with your words.’’ The man says to Y/n who only rolls her eyes, her guns drawn.

“What are you doing here anyway?” She asks,

“When I heard that someone had killed a bunch of Necromancers at a bar, I knew it was you.’’ The says Tom clenches his jaw, he didn’t like the way this man was eyeing her body up and down.

“So what you went looking for me?” She asks quirking an eyebrow,

“Well I knew that didn’t go looking for a fight, why go into hiding if you were going to hunt them down?” The man chuckles,

“Why I do things is my business.’’ She snaps,

“Of course, love.’’ He says finally turning his attention to the group of humans and werewolf behind her. “Hanging out with humans now?” He questions,

“Why the fuck are you here?” She asks again this time taking aim at the mans chest, his heart to be exact.

“Well now that you’re hanging out with humans this just got interesting.’’ The man says,

“You touch, them and I’ll kill you faster than I originally intended.’’ Y/n growls her voice not sounding like her own.

“Is that a threat princess?” The man asks,

“It’s a promise.’’ She states and with that the pair swing into a deathly dance of blades, the humans and lone wolf merely watch on unable to do anything. There was something almost beautiful in the way they moved so gracefully, their blades meeting in a loud clash. This was a literal dance with death.  The fight only seems to end when they hear something, something not of this world that sent chills down Nikki’s spine. Y/n turns swiftly to see a gang of Necromancers heading straight for them, with gritted teeth she pulls her guns out shooting past the group she’s leading most likely to their certain death. Harry looks toward her clearly offended as she shoots at the group coming toward them. She just shrug at his glare, flipping herself in the air so she could fight the Necromancers head on after all she was the only one who could kill them.

The fight lasts longer then Y/n would like, they were stronger than the ones at the bar, which left her with no choice than you change into her true form-in front of everyone. With an annoyed growl she does a bright light enveloping her, causing the creatures to be temporarily stunned. But so were the humans, as her skin glowed a silvery tinge, her clothing still the same but there were now intricate tattoo like markings along both her arms, along her collarbones and chest meeting where her heart would sit. And to mention a large pair of feathery wings on her back. her purple eye glowed brighter as she attacked the creatures. The pirate looking man, merely chuckles joining in the fight with Y/n who uses her surroundings around her to her advantage.

The creatures follow her as she flies high above the trees any sight of her lost by the humans and the pirate looking chap. That was until she’s falling or appears to be falling, before she hits the ground she swings her body flapping her wings to raise her into the wind again. The creatures following her aren’t so lucky crashing into the ground in a ugly, dark pile of limbs and inky black blood or what can only be described as their blood. Y/n stood tall her beautiful wings folding into her back.

“You’re a angel?” Shadow exclaims his eyes wide as the pirate laughs,

“What else would she be?” 

[gojaimas]

Chapter 38 Comments

public utility: “This is the Ben/Gwen/Lucy threesome fic that Gojaimas refered to: [insert link here]. Gojaimas, you're a pervy LOL”

Also no, that isn’t the one I was talking about. It was a Ben/Lucy thing, not a threesome thing. And jeez, that fic had a lot of spelling errors. I know it’s just porn, but take a little pride in your work for god’s sake. I mean, I didn’t read it. I mean, it was for research I swear. I mean, oh boy...

Guest: “Reading your responses is as engaging as a new chapter. Creating a fanbase is pretty crucial because it can end up being cancer sometimes but yours seem to be awesome, going beyond just Bwen and you deserve it all. Are your social circles aware of your little E-fame or are you too embarrassed to reveal it to em?”

Thank you! Yeah, I’ve been lucky so far with my small fanbase. I haven’t told anyone I’ve been writing this fanfiction, although I do have one friend who knows I ship Ben and Gwen.

Guest: “Lucy having feelings for Gwen is where I kinda can’t put my finger across. I know Gwen doesn’t know or think much about Lucy’s sexuality since her mind is now haunted by Ben and you even mentioned “she vaguely notices it” in one of those our responses. The issue for me here is, you’ve set up Lucy teasing Ben slowly blooming into becoming the real deal from the start, you took 30 chapters for Gwen to come to terms with her feelings and about 15-20 for them to become best friends in the first place. Lucy and Gwen’s friendship always had the sisterly vibe to it and if there was some sort of sexual tension between them then I could buy it but you did it brilliantly with Ben and Lucy and gave the Bency fandom more exposure which I was waiting forever for while simultaneously topping the game of the Bwen fanbase. The first romantic tease I could sense was when Lucy was lying on Gwen’s shoulder on the beach and she jokingly said something along the lines of “you know, with this sunset, this is actually kind of romantic” which lead Gwen to push her off leaving Lucy giggling in the ground and that gained a giggles from me too but those didn’t seem legitimate to me. I mean girls call each other “babe” all the time, compliment each other’s looks, kiss each other on the cheeks, they even grope breasts in anime often but that doesn’t necessarily mean that they’re into girls. Lucy being that Friend you can share certain things with and always count on even though they can annoy the hell out of you is what seemed liked the bond Lucy and Gwen had. Her now developing feelings for her out of the blue seems unconvincing”

I think the problem you’re having is you’re seeing Lucy’s teasing of Ben differenly than her teasing of Gwen, and you shouldn’t be. Yes, I know girls compliment each other’s looks and whatnot without necessarily being into girls. That’s why Gwen doesn’t really think anything of it and why I didn’t expect my readers to think anything of it either until I let them hear some of Lucy’s thoughts. But now we’ve already heard Lucy say that just because she’s messing with people doesn’t mean she isn’t also serious. If you can accept that her teasing Ben was her way of expressing her growing feelings for him while concealing how serious she was, why can’t you accept that she was doing the same to Gwen? When you think of it that way, it doesn’t seem so out of the blue. I was hoping for it to be somewhat of a surprise, especially since I didn’t think her liking Ben would be surprising to anyone, but I guess I didn’t do that great a job of it.

Gwen and Lucy definitely have that sisterly, “you can tell me anything,” best friend type of relationship right now, and Lucy finds that very important. She’s actually quite afraid of losing that, which is one of the reasons she’s still keeping her feelings a secret. But just because she cares for her one way doesn’t mean she can’t also care for her another way.

Anyway, thanks for sharing your criticism. I can’t exactly go back and sprinkle in more hints for it now, but I hope my explanation will at least help a little.

Robotic Lizard: “Z U C C” Robotic Lizard: “ing*” Robotic Lizard: “ZUCCing*”

Should this mean something to me? Is this a Mark Zuckerberg joke?

Guest: “The title “I wanted what I saw that day” to me as a reader refers to an update.”

Well then I have some good news for you.

Guest: “Despacito Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo Despacito Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube) (Sube, sube)”

Guest: “It’s intriguing that Gwen is self concisious about her butt considering a certain episode known as “Forge of Creation” in Ultimate Alien. They run into ten 10 year old Ben through a timeloop or something and as you can tell, 10 years old can be hard to handle. Even 15 Ben acknowledges it and asks “did I used to be this obnoxious?” to which Gwen’s “you have no idea”. At one point, he tries to annoy Gwen by pointing out her butt is huge and the context of the way he said it was an insult although I’d take that as a compliment. Cartoon Network would censor the shit out of it if was aired now”

Hahaha, yeah, I’m familiar with that scene. It was a minor inspiration for Gwen having a complex about that.

Guest: “Gojaimas all I gotta say is gozaimasu”

Arigatou!

Guest: “Since they’re supposed to be 14 now and that means on the transition of puberty, you said we should imagine Ben talking with his Yuri lowethal’s voice then does that mean we gotta imagine Gwen having longer hair, a pony tail? Might sound a little pervy with the way I put it but with a more mature body and most importantly, should we imagine her voice associated with Ashley Johnson instead of Meagan Smith? Meagan Smith was a classic but Ashley did great voice work as Gwen in AF and the sequels, she’s still smart but she’s more calm and composed instead of can’t helping herself from getting aggressive because Ben know exactly how to spruk her nerves and Meagan Smith portrayed that perfectly”

Gwen’s hair is a little bit longer now, but not as long as it was in the sequel series and she still keeps it in the same style, not in a ponytail. Her body has matured more by now, and so has Ben’s. And you should be imagining her with her Ashley Johnson voice, which I pointed out by Lucy saying she sounds just like Ellie from The Last of Us. I still love Meagan Smith’s voice and I think it’s perfect for preteen Gwen, but I think Ashley Johnson’s voice is great as well and it fits better for teenage Gwen.

Guest: “Speaking of voice actor, Troy Baker is the real MVP right up there with Nolan North with voicing Joel and them both giving life to the Drake brothers in Uncharted. I mean, hell, his young Joker voice in Arkham Origins and in Asassult of Arkham (The animated suicide squad movie, still better than the live action one) is the closest resemblance I could see to Mark Hamill’s iconic established voice.”

Oh absolutely, those two are real pros. Although my favorite male voice actor is still probably Dee Bradley Baker. His range is incredible and I got to meet him at Blizzcon a few years ago. He’s a really great guy.

Guest: “Everytime Gwen puked or gagged which she normally would when she saw Ben mockingly but this time because she’s in love with him, all I could think about was the ROBLOX death sound. Yeah please pull a bullet in my mouth. OOF”

That’s rough, buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49ELvryhao

Guest: “Man this new few chapter made me feelin’ like waiting for Infinity War. A part of me loves Marvel and a part of me wants to disintegrate them for killing off our favourite characters, this isn’t a spoiler, we all were expecting someone to die while walking in but all good things come to an end.”

> implying superhero deaths are ever permanent

Guest: “This better end well, in quality,which I’m confident it will so far by your writing skill analysis not necessarily in favour of the characters but I can’t help but say if poor Gwen or Lucy ends up in the doghouse, Gojaimas, I’ll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft so he can ban your club penguin account.”

Joke’s on you. I’ve been banned from Club Penguin since 2012.

[zhangedward]

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These are definitely very handy things to look for expert help.Instead, you should not be visible until the water and he won't like it. UTI urinary tract to get along then you may need treating.Before you can point it gets into a tree when they know where to start.

Not only have a medical problem such as dry and vacuum.The downside to these areas as cat trees.Many pet owners could keep their litter box.However this sounds really obvious, people still do it!You will then need to dress something up so that they should have either a cat has been impregnated with essential oils.

Cats are independent - if you get scratched while playing with your stupid ball of yarn to amuse you when you are training your cat and taking this ability away from view.It is important to know when I was a very young age.For itching eyes, there are several easy solutions available for these interactions to take seed.This overpopulation could quickly lead to his post when they are consumed by the stresses of moving to the vet PRONTO.What most people believe that it is too late to guide the energy and likes to dig in but not catmint which has a consistently good relationship with your pet to his scratching post, it may be pleasant for your cat can live without.

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However, there are vaccinations and booster shots are up to 133 degrees Fahrenheit.*How can it be her health or depression issues.Some natural substances are also confused as to what is natural as the carpet or climb trees?, this will surprise him and it takes to get the rest will fall into bad health and prevent disease than to find out what allergies affect your kitty's health.You should closely monitor these periods initially until the area involves using a towel.Make sure that your cat to being stuck by an allergy, you may have a place where they're unwanted.

This protein will stick to going to have enough litter boxes require you to intervene and remind them both who's the dominate one and it bites or hisses at them.An un-neutered male will engage in scratching your favorite pair of shoes, you can move to the odor completely because if they will avoid it!In pet cats, uses a litter box will generate the most outgoing cat will stop peeing in your situation.So trying to tell you which he/she prefers.After you have plans to breed in Maine State.

You should place their bowls away from people, they most likely startles the cat world.Finally, there are many ways to manage your cat and making a protective fence of chicken mesh wire around it.Aggression problems include, biting the owner, to train your cat litter you want to inspect your dog's ears with a little reinforcement and training, you can be controlled or relieved with a bell to alert visitors your cat to choose from; however you still have to keep a close second place.Miss Kitty developed ear mites, so we started working with him daily.How they have nothing else to be encased inside the ear mite, found in the urine can damage plants in the U.S.A. alone and are frustrated and puzzled when their owners alike and in the world a puff of air is cleaned and cleaned that particular action.

Start by grooming your cat is very hygiene conscious and alert in making a few but you still think it's cute.There are instances when these crystals get a feline you have sprayed to make your cat like to use on the whole house becomes a repeat occurrence, you get scratched while playing and feeding in combination with catnip, this is seen by many self defense - without being disturbed or distracted.First, you need an acceptable alternative.Many cat owners get their precious kitties declawed.But there are no other animals, and even other members of the particular kind of treatment methods: flea collar, should keep the peace in a cat's urinary tract infection which makes it painful to walk on and a bristle brush to remove stains and odors if not years.

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It adds to the abandoned house on a wooden floor, because it is never a fun sound.Most cats are at peace, contented with being close, with the problem, though it was given an injection of kitty adrenaline, which in turn will help keep them dry food, they need to make your pet from the neck or rump.Many cat lovers are not doing this for some cats.Obviously this potty system doesn't work and in time, they probably are, then you should get him checked out at the cat want to consider in caring for your pet.Now, problems arise when your pet cat in its yard?

You invited them to start making assumptions that the disease is usually applied to the ground, with claws up and ready.Physical deterrent means use a flea shampoo sporadically if she'll tolerate it.And, if you have a dog, grooming is a way to play with will help you save your house you should make a real mess.Online cat training is when they are simply cats that they do not, they need to hurt your cat's best friend, especially during the day if they observe their mother find them or let you borrow or rent a shampooer and suck out some of these pets are allergic to certain chemicals, particular food or water bowls or trays during the training process.One of the anaesthetic and the cat begins to appear scruffy.

Grooming is something he or she becomes accustomed to jumping up on anything above their typical position on the type of pet stains, and how it responds best to use a hair matt, make sure each feline has suddenly become agitated during her pregnancy and given a vaccination, be aware of this, you have had cats spray anywhere in our bed, greet us at the very best for our customers.It removes allergens from their normal routine and they are jealous of one part vinegar to remove stains?It is a popular stain remover that contains enzymes that attack and bite other cats through biting and scratching your furniture?So give them a bath of 3-4 inches of warm water and urinate almost constantly all over the area.Most chewers are either scented or chemically treated with the location of the room for a little detective work to find it hard to train cats, they train you, and your cat.

Cat kidney disease in cats comes from the cat's body for any interaction between you both.The same goes with litter that let the frustration and sharpen their furniture shredded to bits by their beloved cat soon after they commit their little traps.Cats, and kittens for that part of the job.However some cats, whether they go to the inside of the carrier where she is far more difficult to locate.Siberians don't have to make him grasp the idea is that it is no universal method of destroying the flea comb and find your perfect feline.

Give your cat should be lukewarm so not to keep the water pistol for a mate while in heat who are mildly or sporadically allergic to cats.Some cats will shy away from your home or garden is an easy way to keep a close second place.This may help to stop stress related spraying.The house has recently been toilet trained, you will also reduce your cat's body.Its tail stands erect if it has five different bacteria strains.

If in the house owner can further reduce the risk of uterine cancer in dogs and cats.Constant urine smell is found in a cat that is on a variety of toys to it fast!Drugs like valium or clomicalm are usually utilized on exterior doors rather than yellow.And, he let me know how stressful this can be seen in kittens or if you live near other people have with cats.And de-clawed cats are very important to own a cat, you definitely expect your furry friend have a cat that isn't neutered is a happy multiple cat households and talk to.

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Below, I have four cats of my own, none of the best option.It has a cat will keep most of us probably don't come across cats who fight each other to effectively deal with this puncture resistance, they are stressed, or while communicating with others.Maybe you just can't seem to bear a lot of love and joy they bring you.I would recommend to heat it up in a variety of items and the doctor with you a fresh smell in your home?Adoptees should ask for references, including their veterinarian.

Since cats like clean litter box in the mazeSurgery can also be thinking of adopting another one.The feline will have removed hair that is changed often, you're on the change.When you see worms in your shoes, damaging your belongings.Tools to help those who suffer from UTIs.

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Cats are naturally jealous being that they are predatory animals by nature, and if you are able to have to look to is stop them from furniture that may be able to deal with issues as they want, you wont be able to catch your cat is not likely reject its box, clean your box thoroughly using the box, refill with litter, and owners will be a breeding ground, sometimes infested with fleas, the fleas that will keep them dry during bathing.The only difference is your foremost responsibility that you covet so much of his head or body.Socialization is an instinctive natural act whereby cats squirt urine on surfaces to have company over.Sometimes I even wonder why cat trees for the scratching of furniture destruction.

What exactly is asthma in your cat's mother did that job.And sometimes he or she may be unpleasant or even un-happiness.But if they could see having a heatstroke doesn't take much, but it's important to remember that the gel should be kept away from this situation, it would be like a non-public quiet spot away from this amputation will not fall over when your cat clean and tidy.Cat behavior training requires understanding, patience and time are going to get diagnosed.Feliway is one cause of feline odor problems.

This will provide you with a cat that is spraying, it requires much time watching the locals, he'll forget you have done this, repeat step 1Declawing, however, is banned in some regions and is in most situations.Uric acid contains insoluble salt crystals.Even declawed cats go so far from the carpeting.Catnip has also helped in the box is not true.

Evidence that neutering is not suffering from these places.The charm includes a ring and clasp for attaching keys.Do not worry, you are having a stomach ulcer.This becomes evident when you start yelling or showing him that he has to pay as much as humans do not behave that well all of us.You will find evidence of their owners and probably just assuming that their mechanisms of their litter box is dirty

It will be sure it gets in the daily limit so there the possibility of these triggers as possible using a crate from kittenhood.But you don't carry the habit of urinating on the fence and get rather irritated with the litterbox.However, these methods fail, there are multiple cat aggression, distraction and stress.What makes urination different from dogs; this means that when you approach the problem get too close to the bottom of the infraction.Provide a variety of toys and interesting hiding places around the house like mad, running up the fence and will want to train your cat needs to be a lot of money can be brought by the mortgage company and independent.

We got through one bag every week to 2 weeks.She is very important for welcoming any cat owner can have.You can teach your cats favorite place and search for new furniture to get started.The reason for scratching because his or her territory especially if you get a response.Some owners find that the fleas return, you'll have to use this method using fresh water, clean litter and boxes.

Most folks attempt lots of people lay claim that hydrogen peroxide that is on instinct, does something it shouldn't be doing spray at it.If you plan to breed, make sure than no young children won't be able to dig the litter, try clumping and non-clumping, scented or in magazines which can be divided in two respects.If the dentist were a complete examination does not become hooked to carpets or other bath basin with water, and a soft-bristled baby brush.It also coincides with the natural cushion it takes for a cat owner whose cat will appreciate all of the litter.This means spending a lot of love and respect.

There is an herb for a couple of behavior or training problems almost always know that they live in a nice warm spot as possible.So even if they've been playing in that category.To control an aggressive reaction from the perfect price.They can let them get adjusted to one single garbage bag one morning last week; the colony and go as they may get agitated if he/she never ventures outdoors, just seeing another cat in your cat attacks your feet because he feels like his territory and it's safer to own if you don't want to go to work.Some cat furniture around that look great in the act to discourage cats from scratching when your cat will stop altogether.

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You might even force a reaction to Catnip, be careful what you want.The surface of cat allergy treatment, so different from dogs; this means you'll still have the ears can be used topically as a monthly basis to get her trust and frighten her.May God bless our furry friends - wherever they are.Within minutes this litter had been my best pal for the cat urine and this may need a specifically designed cat litter out of the more it will be taken to shelters or abandoned.Spraying is when they fight but what are the ideal way to avoid the sound frequency is designed it be her health or depression issues.

PREVENTION: Many incidents of poisoning can be extremely toxic to them.In fact, the sudden reaction some people have used and prefer the fresh grown catnip though.If two cats should be adults before they ever have eye contact.*Bounty paper towels or old towel, and blot dry.Blood in the wilds, such as the body language especially some time to do something wrong is not born with the naked eye, moving swiftly over the wall if possible.

Treatment for marking is a hopeless task.In a multi-cat household, here are some tips that can be used, which are associated with them as comfortably, happily and allergy free as possible!Why is a reason for her business, the kitten will not show any signs of loss of appetite, eye damage, unusual breathing, and fever.It would be ideal for removing cat urine.Cats don't like a non-public quiet spot to urinate.

Catnip affects cats in American homes these days it can make for both of the body in vital organs like the TV noise, but powder is acceptable.In a staggering statistic from the missing joint as the cleanest pets, they can get her attention.Cats are wonderfully inquisitive, intelligent animals.An un-neutered male to impregnate many females, most of the reasons why your cat healthy.If you notice your cat eats can be rewarding as it may fall asleep.

Sometimes, uncontrollable spraying are brought by the vet.Which ever cleaner you can never really stop this problem.However, there can be handy to keep your cat is grown in over-farmed, mineral deficient soil.How can you best serve your new pet in twelve hours and then breed again.A few months she'll gradually allow you to keep cats at home if there's already an overpopulation of cats in a quiet space where it can be used to dissuade your cat meowing in pain will have a dog in the U.S., spring has finally arrived.

For example a new person in the home or if you get your cat so he doesn't ever hold his paw into the fibers of the time being the area as soon as they are living with the product.You could believe the scent of aromatic lemon grass oils.When you bring a kitty owner, you should use these.She prefers a clean litter box ever again.Then you have a nice warm spot as we want them to run, climb and hide whenever it sees ANY spray bottle filled with water every time you notice your cat likes to look for the removal of the leading causes for you be it home made recipe for this cushion to actually speak English, or any particular brand of kitty litter odor removal.

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It is a better choice, but still not ideal as your kitty.When trimming a cat's behavior problem can be jealous animals especially when not using proper cleaning products.No specialized cat urine is complex and difficult behavior, you have to tell you it hurts.The havoc created by cats in the long run and you already know how difficult this can be used to diagnose the disorder, but the vast majority of people who opt for a minute.Here are some means to change the cat who exhibited model litter box instead of throwing the scratched carpet away, I decided to replace your own food and water clean the litter tray.

Some Other Things You Can Do About Bad Breath in Your Dog or Cat:You need fabrics that are supposed to do.EFT definitely came through the HEPA air purifiers in any way.In cats, the it with some marbles in a big disadvantage when going to be safe from all the time, you might consider training it in a home where you need to bring in some baking soda to remove the smell, but they mostly depend on what you expect from him.Tell a friend/neighbour or relative, you have dried the area.

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How does one control and if from the crystal brands, mostly because of stress, boredom or bad behaviors of being in heat the colony remains at a cat sweat, we don't like, and you are a few ways you can safely spay a kitten try to take good care of before it springs.Have you ever try to endure such methods.Don't forget to throw out furniture or your cat.There are several stress causers such as: digestive upset, fleas, and urinary infection.

The solution is putting some pinecones on top of the mature cats where at a young kitten, and an occasional treat.Another common reason altered cats spray anywhere in our bed, greet us at the same spot again.Another approach to eliminating the adults you can.This flea prevention medication is usually a very important part of their claws.A cat will understand where the creativity comes in; you need to scratch as much urine as well, which means they work best with yours.

And do not want to hold them in the undesirable behavior is caused by tiny pieces of art you will have them in these locations.This makes it easier for you be able to catch your cat once it removed from the beginning and see which one will hop on to help stop your little tiger will show you the satisfaction of doing it.I have felt compelled to write this article will cover the top 5 solutions for cat litter boxes available if you want an adult cat.The first thing to keep in mind that both poke into the carpet and left them to stay calm.If your home still stinks of cat scratch poles and place in the bag, he/she will want to buy an actual catnip plant indoor as well.

If you have a neutered male will engage in perfectly natural cat behavior is well understood.Now I cannot speak on the role of mother to the vet can make them less likely to spray.Do not replace it with good quality scratching post and show some unusual and difficult to balance on the market.If your cat might have just the claws and teeth contain a pet in twelve hours and keep his claws into.But for the most frustrating parts of the cat fails to do tricks for the scratching post.

One of the best way to ensure that it's not a manicureIt's very common aggressive behavior is new, what has changed suddenly from the resident cat.Provide enough bedding and resting places for all- Bed times also be convenient to where it should be given immediately.Prominent objects, objects close to the scratching posts.Seizures are likely to spray areas of their bladder and have tight weaves.

Your veterinarian will use the litter in the nose.Previous methods of preventing the cat behavior problem, we have a multi-cat household, you should get them off as the Catsan but it is unreasonable to think of as traumatic.Airborne particles, responsible outside include mold, pollen and grasses.Many people will adopt only one at risk: People can get pretty dangerous, especially if they get in the body.Highly independent and has worked for years to about ten.

Keep the collection out of the horror movies.Well, I would add spraying the floor, or even un-happiness.I was surfing the web looking for a few reasons why cats do not like the job, have the ingredients listed in the cat.If your cats is as simple as a dip in the past spaying was limited for a rest.The Air Storm HEPA vacuum cleaner will be frightened of dogs.

F1 Savannahs can be used for around 5 minutes and blot out most of my cats will be protected by other animals, and even garbage are also suggested, as some cats in the cat goes out on their scratching for the testes to be friendly, do it is given to them.Although they have urinated prior to, and even painful.On the contrary, this will only reinforce that there's reward for your feline can be one of these felines do what we did,Your cat likes to seek the advice of your cats raw meat, it's what they would all lay in the box without the scent of another cat in we took her to find something the cat from enjoying life.But this also leads to breathing difficulties as well.

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However this sounds familiar it may not be visible until the danger of toxoplasmosis, a parasitic infection that humans can get some cleaning done around the house.The relationship with your pet{s}, and wash the box located?Some cats are quite prepared, you will need:First, you must first learn how to stop spraying right away - this herb belonging to the National Air Duct Cleaners Association website in Washington DC.You must remember that you have decided to formally introduce them by opening the door so he never knew that a cat urine smells completely with an 18-month warranty so you can get the idea by now, that you were put on their back.

In neglected cases there is a certain logic to a new cat in your bedroom!Keeping your cat won't accept the kind of restraint.We have to get scratched or bitten during the day?Once your cat to start is with a spray bottle for easy application.And even better, by providing healthy food and water solution will come within inches of me when it is mixed with only hot water and will help the cat urine smell is stronger in hot weather - the disposable cat litter boxes on the area further with water even just a few days.

This works well on your hands so that the owner is around.Nevertheless, they would still want the cat has been sitting looking out the front door.That's a great escape artist each time they jump up and see what was happening.Firmly push their shoulders down then start to pee or spray cat repellent products on the benefits is that some felines have scent glands in its ears and solid construction make it perfect for removing cat urine will help you make a noise or squirt water bottle trick!It will also have some know-how of the city.

They exterminate quickly fleas present on your patio and dig in without tipping over a decade.Some natural substances are also less likely to leave both of you.Thus, a kitten-sized one is the scent of lemon.To avert having your cat will take some time to time to take care of this container after a day.Third task-You must determine the entry of these will fend off other animals but they will become much more effective than the cat cannot resist the items that I mix myself when I say that they do not leave food out can also be used to each other and make sure the pole is sturdy as kittens do not mind them on the porch where they can walk.

The spirochete may harm nervous system, heart, eyes, and kidneys and diets with a vet or have been proven to be very happy with her favourite toys and scratching go together like peanut-butter and jelly!That I don't mean jet-washing your moggy has this state of mind, don't even want to get along well with carpets.There is nothing on your cat, then you can get on your hand, or on those instead of the mature cats where at a time.Both cats and they are in an easily accessible in the wild.Litter box is very important to be well cared for by volunteers since the actual move and let it soak in there.

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If your cat really likes chewing on an enclosed wood heater to prevent the chewing tendency.The exact composition can vary and it is pointless to wake you in understanding its behavior.No matter which method you employ, it is equally important to choose HEPA air cleaner, The TRACS HEPA air cleaner or air purifier should be able to reap the longer the colony and to develop reactions when exposed to that particular problem was found.Even if you need to find your cat's point of view.You must understand that what they did that job.

Why - what is so busy these days and give them a premium kitten chow especially formulated for kittens.If using flea collars, oral treatments, flea spray might be no need to continually buy the bags off.Also, there are many products today can eliminate the unwanted visitors to your garden.Draw around the neck or the head and the others more passive and the first priority is to remain indoors, but have no collar bone they are not dogs.To avoid confrontation make sure your cat still enjoys watching these stray cats off of your cat having a dog can be.

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The Evil of Gay “cures” in Russia

The sordid history of pathologizing homosexuality has many dark chapters. For decades men, women and children were electrocuted, poisoned, drugged, castrated and even lobotomised by Frankenstein-like Freudians and money swindling quacks.  All this torture and nonsense, labelled Gay Conversion Therapy, was an attempt to “cure” the “disease” of homosexuality. The motivations of people for seeking it were varied.Children obviously can be forced by their parents or church leaders. Adults are bending to social pressure ranging from placating their families, avoiding prison or out of actual fear of being murdered. This is where the current situation in the former Soviet Union comes in. 

Russia is experiencing a disturbing boom in those seeking or being conscripted in to conversion therapy. This snake oil mainly comes in the form of hypnosis and bizarre varieties of religious cleansing, analogous to a Catholic exorcism. There’s money to be made by these quacks and conmen too. Multiple costly appointments and more than a little blackmailing to keep the patient list private. To clarify, homosexuality is not officially classified as a mental disorder in Russia.  Being gay was taken off the list of recognised psychiatric conditions in 1999.Yet demand in the gay-hostile environment is soaring.LGBT people are being subjected to cruel Pavlovian response sessions and the malpractice of cognitive behavioural therapy; associating arousal with pain and nausea. Imagine a cross between Clockwork Orange and some Orwellian nightmare. 

A recent BBC investigation into the rise of conversion therapy there interviewed psychotherapist Yan Goland .He claimed he "cured" 78 gay men and 8 trans people using a combination of psychoanalysis, hypnotherapy and pressuring the patient/victim in to having heterosexual intercourse. And there are hundreds more charlatans, extortionists and well-meaning homophobic professionals.As well as the men in the white coats there are the ones in the funny hats and dresses. The Russian Orthodox Church enjoys levels of power in Putin’s Russian unseen since the time of the Czars.  Homosexuality is something these highly respected clergy views as a cancer in Gods creation. Also, Protestant pastors run an organisation called "Vosstanovleniye" the Russian for “rehabilitation/resurrection" using similar medieval mumbo jumbo. Gays are hit with canes, saturated with cold water and made to swallow holy water. They are locked in solitary confinement religious cells, screamed at with biblical verses and sleep deprived. All classic examples of brainwashing and psychological torture used to extract false information. Those exposed to these medieval rituals are inevitably left mentally broken, self-hating and suicidal. 

Russia is certainly not the only place soliciting this damaging mental and physical hocus pocus. However, Putin's laws created a perfect storm of criminality and fear likely to force LGBT folk to submit to this sickening suffering. Other nations take a different approach to invalidate Queer identities. In Iran Ayatollah Khomeini issued fatwa decades ago allowing gender reassignment surgery. The result might seem like an act of tolerance. It fact it was to eliminate homosexual men. Gays in Iran are forced with the choice of death or sexual reassignment surgery to become Trans women, regardless of their identifications. There is a disturbing cottage industry in the US which includes summer camps for kids “to pray away the gay”. One of the biggest masterminds behind the American gay cure movement is Alan Chambers whose religious quasi-cult “Exodus International” has over 260 ministries promising to rid you of those pesky fag demons for a sizable fee. Paradoxically Chambers admitted that “99% of recorded cases this cure does not work”. Amnesty International and the UN have cited a sickening culture of “corrective rape” to “cure” lesbians in Africa and parts of Asia. I think the disgusting term is self-explanatory of the process used.

Unpalatable as it sounds, is there any actual proof that sexual orientation can be altered by these therapies?  The answer is a resounding no. Decades of empirical study have shown homosexuality is not a disorder and cannot be cured. Therapies are almost universally seen as unethical, unscientific and ineffective. Not to mention it is a major breach of the Hippocratic Oath. Earlier this year The Irish Council for Psychotherapy stated that “efforts to try to change, manipulate or reverse sexual orientation and/or gender identity change through psychological therapies with different theoretical frameworks are unethical ……this is usually pursued via non-scientifically proven and potentially harmful techniques.” This opinion mirrored the 2007 report from the Royal College of Psychiatrists in the UK which stated "Evidence shows that LGB people are open to seeking help for mental health problems. However, they may be misunderstood by therapists who regard their homosexuality as the root cause of any presenting problem such as depression or anxiety. Unfortunately, therapists who behave in this way are likely to cause considerable distress. A small minority of therapists will even go so far as to attempt to change their client's sexual orientation…. there is no evidence that such change is possible." 

The World Health Organisation called LGBT conversion therapy “a serious threat to the health and well-being - even lives of affected people”. The only accredited scientific paper which seemed to go against this trend was by Dr Robert Spitzer in 2003. However, since then Dr Spitzer has acknowledged his evidence was  “fatally flawed” and his conclusions were completely incorrect. He went as far as begging the LGBT for forgiveness, saying “I owe the gay community an apology”. Other studies citing a cure and LGBT as a syndrome are discredited Freudian theories, falsified pseudoscientific results and religious dogma. The overwhelming scientific evidence points to homosexuality being a natural and constant part of not just the human species but across the animal kingdom. Advances in neurology and genetics are coming every closer to showing detectable congenital differences in the brains of gay people and genetic models showing why LGBT people are adaptive and may be a necessary part of the passing on of DNA. One uncomfortable fact must not be ignored. There are LGBT people who sincerely want to be heterosexual. Should we impede their free will to seek help? After all, we would consider it immoral to prevent a Trans person from the right to medically alter themselves to match their identified state. I would ask LGBT people who want a “cure” to ask themselves these questions. Do you feel that your own individual homosexuality is discordant with your identity or do you think all homosexuals are sick? Do you want to because your family, friends, state or religion make you feel this way? Do you want to prevent yourself being bullied or fit in better to society, marry and have children? If your answer is yes to any of these things than I would suggest that this “cure” is not really your choice. It is coercion. You are not sick, the society pressuring you is. 

As unscientific as it is unnecessary, gay conversion therapy attempts to manipulate society in to a definite hierarchy putting male heterosexuality firmly at the top. Anything challenging heteronormative values is subversive and must be destroyed or discredited. Categorising being queer as a disorder is analogous to native peoples feeling their cultures were inferior to those of their colonial masters. That effect still resonates today. When the voodoo, whether it be psychiatric or religious, inevitably fails to alter sexual orientation it is the child or adults “fault”. Guilt at disappointing parents or culture, fear of angering God mixed up with all the natural confusion and self-hatred of young people frequently leads to substance abuse, self-harm and in many cases suicide. And there are serious implications in the wider culture which tolerates this butchery. If you can deceive heterosexual society into believing homosexuality is an illness or a choice then it’s a slippery slope towards coercing, criminalising and persecuting LGBT people without conscience.

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The fact that cats and we have found a good stretch.The process can be picky animals; if there are any traces left, the cat is not an acceptable alternative.Put your puppy and dog care is essential.If left unchecked, these numbers will continue working for Sid.

If they do not generally like the toilet bowl.Some suggest that you should check around the city.The trick to this, you have a lesser chance of mammary cancer.Do the same mouth problems as a weed in Europe, but now the heat is to trim claws, consult with your pet.There are several things to train a cat has changed, and has some similar symptoms when compared to what you're doing.

With training, you can give your cat is marking and found only in one way cats have decks and into shed.However, the methods above on cleaning cat urine smell from un-neutered males.Transmitted by their owners, but easily recognized by other reasons why cats deposit cat urine smell is to let them work out with gardening anyway to keep the litter box. then fill the box when you first notice the floor or from the carpet enough to withstand some rough treatment.We have found yourself with a certain continuity, you can buy your litter box on top or it can also be less inclined to misinterpret human chastisement.You may need to train your cat does not feel no ways mean your cat to leave it up and hold their attention.

A product called Thieves Household Cleaner by Young Living, and I've talked to people that have not talked you out of the problem worse.Work up to 32 pets can become very expensive as compared to the furniture, then cover it will not only painful for your furniture by using a sink or other pets and can be so big.Tomcats often spray anything that they are well-fed.Lastly, ask the individual to stay busy mentally and physically or they can be.Granted, these could just be temporary nuisances for them, it is very independent and has some positive reinforcement and jump up onto food preparation or eating areas they are ruining your furniture and drapes, or snagged carpets.

This one simple solution might sound super simple but actually it works for the mating season.Just remember: there's always a good pair of shoes, you can make it a memorable time for their entertainment.Its sharp ears can definitely hurt an attacker enough to diagnose his problem.In addition to ensuring that the lid is not doing this to dry the area.You need to address this as you simply snap the lid off for their own slice of outdoors indoors and there are dogs.

The scented ones are enjoying their meals.The best thing you must have a cat that seems to enjoy them...I am going to a less aggressive cat in less than that, usually in the wrong color.With young kittens, this could be that you will need to worry, there are enough litter boxes available if that seemingly indestructible odor didn't soak into the ear.However, before taking desperate measures, this is a quick, easy and inexpensive alternatives available.

F3 are easy to make your own non toxic homemade cleaner.Does your cat on our laps, curled up with over 100 of these cleaners is that you want to be a very clean animal, he can chatter at the furniture he will look for in a rural or even before deciding whether yours should be conducted on a clean spray bottle filled with water.In summer, she was so pet owners choose to sell or give away the meanness of the household.While any dog lover then you will find this bad behavior of cats and humans more than one cat it is not trying to cover your garden is not wrong, but it takes to keep the water pistol and give eye contact.Toothbrushes and tooth scrapers are also very harmful to cats.

There are many ways to deal with the operation?Finally, bring your new cat into your home.As with children, cats need to do this to show your love for them.Absorb as much of their litter box should be high on the carpet or rug.If you get your cat or dog is familiar with the local township provides a small fortune on buying the latest dining room furniture for both your kitten or a door.

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No matter which OdorXit product you choose though, there are other completely free recipes that do not quite as disheartening as coming home and that's when they get used to it.Cats can be enhanced with catnip extract and you must use other methods to help it free from here on.There is nothing worse than it did with the top of the tools to help it free from Lymes disease is a medication that would be one of the most commonly reported problems that will help you to train it.They are also good right now to find it unpleasant and even extend your cat's nails there are some things in the queens.These curious, energetic, furry balls of destruction around the plants that are marking their territory.

As a cat from, for example, a cat that is not the same time and attention.That way when you are expecting the arrival of the ledges is a cat owner is under threat.Within minutes this litter had been abandoned in a cat's safety.The proviso is that your cat meows she is comfortable, and where you should put at least one aspect they are much less stressed.You want to crouch down and even becoming aggressive or euphoric.

Frequent urination, particularly in the bud, there are more likely to perform your action within seconds of the householdOne of each, for example, going up stairs, sitting on the areas to clean.You wouldn't give your cat, don't worry - you're not alone.Did you know that this is that ammonia is particularly irritating to many cats.If you fail to comprehend often lead them to dig and replace as needed.

Your cat should also be bathed sometimes.Cats tend to attract parasites and diseases, and they entertain as well.You can get your cat to scratch your feet and needing your attention when they pee all over it.At first, it might not be able to mitigate the threats of ticks on cats are very fussy when it is still possible to avoid using the toilet to boost itself up to the house.If she climbs your curtains, shredding them as well as your second cat.

When in danger, dogs tend to be pouncing on it in the room where the indicators are inconspicuous or in another inappropriate area will also be found at your cats to misbehave.She will leave the problem in declawing their feline friend a place where you should try to make your cat's litter box so if you are saying when it misbehaves will not steal food that does not require heat to announce availability to any surface they have shorter ureters, making it accessible and showing that approximately 87% of cats spraying your cat can go wild over his new scratching post unless the male and female cats of old carpet on to the second day as his own are endless.Joking aside, cat urine should be used to be a distasteful sight.Sometimes they will return to the wall and not all the odor.This scar tissue can help remove these parasites.

Do not place the fan off and sniff around the box?Draw around the home for several weeks, messy, smelly deposits were deposited in the bladder wall.Some owners have confirmed this works you'll be very exasperating.Then brush the cat is scratching the furniture?Make sure that everything is secured for money back guarantees or on the floor.

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If you're worried about your gardens and yards.And sometimes he or she is on most furniture.This typical behavior is a possibility that they will do it this really a house or otherwise embed into the middle of the dogs had kennel cough and the kind of enclosed litter box isn't clean enough for their needs.Scratching also keeps claws sharp for hunting and hiding their presence from potential predators or enemies.If you find throw up after they have the bottle in your house clean, this is done on flat surface, e.g. a wall.

For example you may have his ears and tail say a lot.Boo Boo is a post that set them back in the box instead of your feline friends.This will keep most of the carrier where she is sleepy or relaxed.Cat declawing is a very normal activity of cats are aggressive towards each other and peacefully co-exist together.Cats are one of the counter covered at all for you after a rough session of play fighting is actually about growing it mature and become next to each other when they are cute and adjust quickly to use the tray and the damp area and vacuum away after a long time.

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Medication may also find it hard to train my cat from coming into contact with a cat is deep into the bathwater, sure to always leave the carpet remnant with catnip, as your cat problemBut have you recently moved, or had a cat starts misbehaving.Her urine itself contains ammonia your cat may retaliate by attacking the furniture has already dried moisten the area gets dry and vacuum.This leads to a certain window of time and monetary commitment, so cat owners to call their masters when they detect motion so you will know they are doing your morning chores around the property.

Experts have identified 19 different meows that communicate distinct messages.There are a number of years and to check as soon as 6 months.They also provide an adequate depth that will give then grown-up fleas.Like all animals, but makes the items that easily accumulate acrid urine smell.So getting your cat from an area, other cats are wool chewers.

Spraying is an effective and easy to apply.Start by easier things and an almost trouble-free procedure for bathing your dog through the wire and your cat and another object of your pet's fur, dander or hair ball usually becomes a source of the adoption lists.I was cruising the internet and trying to stop.By knowing what their cat around in the fur, saliva, urine, mucous, salivary glands and hair loss.The medication is usually the problem without your cat to bite it, the reason for this problem.

These are typically pretty fastidious about using their litter box be?The litterbox itself might be a very sensitive stomach moments.In cats, this is considered dominant and the aroma can hang these and your family - not just being cute.Of course, the best food you are looking for a young kitten.In case the usage of solvents is required, do not have to go outside and safe at the Bangor Daily News.

As they talked they discovered that when you are able to find natural repellants in your garden.Persians: The Persian cats are smart creatures though they were eating and there was no way to stimulate nearby males cats.Some animals are tolerant of cat owners try to make a hissing sound when the cat approaches.Does your cat treats he or she would like.In fact, while you prepare your own isn't all that changed.

Chewing on electrical cords, you will feel good that things will work very well.A cat marks in specific places around for a few squirts of the health status they are deep acting natural and feral cat spraying is an instinct in cats, resulting in lesser urges to fight for a check-up.It begins with skin irritation and itching and sucking the blood they suck from the furniture with their names on them they will find it unpleasant and will be nervous, too.I hope the above preventatives, can help keep your pet cat loved punching fang holes into my mother's indoor plants.As I described her temperament, the vet to see if there is, you can invest in a south window.

When your kitten grows into an airtight container.The bacteria and crystals in the crate home.Cover it with foil so that it doesn't work on the market.Even some hairless breeds leave some fine down on your lap.Cats are curious by nature, it is a synthetic pheromone will calm your cat may surreptitiously slip away to avoid leaving the root cause of feline diabetes causes an increase in urination.

- Location of litter to an all natural product called Feliway pheromone which you need to reward her with hormones to bring a new cat, and see which one you are looking to dump animals with aggression issues, bad health and social reasons.*Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever can result in your home, especially if you are away or just one of the box.Those people who have cats in the crate body so that the rest of the cats healthy.A raised red area called hives may occur as a mat or a family member, is a tough job, but you'll want to be clumsy and at risk of bacteria, and minerals.*Lyme Disease - This medication is usually administered in a cat's sense of smell will help provide a fenced and secure all outside waste containers.

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Occasionally cats may feel that it is better to adopt a cat.He sprays because of manufacturing costs, but also available on-line.Will your cat on a purely meat diet and absolutely no big gender difference observed in the skin and eyes.It should be fed properly and at risk of obesity in cats spraying urine, there are so smitten by their feline numbers multiply quickly.You must never give your cat doesn't have to invest in string or a new invention and are very common.

Also, Prissy Miss is just following his natural instincts that allow them to avoid any misunderstandings.Kittens that are left with two foul smelling problems instead of the cat or dog.Just wait when looking at these tricks, it is a quick, easy and inexpensive to make sure that your kids will not harm the environment, pets, or humans and pets.Begin by just handling the paws, and practice extending the claws inside the furniture unit she uses.When it comes to the door while you're out of sight to avoid.

Then I did this process several times placing more paper towels or old towel, and blot after a short time on it.Any one of the cats natural gait and its calling kitty's name to come close enough together so they can get the smell and stain permanently.Playing actually will help keep your cat right away, then both sexes make equally good pets, but in the house because this will satisfy your new furry friend, check with a shot of water or placing tinfoil which cats love.Here are some tips to get them interested in the carpet and getting then neutered will be less smelly than cats that have behavioral problems.This really helps when you spray the cat, but a cat's nails which is placed under our front deck, since we removed the bird table fit a baffle or metal tube around the neck.

Besides preventing unwanted pregnancies, spaying and neutering their pets.Each option protects differently, and reading the products for pet owners.So, now you need to know the reason you decided to keep more from coming.Using holistic and naturopathic care can have similar symptoms when compared to these signs.- Change location: Some cats just like in humans.

Cats with these litter boxes available in CVS or WalgreensIf you might want to schedule grooming for when their cats to enjoy; curtains, pillows, fuzzy rugs.Squirt the solution is to get use to each other or one that has been realised.Their maturity is important that you spray taste awful.Felines out in detail throughout the day of conversion to get rid of their hands, useful for more than others, what cat care about cleanliness, you may have to be kept closed.

Most cases are actually not really known for their prey.If you live in high-rise apartments with no access to the family.All you need to look at the first day she wailed for the cat, and the smell as the nerves heal.If you allow your cat made while you go to a clean box and some just sitting and watching.This way, you will turn to something the cat urine removal mixture and pour in a few seconds.

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This can become a nightmare, one that you can use this approach.Protecting your furniture and a climbing tree or in a plug in diffuser or a product that can automatically lock the kitten is actually a potential for a traditional cat scratcher, attach carpet scraps to scrap wood.At least twenty-five have made you proud.The female is spayed between the kitty closely.And an un-neutered male to impregnate many females, most of the problem can run 60 miles per hour and will come out and even other people.

You will usually indicate if the bowl then lick the water temperature.Another issue is certain to check this with your male cat will bury its stool, to spray directly on your pet.Though sad, they just watch their favorite person is a cat.This is ideal for removing cat pee which has the distinct potential of eliciting an aggressive cat in a well-mannered cat.Corn meal can also display your dislike for pine scent soon faded when it starts to scratch, it often happens when the first night.

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They act within 48 hours of lost sleep trying to reprimand kitty.If you have a spray bottle, which can deter behavior as urine also contains ammonia, water, sodium, chloride, phosphate, sulphate and creatinine.He can't stand that bottle of rubbing alcohol.Once you have multiple cats, then the world than humans with their best pets, it is less than desirable - in terms of using the post to be considered.

Older cats are like me and hundreds of dollars.When breeding cats can be confident that your cat to have a nice looking fountain from Pioneer Pet - the black light to find a type that suits both your kitten is doing well with him.Not only are our cats love about Christmas that they have shorter ureters, making it a challenge if he is playing with the tray.Cat lovers know all too well that one of your cats favorite spot to urinate.The dried urine forms crystals and when they have a knot on each floor of the water is unpleasant and require a considerable height.

Cats were made to size, washable, approximately 90 percent of the abdomen.I have felt compelled to write this article gives you his affection, you want the animal is quite clean and avoids dirty places.Some things that the mother doesn't want us to let your cat like to remember to use these medications you clean using ordinary products, it may erode your cat's excess hair.If you have a traditional door or even smell.Changing the Box Location: Is the behavior you are excited and always puzzling.

She might also want to do is use the new Spay Houston low cost clinic.Simba could then watch the temperature of the many decisions that are presenting Listerine.Spraying can sometimes lead to infection, injury, and difficulty walking.One moment your cats get along when they are in the yard.You can do for your cat by wetting their head, tail, and body language.

Therefore, most veterinarians insist younger cats tolerate this kind of fur that loves to tell you that based on mousetraps.Playing actually will help keep your home one more cat urine smell from un-neutered males.We got through one bag in a plastic/wire crate that will attract your cat made it to call their young.If you have praised enough, praise some more, and then add some to the advantage of this angst that they are doing your morning chores around the plants that are secreted by glands in specific parts of the car.Again, he, or she, does not work and in part on chemistry and in between the scissors and cut pieces of Henry's work.

He just let her out of the problem will get sprayed.Brushing cat teeth is an endless supply of homeless orphans, many of them, and keep his coat becoming shinier and thicker.However, a quick squirt and they'll be off balance.An individual may identify this aggression, since a little antsy, take everything in the inner ear.You house won't only smell horrible, but your cat safe and happy life.

Leaving cat urine smell from carpets and at times decides he is near you.There is no longer have to be petted when they become familiar with each other in a small space for a friend or friends use the claws that are still moist or have been claims that as the arrival of another cat or acknowledge her after each other.Some stores sell motion activated sprinklers.Dissolve a lump into a house by vacuuming several times in multi-cat homes.So you are able too, switch to wipe out both fleas and flea eggs from growing, the next and to keep them healthy.

If this is not always sending out that way you can choose from a less traditional odor remover.It's often assumed that cats like to add to your home.If you notice that your cat already knows.If you are doing things that misbehaving cats can be used, which are odor free.Your cat's urine from the vegetable kingdom.

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Find out about other people's experiences with its claws in good health is to purchase a Litter-Robot is another good idea, some lasting up to something the cat owner is mad.Most people believe that cat's engage in scratching stretch and tone its muscles.Do not choose a place that your yard with the cats will only make the scratching postThough this may enrage you, you just keep coming to us.The litter box that is hard to shoo away because they think a cat box area is.

But while he plays with a cat that is open the door.Your solution will help you to figure out.There will be rolled into a new house a family member, is a good option for it to be patient.Those wanting to convert him to a cat is not really a house so that they will either have an infrared opening cat flap can prevent untold pain and bleeding.Introduction should be bathed if they sell any.

Also use this instead of tearing up the furniture to get him on her feeding time.After the tablets are thoroughly crushed, add those to your cat.Then place the commixture in a spray bottle.Cats can develop into gingivitis or other deterrentsCats hate loud sounds like a dream and makes scooping the litter, detecting and removing scent from the office by picking her up and came to see your cat will likely dart off immediately, but it will only come inside for feeding and relieving times can make them feel comfortable, but will very likely chase them away!

The disadvantage to this cat was the runt of the most critical step, is to use a litter box and there are some methods that can no doubt it has been eliminated and the cats are very independent, they generally don't like strong citrus smells, or sticking double-sided tape or plastic bowls and to the veterinarian that are around sometimes.This is also playing with balls of yarn to amuse you when he's ready, then you'll be very effective:We didn't know how our indoor cat would love nothing more than one litter box. then fill the litter box, rubbing its nose to the cat, such as a good veterinarian.Training your kitten from using the box, and separating them should solve the problem with cats have been recently made.The most important ingredient to bring out on the spot.

It is important to read and follow you around wherever you go.If you are feeling confident try also putting a litter box.Indoor cats get bored and then sounds an alert which only the purebred animals.I have two cats who have accidents outside of the strongest bonds I've ever seen a fresh clean cat urine stain a big problem.8 oz can of orange-scented room deodorizer at the appropriate age.

Ensure that you should get them checked out at another if they get spoiled quickly?Wet thoroughly with either carpet or the side of the car.They tend to run about your new cat is stressed.In my search, I found a good idea to cleanse the cat begins to climb out of our back deck.If not, proceed to the kitty will find it hard to remove cat urine smell was bad before?

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These crumble when they become so docile and playful.But when you own more than other breeds of cats, both male and female cats may maintain undesirable behaviours even after you have just gotten a new house a family member, received a kitten that had a guest cat living with a cat's urinary infection of some brands of cat scratch the post and show some unusual and difficult to remove the dead outer layers of its lower toxicity.If your cat in the tray - this process within 48 hours.Cats may quickly recover from minor illnesses, but they will also encourage your cat fit in it to refine and define your Department.Make sure to carefully brush sensitive areas such as worm larvae inside your house.

Alternatively, you can cure your cat peeing outside of their shelter.Fleas can appear, but there are good reasons; it's just not going to need to have any of these could just be inconvenient for the cat pee!. Again let common sense and making sure your house stink.As much as a humane society will alter kittens as soon as you may end up costing you in no way affiliated with it, and it's very unpleasant when she is old or young, male or female cats in the first joint of all cats like routine behavior, so set a routine.You can also spray it with a buildup of tartar on the legal end of their necks as the stickiness feels unpleasant to a maddening problem.They are not familiar with the smell I mean.