#i thought it was so funny

[vspin]

"#wyll is the best#honestly started to love him when i had the fish people worship me and he started joining in on the chant"

He WHAT. Do I gotta make a whole new character now just to witness this?!

Have you found the fish people in the Underdark? You can convince them to worship you and they name you Mahkloompah.

[conanshipsbyler]

this was a lot funnier in my head.

[fuckmatpat]

when I joined my art class group call and heard that MatPat was retiring I genuinely cheered.

this is so real. i share a similar sentiment (yelled "LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!")

[jazzkrebber]

shadow and bone season two spoilers!!!

Wylan: wow! look! the extremely rare Datura Meloxia! I'm honored to be able to see these amazing flowers and their symbiotic relationship with these beautiful butterflies!

Tolya: Jesper's in trouble

Wylan: here eat these butterflies that I couldn't care less about

[britneyshakespeare]

had such a good dream last night where mick taylor was stirring up big controversy with the public because he was going around saying "i'm the most famous mick to ever be in the rolling stones." i was like good for her

[colourfulwatson]

Just saw someone on Twitter say that they didn’t like The Hobbit because “Bilbo is not the sort of character that fits in an action story”…… as if…… as if that’s not the whole point

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

I love that, when making Saw 0.5, Leigh Whanell and James Wan were like "okay, we're making the short film of this genuinely terrifying and fucked up concept of being kidnapped and forced to be in a death trap where you only have a short amount of time to survive. And we'll have this doll the serial killer communicates through as to not reveal their identity and we gotta make sure the doll looks creepy as well, since it belongs to a serial killer and all." And after that whole terrifying concept they were like "the serial killer doll needs a cute little hat!!!"

[barrygeuse]

i've been tackling madhouse and during the barn fight my partner joked about the guitar playing being lucas shredding live. i can't stop thinking about it

[miilkybnn]

PUT THE HORNY ON TWT !!! TRUST !!

anon from the past this is milky from the future you'll never believe what i did

[ourunmei]

Percival: do you think Ominis would see it coming if I put my arm around him?

Sebastian: Percy...I don't think he sees anything...

Percival:...!! Sebastian!

[virtualtear0]

Slight Oathbringer spoiler

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(Dalinar and Stormfather talking)

"Do you know where they are?"

Only one, he said with a rumble. I... have seen Ishar. He curses me at night, even as he names himself a god. He seeks death. His own. Perhaps that of every man.

It clicked: "Stormfather!"

Yes?

"Oh. Uh, that was a curse... Never mind."

[mamaestapa]

the look of horror on my dads face when i told him i was going to marry a professional athlete or be on the bachelor someday was PRICELESS

also might update tonight, we’ll see what happens

[h0wv3ry]

netflix’s the sandman ep9 spoilers

dream of endless 🤝 the witch from into the woods

vowing to steal a child

before they are born

[disastergoose]

I told my brother I got a tattoo of an eye on my hip to represent the spiritual struggle of Jacob wrestling the angel, and he was like oh so actually a lot of scholars think it’s unlikely that the accurate translation is that God popped his hip out. apparently the more likely translation is something like “and then God punched Jacob in the dick”

[toontowncreepypasta]