#i was like no fcuking way man

[fuckmatpat]

when I joined my art class group call and heard that MatPat was retiring I genuinely cheered.

this is so real. i share a similar sentiment (yelled "LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!")

[waluijoe]

friendships are too difficult. only got like three of them left and yet, it's a hassle. one of them is "ill hit u up whenever it benefits me and my time", okay, clear. another one is new and fun and we vibe very well but alas her sleeping schedule is so messy & we're both so chaotic that we can only do things together when she deems it so/makes it. but she shows me kindness i'd forgotten existed lmao like asking "how are you" or saying crazy shit like "i could've just helped you with that you know ?" (insane.) (pple like this exist ? fr)

third one is me being a therapist friend to a Very depressed person who doesn't listen to my advice and queries for them to see a therapist/psychiatrist, dumps their trauma/bad days/self hate on me and repeats them to anyone who will listen like my words & presence don't even matter at all, cuts me off often when i try to talk, ignores my words when that i try to bring up whats going on in my head, and constantly reminds me they have "no friends at all, no one" even though ive been here FOR YEARS adapting the way we work to make it fit and make it better, or to listen, or to laugh. and also yells/is a shit at their dog which triggers me and which i cannot escape if i wanna spend time with them. a beautiful combo. and of course i love them, and they're nice to me, and sometimes they tell me they appreciate me and i know they must mean it. but,,, like... its a lotttt idk how to act.

man all the people i've ever had as friends Hated themselves, or were su£cidal, or were heavily depressed/anxious. and me too like, i get the struggle so badly. but most of these people don't care to deal with me or my mental health at all, they don't ask how i've been, what i enjoy, what i do, & they share a lot of their heavy stuff with me all the time without asking, and they don't care that much to share other things&moments with me that much except to not be alone. and like. i'm a mess, and i'm not very healthy, and i'm pathetic most days, sure, but also i do deserve to be appreciated and known. and i want to appreciate and love my friends too. and i want to create stuff together, to lift each other up, or to try methods together and build something if we can. and i fled my family exactly due to being the therapist child, so having the exact same trauma responses/fleeing attitude/anxiety as i did with them now into my closest friendship fkcing Sucks ass. and i knooow its scary to go see a therapist, but like.. you have the mOney. you have the time. you have the ressources, and if you dont, i'll help youuuu. so just do yourself a favor right,,, i was the exact same of course i get it.

people really hate themselves sm that they go on to punish themselves from any type of help or break in the cycle like. pleaseeee listen to me, please do it for the tiny friend in your pocket or you from the future. fucking Call me to meditate until it works, i don't knooow, but coming in with the heavy heavy shit, and being like "no i cant do this with you right now" and LEAVING like im not a person with worry and feelings like heyyoooo you dumb bitch people love you actually don't be like that. be responsible !!! text me a "yo, doing better, watching tv, didnt off myself" idk we can be casual abt this right just be civil don't treat me like a dirty dog i swear

[felicia-the-sissyconsultant4]

REBLOG this post if you too wanna wear a dress because you're a woman inside 💦

You should always wear things which show your real self. Your true identity is not of a man but of a ¢um$lut💅

Don't even try to fool yourself or others by pretending to be a man. No-one believes you. Not even you💋

You're a $lutty gal who wants to get her as$h0le fcuked like a dirty wh0re. You wanna such things done to you by h0rny men which even professional h00kers don't allow men to do to them🌺

Am I right or am I not wrong ?

It'll be thousands times better for you if you pursue being one with your real identity and sexuality. You'll go a long way and be happy and contented🍑

Start $!ssifying yourself today and don't look back👗

CL!CK the L!NK below and enroll yourself in my $!ssy-training program👇

[swelling-ftm-belly]

Big & Pregnant for Xmas

I laughed it off when you first told me that you wanted to start a family with me. But here I am, caressing my belly while your twins are kicking inside me.

I looked at my swelling belly in disbelief, my body was so pregnant and was so marked by you; the man I tried to reject many, many times. 

When we first met, I liked the way you’d look at me, with intense desire in your eyes, and I played hard to get. I wanted to see how badly you wanted me; I'd toy with you as I pleased, leading you on but never giving in. 

I’d give you a small taste of what you so desperately craved, I’d let you get your brief kisses, your tongue casually on my neck, I’d let you feel me up, your hand squeezing my perky butt. Id’ never let you have your way, and I knew what you wanted, you wanted to bury your rock-hard cock deep inside my tight hole.

You were relentless, and I never wanted to give in to you. It was one of those times when we got together after I’ve been giving you the cold shoulder for a while. I remember how you were so hungry for me, for my body, but I don’t remember how we ended up in your place, on your bed, and I’d never remember when or how you managed to take off my boxer, both sweaty and totally lost in the moment; your hand reached down my crotch, I was dripping wet already, my t-cock engorged and so hard for you. You put the tip of your hard cock over mine, and rubbed it there, your pre-cum mixed with me wetness, it felt so good, I lost all my defenses, and as I slightly opened my legs, the tip of your cock moved lower, gently pressing against my opening, then you grabbed my hips and plunged your member deep inside me. I was embarrassed by how eager my hole was, to grip and swallow your cock so deep, I heard myself moan shamelessly, while you grunted and devoured my neck, I heard you breathe into my ear, “I can’t believe I’m finally inside you, babe.” 

And I just let you fuck me, that night, many times. I just let you shoot load after load into my unprotected womb, you told me you were saving yourself for me. 

I took so mucc ccum, I was leaking for a couple of days afterwards, and I promised myself this was going to be a one time thing, never again. But then you showed up at my place one day, you walked up to me, and whispered in my ear, “I want to fuck you hard, and raw.”

You took me back to your place, many, many times. And I always said, jokingly, “if you keep coming inside me like that, you might get me pregnant.” and it’s not like I can get pregnant, right? I’ve been told so many times that testosterone would make it highly unlikely. I was so, so careless. But then you said, “I’m going to knock you up, yes. I wanna have a big family with you, babe.”

I thought it was too late for me to start a family, let alone a big one. So I didn’t think much of it, until I was gaining weight mysteriously, soo I went and got a test.

I showed up at your day the same day, holding my then faint-baby pump, your eyes rested on my belly, I said, oout of breath, "I am four months pregnant."

You were so elated you carried me to bed and fcuked me passinately for hours.

time flied and I was already so big with your twins at 5 months, and at six months everyone was starting to notice, especially my friends.

In the beginning I was so embarrassed; I used to tell my friends that I’d never allow you to touch me, claiming that I never found you attractive, that you were not my type. I couldn't hide the fact that I was heavily pregnant with your twins, and you loved to show me off at every chance.

At our Christmas gathering I was huge, my aching pregnant body at 8 months was strained by the weight of your twins, but I loved every minute of it, you’d touch my massive belly possessively and I enjoyed letting you show me off to family & friends; everyone knowing how you claimed me. 

At the end of the evening while everyone was busy unwrapping gifts, you put both your arms around me from behind, resting your palms on my belly, whispered in my ear, “I can’t wait to knock you up again soon, babe, just in time that you gonna be big & pregnant like this for next Christmans.”  

You squeezed my swollen chest, and buried your nose in my neck, I could feel myself getting all wet and flustered, I breathed heavily between your arms, and said, “Me too.”

[felicia-the-sissyconsultant3]

REBLOG this post if you too wanna wear a dress because you're a woman inside 💦

You should always wear things which show your real self. Your true identity is not of a man but of a ¢um$lut💅

Don't even try to fool yourself or others by pretending to be a man. No-one believes you. Not even you💋

You're a $lutty gal who wants to get her as$h0le fcuked like a dirty wh0re. You wanna such things done to you by h0rny men which even professional h00kers don't allow men to do to them🌺

Am I right or am I not wrong ?

It'll be thousands times better for you if you pursue being one with your real identity and sexuality. You'll go a long way and be happy and contented🍑

Start $!ssifying yourself today and don't look back👗

CL!CK the L!NK below and enroll yourself in my $!ssy-training program👇

[cheezitthefuzz]

ive never watched star trek before but i wanted to watch the haha funniy lizard thing everyone was talking about

commentary that makes no sense to anyone but me time

wow he looks really... mildly disappointed at being dead. "aw man, I'm dead? what a bummer"

i saw "The Doctor" in the credits and got fuckign whiplash, like, "was this a crossover episode and nobody mentioned that"

ah, him being dead was a simulation/training thing, that explains it

man they're kinda assholes to this... waiter? i think?

well that was a lot of scifi tech jargon that somehow seemed almost understandable, i'm impressed

ah, so it's nukes. they're talking about nukes here.

OH MY GOD THE WAY THEY WAKE HIM UP IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

damn 16 minutes in and still no lizards, where's my lizards

holy shit i thought that guy was the main character

nope hes fucking dead now

WHAT THE FUCK

HES. ALIVE????????

those last 4 lines also apply to the bible

JESUS FUCK IS THAT HIS TONGUE

oh lord hes slimy now

is he gonna become the lizards

36 minutes in and there's still no lizards

its only a 45 minute episode

am i watching the wrong episode

YOOOOOOO

LIZARD

THEYRE FCUKING LIZARDS NOW

no way. did they just kill the lizards. without a second thought.

please for the love of god tell me that was a stunner or smth.

LIZARD BABIES??

AND THE HUMANY LOOKIN GUYS JUST ORPHANED THEM

HUMANOIDS ARE FGUCKING ASSHOLES

oh thank god it was a stun thing

still

they turned the lizards back into humans >:(((

at least they left the baby lizards in the pond or whatever

[gayonetta95]

Smut imagine NSFW 🔞🔞🔞

  Henry Cavill X Male Reader imagine

<Warnings> Read at your own risk 🤪🔞🔞🔞

*Henry has been gone for almost a year on shooting the witcher and seems very stressed. Y/N really misses his man and also misses having him inside of you so better way to be prepared and tease the big bear and have him take his stress out on you. Henry's plane finally lands and is on his way home so Y/N decides to put on his dark red jockstarp and just wait in the bedroom for his man. Y/N hears the door unlock and closed , you can hear his footsteps getting closer and closer to you guy's room and can see the door knob turning and the door opening. Henry's eyes widened as he is sees Y/N in a jockstrap in bed playing and doing circular motions on your hole.

-Y/N: (moaning his name) come here big boy and take out that stress on me

*Henry does so and just drops his luggage to the side and approaches Y/N. "What's all this" says the big man. "A little welcoming gift just for you" Y/N replied. With that Henry gets you to stop playing with yourself and decides to take it from where you left off and starts to finger your hole.

-Y/N: (moaning) Ah Fuuucckk Henry

-Henry: who's a good boy for Daddy

-Y/N: (moaning) im a good boy, fuck i need you inside Daddy

*Henry starts to remove his clothes until he is all naked, Henry can see how desperate you want him which turns him on even more. As Henry is now naked he decides to tease you now. He begins teasing your desperate hole by sliding his Cock between your ass while the two of you kiss. Y/N moaning "fuck Henry, please fuck my tight hole" Henry smirks it off and gives his whimpering boy what he wants. Y/N moans and whimpers Henry's name as Y/N can feel Henry slide in his Thick, Meaty and Veiny Cock in your hole. Y/N is even more turned on when he hears Henry's groans as he was sliding it in. Henry begins to pound your hole like an aggressive mad man picking you up from the bed and pressing you up against the wall.

Y/N: (moaning and whimpering) AAH FUCK HENRY AAAH AAH GIVE TO ME DADDY

-Henry: (groaning) you fucking love that

Y/N: (moaning) AAH FUCK AAH FUCK I FCUKING LOVE, GIVE THIS LITTLE SLUT WHAT HE WANTS

*Henry pounds you harder and harder with each moan and whimper he hears from Y/N. Y/N can feel himself about to cum as for Henry well he also feels himself self about to cum

-Henry: (groaning) Fuck Baby im about to cum

-Y/N: (moaning): Aah fuck Daddy im cumming Aaah fuck Aaaah

*Both Henry and Y/N came at the same time which made thing better for the both of you. Henry was thrusting hard as he was pumping his load in load. As you both came, Henry was still carrying you pressed up against kissing you

-Henry: i fucking missed you baby, i fucking missed being inside you

Y/N: i missed you too handsome, i missed having that amazing Cock of yours stretch out my hole. How about we get in the shower and call it a night big guy

[arse-blathanna]

hi hello really loved your ves and roche meta!!!! it's so rare to see people talk about their relationship despite ves being basically one of if not the only one person roche trusts wholeheartedly, so ty for sharing your thoughts!!!

and to add to what you already said about them. you can tell already how much these two care about each other but there's another thing that makes me um...CRY?? if you ask roche for help to fight in kaer morhen, he will refuse if ves dies and when he talks about her death, he looks so fucking devastated and sad like he's about to cry...here's the link if you didn't see: https://youtu.be/DUIdY9kpy0s?si=x060P_n8_-VUZGNS

it's such a minor detail but it shows how much roche cares for her and wants to keep her safe at all costs, because ves isn't just a soldier to him, she's his only family...his little sister/daughter that he loves so much.

horrible HORRIBLE fucking man who will turn the whole world upside down just to make sure his loved ones are safe and alive DEAR FCUKING GOD

but um...if you don't mind, i also want to hear your thoughts about geralt and roche's friendship 😌!! these two old man have such a weird and complicated friendship but it somehow works for them? i dunno, there's something about geralt being roche's some sort of guiden who's words roche values more than anyone, because he knows geralt will make a better judgement, he knows geralt is a better person, more than he will ever be.

also damn that man is truly a pathetic loser with only two friends because no one likes his ass lol 😔

Thank you!

I think that Geralt is someone that Roche feels a particular sort of kinship with. While it's true that most of the time they work together it's not personal as much as it is having roughly aligning goals, Roche does seem to at least enjoy Geralt's company. Regardless, the relationship is mostly transactional and tends towards being professional.

But I think that there's something in Geralt which Roche is able to identify very strongly with. Childhood abandonment, difficult upbringings, adopting and nurturing young girls in violence bc it's the only way they know how (Geralt with Ciri and in the books, Angoulême, and Roche with Ves and Anaïs.) In the case of Ciri and Anaïs in particular there are quite a few more parallels (last heir to a dying throne, valued for the ability to legitimize a claim to a throne more than who they are) which I think Geralt and Roche would both be at least passively aware of.

Geralt is one of the few people Roche will just drop everything for. He's a friend, and we know Roche views people he's close with strongly. Foltest was a father figure, Ves and the Blue Stripes are his family, etc. I have no doubts Geralt is in there too, in some complicated category which Roche won't ever name.

[taikk0]

old art dump!?1!11?!! [part 1]

yeah I really wanted to post these at some point but they're so fcuking ugly they don't deserve to be posted out in the open for all to see 💀💀

like if I were to ever post these one by one I think my dignity would take a huge blow, and that's coming from someone with a massive crater in their chest where their ribcage once was because all their self-respect got absolutely THWACKED out of their body the moment they started simping for the krang. SPOILER ALERT I'm that someone

anyways they're all under the cut peer at your own risk

I know I already posted this here on my improvement post but fun fact: this was the very first fanart I made this year getting back into Rise

also yes there will be commentary, I will always feel the need to explain myself when it comes to things I would greatly want to apologize for 🧍‍‍♂️

WHY DID I DRAW THEM SO HORRIBLY DEFORMED WHO DROPPED THEM RAPH OVER HERE LOOKING LIKE MEGAMIND AND LEOS BUILT LIKE A PIATTOS CHIP

I literally do not remember the context of this at all. not sure if it was a continuation of something, but if it was I can't find the rest of it

don't know how to draw the turtles???? MEME REDRAW BABY

character development is finally realizing Mikey isn't a literal circle lIKE????? WHY IS HE SO BOILED EGG

this was also in my "I have no idea how to properly color" phase, which explains why it's so monotonous compared to the colors I tend to choose now. Everything just looks so murky.... like dirty paint water.....

the mystic door symbol thing doesn't mean anything, I think past Michael just wanted to fill in the space

mikyomix name reveal real?? jk it's always been out, I just haven't mentioned it here, anywho yes hi it's me a Michael

might redraw this soon actually, who knows

this was the very first time I ever actually drew Donnie right, where he didn't make me nauseous just by looking at him, and IT WAS FROM THIS WEIRD SPECIFIC ANGLE FROM SOME REASON. If I ever drew him in a way that looked good it was almost always THIS angle, especially in doodles, it was never ever Donnie actually facing front, it was just him with this weird slouch and his back turned slightly.

am I using too many of whatever "," is, listen I almost flunked English I can't punctuate for crud but I'm trying my best over here ok

(side note: the file name is called "dunkin donuts"???)

this was never supposed to see the light of day, but I think this would be considered fanart of a fanart?? I saw taytei 's species swap au on pinterest before I knew who they were and decided "yk what?? yeah I'll steal it but only for me because I'm bored"

which brings me to the next few drawings

LOOKING AT THESE SENT SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE AND MY DINNER UP MY THROAT I DON'T LIKE THEM

we're moving on I don't like looking at these they're gross 💀

I made a joke about Donnie giving Leo his own tablet because he kept stealing it based on a very old drawing back in 2019 and it led to the idea of Leo turning into an Ipad kid, crusty screen and Ipad case in all its glory

if it wasn't obvious the background is a png of McDonald's because of course they're at McDonald's

ok, this is gonna sound so stereotypically ADHD of me but listen it makes sense lemme explain

so basically, I had a silly thought in my head that I've had for a long while about Donnie being British for no reason with no explanation as to why, it's not a headcanon it's just a funny thought I like to think about (so maybe it's an AU idk)

and I was binging Jack Whitehall (who was British) and it got to the part where he went on a schpiel on Robert Pattinson where he was talking about what it was like to go to school with him and there was this one section where he talks about being in school theatre with him.

and I thought.... "man wouldn't it be funny if that was the disaster twins..." and everything spiraled from there.

I made up this whole Yokai school they would have gone to if they didn't live in the sewers. Donnie is the head of the drama club, he always plays and casts himself as the main character in his own productions that he himself directs because he's just that good at his job. Leo joins the drama club and shows Donnie up, making him a little bit jealous. Leo is only let in because of the club members vouching for him, Which then leads to Donnie treating him poorly and casting him as a tree (SEE WERE COMING FULL CIRCLE) this obviously upsets Leo and ends up giving him more of a reason to become the center of attention, What was supposed to be a drag ended up helping Leo more than harming his chances of ruining Donnie's plans.

Everything then spirals into a competitive back and forth as to who is the better actor. It stops being about who gets to play which part and more about who comes out of this feud alive with a prestigious acting role tied to their name.

That was everything I thought about at the time though I just thought "HAHA DISASTER TWINS HIJINX" and that was it

someone send me that Donnie toy with the big head and maybe I will start writing fanfiction/JJJJJ

I had this idea of Donnie adopting a dog from Todd because it had an attitude and then the dog ended up being just as smart as him helping him solve equations and stuff and eventually it became his lab partner

yeah that paired up with the RotTMNT drama club thing I sound like I have a very weird brain we're moving on

I have to admit this because I really didn't wanna post this without a heads up but yes this is inspired by that one drawing made by h*bermen right before I even knew about what they did and I feel guilty about this one sometimes just by the sheer fact that it's even loosely associated to them :/

I have nothing to say about this one other than I suck at rendering

this drawing of the boys fighting over their childhood blankie was supposed to be a bit of a concept for a comic I wanted to make but never got around to even writing it out,

the gist of it was that the lair was starting to get a bit messy with the things they've hoarded over the last couple of years, so the turtles+splinter decided to clean everything up, managing what to throw away and what to keep

they come across a blanket that they used to have as kids (which was the same blanket from the flashback in hidden city's most wanted) The individual turtles are hesitant at first and decline wanting to keep it, but overtime they start to realize just how much they want their childhood blanket back. They start making excuses and stealing the blanket from one another, insisting that they needed it for something important, which was very much not the case.

soon everything ramps up to the point where their methods of trying to take ownership of the blanket start getting wilder and wilder and hijinx ensues, not long before everyone overtly starts fighting over it like their life depended on it at the climax of the episode.

I didn't really have a plan yet as to how it was going to end, but if I were to make something up on the spot I'd say either:

A.) it's revealed that the blanket was actually splinter's old bath towel that he doesn't use anymore, the turtles are disgusted by this and stop fighting over it. That is until the twist at the end where one of the turtles comes back for it and takes the towel for themselves when no one is around. gross.

B.) Mikey stops the fight before it gets too serious, calling him and his brothers out for acting like savages over a blanket. Soon everyone realizes that the blanket isn't important, the blanket may be of great significance to them, but their memories together will always be more important, and they can't let a simple piece of cloth tear them apart.

and then after everyone else has left and made up, turns out that it was actually Mikey's plan all along to have them stop fighting to keep the blanket for himself.

this is more of a doodle but I had to bring this one up because it's just funny to me

basically, I was drawing Leo and I had two separate layers, I drew Leo photogenically on the layer above with the deranged Leo invisible underneath, and after some time I completely forgot what I drew on the layer below and made it visible again

yeah you can imagine my soul leaving my body

white-eyed Raph freaks me out,,, where did the yellow go,,,,

"I'M SENSITIVE LEO"

this is the only non-turtle drawing in this whole post I think

okay, a bit of a backstory on this one, this was my very first actually finished RotTMNT animation. It was for a trend on TikTok not too long ago where artists would be drawing a character and the character would move to let the artist continue drawing them

This one animation has single-handedly given me so much clout, like holy crap it's literally at 5M views now and it scares me a little 😭😭

for anyone wondering, its this one

YES I AM AWARE OF HOW CRINGE IT IS LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT THE SAME PERSON I WAS BACK IN MAY

or whatever month it was, I have no idea what 5-5 is supposed to mean I can't read tiktok dates

not rise related but oh my word I absolutely do not have an actual art style 💀

donnie gets trolled

very eyestrainy. this is a WIP screenshot from an animation meme I never finished

I still have the Krita file btw, so maybe one day ill get to show u guys the full soon if I ever get around to finishing it

I have no idea why I formatted this the way I did, but I'm assuming this was most likely a doodle right on top of the animation meme I mentioned earlier and I just didn't bother cropping it

yeah idk why I drew them with really big eyes

he's sleep-deprived and done with everything he's about to go apeshit

also, weird brush

when I tell you guys I was SO READY to see Leo die in the movie before any information on it came out

vine reference in 2022 baby

I'll have you guys know this was completely by accident

Anyways that's as much as I could fit in one post!! I have a bit more but ehhh maybe sometime later

these are all in the order I made them in, which explains why it kind of gets better the more you scroll, so I hope your eyeballs have been cleansed even slightly by the newer ones jfdsjfkI

I have no idea how to end this post uh like and subscribe

[canidaezy]

p1- "not much to say" YEAH theres fucking nothing to say about his character because there barely is any. we get the smallest glimpse into his mind and personality and it is entirely warped by the psychosis he is currently experiencing to the point where you cannot accurately extrapolate what he must be like outside of this specific point in time.

cannot stand the majority of p1-lovers for this reason. they love the IDEA of him in their head rather than the character that actually exists!!!

for what he is, hes a great and fascinating element of the game but 11/10? the CHARACTER? his character is *just* the story. he cannot stand alone because of that. you are referring to the story and atmosphere of the game. which is great! its a beautiful work of art! i love it! but youre wrong.

p2- 4.5 out of 10 for p2 fuck off honestly. the only reason given here is "got tired of seeing his design everywhere" uhhh he is from the most popular game in this franchise. he is THE character in the most popular game in the franchise, the only one with any personality, and he is popular because of that. i entirely understand disliking him, but god dislike him because hes a disgusting fucking freak or annoying or whatever like someone i respect would. "4.5/10" he has thousands of times the amount of character as p1. there is so much more you can do with him. because he is an entire character. whereas p1 *is* the story, p2 *is* the gameplay. and you play as him!!

p3- i genuinely cannot comprehend liking p3 more than p2. is it because hes more conventionally attractive? is it because hes more normal? whatever. this rating would stand whatever on its own honestly but paired with the others it drives me insane.

bd- "concept art version was way better" you mean the version from before he had a fucking personality?????!!!!!! man i bought the art book ive seen the concept art he looks exactly the fucking same. he still had the gown. do you mean the only piece of art where he didnt have the gown? the one singular image in which he didnt have the gown, the very same gown which was present throughout the rest of the design process? fuck of

"who gave him that gown? who let him walk outside like that" 1. its a DREAM its a DREAM did you play the game this was revealed in the first minute! even if you just looked at the art it *looks* like a dream because it is one! also the gown is based on the blanket hes sleeping under in the real world and its cute as fuck and such a good detail imo.

hes supposed to look silly sillyness is fucking awesome. this gane franchise is silly. p3 is silly. what do you even want....

and on that note personality-wise he is literally just a cross between p2 and p3.

genuinely convinced this person has NOT played or even looked at the game, and the lack of a rating for alt dude only supports this point.

again! it is perfectly fine to dislike him! but god! have a REASON for it, yknow? one that makes sense. like "hes insufferable and annoying and disgusting and the worst" or "hes just lame and boring honestly" or "i dont like his design/the game, because it doesnt appeal to my taste in art"

redux dude- HE IS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO P1 i cannot IMAGINE having this strong of a difference in opinion between them the changes between them are so subtle.

unless! its as i hypothesized and you only like the made up fanonized versions of these characters

movie dude- fuck you he is so whimsical and cute youre nuts not to find zack wards acting charming and silly....

p4- lower than p3 i fcuking cant. why. the shade to bd is what really kills me. i dont think youve played any of these games honestly. i dont think you know anything about them.

shtopor- i hate this so much "innocent trans icon angel" "bbg" im having trouble talking about how bad this take is on its own because of how violently disturbing it is to me.

c*rkscrew rules is such a garbage game with a shitty translation i refuse to belive this is your second favorite dude with that description honest to god. characterwise hes fucking whatever. hes fine. i love him so much. but 10/10? with that description? im fucking scared more than anything. i imagine it must be a joke but im so revolted i struggle to parse the purpose of it.

[jaythelay]

So...like does anyone just not see the creative potential for Yomih (Your only move is hustle)?

Like...I see one dude doing "cinematic" stuff, and like, bro. This is a tool you could very easily use to make essentially Power Star tier stuff on the fly.

Make some unbalanced characters and go balls to the walls man, people going "unbalanced and not fun to fight" in the comments on cool looking shit, like on god, On God, you play this? Unironically? When you can be Creating? ...Oookay...

I've been experimenting with characters, and how to make shit cinematic and not just a mess of slaps you can barely make out, it's hard, but you absolutely could do it, especially if characters were being made specifically FOR such a concept. Because of the way the game works, you can basically animate on 2s and 3s. Not actually but, you'll kinda see a "gaming" format of such a concept that does work, better on like...6s and 9s honestly.

Some more editing tools, better UI please dear god it's so bad, a better camera, being able to adjust it's position for replays and make replays essentially little editing project files you can adjust and play on the fly, and send to other people to play on their own computer (You're seeing the potential right?), possibly even just slowing down shit at times, would exponentially make this a format people would devote alot of time too. Straight up I don't even see a point in anything but making replays, so, expand upon that, there's a real marketable part here that's actually good for people with the modding community, someone, anyone, how is not one other soul than me and some dude on YT seeing the potential man.

I guess if you were to argue against it, it'd be "cheap" compared to the sprite fight animations of today and yesterday, but I don't care. Throw some Sonic Sprites and OCs n shit in there, have them slap each other, pause for dialogue occasionally, and literally just make something that looks flashy and cool.

Idunno it's just bizarre, one of the few, possibly only times I can really say "Nah man, you're playing this game the right way, and you should be the wrong way"

That's not to say "abandon everything for my idea" just, it's pretty, pretty damn close dude, it's almost perfect in so many ways. Just expand on some creative tools and I assure you this game will absolutely blow the fuck up with everyone.

You cannot look me, in the Fucking, the God Damn Eyes, and tell me, that a majority of people, would not want to make Power Star tier fights On the God Damn Fly.

And it's right there. It's just...not being...fucking expanded on! How?!?!? How do people play this unironically?!?!? Everyone should've gone "Hold up, you made, you made a game, out of this, you made an On The Fly, Sprite Fight Animation Tool, and made it a Fucking Game???"

How does this happen! Oh my god! Is it really that easy? Like, to take something, and just not do the very thing that God Wanted From Us? More Sprite Fight Animations? That you can Fcuking Cook Anywhere because it can Run on A FUCKING TOASTER!? AND IT'S MORE STABLE THAN ANY ADOBE PRODUCT-

GOD

PLEASE

THE POTENTIAL

[spicyicymeloncat]

Crystalised part 2 ep 23, 24, 25, 26 spoilers

Yeah I put them all in one post lol

Ep 23

Again, using minecraft logic

Antonia’s “I fished out the last one it’s your turn” lol wow, she makes it seem like this happens often

Antonia did the “if I had a nickel” meme

Oh frick Nya survived?? Also no legs for Nya??

Ofc casual sexism from the mechanic. She has a name!

Okay Jay didn’t crash!! Hell yeah Jay saving Nya for once!

The mechanic is anti jaya also that was such a sick line jay

Okay her fuckin legs are fine now ig

Also Nya’s gonna become water again :(

I think it’s weird that the Crystal warriors can pass out tho

Again city that never sleeps. Paperboys still gonna do their thing amidst a freaking war

Wu: I can’t do child soldiers

Nelson, pointing at the ninja: wtf are these then???

BENTHO IS COMING BACK :D

HELL YEAH LET NINJAGO CITY FIGHT BACK FOR ONCE

Oh gosh that was sick

ep 24

OH MAN THE THUMBNAIL

Lloyd rlly said frick you man

EXCUSE ME POLICE BUT WTF ARE UR PRIORITIES?? THE MAYOR IS GONE NOW WHAT LAW ARE U EVEN USING

NOOO NOT THE SERPENTINE :[ that’s so sadddd

Lloyd really blew his mind there

MISAKO FINALLY CAME BACK FOR A SEASON

I feel like the prophecy guy was brought up before but idk how to spell his name lol

PIXAL MY BELOVED I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Man zane is on the fritz

Oh god he has no limbs man that’s kinda fcuked up man jeez.

However the the ice emperor schtick is kinda funny

Oh my god he’s in a rucksack

OH MY FUCKING GOD ICE EMPEROR IS ONLY BACK FOR COMEDY not what I was expecting but I’ll take it

Hell yeah Ronin! Pixal and Ronin team up will be interesting

Omg the other sog who basically got completely rejected by Harumi this time round. Rip Pixal everyone is evil even her boyfriend

Hell yeah Ronin!! Trying to actually break out of the cycle

Also freaking Zane kicking ronin with his foot

Zane: vex? Vex! Wtf is vex when you need him

Ofc Cyrus didn’t even know

Ep 25

it’s the lava episode :)

Aww man Cole really hit his head

Okay even if I’m not a Kailor shopper I support skylor calling Kai hot shot

Ig this episode really will say which ship is canon

Freaking pythor. I love him

I guess Harumi is looking for lloyd

I would just like to remind people I coined Embershipping for the Kai/skylor/cole ship

ITS JAKE

I’m literally gonna start crying about Garmadon. Mans has half of his emotions but in the ways he’s expressing them, he’s sad about how Lloyd doesn’t accept the Oni heritage that he himself has and how christofern is a weird confused metaphor for Lloyd :((((

Gayle and vinny xxxx

God clutch literally has Nadakhan still oh my god

Okay this door must be a Chekhov’s gun bc they’re so gonna answer a knock that isn’t the paper boys

26

OH NO I DO NOT LIKE THIS EPISODE TITLE

Okay so I assume the romance is gonna get cleared up in this ep. We see the harbour so we know jaya is a thing. We’re looking at Kailor at the start. And like. Pixane… I’m gonna cry

Okay thank god we’re addressing the problems with them right here and now. I’ll hate the ship significantly less if they do this right.

Okay that’s fair

(I’m still a lava shipper tho)

No I refuse any couple shit from wusako no thanks

FreKing Garmadon. He’s like my baby brother whenever someone is on the phone

RACER SEVEN OH I LOVE HER SLSO

OR LIKE BLAZEY is it blazey? H SPEED. I love her

Oh my gosh. I hope Rarlkove integrates Pixal into the long con snake jaguar au

UV just 👉👈 at pixal

:(((( Zane. Has borg tried turning him off and ok again? Putting him in a bag of rice? Giving him a few thumps on the back? What if we just say “protect those who can’t protect themselves” that worked in s11

THEY LET BLAZEY KEEP A PRIME EMPIRE GUN??

ZANE YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS HOW MANY FUNERALS DO YOU WANT MAN

WHAT THE FUCK THE PIXANE KISS

ZANE IM GOING TO DISMANTLE YOU MYSELF YOU SLEEPING BEAUTY FUCK

PIXAL SQUEALING

FUGIDOVE IS EVERYONE

THE SAM X SUIT LOOKS COOL

Okay barely any jaya and I look forward to draw Zane’s fucked up face but like JEEZ MAN HE DONE DID IT AGAIN ITS LIKE HE SAID NINJA NEVER QUIT… DYING

At least that’s a good place to stop

[sugar-omi]

aaaaaa thank you im really glad you like it (both the writing and drawings aaa)!! 🥺👉👈 if you want to share the link you want, but i appreciate you making sure if i was okay with it first! 💕

i want to draw some stuff with cove and his experiences with the timeline reset stuff and i will send it your way if i do 😭😭😭

aND AOUGH I FEEL THAT SO MUCH,,, ricky montgomery, cavetown, and mxmtoon (and also conan gray!) give me so many fcuking emotions when i think about different characters and scenarios. also line without a hook makes me think about cove and aaaaaa

oh and one more brainworm i had sdfklj like i thought about mc when you mentioned them and how theyre like just vibing with qiu and tamarack in golden grove and i think that like,,,,one of the differences that makes them and jamie/frankie different is that they dont have the continued experience of baxter just slipping through their fingers all the time, with cove he was always there, he was a constant for them. jamie/frankie constantly fears losing the person they love the most and always ending up alone, while mc doesnt have that inherent fear. i really can see mc having told cove that they would always look for him at the end of watching that play at the theater and they absolutely mean it and they hold onto that tiny hope somewhere in them that even though they feel like something is off or missing that they will find it, they just have to keep trying (if they have the shell/friendship bracelet too this also helps i think in reassurance that what they feel inside isnt just their imagination, it isnt just a dream) - 🕐

ofc!! <3 everyone needs to see it its so AAAA my brain worms are worming today too omg *link

omg not conan gray

I love him but he makes my heart hurt!!!! some of his songs are my family issue anthems like pls!! that man is a genius

also yeah!!! I thought the parallel was brilliant if I may say so myself 😎

mc!2 always worrying abt losing someone close to them, even after years of being together n things being good, sometimes the fear strikes them. they'll wake up several times in the middle of the night just to check cove is there...

whereas mc!1 is always filling themselves w baxter. being with him, touching him, doing things for him. just making everything about him, consuming him and everything he is because he's everything they've been missing and what's making them feel whole, he's what they've been looking for and they're going to make sure they never feel empty ever again.

also I love going to see a play w cove!!! I always choose it. I believe in reincarnation n I want cove to have that assurance too 🥹

mmm I'm tryna think abt my cove song

I'd say nonsense by Sabrina carpenter I think. ngl I mainly listen to sex songs or sad songs, rap, or emo/punk 💀💀💀 n pop n indie ofc

my taste is limited lately lol I'm very picky

OMG SZA'S "SPECIAL" IS SO THIS AU?? or it could be the og leaving cove for baxter spiral.... it kinda fits maybe "far" fits this reset au better? mmm

[jackienautism]

i rant about resident evil and their writing / inclusion of the girls.

i jsut want 2 girls to go on their fucked up little adventures together is that too much to ask

i finally got to the halfway point of code veronica X and GODDDD i fucking knew they were gonna do this goddamn shit w/ steve and claire. i knew from the goddamn beginning even if i didnt want to admoit it...... residetn evil just cant be normal w/ a girl being paired w/ a guy. they just fucking cant

i understand that this is seen more among the older games (ashley + leon from re4 as well) and i cant speak for the og re3 nemesis but the way they wrote carlos and jill? its just.... why make these male characters say such bizarre and degrading and just ? nasty comments towards the female protag? do you really expecvt us to root for them? i just dont fcuking undeerstand, and this occurs in a remake too! they didnt bother to maybe just maaaybe take that bulllshit out. because jill's uncomfortable. IM uncomfortable. its just. godddd who the fuck caaaares STOP THIS TROPE

you see this same thing w/ steve and claire.... not oonly is steve incredibly fucking annoying the first second we meet him, he also continually acts as a nuisance towards her for a good quarter of the game. yeah sure theyre just building up to the Ground Breaking Emo backstory drop later, but. you already made me fucking hate this loser so goddamn much meaning im not gonna give a single shit about his development later. I JUST DONT CARE FOR HIM !!!!!! THEM MAKING HIM SO ANNOYINH RUINED ANY CHANCE OF ME CHANGING MY MIDN LATER.......

and GOD havent even mentioned this yet but. when i saw the little preview thing w/ the 3 characters w/ claire + chris i saw [steve] and went.... [eyeballs] hello whos this? long story short i thoiught he was a butch lesbian and i got SO excite d b c residtn ebil has yet to pair a girl up w/ anothner girl around the same age but noooooo instead i got this pathetic loser of a man (derogatory). the closest we have to 2 girls being fucked up together is mia and zoe in re7. but thats like. mainly a side thing. and mia isnt even the protag so

which leads me to the next thng i wanted to talk about. i think mnmen are super cool ofc and i hate to be that Bitch and pull that Card but good freaking god why must there be a man FOR EVERY SINGLE FEMALE CHARACTER IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SERIES...... andit woudlnt be huge deal if they were noraml w/ these pairings but theyre NOT..... THEY MAKE IT WEIRD EVERY SINGLE TIME..... STEVE LITERALLY ALMOST KISSES CLAIRE WHILE SHE'S ASLEEP........ CARLOS CONSISTENTLY MAKES UNNECESSARILY WEIRD COMMENTS TOWARD JILL......... ASHLEY RANDOMLY AWSKS FOR SEX AT THE END OF RE4............ WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AOBUT? good for ashley for shooting her shot i guess though but considering yhe game's previous comments towards ashleu and her figure.... it was blatantly put in to sexualize her furtyher

maybe its thr lesbian in me popping out maybe its the aromantic in me popping out WHO KNOWS all i know is that. resident evil makes me very upset sometimes dflkgnjg i love the games i love the characters (esp the girls big surprise i know) but jesus christ. somethings i just can't ignore. and this is cerrtainly one of them. a girl just can't exist out of a guy according to capcom. and that sort of idea is suuuper evident in how they portray and include their women. you could have a girl protag (re3, recv etc) but theres always a 99% chance theres gonna be a man tagging along + continually saving their asses and theres almost alwaysa an even HIGHER chance that theyre meant to be seen as a romantic interest! and its exhausting@!!!!!

long story short . i get im not resident evil's target audience . but im still gonna be pissed and annoyed . the girls deserve better .

im def gonna have to go more in depth abt resident evil and their writing of relationships (or lack thereof) some other time but just for now. the best written ones are claire + sherry and mia + ethan goodbye

[arcaneyouth]

dumb vent in the tags

[torpidcloud]

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