#i too am not immune to buff ladies

[lilyveins]

I like to call this: Bautista is oblivious and Jack is a useless dumbass

[wingsofwindrise]

idc what official artwork shows. vennessa is buff af u cannot take this away from me

[tarnished-doll]

If we’re committing random sexy genderbends on the cast of Elden Ring, I’m going to be the boring normie who says Blaidd.

(looks like original flavour Blaidd, similar but slightly higher pitched voice acting)

i really wish i could like blaidd, and i think i probably would in another timeline, but also i'm so used to the furry trope of Huge Werewolf Boyfriend that he's just utterly blasé to me. unfortunately this extends to girl versions too bc like. i can see buff werewolf ladies whenever i want. they arent a rare commodity if you know where to look. however i do appreciate The Appeal behind it and i probably would at least be more inclined towards a fem blaidd on principle (the principle being 'i am not immune to very large beastly women')

[hasmerlindoneanythingwrong]

Because @hasbedidoneanythingbad inspired me to do so, I am going to have a go at my take for the Lady of the Lake as a Fanservant. While most servants are pretty accurate representations of their mythological or historical self (or whatever their source might be, who am I to discriminate?), I tend to take it more easy and consider the source a kind of inspiration, at best. That said.... eat up the mess I made!!!

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Fanservant #1:

Caster - Vivian

Vivian, the Lady of the Lake of Arthurian legends, was an important benefactor to King Arthur of Britain, granting him the legendary sword Excalibur after the Sword of Selection Caliburn was damaged in combat. She is also known under the names of Nimuë and Ninianne. Once the unfortunate lover and pupil of the great Merlin, she became the one to seal him away for all eternity, after they parted their ways in an event that is still shrouded in mystery. For her to become an independent entity that is inscribed as a spirit in the Throne of Heroes, the circumstances about her disappearance short after imprisoning Merlin on Avalon must be solved first.

Appearance:

Though obviously not a human herself, she appears as a humanoid entity, but seems to be at least partially made out of clear and self-illuminating water. Sometimes she‘s completely made out of water, sometimes she does have a normal body, this woman can‘t make up her mind. At least not when it‘s about appearances. No matter what her body consists of, Vivian is a rather shy and petite appearing woman with sky-blue hair that covers her whole back and even the ground behind her, as well as almost emotionless grey eyes. Her mature and pure body is concealed by a shroud of pale light and a waterlike veil, that she wears like a dress. Even though she appears kinda on the revealing side, she has in now way on Earth a revealing personality.

Personality:

As a fairy born on the Reverse Side of the World from the soul of the World itself, possessing divinity as a Divided Spirit, Vivian embodies pure and undisrupted kindness and appears as the mother figure of many heroes throughout history. Those include King Arthur, whom she was the selfproclaimed protector of after deeming him worthy to receive Excalibur, the divine sword she was tasked to protect. She did also raise Lancelot as her son after the death of his father and prepared him to be a knight on the Kings side. But even though she has a kind and forgiving nature, a troublesome past with a certain Flower Mage has left her cautious of her surroundings. She tends to keep to herself, even after being summoned, and doesn‘t engage in conversation much, but answers to those who seem troubled by consoling them thorougly and providing advise and wisdom. While doing her best to avert the lustful eyes directed at her body, sometimes her past self takes over her kind soul, punishing indecent behavior with motherly force. This turns into extreme overprotective and somewhat aggressive motherly love, especially for the Child Servants and everyone she claims as her family. Which wouldn‘t be too many. In short, she has a very calming presence, that radiates peace and serenity, as long as it is certain she does not need to punish anyone for their horny thoughts.

FGO Skillset:

Active Skills:

Skill 1 – Kindhearted Charisma A+

Just another Charisma skill, buffing all allies attack by 20% for three turns and applying an one-time evade status on everyone. This one does not expire until it‘s used up.

Skill 2 – Llyn Ogwen Sealing Technique A

A special and unique sealing method incapable to hold anyone hostage but the strongest of mages. Vivian developed this spell out of spite and fear to imprison Merlin on Avalon for all eternity, until one day she may forgive him and release him from the hell of eternal life. If only she hadn't disappeared before his salvation.

Used in combat this skill heals the party for up to 3000 HP and seals the enemies NP for one turn.

Skill 3 – Lake of Chalk and Legends EX

Once born in the warm embrace of the World itself, Vivian found herself burdened. Fate ruled her as the one carrying Excalibur to the godless side of the World in order to choose who would be worthy enough to change history, only for her to hide behind the illusion of a lake as white as chalk, waiting for the worthy hero to appear.

This skill grants the party a 50% damage resist status for three turns, as well as applying a three turn 20% defense buff on Servants that are hit by enemy attacks. These defense buffs can stack up indefinitely, theoretically.

Passive Skills:

Territory Creation B+

Item Construction EX

Divinity C

Fae Eyes EX

Noble Phantasm:

Protected from Gods and Demons alike by the True Pillar of Light - Brocéliande Rhongomyniad

„Stranded between the border of worlds, chosen by fate to be envied by heaven and hell alike. Light and dark reunited, for a moment in eternity. Listen to my voice, as it is the voice of the World, and thou shall bear witness to the birth of a new hero. Tonight, the moon will shine upon us from the sky above and the ocean hidden on the far end of the world.“

Born from within the Soul of the World and tasked to witness both Humanity and the mysterious Reverse Side of the World, Vivian draws her power directly from the authority over Rhongomyniad, the pillar of light that seperates both sides to keep the world stable. While being able to harness this authority to not only grant the destructive power of the nearly indestructible anchor of the planet in form of the Holy Lance, by using her Noble Phantasm she decides to use the immense powerhouse of an overpowered Deus Ex Machina weapon directly from the tower between worlds itself. By concentrating her magical circuits to open a gateway between worlds, she summons a fraction of Rhongomyniad's power as a blinding image of the pillar itself to cast a protective veil as some kind of blessing over herself and her allies. Makes you wonder if a Divine Construct is needed to break through a veil created by a Divine Construct...

Using the Noble Phantasm grants her allies debuff immunity and buff removal immunity for three turns, as well as immunity to all incoming damage from three enemy attacks except for enemies with the Threat to Humanity trait. It also removes all debuffs and status ailments, and with each removed debuff/ailment the corresponding ally receives 50% NP generation, 100% star generation, 1000 max HP and 1000 additional flat damage for three turns, as well as 20% NP gauge.

Sword of Promised Victory - Excalibur

„Awaken again and rain down light from far beyond eternity. My heart beats together with the world.“

Just like Arturia, Vivian is able to harness the power of the Sword of Promised Victory by channeling a fraction of the power imbued in the Pillar of Light into the sword and the beam it produces from its tip, cutting through everything in its way in the process. If she were to use this Noble Phantasm, it would be much stronger and more destructive as when it is used by Arturia. Luckily she is not in possession of the sword right now, so no firing her laser anytime soon.

But if she would, it would have the exact same effect and strength as Arturias Noble Phantasm in FGO, just to balance things out. In another context than FGO it would be even more devastating than we‘re used to.

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Tags:

@justchibistuff @hasbedidoneanythingbad @has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong @hasquetzdoneanythingwrong @hasishtardoneanythingwrong

[denkimystery]

Denki Mystery Series - 1st Episode: 『Six Men Getting Sick』

ー Midorito House, Eve of the Jyushimatsu Festival

A Voice: ... Come to think of it, the owner of my cab company… I wonder if he’s one of those people who's into the occult?

Ozo: I only come to the office sometimes. And whenever I’m there that’s all we talk about.

Ozo: Like, strange stories of this area? I’ve heard a lot about that too. I've heard it all from that person.

Takashi: Ah! I know who you’re talking about. He came to my store, too. He kept chattering on and on about how I should get out of this place before I am unable to leave, and then he just left.

Hajime: Wow. Is that person a local from here?

Ozo: No, it's nothing like that. I heard that he came here a long time ago, and then he was given the job and entrusted with the company. You're very curious, aren't you.

Karatsugu: I wonder what he was doing before that. He’s not from around here, but he knows a lot about it, right? The stories of this place, I mean.

Ozo: Come to think of it, people wouldn't talk so openly about that kind of stuff if they were from here. I wouldn't ask or deny it, though.

Ozo: He said I drive too rough, so he started calling me “Cowboy”.

Toshio: You sound like a villainous pro wrestler. It’s kinda cool.

Ozo: Right? But I'm not that buff! … Phew, that was a nice time. It's been about half an hour since we got back from the factory?

Ozo pops open a beer. The sound of the fizz is replaced by the sounds of him gulping his drink.

Chorosuke: It’s a bit late, but we've prepared a midnight snack.

Ozo: Whaaat, I didn't think the Master was here, but he cooked for me? That's very kind of you.

Takashi: Let me help, Chorosuke-san.

[[Takashi gets up to help Chorosuke set the food down.]]

Takashi: Wah, this looks so good.

Ozo: Ahhh! I'm so hungry!! … Ah, can you let me borrow your phone before we start?

Chorosuke: Sure, be my guest. … Dayoko, escort him please.

[[Ozo follows Dayoko out of the room.]]

Toshio: You have some for me too? Wah... It's mushroom soup! Looks good.

Chorosuke: Everyone, you must be hungry. After you eat, let's rest for today. We still have tomorrow.

[[Ozo comes back to the room.]]

Ozo: Thanks for letting me call. It was the president. I told him I was sick.

Ozo: Since we have a private gathering tomorrow, I told him I was gonna stay up and he replied with a resounding OK. Heheh!

Ozo: If it had been the old lady in the office, she would have told me to go home for sure!

Takashi: That’s the normal reaction. I think you're being underestimated by your president.

Karatsugu: Well, let's eat before it gets cold. Thanks for the food.

Toshio: Thanks for the fooood!

[[Toshio shoves a spoonful into his mouth, chewing eagerly. Everyone else follows suit.]]

Hajime: These mushrooms are delicious.

Chorosuke: These are the mushrooms that my student grew. He often gives me some, they are very fragrant and delicious.

Toshio: Are there other ways to eat it other than miso soup?

Chorosuke: You can also roast it, it’d still be delicious.

「Thank you for the meal.」 Everyone says when they’re finished.

Chorosuke: Did you all like it? Then, let's brew some tea. ... Dayoko, your big bwother*** will also help.

[[Chorosuke leaves the room.]]

Takashi: … Huh?

[[Takashi’s gaze is pointed down. Staring at something.]]

Takashi: ……. Jyushimatsu-niisan, why are you buried in the ground. Heyyy… Ah, another Jyushimatsu-niisan.

[[Hajime looks at where Takashi was looking at. There’s nothing but the floor.]]

Hajime: Ta-Takashi-kun? What’s wrong? … Are you ok!?

[[Meanwhile.]]

Ozo: … Hm? When did I get back to the car?

[[Ozo notices he’s not alone, looking into his rearview mirror he sees someone on the passenger’s seat.]]

Ozo: Customer-san, why are you wearing a paper bag?

Ozo: … Hie! [Ozo flinches as the customer removes his paper bag.]

Ozo: … You look just like me…!?

[[Toshio seems to be struggling.]]

Toshio: Uwah! What’s this thing in front of me! ... A big dog!

Chorosuke: Dayoko! I won’t hand Dayoko over to you!! Dayoko!? Where-? Dayoko?

Karatsugu: ... huh. I feel like my back is…

[[Karatsugu focuses on the feeling in his back before realizing that it’s sharp and he’s in deep pain.]]

Karatsugu: … W-Waaah!! I-I’ve been stabbed! I’m dead! I’m cuuursed!

Hajime: Eh... Where am I?

[[Hajime looks around.]]

Hajime: It’s pitch black.

Hajime: H-HIEEEEEEE!!! [[All of a sudden Hajime screams. Thrashing and flinging.]]

Hajime: H-Help meeee!!! SOMEBODY, HELP ME!

Takashi: Waaaaaah…!! … Huh. What was that?

Ozo: Wah! What the-? A-are these mushrooms safe to eat!? I just had a scary dream!****

Chorosuke: Huh? What’s the matter? Nothing happened to me, I’m fine. Here, have some tea.

[[Chorosuke starts pouring tea.]]

Toshio: I'm fine too.

[[Toshio starts munching on some of the snacks Chorosuke offered with the tea.]]

Toshio: Delicious! Where did you get these snacks?

Ozo: Eh ~ !? You're always eating them, so you've built up a tolerance? I don't remember it clearly, but I was really scared!

Toshio: Aah! Are you okay, Karamatsu-niisan? The corner of the desk is digging into your back.

Karatsugu: Eh!? The corner of the table? … Ah, thank goodness. I thought I was stabbed in the back…

Hajime: Haa~. [[Hajime releases a sigh he’s been holding.]]

Hajime: …. What was that. Just now. I’m not immune to these mushrooms… What did I just see…? Th-That was scary.

Toshio: Aaaa, that was delicious. … Well, I’m going home now. I’ll see you all tomorrow. My big brothers and Todomatsu!

Takashi: I'm getting a little used to it. That “Todomatsu”. Jyushimatsu-niisan.

Ozo: You live on the other side of the mountain, right? Why don't you just stay the night? Or, do you want me to drive you home?

Toshio: The roads are dangerous at night. I can take a shortcut.

[[Toshio stands up quickly in one fell swoop.]]

Toshio: Nanna is waiting for me.

Chorosuke: Here you go. Didn’t something break just earlier?

Toshio: Thank you, Choroma- Chorosuke-san. Todomatsu, my bigger brothers. Good night!

Thump, thump... Rustle, rustle, rustle. [[Toshio takes off running, his footsteps landing heavy on the dirt path. Soon after he runs through the bushes and into the forest.]]

Takashi: Ah…! He jumped into the bushes. I-I hope he’s ok.

Chorosuke: Ogami’s fine. Oh, and he’s always running around in the mountains.

[[Dayoko walks in to tell Chorosuke something.]]

Chorosuke: Hm, what. … Aah. Thank you, Dayoko. Everyone. The bath is ready. Please, help yourselves.

Ozo: Ah~, I'm going to catch my breath ‘cause my eyes are getting tired*****!

Chorosuke: Eh!?

Ozo: If we're going to talk about scary stories, how about we tell a “Hundred Stories” while drinking?

Chorosuke: Can you stop doing that I don’t want to get in trouble if something weird happens!?

ーThe Endー

Original Event

Summer Arc: 1 | 2 | 3

Mod Note: This came from the Stories that came with the Akatsuka Mansion Attraction from Trashneyland. All 4 and 3 star attractions have 3 stories, often related to the theme of the building. (ex. Akatsuka Mansion has 3 stories related to Denki Mystery. Geruge Castle also has 3 stories related to the Geruge Set).

The original title is 二豎(にじゆ)と六人の男 (lit. The Evil Spirits of Illness and the Six Men). *Nijiyu (二豎) is a term that originated from the legends of Zheng Chenggong. Unfortunately it’s all in Chinese and I’m already at my wit’s end so I can’t give you an exact origin lmao. I’m not sure what exactly happened but there’s this Duke who was cursed to not be able to eat anything new. He is feeling ill, he dreams of his illness and the doctor says that the illness can’t be healed because the cause is somewhere even his medicine can’t reach. That’s my rough understanding of what happened. Anw, that illness became known as the Nijiyu. Edit: I looked up David Finch's filmography again and turns out that the original title is referencing his 1967 work "Six Men Getting Sick (Six Times)". I've changed the title to make more sense to English readers, but I've kept the original title in the mod notes. If the stage names are references to David Lynch's movies then the story names are references to David Lynch's short films. And unlike the stage names, the titles of each story is relevant to what happens in the story.

*** Chorosuke uses Anii-chama again. Which is a cutesy way of saying bigger brother: Nii-san > Nii-sama > Anii-chama. He’s acting like a sis-con btw.

**** If you haven’t noticed, their mushroom trip is based on their original attack sprites. Ozo’s hallucination is a combination of his (Taxi + Passenger) and Toshio (Removing Mask)’s attacks. Karatsugu, Hajime and Takashi are slightly different from their original attack sprites (Karatsugu doesn’t write a dying message, Hajime doesn’t wield an axe and bolo, Takashi isn’t screaming). Chorosuke and Toshio’s hallucinations are original. Chorosuke is hallucinating about Dayoko being taken away and Toshio’s hallucinations involve a big dog, most likely the Inugami Youkai.

*****I think the original text is an idiom? I don’t know what it exactly means though so I did my best approx.

[utilitycaster]

wish list and/or just great ideas I had while on a boring work call, for episode 110

RP for Fjord takes his oath like let’s go already

Beau’s immunity to poison and/or ability to understand Zemnian comes in clutch. This will be even funnier if the Cobalt Soul has successfully hidden the fact that high-level monks understand all spoken language (they probably can’t hide the poison immunity; there has to be some legendarily embarrassing incident in Assembly vs. Cobalt Soul history in which a wizard attempted assassination and the monk was completely unaffected. This incident is taught as a deathly serious case study in vollstrucker classes. This incident is depicted via a humorous puppet show at the Cobalt Soul.)

Caleb realizes he should probably tell the clerics the full backstory, maybe fill in a couple finer details for Fjord and Yasha, angst ensues.

Eodwulf lore. The Astrid conversation was fascinating and I’d love to get more about here too, but like, what’s this guy’s deal. Like from his perspective he’s just a buff wizard assassin who was a third wheel during his teens, while also undergoing torture. And then the golden boy had a mental breakdown. Then despite a decade of being fully out of it, said boy broke out of the asylum and then he reappeared a few weeks ago and now the master is doing some fucking mind games? I mean sure Eodwulf is evil but he also probably just wants to have a chill night.

Funnier but more frustrating from a story perspective (therefore unlikely, but still: hilarious in concept), Caleb is like hey Lady DeRogna new plan what if we left uhhhh tomorrow evening oh I am terribly sorry Master Ikithon, I had prior arrangements, next time?

Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion and/or Temple of the Gods casting

The Mighty Nein show up for the dinner party with a bottle of fine wine that Beau has carefully selected to be as insulting as possible in some obscure way that only a very intelligent and powerful person would even understand.

Caleb identifies Fjord’s ring and it’s still something really good but it’s not a ring of fire resistance at all. This is funnier if it happens after Fjord takes full fire damage.

Take Sam’s OOC joke seriously. Locked door mystery. Ikithon’s wizard tower. Everyone except Yasha makes their Zone of Truth saving throw.

[zeravmeta]

fuck it. soma cruz fgo servant profile bc i make my own content

Servant: / Servant Class: Soma Cruz / Alter Ego

Origin: / Region: Castlevania Series / Japan, 2035

Alignment: Lawful Neutral(?) “Yeah, not sure how I classify as Lawful given my past life, but whatever.”

Aliases: The Dark Lord, Dracula, Soma Cruz

Parameters: STR (B) / END (A+) / AGL (B+) / MP (EX) / LUK (A) / NP (???) 

Class Skills: Authority of Beasts (Fake), Core of Chaos (A), One Who Severs Fate (A)

Character Info: “In order for God to be perfectly Good, there must always exist an embodiment of Chaos, a Dark Lord to emerge from the evil of humanity’s hearts.”

For one thousand years, the Belmont bloodline had opposed the terrible night that Count Dracula would bring with his powers. After generations of suffering, the Belmont’s latest mantle bearer, Julius Belmont, along with their generational allies, the Belnades clan and a nameless soldier, had managed to permanently defeat Dracula with the help of the Hakuba Clan’s shrine magics. Severing his connection to his power and sealing Castlevania, the embodiment of his power, within a solar eclipse, Dracula had finally faced his demise in 1999, prophesied by Nostradamus one millennium ago. Thus, the strongest Dark Lord had fallen, his throne empty and awaiting a new master.

In 2035, Soma Cruz had visited the Hakuba Shrine to meet with his childhood friend Mina, unaware of the birthright he would claim.

Skills:

Chaos Ring A: An extremely powerful construct that channels the very essence of Chaos. It can only be found by the one who can traverse and control the Chaos Realm, the Dark Lords personal right. Wearing it grants the unlimited magical power of the Chaos Realm, but actual output depends on the user. If the Demon King’s Ring is the symbol of Dracula and his reign, then the Chaos Ring could be considered the symbol of Soma and his new beginning.

Thematic narratives aside, it’s a very convenient tool for Soma.

“It’s weird, but it feels like…it was made for me. Almost like a welcome gift.”

[5->3 Turns] [Charge NP (20%->30%), Increase NP Gain (10%->25%) (3 Turns), Gain a Delayed buff 1 turn after skill use (Unremovable): [Charge NP (20->30%)]

Armament Master D: Soma is extremely proficient at using any and all forms of weaponry. Due to Dracula’s vast reach, Soma has a vast number of different modern and mythical weapons and gear at his disposal, notable weapons including Excalibur (sealed in the stone), Hrunting, Caladbolg, Mjolnir, and even a Positron Rifle, to name a few. However, one weapon unique to Soma is the Claimh Solais, an Irish sword of light mentioned in many legends and defining the archetype of “Sword of Light.” It provides a great boost to parameters and is surprisingly light weight despite its size. Another unique weapon he wields is the Valmanway, the “Blessed Wind” that is always ‘cutting’ even when still.

(The rank is D because despite his proficiency, Soma has never had any formal training.)

“I mean, it’s just a sword, right? How complex is it? You can just swing it and things die. Though…considering I have ol’ Drac’s memories…sorta, maybe I’m just remembering it?”

[8->6 Turns] [Increase Atk (10%->20%) (3 Turns), Gain Critical Stars (5->15), Increase Critical Star Absorption (3000%) (3 Turns), Increase Critical Damage (10%->20%) (3 Turns), Apply Special Attack against Sky, Star and Beast attribute enemies (20%->40%) (3 Turns)]

Power of Dominance (EX): Soma’s inheritance from Dracula, or more fittingly, the Chaos Entity opposite to God. The Power of Dominance is a unique ability that grants a complete mastery over the abilities of any and all souls Soma can acquire from the enemies he defeats. All the monsters that Dracula unleashed in his crusade against humanity are the countless souls under his domain, even that of Death itself, and their powers rightly belong to him.

Soma can differentiate between the types of Soul Arts he uses, and this reflects accordingly in his Noble Phantasm.

“I never wanted this power, but I guess I’m stuck with it. I’ll always carry the target on my back, but at least I can look awesome as hell while doing it, I suppose.”

[5->3 Turns] [Decrease Enemy Charge by 1 (20%->50%), Select own NP Command Card’s type between Quick, Arts or Buster for 3 Turns. Effect of NP changes depending on which Command Card Type is selected. This skill is immune to debuff effects (such as Skill Seal)]

Noble Phantasm:

Advent of Sorrow – He Who Severed His Fate Against Chaos and God / Anti-Divine, Anti-Self / Rank (???)

A manifestation of Soma’s power truly made his own, separate from the title of Dark Lord and Dracula. Having defeated the Chaos Entity, he managed to sever its connection to his soul, and be saved from his Fate. Even so, he carries the Power of Dominance with him always, and the countless souls and followers of Chaos always wait and offer themselves unto Soma to lead and command them. In his own imperfect way, neither holy nor demonic.

After all, he’s only human.

(Note: If used by the true Count Dracula, this would be considered an Anti-Humanity NP)

[Type: Buster] – [Deals massive damage to a single enemy (1200%->2400%), Chance to Decrease Charge by 1 (80%->100%). Overcharge: Increases own Buster Card Effectiveness (20%) (1 Turn) and NP Damage (1 Turn) (20%) (Activates First)]

[Type: Arts] – [Deals heavy damage to all enemies (400%->800%), Chance to decrease Atk (15%->25%) and Critical Chance (20%->30%). Overcharge: Inflict Curse (5 Turns).]

[Type: Quick] – [Apply Debuff Immune (1 Time), and Restore HP each turn for self (3 Turns) (1000->1500), and Increase NP Gauge each turn for self (3 Turns) (5%). Overcharge: Apply Def Up for all allies (3 Turns) (25%->50%).]

Bond Lines: 

Bond 1: “Heh, thanks for having me! I’m still not too sure about how all this stuff works here, but if you need a monster taken down, I’m your guy.”

Bond 2: “So the rest of those dudes call you ‘Master’? Kind of awkward, but I guess they’re magical familiars at the end of the day. What? So am I? Sorry but, vampiric powers aside, I’m just a normal guy. I was even in University before I got dragged here. I’ll just call you [name] for now.”

Bond 3: “Do you like curry? Arikado said I shouldn’t be using these monster souls for dumb stuff, but they don’t mind. They always talk to me and really want to help me out wherever I am. Except Death, that guy sucks. He’s always breaking into my home and trying to convince me to become the next Dark Lord and to ‘accept my throne’ and stuff.”

Bond 4: “…It scares me, sometimes. Knowing not only what I am, but what I’m very capable of.”

Bond 5: “Y’know…you could always come back with me to my world, if you want to escape. I’ll take you to meet Mina, and Hammer and Yoko and Julius and Arikado and…Hm. Sorry. I know you can’t abandon this world, it’s where you grew up. There’s…a lot of people here who love you. You should always remember that and hold it close. It saved my life when I thought I couldn’t go on, and I know it will also save yours.”

Voice Lines:

(1): “I’m glad this place is a lot simpler than the castle. That place had so many hidden rooms and puzzles that I felt like I was going insane…No, as a matter of fact, DON’T tell me about all the secret workshops here.”

(2): “Hm? What’s up? I’m just relaxing here. Sorry if I’m taking up space. It’s nice to just take a moment.”

(3): “No, no, don’t worry. Even if I could, I’m not the type of guy to just go around stealing souls. I only do that to monsters, and even then, they become complacent once they return to me. I could show you some of the fun ones, like the Skeleton Gardener, if you’d like.”

Likes: “What I like? Curry! Oh, and Mina. She’s been with me for my whole life. I don’t know what I’d do without her.”

Dislikes: “This is gonna sound cliché, but garlic. It just tastes bad.”

Event: “Whoa, a party! Let’s go, I’m super bored cooped up in here.”

About The Holy Grail: “Wish granting? No thanks, I’ve read a ton of comics and things always go wrong. What? Of course, it’s a valuable source!”

Summon Quote: “Yo! My name is Soma Cruz. I’m just a regular high school student. Um…Where am I, exactly?”

Happy Birthday: “Happy Birthday, [name]! I’m so gonna throw you the coolest party ever! I’ll even invite Mina…If, uh, if that’s cool with you?”

(King Hassan): “D-Death!? Why are you…Oh. Uh, sorry about that. You reminded me of...someone. I’m sure you’re a cool guy underneath all that armor.”

(Vlad/Vlad III (EXTRA)): “Huh. So, in this world, the legend of Dracula is just that? A legend? Well, that’s a huge relief. I’m not exactly the kingly type.”

(Gilgamesh/Gilgamesh (Caster)): “Hey [name], could you give me a hand? This gold idiot keeps saying I stole his weapons, but they’re mine! …Hey! Stay back with those portal things! Someone, help!!!”

(Scathach): “Jeez, I bet Arikado will get along with that slave driver. Seriously, Arikado’s method of teaching me my powers amounted to locking me in a room with monsters and a pocketknife. Huh? She’s stomping over here!? [name], help me!”

(Marie Antionette): “I don’t know why, but…Looking at you makes me sad. I’m sorry.”

(Sessyoin Kiara): “Master, this lady is coming onto me WAY too hard. She keeps telling me to ‘embrace what I am’ and junk. I already get enough of that crap from cultists back home.”

(Sakata Kintoki/Astolfo/Romulus/Romulus-Quirinus/Ashwatthama): “Hey, you’re a pretty cool dude, huh? Finally, someone with some style!”

(Amakusa Shirou): “Ugh, you remind me of Fortner. And stop using rosaries around me, I’m not Satan, you jerk!”

(Mephistopheles): “Please, leave me alone. I’m not evil, nor will I ever be the Dark Lord. Just because I have those powers doesn’t mean I’m defined by them. Also, the alarm clock you gave me exploded, so I don’t think you’re all that trustworthy anyways.”

(Beni Enma): “Aww, you’re so cute...Wait, from the Underworld? A yokai? Guess you’re one of mine, then. If you want, I can loan you some Skeleton Waiters for your chain.”

(Any Avenger-Class Servant): “Hey, you guys are kinda like me! Everyone says you’re evil, but you’re actually really nice!”

(Arcueid Brunestud): “Master, that girl is shooting me some pretty weird looks....Huh? Reincarnating vampire? Oh, I guess I’d look pretty weird in that case. That’s not her fault, though. Maybe I’ll go say hi.”

QQABB Deck:

Buster Card: 2 Hit / -Soma raises Excalibur (still in the stone) and smashes it into the enemy-

Quick Card: 5 Hit / -Soma holds Valmanway in front of him, turns around, and multiple slashes envelop the enemy-

Art Card: 3 Hit / -Soma does two horizontal strikes, then a third overhead strike with Claimh Solais-

Extra Card: 6 Hit / -Soma punches twice, does a spin-attack with Claimh Solais, then jumps back and fires his Positron Rifle-

Level Up: “Whew…I feel so powerful.”

Ascension 1: “Whoo! Good job, [name].” 

Ascension 2: “This…This is just like then…[name], maybe don’t do this anymore.”

Ascension 3: “Please…stop. I don’t know if I can pull myself back this time…”

Ascension 4: “I see. Well…as long as you’re by my side, I’ll never succumb. So please…don’t die.”

Battle Start ½: “Just how many monsters out there!? In any case, let’s do this thing!” / “I’ll carry the mantle and defeat this terrible night!”

Skill ½: “Bullet, set…Enchanted, set…Guardian, set…” / “How about some of this!”

Attack Selection ½/3: “Hmm.” / “Seriously!?” / “Nice.”

Attack ½/3: “Hraagh!” / “Take this!” / “You’re going down!”

Extra Attack: “Let’s see you handle THIS!”

Noble Phantasm Selection ½: “Are…Are you sure?” / “I’ll trust you on this.”

Noble Phantasm: “I will never be the Dark Lord…You, God, and The World will just have to deal with it!”

Noble Phantasm Damage: “I won’t…Submit...!”

Regular Damage: “Gah!”

Defeated ½: “Mina….” / “Julius…our promise…”

Battle Finish ½: “That was a close one…” / “Anyone need some healing? I have some spare spoiled milk…Oh wait, none of you have a Ghoul soul, huh?”

[fgodestinyawakenings]

How’s salty or happily that’s players get spooked by Odysseus in Lady Reines Case Files rerun

Depend on which fandom area you’re talking about....

Husbando? Provided he’s their type, and who will deny boob window, they will be happy. OR HELL YEAH AM I WHEN HE CAME HOME FOR WHITE’S DAY THIS YEAR TO ME!! :D

Waifu? Obviously not, unless they make an exception for him cause gundam dude for some. But the real problem even with the above..... You decide yourself whether he’s better with or without the helmet

Roll him for Caenis? Sure, since both Odysseus, Drake and Caenis are probably finding PHH Poseidon available for summoning.... Just to beat the shit out of him

Gameplay? Circe’s worst opponent along with Gorgon Sister + anyone who has charm skill, since against him, he’s practically immune especially Circe’s by lore. He has a very strong self-sufficient buff in surviving (excluding bosses who enjoys buffing with ignore invincibility)

Only problem is his taunt buff/debuff, because if it hits your Caster too on that NP release turn.... You’re going to make sure your support survive for 3 turns. Achilles or Loli Da Vinci if you have either is no doubt better for NP loop farming. Odysseus apparently needs a bit more of work to get it going. And NP damage comparison, the two outwins Odysseus by far especially Loli Da Vinci who’s also an Arts AOE NP Rider. Example is shown below:

To summarize depend which area you’re going for him, husbando obviously just ignore gameplay reason and use him to your content :D

[wowheadquarters]

Their guilty pleasures

For @shatterstar1998. I bet that you know what I am talking about - something you like but are embarrased about it for whatever reason. Maybe it’s not legal, maybe it just doesn’t fit with your aesthetic, maybe... It doesn’t matter why. What matters is what guilty pleasures the leaders have!

Anduin: He is very pleased that he’s rarely bested in chess and jihui and hawks-and-hares. Very proud of it, too. He feels bad about feeling the pride because he is trying to be this humble priest of the Light.

Ghost Varin: Back rubs. Good gods, back rubs... Don’t you dare to touch this man, especially from behind, but he is such a sucker for back rubs. (And massages, sweet Light, his back is stiff.)

The Council of Three Hammers:

Muradin: Caring about his appearance. To get ready and look like a Dwarf takes him very long in the morning. His bathroom is stuffed with lotions and day creams and night crams and highlighters and nail polishes and beard conditioners... Muradin likes to look pretty, but feels guilty he puts so much effort into it. Moira: That she is far more immune to cold than the Dark Iron Dwarves. She is a Bronzebeard by birth, she has been born in ice and snow, she can handle it in a top tank and a skirt, while you all have to wear three pair of scarves and you are still cold! Falstad: He likes to wear flower crowns. He looks a bit stupid, though. And cute. Someone has once told him it doesn’t look manly enough for him, so he’s very reluctant to wear them anymore.

Tyrande: The sun. Yes, she gets she is a Night Elf, that she praises the Moon Goddess. But the sun is pretty neat. And blinding. That’s even neater. She likes to stare right into it!

Mekkatorque: Pick-up hugs. He’s a Gnome, he is a tiny little delicate flower. But he likes it when you hug him and pick him up, you very tall monster of a person.

Velen: Peeking into the future to see the outcomes of things he is especially curious about despite them being trivial. Such as “When will the new episode of this show come out? Who is going to win this intense Hearthstone duel? What children will Varok Saurfang adopt today?”

Genn: Dog treats. Yes, it was a thing before the Worgen curse.

Aysa: Ji Firepaw. What?

Alleria: She despises the looks people start giving her when she explains what the Void Elves actually are. She loves the looks too.

Turalyon: Being a bit too zealous when it comes to spreading the Naaru’s word.

Jaina: Sea shanties. She cut ties long time ago and archmages don’t sing sea shanties... But she loves to do it anyway. At least she’ll hum.

Thrall: Aggra standing up for him and/or calling him on his depression or self-loathing or martyrdom-tendencies bullshit. It’s super embarrassing... and also super hot.

Spirit of Vol’jin: The “I could kill you if I wanted to” power moves. It’s very hard to chew down that there is someone deadlier than him (or someone deadly to him), but there is also this very nice chill running down his spine when it happens...

Ghost Garrosh: Getting punched. Look, I am not saying that Garrosh “Son of Hellscream” Hellscream is heavily depressed and hates himself, but- No, no. I am actually saying that. Garrosh Hellscream is heavily depressed and he hates himself and he likes it when you beat him unconscious, although he’d rather bite his own tongue out than to admit that.

Baine: Opiates. It’s not a secret, but he feels quite guilty about it. (Children, don’t take an example from Baine. Drugs aren’t cool.)

Sylvanas: Being shown care and affection. Like hell you are going to be nice and caring to the Banshee Queen, the Warchief of the Horde, the woman who plans to conquer the Azeroth for her Forsaken. Hey, hey, who told you to stop?!?! Be nice to her!

Lor'themar: Subtly pitting Rommath, Aethas, and Halduron against each other. Not only it is funny, it’s also sort of procrastination and it slows the income of paperwork. And occasionally one gets to see a display of fireballs.

Gallywix: Any good feelings he gets from non-material sources. The other day Saurfang told him that he is a backstabbing money-hoarding bastard, but he is honest about it and doesn’t claim it to be something redeeming or good, and that he respects him for it a lot. Jastor felt lightheaded for the rest of the day, extremely happy about it witha  huge internal crisis as “where did this feeling come from?” crisis.

Ji: When he looks around the other leaders and he can think smugly: “Look at me. I am not an absolute fuck up.” And then immediately “I shouldn’t be thinking this, I should help them to fix their fuckery!”

Thalyssra: Pretty ladies. Pretty ladies with buff arms, undercuts, in flannel shirts... Ah, all those wistful looks she gives them.

Mayla: When small critters (such as squirrels or snakes) climb thorough her horns like tree branches.

Geya’rah: Thinking about Thrall as of her brother. She isn’t sure exactly why she feels guilty about it, but she does.

Talanji: She likes being covered in blood head to toe. The mess on her dress, however, is usually not worth it.

Taedal: Bold of you to assume Taedal feels guilty about his pleasures. This demon knows no shame. You are talking about a man whose throne has a back side full of cheap illustrated erotica novels in plain sight of everybody caring to go around the throne. His My Little Elekk collection figurines are put on a display. Guilty displeasures, now that would be a chapter...

[fireflyfish]

Hi, do you have any advice for this unable-to-make-decisions GoH newbie? I'm level 62 atm and just developed 7-star Luminara, and I can't decide what to invest in. (7-star Mace is almost there as well.) I want an actual squad (right now my A-team is Mace, Luminara, Tarkin, Chewie, Jedi Consular), which one do you recommend?

Hello there and Welcome to the Madness! We are super glad to have you with us on our long trek to Rancor/Tank/General Kenobi Domination! 

First of all, Congratulations on getting 7* Luminara! YAAAAAY! 

She’s fabulous and she stays fabulous for a good long while. She was my first 7* character and I still love her. She’s a character you can level up to a certain point and she stays competitive with everybody else for a good long time. Unlike some characters I am looking at you JK Anakin you pretty, squishy thing you she’s pretty good on her own and mods just make her even better. 

Since your Arena team has three Jedi I’m going to make two Suggestion Lists, one based on what you’ve already got and can easily level up and then another Suggestion List based on what’s going to be easy and successful in the long run. I’m not super skilled and well versed in what’s Meta (i.e. what’s popular and super successful in the arena right now.) because I love my Jedi and Clone Sons too much.

But I will try to keep the Meta Game in mind so that later on you haven’t managed to craft some kind of Lovecraftian Horror Zeta Ewok Scout or whatever. XD 

I’m also tagging my guild officer @silvergryphon, and my GOH sempai @gffa as well as anyone else who wants to join in the fun! @tygermama, @resistancepilots, @generallkenobi, @dendral, @teapirate, @loverofcake And anyone else who wants to help out and has Thoughts! XD

So without further ado… here’s my suggestions!

JEDI

Jedi are fun because they have lightsabers and do fun flippy things and also LIGHTSABERS ARE PLASMA CHAINSAWS! How is that not cool? 

Easy Jedi to Farm

Ahsoka Tano - Hands down Ahsoka is one of the easiest Jedi to farm for. She shows up in the Cantina Store and she has two nodes where she can be found Dark Side 4-C and Light Side 5-D (which has come choice gear on it). Ahsoka can supplement healing for Luminara and she’s also a must have in Fleet Battles. She plays well with others and I’ve often won arena battles where I was down to her and Fives and they made hash of my opponents. Ahsoka is great in mid-game and an excellent addition to your Jedi team. 

Ezra Bridger - After Ahsoka, Luminara and Mace, Ezra is probably the second easiest Jedi to farm for. He’s on a low Cantina Node (2-B) and he pops up in the Fleet Store with an annoying regularity. No, Game! I wanted Chirrut Shards! I don’t want Emo Blueberry Shards! Of the Phoenix Squad characters, he’s the one I kill first when I face a Phoenix team and he’s very useful wherever he goes. His bonus attacks can kill Baze and Fives and that takes some serious doing. He also has a ship (Phantom II) so that’s nice for your Fleet arena. 

Kanan Jarrus - Okay so with Kanan you’re going to have to balance his availability with whoever else you’re going for in the Squad Arena store but he’s another useful Jedi who can taunt, add protection and debuff your characters. He’s not super easy to get but if you’re going to get the Phoenix Squad he’s tied for second place with Hera after Ezra. 

Qui-Gon Jinn - *sighs* Get him. You’ll need him if you want to run a Jedi team. His leadership gives your team speed and he can call assists as well as debuffs. Don’t let my lackluster recommendation of everyone’s Neglectful Hippie Space Dad dissuade you. He’s useful and not hair-pullingly difficult to get.

Difficult to Farm but Worth It

Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker - Oh my precious Rage Baby! So beautiful, so angry, so… squishy? If you’re going to have a Jedi team, you need to have Anakin on it. He does serious damage and he can also inflict healing and buff immunity for 2 turns. He plays very well with clones and Ahsoka. When Luminara gets her heal over time ability, that really helps shore Anakin up. He also has an AOE attack which I don’t think any other Jedi has. He’s only on four nodes (Dark Side 5-B, 7-D, Light Side 5-C and Cantina 7-G) so he’s not impossible to get I am looking at you Aayla Secura but he’s not easy either. Probably just the way Padme and Obi-Wan like it. 

Barriss Offee - Eh. Get the murderous wench. She’s the best healer in the game, for a back-stabbing-jedi-turned-terrorist. Like Anakin, she’s not in a store but she’s got four nodes (Dark Side 5-C, 5-E, 8-A and Cantina 6-A). She’s a popular for Zeta when you get to that (and that is still a long ways off for you so don’t worry about it.) 

So… uhmm… TL:DR

Ahsoka

Ezra/Qui-Gon

Whoever you didn’t go for last time in the Ezra/Qui-Gon mashup

Jedi Knight Anakin/Kanan Jarrus

Whoever you didn’t go for last time JK Anakin/Kanan Jarrus

Back-stabbin’ Barriss Offee

Holy Crap I went on forever! But onwards and upwards my dear! Here is part two!

REBELS

Because you will need Rebels to compete in all sorts of special events (Empire Themed events, Emperor Palpatine events, the new Territory battles) you are going to need Rebels. 

The good news is THERE ARE LOTS OF REBELS. SO MANY REBELS. LIKE MORE THAN WE NEED AND I AM AN AVOWED DISLIKER OF THE SITH/EMPIRE/FIRST ORDER CHARACTERS.

Right now your Squad Arena team is tilted in the direction of Jedi which is fine! I have had my butt handed to me by many a Jedi team before. I swear to the Force Yoda if you don’t leave my precious Wedge alone I am going to reach through the screen and strangle you! But a Rebels team is pretty much required to advance in the game and EA has given you a MYRIAD of options to chose from.

Which brings me to… Easy to Farm Rebels

Biggs Darklighter - Popular recently is a combination of Wiggs (Wedge Antilles + Biggs Darklighter) and Chaze (Chirrut Imwe + Baze Malbus). Now here’s a thing, or two, you need to know about these two combos. 

It’s REALLY effective.

It’s kind of a pain in the ass to get. 

The good news for you is that Biggs Darklighter is not only in the Galactic War Store (where if you defeat the table you have a chance to purchase up to 15 of his shards a day!) but he’s also located on Cantina Node 3-G and Dark Side Node 4-A. Biggs also has an X-Wing that taunts (I LOVE YOU, BIGGS) and he has amazing synergy with Wedge Antilles. If you can get an omega mat on his Comrade-in-Arms Super-Mega-Killshot attack, he can perform that every other turn. WHICH IS SO AMAZING. 

SO. 

AMAZING. 

So I highly recommend Biggs. Even if you don’t want to run a Rebels squad right now, he is worth it for his ship and that Comrade-in-Arms ability. 

Stormtrooper Han Solo - ST Han Solo has the advantage of being both a Rebel and a Scoundrel, which are ANNOYINGLY important in this game. It may not seem like it now but trust me, when you start Mod farming, you are going to need those credit heists desperately. Where is my Dave Chapelle Meme with the white powdery lips and “Y’all got any more of ‘dem Credit Heists?” ST Han is in the same boat as Kanan Jarrus as he’s only available in the Squad Arena store so if you have to pick between the two, go for ST Han while you’re going after Jedi elsewhere. 

ST Han can taunt and his taunt is particularly insidious because every time he takes a hit, his allies gain turn meter. I’ve seen him work well with all sorts of teams and I’ve seen him in the top level squads as well. 

Princess Leia - Her Royal Highness, the Crown Princess of Alderaan is a beast. On top of her stealth move (which apparently can cleanse some debuffs. *o*) her basic attack “Hair Trigger” allows her fire up to three times in one attack. Remember when I mentioned that Phoenix squad earlier? About the only person I have that is really capable of taking them down to size is Princess Leia. (And Fives, because Fives is indestructible.) She’s also an excellent counter to Grumpy Secessionist Grandpa Count Dooku. She got reworked when they introduced Commander Luke Skywalker so she should be even better now! 

Sadly, Our Lady of Sass and Cinnamon Rolls is only located in the Squad Arena store so you’ll have to juggle her against everybody else. I’ve also heard she’s great against Part 4 of the Tank Raid and works well with a team of Clones to form the fantastic portmanteaux of Princess Zody (Princess Leia + Zeta Cody). 

Last but most definitely not least is the Baron Administrator of Cloud City…

Lando Calrissian - To call Lando easy to farm is kind of misnomer. He only shows up on two Cantina nodes (1-E and 5-F and for me 5-F had a better drop rate than 1-E) but he’s on Cantina nodes and if you chose to use your crystals that way, you can get probably four to five shards a day for him as opposed to the limits placed on Light Side and Dark Side Battles. I have gotten more but that wasn’t until I opened up 5-F. 

Lando is, to put it bluntly, a stone cold mass murderer. Sure he looks all suave and charming and you think, “That man in the open neck blue shirt and that disco-tastic seventies gold lined cape looks charming and harmless! I’ll leave him alone and concentrate my forward power on Darth Vader or Jedi Knight Anakin or something like that. 

And then two, maybe three, Lando turns later you’re dead, your party is dead. Your neighbor is dead. EVERYONE IS DEAD. 

Not only does Lando have great leadership and a pretty good basic attack, his AOE attack will slaughter YOUR WHOLE TEAM. ALL OF THEM. I’ve seen my Lando take out an entire teams protection in one go! POOF! GONE. ALL OF IT. And then? If he scores a critical hit? (which he does with terrifying regularity when he’s on the opposing team) HIS COOL DOWN RESETS AND YOU ARE DOOMED TO BE PERFORATED BY BLASTER FIRE YET AGAIN.

See? Lando Calrissian: Stone Cold Mass Murderer. 

If Lando is paired up with Admiral Ackbar and Ackbar uses his Tactical Genius before Lando, you can perform his ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT OF DOOM TWICE IN A ROW. Lando is the Dread Pirate Roberts of Galaxy of Heroes. 

There will be no survivors.

Not only does Lando work great with your Rebels but like ST Han he’s a Scoundrel too so he’ll play well with a Scoundrel team in Credit and Droid Heists. 

TL;DR 

Biggs Darklighter

Stormtrooper Han Solo

Lando Calrissian 

Princess Leia

And then maybe Admiral Ackbar for cleansing and assisting Lando in his mass slaughter of your opponents.

I hope that was helpful, my dear! I wish you all the best in your galactic conquest! Have a great Wednesday and may the Force and RNGeezus be with you!

[yasdnilmac]

2019 favourites

Albums

1. Angel Du$t: Pretty Buff (Roadrunner)

2. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Ghosteen (Bad Seed Ltd.)

3. Sorry Girls: Deborah (Arbutus)

4. Weyes Blood: Titanic Rising (Sub Pop)

5. Men I Trust: Oncle Jazz (Return To Analog)

6. Aldous Harding: Designer (4AD)

7. Clairo: Immunity (The FADER Label)

8. Charli XCX: Charli (Atlantic)

9. Royal Trux: White Stuff / Pink Stuff (Fat Possum)

10. Carly Rae Jepsen: Dedicated (604/SchoolBoy)

11. The National: I Am Easy To Find (4AD)

12. Vanishing Twin: The Age of Immunology (Fire)

13. Purple Mountains: s/t (Drag City)

14. Tyler, the Creator: IGOR (A Boy Is A Gun)

15. Vampire Weekend: Father of the Bride (Columbia)

16. Ariana Grande: thank u, next (Republic)

17. Young Guv: GUV I & II (Run For Cover)

18. Drugdealer: Raw Honey (Mexican Summer)

19. Teebs: Anicca (Brainfeeder)

20. Nilüfer Yanya: Miss Universe (ATO)

21. Tengger: Spiritual (Extra Noir) / Spiritual 2 (Beyond Beyond Is Beyond)

22. Sharon Van Etten: Remind Me Tomorrow (Jagjaguwar)

23. Drab Majesty: Modern Mirror (Dais)

24. Caroline Polachek: Pang (Perpetual Novice)

25. Private Agenda: Il De Reve (Lo)

26. Taylor Swift: Lover (Republic)

27. oso oso: Basking in the Glow (Triple Crown)

28. Pretty Matty: Pretty Matty (Get Better)

29. black midi: Schlagenheim (Rough Trade)

30. Deerhunter: Why Hasn't Everything Already Disappeared? (4AD)

31. Empath: Active Listening: Night on Earth (Get Better)

32. Better Oblivion Community Center: s/t (Dead Oceans)

33. Badge Époque Ensemble: s/t (Telephone Explosion)

34. Bart: Today, Tomorrow, & The Next Day (idée fixe)

35. Crumb: Jinx (Crumb)

36. Synkro: Images (Apollo)

37. Anna Meredith: FIBS (Black Prince Fury)

38. Corridor: Junior (Sub Pop)

39. Flore Laurentienne: Volume 1 (Costume)

40. Jayda G: Significant Changes (Ninja Tune)

41. Jacques Greene: Dawn Chorus (LuckyMe/Arts & Crafts)

42. Le SuperHomard: Meadow Lane Park (Elefant Spain)

43. The Twilight Sad: It Won/t Be Like This All the Time (Rock Action)

44. Barrie: Happy To Be Here (Winspeak)

45. Phillipi & Rodrigo: Paciencia (Deewee)

46. Death & Vanilla: Are You A Dreamer? (Fire)

47. Bodywash: Comforter (Luminelle)

48. Panda Bear: Buoys (Domino)

49. Pedro the Lion: Phoenix (Polyvinyl)

50. Skinny Pelembe: Dreaming Is Dead Now (Brownswood)

Tracks

1. Sorry Girls: One That You Want

2. Normani: Motivation

3. Clairo: Bags

4. Nasty Cherry: What Do You Like In Me

5. Lauv feat. Anne-Marie: fuck, i’m lonely

6. Charli XCX feat. Christine and the Queens: Gone

7. Aldous Harding: The Barrel

8. Daphni feat. Paradise: Sizzling

9. Ariana Grande: NASA

10. Grace Ives: Mirror

11. Weyes Blood: Everyday

12. Taylor Swift: The Man

13. Jai Paul: He

14. BTS feat. Halsey: Boy With Luv

15. FKA twigs: Cellophane

16. Carly Rae Jepsen: Too Much

17. The National: Rylan

18. Vampire Weekend: This Life

19. Grimes x i_o: Violence

20. Jessie Ware: Adore You

21. Kesha feat. Big Freedia: Raising Hell

22. Purple Mountains: All My Happiness Is Gone

23. ROSALÍA: Aute Cuture

24. 100 gecs: Money Machine

25. Caroline Polachek: So Hot You're Hurting My Feelings

26. Lauv feat. Troye Sivan: i’m so tired…

27. Georgia: About Work the Dancefloor

28. Magdalena Bay: Mine

29. The 1975: Frail State of Mind

30. Shawn Mendes: If I Can’t Have You

31. Angel Du$t: Big Ass Love

32. Tame Impala: Patience

33. Taylor Swift: Cruel Summer

34. Lil Mosey: Live This Wild

35. Jenny Hval: Ashes To Ashes

36. Kitten: Memphis

37. Claud: Easy

38. Helado Negro: Running

39. Caribou: Home

40. Teebs feat. Panda Bear: Studie

41. Post Malone: Circles

42. DJDS: Magic Loop

43. Tyler, the Creator: I THINK

44. Banoffee feat. Empress Of: Tennis Fan

45. PUP: Kids

46. Charli XCX feat. Lizzo: Blame It On Your Love

47. Deerhunter: Whatever Happens To People?

48. Royal Trux: Suburban Junky Lady (Ariel Pink Remix)

49. Kyle Dixon & Michael Stein: Starcourt

50. Little Jesus: Los Años Maravillosos

EPs

1. Dry Cleaning: Sweet Princess/Boundary Road Snacks and Drinks (It’s OK)

2. Malibu: One Life (Joyful Noise)

3. Magdalena Bay: mini mix vol. 1 (Luminelle)

4. SASSY 009: KILL SASSY 009 (Luft)

5. Ducks Unlimited: Get Bleak (Bobo Integral)

6. Skee Mask: 808BB/ISS004 (Ilian Tape)

7. Daphni: Sizzling (Jialong)

8. girl in red: Chapter 2 (marie ulven)

9. Koffee: Rapture (Promised Land)

10. Octo Octa: For Lovers (Technicolour)

Compilations and Reissues

Autoclave: s/t (Dischord)

Beth Gibbons & Rustin Man: Out of Season (UMC)

Dinosaur Jr.: Green Mind / Where You Been / Without A Sound (Cherry Red)

Duster: Capsule Losing Contact (Numero Group)

Emerson: If You Need Me Call Me (Kalita)

Galerie Stratique: Horizzzons (Public House)

Greg Belson's Divine Disco Volume Two: Obscure Gospel Disco from 1979 to 1987 (Cultures of Soul)

Hefner: Fidelity Wars (Where It’s At Is Where You Are)

His Name Is Alive: His Name Is Alive All The Mirrors In The House (Home Recordings 1979 - 1986) (Disciples)

Insides: Euphoria (Beacon Sound)

Jonathan Fire*Eater: Tremble Under Boom Lights / Wolf Songs For Lambs (Third Man)

R.E.M.: Monster (Craft)

Royal Trux: Quantum Entanglement (Fat Possum)

Seaside Lovers: Memories In Beach House (Ship To Shore)

Sloan: Navy Blues (murderecords)

Stereolab: Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements / Mars Audiac Quintet / Emperor Tomato Ketchup / Dots and Loops / Cobra and Phases Group Play Voltage in the Milky Night / Sound-Dust / Margerine Eclipse (Duophonic)

Steve Hiett: Down On The Road By The Beach (Be With/Efficient Space)

Supercrush: Never Let You Drift Apart (Debt Offensive)

Super Furry Animals: Guerilla (BMG)

Team Dresch: Personal Best / Captain My Captain (Jealous Butcher)

The Blue Nile: Hats (The Blue Nile)

The Springfields: Singles 1986​-​1991 (Slumberland)

Thrush Hermit: Clayton Park (New Scotland)

Various: A short illness from which he never recovered (Blackest Ever Black)

Various: Brought To Light (FatCat)

Various: Pacific Breeze: Japanese City Pop AOR & Boogie 1976-1986 (Light In The Attic)

Various: The Daisy Age (Ace)

Various: The Sound Of Love International 002 (Love International)

[glopratchet]

delivery-two

You find yourself walking along an empty road in a desolate part of town "I'll see you later Delivery of the book is a little late, but it's still better than nothing "Thanks, " you say as you put away your bag and begin to get dressed You head out the door and into the night, heading towards your destination How to increase rank What to do next? There are no other people around, so you can think about these things now You continue on your way until you reach a familiar building with a large sign over it reading 'The Library' After some time has passed, you notice that there isn't any police car in sight The place looks just like when you were here before for class It feels weird not being able to read anymore though One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' You could make up your own quest if you really wanted to Already knowing the way from memory, you decide to try something new; You begin to enter the library Inside, is even more deserted than the outside A group of teens with skateboards simply stare at you as you pass by them with around twenty books in your hands They knew you weren't actually a member of their little gang One person does not have to nessary complete every single quest available to raise their rank to 'Hero' Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city If you chose to ignore the skateboarders, go back to start Once all key deliveries are completed you can unlock and urgent delivery to the mayor of the city Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank Teacher's Pet Every fight in the game is a boss fight Complete the urgent quest and you will advance to the next rank: Every time you die or fail a quest you can choose to start over from the beginning or continue where you left off The people watching you gain nothing from your success, they are only benefitting themselves If however, you are able to successfully complete the game, reaching 'Hero' rank and choosing to submit your accomplishments it will grant every player that does so in the future with 'Infamy Points' Every alligator requires some degree of stragtehy not matter what gear you have equipped right? Using an end gator weapon on a four foot yearling wont count squat if you dont know what you are doing but there are some things even the large razor sharp teeth and strong bite cant destroy im talking about people Item set-up for people killer: Claws- 4inch gold zinc alloy finger nails studded with 7centimeterglass cutting blades under the nails connected to a 3inch Zinc all weather guidance system with target painted for maximum accuracy Hands- level 3 kevlar sleeve guards with 11 inch bite reflex protected steel bones and plastic protecting the others Helmet- includes shooting range targetting HUD and forcefield visor that shocks attackers Item set-up for people killer: Basic strategy - انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل Advanced Strategy- انزفاشة للخس للمتعوب عليه Legendary Strategy- ; (coming soon) Basic strategy- انتشار ضربات الكلى للقاتل And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: Name- Zeus Location- Somewhere nearby your house Loot- Full armor set including helmet, gauntlet, boots, robe, steel rod, bracers, and knuckles Also loot is only good till higher ranks Missions too Special loots only drop in specific missions those being And guides to the alligators that appear in the game: First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode When you begin, you find yourself somehow walking along a abandoned road on a slightly overcast day with cloudy skies First things first make a chariorot or take one you already made and give them the name 'Sebastian' for this mode Thats already made it weird for you Upon heading down said road in search of signs of other life you suddenly are greated by the sight a a car crash people are dead, or undead Pick one You see a single male adult out of the car attempting to bite an infant in a car seat in the back of the car You being a kind person that you are decide to help and grab a pipe wrench laying under the front of the car to destroy his head with Thats already made it weird for you Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators When done finish the mission and choose to continue for next rank Next is the burned house Very complex and detailed houses and props for this quest Upon reaching the front you immediately notice that there is something going on in that house however you gotta kill em all to help them! so open up the gate leading into the front yard of the house Process the alligator afterwards and use supplies from his clothing and the car to create one big Guide to alligators Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Set aside the delivery man story line for a moment and lets begin with this new started narrative now shall we? Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, send a request for rover drones to run security while searching the premisesand finally decree that if the troops come across Weaponized Plauge victims to restrain them instead of killing them immediately Begin reconnaissance of the house which contains blocked off windows and door with cross beams nailed into place Send out a beacon for the googizon drones to send you reinforcements with weaponized low intensity EMP devices, If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal After finishing the humans caving in their own defenses with battering rams tear down said reffening beams then cautiously and quietly enter the house Upon entering you are greated by a female human pointing a shotgun at you "Can you help us? " she asks after shouting at somebody farther inside the house You make sure to buff yourself with all currently available protections before replying "Why certainly ma'am I am hear to rescue you If you bring a grill you can cook the left overs into a consumable meal Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House Next up: The Catacombs Rare medium well done Human Steak for defeating the Burned House The longer you cook the better the taste after all The longer you cook the better the taste after all Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, and the brine for the next quest in act 4 Gather herbs for more HP or Salt for the traps, Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, and salt for brine Alternatively you can gather C4 plastic explosive to blow said house up from outside the restriction zone Also as a hidden note if you try to break into the house by bring AI with manipulation abilities you can turn around the Hostile Lady human into a friendly one by ordering her allies to kill themselves Well thats what it seems to do at least Collect mushrooms for the cellar or fresh fruit for the traps, Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, and netting for the lab Collect honey for healing pouches or stingers for flash grenades, Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, as well as the next quest After the talk finish up the house with Orange Juice and a hammer for good measure Combine items in certain order and recive a resulting potion that gives you a full heal, Sometimes things will look hopeless Begin slaying the Creeps and upon their deaths dance a victory dance as the scary Noise tracks them by your heartbeat and are then destroyed by your immune system Well not really but surly that would be cool Keep playing for massive amounts of nightmarefuel or watch a kid in his bed weep as his teddies hearing is 10 times better than that of his parents and you would be 1 mile away by now You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have run out of potions for now so the choice is left to you whether to go out and snack on a few humans or slay monsters within the safety of the walls You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required Bring guns and rifle ammo for the guards or antibiotics in case you or your monsters get wounded out there You are running low on consumables so for the next quest go hunting humans for food or seek out a large vehicle wreck to pilfer parts from You have fainted twice from lack of blood so restock is required You feel the need to pull out and restart that ending was just silly Ah well no help for it Brush your teeth and go back to the start Hey this is incredibly hard but very fun once you figure out the trick, my only problem now is I dont want it to end due to how creative and well done it all is, thank you! Also completing the game a 2nd time on easy mode would probably take about half the time! Check it out if your running low on time You feel the need to pull out and restart, Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, and healing is basically free and unlimited if you have the how acquired Looking back on it I should have taken the time to gather more herbs and such, Oh well maybe on new game plus Gathering quests aid in your survival as the require you to keep yourself fed from the get go, Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, makes it very easy compared to others I have played though due to this What more is there to say other than this game stuck with me and tickled my fancy, ending was worth the time spent playing for sure Thank you again for all your work put into this creation Run around gathering enough items required to complete the quest does have its perks, Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Someone needs honey to keep away the infection hordes Travel to the hive and get it and also a certain plant extract to stop the primary infection types in the surrounding areas You now have 2 choices of where to go for the main quests Gather enriched uranium for small arm ammo to gain access to a stadium or explore further a find a way of talking to the ZCI surrounded by hundreds of infected humans blocking your path Travel to the hive and get it, Above all else scavenge and survive Gather herbs for the researching of a cure of transport the possible cure to the forces holding out nearby, or head back home to defend it from hordes of infected and the mysterious 'darkness' killing infected and even survivors alike Above all else scavenge and survive Dont break the egg and trust no one These story options give the game a great deal of replayability for those extra fun game sessions! Thank you for dropping by, I hope you have an incredible day and anticipating your visit next time! Dont break the egg, Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Its the same for mutants too Also many large vehicles spawn with locked doors You need to find the keys or the tools to unlock them in order to loot them properly Tanks are artiulated like a mans leg at the hip and can easily be put out of action with a few well placed shots to that area Also on the undersides of heavy and cramped armored cars you can find vulnerably engines and other weak points to destroy them quickly too Some times your weapon will bounce off the armoured shells unless they can be flipped onto there back first Abandon the delivery quest, it is too unrealistic and you risk loosing items if you linger As other comments have said remember rotting meat, once identified as such, is off the list as far as eating goes Remember to shoot windows out first to prevent infection entering treatment plants/ozone factories you may want to explore strongest thing in there are the huge fans that create the air flow for the ozone filters and quite powerful Great for fanning a flame up into a roaring blaze Abandon the delivery quest, Great lizardskull Im lost I ternd the accptnce tform into egnigbt qwestcion but now Im frmsh? Ehtan Socity is mbbblawtted beesyo knwnonttwwird Upehauemeh noice bbboo in evndecdosnt robetrsmne Perfect beeing: a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish You don't have to scavenge for items or make moral choices to determine outcomes This was also reality once, we do not need it again The game isn't great It's hours of nothing happening other than pressing a button here and there then fighting the same 2 or 3 mutants over and over before you can finally pass on to the next bland uninteresting location a delivery game where you may rob and trash as you wish Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied so its instantly on the floor with your basic gear when you need to run or have both hands free Guns should never be kept in backpacks! Hard or soft luggage of any kind unless ripping it open takes only 1 second So a proper loop to put forefinger and thumb through should be present to open in one single move Your most basic pounch set up should be slung over one shoulder with the drawstring untied Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, eg broken fingers, heavy bruises, stab wound etc Try to store at least 2 full pints ; (running from refrigirated foodstores is great fun! ) of contaminated water that can be used when dousing flames or mixing healing potions if there is a shortage Dump dirty and very contaminated away ASAP Also use for trashing around to make unsettling noises to create scares Always have some "Wide Area" Ten potions- use these to recover from minor injuries that restrict your action but you can still move and fight, Ten mega potions use these to hear after sustaining a major injury IF deemed still playable after review by designers then don't worry about the extra waste if allergic to meds and really need to rest Two healing potions heal up to half of your missing required health no matter the state of decay Dump dirty and contaminated water aftwards away IF allergic to meds then you might have had it and prolly best not to risk meds untested The gaming staff have been quite health and safety concious in that regard Your call Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Take note of and use the colour codes on your tat when creating these very specific liquid medicines, this helps a lot with the jargon Always get Energy Potions Ten energy potions ensure you maintain movement even under heavy fire Combine with meds if required Dump after 24hrs due to waste and limited shelf life Must combine them from stratch with non-contaminated water from a cleaned source taking at least 40 mins to make thme unless sucessful first time then only 20 Three or more paintballs Gathering friends for a fight improves the prize 20 random shells: makes taking out enemies quick and easy Aim for head Check back pocket pouch for more ammo Incremenet your shot quota to 100 after passing training and winning prize Three or more paintballs: Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s aim well, you cannot get another shot until your previous one expires or hits Great way to track down looters in a hurry! Beachball - drop this unique bouncy ball to block sinks and other passages and create safe routes or traps for enemies to fall into Each can be used at most twice so save them for the best moments Watch out as an explosion can cause it to pop causing ! DANGER! water to come thundering down Hit an alligator with a paintball and they will be visible on the map for 30s Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Duck and Cover! Ten minutes can be renewed if another is thrown into the same hole Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! Locate other survivors carrying bookbags way easier to spot at a distance when equiped in this area Bring more packs for greater radius Well done steaks decrease hunger need a way to cook em soon! 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing 20 whetstone- use these to sharpen your weapon turning it into a scissors like edge which can cut when stabbing Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Ammo Costs: White Dots: 10 Bullets Red Dots: 20 Bullets As you progress through the cityscape you'll be gifted with coins and cash from fallen enemies, loot locations or contests won you can use this to replenish your ammo needs Be sure to check back with the trader to exchange your cash when needed Items- Check your tatoo for full details on all bonus items Dung bombs; ( dung bomb ) - make even the worst, baddest, meanest daily task seem less set with a well placed explosion of dung! Shops hardly ever have these so buy some while you can! ( dung bomb )- make even the worst, Casing ; ( sap plant stone/iron ) Slime; ( royal jelly cancerous ) Null berries Note that some online scammers have been changing the format of payment from the previous generation's bank pins Also some limited edition items more info on the official site once it returns from this bug Sonic bombs - A suprise to everyone, these bombs actually suduce an audible sound wave at a certain frequency that only some creatures can here, and the rest suffer no damage but instead are knocked over! Sonic bombs- A suprise to everyone, Water blight ( worthless brown goo)-So after being in the wild for so long ive worked out this slime is often found around filthy infected water sources, so ive realised boiling it and adding special ingredients removes the brown colour and makes it almost clear Water blight; Alligators are weakest to ice followed by fire water and thunder You must allow 24 hours for orders to be prepared or you can pick it up right away but this may not be as good Crystal bones - these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection vouchers: awarded from some fights when your opponent was really trying to kill you! Champion reptile hide bag This is made from the animal skin of a Snake, Lizard, Crocodile or other large reptile creature There are not many left now so cherish it or find something better if you can Crystal bones- these old ancient relics were used in sacrificial rituals and can be carved in the same style to add to your collection Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Deliver 4 gold fish to gecko rock Some alligators will need you to bring energy drinks to tame and domesticate them Get gecko rock army ready 200 by 400 array formation Updates can be found on the website when fixed also limited mutant lizard gloves for sale! Some alligators will need you to bring energy drinks to tame and domesticate them High reach is advised thanks to large bugs and enemy climbing up Half dream circle with sun on Tuesdays at noon High reach is advised thanks to large bugs and enemy climbing up Constantly move, strafing around you and quickly starfing away Shooting star at night means good luck coming your way Spraying one of these on you somewhere means no creature will attack you for 10 minutes or untill you get too close You develop a rash and begin to lose health fast, before collapsing and dying from massive organ failure If completed soon you can avoid death and become safe again strafing around you and quickly starfing away Watch out for the posion bite The alligator holds fast and does not let go, it slowly drains your life away Better break its grasp eventually with brute strength or something else You refuse to help leading to death by walker bite Weak from blood loss you cannot help yourself and even assist in saving your food sources You choose to move on leaving them to die Carefully avoiding death by bite you lose some hair and are hairless for a decade afterwards Speeder spider webs growing out from a nearby mountain range need collecting High risk of spawnlings but also high priced Tracking down treesnakes for powerful healing ability parts They swim away and cannot be caught easily, try setting traps or hunting in small teams Everything increases in price, Tranquil has very little to offer going forward You lose two slots for infected items, they hoped you would accept these terms but who knows if they would have stuck to them Speeder spider webs growing out from a nearby mountain range need collecting Gore magala leather is always prized, partly because the creature tends to poison those it touches and partly becase of its aesthetics Try using a slingshot with metal tips to bring down birds Your mainly feeding yourself at this point, shooting the throats out of passing birds It takes several days but eventually after fending off some infected you are able to cook by a fire and sleep in a tree-hole baited with fresh human flesh You understand the situation now Gore magala leather is always prized, Glopratchet rank You stay with the bitter pirates hidden away in their town for a few weeks being looked after Eventually you realise getting back to your home island will be no easy feat, all the pirate ships are gone and most of the captains are now dead forcing you into hiding Glopratchet rank 4 Alright welcome to gloptrachte rank at this point you have the option of two paths, pirate or recluse survivalist Alright welcome to gloptrachte rank 4, Here is wehre you get the title of one of the most difficult video game ever made The difference in both paths is almost non-existent until you are faced with a particular choice later Dunno what happens then either but do the other version first and well thats that ive done it You prefer to be a pirate if only because its looks more fun Alligators in g rank hit a ton harder than anything you have faced yet, and the situations are suddenly becoming very dangerous Can you become the worlds toughest pirate? There is a pirate town called 'portsmouth' thats almost totally controlled by psychoactive substances Rumored to be enhanched with giggle smoke making the inhabitants near invincible Possibly leading to enhanced combat prowess and unnatural luck? For more information look G rank pirates on wiki Alligators in g rank hit a ton harder than anything you have faced yet, Its not uncommon to faint once or twice during a delivery even when wearing end gator gear Your G-wrench becomes a sideshow feature for more than a few days in the ludus gladiatoria Goring, impaling, crushing blows fail to break its frame as you happily explain its craftmanship to onlookers Arbalests and muskets fired sit deep in its hinges and metal crossbars while so far none have managed to scratch its sizeable diamond crystal head Its not uncommon to faint once or twice during a delivery even when wearing end gator gear! Make a new chariot as soon as you hit g rank keep the G-wrench equipped at all times if you do end up delivering in it Sure they are devastating even without the end-game setup but will make very few friends! Dropping a forum post saying you plan to find a group for delivery might attract interest There absolutely will be people who ask to join as well as people telling you the suicidal odds Ignore the negativity and find matchers, only go with those who dont question if you are prepared or not Make a new chariot as soon as you hit g rank, Tetsucabra x You set off from ivald rank somewhere amidst a typical batch of nievey caves, thinking you are searching for the askos of gibber linision milk You travel, mostk of the time, dawn to dusk mostly without issue but suddenly staring at the faces of two tetsucabra in a narrow cave corridor Your group was ill prepared for a fight with even one but with your tiny number and no access to weapons its a moment of extreme danger Tetsucabra x 2 Seregios are often very much alone when they hunt, especially so in this instance with no large bodies of water anywhere near but its unusal to travel in a group The beasts appear to be just as confounded by this situation as you and stare at each other as much as they do you They move towards you slightly and make aggressive hissing noises as if trying to scare you but are clearly as nervous about this encounter as you are Seregios are often very much alone when they hunt, Regios x You stand in awe at the cave interior, despite being increasingly desensitized to beauty Its as if someone hollowed out half of a mountain underground and fabricated a masterpeice out of it An underground limestone courtyard with caverns stretching in multiple directions overhead and below, stalagtites tangled with lush bioactive plants hanging around brilliantly lit pools of water Regios x 2 Birthday berries and glow worms aplenty illuminate the area giving more than enough light to see by while small savage hunters are seen dancing around fires in the distance, just outside Its as close to a utopia as you can think of under the surface at least The tribes here are the Regios, lazy and lackadasical yet so incredibly intelligent, artists and sculptors unrivaled in all of monsterdom Birthday berries and glow worms aplenty illuminate the area giving more than enough light to see by while small savage hunters are seen dancing around fires in the distance, Chasing tail Chasing tail, fighting and games of chance fill up most of their days but should a question, financial or otherwise nature occur they are without a doubt some of the smartest, partially due to the inbreeding common for the tribe Deciding to sneak by undetected you crouch behind larger plant spanning across the cavern and wait The monsters here thrive on a diet of bioactive plants and fruit which grow all over this place Berserk tetsucabra enemies of the regios tribesmen and poisonous to boot, relentlessly try to attack them with no avail thanks to hours and hours of feasting on the region's native anti-venomgrowth They lack predators, doubly so since the regression of the drotch population They are incapable of sustaining 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insane The front page is nothing but quests to go on, and Jorny is currently looking over one for a merchant whose cargo shipment was stolen You peruse the other news and notice that there's one in particular that catches your eye It lists various sightings of Slendy in Rask The front page is nothing but quests to go on, Go get the honey The path is now open but never repeatable Making gains in rask, Whats noteworthy is that the fungal lifeforms in rask lack the poison of their seemly evolutionary cousins due to prolonged exposure to the sun and overgrowth Go get the honey #6 Alligators are sick go heal them with nullberries or cooked meat Bored and no quest? Use the app to browse through images on th network and comment, like and upvote to your hearts contentBased upon your feedback Ive made some changes to the app to allow for more interactive fun! Beautiful mushrooms red orange blue and green in colorATION_VALUE can be used in multiple recipes due to their texture and sheen ATION_VALUE can be used as healthy food when cooked Was the guest deck actually important? Alligators are sick go heal them with nullberries or cooked meat Alligator virus is spreading must heal them soon FUCKING PARASITE BURST FROM SITIES SOLID STOMACH AND KILLED HIM UGHGHH @ Allen #4 Boring! Go on a proper rant! New patch, Slight increase in Stamina regen outside of combat Noticable difference in strength related actions Run into two Slenders fighting over territory- They immediately run away upon sight Alligator virus is spreading must heal them soon Need alligator tail pronto cooking stew Was the hedonism level of population too low? HELLO THE NEW MESSAGE SEEMS TO BE: ALL IS WELL I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT YET You approach a skinny fellow reading at a table warmed by the sun On it lies crosses feet away from his scrawny body in its grey tunic covered by a worn cloak He has messy facial hair that partly hides a hare lip Need alligator tail pronto, At last you finally come toe to toe with the seregios harbinger himself No longer do you see the white beards and solemn faces of philosophers and priests twisted by the ravages of time like the emissary, instead you're faced with a stereotype of youth: The overconfident-yet-incapable squire who only faces dangers he can't contender with His tunic is clean of any blood or viscera yet it would be folly to assume it has not been acquainted with such things At last you finally come toe to toe with the seregios harbinger himself Bleeding ailment swollen tongue, complains about itching We have swept the last remnants of the Vessel from our stronghold There remaind be a few hidden in obscure places that we are working to root out but after finding a laboratory I can safely say we have won Although our removal of the infected area will be noticable to onlooking vessels I trust that with good faith and a open ear we can stear clear of perjorative actions by your company Bleeding ailment, Health will decrease as you spring or evade situations to reduce the spread of disease This may or may not also affect your friends' illnesses Gangrenous Gum ; (-2 Conv) A small abscess on one of your teeth has become gangrenous and necrotic, and you need immediate attention lest it festers Deterioration is increasing in many essential machinery components we cannot keep up with repairs and construction quick enough Fancy that! Health will decrease as you spring or evade situations to reduce the spread of disease Mosswine jerky or steaks to cure disease? Mosswine jerky or steaks to cure disease? Farm for equipment Give these folks sustainable food supplies for their help with machinery You manage to push the walking engine out of it's joint-infected area and into a more localised hotspot, unfortunately before you can issue healing it blows a gasket and begins leaking boiling gears and oil all over the place leaving burns that fester through harsh oxidation Your services are of no longer needed by the employeers and the ones responsible for your hire are nowhere to be found Fearless Beast not quite busted Information has been gathered but at what cost of magic essence and fatigue? Pushing onwards would be suicide and retreat would be unless you had a horse or knew the way as the Slenders constantly pursued you but definitely hurting, you withdraw before it recovers It was a great help to have survived that nasty spill into a rough tangle of underbrush that broke your fall after fleeing from the heavy beasts charge and stumbling blindly into a narrow ravine while fleeing from the Slender man Beast not quite busted but definitely hurting, Brute tigrex slain find flamespear: yes To flip to the back You stagger back to the town with the roaring beast hot on your heels and launch a firebomb into its maw as it leaps to consume you for its evening meal It roars after being set ablaze and rampages through the nearest village tearing it apart and destroying several homes and structures Brute tigrex slain Temper tantrum Charm up from a furry beast Tainted: 0 Mutation: 2 Cavemeats foundry Showdown Hunters vs Mutants You leave a delicious eitgeist, ghoul or even a humansoul for the beast to consume before wiping away any trace of yourself and sneaking away as you feel its satisfaction resonate inside of you Heap of Ashes - You wish me a good night, but is it? The comfort I give he cannot, he's trying yet I prevailed and live to see another night! [Dropping Threat level by one] Showdown: Brute tigrez is a true force to be reckoned with and take consolation in the fact I slayed it with my own hands [Tainted: Withdrawing at the brink of death after seeing what I must do to survive cowardice or a pragmatic decision? The beast makes no fuss when shown the gift and settles down for a sleepy night of satisfaction You drop the body of the stealthy girl into a pit with several enraged mutants infected with class 3 extras that pisses on them before falling asleep with a happy smile Brute tigrez is a true force to be reckoned with and take consolation in the fact I slayed it with my own hands [Tainted: Topple or mount the alligator to access the tail for an escape route You run all the way back to the mansion panting and wheezing but feeling great joy that you survived such a deadly area alive The beast's lunging bite catches the scouts thigh, completely tearing it off and sending spurts of blood into the air as it keeps turning in mid air to land on its back for good measure causing blood and flesh to stain the floor 0 / Mutation: Hideous beast? Topple or mount the alligator to access the tail for an escape route Things go south very quickly after she becomes enraged from healing your heavily bleeding thigh wound and attacks you 2 on 1 You backup and they harry you into a dense maze of hedges forcing you to scramble desperately out of reach of their nails and teeth and suddenly you pop up right underneath some humunculi which is when you feel the rope go taught around your neck from above Things go south very quickly after she becomes enraged from healing your heavily bleeding thigh wound and attacks you 2 on 1 if it crits He bend down and begun to eat the flesh of the girl he just killed like a savage, ripping big hunks of soft tissue from her with his teeth as she screamed under him A grotersquely high increase in speed and damage buff that might make a single hit ruin your day A grotersquely high increase in speed and damage buff that might make a single hit ruin your day if it crits Breaking teeth takes a lot of hard work and frustratingly large bits if vengeance to achieve, instead you lash out at his eyes with the broken handle of your sword with all your strength Breaking teeth takes a lot of hard work and frustratingly large bits if vengeance to achieve, The tail can also be severed in one clean sweep but it's exceedingly difficult basically needing a running start from far away to get the leverage 10 feet of vertebrae, muscle and fat don't give very easily even when sliced through You finish him off with a big chunk ripped out of his chest just under his well what should be his arm muscles but are now just veiny lumps beneath pale white spiderwebbed skin and he collapses backwards heavily wounding his own now bleeding leg in his death spasm The tail can also be severed in one clean sweep but it's exceedingly difficult basically needing a running start from far away to get the leverage Bold of pink outbreak G3 permit quests Track down problematic gaseous individuals for the greater good ; (Particularly corrupt businessmen and politicians) Retrieve stolen medical supplies for the local hospital Looking at your new tasks in a literal light, saving gas souls and retrieving medicines seems like such a waste of your unique gifts but you have your orders and if this is how you can serve the RHF then that's your duty G3 permit quests: Into the heavens The true ba of all hunters are the skies Starting out early in the morning you head to your new tasks with a slightly positive attitude, wanting to believe that somewhere in there a good task exists for you to do Turning on the news when you wake up to a breakfast of refined sugars you are dismayed to find the ongoing plight of African starvation making headlines again and decide that perhaps taking down corrupt food industry people might not be a bad plan after all The true ba of all hunters are the skies A g rand furious rajang appr oaches! Deciding you don't have time to go on a scenic tour of the cities regions you settle on the central and custom office district as your starting point Sotweed Avenue in Lenbourgh is a bustling day and night economy and you can start right at the very top by investigating the highest local businesses for illegal dealings and heavily guarded warehouses A g rand furious rajang appr oaches! Advanced quagmire quarrel s should do the job They have to, because a gas filled monster of some kind is just bizarre enough that it might just take a silver bullet to the brain or heart to fell it The economic terrorists who lay waste to entire markets just to strengthen their own corporation's hold on bread and cereals makes it into your list Although do you really want to rain on their self-important parade by potentially taking down one of their captains? Advanced quagmire quarrels should do the job Demolisher constructions, land grabs and monopoly are the bare minimum evils of any self-respecting city district Taking a shortcut through a seedy alleyway you notice a covered manhole with steam hissing out from it on one side and the other blocked off by dead end rubble of fallen down wall You shrug to yourself and head in, it not being the weirdest thing to happen to you during a mission and at least your radar is giving you some advance notice this time Demolisher constructions, Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels It could surface anywhere so you decide to get yourself readily waiting at some kind of access point that you can move in on as soon as you identify its location Gogmazios is indeed in the city sewerage system but fortunately it's passing directly beneath the main business centre at this time and you ought be able to dispatch it here without having to chase it through the tunnels Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects Gogmazios is still no pushover to face without the element of surprise Even with it his sheer size combined with a horn attack that can breath lightning and a tail swing that emits radiation make him dangerous without several hundred yards between you and him The building complexes either side of the alley seem to contain cheap food outlets and clothing stores from what you can see in the windows but that's about it Weakest to fire and completely immune to status effects, Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface You use the building rooftop as a vantage point so you have a clear field of fire and discourage others from approaching the alleys significance at the same time Laying down behind some air conditioning machinery you rest your custom heavy rifle on the low wall, sighting slowly along it for any sign of movement in and around the stale covered manhole Apex alligator snapping beasts couldn't hope to reach you here so you predict that's where it must surface Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides alligators are easily capable of bursting concrete just by ramming everything from speeding trains to gawping tourists and can knock holes in solid metal ship hulls with pure strength You're not about to take this one for granted Some of the solid slugs you've loaded ought to do a pretty good job of punching through that armored shell if it stands still long enough for you to aim Perptually enraged and have extremely tough hides, Blast blight barnacles, seedlings and leviathans out of the water with high explosive rifle rounds composited with tungsten shards The best way to take down ceiling jellyfish is to blow them to smithereens of course however melty that may make you Blast blight barnacles, Molten tigrex claws, lightning phoenix feathers and pyre war third forearms are gathered into a tight bundle of explosive power to blast that warm glancing blow with added fire effect! Molten tigrex claws, Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, wyvern heart explosive tips and smoldering black chamber dragon gas bladders to ensure your payload brings down anything on four legs, two wings or 88 of them! You've just started to doze off when you hear a muffled crash coming from the alley below Your hand pulls the tarp off the gun as your eye finds him almost instantly and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Doomsday tier fatalis favor sharpened dragon bone beams, Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them Your pay is just supplemented by the materials which you salvage from the corpses of the monsters if you're not bothered about potentially hazardous chemicals and whatnot as well as a basic reward for completion Guild quests are not necessarty component to completing the game but you can get some pretty neat stuff from them and they're a good way of earning money if you can afford to Craft some of the rarer components Relic reward systems, while not as lucrative as they could be, still can leave you better off for taking out a single creature or group of creatures This isn't a lone gargoyle or manticore That would just be silly "Hey! Get that gun off my manhole! " Comes the muffled voice from below Out of reflex you almost point the gun at the opening but stop yourself remembering where you are just in time and refocus on the iron hatbox sliding towards it Relic reward systems, Rare drops You can only pick up one Which do you prefer? Rare drops: Almost every alligator has one of these massive teeth which can be worn as a solid token of your victory in slaying the beast, the size of the tooth correlating to the size of the creature Looking at the serried fangs alongside their shrunken lifeless bodies, you estimate that the one you shot must have been at least 13 feet long from tail to snout You don't know what breed of alligator you killed but you intend to mount this tooth on your wall when you get home! Almost every alligator has one of these massive teeth which can be worn as a solid token of your victory in slaying the beast, Alligators eat some to the strangest stuff you've ever seen, from bicycles to calves and even deer but one thing they love more than anything is Answer: Mouse! Toilet? Maybe If you were reading this as a question you'd be no closer to answering it correctly It's something way out there Alligators eat some to the strangest stuff you've ever seen, You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon You now there is always the one piece which never seems to drop in all the times you've done this mission and that's one of the indestructible parts you need to construct a certain weapon Queen extract Thankfully just one of these is needed this time, the same rules apply i Slaying the creature Vs selecting the correct part after it has been dismantled after death You have to choose exactly which part you need for the gun after identification Queen extract: Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Vs a clear fluid which boosts protective abilities to incredible levels The weight of your pick? Grease You've heard of some uses for this stuff but mostly in the bedroom, beyond that it's just smooths machinery and isn't much use outside of that Queen concentrate works especially well as a fire accelerant or somesuch, Immortal reactor One of the rarest reclusive high yield parts in the game, only ever seen a couple in your short time playing It's used to power turrets and automatically targets invaders to a set point It only activates at great distance from this location and you must choose one type of ammunition for it Immortal reactor: Barach pallium Should the need arise you can use this ragged cloak as temporary protection from the elements and temperatures On one awkward occasion it saved you from certain doom when entering an otherwise inaccessable area using a cheat code which sent you into negative coordinates Barach pallium: Rathian ruby A clear liquid which can be used at the origins of projectile weapons to give them increased explosive or kinetic energy upon contact You used one drop to shatter a solid rock bridge which was giving you grief when transporting Trico resources across For this reason it is often classed as rare although it's not an uncommon occurence for rocks to be broken by big beasts walking over them Rathian ruby: Tigrex mantle When worn this thick fur greatly increases your resistance to the elements and has kept you warm in winter ice storms and cool in clouds of ash on many occasions It's ever grateful for being allowed to accompany you on hunts Tigrex claw: Capable of moving in any direction these claws were once attached to the feet of a single normal looking tigrex before it was killed Tigrex mantle: Pulsating blastheart An oversized abnormal looking heart with a value in the hundreds of thousands, it's hard to believe that this was once inside a living breathing dragon and even harder to believe you removed it without killing the creature Pulsating blastheart: Conquest sphere How much is life is just a delivery service Unparalleled by any other in efficiency you've given the Rift and it's people everything from sticks to live for a few minutes to unimaginable weapons of destruction You don't know what this does yet, but it doesn't really matter you suppose Rift compass: That might be Martha's problem, she certainly says this thing helps her find hidden treasures everytime she goes somewhere new Make of that what you will How much is life is just a delivery service? You want this ok i will bring it to you so you dont have to go get it your goofy You want this ok i will bring it to you so you dont have to go get it your goofy Gargwa are ostrich like birds that run around with their heads and talons cut off if you are feeling sympathetic Gargwa are ostrich like birds that run around with their heads and talons cut off if you are feeling sympathetic To get them to drop an egg attack them from behind Kecha wacha wallop around in trees and flick sticks at people they can go play catch to get eggs Use your sword to hit tree trunks really hard several times they should fall after a amount of large ones crush them Kecha wacha wallop around in trees and flick sticks at people they can go play catch to get eggs Lair scare them out of their roosts at night Lair scare them out of their roosts at night Snow with occasional lamborgini crash = black market item for seasons locals not used to clearing snow themselves 5-10 varieties present always, autmn has new type of egg Snow with occasional lamborgini crash = black market item for seasons locals not used to clearing snow themselves Uncorner the market Buy hundreds of top layer eggs from kusatchi, let raise until large then corner egg market with ever large eggs until shortage causes problem for kusatchi Watch out for criminals, Government First build museum, mine, bank and otherunderground icon previsions, next create inns to attract traveler with money to spend, last get in fight with Zalan government about where they can build towns Build one right where the barracks or government is! Uncorner the market: Insultingly easy Golden plover riddle: Just because it looks like gold and the people look dumb, doesn't mean the birds brains are as small as its waist Advanced tigrex terror Stand under tree wait for it to fall Advanced tigrex terror: Hanner it out Dont ever use half measures, when you have an idea go all the way with it If the people think you are a tyrant then maybe being one will get you were you want undisturbed You dont fear being thought as a tyrant when it will make life better for the people You will be hated tho so hold back on some of the ideas you have about putting heads on pikes to warn others Hanner it out: Catch and release Get Gaius to go do this quest for you, If he dies then you merely lost a lackey if he succeeds you get someone who isn't afraid of doing what must be done to get the people calling you a god Mr Chuckles: You don't feel that this should be aimed at kids, but it is currently on the list anyway so make sure whoever does this is someone who likes kids Catch and release: Fear factor Have people go look for tigrex in the ruckuses they make everywhere they go They say that fat furry things never get traction, but this one does when it rips things to shreds It is called a shaggy and it seems determined to tear the armored horses you ride around on into tiny pieces To its prey the shaggy is like a cross between an oil drum bouncing down a flight of stairs and a tank Fear factor: This delivery cannot be completed by normal means if you ride ahead with the package and try to beat it to the person, the shaggy will catch up and destroy everything in its way If you follow behind it, the shaggy will dawdle along slowly enough that even a chimeral could get out of its way You need to somehow get the beast somewhere where it can do its monstrous deeds without interfering with important items like yourself Wat to do: This delivery cannot be completed by normal means, After you witness the alligator being attack by a steve the master of defense will force the quest into failure During the attack you can ran away if your health drops into low levels Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Defeat Steve and give gf a good pet type battled to complete goblinfog quest Kill evil plaguing lake and return for your reward in kruem Junction Then escort librarian back to town with you in hear to avoid being eaten by jayman jaywalkers Deliver fossilized bones and egg to Amelia in the tavern to resolve quest Kushala kushowdown You challenge kushala to a dance off and win Quest finished Kushala kushowdown: A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job Use pilum on guard, sell armor then give it to wenching with wench in haystack Take targetting medallion, and give tio dave Shhhhhhhhhh: ' It is illegal to use strong magic in uld diesil A weapon that fires masses of pure alligator energy from its mouth should do the job The echoing roar Hunting vicariously Scare the Priest by sending a monster to attack hm Bring the loot back to wenching with whitch in haystack witout waking up armored soldiers Save dungon dwellers and retuen to quest giver for your reward in kotis xi Shadows of the past: Take time portal back to where it all went wrong resolve paradox and return to actual present thousands of years later Hunting vicariously: The alligators can smell fear They will probably make short work of the pale normals that tend to scream a lot when they get scared The Guard Captain will probably get impatient and try to take the payment while you are on your way You were raised by an alligator Yours was a bit bigger though Get a reinforced waggon and load it with a scaly horror from the local lake or whatever you can find with large teeth and a hunger for anything close to normal bipedal size The fear mechanic is pretty fun Hunt with some alligator man and gain a bunch of bonuses against fear, recruit some alligator men to go scare people while you stay warm back at camp Unleash a horde of mind controlled orcs, goblins and other filler creatures to be mowed down After the quest is completed give the medallion to wench for the g spec forces The fear mechanic is pretty fun Shipping out Attack of the derro mutants use mixed monster army of Orc, ogre, kobold, ghoul trolls and even rat men with rusted steel to nilbogs to traverse the swamps and jungley Give all leaders mad crusade and fear aura and poor braves and innocent civvies die on your way to kill mad king Who now isnt mad and is actually strong are they sculling the plot to your favor Noctural commision Complete it in the day time Emperor crono personally send supooror maurad to take care of forest in his own way along with his own mutant army Who you've been terrorizing again because you hate fighting orcs SHIPPING OUT: Sell your armor to a village yokel named Bubba for a pittance Noctural commision: Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side he gives it a light pat and sends it, then another then another, pitter pattering past you to the Orcish camp "I'm going to send my meduza to sap the courage of the resolve there You look at him for a moment "Did you want to just use the meduza or do you want to pop in there yourself? The Dah'ren's brow raises half a centimeter as he considers this proposal Dah'ren will briefly shrink into the swamp to produce a speark from his side, Preadtor into prey ul: Convince rats to eat through chest protector of noble so he dies defending his city And Suddenly: Explode! Preadtor into preyul: Afraid of the dark choose a ghoul or some other darkness loving beast to accompany you and terrify foe with awful presence Worried about going slowly insane? Take a Sneek369! But of course you don't want to actually do any of these because some lines just shouldn't be crossed Time to take the battle to the orcs! Afraid of the dark? Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Blips appear on the tactical map as soldiers register their existence on the various life-monitoring systems installed in the fort - from an intelligence standpoint, it's fascinating how resource-light this operates - with a quick left twist you can control the lights, and with a quick right turn you can open and close the iris of an electro-magnetic powered door in one of the turrets Primal pounds through your veins as you take a moment to focus on the conflict at hand Hide and freak -attack with billipedes? Sure why not With adrenaline pushing you, mix melurs, men and ogre into the meatgrinder But before battle prepare large amounts of food , put it in fridge and release glunch with tooths ans tallow During battle open fridge for healing fast midfight ARGH! Hide and freak-attack with billipedes? Dinner guests Unasked you bring Friend and Ardanien friends to diner, fry ants and other six legs Halfway friends notice YOUR diet and lose interest in eating, play nice while they conscious, afterward meal is law unless selfdefense FLESH IS WEAK: need more medpower, flesh wounds always wider then long, should eat more plants and less Animals Height matters not: Dwarves same size as you but think themselves superior? Dinner guests : Buffet put alternating rows potatoes bread carrots bacon etc on plate, more stuffing then can eat before turning grr to orcish habit, ruins appetite seeing piles of food waste Not injure nurncy, the little ones are good creatures So, eat fast? slow? somewhere inbetween? All the advices push and pull you both ways so who knows maybe today just decide for yourself Behind you a large potbelly stove heats the entire kitchen and makes working golden and delicious Buffet: You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! The letters were: G for gnome, A for alligator, D for dead, I for impant Coagulant powder gets out of anything now the target is S for sotakians in silver, red drops down hatch with luck Yeah youve spilt turqouise ring on your DAMN IT! You have compelte the alligator delivery service challenge! How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? How fun with post game content when you have too much choice? And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! no idea what you will do now And crafting your favorite armors takes forever! Blastblight animals born with unnatural disease causing random damage and decaying flesh common in radicals, criminals Whispered: any idea, especially to someone already 'aware' mixed success can be of anything from news, rumors, poems Warped: an unpredictable but minor sideaffect of ascension exact effect unknown but never lethal Gets you out of boring parties though Blastblight: Striking gold lucky day, as in found old map to once glorious Sload basement full of magic things Handflare: sends out blindind light, signature sneaks tool mixed with above flarerep ; (spy tool) maybe work as nullifying smoke Oily blade: more stainsure than anything else but used by certain folks who like not having to clean the knife, just wipe off blood and its good again Striking gold : Into the mist works like smokescreen cloudkill but filled with acid Silverbirds: expensive meatballted magical birds that melt into valuable silver ingots when cooked, Great for bribes and festivities Guats think theyre from their god, so only catch them wild Into the mist: Looking at equipment can help determine what role you will play Maybe you are: A vicious killer without conscience or regard? An agile and stealthy assassin? Or an insuclaious hulk that crushes all opposition? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, not concerning himself with defense and aiming his attacks at a weak spot, taking powerful swings with every attack The flipside to this is that the enemy can try dodging or blocking the blows Would you be throwing massive elemental blasts or crushing fists from a distance? or focusing on debuffs and controlling the enemy's mind? Will you go in with poisoned dagger ready at any opportunity or patiently waiting with a straight sword for the moment to strike? For example a hunter with a hammer will attack the monsters head on with brute strength, Nothing makes for poor damage than four guys tripping each other up trying to get to the monsters head Having said that some players prefer the outlandish dodges over physical defense Finally there is a way to hold your ground and simply dictate the battle, casting spells and speaking into minds, but it can be just as effective to cripple your enemies first before getting into the thick of it yourself Take advantage of the many opportunities; differentiate your role from party members by taking different classes, or different focus within the same class! Oh and TRY TO SAVE THE TOWN! Watch for upswings super pounds and gi shells They like to travel in groups of four Certian weapon attack can be incredibly disruptive towards other hunters For example a Lightcasters truncheon can expose the weak points of even the most grotesque enemies and friendly fire When under ten feet of the enemy, the broad side of a sword's not much good so fill the gap with a whole orchestra of pain; a Ogre Steelcup's brass knuckles will turn simple slash into cracked ribs, a reaver's claw gives vicious cuts that bleed profusely and stagger the foe Try for common materials as well! Mind your positioning and make sure no other hunters are around when you are using them Look for zero radiusweapons or elemental attacks Some hunters prepare a single super powered attack they can aim at the centre of a group of enemies to destroy them all with one blast Others are happy with an elemental attack that burns the ground or puts a fog in the air that blinds everyone You might be surprised but people usually only pay attention to the largest monster in a group and Elements are at their strongest on smaller targets Contribute some other utility Anything to give your team the edge whether that be healing potions, darts for crowd control, traps or spells to terrorize enemies Caltrops are your friend against Fleshlancers! Something as simple as a little light and noise can keep a wizard from casting or scare a Creeping Devil back into its hole Contribute some other utility Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Grant your team wind pressure resistance or earplughs while bashing the alligators face in at the same time Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs think about how you can add something unique to the team! Now to choose your path! Last Epoch - Tome of the Elder Revival Like the Zealot's ode to the Saints, this book is less a book and more a collection of essays by theologians, historians, politicians, adventurers, warriors and healers on the Nature of Magnam the Elder, written on his death Dont just sit in the corner playing crummy healing songs, Keep equipment up to date When you weren't fighting Epoch's henchmen you patrolled with other terrestrials hunting new species or less friendly tribes of man beast along with usual expeditions for resources People are surviving longer out there so you brought back all the tools of the trade A few quick blows dismantle traps, everyone learns sniper When you rank up update all equipment of the approatiete rank Make sure the armory is visited at least once a week Luciferium - The Language of Lucifer The Zealots have several sections in different stages of construction in their underground temple and this language only appears there Thanks to it, believe it or not, good old trial and error process, we have deciphered a bit of it which allows us to learn how it works and build our own sentences Good news is, you won't ever forget it Carry lifepoweders and dust of life to heal teammates from afar Make sure the folks at home have all needed oil to make more lifeenergy potions! Carry pouch of extra bolts and sharpen teammates arrows Gunpowder needs Nitre ; (eastern Xaagon mine trap) Sulfur ; (Mount Fire! ) Charcoal, Ashes Get alchemy lab distilled it into medicinal potions again! Antitoxins, antibiotics and parasite repellents for the towns nearby Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Refer to rare catch drops to dertermine to capture or kill the alligater to retain the parts you need and run by the rest of the party to the next raider! Share items with your team Dont just take all the loot, especially not the lifepowders it is short in supply Dont hit mounted alligators in the head They are armored like tanks on top there! Aim for the eyes and hack at the feet! In a rage they will still charge through flames so beware, even more, when fleeing from an horror Finally: BE PREPARED! Dont hit mounted alligators in the head If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit If the halfbreed has telekinesis grab him quickly or bash his head in quickly or your armor will disappear and soul exchange starts Any injected monstrosities rush forward so horrifying that monstrosity-only rifles have been trained on you If they stay back or have physical weapons, you may retreat to hop on another beast or mount another assault Dance! If the alligator flinches the mount will automatically fail and retreat and you get a free hit Won't be long before we're living in actual houses again and survive past 30 So you see Ophelia, even with all the responsibilities and seemingly unfair rules the bosses have put on us, we're getting this team to work well and just look at the profitability Just make sure from now on that any poison-welding Zealots stay the hell away from acids or my beautiful plate armor will be stripped from my body quicker than wraiths from saintman hair! Come to think of it Cleghart did look a little shifty at dinner before I DO BELIEVE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS MISTER CLEGHART! why do they always give themselves away so my sweet demonic love, did you enjoy your presents? of-of course I didn't kill anymore! and she made you 'scared to hurt me' for quite some time at least until I became useful and she told me to when was it "Ophelia, position E! " Cap Muntz calls out, drawing my attention The ground shakes as beast of torturous skeleton and rotting flesh approaches the fort A disgusting sniffling from the back of its throat can be heard as it slowly makes its way up the hill we're shooting from, unaware of where the threats are coming from bad time to not have the radio, I can't call for a bombing I aim my rifle and take the shot perusing the armor between the ribs It howls, dropping out of sight to the left with a clumsy roll A volley of shots hit the dirt further down the hill and it bursts back up with fire in its mouth FIR-N " I struggle to pronounce before he drops like a rock once again in pain Definitely fire Flame-man? A flash explodes on the beasts chest and it screams before another volley of shots take its head off It collapses howling on the ground before them, sending them into a sprint back up towards our position