#i wanna say something unhinged

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Drawing Request:

Merlin & Arthur hugs! Or just any other character hugging Merlin, he needs it

:-P

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

gothcleats this swiftli that but you're missing the bigger picture. *pulls out my Riz Gukgak conspiracy board with all the red string from my crochet ben and hits it with my yard stick* they're a POLYCULE! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE IN LOVE!

[br-disaster]

i'm late but i couldn't resist this meme

[ctrl-lupin]

Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)

I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.

-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-

In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.

Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.

Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.

Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).

The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).

After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.

I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.

Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.

No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.

[eremin0109]

Haeryun: "Why do you go to such lengths?"

Junmo: "It's just...there's someone I want to protect."

*The camera pans to Euijeong*

Haeryun: "Huh"

*The camera pans to Gicheol*

Oh my fucking god OH MY FUCKINGH GSOHFWK

I will make a more coherent post on this later but GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[britneyshakespeare]

around 6 o'clock (east coast u.s. standard time) some guy from fucking australia, with no mutual friends obviously, friend- and message-requested me on facebook saying he hoped i didn't mind the add, but "you came up in my recommended and are the cutest ginger i've ever seen." and it like literally gave me chills because holy hellllll, how the FUCK did this guy find my profile? i have no public posts; i hardly ever comment on public posts; i don't post in large, active groups; etc etc etc etc so it creeped the FUCK out of me. sometimes fb puts ppl w no mutual friends in my "people you may know" but, creepily enough, they often are people i... know, if not have some sort of mutual connection with? like they might be old classmates or friends of friends creating new profiles (so no mutual friends yet), etc. and this is true for ppl who also don't have info on their profile saying they live in/near my hometown, went to my school at some point, etc. like THAT is very creepy how meta somehow knows that. but this guy from australia i am absolutely sure i have no connection to whatsoever. WHY WOULD I???? i have no connection to australia at all other than a couple of mutuals i have on here.

so anyway i took a screenshot of the message and showed it to my friends cuz i was freaking out about it and needed to get that off my chest and one friend was like "why dont you block him" (me reading that 4 hours later) and im like you know what i didnt think it was necessary but not a bad idea. and i go to check the message request and the message was unsent, and he also deleted the friend request. lmaooooo. maybe his girlfriend found his phone

[crescentfool]

never in my life did i think i need to makeout with a piece of software so badly but here we are i guess

[zackmartin]

super specific Hen/Zack parallel #1275: they have the same school mascot

[i-dont-bite]

i think...my byler hyperfixation is dying out...

[jekyllnahyena]

ok. just

i'm on excursion with my fellow students of the year for a week and somehow, have managed to fall sick during most of it.

which fucking sucks, our program is interesting as fuck, but hey, the whole last week i haven't been feeling well, so not that suprising cause instead of being sensible, i thought i could power through it.

so i've been lying in bed or wandering about the apartment for most of it. normally i'm good with having nothing to do cause i just draw, except that i decided not to take my drawing stuff with me cause i thought i wouldn't have any time anyway. it's literally the first time i ever did that and i shall never do so again.

but!

at the same time the fucking plague has once more broken out with our group and all over the week we're losing one after another dude to stick them in the second flat so they can be vaguely quarantined.

only, that as the residential already sick person, they tend to stay with me before they turn out positive.

i've somehow managed to share a room with now two different rona people and spent over 2 hours sitting on the bed with another one, cause we watched the f1 quatar race together (which was insane and then a shitshow but whatever) and i'm still fucking negative.

i know i'll prob just turn out positive next week, which sucks cause that's the actual introduction week for our university, but occasionally i just look at the ceiling and believe myself to have the immunsystem of a fucking god cause this is ridiculous.

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[total-drama-takes]

Sha-mod, be yourself

Authenticity is key

Annoying or not

im autistic im not allowed to be myself in dis society /hj

[sar3nka]

Btw I'm scared of monday. I just wanna talk to her. If I fuck up then I'll never see her again I think. But also she might not let me in at all so. lol.

[snekdood]

so august 2018 is when my peak being-crazy-made art craziness happened, huh

[bittersweetblasphemy]

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im in so much fucking pain but i can't even have weed to deal with it

[blushinggoku]

Recently I went into the DBS fandom wiki to read about the Goku Black/Future Trunks arc, because I haven't watched DBS past the Tournament of Power and the concept of Goku Black intrigued me so much. I'm so glad I didn't waste my time watching the episodes because Jesus