#i want to squish him aaaaaaa

[moremaybank]

jj let’s you sit on his face🥲 AAAAAAA

AKSDJHFBN PLEASE I CAN'T BREATHE!! ps. switch!jj vibes??

you're practically squishing and suffocating him but you have no time to care while he laps at your pussy and pulls orgasms from you with ease. eventually, he lets you take control when your fingers sink into his locks and hold him in place while you grind your clit against his tongue. he helps you out, his hands cupping your ass and aiding you as you roll your hips into his mouth. jj honestly just lets you use him until you're tired from cumming into his mouth over and over for as long as you can go. it doesn't matter if his mouth and jaw go numb, all he wants is for his girl to utilize him to her advantage. nothing gets him off more than the thought of pleasing and being good for his achingly sweet-tasting girl.

concepts

[theproblemcallednight]

aaaand we’re back w more hosting from night

hello fellow living creatures and bots that haunt me, welcome back to my weekly splurge of the new bsd ep

obvi spoilers for bsd s5 ep 8 and also the manga, u guys know the drill

teruko is my queen i luv her i wanna marry her omg

atsushi thought w dazai gone bed have peace. but no. atsushi will never have peace. also look and aku. i luv him

AAAAA SHES MY QUEEEEEN I LUUUVVVVV HERRRRR

kenji baby nooooooo. not near ur bdayyyyyy. it’s ok i’ll gib u as many beef bowls as u want

TETCHO STOP BEING SEXY WHILE BEATING UP A CHILD. Y R U SO DAMN FINE

GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG THEY DID THE THING THEY DID THE THING BONES IS PULLING THROUGH YES YES YES Y IS NI INE TALKING ABT THIS WE GIT YHE MARRIES SUEGIKU COUPLE OMG YES YES YES YE-

god if he’s this pretty here he’s gotta be stunning in the manga. i need to reread it

oh no kenji got angy

AAAAAA MARRIED SURGIKU CONFIRMED MY SOURCE IS MY SOUL. also kenji and tetcho r sonsweet together they’re like brothers :)))

MERSAULT GIRLIES R BACK YAY. also sigma looks so cute here. but when is he not being cute

my lil sleep deprived baby boi. he’s working so hard mushi better be taking care of his bf

omg yes. sigma u kick that bitch. beat him to a pulp. slay girl keep at it

sigma honey, he was unhinged since day one this prison break ain’t doing shit

oo it’s cat lady! i thought her hair was pink tho. oh well

omg there r so many good fedya shots. i luv him. out wet rat anemic man

THE RETURN IF CHUUYA. also the drowning sounds he was making were so wired and funny like wat

bitch u wanna kiss ur ex so bad rn. stop feeling bad for him he’s gonna come and point a glock at ur head in like 2 min dw u can confess then

goodbye! he’s sounded so cute i’m sry

CHUU HAT

MY BLORBOS R BACK AAAAAAA

LOOK AT THEM I WANNA SQUISH THEM AJSJSKSJSN

omg bram. bones rlly does luv him don’t they. it’s ok i luv him too

yes u r!!! aya u go girl!!!! also bram in these front shots makes the the silliest faces

father and daughter. my life is once again whole

fuck i took to many screen shots. wait lemme reblog this w the rest

*fizzles out*

[ask-cursed-cat-alastor]

AAAAAAA

Why is mod so wholesome?!

I just wanna *squish Mod's face*

YOU ARE GIVING ME CUTE AGGRESSION

The Mun did his best impression of a squeaky toy as the Anon squished his face, laughing all the while even as his face flushed Red. "Thank you, I do try my best!" He was happy to make others happy, entertainment and brightening people's day up meant the world to him. This world was too dark, he wanted to be at least a lamp-light for others when times got a bit too rough.

[actuallyitsstar]

aaaaaaa so tumblr is not a functional website and it ate my next two drafted asks so prepare to get tagged in textposts but @brambleberrycottage sent Lord of The Rings (which will be v interesting bc im quite new to this franchise so pls dont crucify me i know nothing im baby lol) for the fandom ask game:

✨ send me a fandom and i'll answer with the following!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

↣ VERY IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE but i think i have no choice but to go with aragorn. idk i dont know enough yet about all the lore of the universe to unpack this but. idk. something about that specific Flavor of generational trauma and the concept of corrupted legacy/rejecting his bloodline and coming back to it and learning to accept it and himself and what that means for middle earth in the grand scheme of things and h ow he has to 'forgive' himself/his kind to help everyone else. idk idk. It Compels Me. ive only seen the movies 3 times and i have not yet read the books so im sorry if im saying anything stupid aldjfkfhf 😭

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

↣ SAM!!! SAMWISE GAMGEE !!! SAMWISE THE BRAVE! he is so so friend shaped i just love him so much so many of his scenes make me ugly cry. he was my big toss up for blorbo in this ranking. but i want to squish him. you know ???????

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

↣ NO idea who is underrated in this fandom but i have a Soft Spot for boromir. hes that type. the type we've discovered i always love. the traumatized man with emotional problems who is overconfident. akdjfkfjfkgfj and i KNOW he obviously has his faults but he redeems himself and he reminds us of his true character and he does right by those halflings in the end by god 😭😭 still sad abt it

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

↣ again not that obscure probably idk enough of the more background ppl yet and idk who is popular but i have a soft spot for king theoden. his speech on the hill about burying his son always rly gets to me and he seems very noble and level-headed and fair, if not a little bit prideful at times. so interested in the concept of legacy and the way he talks about it and then how aragorn talks about it too and i always wonder if there is meant to be contrast/reference between them.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

↣ LISTEN..... DO NOT COME FOR ME BUT ITS KIND OF SORT OF SMEAGOL......hear me out. if faramir hadnt caused frodo and same to betray him i think he might still have been good and might still have been free of the ring at last. and idk if that lines up w the lore at all i may be talking out of my ass. im just saying i feel so so terrible about that twist happening to him bc he seemed so happy and free before the ring and then its just IMMEDIATE awfulness and crimes forever. he must be suffering. he died suffering. for the stupid ring. id like to think in another universe he gets something better.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

↣ im sorry this is literally frodo i think 😭 canonically and also fandom-wise. frodo ily i am sorry this burden ruined your life it PHYSICALLY pains me, literally, yet i cannot stop reading about it and thinking abt your struggles.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

↣ OBVIOUSLY SAURON OR SARUMAN.....NEXT QUESTION

[jasonsmirrorball]

it's unbelievable how much i love the soft loser nerd who's trying to not show just how much of a soft loser nerd boyfriend he is AND JASON IS JUST THAT AAAAAAA

literally i want him so bad. he looks so big and tough and to his credit he is. it isn't like a fad or anything. but you get to know him and he's just. squish.

[yostresswritinggirl]

Look at him I just wanna squish

I get that most people like the ikeman look more and it doesn't fit the voice in that cutscene but I'll go out of a limb and say that's Kasala nearing his deathbed (ayo dilf Kasala anyone?) And indulge me please cute guys are what I'm into these days

Anyways this inspired me a little so have some mini angst

Imagine this is how Kasala was when he was still a young trainee priest instead, so full of innocence, being so kind the children of the desert and unending faithful to his god

It's truly a shame, to have that sweet smile lost forever, to now only see a stiffly straight figure with his head down casted that hides those beautifully kind eyes

Only to have your last sight of his face be in dark despair, eyes now overshadowed and empty looking back at you, but focus a little closer and you'll just make out the endless tears he spill in your agony, now dried as acceptance has set into his heart

If only fate would have mercy on you both

You know it's funny how my original thought was actually fluff but then it turned out like this, my brain works so weirdly

- vagabond anon

Awww this is like one of the first Kasala arts iirc

Actually omg it does make more sense to hc it as his younger version omg you're such a genius vagabond (yes pls dilf Kasala) omayghad, I am going to cry both for the cutest hc and the saddest angst for him

What if he hgnhfnf also lost his vigor after the death of Scarlet King, as a devoted follower like that, and then his love also dying, and then Rukkhadevata giving him peace in death omayghad I am going to hurt (this man too in return)

It is super funny, now I want a segment where priest in training Kasala and his beloved as low rank retainer for Rukkhadevata pining and slowly falling in love aaaaaaa thank you so much Vagabond for all the content always and forever

[writingalovestory]

Levi most likely have the biggest knockers in his class, imagine on bad days, you just go up to him and squish your face on his chest and he just looks at you but awkwardly strokes your hair

Sjkexjwjxnwx

STOP CAUSE YES HE DOES HAVE BIG BOOBS

Wxjsicececec

Aaaaaaa I want that lowkey

[aggressively-selfships]

Gush Pass delivery! Feel free to gush about whomever, whatever for however long you want! :DD

I got zemo brainrot!!! I just ugh he's such a little shit but he's MY little shit!! Like I love love love seeing his smug fuckin face shatter when I just pull him into my lap and he just melts or like whenever I wear his coat (it drags on the floor if I'm not wearing boots ahdjfhskxn) he just EXPLODES bc he has such a huge soft spot for me he just makes me feel soooo special and loved <333 also AAAAAAA SEEING HIS LITTLE GREY HAIRS IN HIS BEARD!?!?!?!? IT KILLS ME!!!! I just can't with him I wanna bite him and squish his cute cheeks he's just so precious (ignore that he's literally described as "one of the most dangerous people in the world") qnd hes soooo smart!! He loves doing puzzles and teaching me chess (I'm gonna fuckin beat him one day!!) And he always reads his books to me <33333 I love him I wanna cuddle him forever<333

[skybrightpixie]

OH MY GOD, BEFORE ANYTHING, LOOK AT THIS GOOD BOY THAT I DREW IN THE STREAM YESTERDAY!!! IT’S HENRY JEKYLL FROM THE GLASS SCIENTISTS!!!

[nikrangdan]

clingy!enhypen x reader

pairing: clingy!enhypen x reader

genre: fluff, comedy

description: short headcanons for each enhypen member and how they would want attention from their s/o .. ive never done one of these so bear with me lol

———

HEESEUNG:

im literally in love with heeseung

but he is SO SMART

and he knows how to get what he wants when he wants

and u know what he uses ??????

those ADORABLE eyes of his

puppy dog eyes BOOM hes got u cast under his spell

u could be doing homework on your bed but he wants attention so hes like

“y/nnnnn....... hang out with me”

ur like uhm no

and then u glance up at him and hes pouting LIKE WTF!!!!! u obviously have to drop everything for him now

and when u do he starts giggling because he knows his cute power over u

oh and he loves hugs so much AAAAH

heeseungs hugs are the best i bet

JAY:

jay is so adorable

let me explain

ur doing something on ur laptop sitting on the couch

and he wants ur attention but he doesnt really wanna interrupt u or something

so he just

*plop*

he sits down next to you quietly and u dont really acknowledge him

so he scoots a bit closer so he can lean his head on top of yours

“what are you doing?” he asks softly

“nothing important, just checking stuff”

UGH !!!!!!!!!!!!

jay is super super caring

and he knows you’re focused right now so he doesnt wanna ruin that

so he just sits next to you silently while u work

happy to be in your presence

SO CUTE

JAKE:

ok u will literally drop everything u are doing for jake

he just has to ask u and ur like OK ill be there in 5

so he never really has to do anything for ur attention bc ur always attentive to him i guess

but he is Definitely clingy

u guys could be standing in line with the rest of the boys somewhere and hes just backhugging u with his chin on top of ur head

he unconsciously holds your hand alot too

Almost everywhere

he likes to rest his head on your shoulders and go to sleep

his body literally LEVITATES towards u whenever ur together

u could be sitting a few inches away from eachother the couch but somehow 2 minutes later hes squished up against ur side watching tv

like How did that happen ???????!

but u love him

when he smiles at u

You just pinch his cheeks bc AWE

SUNGHOON:

now sunghoon would be very

shy

i guess is the word

but yeah he’d want your attention but he doesnt know how to express it without feeling like he’s embarrassing himself

when ur talking to other people he’d stay by your side basically protectively

hes a hand holder

slips his hand through yours whenever someone approaches you to talk

he doesnt say anything to the person hes just there standing next to you until they go away

Very friendly though if the person decides to talk to him too!!!

but when ur alone and hes feeling clingy he just sticks by ur side at all times

u get up to go get a snack and he follows u so u two just end up having a conversation at the kitchen island

IDK JUST VERY CUTE boyfriend material

SUNOO:

AAAAAAA

Sunoo has no chill whatsoever

he wants attention OH YEAH HES GETTING IT

He will do anything literally

he likes to make u laugh and smile

so he acts cute or makes goofy little jokes

and when hes clingy he just grabs hold of one of ur arms and rests his head between ur head and neck

LOVES to rest his head on ur shoulder

hugs!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!

hes just naturally clingy

when ur just sitting next to eachother talking to friends he automatically holds ur arm

or scoots closer to u

super super adorable

JUNGWON:

“y/nnnnn”

boom ur done for

u drop everything and hes like

:D

He really doesnt even have to try for your attention

and hes rarely like really clingy

just a moderate amount of clingy😎

he just likes being close to you

kinda like jay

if ur doing something he’ll just sit quietly with you

but he DOES like playing with your hair

he likes to twirl it around his fingers or pretend hes a hairstylist

u find it adorable because he can literally spend like 30 minutes playing with ur hair

OH AND PLAYING WITH THE RINGS ON UR FINGERS

when hes bored he literally just finds u interesting

ur rings ur hair ur nails ur hands

NI-KI:

dont even GET ME STARTED on ni-ki OMG....................

skip the attention part bc u will give him ur attention WHENEVER HE WANTS IT!!!!!

and clingy Yes He Is

hugs hugs hugs all the darn time

not supposed to be there but somehow ends up sleeping on your bed hogging all the blankets with his long legs sprawled everywhere

squishes ur face for some reason all the time and laughs (he says he finds it cute)

did i say hugs

I genuinely believe he gives the most amazing hugs ever like have u seen pics

uhmmm u could just be laying in bed on ur phone and he just jumps on top of u and starts to sleep

like Ok?????? go off i guess

rests his feet on ur lap

thanks i guess

Pushes u a bit when he makes fun of u and then pulls u into a hug and laughs right after

cute i guess 😣

I could go on and on and on and on but i will stop thank u

[en-worlds]

i’m sure of you, i really am

➵ jungwon x gender neutral reader

➵ established relationship, first i love you

➵ 941 words, lowercase intended

➵ warnings: none that i could think of!

➵ sixth member for my valentine’s with enhypen series

➵ a/n: this is a rlly late upload aaaaaaa sorry !! requests are open anddd i alr am working on the next one !

jungwon is a serious person, he can be mature. yeah, he convinces himself that he’s a professional at taking you out on dates. you two have only started officially dating a few months ago, but he hasn’t had the opportunity to take you to a full and proper date with how busy you both are.

i can do this, i’ve been planning this for weeks. jungwon tries to give himself a little pep talk as he patiently waits for you to open your door. he was slowly starting to sweat definitely not from being nervous as he holds his gifts in his arms, you take one last look at the mirror and spray yourself some perfume.

right in front of your door stood a yang jungwon in a formal attire holding out a bouquet of flowers on one hand, a small box of chocolates on the other along with a small stuffed toy he was squishing in his arms.

you gasp at how adorable your boyfriend looks, “you didn’t have to prepare this much.”

“i wanted to. happy valentine’s,” he says as you walk towards where jungwon’s car is. nope, jungwon wasn’t driving, but his older sister was too fond of you and willingly offered to drive you two to your dinner date.

the car ride was filled with pleasant conversation, his sister catching up on what you’ve been doing. “it’s been a while since you’ve visited home, jungwonie here almost never keeps his eyes off his phone waiting for your messages,” his sister teases to which you laugh wholeheartedly. jungwon always tries to present himself strong and mature towards you, so learning that your boyfriend turns into the actual pleading eyes emoji whenever he misses you is a fresh piece of information.

“no i don’t!” jungwon immediately defends himself, cheeks blushing red again. the two of you lock eyes as you were laughing. there aren’t any words said, your stare was enough to tell him that you’ve missed him a lot too.

➵

“don’t stay out too late, it’s cold!” his sister reminds the two of you as you arrive in front of the restaurant jungwon picked. the two of you politely smile and wave as she drives away. jungwon holds your hand as you enter the fancy restaurant.

you were surprised to know that jungwon had reserved this date weeks ahead, there was a queue of couples waiting to be seated but you both headed in. you two were sat by the tall windows, having a clear view of the citylights that sparked the city. he helps you to your seat, and asks you what you want to have before picking for himself.

dinner goes pretty well, and jungwon was relieved everything was going well so far. but he’s got to be honest, he thinks it’s all lame so far. he didn’t think you’d both finish eating quickly, and he didn’t plan anything else apart from the dinner and the gifts. he might have taken too much time deciding what kind of flowers to get you, learning what chocolates do you prefer, or picking what design of stuffed toy would you want. so when you both left the restaurant, jungwon was stumped thinking of where else to take you.

you could slowly feel jungwon’s slight disappointment with how dinner went. you thought dinner was lovely - the food was delicious and the ambiance really was romantic. but you both found dinner too serious in such a fancy place. you didn’t want your boyfriend to feel like dinner was a waste, and it was in these moments that you’re grateful you could see right through him.

“how about some ice cream for dessert?”

➵ 

and that was how both of you ended up in an ice cream parlor, outfits looking way too formal for the place. you couldn’t care less however, what mattered was how jungwon also seemed like there was a huge weight lifted off of his shoulders. maybe quite literally too, he had finally taken out his coat which had thick shoulder pads.

once you two got your shared banana split, you settle for the couch seats, sitting beside each other. once you’ve carefully placed jungwon’s gifts on the table, you comfortably lean on his shoulder. “today was really fun. i wish we could go on more dates.”

he looks down at you and strokes your hair away from your face as he says, “really? i was afraid today was really boring.”

you immediately straighten your back and pout at him, “noooo today was really romantic. it’s our first proper date together.”

“i really wanted to be formal today, so i thought a serious date would be fitting.” he nervously picks at his spoon, “i’m really serious about you.”

the sudden change in topic takes you by surprise. your relationship with jungwon was still pretty recent, so having this conversation early on startled you.he avoided your eyes for a bit, scared of what reaction you have. “you’re such an amazing person, and we haven’t been dating for that long but i want you to know that i’m sure of you, i really am.”

he slowly looks back up at you and takes a deep breath, gathering up the courage to finally say “i love you, y/n.”

it was the first time he’s ever said he loves you. time seemed so still as you smile at him and whisper back, “i love you too, very much.”

he cups your face and smiles before pulling you in for a kiss. you could taste the ice cream from his lips, and you think nothing could ever be as sweet as yang jungwon.

[rareficsnstuff]

Not-so-hot Chocolate [Bokuto, Akaashi]

This was a ride. My high school laptop is finally kaput so I had to resort to mobile to post this (*whispers* I'veneverpostedonmobilehowthehelldoesthisshitworksomeoneplzhelp). Anyways! Merry super belated Christmas and happy new year, @danibby, I hope this is what you wanted!! And thanks @ticklygiggles for hosting and allowing my disaster self to be a part of this for the first time ever! Despite all the road blocks, it was really fun!

Summary: Bokuto and Akaashi are out trying to buy some gifts for their teammates, but in true Bokuto fashion, he forgot something of minor importance and now he has to deal with the consequences… or Akaashi does???

Words: 2039

“Akaashiiiii ~!” Bokuto whined for the umpteenth time since they had met up that night.

“Not my fault, Bokuto. You knew we’d be outside; you should have thought ahead,” said Akaashi flatly, who was trying hard to contain his building irritation with his Captain.

“But I didn’t think it would be this cold ~”

Akaashi stopped dead in his tracks, turning slowly to face Bokuto. “Bokuto,… it’s snowing…” His tone was threaded with bored incredulity and his eyes had widened a bit in borderline disgust.

“W-well yeah, but-… I-I just… Akaaaaashiiii ~! My hands are so coooold!”

“That sounds like a ‘you’ problem…” Bokuto groaned miserably at this less-than-friendly reply, head rolling back and shoulders sagging to allow his arms to dangle; like a child. “C’mon, we’ve still got half the team to buy gifts for. We can get some hot chocolate or something after the next couple of stores in this section,” Akaashi bargained.

“Lemme borrow your gloves!”

“No.”

“We can trade off!”

“No.”

“Akaaaashiiii ~!” Dammit.

“Fine! We can get hot chocolate now, just calm down!” Bokuto’s face had twisted into a juvenile pout but at the promise of a hot beverage to warm his hands, his eyebrows lifted hopefully and his golden eyes were practically sparkling. There was a definite bounce to his step now as the two headed towards the welcoming glow of cozy little café on the shopping strip.

Some time later, they were back on their way, looking through shop windows and discussing options of what to get their teammates as they nursed their steaming cocoa.

“Akaashi, let’s take a break and go over there to finish our hot chocolate!” Bokuto exclaimed, pointing excitedly to an empty park across the street with his cocoa-free hand. Akaashi nodded agreement and the two head over, perching themselves in a half-sitting-half-standing position against the back of one of the benches. “Watch this, Akaashi!” said Bokuto suddenly. Akaashi looked up at him, lazily expectant, as Bokuto drew an arm back and launched his now empty cup at a garbage bin four feet away. The cup bounced off the outer rim, sending it directly into the basket with a soft clatter. “WOOOH!” Bokuto cheered.

“Nice shot.”

“I know, right!” Although, Bokuto had ordered the largest size of hot chocolate, he had finished long before Akaashi who had gone with two sizes smaller. The younger still had the last half to drink but Bokuto didn’t seem to mind waiting for his setter. Until…

“Akaashiii ~” Oh god…

Knowing what was coming, Akaashi only hummed in response.

“My hands are cold again ~”

“Move around. It’ll help keep your body temp up.” And Bokuto began humorously trotting around his setter, rolling his shoulders and desperately rubbing his hands to keep warm. “With you size and build, I would have expected you to be the type to always be hot…” Akaashi drawled, ignoring Bokuto’s prancing and staring straight ahead. Secretly, he was trying not to smile. Why was Bokuto always such a goof?

“Common misconception… “ Bokuto had paused and mumbled to himself, “Was that the right term?” One corner of Akaashi’s mouth twitched. “I get real hot in the summer n’ stuff, but it’s the reverse in winter. It’s like my body just absorbs whatever temperature it is outside at the time… It sucks.” Bokuto pouted, still keeping up with his prancing as he moved to circle Akaashi for some diversity in his pattern.

Wow. Akaashi sure was taking his sweet time with that hot chocolate. Hadn’t he finished yet? Bokuto eyed him somewhat impatiently from the corner of his eye as he jogged circle after circle around him. When he was directly behind him after his twelfth circle, he stopped, jogging in place as his eyes practically burned holes into Akaashi’s back.

“GMMHmm!” Akaashi choked. He had been in the middle of another sip of his rapidly cooling chocolate when he felt Bokuto cram his wide hands in the slots between his arms and ribs. With a struggle, he had managed not to spew it onto the snow at his feet and swallowed it a bit painfully down his throat, stone-faced composure quickly back in place. Slowly, he turned his head to meet his captain’s wide, golden eyes. Bokuto’s expression was innocently expectant; he looked at Akaashi with raised eyebrows, glittering eyes and a pleasant – albeit dopey – smile. “What are you doing…” Akaashi said, barely even as a question; almost daring him to answer.

“I thought it might help, but your coat’s so thick your body heat doesn’t seep through like I’d hoped.” Bokuto’s brows furrowed in thought and Akaashi rolled his eyes before he took another sip of cocoa. He decided it had been too long a day to care and simply allowed his Senpai to stand there with his hands on his ribcage as he nonchalantly polished off his not-so-hot-chocolate. “OOooo- wait a minute, I’ve got a better idea!” Bokuto exclaimed making Akaashi jump, half turning his head to the elder.

“W-whoa, whoa- hey! No!” he spluttered, quickly stepping out of Bokuto’s reach and spinning around to face him, slightly crouched in a defensive stance and brandishing his nearly empty cup like some kind of hilariously pathetic makeshift shield.

“But, Akaaaashiii ~ my hands are so coooold ~!” Aaaand the whining was back.

“Stick your hands up your own shirt, then?”

“Akaashi. My hands are cold,” said Bokuto concisely, looking at Akaashi with a maddeningly incredulous expression. “If I put them under my shirt, I might as well take off my coat and lay in the snow…”

“Bokuto- “

“Oh c’mon, Akaashi, just for a second! You can warm back up really quick!”

“No, Bokuto.” Despite Akaashi’s insistence, Bokuto was advancing on him. “Bokuto, No! This is your own fault for not bringing gloves! Leave me alone!” And they were off. Using the bench as a protective barrier between them, they moved in sync from one end to the other, Akaashi tying to escape and Bokuto tying to head him off. In a flash, all in one movement, Bokuto had snatched the cup from Akaashi’s hand, set it on the bench and grabbed his Kohai’s now empty hand to pull him into his chest. There was a short-lived squabble in which Akaashi was trying to keep Bokuto’s hands out of his coat and nearly caught the larger man’s wrists but he slipped out at the last second.

“AAAAaaa!!” Oh wow, Bokuto was right… His hands were cold.

“See? Cold, right?” Bokuto’s grip on Akaashi’s sides tightened when the setter gripped his arms for dear life and began tugging and squirming to get away. “This is a lot warmer, though.” And when – god knows why – Bokuto trailed his hands up to his ribs and began rubbing them lightly up and down (for the warmth of the friction, he supposed), he panicked.

“Bokuto! Bokuto- no- please! L-let me go! Pleahese!” Shit.

Bokuto’s hands stopped and Akaashi froze.

“Are you laughing?”

“No.” Damn! That reply was way too quick.

“No, no you were- … Oh wait, I get it! Akaashi, you’re ticklish!” There was no room for refute in that statement; Bokuto had made that conclusion and the only way to change his mind was to physically prove him wrong. No chance of that happening, though. If he didn’t escape now, right now, Bokuto was going to tickle him and he was going to react like any ticklish person would. There was no helping that; he was ticklish after all. Very ticklish.

“Let me go!” he said rather than denying it. He struggled harder than ever when Bokuto rapped his arms around his waist and he was really starting to feel the threat now.

“I’ll take that as a yes, then,” Oh god, Akaashi could hear the excited grin in his voice and there was no way he was getting out of his gorilla arms. Still with his hands under his coat, Bokuto began softly kneading into his ribs. A choked giggle slipped through before he could stop it and his only defense now was to press his elbows into his sides, hoping to squish Bokuto’s wiggling fingers.

“No, please dohon’t!” Dammit, don’t laugh; this was so embarrassing.

“Oh c’mon, Akaashi, just laugh, will ya? How come I didn’t know about this, huh?” Akaashi was about to loose it. If this kept up much longer- oh…

“Haaaaha! W-wait- aaAAAhahahaaaa!” Bokuto had only been scribbling at the sides of his ribs as he held him like a human straight jacket, but now he had started rubbing deep circles into his ribs, adding the last straw to break the camel’s back and there was absolutely no chance at stopping the laughter now.

“Yeah, there ya go! And- and my hands are finally warming up! Wow you’re really ticklish, Akaashi! What about here?” Akaashi couldn’t tell if Bokuto was teasing him or just making conversation, but it was pretty hard to read the guy right now anyways; he was a bit preoccupied with something else.

“AH- NAHo! B-bokutohohohahahaa! Bohokuto- pleahese- NAHA!” No amount of squishing his elbows into his sides was going to stop the upward journey of Bokuto’s fingers. And now they were under his arms, wriggling tirelessly and driving Akaashi mad. He lunged forward like his life depended on it, twisting any way he could. Oh good, now he was crying, too… Holy hell it tickled so bad, thank god there was no one around!

“You’re so wiggly, Akaashi!” Bokuto was laughing too now. He had never seen Akaashi like this; lively and desperate. Sure he could get into it during a volleyball game, and if it wasn’t going well, he would get pretty high strung and snap occasionally, but this was different. Red-cheeked and teary-eyed while he laughed his heart out; laughing harder than Bokuto had ever heard him laugh before. He couldn’t help but laugh with him.

When he moved one hand down goose at his hip, Akaashi wheezed and lurched forward, slipping out of Bokuto’s grip a little and making the ace loose his balance.

“AhahaHAHAA! NAho NAHAT Thahahat! Bokuto, PLEAHEEEEhese!” Bokuto barked a laugh at Akaashi’s whiney plea. He added his other hand to his other hip and Akaashi squealed – a sound Bokuto never thought he would hear from his Kohai – before he wheezed himself into silent laughter, finally toppling out of Bokuto’s grip and falling onto the powdery snow on his hands and knees with Bokuto following. He was rolling in the snow, pawing weakly at Bokuto’s hands and completely unable to speak now when the torture suddenly stopped.

Akaashi opened bleary eyes to see Bokuto sitting crisscross in the snow, hands in his lap and grinning goofily down at him. Akaashi chuckled again, rolling onto his back and looking up into the sky with a goofy smile of his own.

“You suck.” Akaashi said, tipping Bokuto into a roaring laugh. “Are your hands still cold?” he asked, a teasing edge to his voice as he looked at Bokuto from the corner of his eye. There was a pause…

“Maybe…” he finally said with a grin Akaashi did not like.

“Wait- No!” Faster than he believed he could, Akaashi had jumped to his feet and took several steps back from his Captain who was now also climbing to his feet, still with that expression that Akaashi decided he definitely hated. “We- we still have shopping to do! This can- this can wait until later, Bokuto!” he shouted desperately when Bokuto started advancing on him. Bokuto laughed again.

“Later, huh? You’re right, we should finish getting the team gifts… but I’m gonna hold you to that ‘later’ thing.” He reached back to grab Akaashi’s not-so-hot chocolate and handed it to him with a clap on the back and a rather threatening wink before he lead the way back across the street to the shopping strip.

Feeling stunned, Akaashi stood there slack-jawed holding the nearly empty cup in his hand as he watched Bokuto’s retreating figure. He tipped the last of his cocoa down his throat, tossed it into the garbage bin and forced a steadying breath which he released in a terrified huff.

Shit. Maybe if he dragged the shopping out long enough, Bokuto would forget about this…

Shit.

[slinkinginshadows]

Some chubby Dib dumping cause I love fat and cute nerd boys. After one too many fat jokes from Zim, Dib finally sits on him to make him shut up. Little does he realize that Zim is... strangely enjoying being squished by his larger nemesis. He begins trying to make Dib carb heavy meals and sweets. If one were to press him he'd say he's trying to fatten him up to better slow him down, but he secretly REALLY wants to see Dib enjoy the little snacks and meals he gives him.

Aaaaaaa, this is super cute! Dib’s habit of binging instead of regular meals (and usually on easy-to-get junk food, to boot) is probably what plumps him up in the first place. Zim offers him irken foods and treats as a ‘truce’, but they’re like four times as tasty- and fattening!- as Earth stuff, so Dib can’t turn them down once he’s tried one. He makes the cutest little happy noises when he’s eating, and he’s adorable with his cheeks all puffed out.

“This is- for research on irkens. That’s all.” And Zim, chin in his hands and a grin on is his face, is just ‘Yes, yes, if that’s what it takes for you to keep eating. Keep going, I’m just studying human stomach capacity so I can feed orphans or whatever it is you think good aliens do.’

Zim sees him with a muffin top squeezing out of his shirt and is just *ALIEN THIRST*, probably doing badly at hiding it, and Dib is WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING, ZIM, not realizing that the ‘plan’ extends about as far as getting Dib to sit on him again.

[mettrow]

CAT UPDATE!!!

So, class started up for me and i still do it online, so now, when i leave my room and go some place else to study, my cat follows me and sleeps while i study

And also yesterday, fofucho allowed one of the kittens to sleep next to him so that's progress :D

And here's a pic of him being angry at one of the kittens just because akhshskahhs

is she learning anything with you? she seems like she's curious to learn with you but it's too sleepy to do it anyways :(((( i WISH a had such a good company while studying

fofucho looks like a grumpy old dad, he's scolding the little kitten and he looks so taken aback and scared HSINSISJKSMEKEJR AAAAAAA I WANT TO SQUISH THEM

[pernicious-pastas]

Oh my god your writing is 💗💗💗🥺🥺🥺 could I request a possessive ej with a smol s/o?

thank you so much !! 🥺 I've gotten a couple asks with similar requests of ej x a short reader so enjoy the treat ej fuckers LOVERS

Possessive Eyeless Jack with a short s/o hcs !!

☀︎︎ When Jack gets possessive, you're in for one hell of a ride

☀︎︎ He’ll try to attack anything that makes noise outside of the cabin, to the point where it's kinda funny as long as your life isn't in danger

☀︎︎ He'll be scrambling to get outside within seconds of an unfamiliar noise. once, he searched the exterior of your cabin for two whole hours when there was a small knock on your roof during the night (it was an acorn)

☀︎︎ “let go of me y/n I kNOW IT WAS ONE OF THE TRYING TO KIDNAP YOU” “JACK ITS 3AM” “THEY’RE ALL INTROVERTED NIGHT OWLS Y/N. I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE JEFFREY WOODS DON’T MAKE ME FIND YOU-”

☀︎︎ Turns out Jeff was hiding out in a tree above your cabin drunk off his ass trying to scare Jack by throwing acorns, he could only throw the one before Jack came outside (Jeff then clung to the tree for dear life trying not to be seen by Jacks paranoid ass)

☀︎︎ You later found the acorn and drew a face on it, his name is Jeffrey Jr. and he sits on Jacks side of the bed as a reminder to calm tf down

☀︎︎ Okay I got kinda carried away there, now onto you being a shortie

☀︎︎ >:)

☀︎︎ He's naturally the big spoon. He likes to wrap his arms all the way around your body like one would a pillow

☀︎︎ You watched Beastars with him and he immediately compared you two to the main characters, and ngl you can kinda see it-

☀︎︎ Once Ben watched it, he asked if Jack kinned Legoshi as a joke. Jack didn't shut up about it for a week after he found out what kinning meant

☀︎︎ “Y/n we need to cosplay Legoshi and Haru!” “Jack why would we- wait how do you know what cosplaying is?” “Ben told me :D”

☀︎︎ You told Ben off after that

☀︎︎ I GOT CARRIED AWAY AGAIN AAAAAAA

☀︎︎ Anyways,,,

☀︎︎ With Jack being 6’4+ (in my headcanon), you kinda need him to help you grab anything that's in the cabin

☀︎︎ It was specially made for his tall ass after all

☀︎︎ Want a plate from the top shelf of the cabinet? Sure babe. Need a window opened? Hell yeah i’m helping! Need to immediately close the window because I'm too afraid a coworker will kidnap you as blackmail? You betcha!

☀︎︎ He's very scared about it

☀︎︎ You're just so small!! tiny!! You could be squished like a bug D:

☀︎︎ Honestly though, he very much likes that you're so much smaller than him. It makes him feel important because your life is in his hands when he's protecting you, that he can keep you safe you from anything that could harm you

☀︎︎ he still gets nervous from acorns though

[thatoneteadrinker666]

My child..

my minty marshmallow..

I want to squish your cheeks because your newest story in your extermination AU was glorious.💚💚. I loved how you put Tommy as a fellow human instead of a borrower, especially with him being opposite to Wilbur in the idea of “snacks” once he got to try them.

This may just be the fellow angst writer in me, but I don’t imagine things ending well with our two borrowers even when Tommy let’s them out. If they stay with Tommy or not, what’s big brother Wilbur going to do if he finds them again when he knows where they should have stayed.

🥺👉👈 aaaaaaa thank you mumther that makes me really happy and aaaa 💚💚💚

And ooo hoo hoo those borrowers may or may not be safe

Who knows