#i was DEDDDD

[inhidingxoxo3637]

Why was Miller trying to have Miller v Mir 2K23 please Miller is Mir's life not bad enough without you riding his leg at Motegi 😔😔😔

[skyland2703]

These two things weren’t even remotely related but OH DAYUM this fits—

@dazzlingkm

[greppelheks]

It's literally 32 degrees celcius inside my house

[klein-babylon]

Cuntsssss can someone help me plan what tf is gonna happen this weekend so basically I’ve got the whole weekend off and Monday and Tuesday and he’s coming up for me on Sunday morning eeee 😍 and he’s staying over 💀😐 which I’m fucking dedddd about because it’s gonna be so awkward bruhhh I love with my aunty uncle and cousins and I’ve briefed them all already hahaha my cousins are like mates with him I guess and so everyone’s like no omg this is gonna be so fun for you. Issue 1 is that we definitely fucking but HOWWWWW I share downstairs with my cousins. Like WHAT THE FKKKKKK😭😭😭😭 they say they’re gonna stay at a mates house that night but I’m like .. naurrr cuz I literally cannot have sex with him in the same house as my aunty and uncle that’s so strange to me 😭 I want to stay over at his so badly but that would mean I’d have to meet his parents and make it a whole thing. But ughhhhfjjxkxkxozlzlzmxk like 😍😍 so excited to see him I reckon I’m gonna convince him that we should grab a tent just in case. Like I want to stay at his saur badly instead😐 I’m thinking like damn we might turn this Sunday night date into a 2 night experience you know. Like I don’t get to see him enough I’m gonna try pitch that to him

Okay what do you guys reckon I should do. I’m literally a bundle of nerves thinking about him

[xxxlandofthedarkxxx]

Lmaoo im fuckin dedddd⚰️⚰️

THIS WILL BE THE FUCKING LAST TIME I WEAR FUCKING SHORTS🤣🤣💀💀

Whenever my mom sees my fucking legs she things they are swollen💀💀💀💀

NO BITCH THEY ARE JUST FUCKING FAT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

[cosmicwitchcourtney]

also I really miss those summers of having like two gigs every weekend being up til 4 am and even having like double days omg but I know if I had to do that now I’d be legit dedddd but I’m so happy to have those memories!!!

[elliemyun]

Friday, 5/26

SLEEP: 6 hours (5:00 AM - 11:00 AM)

MEALS:

Lunch: croissant, matcha

Dinner: chicken curry, garlic naan

REFLECTION:

erm woke up at 11am 😹 went to kerk & chilled w alan then untied scar's shoelace 😹 i did some work then spent time w/ james alan pauline jake. took a pic w the bruin bear then i went back to campus & met w/ ben. i prepared some things then went to de neve dungeon to practice the crown dance w ethan, ash, james, emma. we all met at DNTA then crown fam went to get indian food 😋i met bre for da first time she's super cool 🧙🏻‍♀️the food was saur busssss omg. then we went back to our dorms for like 5 seconds 🧐and we were confused why the night ended early 🧐the mu's collected in rieber terrace but got a phone call and had to run to de neve turnaround :o aj took us to an apartment where we were very confused n slightly scared 🧐 we did our fam dances & then the following events were some of the craziest moments ever 😹😹😹😹😹😹 we answered some questions & got some questions answered 😹😹😹 top 1 craziest night of college oh my goodness 😭 emotional rollercoaster n then immediately dedddd😹

JP Update: kelly had a really really silly night tonight! we took many photos together and then she kinda collapsed ruhroh.

TIME STAMP: 11:54 PM

[pastrystar]

Maked this for my character Spirit aka the cotton haired fox with skeleton body

Oh also forgot to say this

While the foxes are near Spirit the foxes are visible always Spirit can see them others can't BUT she can make others see them if she wanted to and she can make it that a one fox is shown to the others or a one person can see the foxes or one person can see one fox idk how to explain. ALSOO the spirit foxes are diferent than the normal foxes that is dedddd- these spirits just have a body of a spirit fox and stuff like that im lazy to explain, i hope you like this story stuff, also didn't thought how a name yet for this au! Should it be Underprotection? Underprotect? Idk please tell me your ideas! :D

[shes-heavenly]

I was feeling :))) and brought my coworkers coffee and was driving and listening to September on repeat and was singing/dancing in my car the carrier for the coffees flipped over and spilled all of my coffee :-)

[jjennaj]

On centerstageutah stories two little girls were Val and Jen 🤣🤣

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

I already know this show is gonna tear my heart out.

[enaasteria]

Embrace

His strong arms wrap around my back and I’m stuck in his embrace with hands against his hardened ribs.

Fanfiction Work-In Progress Guessing Game

[cros-s]

forgot to share this yesterday TuT I worked on this when internet was dedddd I saw a good reference photo and immediately thought of these gray deers

i have more BC drawings in progress TuT I can't stop drawing them >A<

[insaneasgardian]

Earth’s Mightiest Heroes! Chatroom 2; The Announcement

A/N: SORRY THIS IS SO CRAP ahjebf

...

Steve has started a chatroom

Tony has joined

Y/N has joined

Bucky has joined

Sam has joined

Clint has joined

Wanda has joined

Natasha has joined

Peter has joined

Loki has joined

Pietro has joined

Vision has joined

Bruce has joined

T’Challa has joined

Shuri has joined

...

Steve: Great! You’re all here! 😁

Tony: WHO TAUGHT THE OLD MAN HOW TO MAKE A CHATROOM AND USE EMOJIS?

Steve: 😔

Sam: Stfu Tony.

Tony: Rudeeee.

Y/N: Seriously Tony, shut up.

Tony: Yes ma’am.

Pietro: Lmaoooo.

Natasha: Steve, why did you make this chatroom?

Steve: Y/N and I have something we want to tell you.

T’Challa: Congratulations, may Bast ensure that your child is happy and healthy.

T’Challa has left the chat

Steve: ???

Clint: He thinks you guys are pregnant 😂

Clint: ... 

Clint: Are you guys pregnant?

Y/N: No! We’re not even a couple!

Bucky: Why

Natasha: Why

Steve: What do you mean ‘why’?

Bucky: I wanna be uncle Bucky to your kids Stevie.

Natasha: and I wanna be auntie Nat to your kids Y/N.

Wanda: Awwww

Loki: 🤮

Steve: One day... maybe

Y/N: Can we just get to the point?

Bruce: Yes please.

Vision: I too am inquisitively awaiting what interludes you wish to share with us.

Pietro: lol, did Vision swallow a thesaurus or something 😂

Wanda: ... That’s my boyfriend you dipshit

Thor: That’s my son!

Tony: That’s my son!

Tony: Lol jinx

Thor: He is OUR son :)

Tony: Yes :) We share a child

Shuri: *Soviet union anthem intensifies* 

Y/N: 🤣 dedddd

Peter: 😂

Sam: Can ya’ll just say what you needed to say? Barnes and I are in couples therapy.

Loki: ‘COUPLES’ therapy???

Sam: Steve made us...

Steve: Shoot! I forgot you guys have that right about now... I’ll make this quick.

Y/N: Wait.

Y/N has added T’Challa

T’Challa has joined

Y/N: We aren’t pregnant, we wanted to tell you guys something else.

T’Challa: oh shit

Bruce: What are you oh shitting about?

Shuri: He just made an announcement on global television congratulating Captain America and (Your Superhero Name) on conceiving 😂

Tony: BAHAHA I’M WATCHING THE NEWS RIGHT NOW

Peter: Oml 😨

Y/N: YOU DID WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve: T’CHALLA, WHY?????????????????

T’Challa: I’m sorry!

T’Challa has left the chat

Y/N: Ugh, whatever, he’ll have to miss out on the announcement for being such a bad boy.

Tony: ;)

Steve has removed Tony from the chat for being disgusting

Loki: Thank goodness you removed him, but aren’t you forgetting someone?

Thor: Who might that be brother?

Loki: The second rate wizard.

Peter: Oh yea! Mr Strange!

Y/N: Yup! Stevie, you forgot to add him, I’ll do it.

Y/N had added Stephen

Stephen has joined

Stephen: First and foremost @Peter my name is STEPHEN or DR STRANGE, no Mr.

Peter: Sorry

Stephen: Secondly, Y/N and Steve, congratulations on your pregnancy. Let me know if I can be of any help at all. Although I am offended I had to find out through the news.

Steve: WE AREN’T PREGNANT!

Shuri: But you wish you were?

Stephen: It was a hoax?

Steve: Yes

Shuri: Better hop to it then!

Steve: I- NO!! I WAS ANSWERING STEPHEN’S QUESTION!

Clint: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bucky: 😈😈😈

Natasha: 😈😈😈

Y/N: 🙄😣

Tony has joined the chat

Tony: 😛😝🤪🤫🤭

Wanda: Those emojis say about 10 billion words

Loki: How did you get back in?

Tony: It’s called hacking reindeer games.

Tony: Also I just found this article and I thought Capsicle and (Insert your Tony Stark given nickname) might wanna see - https://www.theraleighregister.com/yn-ln-and-steve-rogers-pregnant.html

Steve: HOW FAST DO THESE NEWS ARTICLES COME OUT?

Sam: Faster than you can say ‘on your left’.

Y/N: Oh my goodness... Shuri tell your brother how screwed he is.

Shuri: Gladly 😂

Pietro: Please just tell what this announcement is.

Bucky: Yes please, therapy lady is annoying me about being on my phone and I’m about to punch her into a wall.

Steven: Oh god, don’t do that. We just wanted to let you all know that Phil and Maria brought donuts over to the tower.

Natasha: And?

Y/N: That’s it.

Stephen: THAT’S ALL?!

Tony: hgbHGVgfCV OH MY FLIPPING-

Bruce: I INTERRUPTED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS SCIENCE SESSIONS FOR THIS 😪

Wanda: VISION AND I WERE-... DOING SOMETHING 😫

Vision: ^

Pietro: I WAS ABOUT TO STOP VISION AND WANDA DOING SOMETHING!

Clint: Yay, donuts :)

Y/N: We’re not too hyped about it either, T’Challa spread those stupid rumors about us in the process. 

Thor: Can we have donuts now?

Steve: Yup.

Thor has left 

Clint has left 

Fury has joined

Fury: Congratulation on conceiving a child L/N and Rogers!

Y/N has left

Steve has left

Loki: 😶

Fury: Was it something I said?

[shamylicious-blog]

OHMYGOD I FEEL SO BLESSED TO HAVE YOU SHARING THE SAME OBSESSION 😭❤️

Yes yesssss I barely have control over myself in every damn interaction Riftan and Maxi had!!!! AND WHENEVER HE GOES FERAL IM LIKE-------DEDDDD IM SO DEDDDDD HIS BEASTLY EYES WITH THE KILLING INTENT AAAAAAAAAAAHHH 😩😩😩

He's such a cold-blooded animal in the battlefield but ALSO A BIG SOFTIE AROUND MAXI!!😩😩😩

i so feel youuu :D and thats why he is soooo my type :D hes making me weaakkk

hope to start my first work with them soon !!! T______________T

[sweetpopcornkat]

Nothing could have prepared me for that Keith vlog