#i was right all along

[drivestraight]

you remember what max said about adrian. about how if someone wants to leave there's no point in stopping them or trying to change their mind. re: all to play for interlude

[kayimx]

Pov: you're @nin3kyuu 's and @milknhonies biggest nightmare:

And yet he's my biggest trophy! Gj Ja

[vidalinav]

Also was it just me or does Nesta mention getting in trouble quite a lot? Like it was in the book, and two bonus scenes. So now I'm imagining Nesta learning her power randomly and at the expense of the whole city/library/IC.

[yellowheartz]

I have a hard time reading stories in my mother tongue, but when I read them in english. I think, wow.

Them english classics really can't resist doomed yaoi and yuri.

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

one thing I can do to make the best of my situation is take solace in the fact that I was literally right. my cynical negativity won

[ateawithoney]

The title of the first new episode of Harley Quinn S3 literally being called Harlivy !!

Me:

[shyrule]

are you lost (because your brother is dying), babygirl?

[hyocherie]

i was mad then shinichirou came and i squealed in class

WAIT I TOLD YOU OMG SHINICHIRO COMEBACK

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[zeiktreats]

I wanna be so petty so bad.

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[vahanians]

KAYLOR DEAD IN A DITCH AHAHAHAAHA

[nicesheets]

I think it’s really funny how, in the end, I am with exactly the kind of guy I always imagined I’d end up with. It makes me want to go back to 18 year old me and remind her of this imaginary dream guy and to not date military men because they do not fit this plan

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[cookinguptales]

I MEAN but wouldn't that be an incredible isekai series??

a modern princess whose job is basically just being a beautiful figurehead

grows bored with her vapid role in life and withdraws from society, riddled with ennui

only to fall into a fantasy realm where princesses have real political power

as well as important responsibilities that her subjects depend upon

and at first it's a comedy of errors as she realizes that none of her training prepared her for this

but then she grows as a person and applies herself to learning how to guide and guard this kingdom

and becomes the powerful and just princess she was always meant to be

...so I guess apparently my new favorite conspiracy theory is that kate's shoujo manga just underwent a MASSIVE genre switch.