#i will fight anyone on this

[mxtxfanatic]

Was skimming the “100 Random Questions on Luo-Shen's Affinity” extra and just realized that some people’s perception of Bingqiu’s first time (which is in the bamboo house, Luo Binghe is right) is colored by their responses to Shang Qinghua’s questions here. When asked how their first time was, this is how it goes:

“What were you feeling at that time?”

Shen Qingqiu was silent. If he were to be honest, it came down to three words: pain, pain, and more pain. But saying this in front of others would embarrass Luo Binghe far too much.

Depressed, Luo Binghe said, “Shizun was wonderful. But I was completely useless.”

…which makes it seem like Shen Qingqiu is thinking about the bamboo house sex, which is what Luo Binghe insists is their first time. But right before that, we get this:

“Where did you have your first time?”

Shen Qingqiu was about to answer when Luo Binghe barged in. “Qing Jing Peak.”

“Mai—”

Luo Binghe once again barged in. “Qing Jing Peak, the Bamboo House.”

All right, he’ll never acknowledge such a failure of a first time, Shen Qingqiu thought. Let it be Qing Jing Peak. There’s nothing worth arguing over; let him answer however he likes. I won’t correct him anymore.

Shen Qingqiu considers Maigu Ridge their first time, but because Luo Binghe is so insistent in ignoring it, he says he won’t dispute him. So Shen Qingqiu is actually answering in his thoughts what he would have had he said Maigu Ridge was their first time.

[vasfasan]

this drip went so hard

[i-cry-over-fanfics]

There are three types of Bruce Wayne.

1. The tired dad

2. Brucie Wayne

3. Battison

There will be no objections.

[ghostdoodlen]

What if you had a cuteness aggression?

And Edward Nashton is the cutest man to ever exist.

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Whenever you see Eddie, you're overcome with the urge to show affection and just end up maybe rubbing and squeezing him while playing planting kisses everywhere. Squealing words of admiration using a soft and/or baby voice.

He walks into a room? You just run into his arms and chomp his face but without any force behind it.

I'd like to think he'd enjoy the attention because he'd have a similar yet more gentle way. He'd totally understand your bursts of affection as Eddie does the same.

[ghostpeanut]

i will fight anyone who says that aliens had a role in establishing ancient civilizations

[jiangwanyinscatmom]

🔥 svsss unpopular opinion for a change? ♥️

Luo Binghe is the main character of SVSSS and the only one that makes sense for Shen Qingqui to fall romantically for. If you hate him and their romance, why are you even here...

Without Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqui would never have cared about the plot, he was in it for Luo Binghe getting his revenge with side fodder being irrelevant, and notably is still like this aside from his own disciples and Yue Qingyuan. He is not as altruistic as fandom seems to want him to be. He is just as capable of cold hearted maneuvering as Luo Binghe, and the reason why they work so well, they only show their less than stellar embarrassing side to the other. Shen Yuan is too vain to express this to anyone but Luo Binghe.

[mayrine]

Seeing q!wilbur beeing an actual loving father to tallulah is making me feel really mixed emotions.

I personally like to the idea that qsmp!wilbur is the same as dsmp!wilbur because i think it’s cool and fits with the flashbacks he has with quackity.  And watching him care for tallulah and love and protect her is making me think about c!fundy and how he never got the chance to see that side of wilbur. The side that is caring and loving and a good father and all the other things he wasn’t to c!fundy. Will literally said on stream that he’ll take better care of her then “the other ones” most likely referring to c!fundy and maybe even c!tommy

idk, c!fundy has always been my comfort character and the fact that he never got the chance to have a true conversation with d!wilbur and now seeing that maybe Will was always capable of beeing a caring father but just never tried with fundy is really fucking sad.

 Like, im glad he’s not beeing a shit father to tallulah but c!fundy also deserved a good father

sorry for the rant but i just had to get this of my mind

[hyperfixated-on-hensper]

Did anyone else notice the part in the 'Cave the Date' episode where Jasper slaps Ray's ass????

[bee-writes-stuffs]

i’m not sorry- Davey Jacobs

    Davey’s hands shook slightly as he felt Spot’s eyes bore into the back of his head. The file he held in his hands felt heavier than it had been a few moments ago, like the contents were begging to be dropped into the churning river below them. “You want me to do what?” He asked, blinking in disbelief. “That’s idiotic, Spot.”

    ”Jesus, Jacobs,” the shorter newsie complained. “You’re actin’ like I want you to kill someone.”

    “If my mom ever finds out about this, I’ll be the one getting killed,” Davey retorted. “You know how much she values all these little papers.”

    “Sure, sure.” Spot snorted, pushing past Davey and climbing up onto the railing. “C’mon, I just spent a hundred-somethin’ dollars to get us on this boat- ain’t you gonna drop that crap in?” He spread out his arms like a bird’s wings, yelling in the wind, “That’s what we came here for, Dave, to let that bullshit go!”

    Logically, there was no reason Davey should have held back from dropping those papers in the river and calling it a day. All of them were symbols of his life from middle school until graduation- spelling bee certificates, awards from competitions he could never remember competing in, letters from teachers praising how good of a student he was and how far they were sure he’d go, notes from counselors and psychiatrists congratulating him on how far he’d come in recovery. Mementos from class trips, old report cards that his mother had hung proudly on the fridge while Davey beamed behind them… everything.

    He swallowed any words, the shake in his hands traveling to his legs, making him wobble on his feet. “I don’t think I can…” he answered, his voice choking involuntarily. “I’m sorry.”

    Spot’s face softened, and he hopped down to Davey. “Hey, Jacobs,” he said, placing a hand on Davey’s shoulder. “Don’t be sorry, ‘kay? It ain’t your fault that it’s hard to let go.” The tone of his voice told Davey that he meant it, that he understood, and a weak smile found its way to his face.

    Spot smiled back, patting him on the shoulder and then gesturing to the water beside the boat, whose driver had slowed down to a crawl. “Plus, you’re not sorry- not really.”

    Davey raised an eyebrow. “I’m not…” he paused, something clicking in his mind. “I’m not sorry,” he said, more definite this time. “No, I’m not. I’m not sorry.” His smile grew wider as he sorted through the papers, picking one from middle school that had A+ Student printed on it in bubble letters. He glanced at it one last time, cringing slightly for the smiling, cartoon-y characters on the page and what he was about to do.

    Taking the paper in both hands, setting the file down on the deck, he ripped the paper in two. “I’m not sorry!” He cried, crumpling up the paper and throwing it into the river.

    Spot stepped back and smiled kindly. “For what?” He asked, egging him on. “What’re you not sorry for?”

    “I’m not sorry for getting the hell out of that town as soon as I could,” Davey replied. “I’m not sorry for… for changing my name. For cutting my hair.” He glared at the soggy pieces of paper left behind in the boat’s wake, the ones with Hana scrawled on them. He picked up another piece of paper- a participation award from the seventh grade spelling bee that his mother had never thrown away- and crumpled it up.

    “I’m not sorry for kissing Lukas Fordman in tenth grade,” he yelled into the empty, laughing at Spot’s confused face, picking up another paper. “I’m not sorry for wearing that ugly-ass brown suit to prom, and I’m not sorry for spilling punch on Regan Allen when she called me that name.” Those last words were spit out, a mix of anger, relief, and excitement as memories spilled back to him. “I’m not fucking sorry!” He screamed. “I’ll never be sorry!”

    Soon, with every confession and taken-back apology, all of the papers, all of the memories of his miserable life before, were gone. Davey stepped back, his hair messed up by the wind and his chest heaving with the effort of screaming. “Fuck you,” he said to the bits of paper sinking into the water, holding up his middle finger. Spot threw an arm around him, tousling his hair, the two of them laughing with joy and adrenaline coursing through their veins.

    “See?” Spot grinned, patting Davey’s shoulder. “I told you it’d feel better once you let that shit go.”

    “Thank you,” Davey said, pulling his friend into a hug. “I needed this.”

    “I know,” Spot replied simply, as the boat pulled back onto the docks and the captain helped them ashore. “Don’t ever apologize for yourself ever again, alright?”

    Davey nodded, staring off into the afternoon sky, sweating in the hot air yet feeling chills travel up his spine, like he’d just seen the final number of a heart-wrenching show. “I know.” He smiled again, placing a hand on his heart. “Never again.”

    What’s there to apologize for when I’m finally free?

[iamb0ner]

Shinsou loves his hair played with he legit melts I will fight on this

[userwasredacted]

A bunch of hairstyles Plasmius can and cannot pull off

I.. do not get this hair at all TwT Vladdie I love you but what the hell is that? Why? Why the not horns? If you can buff yourself up as plasmius I know you have control over your ghost form so whatttt is thattt????? still its the cannon and we must have respect for this. 5/10 baseline

Okay okay. Not my taste but I can see you rocking this look. You did use it in your college years. Sure its old fashion but its fine, youre old anyway XD 7/10 wear what you like! Even if people make fun of you for this. Also I can see you still doing an evil speech with this hair.

Ah yes. the classic evergreen low pony tail. you look good in this. its nice. Simple and yet effective. Plus it wont get everywhere when you're in a battle. Elegant. But on the other hand, it's just the same hairstyle so no points for creativity or effort. 4/10

High ponytail. looking good. a bit different from the low ponytail but still a pretty classic hairstyle. still feels lazy but at least theres some variety. 6/10

Something more modern yes yes. Looks pretty decent. But totally takes away any threatening vibes tho. doesn't really complete the whole saturday morning cartoon villian. 4/10

Fantasy elf. an easy hairstyle that only needs 2 rubber bands. Looks nice, but more pretty than threatening. Something to wear when you wanna put on the charm and flattery. Also I do see this on a vampire but the sexy kind so i'll take it. 9/10

hmmm edgelording it a bit. How will you fly with that hair flapping all over your face? I like the slick back and the undercut though. 3/10

hmmm... yeah nah. 3/10

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 2/10

10/10 and I hate myself.

[kissesformilo]

it’s almost 1 am and this is stabbing in the back of my brain-

if milo was unempowered, he’d be a mechanic.

[sebbys-mama]

Wentworth Miller should be cast as James Bond

[winchestersgirl222]

Does the fact that Cas doesn’t wear a tie in season nine bother anyone else?? It stresses me out soooo much, and I can never figure out why 😭

Also my friends banned me from messaging Misha anymore…

[broodingmystery]

BUT HONESTLY!!!!! If Derek and Cas were in the empty together and they could watch Stiles and Dean.... THEY WOULD TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT THE MEN THEY LOVE.... Like 'Look at this idiot! He fell up the stairs again!' OR 'Taking out another vampire's nest alone! When will you learn!!'Ir would all be out of love of course! but they would talk so much shit to one another about them!!!

[ging-ler]

Me reading the 42,069th take that shinkami is just erasermic 2.0