#i will not be elaborating at this time

[katthedemonslayer]

has anyone done this yet or

[keenbugg]

everything that happened to bj hunnicutt has also happened to me.

[coffeebanana]

trick or treat !!

okay sunny i know you like felix and i don't think you've heard this headcanon of mine before so! i somewhat jokingly headcanon sentifelix as vegan. but like one of those annoying vegans who thinks he's morally superior and makes it everyone's problem SDKBJFDKGJFB

[mechanicalweirdo]

i think lolory should get a gun

[identityarchitect]

WAIT. LOW EMPATHY JON.

[tonictransistor]

He puts his hands around your throat when he kisses you.

Not in the usual sexy sort of way that youre used to. This feels like threatening. Like as he applies pressure to your throat, he's sucking the bit of life that slips past your lips as he kisses you.

Your hands find their way into his long hair, your fingers sensually running through the soft locks. He moans in pleasure, enjoying the sweet feeling until it turns sour, your hands clenching into fists around his hair. He hisses in pain as you pull him back like you were pulling in the reigns of a horse.

You pull him back enough to look into his eyes briefly. There is something wild and predatory laced there. It was apparent that your coupling wasn't just something cathartic, scratching an itch. This was a fight for dominance and you were going down swinging.

[dunyun-rings]

The Road to El Dorado is just Some Like It Hot without drag

[alcetryx]

you start to realize how important language arts classes in school are when you have adults arguing who are unable to read between the lines of how a character is portrayed. They'll argue it's "open to interpretation" because the piece of media never came out and said something directly.

Only they DID say the thing, about 100 times, through the character's actions. It is no longer open to interpretation at that point.

(this is about people's takes on canon media not fanfic which can be whatever it wants)

[edgarallanpoestan]

im normalstyle

[indig0trolls]

I have made. An mistake.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

I adore Rose Tyler as a companion so much even though she isn't My Character but NineRose was leagues better than TenRose

[francesderwent]

uh oh

[mhaccunoval]

dance dance and thnks fr th mrmrs are cross-cousins.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Jancy is endgame bc they relate to the in love Taylor Swift songs 

[the-spaced-out-ace]

jeremy heere 🤝 me 🤝 peter spankoffski

[tough-n-dumb]

what are ur 20s for if not healing ur inner child in the most feral of ways possible. i will love myself radically and with all the might of a hungry and wild-eyed raccoon