#i will not be told otherwise

[xxthejayagendaxx]

Yknow something that no one talks about but I feel deep in my soul?

Transgender Vox

The man says "I'm so hard right now" but I ain't seen no bulge. That's transman behavior if I've ever seen it (I say as a trans man)

Anyway, transgender Vox is real in my mind and heart.

[sunflower-snz]

Okay its late and my brain doesn’t function well after 12 but why suddenly is just the idea of ✨nesting✨ so cute to me.

“Awh you’re sick? Come here lemme swaddle you in blankets and create your own comfy little personal area to rest inside.”

THEN SHARING IT? Allowing someone else into your little sanctuary to share the warmth and comfort.

Adorable, 10/10, someone build me a nest pls <3

[sixofwholocklinmcunco]

Character similarities

Ok sso I know that many people have pointed out the similarities between Kaz Brekker and Nikolai and Nikolai and the Darling and therefore all three of them, because let's be honest, they are the same people just living and raise in different environments and circumstances.

And the parallels between kaz Brekker and Anthony lockwood have also been drawn. They are definitely more different than the three above but the similarities cannot be ignored. I mean investment and asset are practically the same thing but kaz is much less of an idiot than lockwood, at least in a practical sense. Emotionally, well for all his closed offness lockwood wins that with a landslide. I'd honestly compare lockwood to Nikolai more than kaz because apart from the fashion sense, Nikolai is more similar imo.

But anyway from that we have darling=nikolai=kaz

Kaz=lockwood=nikolai

And I'm just saying the master and the doctor can be thrown in here. I'm just too tired to figure that out right now.

[ask-emoripals]

kel kel

you have taste in literally everything

in men because of sunny

and omg orange joe is so good i tried it and holy crap anksjskajsojs

it’s so good >w<

🏀: Thanks, those two are my favorite things in the world alongside basketball and Cris! (Platonically)

🦈: Heh… thanks Kel.

[demonprincezeldris]

𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 108! ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʀɪꜱᴋ!

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦, 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝

𝐔𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐞. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚’𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.

𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬’ 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐚. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲.

𝐓𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐇𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝.

𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝐩𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞.

𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐞𝐝. 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐬, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟔 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭.

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦.

𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞, 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫. 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝, 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐞𝐲𝐞.

𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡’𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞.

𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬’ 𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲’𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐩. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬, 𝐧𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐚𝐩 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐲𝐚𝐰𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐫 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐥𝐲.𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬’ 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐭, 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬.

𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐬. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐇𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥.

𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧, 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐬 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞’𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧.

𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐚 𝐥𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬.

𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲’𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲.

𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲’𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚. 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚’𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝.

𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥.

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐨𝐲𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧. 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐚𝐩.

𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲.

𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬’ 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐲, 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐙𝐞𝐥’𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞.

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬, 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬’ 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐰𝐨.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦.

𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟. 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐲, “𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐬 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞.” 𝐒𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤.

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐦, 𝐙𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐧𝐝.

𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐠𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞’𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝, 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧.

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Ben and Jed are good

But this

This had the potential to be phenomenal

[este-bae]

cannot convince me she didnt pay for that article. the captions and the pics are so staged… and theres so many.

[shanghuuo]

house husband longwei cooking some dumplings.....

[readyplayerziggy]

pudgy-planets

Misu is clapping his hammy together! He’s very proud of his wife!

She is so happy from her husband's praise. She is giving him a big, fat kiss on the lips. The next batch of pancakes is just for the two of them to share!

[phrynewrites]

What belief do you have that isn’t logically grounded, but you still firmly believe in? Do you believe in any cryptyd? How about UFOs? Good luck charms?

Boy, do I???

First of all, I 100% believe in ghosts. I have one that I'm very sure of who lives in my basement (named Charles, I think he's from around the WW2 era), who does stuff like move the ironing boards we have set up so they scrape against the concrete floor. He also messes with the storm door and generally made my last cat fear him. My current cat does not care about his presence and will shit in her box in front of him as he pleases. Also from a general belief standpoint, I find ghosts super comforting because it makes me feel that my loved ones who've passed are still here with me, watching me, trying to communicate with me—like they're just as hung up as I am.

Outside of ghosts, I believe in astrology (to some extent, more for fun), and tarot. But ghosts are my biggie.

[jason-statham-three-way]

Fuck bitches. Get money. I passed on mind blowing head to win a card game.

[royalarchivist]

Quackity: These past days I've been in many calls, and I'm not done yet. I've spoken to a lot of people and creators. I've read your comments and I'm well aware of what needs to be done to carry out this project. I want to tell you all, beforehand, that for me the team's well-being is fundamental. I'm very involved in this topic to sort it out and I want to make that very clear. I want to tell you something... I want to tell you all that the administrative staff responsible for so much harm to the project has been fired. Specifically, those who made decisions without my permission, affecting the administrative and financial area of the project. Consequently, after this, I was in charge of doing a financial analysis that's carrying out for the QSMP.

Guys, to be really honest, it was not going to last. Therefore, I've had to make deep drastic structural changes that have lead me to reduce the performance of the server down to the most essential, and this is in order to ensure the well being of everyone involved in it. Having said this, I want to give a very important update: I want to let you all know that the QSMP will have to slow down temporarily. This is to ensure this new structure adapts to the project, because it's a restructuring that's taking place. I'm letting you know, and I reiterate, there are no voluntary positions inside the QSMP.

At the moment, there will not be any more individual update accounts of all 5 existing languages in the project. In any case, during this transition, there's going to be a temporal absence of all Eggs and NPCs. I know these are difficult changes, and I repeat, it's temporary until we adjust to these new conditions that will improve the performance of this new structure that's being made from scratch, both in the administrative and financial part. I'd like to reintegrate people fro the QSMP as time goes by if a financial viability can be found for the project Taking advantage of this update to tell you guys that within the changes of the server as it is, creators will have full control of their lore and stories. The team will not intervene in the way that it was being done. Moreover, efforts will be made to change the competitive dynamics inside the game so as to ease up the game style for the creators. Like I'm saying, all of these changes, and more, are being carrying out to have the project as best as possible, and they're being done little by little. This is a whole new structure that will ensure the best continuity and experience for the creators, the community and the team behind.

Guys, I want to make very clear that this is restructuring process, and again, it's not a fast one. The server being open does not mean everything's perfect, I understand that very well. Conversations will keep taking place, communication will continue and the constant improvement of the project as well. I ask, please, for everyone's patience and understanding regarding all changes. Please do wait for official announcements since a lot of incomplete and incorrect information is being spread. I want to tell you all something- if you don't trust in these changes or have many doubts about it, and don't want to consume any more of the project's content, I understand 100%. I have a personal commitment with the QSMP and I will work until it functions in the way it is supposed to do.

Lastly, I want to let you know that it was being worked on for months on finalizing the integration of Korean creators to the QSMP. For that reason, tomorrow we will be welcoming the new Korean creators of the QSMP, of course, taking into account all the changes I've just mentioned. I hope you can give the new Korean members warm welcome to the project. And as you know, their schedules are earlier. For everyone who would like to watch, they will be joining at 11am Mexico time and at 9am US time. Basically, I wanted to give that update regarding everything that's being done within the project. Again, thank you for your patience and understanding- these are necessary changes and I'm glad they're being done now. And many more things will keep being adjusted.

via @QuackitySubs

[suntails]

hijo de la luna

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

[littlebidule]

M: I—I really thought I lost you Luigi— I—

L: I’m here now, i won’t go anywhere…

M: You sure do, never do that to me again !

L: *chuckles* i wasn’t planning on that

Really sketchy one but here, them again because i cannot stop drawing the bros 💖

[meownotgood]

haha hey so apparently someone stole my whole fic... copy and pasted except for tiny things changed... here is the link to their """fic""" (sorry random person I had to steal the reblog from). they've since deleted the fic off their blog + deleted their ao3 + gone on a hiatus so..... that's cool and whatever....... but they have written a lot of other shit so... don't be a dick but maybe check that for funny business too...