#i would die for this

[zardinthebrokenatlas]

Please let me be a tiny person and eat a cheerio

[ncteez]

doing this to mark :((

[nsfw link]

listen to me. just hear me out.

mark would not only love this, but i think he would be fucking feral over it. The act of trying to hold back, the act of feeling desperate because of minimal body contact-- like, idk can you imagine how fast his brain would be spinning at the idea of his cock being touched but he's not being kissed or loved on at the same time?

me, personally, would love to see this happen to him just to watch him lose control, take control, and accidentally dom a person bc he's so turned on, and wants to fuck so bad.

and when I say he would accidentally "dom" a person, i don't mean like a bdsm dom or anything. I mean like, he would suddenly turn the tables and dominate the sex. Like sinking into you in one go, no adjustment period at all bc he needs his relief so bad by this point. Snapping his hips so fast and so hard, apologizing the whole time for how rough he's being

[jakekiszkasbuttsweat]

Anyone ever see Weird Science? I'm gonna need someone to figure out how to make that real so we can have our own Greta boys 🥵

[brennacedria]

I was just in the shower and vaguely remember a dream from I don't know when the fuck. Well, I know it's at least after the Dreadwolf alpha footage:

Bioware released info on new mage specializations, which were structured like the ones in Origins. And one of them?

FUCKING Illusionist

Light-bending magic. Magic that bends light to create illusions. Illusions on the caster. Illusions in the environment. Illusions that make a person see anything the caster wants them to see.

Illusions that, combined with other schools of magic, can convince a person to believe in the look, sound, smell, and feel of an illusion. That makes them believe it's REAL.

Who needs blood magic to control minds?

[imightbeobsessedwithsocks]

My new life goal is to become successful enough that I can sponsor one of @danielhowell videos

[ratt-teeth]

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

[catmask]

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[sillyahhchana]

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

[i-am-married]

Source

[whoevenknowsdude]

Percy: This seems dangerous.

Grover: Oh, the animals will be totally fine, I have them a Satyr’s blessing, so they’ll reach the wilderness safely—

Percy: I meant for the people

Grover: Oh.

Grover not giving a thought or a fuck about the safety of the humans who destroyed nature is actually peak characterization and I absolutely love it

[elllteo]

What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?

[astriiformes]

My sister was telling me that she and her girlfriend went on a ghost tour for their anniversary, and at one point the tour guide mentioned there was a spooky haunted doll down inside a vent but phone flashlights usually weren't powerful enough to see it, so my sister whipped out the industrial-strength flashlight she carries in her purse at all times and the guide exclaimed "Oh! We should have lesbians on every tour!"

[authenticyuri]

I haven't seen these Ryoko Kui sketches shared anywhere so