#i’m Normal

[slytherinslut0]

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.

[goodpvppy]

let me rub myself hazy on your thigh as you work and pretend like im not there except petting my hair from time to time… i want to rut against you and feel your resolve crumble until you just have to pay attention to me and ruin me

[veggiemist]

So…I was playing papa’s scooperia…

kazuichi got papa’ed 🗣️‼️‼️

Wheatus listener *side eyes*

wawawawawa

[very-tired-child]

checkmate.

based on ch 5 of Primum non Nocere by @aughtpunk!!

[rabid-mercenary16]

AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHUAHAN DING DONG DING DONG DING DING WODJNFIWJDNFIWJ$NFIJNWD IM SO NORMAL IM SO NORMAL IM GOING TO GO BROKE HAHAHAHB

[withdenim]

How sad to watch him grow

[puppyboywinger]

i feel like the scene of todd saying “but there were sparks!” and wallace denying the sparks very existence implies that sparks aren’t always reciprocal. so, with that in mind;

wallace and scott get drunk asf during their would-be college years. wallace makes a joke about scott kissing him, to which scott takes as a dare. they kiss and scott immediately bursts into laughter afterwards while wallace is… dumbfounded. he sees sparks everywhere but chooses not to say anything as he watches his best friend and the man he has just quite possibly fallen in love with fall into hysterics over the idea of them being together.

[myketheartista]

I NEVER POSTED THESE!!! IM CONSTANTLY IN A STATE OF ZIT

[mochacharmellia]

Fun mocha fact: I love Minori Hanasato

[turbotastico]

Finally figured out how to draw the creature!! Wir fandom, Turbo fans, I bring you: him

Why is he so hard to draw?-

Closeups! 🔽🔽

He is so stupid I hate him!!!

And that’s all jsksjsksjsjsj

[sillywizardman]

HI!!! After finishing Disco Elysium I wanted to read Sacred and Terrible Air, but there were two issues:

1. It’s not officially released in English

2. I don’t like staring at pdfs!

So I did what any sane person would do. That is take three days of my life printing and binding it.

TRANSLATION (“thank you Group Ibex” we all say in unison!):

PROCESS PICS:

I apologize in advance for anyone who has experience in this sort of thing this is so botched.

I have NEVER done anything like this before, I don’t even read books on my own volition, but if the Disco fixation wants me to learn how to sew and bookbind I’ll do that.

Four of the signatures above. There were nine total, eight of them with 8 sheets/32 pages and the last was five sheets I think. Threw the pdf into adobe acrobat and went straight to printing with those settings and the “booklet” option enabled.

Pricked holes through each signature! Used thumbtacks and a piece of foam I scavenged from my room, worked out great. It’s probably also worth mentioning I do not have a bone folder, book press, or any of the other fancy schmancy bookbinding tools. Flattened the pages with a pencil and pressed with D&D books…

SEWING TIME. I have never sewn in my life. My success in this regard can be majorly attributed to Sea Lemon on youtube, particularly this tutorial:

The process from printing to finishing sewing the signatures took ~8 hours. Now we hit our first roadblock, I had no glue for the spine! After going to sleep and waiting what felt like ages (literally 10 hours or so) before I was free to visit a craft store, I tried to find PVA glue because that’s what you’re supposed to use I think?? Yeah. They were out of PVA glue and my impatient ass got mod podge.

‘Tis glued! As you can see I added cardstock to the ends. Joyous day.

Also, you see that sketchbook in the pic? Yeah? You see that lovely cardboard?

It is now the cover. Rest in piss bristol sketchpad backing.

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EDIT: I see a bunch of people want to attempt this so here’s a video on how to make the hardcover: https://youtu.be/Av_rU-yOPd4?si=7T5zgVJGAfPFBxn-

I didn’t use any measurements or advice from it but it’s a good reference for when it comes to assembling the cover from ~3:50 onwards. The boards are same size as your text block pages and spine, I think I made the cover width a bit longer just in case it doesn’t cover the text block though. Do not do this with the spine, I regret it.

And note, this is NOT a tutorial, it is the process of someone who got a bit too silly and decided to bind a book, obviously do your own research lol. Don’t be afraid to try it though, it’s surprisingly simple!

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… So, now that’s done! I swore to myself I wouldn’t start reading SATA/PJÕL until I finished this project completely, meaning I’ll be doing that now yippee :]

[grimesrot]

was it casual when you told me your uncle declared for aegon and i looked at you with tears in my eyes?

[veggiemist]

They suck

[saintmichale]

So I watched jujutsu kaisen…

[hoptism]

[shyaz]

more mother gooseberry bc i love her and I FOUND SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE WHO DO TOO