#i’m girl

[antigerrymanderingspiderman]

i’m booooooooooooaaaarrrrrd of this

[buttsniffingdyke]

girl who sniffs her thong while she masturbates

[evanbuckleysarms]

Sometimes a girl just need to rewatch Evan Buckley getting crushed by a fire truck so she can see him crying, whimpering and covered in blood

[vageenween]

???

[crawfishtits]

Girl who fell down on the way to work talking to literally anyone later that day: Hi I fell down

[paintedperiwinkle]

girl is in a little treat mood but can’t get a little treat. 57 injured 28 dead.

[teddiemush]

local girl plays animal crossing for hours on end to avoid Tomorrow

[likeasoup]

being hung up on someone you didn’t date is so embarrassing like girl get over it

[cantofworms]

I’m like if a girl

[cafffine]

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

[literallyaflame]

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

[davidtennan-t]

*THE GIGGLE ENDING SPOILERS*

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING

I’ve just read the novelisation of the Giggle and the ending has me on my knees - it goes into much more detail than the show so guess what

THE DOCTOR BOUGHT THAT HOUSE

THAT IS HIS HOUSE

He chose it, he went to an estate agents and said ‘I want this pretty house’, offered them £60, then rang Kate Stewart and discovered he was getting paid by UNIT this whole time, was able to afford the house/mortgage and BOUGHT THAT HOUSE

The Nobles still have a house in London but they STAY WITH THE DOCTOR NEARLY ALL THE TIME

He chose the house with a sunroom so WILF COULD LIVE DOWNSTAIRS COMFORTABLY

[roseforviolet]

[johntorrington]

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

[selescope]

AHHH

[ninarexic]