#i’m going to regret this

[lem0nademouth]

I’m curious to know where goyim think the Jewish people are from. Colonizers have to have a mother country from which to colonize; what country would that be? I’m being so genuinely serious, if you don’t want Jews in Israel, where do you want us to go? Or do you just want us dead?

[meowzah3000]

an evil creature came out from the forest and told me i had to make this or else terrors would befall me so

[samglyph]

I ruined my own life two weeks ago making that Mike crew post so here we go. Final verdict.

[chaoticlad]

maid outfit-

(Dont ask why I'm bored.)

I’m scared to ask

My buddies are going to question my search history-

[clingyduoapologist]

I’ve come to make an announcement…

IF QUACKITY AND/OR WILBUR BEATS GRIAN AND/OR JOE IN THE POLLS, I WILL COVER ANY SONG THE PEOPLE CHOOSE.

YES…

ANYTHING

So get your asses to the polls!!!!!!!

[nepobabyeurydice]

groot and adam warlock had the most chemistry out of anyone in GotG3

[lllostgirlll]

Alright. Here we go. I feel silly posting this. It’s my first ever fanfic. based off of a dream i had. if this goes well i’ll work on/post my other one.

Aethelwold x Reader

(could be read as platonic or romantic)

I could feel it coming fast, my chest tightened, my breathing quickened, my hands became clammy. The room was becoming smaller with each step I took towards the door, threatening to squeeze the breath from my lungs. ‘You’re safe. You’re fine. There is no immediate danger. Danger. Danger. DANGER.’ I tried to focus on something, anything. I hadn’t even realized that I had made it outside until a frigid breeze hit my face. I curled up against a wall in the courtyard, silently praying that no one could see nor hear the ragged breaths that escaped my throat. “Y/n?” Someone called out to me. “Y/n? Can you hear me?” It sounded so far away I could barely make it out. I squeezed my eyes shut, trying but failing to stop the tears from pouring over my cheeks. I nodded slightly. Would this person even be able to tell that I nodded? Was it indistinguishable from the convulsions that took over my body? Oh God, I’m so embarrassed I look like a fool I- “Y/n please, try to open your eyes. You’re safe here.” A small noise as they shifted, a shadow blocking out the glare of the sun. I still couldn’t breathe, but I pried my eyes open to see who was wasting their time with someone like me… Aethelwold? “Can you hear me?” He repeated. I nodded again, shaking slightly but not as bad as before. What was he doing? Why is he crouched in front of me, looking genuinely concerned? “Y/n I need you to focus. That’s it. Can I touch you?” I nodded a third time. What am I thinking? I felt his hand gently come to rest on my back. It was so warm, so…kind. I could feel my breathing ever so slightly slow down. All I could do was stare at him, dozens of new thoughts flooding my head. ‘What is he doing? Why isn’t he at a brothel? Or drunk and stumbling around the streets of Wessex? Why isn’t he off pestering Uhtred or King Alfred? Have his eyes always been that bright? Has he always been this pleasant to look at?’ “Are you coming back to me now? Can you name me three things you see? Focus Y/n.” He gently prodded. “I-l s-see the f-flowers.” My voice came out soft but scratchy. He gestured for me to continue. “And the pillars, And-“ I felt his hand rub soothing circles on my back, “And Y-you.” I gulped. “Good Y/n! Very good!” He smiled. It was different. It wasn’t a smirk, or the expression he often wore after pestering everyone around him until they snapped. No. It was a smile. As I looked up at him, almost catatonic, the sun seemed to dim around him. I felt my face heat up. “I know I’m the most attractive man in Wessex, but staring is rude Y/n.” There was that smart-ass comment I was waiting for, accompanied by a childish grin. “Can you stand?” He asked. “I think so.” I murmured softly, trying to put together what led me to this point. He gripped my hands tightly, but no less gently and pulled me to my feet. I swayed slightly, tripping over my own feet. I felt his hands fall to my waist to steady me. I looked at our feet. I couldn’t bring myself to look at him. I was too embarrassed, but no longer panicked. I couldn’t even remember why I panicked. “Y/n? Y/n?” Aethelwold tried to get me to look at him but I couldn’t. A second later I felt his hand under my chin, pulling my gaze to meet his. “All better?” “…Yes.” “Good!” He let go, slapping me on the back. “Because you are going to buy us some ale!” He started briskly walking away. I stood there, dumbfounded. “Well? Don’t just stand there! I may very well have just saved your life! You owe me!” okay…how bad was it lmao? i’m just tagging y’all for fun, don’t feel obligated to re-blog or anything @errruvande @solinarimoon @pupzbitez @justasightseer @morosemagick @persephones-journey @silentsihtric @kingslionheart there’s probably more, if i forgot you just let me know 😊❤️

[elizakai]

Angy

[john-waters]

I’m sorry

[zippityday]

So how's the confession going

ya done it yet

I sent it and I’m freaking out

[cyanightmars]

Does anyone know of any reliable websites talking about medieval armor? I’m making a bunch of ocs all based off of multiple members of the round table and I wanted to make sure I made it looks somewhat faithful to the original tales

Albeit I haven’t really decided what version of the stories I will be using as reference, I know that there have been many authors who’ve written their interpretations of these characters, but I wanted to get a vague idea of what they’d wear at the very least

[thedawnofcrime]

Ah shit, my brain is telling me to make a fucking album again. This never goes over well, yet I don’t think I have a choice anymore. I am a slave to the pink electric jello. 😔

[i-will-kill-you83]

Limp bizkit’s best album is three dollar bill y’all

I will die on this hill

[chaoticlad]

I may or may not have drawn my dumb AU crap-

I call it the Land of Tisernia- inspired by the Land of Narnia 👍

I write terribly but I really liked the AU so now here I am drawing some dumb and boring crap‼️

Here’s my dumb story-

I don’t exactly LOVE how it’s written, but even if you do read it, I hope you enjoy it‼️

[thetaylorfiles]

Does your friend want to trade husbands? Mine is useless TS connection wise lmao You're winning the six degrees of separation game! Although you did have a friend who went on a date with Taylor years ago right? It's just a matter of time now before you run into her at a party or something. Girl, I'm here manifesting that for you!

This post is brought to you by my first dose of Concerta. I was recently-ish diagnosed (by a doctor) that I have HDHD. I tried another one that didn’t work and now I’m trying this. Today is my first day and, I must state that I had an espresso when I normally don’t, but I’m in the mood to organize, so things, and my mind feels clearer. It’s got to be placebo affect or the coffee but I’ll take it! Anyway this’ll be far too long I’m sure. (Oh hey, now you get why I’m so obsessed with t swift! Kaylor began as a special interest and thankfully, by the time I stopped believing, I was hooked on her music and personality. Oh my god what was my point? Okay, clearly adhd not cured! 😂 um it’s long? Don’t read if you don’t want?

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Answer:

Yes, but that doesn’t count as an actual TS encounter. And now that I’m Very Old, if I attempt to make that happen via any connections, it would be to get my daughter anything personal or signed from her or just anything as long as it focused on her.

I introduced her to Taylor slowly over the years. And now she’s obsessed. But in a 10 year old way. She doesn’t know much if folklore or evermore unless it’s exile because Mom was so fucking obsessed with it she had no choice to listen and assume I’m right that it’s best ever. She knows that hits and the deep cuts I make her listen to.

My love language is giving gifts. I hate getting them unless I’m so comfortable I’m married to you or you’re my child and you’ve written something. Ha. So I give her tons of makeup and what not. But I found my 4 lover books with the diary entries and the posters and left them out. She sheepishly inquired if she could look at them all…? I said, “they’re yours.”

There was a point. Oh, don’t forget the perimenopause. And the cannabis. That really contributes to being forgetful. Why am I writing so much?!?

Oh!!! Yeah, I was close friends with a guy that was a working actor and still is. He’s not recognizable by name unless you know actors really well. He’s a character actor that books all sorts of series and guest spots but always as a friend. He’s super hot. Well he was back in his 20s. He told us that he was daring her. We made fun of him (She wasn’t cool the ), but more just to annoy HIM. He wasn’t super super smart but he was so sweet but still had that bad boy swagger. You know? He was like a brother to me but I get whey women hit on him.

So back in early twenties he dates her for … I wanna say a few months. She didn’t live here on LA at the time as far as I knew but came out often. Maybe she had another house? Anyway, they were more friends who were attracted to one another who met up when both were in town. Only one of our group met her, his best friend. All we heard was that she was nice and far from a boring good southern girl. That she seemed like a city girl. Anyway, they hooked up off and on. They never went anywhere together as they weren’t together. They were each others last night call after date one and two failed to produce the necessary love spark. But they were both stupid hot.

That’s all I know. I never met her or saw pics. No wait. I did. I saw one of them together at her place wherever she stayed then. Why did I explain that? Please tell me you asked me to! I’m sorry. I’m so high and wanting to talk and like make and complete goals!! 🤣🤣🤣 k, night. Gotta watch some tv downstairs once kids have vanished. Shhh

I have a feeling I didn’t answer a single one of your questions, nor did I speak to whatever you wrote about. I apologize. If you were in person you’d love me. When I get high (vapes), it makes me so much damn more pleasant!

Oh my god. Go to sleep!! (Bethenny voice on Scary Island) I’m referring to myself by the way. K, night. Tv time.

[nerdyenby]

Just watched this video about the miraculous timeline and I’m losing my mind, gonna see if I can make it make sense somehow, wish me luck