#i'm going to jump off a bridge

[apparentlyscary]

I just realized that Micheal knows modern slang because he was alive until 2023

[vicciouxs]

thanks ea for fuck up the sims. now I have the motivation I needed to create the full n&e narrative

[ara270904]

I'm going to visit my cousin on Saturday so maybe I'll see the movie on Saturday, but I wanted to see it on Thursday ):

And my parents won't let me go to the movies three times, I don't think they'll let me go on Thursday, Saturday and Sunday :((((

Thursday is the premiere, I wanted to go on Thursday. But well, I'll have to go on Saturday

Edit: My friend thought it would be this Thursday, we are going next Thursday. On Thursday 20, the opening day.

I'M SO HAPPY NOW 😁😉😉

[wu-kongs]

Macaque creates a fake eye that is a 100% replica. He accounts for looks, smell, texture, even the traces of magic that comes from two celestial monkeys constantly handling it. He evens hides it in his most elaborate protection yet, and fights bitterly for the eye when wukong comes to get it to complete the masquerade. It's days of work, He's sure that this will finally be the end.

Not sure if it's funnier if wukong comes back after an hour because he KNOWS this is not his eye, or if macaque screws himself over because it's been three weeks and he hasn't made a grab for the eye since then

LMFAO macaque finally winning But At What Cost

now wukong isn't chasing him anymore. now he doesn't have open and near-constant access to wukong.

what has he done?

[daddy-joel-miller]

I just...

[dreamofbecoming]

left my phone in the cab on the way back from the hospital so now i have 1) no alarm to wake me up for my oral exam tomorrow, 2) no reliable way to contact my partner for my oral exam tomorrow, and 3) no hassle-free way to board the subway to get to school for my oral exam tomorrow

did i mention i have an oral exam tomorrow?

[flugame-mp3]

local trans individual buys first pack of boxer briefs and is incredibly happy until they don't fit and he has to go into the store and return them 49 dead 352 injured

[cottoncandysprite]

What do these 3 have in common

[flowernoor]

took off the contacts and immediately wanna put them back on 🙁

DUDE ITS BCS I WENT TO THE EYE DOCTOR AND I NEED A HIGHER PRESCRIPTION BUT I DIDNT WANT ANOTHER FRAME SO THEY TOOK

MY STUPID GLASSES AND IM BLIND AF AND CANT SEE ANYTHING LIKE UNLESS ITS SUPER CLOSE TO MY FACE AND IM NOT GETTING THOSE FOR 12 BUISNESS DAYS AKA 2 WEEKS AND 2 DAYS AND SO MY BROTHER WAS SUPPOSED TO GET CONTACTS BUT IN THE END COULDNT PUT THEM ON SO IM USING THOSE BUT EVEN THEN THERE R ONLY 10

AND I HAVE A MASSIVE HEADACHE ALR AFTER NOT WEARING THEM FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES

mb for the essay guys I'm jst rlly cooked🙁😔

me rn bcs I can't see shit and I have baking classes tmmr😭🙏

[vonlipvig]

wait, hold on.

WAIT, HOLD ON.

they just...they shot down my stupid bill. my stupid fucking bill that actually helps people. they said nuh-uh and just rejected it. which they can do because i let them.

SO THAT'S THE BLUDISH DREAM ACHIEVEMENT DOWN THE DRAIN, I GUESS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS.

[bikananjarrus]

the epic highs (omg elzar hiiii!!!) and lows (stellan mention stellan mention stellan ment—) of reading elzar's pov in the phase 3 books so far

[femmeidiot]

I hate that I need constant reassurance I am the least secure person in the world I have no concept of emotional permanence as far as I'm concerned everyone either forgets about me as soon as I'm not around or they go back to their true feelings of hating me.

[vicciouxs]

I was going to do the new chapter of nowhere and everywhere and the new update won't let me do it.

[imaginaryanon]

my inquisition replay has led me places i wouldn't go with a gun (<- just left hawke in the fade)

[klingonrealitytelevision]

Lmao this show is so cute, but the timeline makes it so funny to me

I don't doubt that being a hitman pays well, but the idea that they've not been working for almost 3 months, and are only just now coming to the conclusion that they need to get back to work?

Full on dumbass behavior.

Why did they even put baby girl in preschool if they weren't going to go back to work immediately after?? Part of the reason she was so destructive is cause they didn't have toys or anything for her, they could've just gone to the store lmao.

Also they're more frugal than I figured they would be considering that bomb ass apartment. As far as I can tell they spent roughly $1000 in 1 month. That's not that bad, I mean, it's not a good trend if they'd continued to not work, but not that bad in terms of overall sustainability for a child and 2 working parents.