#i'm sick and sleepy

[eggfruitart]

The final esim for Valentine's card!! Thank you to my buddy Wix @plaguedbylove for donating an esim to Gaza :D They requested a Tinker Knight card <3

[dracaelus]

Missing them bugs

[kaijuparfait]

i think it'd be fun if the Symbiote got silly with what they transformed into

symbiote pajamas

[might-be-a-potato]

How do you think they found out about the time limit?

I mean... when they were first sending people into the realms, they could reasonably assume that the portal would close after everyone made it out. As long as all their drivers made it back within an hour, how could they know that the portal wasn't just closing once it didn't detect anyone inside?

So that means... what happened that first time the time limit was reached? The time limit they didn't even know they had?

Were they just taking it too slow? Maybe trying to gather data for Tezla or explore what the accelerons had left?

Was it someone turning back around? Maybe to go look for something ...or someone?

Who do you think they lost that first time they went over an hour?

Even worse, what did the driver(s) think when they suddenly lost communication with the Acceledrome? Would they have thought it was a prank? Driving to the end of the realm only to find the ring that would take them home just... empty...

anyway

[dootznbootz]

Odysseus is the type of guy who oozes rizz and can and will say the sweetest shit to Penelope and revels in her being happy with it ("You're beautiful in red" when she blushes. THAT type of cheesy bullshit. Have you READ the shit he says to her in the Odyssey?) but if she gives it back, he just freezes and Odysseus.exe stops working. Especially since he was the one doing all the flirting in the beginning until she finally chills out and "allows" herself to have a crush.

Penelope: ...You know, I don't really know if your name fits you. Odysseus: Oh? You don't think "Pain in the ass" is a good fit? Penelope: It definitely is...But...I don't know. Maybe it's because when I think of you, I don't think of pain, I think of joy... Yeah, instead of "pain giver", you're a giver of joy."Joy Giver" perhaps? Odysseus:

Penelope: ...Are you okay? Odysseus: *completely red and continues to make a high-pitched squeaking sound like air being let out of a balloon*

He gets more used to it as they get further along in their marriage but in the beginning, this guy was screaming into his pillows and kicking his feet and twirling his hair and being stupid :D

[kirby-the-gorb]

[lunakataaahhh-1228]

Gudako-chan does not like sharing

[teddybeartoji]

me and suguru me and suguru me and suguru... mm maybe it's a few days after our first kiss (which isn't even a proper kiss btw) and the air between us is just a little weird bc neither of us has yet to bring it up....

and now we haven't seen each other for the whole day too bc we both had stuff to do but. we have this Event in the evening and we're both supposed to attend alongside with satoru and shoko...

suguru's the last to arrive and by that time all three of us are a little tipsy already, laughing loudly at one of the tables together. he sees me throwing my head back, cackling at one of satoru's stupid jokes and suguru pokes the side of his cheek with his tongue. he hasn't seen me in a dress. ever. and now he's forced to take all of that in with the side of me boosting satoru's ego by going along with everything he says.

when he finally joins the table, his hand rests on the backrest of mine, his body towering over me as he teases satoru over smth aaand when i tilt my head back to look at him he glances at me and i die. thank you for listening to my tedtalk. no but yeah i blush and just try to keep my composure bc that shit is embarrassing as fuck he should not be having such an effect on me jfc.

he sits way too close to me too. mind you, we haven't talked properly in like two days. his hand stays behind my back for the rest of the night, his thigh bumping against mine as he manspreads on his seat (😒😒) but the second he sees me roll my shoulders and squeeze my eyes shut, the first signs of me getting tired, he leans closer to, his lips brushing against my ear. "want to go outside, hm?"

shoko gives me an awfully Knowing smirk but i go with him anyway (obviously).

(his hand stays glued to my lower back for the entire time he guides me through the crowd.)

i rest against the wall of the building and he stands in front of me, a few strands of his hair falling from their slicked back place as he places a cig between his lips. he lights it while keeping eye-contact. he's got that grin on his face. i hate it (he looks so fucking good).

he takes a step, now standing tall and proud right there in my own personal space. he's way too close. but it's not like i'd ever push him away. so he stays; inhales the smoke and then exhales it to the side. and then he's raising his hand to me and places the stick between my lips without a word. he watches how i breathe it in in slow motion. he can smell my perfume. i blow the smoke in his face and all he does is stare at me with that look on his face.

"you gonna kiss me again?"

"you want me to?"

i want to punch him.

"oh, fuck off."

he hums, his eyes flicking to my lips when he sees the corners twitching, an annoyed smile threatening to break out.

"you look really pretty... " his words trail off, his eyes heavy as they meet mine.

"yeah?"

"yeah... " his fingertips dance on my waist, treading on thin ice, on the thin fabric of my dress and i just wish i could crack open his head and see what he's thinking about. i swear he's even closer now; i can hear him taking in another puff of the cigarette and i can feel the warmth of his body against mine. i can feel his thigh pressing against mine. "i missed you, you know?"

okay, so i really want to punch him.

"and who's fault is that, hm?"

his grin stretches wider. he likes it when i push back, talk back. fight back. it makes this little game of his even more fun.

but before he can trap me with his sweet, honeyed words, the door slams open and out stumble shoko and satoru, their arms locked as they talk way too loudly. i turn to look at them, suguru doesn't. inhale.

he hums to himself again as he holds back on the urge to push my hair behind my shoulder to expose even more of my skin, his teeth itching at the mere thought.

exhale.

[digglesgiggles]

just got wisdom teeth pulled!

[confused-alienated]

The Torchbearer autism is gripping me by the throat

[hetaliafucker]

Usuk Thought (Mini Headcanon?)

I hate England calling America fat, and I don't really care about the show or manga's canon a lot of the time for a multitude of reasons, but alas.

You cannot convince me that this immortal being who has seen the changes of beauty standards throughout centuries would One) Judge someone's body type all that much or give a single fuck. Or Two) Wouldn't be lowkey happy. His childhood was literally primal. So to him (And very likely most nations), more fat = Better fed, thus safety, and also more body warmth. His subconscious primal brain is likely thinking 'Oh fuck yeah, I bagged a good one. He'll keep me warm this Winter'.

So now I imagine Alfred getting insecure because he thinks he's gaining weight, and Arthur being like 'Absolutely not' and shutting down any insecurities Al would have, because he's hundreds of years old, dammit, and the beauty standard throughout history has changed so damn much. Plus, he can’t complain when Alfred's just comfier.

[rosenecklaces]

He's a workaholic he's a hopeless romantic he's a gentleman a noir based knight he hates touching sweaty people he loooves a suicidal mission so don't try him he silently fucking kills you and kills you and kills you with just a stare you better not annoy him he'll try to not roll his eyes but would call you a dumbass on your nagging face the official pussy licker 3000 he's a confirmed metalhead with a clubbing rave slut soul that doesn't need to resort to poetry his hypocrite ass actually knows poetry anyways he'll listen to ramblings until three am non-stop say anything bad about his mom and he'll get his emotional support ancient dagger ready for the slaughter so watch the fuck out Azriel last name Shadowsinger truly one of the man of all times

[mspaint-flower]

don't have much to post today so here's 夢見± design concept ft. himawari (my sona)

[magical-sweet-kitty]

I see that you’re awake…😈

Yes 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚

[keeps-ache]

awkward way to have a convo but okay

[plain inks below cut]

[imwritesometimes]

AU where I have the time, energy, creative drive, interest, and enthusiasm to work on my WIP