#iceripperthethird

[iceripperthethird]

So my boyfriend isn’t on social media like, at all, which isn’t a problem until I describe something as “serving cunt.”

How do I explain “serving cunt” to somebody who hasn’t been chronically on tumblr for the last 10 years???? It’s not something that’s explicable. It just. If something is serving cunt, you know it’s serving cunt. It’s tangible vibes that you can’t put into words otherwise. How do you define serving cunt?

[iceripperthethird]

Historically speaking, my setup isn’t much better😂

It took like an hour for my computer to do windows updates and then it took another half hour for steam to update before I could update to 1.6, so I was playing Stardew on the switch while waiting for all of that to happen just so I could co-op with my friend.

And then discord decided it needed updating too.

Anyway, I sent this pic to my friend with the caption “Truly I am a god amongst fish. Men fear me, women want me” and they thought it was hilarious

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Hey could you do “Colonel Shitwhiskers, Commander in Space”? It’s an inside joke between my boyfriend, his sister, and I and it deserves to be commemorated

ooh and you could buy this one off the shop afterwards if you wanted to get as a framed gift 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[vengeance-is-sworn]

I have just taped dinosaurs to the inside of my lamp. I am a 20 year old adult.

[markantonys]

omg hahaha i’m so glad you guys like this Accidental Meme but i think i gotta take a break for a while lmao i’ve already spent way too much of my winter break making these videos and videomaking really isn’t my strong suit in the first place.......i’m sure there are many many other bloggers who would be happy to make these for you tho!!

[baronfulmen]

To be split into multiple movies

[iceripperthethird]

The world is playing a horrible horrible joke on me. It is cold outside. It is cold inside. It is cold in the office. I am cold.

I have never known this level of betrayal.

[chilledmilk]

If America is the weird redheaded stepchild in the Wizarding world, then what would Wizard Australia be like?

(using a lot of aboriginal magic and claiming it as their own)

since australia is british, probably the same muggle/magic world separation, strict adherence to the statue of secrecy, etc

but there might be a wilder flavor to the magic? different wand and potion materials, for example. a higher chance for magic to go wrong. much less use of nonverbal spells cause they really dont tend to go well. 

[reginacattus]

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[iceripperthethird]

Born to don’t wanna, forced to gotta.

[banana-bei]

@iceripperthethird <3

[iceripperthethird]

Welp. Yesterday I fucked things up on a network level at work and today I gotta tell my boss about it and I’m not looking forward to it

[iceripperthethird]

They should invent a sitting comfortably that doesn’t make both of your legs fall asleep

[iceripperthethird]

Okay I’ve been at my current job for… 3 months now?? I think? And I’m not going to lie, there’s a little adrenaline rush that comes with scanning into an “authorized personnel only” area that I absolutely love

[iceripperthethird]

Cons of having a boring office job:

Boring

Office

Job

Pros of having a boring office job:

You can go to the bathroom and take a piss whenever you need to

Change a tampon in peace without having 75,000 people slamming on the door telling you to hurry up

Seems like a pretty fair trade off imo

[iceripperthethird]

Walking around the funeral parlor and realizing the person you’re wanting to talk to is lying in the casket