#ichiro saikou

[isara0408]

I have two cute headcanons involving Kagami's children - Ichiro (or Hiro for short) and Ikumi.

Papa/Mama Duck

It is something they did when they were children. Considering that the two are really close to Kaga and having him as their favorite parent, Ichiro and Ikumi would follow him around like duckling following their mama duck. This would happen whenever the two didn’t have training or school related events going on.

Whenever Kaga walked around Saikou Corp, especially when he's working on something that had his full attention, Ichiro and Ikumi would be right behind him and following him in a single file line. They would have a big smile on their faces just being close to their crazy father. Kaga wouldn't notice them until one of them tugs his sleeve, or poke, or speak up, or even hug him.

Kaga would apologize and give them a kiss on the head before returning back to his duties, but this time, he would have his kids with him and actually know they are with him.

Same thing with Megami. Ichiro and Ikumi would follow their mother like duckling. Unlike Kaga, Megami does notice them following her right away. They can't really sneak up on her easily. So, as soon as they follow her around, Megami will notice and make them walk next to her rather than behind her.

Whenever Megami did catch her children following Kaga around, it would remind her of Kencho and her own father.

I believe that when Kencho was a child, he would follow his father around the same way as Ichiro and Ikumi do towards Kaga. Kencho would do it because he admired his father and wanted to be just like him. For Ikumi and Ichiro's case, they love being close to their father like any child would to their own parent.

Just like Mother

This headcanon involves only Megami and her children. Ichiro and Ikumi are obviously being trained to become CEO of Saikou Corp in the future, especially Ikumi if Ichiro decides not to take over the Corp. Their mother is their only example of a good CEO in their eyes (They don't like their grandfather much).

So whenever Megami is doing something for Saikou Corp that a CEO would be doing, Ikumi and Ichiro would watch and copy her. It doesn't matter what it is. They will copy her. Even what she's saying, they will copy her. Again, they're children during this time. Like any other child who loves their parent, they would copy them.

Ikumi and Ichiro want to be good CEOs just like their mother, so in their eyes, they believe it would be best if they watch their mother do something and then they will do it themselves.

It's something cute that I imagine they would do :)

I might do one for when they're older, but there are other things I want to post about them that really bug me and how I solved it, so that will probably be the next post, lol

There will be angst. Yay! 😀

[selenestarmoon]

We know that in the ending of Yandere Simulator 1980 mode Saisho kidnapped Jokichi after Ryoba had already kidnapped him and tells her in a letter to go find him and in the game in the present day it is implied that Ryoba works for Saikou Corp. and that Ichiro, son of Saisho and current CEO of Saikou Corp., tolerates the presence of Ayano, Ryoba's daughter, in Akademi even though Megami (Ichiro's daughter) and Kocho Shuyona (Akademi school principal) don't trust Ryoba and Ayano and they would be happy if she didn't attend Akademi to which many wonder why Saisho and later his son Ichiro would hire the woman who tarnished the reputation of the school he founded and I have a theory that I want to share.

Do any of you remember, have seen or heard of House of Cards, Berserk and Metal Gear Rising?

The story of House of Cards is about Frank Underwood, a politician who aspires to be president of the United States and ends up being elected at the cost of damaging the reputation of his rivals, but for this Frank could not act directly because that would tarnish his image, which is why Doug Stamper do the dirty work for him.

On the other hand in Berserk, Griffith aspires to be king by gaining the king's favor for the victories of the Band of the Hawk but he has many enemies and there are also contenders like Adonis who had the right to marry Charlotte, the daughter of the king, and Griffith could not allow this to happen so he orders Guts to get rid of Julius and Adonis and later organizes a plan to get rid of the nobles and the queen who want him dead without anyone suspecting him except Minister Foss whom he blackmails by using his daughter to help him with his plan.

And the last, Senator Steven Armstrong, the main antagonist of Metal Gear Rising, dreamed of making the United States a strong country with people who follow their own ideals with their own strength, so Armstrong respected those who managed to overcome adversity using their own strength and following their own ideals as Jetstream Sam and Raiden did that even Armstrong wanted to recruit them (only he managed to recruit Sam but not Raiden).

In the game there are several indications of this:

- In Kocho Shuyona's tapes where he mentions how he is upset with Ryoba for everything she has done and doesn't want her to return to Akademi and doesn't want to give her the graduation diploma but Saisho convinces him to let her go back to school and graduate.

- In another of the tapes Kocho mentions that while he was at the Saikou Corp. headquarters all the employees treated him normal but when he sees Ryoba at the headquarters and he asks why she is there every employees stopped talking to him and started ignoring him as if he wasn't there, implying that Ryoba works for Saiko Corp. but they don't want to elaborate on the subject.

- Another clue is that in one of the tapes from the basement of Ryoba's house, Jokichi asks her what will happen to their jobs if they go to America, to which she replies that she talked to her boss (who is currently Ichiro, current CEO of Saiko Corp.) and he gave him permission to leave (this could imply that Ichiro knows that Ryoba wants to go to America to finish off the journalist and Ichiro agrees that the journalist disappear for fear that he, because of of the Ryoba incident, uncover and expose the company's shady dealings that take place in the shadows and that Ryoba is running them).

- Another indication is, as I mentioned earlier, that Kocho and Megami don't want Ayano to study at Akademi and are openly hostile towards her because of her lineage but it is implied that they both tolerate her on Ichiro's orders: when Kocho knocks out Ayano with his taser and then he talks to Ichiro telling him that there is no deal, this implies that he only let Ayano enroll in Akademi on Ichiro's orders by having a deal with him and on the other hand when Megami talks to Ayano through a video call he explains that she can't stand her and that if it were up to her she wouldn't allow Ayano to attend Akademi but she can't do anything about it because her father tolerates Ayano for some reason unknown to Megami.

What I'm getting at is that Saisho maintained his company at the cost of shady things below, but if he did those jobs himself, his reputation, and by extension that of his company, would be tarnished by what he needed to have his own Doug Stamper or Guts for did his dirty work for him and what better person to do that kind of work than a serial killer who tarnished Akademi's reputation, killed girls and manipulated others without even hesitating and manipulated an entire country into thinking that was she innocent? It would simply be a win-win situation for Saisho and Ryoba: Saisho would have someone to run his company's shady deals and do the dirty work for him and he would even have the Aishi family at his family's disposal to do the dirty work for his descendants just as Ryoba does for him and Ryoba would make up for the damage she caused to Akademi's reputation, and by extension to Saikou Corp., and she would manage to be on good terms with Saisho and his family while working for them people would see her as a normal woman who like any other has a decent job as an office worker in a respectable company, which would make her the suspicions that will remain on her will be reduced to almost zero.

On the other hand, Saisho and Armstrong are extremist patriots who hate the current condition of their beloved countries (Japan for Saisho and the United States for Armstrong) but hide this rejection to use that condition that they detest so much to their advantage. Furthermore, Saisho respects Ryoba and wanted to recruit her for the same reasons that Armstrong respects Raiden and wanted to recruit him: they both see Ryoba and Raiden as the type of people they want in their ideal society in their respective countries (strong people, without weaknesses and who are governed by their own efforts and ideals and do not let morality stop them from achieving their goals).

[yukinojou]

A shining of Yukigumi top stars

[mocha-sim]

Since I have already discussed Megami's sister's looks, lets talk about their mom. Her name is Alex, she's American and russian, she has black/pink hair and pink eyes, she sends her kids sweaters that she made her self on their birthdays. She's a wine mom and is currently living with her girlfriend in hawaii. She was born Oct 30, she's a Scorpio, and Bisexual. I will follow up with more data soon regarding Megami's twin.

Megami's twin's name is Abigail, she goes by Abi, Alex named one twin while Ichiro named the other, she lost one eye at a young age from bullying which resulted in her going to boarding school for most of her life, she likes messing with her siblings frequently.

Oh sweet, Hawaii wine mom

I like Abi, finally a member of the Saikou family who’s somewhat normal (also, what is it with people close to Megami losing their eyes?)

[curhatan-ayumu]

[Lyrics] ヒプノシスマイク Division All Stars「ヒプノシスマイク -Division Rap Battle-＋」|| Hypnosis Mic Division All Stars - Division Rap Battle +

This is Division Rap Battle+ lyrics, with Bad Ass Temple and Dotsuitare Honpo, our new divisions! o/

***** If you find any mistakes, please tell me and I will edit the lyrics. Thank you! 

Feel free to share the lyrics. I would be very grateful if you put my tumblr link as a source ^^ *****

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Senshusensei banshi issei Kesshite yuruganu muteki no buraikan Kotoba wa ima ya mashingan Mata wa mirai michibiku rashinban, Ah

Sanmiittai, It’s show time Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what?

1, 2, 3, Ikebukuro division Represent Ikebukuro Homies we are Buster Bros!!! Socchi no choushi wa dou dai? Welcome to the division

1, 2, 3, Ikebukuro Division Represent Ikebukuro Homies we are Buster Bros!!! Bukuro saikyou no sankyoudai Welcome to the division

Welcome to my Division Ichiro, Ikebukuro daihyou Makuro kara maikuro Seimitsu dousa de kaiketsu suru Geek na Style Attouteki sore jitai ga shin jidai no Crime

Ataeyo anima Sore dake ga karuma Chuucho wa kaimuda Raimu dake ga Life Line Nijigen demo sanjigen demo ore wa ore dakara Kimetsukeru yatsura wa ototoikoi

Oh, my name is Jiro, you know ma steelo Ore no bero miro ore wa mikeranjero Ichirou no torusō o toresu shita jinan bou Tsumari saikyou no idenshi keishou shita raimu

Saburou sanjou inginburei de bureiki ga nai no wa chottoshita Subrosa Sono Pose ga ki ni kuwanē nara boku to shoubuda Omae wa mou taikan sokudo ga joushou shi Kabe ni merikomu kakugo gurai wa shite arundarou na?

1, 2, 3,  Yokohama Division Represent Yokohama Homies we are MAD TRIGGER CREW Hama no shinyaa no kaacheisu

1, 2, 3, Yokohama Division Represent Yokohama Homies we are MAD TRIGGER CREW Hamakaze ni mo sabinu sukiru Welcome to the division

Ore wa Samatoki-sama da kisama wa dareda Yokū fumi nareta yokuare tsurada na Yokubari san ga jingi yabureba Shinji gatai yona me ni ai kono arisama sa

Mesamase (Say what?) Ninkyou mo mappo mo Freaky na Navy mo Shiteigai Boast dan Hipunoshisumaikurofon Tsukatte kisama no ikinone tomaru made raimu shiyou

Hai stop stop stop! Inpei kousaku mo raku jinaishi Issen o koetara ore mo damattenaishi Ketsumochi wa kokkadakara marude omae ni kachime wa naishi Mā mā tachibatte mon ga wakareba yoroshī

Mazu wa keirei karee wa Friday Shoukan ni toccha mainichi ga survival Zen seibutsu ni kangeki kansha Kyou no guzai wa anata de kimarimashita

Tsū ni kecchaku dekē monchaku Unaru ore no hipunoshisumaiku Seishin chokketsu kasutamaizu Omae no shinapsu kogasu kotodama

Sanmiittai, It’s show time Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what?

1, 2, 3, Shibuya Division Represent Shibuya Homies we are Fling Posse Machi o irodoru sangenshoku Welcome to the division

1, 2, 3, Shibuya Division Represent Shibuya Homies we are Fling Posse Deta toko shoubu de shiyou Welcome to the division

Minna no aidoru Ramuda no banda Kou miete mo mou seijin danshi sa Kimi no namida mou mitakunai na Egao to negao ga kawaīkara sa

Kihon karafuru dekotta GAL fuku Mōdo ni pankusu Amerikan kajuaru Irotoridori no onee-san-tachi yo Boku no koto de kenka yametehoshī na?

Kankanbou kaburi kangu shoubun? Shingi chinki ni tatazumi kyoujun Jingen banji saiougauma Saigo ni wa bungei no sainou ga saikou no raimā

Mā mā shite ya koitsu wa sou oubakuchi Kan hiyashi kirinukerya chou ricchi Dairokkan ni nokkatte Dokka nokke kara name pu no jōkā

1, 2, 3, Shinjuku Division Represent Shinjuku Homies we are Matenrou Yameru machi Shinjuku daihyou Welcome to the division

1, 2, 3, Shinjuku Division Represent Shinjuku Homies we are Matenrou Neon giratsuku huyajou Welcome to the division

Shitto junbi OK (OK!) Namidame no kuranke (onegaishimasu) Subete makasetereba itami nado wa kanjinaidesu (itakunai)

Muge ni somukeba hakaana no naka Naishikyou tooshi anata no naka Mou harano naka o mitoushidaga mada aragau no wa orokana Mother Fucker

Goshimei arigatou gozaimasu kōru hairimasu Maigo no koneko ni (Love me do!) Hai kyou wa (Fooo!!) Anata ni (Fooo!!) Todokeru (Fooo!!) Mahou no (Fooo!!) Kirameku yozora to (Shanpantawaa)

Haa~~~ Shindoi Mamou suru seishin to tsurushi no sūtsu Tsuukin kaisoku tte moshikashite “Tomaranai no ka yo!” Igan taishoku imaya shakai no boukan-sha ”Kireru chuunen” no mi dashi ni nattaro kai

Senshusensei banshi issei Kesshite yuruganu muteki no buraikan Kotoba wa ima ya mashingan Mata wa mirai michibiku rashinban, Ah

Sanmiittai, It’s show time Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what?

1, 2, 3, Nagoya Division Represent Nagoya Homies we are Bad Ass Temple Suttoba su ze namagusa seppō

1, 2, 3, Nagoya Division Represent Nagoya Homies we are Bad Ass Temple Hanatsu gengo wa baka fukenkō Welcome to the division

Reincarnation inga wa sesshō chikushōdomo no Jam Session Gakikai kara no zakodomo ni seppō Koccha bishamontenda mon de ki o mondemasu nē

Yuigadokuson tenjōtenge Nandakanda de Bang it, Bang it out nante kankeinai Itabutte suteru Buddhist wa Vandalist London Calling mitaku shakadō ni kōrin

Darkness obore obiete Mugen kairō de Towa ni samayoi kogareru Seirēn no ushinawa reshi setsuna

Kuso mazui kōhī wa maji-nashi Senmon bun'ya jiko bengo mendō mengo Sō nando mo tanoma recha yowai yo Bingo Tada kusa ni yoroke oru tawake bakka Take back

1, 2, 3 Osaka Division Represent Osaka Homies we are Dotsuitare Honpo Meccha eregarentona kuchihacchō

1, 2, 3, Osaka Division Represent Osaka Homies we are Dotsuitare Honpo Honpō hatsu kōkai Welcome to the division Do naiya nen omorō nai nōnai mo In mo kata sugi puraido taka sugi Marude tsunken shita tsūtenkaku Tsūkaten kakusho de tachidomattetara tenpo warui Massakasama rakudai-ten made

Owarai tōnamentoshō wa sō name sūtsu wa ōdāmeido De momo no taran yōna me tappā de mochikaeru Dosakusa ni kyabia foagura gu takusanna bokyabura Akan de honma yame sasete morau wa Guramu hakariuri karikyuramu bakarida yo Shidoromodoro no shidō yōryō nante kusodarou yo Kōnai bōryoku damn shit Hōmurūmu de hōmuru kabita kyomu shugi o Umi ni sennen yama ni sennen Sunda hebi wa ryū ni kawaru Yūwa o toku You wa o toku Jōhō ni yū ni ononoku

Soku keiyaku shikashi Sore wa subete mokkuappu Mokka mōke wa futokoro ni gorogoro to koroge komu

Senshusensei banshi issei Kesshite yuruganu muteki no buraikan Kotoba wa ima ya mashingan Mata wa mirai michibiku rashinban, Ah

Sanmiittai, It’s show time Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what?

Tsū ni kecchaku dekē monchaku Unaru ore no hipunoshisumaiku Seishin chokketsu kasutamaizu Omae no shinapsu kogasu kotodama

Sanmiittai, It’s show time Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what?

[tigerintokyo]

Ohayou Ikebukuro by Buster Bros!!! (en, romaji, kanji)

English translation, romaji, and Japanese after the cut.

Legend: (by color, does not appear on mobile) Ichiro, Jiro, Saburo, Jiro & Saburo, ALL

English translation

Buster Bros' Good Morning Ikebukuro! Mornin' Bukuro!!

Once again, today, Buster Bros!!! will be delivering the best of the morning to everyone in Ikebukuro!!! Your partners are the Yamada brothers: Ichiro! Jiro! Saburo! Glad to be here with everyone!

To start off, we will be reading some emails. This one is from our listener with the radio pen name "I want to do part-time at Odd Jobs Yamada."

"Starting this spring, I'll be starting high school, and I want to enjoy a romantic relationship. What type of person do the three of you like?"

I still don't really know much about love~ I don't usually talk about that kind of thing But, thinking about it, I like a natural figure [1] I would want to have a romance with that kind of girl, yeah... I am not that interested in girls I still usually hang out with guys But, even so... if I have to say... Hm... I think I would like a kind girl I like the strong ones (That's our bro!) You know what I mean, bros? (Yeah! Yeah!) I like super strong ones that would never lose in a fight *That's* what you mean by strong?

Now for our first corner "Good Morning Battle Poetry!" [2] Going hard from the morning, as usual. This is the battle we want to spread all over the world. The three of us will make a 5-7-5 (haiku) comedic poem! [2] First is Ichi-nii!

"Oncoming car lane, I'll overtake everyone, how easy peasy!" [3]

What kind of dialect is "peasy"? [3] Not to mention the traffic violation! Okay! 5 points! Yeah, you’re right, I'm sorry... Ok, then next is Jiro ♪

"Ikebukuro, any other division will kneel down to us!"

Yeah! You're definitely not wrong! We are the strongest! Buster Bros!!! Let's keep riding this! Next is Saburo!

"Jiro-chan~ Hold my hand and let's go to... the children's center"

What did you say? Is that supposed to be a diss? It's nOT a DisS~ [4] What did you say?! OK, OK Battle over! This time the winner is Jiro!

Hey, how can keep going if you guys are fighting? (Sorry, but can you play the jingle?)

Good Morning! Everyone in Ikebukuro, how are you? Starting now, Brand New Days Buster Bros!!! Here with Bukuro's best bros, Let's go, everybody, mornin' Bukuro (This is the best!) Feeling good from the morning (Fight!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro (I know) Even if you have days when you're down (Let's go!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro

(You are listening to 29.6 Bukuro FM) If you're worried about something, leave it to us. We are here to support the city of Bukuro. Cheap, fast, robust, high quality, Odd Jobs Yamada ♪

Okay, let's keep going! Next is Ichi-nii’s “I can’t say that!” corner! (Yay!) In this corner, we asked for words that Ichi-nii “definitely cannot say”! Let's give it a go!

First up is from pen name "Bukuro Heads" A note from a regular listener CHECK OK then, everyone, get your ears open and LISTEN "Since it's my first time, be gentle with me." I can't say that! Absolutely cannot! Next is from pen name "Yamada Shiro" [5] OK, try to do the next hard-to-say line! "Buy me some macarons~" I can't say that either! Absolutely cannot! Next is from pen name "Morning Brothers" OK, Nii-chan, give it to us! "Jiro, Saburo, I love you." ……… I wanted to hear that! For sure! Hurry up and end this corner! Buster Bros' Good Morning Ikebukuro!

This show is also coming to an end. Today the theme was "New Lifestyle," so last but not least, to all the people who are starting off a new life today... Here's a special message from us!

For always tuning in to listen to us, really THANK YOU ! [6] Let's take a step forward, 1 step All of the haters aren't even in our sights Once again, let's start today, Brand New Days Let's go into the shining sunshine The air of this clear morning sure is nice Turning your face down [7], that's no fun! OK, are you ready? Standby OK! Dreams are always on a huge scale Take aim at that future and shoot, bang! Instead of turning around, only face forward Everyone in Bukuro, Have a nice day!

(Starting, Brand New Days) Good Morning! Everyone in Ikebukuro, how are you? Starting now, Brand New Days Buster Bros!!! Here with Bukuro's best bros, Let's go, everybody, mornin' Bukuro (This is the best!) Feeling good from the morning (Fight!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro (I know) Even if you have days when you're down (Let's go!) Everybody, mornin' Bukuro Have a good day!

Romaji

Buster Bros no ohayou Ikebukuro Oha bukuro!!

Kyou mo koko Ikebukuro kara, ore ra Buster Bros!!! ga saikou no asa o todoke!!! O aite wa Yamada kyoudai, Ichirou! Jirou! Saburou! Minna, yoroshiku!!!

Sassoku MAIL o shoukai shimasu. RADIO NAME "Yorozuya Yamada de baito shitai" san kara

"Kotoshi haru kara koukousei, renai o tanoshi mitai desu. Sannin no suki na type wa?"

Mada koi toka wakannai~ Konna koto fudan wa katannai Demo yappari shizendai Sonna josei to shitai renai, uun Betsuni onna nanka kyoumi nee Mada asobu nara otoko doushi de Demo maa, aete iu to shitara Uun, yasashi joshi ka na Ore wa tsuyoi hou ga ii (Sasuga!) Wakarudaro, kyoudai? (Un! Un!) Maji de kenka ni makenai tsuyoi ko toka ii Tsuyo itte sou yuu koto kaai?

Saisho no CORNER wa “ohayou kenka senryuu!” Aikawarazu asa kara HARD da na. Yo no naka ni kenka o uritai koto o, ore ra sannin ga go-shichi-go no senryuu ni shite iku ze.! Mazu wa Ichi-nii!

“Gyaku shasen minna de wataru zo raku jyaken!!”

“Jyaken” te nani-ben da yo! Shikamo koutsuuihan dame! Hai go-ten! Da yo na, maji gomen... Jyaa tsugi! Jirou, ikou ♪

"Ikebukuro, do no DIVISION mo hire fusu zo"

Ye-! Machigai nai ze! Ore tachi ga saikyou! Buster Bros!!! Nokkete kita yoshi! Tsugi wa Saburou!

"Jirou-chan~ o te te tsunaide jidoukan"

Nan da to DISS tten no ka yo! DISS tte mashe-n Nan da to deme! Hai hai shuuryou Kon kai wa Jirou ga yuushou!

Oi, omae ra wa kenka shite dou sun dayo? (Suimasen, JINGLE itte kudasai.)

Ohayou! Ikebukuro no minna choushi dou nano? Ima hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS Buster Bros!!! Koko bukuro saikyou no kyoudai to LET’S GO EVERYBODY oha bukuro (Saikou) daze asa kara ii kibun (FIGHT!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro (I KNOW) Ochikomu hi mo aru kedo (Saa ikou!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro

(YOU ARE LISTENING TO 29.6 BUKURO FM) Komatta toki wa wareware ni o makase Bukuro no machi o ore ra ga sasaemasu Yasuku te, hayaku te, takumashii, HIGH QUALITY, Yorozuya Yamada

Dewa tsuzuite wa kochira! Ichi-nii no “ore konna koto iwaneeyo!” no CORNER (Ye-!) Ichi-nii ga “zettai iwana sou na kotoba” o boshou shiteru CORNER desu! Itte miyo~

Mazu wa PEN NAME “Bukuro no HEADS” Jouren-san kara no otayori CHECK Sore jya minna mimi sumashite LISTEN "Hajime te da kara yasashiku shite ne." Iwa nee! Zettai iwanee! Tsugi wa PEN NAME “Yamada Shirou”-san Sore jya iwana sou na koto itte miyou ka! "MACARON katte kite~" Kore mo iwa nee! Zettai iwa nee! Tsugi wa PEN NAME “MORNING kyoudai” Sore jya nii-chan itte choudai "Jirou, Saburou, aishiteru ze." ……… Sore wa itte moraitai! Dayone! Hayaku kono CORNER owarasero! Buster Bros no ohayou Ikebukuro!

Bangumi mo owari ni chikazuite kimashita. Kyou no te-ma wa shin seikatsu nano de, saigo wa atarashii kurashi o hajimeru hito tachi e Ore ra kara no MESSAGE!

Itsumo kiite kurete maji san kyu de-su Fumi dashite kou ONE STEP HATER tachi nante ganchuu nee Hajimaru ze kyou mo BRAND NEW DAYS Ikuzo furi sosogu SUNSHINE Sunda asa no kuuki nanka ii Shita muite tatte tsumannai Sore jya junbi dekiteru STANDBY OK! Itsudatte yume wa dekai SCALE Sono mirai ni mukete nerai ute BANG! Furimuku yori tada mae muke Bukuro no minna HAVE A NICE DAY!

(Hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS) Ohayou Ikebukuro no minna choushi dou nano? Ima hajimaru BRAND NEW DAYS Buster Bros!!! Koko bukuro saikyou no kyoudai to LET’S GO EVERYBODY oha bukuro (Saikou) daze asa kara ii kibun (FIGHT!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro (I KNOW) Ochikomu hi mo aru kedo (Saa ikou!) EVERYBODY oha bukuro Itterushai!

Japanese (kanji)

Buster Bros！！！ のおはようイケブクロ おはブクロ！！ 今日もここイケブクロから、俺ら Buster Bros！！！ が最高の朝をお届け "お相手は山田兄弟、一郎！二郎！三郎！ みんな、よろしく！！！" 早速メールを紹介します ラジオネーム“萬屋ヤマダでバイトしたい”さんから 今年春から高校生　恋愛を楽しみたいです　三人の好きなタイプは？

まだ恋とかわかんない こんなこと普段は語んない でもやっぱり自然体 そんな女性としたい恋愛　うーん 別に女なんか興味ねー まだ遊ぶなら男同士で でもまぁ　あえて言うとしたら うーん　優しい女子かな 俺は強い方がいい （さすが！） わかるだろ兄弟 (うん！ うん！) まじで喧嘩に負けない強い子とかいい 強いってそういう事かーい

最初のコーナーは『おはようケンカ川柳！』 相変わらず朝からハードだな 世の中にケンカを売りたい事を、俺ら三人が五七五の川柳にしていくぜ まずは一兄！ 「逆車線　みんなで渡るぞ　楽じゃけん！！」 じゃけんて何弁だよ！ しかも交通違反ダメ！はい5点！ だよなマジごめん…じゃあ次！二郎、行こう♪ 「イケブクロ　どのディビジョンも　ひれ伏すぞ」 いえー！間違いないぜ！ 俺たちが最強 Buster Bros！！！ 乗っけてきたよし！次はい三郎！ 「二郎ちゃん　お手て繋いで　児童館」 なんだと Dis ってんのかよ！ Dis ってましぇ～ん　なんだとテメ～！　はいはい 終了　今回は二郎が優勝！

おはよう　イケブクロのみんな調子どうなの？ 今始まる Brand New Days Buster Bros！！！　ここブクロ最強の兄弟と Let’s go Everybody　おはブクロ (最高) だぜ　朝からいい気分 (ファイト！) Everybody　おはブクロ (I know)　落ち込む日もあるけど (さぁ行こう) Everybody　おはブクロ

You are listening to 29.6 Bukuro FM 困った時は我々にお任せ ブクロの街を俺らが支えます 安くて、早くて、たくましい、ハイクオリティー、萬屋ヤマダ♪

では続いてはこちら！『一兄の“俺こんな事言わねーよ！”』のコーナー！ 一兄が“絶対言わなそうな言葉”を募集してるコーナーです！ 言ってみよ～ まずはペンネームぶくろのヘッズ 常連さんからのお便り CHECK それじゃみんな耳すましてリッスン 「初めてだからやさしくしてね」 言わねー！絶対言わねー！ 次はペンネーム山田四郎さん それじゃ言わなそうな事言ってみようか！ 「マカロン買ってきて～」 これも言わねー！絶対言わねー！ 次はペンネームモーニング兄弟 それじゃ兄ちゃん言ってちょうだい 「二郎三郎、愛してるぜ」 ……… それは言ってもらいたい！ DAYONE！ 早くこのコーナー終わらせろ！ Buster Bros！！！ のおはようイケブクロ

番組も終わりに近付いてきました 今日のテーマは新生活なので、最後は新しい暮らしを始める人たちへ 俺らからのメッセージ！ いつも聞いてくれてまじ39でーす 踏み出してこう 1 step ヘイターたちなんて　眼中ねー はじまるぜ今日も Brand New Days 行くぞふり注ぐ　サンシャイン 澄んだ朝の空気　なんかいい 下向いてたって　つまんない それじゃ準備できてるかスタンバイ OK！ いつだって夢はでかいスケール その未来に向けて狙い撃て Bang！ 振り向くよりただ前向け ブクロのみんな Have a nice day！

始まる Brand New Days おはよう　イケブクロのみんな調子どうなの？ 今始まる Brand New Days Buster Bros！！！　ここブクロ最強の兄弟と Let’s go Everybody　おはブクロ (最高) だぜ　朝からいい気分 (ファイト！) Everybody　おはブクロ (I know)　落ち込む日もあるけど (さぁ行こう) Everybody　おはブクロ いってらっしゃい

T/N

Physical attribute: “natural body” or “natural figure”

The “poetry” is a traditional comedic haiku called “senryuu.” Yup, they’re battling with haikus.

Ichiro uses a weird ending, so Jirou asks him what kind of dialect that ending is from. I just made it into “peasy” which also isn’t really a word but slang.

Saburo is basically pronouncing it like this…

It’s using the Yamada brothers’ naming system of (number)-rou, so it’s actually 4-rou, and is pronounced “Shirou.” What a great pen name, right? A listener from my own heart…

In the original Japanese lyrics, they wrote “san kyu (thank you)" as “39,” and I thought that was interesting/clever.

More literally, the translation is “facing down.”

[hypmic-pt-br]

IKEBUKURO WEST GAME PARK 「Buster Bros!!!」

Yo life wa ikkaikiri no SHOW TIME

All right kimeruka ikashita RHYME

Soriya sousa shitakunai daro koukai

Kono rappu de ageruze FEEL'IN SO HIGH

Kyoudai ikeru ka? takai toko made

Tsuitei keru ka genkai no hade made

Orera atsumarya sora saikou jyan

BUSTER BROS!!! IN THE HOUSE

STILL NO.1

×

Yo vida é a hora única do show

Claro que eu não quero ter nenhum arrependimento

Tudo certo, está decidido, rimas feitas

Aumente esse rap, estou me sentindo animado

Bros, podemos ir? Alto e longe

Guarde isso, até chegar no seu limite

Quando estamos juntos, somos os melhores!

BUSTER BROS!!! IN THE HOUSE

STILL NO.1 (2)

×

Refrão:

Kikashite miro (HOO)

Koe wo dashite KEEP ON MOVIN’

Hara no soko kara SAY BUS！TER！BROS！

Sono choushi! (HEY)

Kure yo BIG na HOO（HOO）

Ie yo kimi mo YEAH（YEAH）

Sono koe de koeru genkai no saki ni tsuretekuze

×

Me deixe te ouvir (HOO)

A voz fluindo, CONTINUE A SE MEXER

Do fundo do seu estômago DIGA BUS! TER! BROS!

Assim mesmo! (HEY)

Me dê um GRANDE HOO（HOO）

Diga você também! YEAH（YEAH）

Soltem suas vozes, vamos além dos limites mais distantes

×

Ikuze MIC CHECK 1 2 1 2

ON AND ON Kurikaesu hitobanjuu

Maikurofon NO. 1 hajimari no aizu

Taezu koe dasu kono vaasu kettobasu (yo)

Hora ikou orera ALL NIGHT LONG

Miro HORIZON kara goraikou

Hajimata bakkata IT’S NOT OVER

Asahi ga noberu made saa ikou ka

×

Vamos nessa CHECANDO O MIC 1 2 1 2

DE NOVO E DE NOVO Repetindo a noite toda

Microphone n°1 o sinal para começar

A voz constantemente fluindo esse verso, tome essa! (yo)

Viu, nós vamos PELA NOITE TODA

Olhe em direção do HORIZONTE o sol nascendo

Estamos apenas começando AINDA NÃO ACABOU

Até o sol nascer, vamos!

×

Maikurofon NO. 2 tsuzuke sama ni GOIN’

Pusshu de sutaato suru GAME hora nekkyou

Shitaku naruhodo atsui genshou

Nihonrettou koe dase ikuze! SAY HOO!（HOO!）

Soko no kimi mo, kimi mo, soko no kimi mo

Sonna mon janai daro mada ikeru ka?

Ikeruze! Kyou mo ashita mo BIG SHOUT IT OUT

×

Microphone n°2 continue INDO

Com um empurrão, vamos começar o jogo! Olhe, a batida

Continue a subir, um fenômeno resplandescente

Deixe a voz do Japão fluir. Vamos! DIGA HOO! (HOO)

Você também, e você, e você!

Assim que deveria ser, podemos continuar?

Aqui vamos nós! Hoje e amanhã também, GRITE PRA FORA

×

“Waa” to ka “kyaa” kiiroi kansei

Kikitai no wa sou iu koto janee

Boku ga “SAY”tte ieba hora mina de HOO (HOO)

Iitai no wa soyu koto kimi mo koe dashita

Maikurofon NO.3 iiza shutsujin

‘Bukuro no chuushin kara ruutin

Kasetto wo setto sasenai risetto

GAME wa korekare sa MIC ON THE SET

×

“Ooh,” “Aah!” Essas saudações estridentes

Isso não é o que eu quero ouvir!

Quando eu falar “DIGA” vocês deveriam dizer HOO (HOO)

Eu quero dizer aquilo! Suas vozes fluem pelo mic

Microphone n°3 nas linhas da frente

A rotina do centro de ‘Bukuro

Reset, não defina o cassette

Daqui pra fora é o JOGO DO MIC NO SET

×

[Refrão]

Ichi ichinii no mae fundara sanzan

Shigo kare roku demonai koto bakka

GAME OVER atama ni wakka

Joudan janee kakeru kotoba de happa

Kyoudai de RAP GAME raku janee

Tama ni wa sawagitai daro asa made

Konnaka agareru yatsu wa don dake imasu ka?! (YEAH!)

×

One e dois, cada passo nós vamos

Pra onde não é cansativo ver

FIM DE JOGO correndo em círculos em volta da sua mente

Isso ainda não é uma piada, os detritos das suas palavras vão pra baixo

Um JOGO DE RAP com os irmão é divertido, certo?

De vez em quando você quer grita, né? Até o amanhecer

Quantos de vocês estão no topo do mundo?! (YEAH!)

×

I’M THE MASTER OF CEREMONY

Tsumari wa MC moshiku wa MIC CONTROLLER

’Bukuro no katasumi

Taikutsuda yo na hoka no DIVISION ja

Misete yaru ka ima ijiou no bishon

Saa gia ageteku ka puraido kaihou

Dekee taido mo kaijo dai tokai no kono oto ga gaido

Sasenaize maigo

Oretachi ni tsuite kurya suriru baizou

×

EU SOU O MESTRE DA CERIMÔNIA

Pra encurtar MC ou CONTROLADOR DE MIC (3)

O canto de ‘Bukuro

Qualquer outra DIVISÃO é tediosa!

Vou mostrar pra você minha visão de presente

Agora, chute dentro em marcha! Deixe seu orgulho cair

Se livre do ego, também; nessa cidade, a música é o guia

Não se perca

Quanto a gente, vamos dobrar os passos!

×

Minna sankagata soko no oneesan gata mo

FLOW de BLOW tsukaru naga furo (oi)

Iyayo iya mo suki no uchi

Oto no mae ja kimi to boku mo onaji

Orera no mae ni michi wa nashi michinai hashi

Demo nigeru imi wa nashi koe karashi

Ima ga saikou nara sore dake de GOOD TIME

Miteruze! Hajirai ni ie yo GOOD BYE

×

Todos agora, até você, moça!

FLUIR e ASSOPRAR vamos mergulhar nessa banheira! (Oi)

Nunca diga nunca

Você e eu somos os mesmo antes da música

Não tem nenhum caminho a nossa frente; Um final desconhecido

Mas “fugir” significa nada; uma voz cernelha

Isso é o melhor, esse sozinho é uma BOA HORA

Vamos mostrar pra você! Por pena, ADEUS

×

[Refrão]

Koko ga Bukuro no katasumi wesuto geeto paaku

Kyoudai de saifaa rappu PASS DA MIC

Bakuon no BEAT kimeru shin’nya reiji

Dare mo ga agaru FLOW in wo teiji

Kizamu aratana ichi peeji

Koe wo dai ni shite kimi mo ishihyouji

Atsumatta HEADS mo minna choushi dou nanda?

Miteru yo kimi ga iki shounin

BREAK!

×

Isso é o canto de ‘Bukuro, West Gate Park

Uma cifra de rap dos irmãos PASSE O MIC

Uma BATIDA explosiva decidida a meia noite

Vamos agitar todos, FLUA ritmos presentes

Esculpir uma nova página

Levante a voz, declare que vai também!

Levantem as CABEÇAS, como vocês estão?

Vamos te mostrar, você é uma testemunha viva!

QUEBRE!

×

Nakuko mo damaru Ichiro no BEAT

Pirralhos chorões quietos na BATIDA do Ichiro

×

Ie yo HOO! (HOO) SAY HOO! (HOO)

Ie yo BUSTER BROS!!! (BUSTER BROS!!!) STILL NO. 1 (STILL NO.1)

Ie yo YEAH! (YEAH!) Kure yo YEAH! (YEAH!)

Motto ie! Saigo sa-wa-ge

×

Diga isso, HOO! (HOO) GRITE HOO! (HOO)

Diga BUSTER BROS!!! (BUSTER BROS!!!) STILL NO. 1 (STILL NO.1)

Diga YEAH! (YEAH!) Grite YEAH! (YEAH!)

Diga mais vezes! Por último, faça! Algum! Som!

×

CLAP YA HANDS TO THE BEAT

Kore ga orera Bukuro no sutairu

Kiite yappa yabee nara koe dase

BUSTER BROS!!! STILL NO.1 daro!

Tatake! (CLAP CLAP)

Sakebe! (HEY)

Kore ga orera no yarikata (WAH)

Kimi no koe ga oretachi no enerugii

Ima da bu-chi-ka-ma-se

×

BATA AS MÃOS PARA A BATIDA

Isso é o estilo ‘Bukuro!

Escute! Aqui vem uma voz mais perigosa do que imagina

BUSTER BROS!!! AINDA N°1 você sabe!

Continue a batida! (CLAP CLAP)

Grite! (HEY)

Esse é o nosso estilo (WAH)

Sua voz é nossa energia

Agora! Assuma! O! Controle!

[refrão]

_____________________________

1. Essas duas linhas na verdade são piadas de 1-6

2. [BUSTER BROS IN THE HOUSE! STILL NO.1] significa “BUSTER BROS NA CASA! AINDA O NÚMERO 1]

3. "Controlador de mic" seria "Mic Controller" em inglês. Por isso o trocadilho com MC.

[eng-hypnosismic]

JPN/ROM/ENG lyrics to Ikebukuro West Game Park

Lyrics：好良瓶太郎　Song/arrangement：月蝕會議 Yo LIFE は一回きりのSHOW TIME

そりゃそうさしたくないだろ後悔

ALL RIGHTキメるかイカした RHYME

このRAP で上がるぜ FEEL'IN SO HIGH

兄弟 いけるか？高いとこまで

着いていけるか限界の果てまで

おれら集まりゃそら最高じゃん

BUSTER BROS!!! IN THE HOUSE

STILL NO.1

Yo life wa ikkaikiri no SHOW TIME

Soriya sousa shitakunai daro koukai

All right kimeruka ikashita RHYME

Kono rappu de ageruze FEEL'IN SO HIGH

Kyoudai ikeru ka? takai toko made

Tsuitei keru ka genkai no hade made

Orera atsumarya sora saikou jyan

BUSTER BROS!!! IN THE HOUSE

STILL NO.1

Yo Life’s a one-time show time

Of course I don’t want to have any regrets

All right, these decided, given rhymes

Raise this rap up, feel’in so high

Bros can we go? High and far

Keep up, until you reach your limit

When we’re together, we’re the best!

BUSTER BROS!!! IN THE HOUSE

STILL NO.1

Chorus:

聞かしてみろ！(HOO)

声を出して　KEEP ON MOVIN’

腹の底から　SAY BUS！TER！BROS！

その調子！(HEY)

くれよBIGな HOO（HOO）

言えよ君もYEAH（YEAH）

その声で越える　限界の先に連れてくぜ

Kikashite miro (HOO)

Koe wo dashite KEEP ON MOVIN’

Hara no soko kara SAY BUS！TER！BROS！

Sono choushi! (HEY)

Kure yo BIG na HOO（HOO）

Ie yo kimi mo YEAH（YEAH）

Sono koe de koeru genkai no saki ni tsuretekuze

Let me hear you! (HOO)

A flowing voice KEEP ON MOVIN’

From deep within your gut SAY BUS！TER！BROS！

Just like that! (HEY)

Give me a BIG HOO（HOO）

Say it, you too! YEAH（YEAH）

Come along with your voices let’s go beyond the furthest of the limits

いくぜ MIC CHECK １２１２

ON AND ON繰り返す一晩中

マイクロフォン NO.1　始まりの合図

絶えず声出すこのヴァース蹴っ飛ばす（Yo）

ほら行こう俺ら ALL NIGHT LONG

見ろ HORIZONからご来光

始まったばっかだ IT'S NOT OVER

朝日が登るまでさぁ行こうか

Ikuze MIC CHECK 1 2 1 2

ON AND ON Kurikaesu hitobanjuu

Maikurofon NO. 1 hajimari no aizu

Taezu koe dasu kono vaasu kettobasu (yo)

Hora ikou orera ALL NIGHT LONG

Miro HORIZON kara goraikou

Hajimata bakkata IT'S NOT OVER

Asahi ga noberu made saa ikou ka

Let’s go MIC CHECK 1 2 1 2

ON AND ON On repeat all night

Microphone no.1 the signal to start

A voice constantly flowing this verse kick it! (yo)

See, we go ALL NIGHT LONG

Look at the HORIZON towards the rising sun

We’ve only just started IT'S NOT OVER

Until the morning sun rises now, let’s go!

マイクロフォン NO.2　続けざまに GOIN'

プッシュでスタートする GAME　ほら熱狂

したくなるほど熱い現象

日本列島声出せいくぜ！SAY HOO！（HOO!）

そこの君も 君も そこの君も

そんなもんじゃないだろまだ行けるか？

行けるぜ！今日も明日もBIG SHOUT IT OUT

Maikurofon NO. 2 tsuzuke sama ni GOIN’

Pusshu de sutaato suru GAME hora nekkyou

Shitaku naruhodo atsui genshou

Nihonrettou koe dase ikuze! SAY HOO!（HOO!）

Soko no kimi mo, kimi mo, soko no kimi mo

Sonna mon janai daro mada ikeru ka?

Ikeruze! Kyou mo ashita mo BIG SHOUT IT OUT

Microphone no. 2 keep on GOIN’

With a push, let’s start the game! See, the heat

Just keeps rising, a blazing phenomenon

Let the voice of Japan flow Let’s go! SAY HOO!（HOO!）

You too, and you, you too!

That’s the way it should be, can we keep going?

Here we go! Today and tomorrow too BIG SHOUT IT OUT

「わー」とか　「きゃー」黄色い歓声

聞きたいのはそういうことじゃねえ

ぼくが「SAY」って言えば　ほら皆で HOO（HOO）

言いたいのはそゆこと　君も声出した

マイクロフォン NO.3　いざ出陣

ブクロの中心から　ルーティン

カセットをセット　させないリセット

GAMEはこれからさMIC ON THE SET

“Waa” to ka “kyaa” kiiroi kansei

Kikitai no wa sou iu koto janee

Boku ga “SAY”tte ieba hora mina de HOO (HOO)

Iitai no wa soyu koto kimi mo koe dashita

Maikurofon NO.3 iiza shutsujin

‘Bukuro no chuushin kara ruutin

Kasetto wo setto sasenai risetto

GAME wa korekare sa MIC ON THE SET

“Ooh,” “Aah!” These shrill cheers

That’s not what I want to hear!

When I say “SAY,” you should all go HOO (HOO)

I wanna say that! Your voice flows out too

Microphone no. 3 on the front lines

The routine of ‘Bukuro’s center

Reset, don’t set the cassette

From here on out is the GAME MIC ON THE SET

[Chorus]

いちいち二の前踏んだら散々

シゴかれ　ロクでもないことばっか

GAME OVER　頭に輪っか

冗談じゃねえ　かける言��で発破

兄弟で RAP GAME　楽じゃねえ

たまには　騒ぎたいだろ朝まで

こん中アガれる奴はどんだけいますか！？ (YEAH！)

Ichi ichinii no mae fundara sanzan

Shigo kare roku demonai koto bakka

GAME OVER atama ni wakka

Joudan janee kakeru kotoba de happa

Kyoudai de RAP GAME raku janee

Tama ni wa sawagitai daro asa made

Konnaka agareru yatsu wa don dake imasu ka?! (YEAH!)

One two every step we tread

For it’s not tiresome see (2)

GAME OVER Running circles around your head

This ain’t no joke, the debris of our words rains down

A RAP GAME with the brothers is fun, right?

Once in a while you wanna shout, right? Until dawn

How many of ya are on top of the world?! (YEAH!)

I'M THE MASTER OF CEREMONY

つまりは MC もしくは MIC CONTROLLER

ブクロの片隅

退屈だよなほか�� DIVISION じゃ

見せてやるか今以上のビジョン

さあギア上げてくか　プライド解放

デケェ態度も解除　大都会のこの音がガイド

させないぜ迷子

俺たちについてくりゃスリル倍増

I'M THE MASTER OF CEREMONY

Tsumari wa MC moshiku wa MIC CONTROLLER

’Bukuro no katasumi

Taikutsuda yo na hoka no DIVISION ja

Misete yaru ka ima ijiou no bishon

Saa gia ageteku ka puraido kaihou

Dekee taido mo kaijo dai tokai no kono oto ga gaido

Sasenaize maigo

Oretachi ni tsuite kurya suriru baizou

I'M THE MASTER OF CEREMONY

For short MC or MIC CONTROLLER

The corner of ‘Bukuro

Any other DIVISION is boring!

I’ll show you my vision above the present

Now, kick it into gear! Let loose your pride

Free your ego, too; in this city, the song is a guide

Don’t let it get lost

As for us, we’ll double up the thrills!

みんな参加型　そこのお姉さん方も

FLOW で BLOW　浸かる長風呂 (おい)

嫌よ嫌も好きのうち

音の前じゃ君と僕も同じ

俺らの前に道はなし　未知な端

でも逃げる意味はなし　声枯らし

今が最高ならそれだけで GOOD TIME

見てるぜ！恥じらいに言えよ GOOD BYE

Minna sankagata soko no oneesan gata mo

FLOW de BLOW tsukaru naga furo (oi)

Iyayo iya mo suki no uchi

Oto no mae ja kimi to boku mo onaji

Orera no mae ni michi wa nashi michinai hashi

Demo nigeru imi wa nashi koe karashi

Ima ga saikou nara sore dake de GOOD TIME

Miteruze! Hajirai ni ie yo GOOD BYE

Everybody now, you too, big sis!

FLOW and BLOW let’s soak in the tub! (Oi)

Never say never (3)

You and I are the same before music

There’s no path ahead of us An unknown ending

But “running away” means nothing A voice withers

This is the best, that alone is a GOOD TIME

We’ll show you! For shame, GOOD BYE

[Chorus]

ここがブクロの片隅　ウェストゲートパーク

兄弟でサイファー　ラップ PASS DA MIC

爆音の BEAT　キメる深夜零時

誰もがアガる FLOW　韻を提示

刻む新たな1ページ

声を大にして君も意思表示

集まった HEADS もみんな調子どうなんだ？

見てるよ　君が生き証人

BREAK！

Koko ga Bukuro no katasumi wesuto geeto paaku

Kyoudai de saifaa rappu PASS DA MIC

Bakuon no BEAT kimeru shin’nya reiji

Dare mo ga agaru FLOW in wo teiji

Kizamu aratana ichi peeji

Koe wo dai ni shite kimi mo ishihyouji

Atsumatta HEADS mo minna choushi dou nanda?

Miteru yo kimi ga iki shounin

BREAK!

This is the corner of ‘Bukuro, West Gate Park

A brothers’ cypher(1) Rap PASS DA MIC

An explosive BEAT decided at midnight

We’ll hype up anyone, FLOW Presented rhymes

Carve a brand new page

Raise your voice, declare your will, too!

Fired up HEADS, how’re you all doing?

We’ll show you, you’re a living witness

BREAK!

泣く子も黙る一郎の BEAT

Nakuko mo damaru Ichiro no BEAT

Crying brats quiet at Ichiro’s BEAT

言えよ HOO！(HOO) SAY HOO！(HOO)

言えよ BUSTER BROS!!! (BUSTER BROS!!!) STILL NO.1 (STILL NO.1)

言えよ YEAH！(YEAH!) くれよ YEAH！(YEAH!)

もっと言え！最後　さ・わ・げ

Ie yo HOO! (HOO) SAY HOO! (HOO)

Ie yo BUSTER BROS!!! (BUSTER BROS!!!) STILL NO. 1 (STILL NO.1)

Ie yo YEAH! (YEAH!) Kure yo YEAH! (YEAH!)

Motto ie! Saigo sa-wa-ge

Say it, HOO! (HOO) SAY HOO! (HOO)

Say BUSTER BROS!!! (BUSTER BROS!!!) STILL NO. 1 (STILL NO.1)

Say YEAH! (YEAH!) Give me a YEAH! (YEAH!)

Say it more! Last, make! Some! Noise!

CLAP YA HANDS TO THE BEAT

これが俺らブクロのスタイル

聞いてやっぱやべーなら声出せ

BUSTER BROS!!! STILL NO.1　だろ！

叩け！(CLAP CLAP)

叫べ！(HEY)

これが俺らのやり方 (WAH)

君の声が俺たちのエネルギー

今だ　ぶ・ち・か・ま・せ

CLAP YA HANDS TO THE BEAT

Kore ga orera Bukuro no sutairu

Kiite yappa yabee nara koe dase

BUSTER BROS!!! STILL NO.1 daro!

Tatake! (CLAP CLAP)

Sakebe! (HEY)

Kore ga orera no yarikata (WAH)

Kimi no koe ga oretachi no enerugii

Ima da bu-chi-ka-ma-se

CLAP YA HANDS TO THE BEAT

This is our ‘Bukuro style!

Listen! Here comes a voice as dangerous as you’d expect

BUSTER BROS!!! STILL NO.1 you know!

Keep the beat! (CLAP CLAP)

Shout! (HEY)

This is our style (WAH)

Your voice is our energy

Now! Head! First! Charge!

[Chorus]

A cypher rap is an informal gathering of rappers, beatboxers, and/or break-dancers in a circle, in order to jam musically together. It’s also used to mean the crowd which forms around freestyle battles, consisting of spectators and onlookers.

These two lines are actual a pun that uses the numbers 1-6

Literally, it means “no doesn’t always means no”, and we struggled to find a way to tl it, knowing that this line is frowned upon especially in NA culture. Not that it would make the line ok, but in Japanese culture sometimes things are not said with 100% certainty in case people change their mind, or just to avoid conflicts. So not only no doesn't mean no, yes also doesn't always mean yes. In short they want to leave things vague so they never limit themselves with their words. 

[recentanimenews]

Meet The New Magical Boys in "Cute High Earth Defense Club HAPPY KISS!" PV

The official website for Cute High Earth Defense Club HAPPY KISS!, the upcoming third TV anime series from the magical boy-featured Cute High Earth Defense Club franchise, has posted a new key visual featuring the five main boys and a 90-second PV introducing their character voices with the OP song "Zettai Saikou HAPPY KISS" by the cast.

  The franchise has two TV series: Cute High Earth Defense Club Love! (2015) and Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! LOVE! (2016), along with the follow-up OVA Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! (2017). The new series HAPPY KISS centers on the new generation five members of the Earth Defense Club at Binan High School, who are involved in a quarrel over a matter of succession in the magical kingdom called "Honyalaland."

  The previous three's director Shinji Takamatsu (Gintama, Nanbaka) is set return, the second TV anime

and the OVA's Studio Comet works on anime production. It is set to premiere on TV Tokyo, TV Osaka

and AT-X in April 2018. Then the CD singles of the OP song and the ED song "Warera Kedakaki Edelstein" 

by the Conquest Club ES members will be released on April 18.

  Key visual

【新情報①】4月よりテレビ東京ほかにて放送開始の「美男高校地球防衛部HAPPY KISS！」、防衛部5人の新キービジュアルを公開！…やっぱりお風呂☆ #boueibu https://t.co/9JS8kNdDqh pic.twitter.com/EN8IaXFzrL

— 美男高校地球防衛部シリーズ公式 (@boueibu) 2018年2月26日

PV

  Main voice cast:

   Earth Defense Club members:

 Kyoutarou Shuzenji: Naoyuki Shimozuru

 Ryouma Kirishima: Ryouga Komata

 Nanao Wakura: Takahide Ishii

 Taishi Manza: Rikuya Yasuda

 Ichiro Dougo: Shota Hayama

 Student Council members:

 Ata Ibusuki: Hikaru Midorikawa

 Taiju Unazuki: Kosuke Toriumi

 Maasa Shirahone: Yoshitsugu Matsuoka

   Honyala Land:

 Karurusu: Takuya Eguchi

 Furanui: Hiroki Yasumoto

  Source: "Cute High Earth Defense Club HAPPY KISS!" official website, Twitter

  ©Kurari Umatani / Kurodama-yu Preservation Association

  By: news+feed@crunchyroll.com

[isara0408]

Some information( or headcanons) on the future family of Kaga and Megami.

⚠️ the children are not canon. I made them up. ⚠️

Between the four, Ichiro is the tallest, Megami is the second tallest, Ikumi is the third, and then there's Kaga, who's the shortest.

Here are the heights just to get an idea on how they look like next to each other :D

Ichiro and Ikumi are two years apart, just like Megami and Kencho.

Ichiro is named after his grandfather, which he despises. So, he would rather be called Hiro for short, but it's only for family and friends he trusts. If Megami or Kaga are upset with him, they will call him by his FULL name. They do the same with Ikumi. Don't worry. They rarely get in trouble, and if they do, it's for a good reason.

Ikumi and Ichiro took Megami's looks. They both have silver-blue-ish hair, but it's slightly darker. The only thing they got from Kaga appearance wise is his eyes. The blue with the spiral eyes he got. Ichiro got some of Kaga's facial features.

The main reason why Ichiro was the first, first born baby boy is because the Y chromosome came from Kaga. Considering that Kaga is the first born male in his family and is the only child, there was a chance of their baby being a boy.

Ikumi and Ichiro have that cold, icy look like their mother does. They're still living in an environment where affection and emotions are not allowed. At least, not around the rest of the family.

Between the four, they do show affection and emotions towards one another whenever Ichirou is not around.

Ichiro and Ikumi are very close siblings. They don't have that rift that Megami and Kencho have. Megami decided to change it and not let her children experience the same thing as she did with Kencho. She made sure they were close and by each other's side as siblings should be.

They both do know about Ichiko's existence. Ichiro doesn't really care about her because his main focus is Saikou Corp. However, Ikumi is much more interested in the topic of Ichiko leaving the family and wonders where she is now. She does try to do research on her when she has free time.

Kaga and Megami love their children dearly. They adore them too ,more than anything.

Ichiro and Ikumi are slightly eccentric because they spend a lot of their time with their father and grandparents of their father's side. They don't see Megami's father as a grandfather. They do see Tsuma as their grandmother, but it's only a formal relationship.

Ichirou gave his own grandson trauma and pretty much ignored his granddaughter. Ichirou doesn't care about Kaga and what happens to him because his only role as a male in the family was to give him heirs. Ichirou is willing to kill Kaga if he gets out of line. He can change his mind if Kaga does something right and something extraordinary for Saikou Corp.

Tsuma is very formal with them. Just like she did with Megami, she didn't try to build a strong bond with them because she was taught to keep herself out on how the Saikou children are raised.

They have a very bad relationship with their uncle and their cousins (at least when they are younger).

When Ichiro and Ikumi were much younger, their cousins saw them as threats and enemies because of how Kencho raised them and told them how Ichiro and Ikumi were a bother in the family and a disgrace to the Saikou family. Kencho doesn't like Kaga, not even one bit. Kencho thinks he's a lunatic. He sees him as someone who should be cleaning the floor he stands on, not being the CEO of Saikou Corp.

Kaga and Kencho don't talk much. If they do, it's mostly Kencho talking smack towards him. Kaga ignores him or scares him off.

Kencho was the first to go against the idea of Kaga and Megami getting married.

"You can disown me if you need him that much." That's what Kencho said to his father once he found out Megami and Kaga were getting married.

Kencho also sees Kaga as an enemy because he is the reason why Ichiro was born. Kencho wanted to be the first one to give his father the first, firstborn male, but instead, he had a daughter as his first. Kencho spoils his children a lot but does also raise them the same way his father raised him and Megami.

Kencho had two children with his hot wife. One girl and one boy.

As Ichiro and Ikumi get older, they heal that rift between them and their cousins.

Their cousins are jealous of them for having a good family. A loving mother and a father who is as loud as ever who isn't scared to show his eccentric side and does spend time with them. They respect Megami and Kaga as they get older, but when they were younger, they didn't because of how Kencho raised them to see their aunt and uncle. There's a lot of drama, lol.

There is a timeline where Kencho and Kaga get along, but in this one, they don't.

Ikumi and Ichiro do question how their father was able to pursue their mother.

Megami is known to be the most gorgeous, intelligent, and powerful woman in Japan (so far) that Ichiro and Ikumi can't really believe that their father was able to win their mother's heart. They always ask Kaga questions about it.

"What did you do to pursue her?"

"Did you buy her something?"

"Did you accept a deal from her?"

"Did she drag you to marry her?"

"Were you her only option?"

"Did you rock her world that good?"

Among others. Kaga doesn't really answer because he doesn't even know himself on how Megami fell for him.

They go out as a family to spend time together. They go to the park, go on vacation, go to cafes, restaurants, etc.

Ikumi and Ichiro are always next to their parents when they are working on something for Saikou Corp, or in meetings, or events.

Kaga can either be building or sketching out new products for Saikou Corp, so the two would help Kaga with it. If Megami is working on something on her computer related to Saikou Corp, they are next to her, watching what she's doing and Megami would teach them on what to do, how to do it, etc.

Ichiro and Ikumi admire their parents a lot and look up to them.

Kaga is the fun parent, while Megami is the serious parent. It's like good cop and bad cop type of thing.

Ichiro and Ikumi don't like getting their parents mad, especially if Kaga is the one being mad.

If Kaga is mad or just pissed off, they know they fucked up. Kaga rarely got angry with them or anyone. He doesn't have anyone who can get under his skin or push his buttons compared to Megami, who has Kencho, who knows how to get under her skin and push her buttons. He is the quiet type. If he's mad, he'll work on his inventions to calm himself down and keep his mind distracted. If not that, he's either planning something. He's a mad scientist. He can do anything to the individual and CEO of Saikou Corp. (He wouldn't hurt his own children. Just give them the silent treatment mostly to tell them that he needed space to calm down and think)

Kaga will go to Megami and calm down with her by telling her what happened. Unless he knows that Megami will get mad as well, then he won't. Megami is already scary enough, lol.

When the children were younger, they were very clingy towards Kaga. If Kaga wasn't around, then they would be clingy towards Megami.

Megami makes time to brush Ikumi's long hair to spend time with her and chat.

Ikumi and Ichiro have bodyguards whenever they go somewhere away from Saikou Corp. It doesn't matter where they go. They have at least two-four bodyguards protecting them.

Kaga was the one to take care of them both while Megami focused on Saikou Corp if she was needed badly or had to go to a meeting or event.

Megami made a promise to her children that she would always show them love and affection. She didn't want her children to experience what she went through with her own parents.

Kaga always made time for his children. He was surrounded by love by his parents. He wanted to do the same for them and spend as much time with them as possible like his parents did for him. And show them fun and most likely dangerous experiments. 😀

[isara0408]

I have another headcanon for Kaga. It's probably something that people might not see happening, but eh. It's canon (from the questions that Yandere Dev answered about Kaga) that Kaga is short (165 cm. It's like 5' 4, or some make him 5' 5). The average Japanese male height is 5' 7. (Or maybe more)

When he was much older and working, people mistake him for a young man or a teenager even if he's in his 30s. This does happen too when he's next to Megami, especially when their children are adults and much taller than Kaga. (Their daughter is shorter than Megami). Whenever they go out, Kaga is mistaken for Megami's child for his height. Their children (that I made myself. They're not canon) are taller than Kaga. Their son is 6 feet because of Megami's family being tall, especially the males, while their daughter is 5' 7( might change her height to 5' 6-, idk) feet. In conclusion, Kaga is the shortest out of the four. He's a gremlin. Short king ✌️😀

It's either because of his genetics or Kaga had health problems (like not eating or sleeping enough). I believe Kaga is taller than his mother, but shorter than his father. He's in between them both, but who knows, lol.

Anyways-

Whenever they go out together, Kaga is sometimes mistaken as the third siblings of his children. His kids found it weird at first (they get used to it eventually) on how someone can confuse their father for a teenager (17) or a young adult (21-23) and believe he's their sibling. This happens more when they are not in Japan. (Japan knows them. I mean, come on, who doesn't? ) For example, if they are in America, that's when people assume Kaga is a teenager (or a very young adult even if hes in his 30s) and the third sibling. There are young adults who still live with their parents from how expensive living by yourself is now.

He does consider it as a compliment since people think of him as a young man even if he's already in his 30s and feels old. Because of this, people don't take him seriously (and also the way he acts too), so that's a con.

So yeah lol that's it. Idk a random ass headcanon I have.

[isara0408]

A little one short for Megami and her son, Ichiro. (A son I've made myself for Kaga and Megami) :>

It was 3 AM. There were still stars shining in the dark sky. Everyone was asleep at the moment. Well, except for one. A 18 year old young man who was sitting down on the couch of the living room of the headquarters that his family lived in the Saikou Corp. He was lost in his thoughts to even notice a figure standing behind him.

The figure walked around the couch and sat down next to the young man,"Ichiro?"

Ichiro snapped out of his thoughts and glanced over to see his mother sitting down next to him. Megami stared at her son with concern on why he was awake so late in the night,"What's wrong? Why are you awake?"

"I had a nightmare."Ichiro replied.

Megami's eyes examined Ichiro's eyes. His eyes were just like her husband's. However, there was a hint of fear trying to hide in those light eyes. Megami's expression softened. She, now, understood what nightmare Ichiro was talking about,"Is it the one you kept having since you were a kid?"

Ichiro nodded and glanced over at the coffee table in front of them,"I thought the nightmare would go away by now, but there are some nights when I get that nightmare. After what happened with my grandfather, that nightmare has been haunting me for so long. I thought I would grow out of it by now."

Megami softly breathed out and said,"Well, maybe if you talked about it more, maybe your father and I can help you. We can get professional help for you to overcome this nightmare. We have asked you about it before, but you were just a toddler. We didn't want you to be more traumatized than you were already. Now that you're older, can you tell me more about that nightmare? I remember you told us that your nightmare was about your grandfather killing us, right?"

Ichiro tensed up at the word 'killing' as his mind recalled the nightmare. He slowly nodded, keeping his eyes on the coffee table,"I always knew what my grandfather was capable of doing to get what he wanted. If things didn't go his way, he would do anything in his power to make it go his way. He's a heartless man and robotic as well. He pretty much forced you to name me after him. He controls everything."Ichiro glared as his fists trembled in anger. Slowly, that rage slipped away as Ichiro continued,"I kept getting this nightmare of seeing my own dad dead on the ground, bleeding out with bullet wounds all over his body. Bodyguards holding guns with my grandfather in the middle of them with that same sickening cold expression. He kept telling me that this was for my own good. My own dad was making me weak. He was going to turn me into a weak man. That's something he didn't want. Then, a bodyguard came out, and she was holding you. She was holding onto your arms. My grandfather was planning to kill you, too. I tried running to you to protect you, but I was held back by two bodyguards and..."Ichiro paused for a moment. His eyes crowded up with tears,"He told me that he was willing to kill his own daughter to make me into the perfect CEO. To make me into the man he wanted. It was his perfect chance to make the perfect male CEO for Saikou Corp just like he and his father wanted from the start. He ordered the bodyguards to kill you off. They pointed their guns at you and..."

Megami threw her arms around her son, pulling him onto her chest. Ichiro hugged his mother's arm as he quietly sobbed onto the arm of Megami. His hands gripped onto the sleeve of his mother's sleepwear,"... They pulled the trigger, and you were dead. I don't know if you screamed or not. All I saw was blood and the wounds. I saw you slip away. You were dead, and I couldn't do anything to save you and my own dad."Ichiro sobbed out as his body trembled in the arms of his mother,"Then I would always wake up on that spot of the nightmare. You two were dead in front of me... and I couldn't do anything about it. I couldn't stop him from hurting you two."

Megami placed her chin on Ichiro's head, rubbing his back in a circular motion.

"That ridiculous nightmare haunted me for so long. I hate how much it has traumatized me. I don't want to lose you and my dad. I don't want to lose my sister either. I don't want to."Ichiro's breath hitched before his quiet sobbing continued. Megami kept her arms wrapped around her son, letting him sob in her arms. Something her own parents couldn't do for her.

After 10 minutes, Megami spoke once Ichiro calmed down,"You won't lose me, your father, or your sister. You won't lose any of us. We'll be right here always. I won't let him harm any of us. I'm the CEO of Saikou Corp. I won't let anyone harm this family. If they do, I'll make sure they pay for it. I've changed many things to give you and your sister a better life and a better environment to grow in compared to the one I grew up in. Your grandfather will try to get in the way, but I won't let him. I'll keep you guys safe, I promise you that."

Megami pulled away from the embrace and grabbed her son's face to look at him. Her eyes looked into her son's light blue eyes,"We'll get you professional help for you to overcome this trauma. Your father and I will be there to comfort you and hold you if you need it. Nothing will harm you. As long as I live, I'll protect you. I'm here."She wiped the tears off Ichiro's wet cheeks with her thumbs.

Ichiro's eyes crowded up with tears again before hugging his mother tightly,"Thank you..."

Megami wrapped her arms around her son once again and buried her face onto his shoulder,"I love you."

"I love you too, mom."Ichiro buried his face onto his mother's shoulder with a faint smile.

Megami quietly sighed in relief, being glad to say those three words again to her son with her voice this time. She tightened the embrace with a soft smile on her lips.

[isara0408]

I will be introducing to you all: Ichiro Saikou and Ikumi Saikou. The children of both Kaga and Megami. It will be giving some information about them.

I wanted to do this real quick before I add them both to one short, so you guys can get an idea and not get confused about who those people are.

Ichiro Saikou

The reason why he is named Ichiro is because once Ichirou ( Megami's father) found out that the gender of the baby was a male. The first male to be the first born after two generations. He wanted his grandson to be named after him. Ichiro means First-Born Son, while Ichirou means First-Son, but it was best to keep it as Ichiro. It best suits him.

Once he was born, Ichirou tried his best to take control of his grandson's life. Ichirou saw this as an opportunity to make Ichiro the real male heir that Saisho wanted and that he, himself, wanted. ( they both had a daughter as a first born)

Because Megami had the first ,first born male in the family, this caused Ichirou to pay his attention mostly on his grandson than his granddaughter that Kencho had with his hot wife. This caused a much bigger drift between Megami and Kencho, along with a huge hatred Kencho developed towards his own nephew.

As Ichiro grew up, his training began right away at the age of 2, the time when his intelligence developed and shown just like Kaga when he was his age. I'm not sure what his IQ would be. It might be the same as Kaga or higher.

During the training at a very young age of 2, Ichirou was very strict with him. Much more than he was with Megami and Kencho. The results of it, Ichiro, would get drained out physically ,emotionally, and mentally. That's when Megami and Kaga stepped in and stopped it, and the toxic and controlling behavior from Ichirou. Megami didn't see anything wrong with it at first, but she stepped in once she saw her son suffering.

During the strict training, Ichiro would get nightmares about Ichirou hurting his parents if he didn't do well or wasn't obeying him or wasn't perfect. ( it stopped after Kaga and Megami took control of the situation), but there was one nightmare that stuck with him to this day, or well, in his adult years.

His training was less tense, thanks to Megami ( who took over). He still had training to do to be the future CEO of Saikou Corporation, but he could finally breathe and relax.

He is quite an intelligent and bright kid, and he is still once he is an adult. He isn't afraid to speak up to someone if something he sees is wrong. He isn't scared to speak against his grandfather (after the strict training) or his uncle ( who bumps into some days since they all live in the corporation)

He looks exactly like Megami. Hair, milky skin, hair style( just shorter NOT LIKE MEGAMO'S EW). He does have Kaga's eyes ( even the spirals), his face features, and his laugh. People always say that Ichiro is the male version of his own mother. However, his silver hair color is slightly darker because Kaga does have black hair.

His favorite parent is Kaga. ( even though he can be scared of him sometimes)

There is a timeline where Megami was cold-hearted towards Ichiro when he was first born because she wasn't raised with affection and love but began to change during the time when Ichiro was 5. That timeline is where Ikumi was later born when Ichiro was 7. That's a different story, though. In this one, Megami sweared to raise her son differently from how she was raised and show him the love and affection that she never got.

He has five aunts ( Shiromi, Aoi, Kuroko, Akane, Meka, and Homu) and two uncles (Horo and Yaku)

He is quite mature for his age.

The only grandparents he loves and adores are Kaga's parents.

During his teen years, and now (18-19), he always had to deal with girls trying to get his attention and trying to win his heart. He would always reject them or simply walk off to focus on better things. Even during events he had to go with his parents, He would ignore the girls who would try to flirt with him. He was never interested in finding love or being in a relationship. His main focus was his family and the corporation.

He did use the manic laugh to scare off girls who wouldn't leave him alone and wouldn't stop insisting on a relationship. Once he did it, the girls would immediately leave. Ichiro would just giggle and rub his hands devilishly after.

He does have Megami's icy and cold look and eyes. Almost the same attitude as well.

He helps Kaga with building and designing products for Saikou Corporation. It's a way to keep his hands busy with spending time with his favorite parent <3

He does help Megami with CEO related stuff to spend time with her and see what she does during the day of being CEO.

He hates seeing his father or mother be harmed in any way. Once he saw his father with burns or bruises from some of the materials he had to deal with for a product that Saikou Corporation was working on, he immediately got worried and upset. His worst fear is losing his family.

He does speak multiple languages, just like Kaga and Megami, and knows self-defense.

He's stubborn as fuck, but not as much as his sister.

His favorite aunts are Homu, Shiromi, and Aoi. He doesn't have a favorite uncle, though. He loves them both the same.

Ikumi Saikou

"Iku" meaning fragrance while "Mi" means beauty.

Once again, Ikumi looks like Megami but has a different hair style. She does have Kaga's eyes, laugh, but has more of Megami's face features.

Being the second born, she did get some of Ichirou's attention but not as much as her brother, so she didn't get to experience the strict training her brother did.

Kencho also developed hatred towards Ikumi, but Ikumi mostly ignores him.

At the age of 2, she became to develop and show her intelligence and high IQ just like her brother. I'm not sure what her IQ would be.

She's intelligent and bright, just like her brother. She's ready to stand up to anyone if something is wrong or isn't fair. She's quite stubborn, too, much more than her brother.

She's quite mature for her age.

She has the same aunts and uncles as her brother ( Of course)

Her favorite uncle and aunt are Meka and Yaku. (Anime related)

Her favorite parent is Kaga as well.

The only grandparents she ever will accept are Kaga's parents. Ichirou and Tsuma are nothing to her.

When it comes to romance, she doesn't care about it. She doesn't want to waste her time on boys. She would also use the manic laugh to scare boys off easily.

Her family is everything to her. If she sees one of them hurt. For example, if Megami and Kaga are hurt in any way, Ikumi would simply stare at the person who caused it until they became uncomfortable and tell her what they did and how it happened, or if it's by accident (For example, Kaga hurts himself) she would stare at them instead and just tell them to be careful next time with a nice hug.

She does speak multiple languages and knows self-defense, just like her brother.

She does help Kaga with designs and making the products for Saikou Corp. It's a way for her to spend time with her father.

She also helps Megami too with CEO related stuff to learn and spend time with her to learn more from her mother.

Like her brother, she does have the icy and cold look of her mother and the same attitude as her.

Ikumi and Ichiro

They are two years apart.

They are very close. Unlike Megami and Kencho, these two are inseparable.

They are willing to do whatever it takes to help their sibling.

Ikumi doesn't care if she doesn't become CEO. Despite the training she's taking for it, she will be happy to see her brother be successful as the CEO of Saikou Corporation and is willing to help if he's stuck.

Ikumi loves to tease Ichiro whenever girls decide to flirt with him. She even helps to scare them off when he asks her to.

They're both quite tall. They are both taller than Kaga. However, Ichiro is taller than Kaga AND Megami. (Kaga is 5'5 and Megami is 5'9). Ikumi is around 5'7, and Ichiro is 6 feet to 6'1. (Tall ass bitches.)

They didn't get along with their cousins at first, but as they got older, their relationship repaired and started to treat and see each other as cousins than rivals.( mostly from their cousins' side)

When they do the manaic laugh, they make their eyes widen and have a wide smile on their face. The same one Kaga used to do in Akademi. Megami hates it when the two do it, but Kaga would feel quite proud that their kids are using it for good reasons.

The two siblings speak quite formal to each other and brutally honest as well with one another. They do have moments of speaking to each other unformal and having fights like any other sibling would have.

Ikumi and Ichiro always questioned how Kaga was able to win their mother's heart and would talk about it among themselves, or even ask Kaga about it.

Ikumi and Ichiro have that spark that Kaga has. Sometimes, Megami would look at them, and they would remind her of Kaga whenever they smiled (a normal smile), or get excited for something. Her heart would always melt at the sight.

The four would always have family time together ( play games, watch movies, etc) it's something that Megami did like since it did bring her closer to her children.

The two admire their parents very much, and love them dearly (even if they have favorites. Megami does know that Kaga is their favorite parent)

As they get older, they end up disliking their grandfather to the point of hating him completely.

If Ayano and Taro did end up together and had kids, Ichiro and Ikumi would keep a very close eye on the children once they are much older. ( and No, they don't fall in love with the children. Just no )

They are not scared of showing affection or emotion towards their parents or people they care for and love. They understand that it's a normal human interaction to show the people around them that they care and that emotions are the part of being a human being.

The two used their maniac laugh against their own uncle if he tried to bother them. Kencho would always get creeped out by it.

Kaga can be scared of his own children sometimes. They do have almost the same attitude and personality as their mother. It's quite difficult to figure out if they are angry or sad. They always have a straight face like this :| with everyone expect with their parents, each other, and the people they trust.

Megami doesn't get scared of her own children. The children are scared of her, but they will argue against her if they feel like it's needed or if Megami is going against them on an issue ( it depends on what it is)

Even if Kaga is their favorite parent, they can relate to their mother the most on the issues they would face ( their grandfather, uncle, the guys/girls trying to get their attention, etc) They would go to her with these issues than their father.

They do have trouble making friends. They are not sure if their friends are being genuine when trying to be friends with them or want their money and fame.

There's more information on these two, but for now, I'll give you this! During the one shorts that will involve them, will reveal more about them, or might do another post like this for them, but we'll see.

Thank you for reading! :D

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[JP/ENG/ROMAJI] Lyrics to “Divison Rap Battle”

選手宣誓万死一生 Senshusensei banshiissei Oath be made, there's no escape[1]

決して揺るがぬ無敵の無頼漢 Kesshite yuruganu muteki no buraikan Untouchable rogues who never flinch

言葉は今やマシンガン Kotoba wa ima ya mashingan Words are now machine guns

または未来導く羅針盤Ah Mata wa mirai michibiku rashinban Ah Or rather, the compass leading towards the future, Ah

三位一体 it's show time Sanmiittai it's show time Three as one, it's show time

歴史に刻む俺らのスタイル Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Be carved in history, our style

生死彷徨う遺伝子の器 Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Between life and death, our flair [2]

本能がままにつらぬくぜsay what? Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what? Just leave it to instincts, say what?

1, 2, 3, Ikebukuro Division (Represent Ikebukuro!) Homies we are Buster Bros!!!

そっちの調子はどうだい? Socchi no choushi wa dou dai? How's it on your end?

Welcome to the division 1, 2, 3, Ikebukuro Division (Represent Ikebukuro) Homies we are Buster Bros!!!

ブクロ最強の三兄弟 Bukuro saikyou no sankyoudai 'Bukuro's strongest three brothers

Welcome to the division

Welcome to my Division, Ichiro

池袋代表 Ikebukuro daihyou Ikebukuro’s representative

マクロからマイクロ Makuro kara maikuro From macro to micro

精密動作で解決するGeekなStyle Seimitsu dousa de kaiketsu suru Geek na Style Precise solutions as a geek’s style

圧倒的それ自体が新時代のCrime Attouteki sore jitai ga shin jidai no Crime Too OP[3], it’s a whole new generation of crime

与えよ生命(アニマ) Ataeyo anima Given Anima (life)

それだけが業(カルマ) Sore dake ga karuma That’s karma (destiny)

躊躇は皆無だ Chuucho wa kaimuda Zero hesitation

ライムだけがLife Line Raimu dake ga Life Line Rhyme is the only life line

二次元でも三次元でも俺は俺だから Nijigen demo sanjigen demo ore wa ore dakara No matter 2D or 3D, I am me; therefore

決めつける奴らは一昨日来い Kimetsukeru yatsura wa ototoikoi Pretentious pricks, piss off

Oh, my name is Jiro, you know ma steelo

俺のベロ見ろ俺はミケランジェロ Ore no bero miro ore wa mikeranjero Look at my tongue, I am Michelangelo

一郎の胸像(トルソー)をトレスした次男坊 Ichirou no torusoo o toresu shita jinan bou Second bro traced from Ichiro’s torso

つまり最強の遺伝子継承したライム Tsumari saikyou no idenshi keishou shita raimu Namely inherited the best genes and the best rhyme

三郎参上慇懃無礼でブレーキがないのはちょっとしたSubrosa Saburou sanjou inginburei de bureiki ga nai no wa chottoshita Subrosa Saburo here, compliant only in appearance [4], reckless, a bit of subrosa

そのPoseが気にくわねぇなら僕と勝負だ Sono Pose ga ki ni kuwanee nara boku to shoubuda Don’t like my attitude? Catch me outside

お前はもう体感速度が上昇し Omae wa mou taikan sokudo ga joushou shi Feels like your speed is rising

壁にめり込む覚悟ぐらいはしてあるんだろうな？ Kabe ni merikomu kakugo gurai wa shite arundarou na? You're about ready to get thrown against the wall, no?

1、2、3 Yokohama Division (Represent Yokohama!) Homies we are MAD TRIGGER CREW

ハマの深夜のカーチェイス Hama no shinyaa no kaacheisu A late night car chase in ‘Hama

Welcome to the division 1、2、3 Yokohama Division (Represent Yokohama)

Homies we are MAD TRIGGER CREW

浜風にも錆びぬスキル Hamakaze ni mo sabinu sukiru Skill that doesn’t rust in the coastal winds

俺は左馬刻さまだ貴様は誰だ? Ore wa samatoki sama da kisama wa dareda I am Samatoki-sama, who the hell are you?

よく踏みなれたよくあるツラだな Yokuu fumi nareta yokuare tsurada na Looks just like some faces I always tread on

欲張りさんが 仁義破れば Yokubari san ga jingi yabureba If you let greed get the better of your morality and honor

信じ難いよな目に遭いこの有様さ Shinji gatai yona me ni ai kono arisama sa You'll only get what you deserve

目さませ (Say what?) Mesamase (Say what?) Wake up (Say what?)

任侠も警察(マッポ)もFreakyな海軍(Navy)も Ninkyou mo mappo mo Freaky na Navy mo Chivalry, cop, and the freaky navy

指定外自慢（Boast）団 Shiteigai Boast Dan The team of boasting outsiders

ヒプノシスマイクロフォン Hipunoshisumaikurofon Hypnosis microphone

使って貴様の息の根止まるまでライムしよう Tsukatte kisama no ikinone tomaru made raimu shiyou I'll use it to take your last breath away with my rhyme

はいStop stop stop! Hai stop stop stop Okay, stop stop stop!

隠蔽工作も楽じゃないし Inpei kousaku mo raku jinaishi Covert affairs aren't any fun

一線を超えたら 俺も黙ってないし Issen o koetara ore mo damattenaishi But if you cross the line I won’t remain silent

ケツ持ちは国家だからまるでお前に勝ち目はないし Ketsumochi wa kokkadakara marude omae ni kachime wa naishi I've got the whole state backing up my ass, you've got no chance

まぁまぁ立場ってもんが解ればヨロシイ Maa maa tachibatte mon ga wakareba yoroshii Well now, if you know your place, then we're good

先ずは敬礼カレーはFriday Mazu wa keirei karee wa Friday First off, salute. Curry for Friday. [5]

小官にとっちゃ毎日がサバイバル Shoukan ni toccha mainichi ga survival For me, everyday is survival

全生物に感激感謝 Zen seibutsu ni kangeki kansha Thank you, so grateful for all living things

今日の具材は あなたで決まりました！ Kyou no guzai wa anata de kimarimashita! I've decided that today, you will be my dinner [6]!

つうに決着 でけえ悶着 Tsuu ni ketchaku dekee monchaku The end is near, the greatest conflict

唸る俺のヒプノシスマイク Unaru ore no hipunoshisumaiku Growl, my hypnosis mic

精神直結カスタマイズ Seishin chokketsu kasutamaizu Straight to your mind and well-customized

お前のシナプス焦がす言霊 Omae no shinapsu kogasu kotodama Spirit of words that burnt away your synapses

三位一体it’s show time Sanmiittai it’s show time Three as one, it’s show time

歴史に刻む俺らのスタイル Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu (Style) Be carved in history, our style

生死彷徨う遺伝子の器 Seishi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Between life and death, our flair

本能がままにつらぬくぜ say what? Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukuze say what? Leave it to instincts, say what?

1、2、3 Shibuya Division (Represent Shibuya!) Homies we are Fling Posse

街を彩る三原色 Machi o irodoru sangenshoku Coloring up the streets with primary colors

Welcome to the division 1、2、3 Shibuya Division (Represent Shibuya) Homies we are Fling Posse

でたとこ勝負でしよう Deta toko shoubu de shiyou Let's leave it all to chance

Welcome to the division

皆のアイドル乱数の番だ Minna no aidoru ramuda no banda It’s the turn of everyone’s idol, Ramuda

こう見えてももう成人男子さ Kou miete mo mou seijin danshi sa I might look like this, but I'm a full-grown man

君の涙もう見たくないな Kimi no namida mou mitakunai na I don’t want to see your tears

笑顔と寝顔が可愛いからさ Egao to negao ga kawaiikara sa 'Cuz your smile and your sleeping face are so cute!

基本カラフルデコったGAL服 Kihon karafuru dekotta GAL fuku Basically, I like colorful, decorated Gyaru clothes

モードにパンクスアメリカンカジュアル Moodo ni pankusu amerikan kajuaru High-end punk, or American casual

色とりどりのオネーさん達よ Irotoridori no onee-san-tachi yo All of you unique Oneesans

僕の事で喧嘩ヤメテホシイナー？ Boku no koto de kenka yametehoshii na? Please stop fighting over me, okay?

カンカン帽被り勘ぐ性分？ Kankanbou kaburi kangu shoubun? Boater hats mean a skeptical personality?

真偽珍奇に佇み恭順 Shingi chinki ni tatazumi kyoujun I pledge my life to the bizarre truth

人間万事塞翁が馬 Jingen banji saiougauma Inscrutable are the ways of heaven [7]

最後には文芸の才能が最高のライマー Saigo ni wa bungei no sainou ga saikou no raimaa At the end of the day, poets are the best rhymers

まあまあしてやこいつはそう大博打 Maa maa shite ya koitsu wa sou oubakuchi Hey, it goes without saying, this guy is a huge gambler

肝冷やし切り抜けりゃ超リッチ Kan hiyashi kirinukerya chou ritchi Takes guts, but one day you'll get hella skrilla

第六感に乗っかって Dairokkan ni nokkatte Ride along the sixth sense

どっかのっけから舐めプのジョーカー Dokka nokke kara name pu no jookaa Out of nowhere, the game-stalling joker

1、2、3, Shinjuku Division (Represent Shinjuku) Homies we are Matenrou 病める街新宿代表 Yameru machi Shinjuku daihyou Representatives of the Sick City, Shinjuku

Welcome to the division 1、2、3 Shinjuku Division (Represent Shinjuku) Homies we are Matenro ネオンぎらつく不夜町 Neon giratsuku huyajou The city that never sleeps under shimmering neon lightsWelcome to the division

執刀準備OK (OK!) Shitto junbi OK (OK!) Prepared for surgery (OK!)

涙目のクランケ(お願いします!) Namidame no kuranke (onegaishimasu) Teary-eyed patients (Please go ahead!)

全て任せてれば痛みなどは感じないです(痛くない!) Subete makasetereba itami nado wa kanjinaidesu (itakunai) If you leave everything to me, you won’t feel any pain (It doesn't hurt!)

無下に背けば墓穴の中 Muge ni somukeba hakaana no naka But should you defy me, you'll end up in your grave

內視鏡通しあなたの中 Naishikyou tooshi anata no naka With an endoscope to see right through you

もう腹の中お見通しだがまだ抗うのは愚かな Mother Fucker Mou harano naka o mitoushidaga mada aragau no wa orokana Mother Fucker I'm already in your head, but you still resist, foolish Mother Fucker

ご指名ありがとうございますコール入ります Goshimei arigatou gozaimasu kooru hairimasu Thank you very much for choosing me, I'll begin the call

迷子の子猫にLove me do Maigo no koneko ni Love me do Stray little kitten, love me do!

はい今日は(Fooo!!) Hai kyou wa (Fooo!!) Yes, today (Wooo!!)

貴方に(Fooo!!) Anata ni (Fooo!!) Only for you (Wooo!!)

届ける(Fooo!!) Todokeru (Fooo!!) I deliver (Wooo!!)

魔法の(Fooo!!) Mahou no (Fooo!!) This magical (Wooo!!)

煌めく夜空と(シャンパンタワー) Kirameku yozora to (Shanpantawaa) Sparkling night sky and (Champagne tower~!)

はぁ〜〜〜しんどい Haa~~~ Shindoi Uggggghh, I'm beat

摩耗する精神と吊るしのスーツ Mamou suru seishin to tsurushi no suutsu I feel brain-dead; this suit is killing me

通勤快速ってもしかして 「停まらないのかよ！」 Tsuukin kaisoku tte moshikashite 「Tomaranai no ka yo！」 Wait, don't tell me, the express train “It doesn't stop here?!”

依願退職いまや社会の傍観者 Igan taishoku imaya shakai no boukan-sha Resigned, now I am a bystander of society

「キレる中年」の身出しになったろかい？？？？ 「Kireru chuunen」no mi dashi ni nattaro kai Am I becoming a grumpy middle-aged man?!?!?!

選手宣誓万死一生 Senshusensei banshiissei Oath be made, there's no escape[1]

決して揺るがぬ無敵の無頼漢 Kesshite yuruganu muteki no buraikan Untouchable rogues who never flinch

言葉は今やマシンガン Kotoba wa ima ya mashingan Words are now machine guns

または未来導く羅針盤Ah Mata wa mirai michibiku rashinban Ah Or rather, the compass leading towards the future, Ah

三位一体 it's show time Sanmiittai it's show time Three as one, it's show time

歴史に刻む俺らのスタイル Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu Be carved in history, our style

生死彷徨う遺伝子の器 Senshi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Between life and death, our flair [2]

本能がままにつらぬくぜsay what? Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukeze say what? Just leave it to instincts, say what?

つうに決着 でけえ悶着 Tsuu ni ketchaku dekee monchaku The end is near, the greatest conflict

唸る俺のヒプノシスマイク Unaru ore no hipunoshisumaiku Growl, my hypnosis mic

精神直結カスタマイズ Seishin chokketsu kasutamaizu Straight to your mind and well-customized

お前のシナプス焦がす言霊 Omae no shinapsu kogasu kotodama Spirit of words that burnt away your synapses

三位一体it’s show time Sanmiittai it’s show time Three as one, it’s show time

歴史に刻む俺らのスタイル Rekishi ni kizamu orera no sutairu (Style) Be carved in history, our style

生死彷徨う遺伝子の器 Seishi samayou idenshi no utsuwa Between life and death, our flair

本能がままにつらぬくぜ say what? Honnou ga mama ni tsuranukuze say what? Leave it to instincts, say what?

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translation notes.

[1] "Oath be made, there's no escape." Literally translates to "the competitors' vow: a million will die, one survives."

[2] "Our flair." Literally translates to "weapon of genes."

[3] "Too OP." Gamer slang, short for over-powered.

[4] "Compliant only in appearance." Literally translates to "complying on the outside but impudent on the inside."

[5] "Curry for Friday." Fun facts, the Japanese Navy serves up curry rice on Fridays! Check out some more information here.

[6] "You will be my dinner!" Literally translates to "you are the ingredients for today."

[7] "Inscrutable are the ways of heaven." A Japanese proverb in reference to an old folktale named Sai Weng Shi Ma, about an old man, his horse, and a rollercoaster of luck. Read the story here.