#ichiruki shitposting

[dedahblog]

Look I am all for Rukia getting soft over Ichigo's open display of affection especially since she never had anyone tell her frankly how much she means to him /her.

However, I think that there's a limit to indulging Ichigo with his mushiness

Rukia's panel is from this by the way

Kaien and Ichigo being both corny sh1t and Rukia giving them judgy looks while they get embarrassed is one of my favorite headcanons.

[hashtagartistlife]

more doodle dumps

1&2: post 686 devastation

3: catching up on ishweek.... prompt was edelweiss

4&5: initial text post from @/falseichiruki on twitter

6: dumb little korean meme that i hichirukified

7&8: i need ichiishi to do what I only want my favourite ships to do: kill each other

9&10: idk what can i say these gingers have an authority kink

11&12: this little au situation thing came to me in a fever dream.... idk i just think it'll be screamingly funny

13&14: more witch x familiar au (used templates for these)

[handsome-kakigori]

he is SPEED 🛼

[razorblade180]

Imagine you wake up, Bleach is finally back and you’re happy. However, what you don’t know is a finger on a monkey’s palm has curled.

The ending has changed. Ichigo gets with Rukia. Why’d they do it? Because Kubo thought things were getting a bit too chummy and wanted a real 1000 year blood war.

[berrycrisps]

hello new mutuals and my old friends

Make sure to check out my #my_art hashtag to see my art. I will try to update this blog with new stuff I made in the past months. Also, I will try to make a new art for my ichiruki, levihan, victuri, (...) followers :}

This blog is a shitpost in general, I post stuff I like, fandom things, etc. ☺

[dramaticallymurderedqueen]

and they DIDN'T end up together?

[merrymerpy]

Ishida isn't amused

[ladyemberswrites]

Post Ending Ichigo!: I love my wife, Inou-I mean-Ruki-I mean-Orih/ime and My son Kazoo.

[sevens-evan]

ok. time to start watching bleach again. pray for me

[shuuenka]

maybe ichiruki happened in Spanish dub

[izukillme-moved]

Rukia: Who the fuck broke into my room?!

Byakuya: Language, Rukia.

Rukia: Sorry. WHOMST the fuck broke into my room?!

[dedahblog]

The Main Reason I Love Ichiruki is

✨its Subtlety✨

Man... Rukia hasn't come yet... Well, it's the best opportunity to forget about shinigami duties and finally rest

... Ichigo, it's fine. I get it.

Like seriously ! Who would stay up past 2am worried about her ?! If she doesn't want come back, fine! It's not like I'm going to have a sleepless night, merely because stupid Rukia hasn't come back after 2am ! Like who does she think she is ?

Ichigo ... I understand. You're going to bed now and that doesn't you bother at all. I get that part very well. But, that's not the problem.

So what ?!

Why are you thinking of her ... while looking at your dick ?!!

...Heh ? What the hell are yo- (looks down) H-hey !! D-don't blame ME . He's the one who drew me !! (pointing at kub0)

Kub0 : Silence ! you mere mortals... Do you think I have time to teach you basic cinematography visuals ?

... Basic cinemat-... He's peeing ! Why didn't you make him think of her after he's done like when he's washing his hands or som-

Now ! Be quite ! Can't you see how busy I am ? I'm working on an art form that will transcend any human creation and something you could never hope to understand its holy symbolism

The said art form :

[hashtagartistlife]

best part of ichiruki is that their dynamic flips depending on whether they’re in the seireitei or the gensei

best part of ishihime is that they both think the other should be the one wearing the ‘if lost return to-’ shirt 

[handsome-kakigori]

Filler/headcanon

After fade to Black (movie) Dark Rukia remains inside Rukia as a second personality, who can take control wherever she likes. Although she can assume control anytime she wants she cares and allows Rukia to be the mains personality, only taking control when needed or when she has to give some quick and snarky comments.

-Ichigo is talking shit about Rukia bunny drawing ?! Dark Rukia takes the wheel and ask him to redrawn it himself, to show her his amazing drawing skills.

-Blushing ?! Perfect time for someone to say how she tought the strawberry was never going to ripe. 😊

-Some villain has the upper hand and is talking shit to Ichigo ! No worries Dark Mommy is going to make tha villain eat his words.

-Calling her short ?! Well all she has to do is looke up with her purple cat eyes and say "There'sa reason giraffes aren't the king of the jungle" . 😉

Lmao, Rukia shouldn’t need help slandering the twink strawberry boi back

But yeah, other than kicking him, she’s way too nice. Dark Rukia needs to put him on his place 😤

Let the villain talk shit to ichi, he talks shit to them too anyway tsk tsk, let him face the consequences of his actions. //But dark mommy defending ichi is such a nice prompt tho 😳, imma brainrot this for weeks lmaoooo. PLS STOP WITH THe HEADCANONS, I HAVE TO DRAW MY COMMS BUT ALL THIS BRAINROTS ARE MAKIN’ ME DRAW EVERYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN MY COMMS AUGHHH, I CANT CONTROL MYSELF I LOVE ALL THESE IDEAS—

Also, the last one lmaooo “giraffes aren’t king of the jungle” very true! That reminds me of my old IR shitpost for ir month back then XD https://handsome-kakigori.tumblr.com/post/186738493355/ichiruki-month-day-1-competition-height

[kari-izumi]

Demotivator Monday

I found these throwbacks to the Capslock Bleach comm on LJ my computer that I made over 9000 years ago and since the Bleach tags are empty AF these days...

(Only Azumanga Daioh fans will get the following one:)

And of course, the biggest meme to come out of Capslock Bleach:

[shitposter-dono-blog]

rukia: you were stabbed, do you remember anything

ichigo: only the ambulance ride to the hospital

rukia: that wasn't an ambulance, i drove you

ichigo: but i heard the siren

rukia: that was inoue screaming

inoue: sorry, i got nervous