#if it doesnt pls let me know and i will try to clarify!!!

[sugar-omi]

NAH HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT ITS CLICHE AS FUCK BUT MC THROWING HANDS WITH SOMEONE IN SCHOOL CAUSE THEY WERE BULLYING COVE

(And to clarify just in case not like with Jeremy during step 2 where the mc can push him or hit him once or smth I mean like full on fight fight)

I just like to imagine everyone’s in the principals office and MC mom’s are all concerned and angry with MC cause they just beat up their classmate but then they’re like “Well they hit Cove first I was just returning the favour” and moms immediately FLIP cause why is the other kid just getting away with bullying why is their kid the only one getting punished?????

YEAHHH AND IT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE WHY THEY TRIED TO FUCK W COVE BC IF HIS BIG ASS WASNT GONNA FUCK EM UP, YOU WERE BC YOURE CRAZY ABT EACH OTHER N IT JUST DONT MAKE SENSE BUT THATS OKAY, YOU DELIVER WHAT THEYRE ASKING FOR!!

ITS A WHOLW FUCKING RIOT AND IN THE END THE OTHER KID GETS PUNISHED AS WELL BUT UNFORTUNATELY MC GETS THE LONGER SENTENCE

and when they finally get home n your parents stop fretting over you, cove is all fidgety and when it's time to change any bandage, no matter how small, or add ointment to a bruise, he's all "wait! let.. let me help you" when you go to ask your mom's for help w it

and he's all gentle, but he looks sad so you ask what's wrong

"I just hate seeing you hurt"

taking coves face into your hands, squishing his cheeks, "I'd do it all over again. and I'd beat them up even more for even looking at you, I'd jump em even before they hit you if I could've."

cove is teary eyed n crying a bit prbly

"don't ever feel bad if I get into a fight. if it's for you, I'd get into 10 fights! no, a thousand!" you throw your arms wide in the air at that. "no one can touch you like that without getting fucked up twice as bad. so stop fretting okay" you smile and cove cries a fucking river bc you have a bandaid on your cheek, and your knuckles are still flushed/inflamed and have a scrape from missing one of your punches

"you're an idiot.." cove laughs, still crying

"ya know you love me, holden." you smile, wiping his tears.

he nods, "yeah, I do"

and you're stunned bc he just confessed???? omg???

and cove kisses your shocked face, you slap a hand on your cheek bc "KISS?"

n cove just laughs at your expression bc you're so surprised n it's so fuckin cute

so after that sometimes, during your suspension cove will give you a kiss on the cheek for defending his honor if you ask<333 (or don't, he'll do it one more time or so unless you ask him to stop ofc)

if anyone tries to fuck w him after, they're fucked once again

cove does try to keep you outta fights but I mean... if you do turn around n jump em, he won't stop you

giving very much Heather's "fight for me" but you're not deranged like JD

also Liz teases yall bc cove does admit that he loved watching you jump em LMAO

your friends would also be concerned, randy n Terri especially bc they saw it but they'd be like "FUCK YEAH!!!"

no one fucks w cove either while you're gone, OMG GOING TO PICK COVE UP EVERY DAY

the teachers are like "You're suspended you can't be here!!"

like I'm not here for you I'm here for HIM, n you ride off together laughing bc everyone is whispering but fuck em 👐👐👐👐

pls this is making me wanna zoom n like go crazy omg my head is spinning I love this sm

[racketballz]

lmaaao okay, just to clarify im not angry or anything bc me myself am finding it funny. but let me just say something little, the mbti thingy yall talking about is based on these tests on the internet, 16personality and all. i know mbti is not somenthing that serious, not even close, but it doesnt work the way yall think, its not your personality itself like a whole, like "oh when i was 20 i was extrovert but now im 40 and dont like going to parties anymore so im introvert", no its not like that lmao. OBVIOUSLY your opinions, your actions, your personality itself change over your grow and mature, but the mbti its not based on it.

since the last anon said that you can change to infp to intp, HARDLY no (omg that would be insane). infp is Fi dom (dont get much into it just trying to let yall understand what is it) and intp is Ti dom, theres no such a thing to change. idk where yall heard it. but infp can be smart as well as intp bc that sterotype doesnt mean nothing. one different letter can change everything, for example: esfj and isdj have the same functions, but the order is different, so its changes completely by the way they think and act, esfj is Fe dom and isfj is Si dom, so yeah its not like that yall saying.

i look like a nerd pls 😭 dont get mad with me i like you all have fun but butch being an entp and boomer infp got me peeling my skin off

Again I really don’t care for MBTI that much its all that stuff is too wishy washy to me but you know! Think what you’d like!

[shiftingxsparkles]

( pls let me know ur opinions on this ) so basically i keep hearing people mention mini shifts and i am quite confused by them - reason being is i have a slight inkling that most so called mini shifts are in fact lucid dreams that people are unaware of - now hear me out - i am obvs not trying to invalidate anyone’s experience and i do think there is a probability that this is not a 100 percent true !! however!! i have also noticed people’s dissmisal of how fucking realistic lucid dreams are - i have had dreams (lucid and not) that i have felt lasted a whole day(until i woke up) i have had lucid dreams about shifting where i genuienly thought i shifted (again until i woke up)

in lucid dreams you are able to use ur five senses!! idk why this is such a huge misconcetion and people think you cannot - you absolutely can - however they last up to 1 or 2 hours - not more. you cannot dream for weeks at a time(which is one main reason why shifting is not lucid dreaming) they also obviously feel like dreams and weird shit happens all the time. and even if you clarify your LD and some point it gets hazy and dizzy.

so in my opinion i think in order for a person to be completely sure they shifted you need to either 1. stay in your dr for more than a day. 2. go to sleep there and still wake up there. 3. eat,pee and poop there (since i dont think you can do that in a LD lmaoooooo)

also i dont understand the whole ‘’i was so excited i shifted i woke up ‘’ because that is literally what happens when you lucid dream and you get excited - for example i had a lucid dream and i wanted to call my crush from my dr and i called him and when i saw him i felt extremely excited, giddy whatever and the moment i hugged him because my heart was beating extremely loudly and my emotions were so high i woke up. 

so how is it that some people shift and they are obvs still scared, excited, confused and they stay in their dr’s and others wake up? it kind of doesnt make sense?? i mean i am more than open to people’s arguments and thoughts about this i have just been thinking about it for so long and it confuses the heck out of me lmao. 

again not trying to invalidate anyone’s experiences i am not dead set on any opinion, theory or idea so feel free to let me know if you think i am wrong!!! edit; i am also not talking about people who shift and get scared and say their safeword or safeaction and come back obvs this is what a safeword/action is for so that one is up in the air whether the person shifted or not 

[inkykeiji]

hey bby! at first I wanted to send you a private message, but I couldn’t so instead I’m writing this ask.

I feel like I am at my lowest point; several situations have brought my life to a point in which my happiness, serenity, health and social life are deeply affected- in a negative manner. Trying to keep this TW free, I just wanna say that your stories have helped me take my mind off everyday struggles and find peace for a few moments.

Thank you for creating all these amazing stories that give ppl like me company and strength. Lysm💓💓💓💓

AH HELLO HELLO OH MY GOSH THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN ON MY MIND SINCE THE DAY YOU SENT IT, MY SWEET ANON <333

i literally do not possess the words to tell you how much this ask means to me. when i first received it, i cried. seriously!!! your words mean the whole entire world to me anon; that is such a seriously wonderful compliment and a massive honour to be bestowed, thank you so very much for sharing this with me <33333 you are absolutely beautiful and i will (also) never be able to tell you how much i appreciate you and how grateful i am to have you here with me!!!

i've re-read your ask about a billion times because it is so so so special to me, and i just <333333 i've said this before, so you might've already heard it, but my secondary main goal with my writing (aside from writing for myself, for personal reasons and personal comfort) is to bring others a bit of comfort or entertainment or escape or whatever it may be, which is why hearing such lovely words from you made me so emotional <3 seriously, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much <3 i've realized, as i've gotten older, just how important it is to have media like that in your life, because sometimes it's all we've got (and there have definitely been times where it's been all i have). so i understand, and i'd like to help, even if it's just a little, through my work <3 i hope this all makes sense i'm rambling a little but i'm trying to convey just how important your message is to me hehe <33

i love you so much anon, truly and genuinely. i am so sorry you're having such a rough time, and i want you to know that there is someone out there who is rooting for you and cheering for you, who loves and cares about you. me and my work are here for you!!! i hope that my little corner on the internet can always be a place for you to escape and breathe for a moment, and i want you to know that you will always be welcomed with warm and open arms here <3 it will get better, sweetpea, for you and i both. we just have to keep pushing and finding these little glimmers of hope and happiness as we move forward, you know? at least we have each other!!! <33333

oh anon i am sending you all of the love and the strength in the world <3 whatever it is you're going through right now, i know you can keep going and push through it, and i know it's going to be worth it for the both of us. i love you so much <3 bless you for taking the time out of your day to send me such a beautiful, meaningful message, i appreciate it <333

[skullstarz]

omg hi!! can i get a bnha and hq matchup :>

im a girl, my pronouns are she/her, im bisexual and im latina so i speak spanish ! im 16 so pls just students. im a sagittarius and infp 9w1, my personality is really sensitive, im really emotional, a little pervy tbh; and shy when im first meeting someone; im touchy like i love to hug, take hands or whatever that involves touching with the people i trust. im really insecure abt my body too :{

i loooove reading manga and listening to music, i collects both manga and cds so i like going shopping to music stores and just listen to paramore, dreamcatcher or skz. i also really like dancing since i learn the coreographies fast and my body is very fluid(? yep, hope this is enough <3 i love ur acc pls have a nice day!!

homie.... are we.... the same person? we fr are the same person- im a girl, bi/pan, latina, infp, really sensitive/emotional, touchy, pervy, shy at first meeting and insecure, i collect manga and albums, love paramore/emo music and kpop (siyeon loml).... we are clones of each other with diff zodiac signs (im a cancer) aaaaaaa also tyty you have a nice day too!!

YACHI

✿ hear me out,

✿ best girl with best girl makes double the bestest of girls ok

✿ understands you're shy meeting new people as she is too and loves getting to know you more

✿ both of you become more and more comfortable with each other and the boys all notice

✿ they also notice the two of your getting more touchy with each other, sometimes holding hands even before you two got together

✿ sweetest gf ever, whenever you're feeling upset or something happens to you she's instantly by your side, trying to help you feel better

✿ CUTE SOFT KISSES!!! all over, not just on your face, reminding you she loves and adores all of you in the cutest way

✿ enjoys watching you dance!! loves seeing you do something you like and she gets to admire her gf <33

✿ you two go on dates to music stores pretty often, and she likes listening to your music, eventually turning your taste in music her taste in music

✿ loves when you speak spanish!!! she also likes learning new words in spanish

✿ your first kiss happened after she asked if she could kiss you in very broken spanish

it was another day watching the boys practice, helping your grateful girlfriend with her manager duties. that had slowly become an almost daily occurrence, to the point that the boys thought of you as their third manager. yachi seemed different that day- nothing too worrying, just slightly off.

you saw her whispering into kiyoko's ear, followed by kiyoko nodding at her. she seemed to be trying to hype herself up, then going back to helping the boys. the rest of the practice went on just fine, her behavior less antsy, and soon you two were walking home together.

everything seemed back to normal, until you to arrived to the point in your walk home where you two separate. saying goodbye to her, you squeeze her hand, but instead of her letting go, she held your hand tighter. gulping, she looked at you and whispered something you didn't quite catch. "what?" you tilted your head. "puedo... be- besarte?"(1) she repeated, struggling to form the words. you laughed, pulling on her hand so she would move closer "por supuesto, amor"(2) yachi froze- "huh?" muffling a soft chuckle, you clarify "of course, yachi."

she smiled, before moving to put her lips against yours. you guys stood there for a second after pulling away, before yachi broke the silence "lets go hang out somewhere instead" she said as she led you to your favorite café.

for ppl reading that dont know spanish: (1) can i kiss you? (2) of course, love.

TODOROKI

✿ your love is kinda sweet n soft

✿ although you're touchy feely and he wants to be as well, you both take it slow

✿ its pretty obvious he's not used to affection, or touch, and as much as he craves it, it can be too much, so you both agree to build up to bigger acts of affection

✿ he's always ready to give you a shoulder to cry on if you're feeling upset or overwhelmed

✿ whenever you do or say something pervy he just gets flustered and confused- not really sure what to do or say, but isn't uncomfortable, just confused

✿ i just know this man has an interest in manga. i feel it in my bones. probably asks you if he can borrow your manga on occasion, never returning it in a state any less than how you had left it

✿ always careful, not only with you but with your belongings as well, genuinely feels bad if he absentmindedly folds the corner of a page or finds a new scratch on your cd after using it

✿ always joins you to the music store because he loves your presence.

✿ you know i had to do it.... your first kiss was outside of a music store, listening to paramore's "the only exception"

"i cant believe you've never listened to paramore, you seem at least a little alt, todo." "i am, i know /of/ paramore, just never listened." you two chatted as you exited the music store, having just bought a paramore cd. "here, you're gonna listen now" "you're being a lil stubborn," he started before you stopped him "no no, this is very important" you hand him your phone.

paramore's discography is pulled up on your screen, and he sighs, pretending to be annoyed despite the slight smile on his face "choose a song based on the title and we'll listen to it." you point, before he randomly selected a song. instantly recognizing the song by the guitar. a smile creeping onto your face, you grab his hand "doesnt quite reflect most of their songs, but this one's nice and pretty well known." the longer you two listened, the more the lyrics hit todoroki.

relating to the song, he squeezed your hand. as the song died down and came to its end, he turned to you, pressing his lips to yours in a loving kiss. "you are the only exception, you know?" it was a bit cheesy, but it was a sweet, vulnerable moment between you two that you wouldn't dare interrupt with a joke or a laugh "you are, too."

[cryptidofthekeys]

All the writer asks!!!!!!

I’ve already answered the pen n paper one so I’ll leave that one out and answer the rest haha

ink: what do you do to “set the mood” when writing?

hmmm… well to usually set the mood would depend on the type of story I’m writing, if its horror/really angsty shit then I’m definitely going for dark themed music, if its something fluffy n cute- then im gonna go for some really happy upbeat music, so to set the mood- it’d usually depend on the genre

diary: how many pieces have you written that are just for you or will never see the light of day?

……Shhh… Let’s keep those my dirty little secret… (their not nsfw, thats not what I mean by that just to clarify)

journal: do you ever write just so you can enjoy something to read?

Hmm I guess I’ve done it once or twice before, but I dont do it too often-

novella: do you prefer to write short stories, one-shots, or entire novels?

I don’t think I’ve even came CLOSE to an entire novel but, I do a lot of short-stories and ESPECIALLY one-shots, im not very good at chapter based stories or anything

pulitzer: tell about/link a piece where you felt your writing was the best.

Ooooh fuck this is a tough one, Im too lazy to link it but- in my Yan!Henrik story there were some parts I ABSOLUTELY loved and felt were p damn good and in the werewolf story I wrote as well, some good parts in there too, but I definitely feel more fond over some of the scenes in the Yan!Hen story than any other one

genre: what genre do you prefer to write in?

Honestly, I’m pretty open to genres, like- fantasy, science-fiction, etc- the whole shabang- im not too picky bout any of them-

narrator: what pov do you like writing in best?

hmmm I guess like- wouldnt it technically be in third person with the way I write, for the reader its always You and or they, I always keep a story gender-neutral so that way all readers can be who they want to be in the stories, it can give them a better chance to imagine themselves in said position, now if i got a specific thing to do, male, female, non-binary, etc- then yeah I’d do that

backstory: how did you come to love writing?

That’s a- actually kinda simple tbh- its not an interesting story- At first I was actually unsure about it, but then- the more I wrote, the more I got super into it-  It was just… super fun to me after I did it for awhile

time-lapse: how long have you been writing (as a hobby or for work)?

It’s a hobby for now, but I do wish I could open commissions- but hmm its been like, maybe 5-6 years by now, maybe even a bit longer

characterization: describe your favorite character(s) you’ve written.

You should know this for sure haha, my favorite characters to write with tho- I’ll just say who they are, all the septic egos p much except… im still not too confident with writing Angus yet, some of the Iplier egos, like the Jims, Harold, and Eric, and I’m trying to branch out to other fandoms, I like writing with David n Daniel, from the cc fandom, and I’m trying to work on Dream Daddy characters too, Joseph, Robert, Mary, etc- and then my own characters too- I dont write wiht them often but I try

carnegie: what authors and/or books/stories have inspired you to write or influenced your work?

hmmm… I get inspired fairly easily so it’d be hard for me to name anything like that off the top of my head tbh

faulkner: what tropes do you LOVE writing? which ones are your guilty pleasure?

…. Why not ALL the tropes? …okay maybe not ALL of them

o’connor: what tropes/genres do you dislike writing?

Eh, im a p open person to tropes/genres- I mean unless like a trope could count as in, like- “it was all a dream” or “you were the killer all along” or some shit like that, then that type of shit isnt REALLY my cup of tea

dickinson: what insecurities do you have about your own writing? what do you think you should improve on?

There’s a lotta things I think I could improve on, honestly… I think, its not a matter of insecurity really, more so like- no matter who you are, there’s always room for improvements, I think we all improve on things every day, writing, drawing, roleplaying, even simple things- after all, there’s nowhere to really go except forward in life, so I just tend to go with my own flow, and if I improve than I’m happy with that, if I dont? Welp, that just means I still have a bit to go-

playlist: what kind of music/songs help you write? do you have a writing playlist?

oh god I w i s h I was organized enough to fucking- have a writing playlist ashdjshfdsj, it just depends on my mood- sometimes I get distracted by songs tho-

record: have you written things based off of songs? do you like to?

…I wrote one, its a really old one and im not too proud of it, but, people like it apparently so I keep it up since it seems to make em happy and thats what matters in that regard, but nah im not BIG on writing things based off songs

nobel: have you published anything you’ve written? online or irl?

Hmmm not yet, I don’t think I’m ready to physically publish my stories or anything, although my dad does encourage it, he tells me I should find a publisher or whatever and publish some stories (it wouldnt be ones with like- characters from things like camp camp, dream daddy, etc of course- it’d be ones with my own characters)

notepad: can you write anywhere or do you have to be in a specific place and mood to write?

D e f i n i t e l y a specific place and mood, my mood’s totally off and wrong right now and its frustrating bc im trying to write but the body and brain is like no motherfucker, be in pain and hate me more than you already do

parchment: how often do you or your personal life influence your writing?

I dont… know if ANY of my personal life has… influenced my writing? not that I know of anyways

dedication: if you were to publish a book or multiple, who would you dedicate the book(s) to?

I think… I dont know who I’d dedicate the books too or anything-

trope: what’s a pet peeve you have about writing?

…honestly? The one pet peeve I, myself, have with writing is the I/Me POV- now of course its fine if others use it, it could be easier to them, or they simply like it a lot, but I myself, just- cant fucking s t a n d that type of pov

input: what’s something you hate that people say to you about writing/your writing?

Okay- I need to be honest here, bc I get a lot of them, when I constantly state that I only do one shots and not chapter stories but the whole “pls continue” “another part to this please” “Do more of this” that doesnt really make me wanna do more, it makes me wanna move on actually from any of that, like im not about that plz continue, do more!!! type of comments

critic: what’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received about writing?

Oh god I’ve received TONS of good advice from people, especially when it comes to some of the German I use for Henrik, I will admit… I’ve been severely slacking with learning my German, and I…. I deeply regret it tbh, but- I never mind and am actually grateful when someone corrects me when using a word incorrectly in a sentence or whatever

mifflin: what do you feel is your strong suit in writing?

A n g s t

houghton: what’s something you love that people compliment your pieces on?

I love all compliments tbh, I especially love comments on my angst like NO HOW DARE YOU OP, or OP wha t the f uck- my  he a r t, or anything like that- …im a sadistic lil gremlin arent I? I love breakin hearts with angst, but like any compliments I receive on my stories are all greatly appreciated, I just most of the time I dont have the time to respond to them, BUT- I do read em, every last one of em-

[personshapedsplder]

How did u discover you were aroace? Have you ever been in a relationship/would you ever? Like how do you feel about it all? (I don’t mean that in a “did you ever TRY dating” type way btw it’s a genuine q bc my friend is ace and she’s dated a lot and is currently dating someone and I’m trying to like figure out my own sexuality bc I don’t know myself but I don’t feel “normal” :/ and you don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, I hope this ask doesn’t make you uncomfortable!) -M

hi M!

so the way i realized i was aroace is sort of unusual. id heard abt asexuality and aromanticism in high school and it sort of seemed familiar to me, but i refused to let myself rly consider it? so for years and years and years, i told myself i was straight bc i just couldn’t handle letting myself realize that i was queer. it was too painful to think abt. but then, when i was around 21, i was talking abt relationships with a friend, trying to give her advice, and it was just so hard for me to understand what she was going through and i finally just made this offhand joke like ‘im sorry i cant help you much im like practically aromantic LOL’ and i expected her to be like ‘oh haha yeah arent we all!!’ or something LOL but my friend was like :o what rly??? and then i realized. it hit me like a ton of BRICKS like i literally had to sit down where i stood because it shook me so hard. like, i sort of just realized that i WAS different from my friend and that i finally had to actually face this, i had to accept it. and it was super super painful for me but i was finally able to come to terms and learn to love myself how i am!

ik this is an unusual story most people it seems spend a long time thinking abt it and being uncertain and kind of shakily coming to terms slowly, but me, i sort of knew for a long time and forced myself to ignore it and then it sort of all blew up in my face LOL so your story might be different from mine but thats ok!!

so i HAVE been in a relationship. I dated a guy rly long distance all through high school and my first year of college. It was a really, really weird experience for me LOL. we’d met in real life once and became friends and i thought because i had something of a “friend crush” on him at the time that that meant I was in love with him. spoiler alert, i was not LOL so it was rly convenient for my denial through hs bc i could say ‘oh im not attracted to anyone bc i have a BOYFRIEND’ LOL but i never had to see him or touch him or barely even talk to him bc he lived so far away and that’s the only reason it lasted so long at all. our relationship, from my end at least, was the emptiest relationship of my life. we were barely even friends, but he would keep sending me all this gushy stuff and it would make me uncomfortable, but i thought i was just shy. it was like i couldn’t connect with him, he was on some sort of other planet and i think part of that was bc he was trying to connect w me on a romantic level and i just couldn’t do that. eventually, i dumped him when I was like, 19 or so, bc i couldn’t stand it anymore. i dont think i would ever be in another romantic relationship ever. i would consider a QPR maybe, but it’s also not something im looking for rn. ive sort of decided that my life will be partner-less but thats ok bc i have so many beautiful friends who i love! i dont feel the need to have an official partner. lots of asexuals and aromantics do, like your friend, and they’re totally cool and rad and valid, that’s just not me is all!

HOWEVER all that being said, my experiences are just my experiences!! Every asexual and aromantic has a different life! also, of course, i can’t fit all my experiences and thoughts abt being aroace into just one ask bc my experiences are my whole entire life, being aroace is a huge part of how ive identified w the world around me ever since i was born. that being said, there’s so much more i could share that might be helpful to you. if you have any more questions, or want me to clarify something, pls send me more asks! or even DM me!! id love to tell you more and answer your questions!

if you wanted advice abt figuring out your sexuality, i’d say just follow your gut. if you get the feeling you’re asexual or aromantic or some part of you relates to that, even if you’re not 100% certain, follow your gut!! it’s probably right! i spent a long time trying to figure out i was nb too, and it might have been a shorter journey for me if id been ok w just following my intuition.

i hope i helped any!! send me more questions if theres anything else i can do at all or if youd like me to clarify abt something!!

[mad-ncity]

Ten Soulmate AU

Soulmate AU where you and your soulmate share the same pain

hello whos ready to suffer

jk i wont make another angst

at least this one wont be

shall we start

its funny how one moment you could be just fine and the next youre in a serious amount of pain

like so much pain you could barely walk

“y/n you should really get that checked out”

“what? im fine! dont worry about me doyoun-aHHH CRAP”

“told you so”

“shut up doyoung or im goin-OK I NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTORS PLS HELP”

so you went to the doctors to see if it was anything you did but turns out its your soulmate who is inflicting this pain on you

and at first youre like ‘ok cool’ but then youre like ‘wHY HAVENT THEY GONE TO THE DOCTORS YET WTF’

best thing the doc could do was give you pain meds

so here you are, walking with doyoung when you see some street dancers

“damn theyre so good”

“theyre good but im better”

doyoung then proceeds to make a fool of himself

and the best worst part, people were staring

and not in the same way the people were staring at the actual dancers

“just to clarify, i dont know him”

so you just walked limped away from your embarrassing friend

but your limping didnt go unnoticed

a certain thai dancer noticed but he didnt approach

he instead helped the hot mess that was trying to dance

“hey hey bud um no lets not do that”

“ok fine ill stop showing my awesomeness. thank you to all my fans watching”

…

“where did y/n go???”

man he must have really been into it if he didnt even notice you leave

“your friend? they left a few minutes ago but they didnt look too good are they ok?”

“actually we just came from the doctors office because theyve been having knee problems”

“…wait why am i telling a stranger this?? Y/N WHERE ARE YOU!!”

he eventually caught up with you

“dONT LEAVE ME AGAIN”

“dont make a fool of yourself in public again”

anyways

ten is standing there after yall left

and hes like “hmm knee problems maybe i should ask them for any tips on dealing with the pain”

oblivious af

so its been a week since that day

anD THE PAIN IS STILL THERE

if you ever meet your soulmate youre throwing fists

not just because theyre making you go through all this pain but for not taking proper care of themselves

you havent been outside in ages because of your knee

but doyoung thinks some exercise should benefit you

so he takes you out for a walk when yall see those street dancers again

“doyoung i s2g if you start dancing im leaving”

thankfully he doesnt

and at the end of their routine ten notices you guys

“ahh! youre the bad dancer!”

“yep thats me! wait what do you mean by bad?? im a godsend”

“what ever you say doyoung”

“y/n if i wanted to i could tickle you and you couldnt run away”

yeah its time to shut up

“y/n are you his friend that has a knee problems?”

“yes i am but its technically not my fault. my soulmate has a problem with taking care of themselves”

“wow thats a shame i was going to ask you if you could help me with my knee problem but i guess i cant ):”

…wait

doyoung reacted before you could and punches your arm

“dAMMIT DOYOUNG IM GOING TO GET YOU”

you and ten are both in pain now

thats when one and one clicked for ten

“aHHHHH WE’RE SOULMATES. YOU MUST BE IN PAIN WHY ARE YOU EVEN WALKING????”

remember how you were going to throw fists? well thats exactly what you do

“pls stop hurting me ;-;”

“why havent you gone to the doctor?? your knee has to be killing you does anyone know about your knee? do you know how much pain youve put me through, mentally and physically? ive been worried sick about your knee and you bet your ass we’re going to the doctors right now”

thats when he slows you down and pulls you into a kiss

“im sorry about putting you through that much pain i didnt really think that much of it but lets go to the doctors now, ok?”

“stop being a cutie i s2g ill hit you again”

cue a laughing ten and a flustered y/n

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I know you haven't done a Dusan Nemec thing in awhile (and you don't have to answer if you don't want too) but how do you think he would act in a realationship or to a regular, I know you've briefly mentioned it but how would he treat them? What kind of dates would he take them on? How would they sleep together? Anything else you can think of I'm curious ☺ also what kind of music and movies do you think he likes??? (I asked this a while ago just didn't know if you got it sorry)

YES HELLO i honestly don’t know if i got it i am so sorry. idk if tumblr ate it or if i just forgot (both are super possible) but i am still so sorry. i am Ready To Do This. im always down to talk abt Dusan cause Lordt knows this man needs more love. he’s a fucking disaster and he’s kind of a shitty person. i love it. let’s Do This.

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with a regular, there’s not... Too much emotional depth. like they are both aware that it’s mostly about the sex, but Dusan respects or is interested in them just enough to keep them around instead of tossing them aside like a one night stand. that said, he doesn’t kick out his regulars right away. sometimes they leave of their own accord, and sometimes he has shit to do so they gotta go, but sometimes they stay the night in Dusan’s big ass bed. and they can actually talk in the morning. it’s not ... as awkward as it would be with a o/n/s cause Dusan and his regulars do this a lot.

but at the end of the day, with a Regular, Dusan’s just not in it that deep. they have something he’s interested in (dick, vag, information, something) and he keeps them around. i did write about Dusan and comfort here, and i think that kinda applies to them, too. like it’s important to note that a regular sex partner is not an emotional connection. Dusan just wants to bang someone who knows him and knows his body and who he knows relatively well.

he doesn’t take regulars on any sort of dates cause it’s purely physical. he will invite them over, or have them meet him at Blume HQ for that Locked Personal Office sex, but since there’s no emotion behind it, theres no wine and dine going on.

AS FOR how they sleep together, like at night, Dusan takes up most of the bed. he doesn’t exactly starfish but he lays on his back with an arm out so his Regular can snuggle if they WANT to, but it’s fairly obvious that he doesnt care. he just wants to sleep after a night of Good Sex.

VS a relationship, i mean. when Dusan commits, he commits. the line between Regular and Relationship isn’t exactly thin but it’s also not the thickest line either. and in this context, a Regular has the huge potential of bleeding into a relationship.

if he’s in a relationship, depending on the type, that’s the only person he sees. (i mean, open relationships or poly relationships exist and Dusan is down for any of them ig. just depends on the Partner in question) he does like the... consistency of being in a romantic relationship. like no new partner every night, no switching around to not get attached (unless the s/o in question was a Regular sdfjkhlkjdsf then that Failed Hard). just... Dusan, and this person he cares about a lot.

(if the relationship hits the 8 months mark, Dusan sits them down and they have that Deep Talk about what they want from a relationship. the one that lasts a couple days and they both have to walk away and think about the questions they each asked type of talk)

and while he’s not.... big on dates, he likes to go all out for dates. whether it’s at a Super Fancy Uptown Restaurant™ or a Roof Top Bistro™ or a deeply intimate picnic at a park, Dusan puts his all into it. Man he cares about his S/O!!!! he wants to spoil them. and this dude is rich as FUCK he makes fuckin BANK!!!!!! he can and will senselessly spoil his partner with grand dates. fancy food. he reserved the whole park, hired a bunch of body guards to keep people out so him and his S/O could enjoy the evening without anyone else around. (buying out the park helps if things get heated so it’s less awkward when they try and get it together to go home.)

he has also been known to take a S/O to the movies, or literally fly them across the country for an impromptu night watching the Latest Broadway show. he might even go above and beyond and plan a romantic weekend in Venice (and if it coincides with some Dirty Dealings he has to do... its ok........ no one rly needs to know............................. HEY! what did you expect? he’s Dusan Nemec. he’s still pretty dirty when it comes to Blume and ctOS stuff! love doesn’t mean that stops! it just becomes less obvious to the public and to DedSec because he cares so deeply for someone other than himself)

with a romantic partner, Dusan is more inclined to cuddle and share his space. he doesn’t starfish, doesn’t stretch out to make a point. he lays on his side, 100% ready to Spoon (he does Not jetpack. he likes to be on the outside of snuggling. he’s so paranoid, trying to spoon him will not go well)

the sleepier he gets, the more affectionate he is and he often falls asleep murmuring incoherent sweet nothings against his partner’s neck, tracing nonsensical shapes into their skin as he cuddles them. god i wish that were me. also Dusan will initiate cuddles with a romantic partner. he’s like... get over here........ right up against me... awful.... i love him......

aaaand to wrap it up: music and MOVIES!!!

music wise, he’s pretty open minded, although he is NOT a huge fan of pop music. boybands? gross. he loves Zayn Malik's music now that Zayn’s gone solo but. i think he prefers classical music. soft, dramatic, no lyrics, nothing rly too overwhelming. something to work to or cook to or read to.

catch this man getting rly emotional over classical music. one day he’s just laying on his back on the kitchen floor, staring unseeingly at the ceiling because its So Beautiful. (this happens like once a month)

MOVIES.... he likes classic films i guess??? classic, oldies, cheesy. he loves super old westerns im sorry but I Do Make The Rules and Dusan Loves Cowboys. he’s also big on foreign films. catch him watching French films and his eyes get all glassy cause he just... loves. also Chinese films, too.

he hates Fight Club i just wanna put that out there. he wont watch horror because he doesnt have time to be jump scared every 5 seconds. if theres like a non-jump scare-y horror movie, he’ll probably watch it but he thinks jump scares r Weak. he’s way more powerful than me, i cant watch horror movies of ANY kind.

he hated Inception btw. (i loved Inception) he just... hated it. the only Batman movie he liked was the 1st Batman with Michael Keaton. he’s not a big fan of the rest of them.

he loves Indiana Jones tho jot that the fuck down.

he’s neutral on Star Wars. he just hasnt watched the franchise with someone incredibly passionate about it. if he watches it with me, he’ll Love it. he HAS seen it though he saw the original trilogy and the prequels. “Cassian whom? who is Finn. what is happening. where is Luke?” - Dusan when someone asks him what he thought of TFA and Rogue One.

the only Star Trek he likes is the original series. by that i mean, it’s the only one he’s ever watched all the way thru. someone make this man watch the other series !!!

the first dude Dusan ever popped a boner for was The Rock jussayin.

THATS ENOUGH FROM ME

i hOPE this is what you wanted??? if not pls send another ask and i will add on/clarify whatever??? i love Dusan and i love rambling about this jackass.