#if there's pineapple it's not Italian pizza

[nnay-naee]

She's a 10 but she likes pineapple on pizza

[slutforpringles]

via F1

[catchymemes]

[mako-neexu]

VIGIL WILL MAKE SURE NOT EVEN YOUR REMAINS WILL SURVIVE IF YOU EVEN ATTEMPT TO MAKE PINEAPPLE PIZZA

[ghu-leh]

♡♡ Indulgent Secondo HCs - Food related (because I truly believe this is one of his main ways to connect with loved ones ;-;)♡♡:

An excellent cook - he will create the most delicious dishes with the most high quality ingredients he is able to choose. Even if he gets his meals from the ministry's kitchen, he highly prefers to cook something for himself at the end of the day, if his energy allows it. It is a way for him to let loose and relax.

One of his favorite date plans is having his loved one visit his chambers after a long day at the ministry, in order to prepare a special meal together. It's a way to express his love and care for his beloved. Nurturing and, to a degree, seductive.

Pampers his lovers by having them sit on his lap to feed them, letting them try whichever dish he ordered for himself, dessert, and having them drink from his own glass as well. It's all part of his courtship.

Naturally, as a lover of the good cuisine, he will be picky about the restaurants he takes his dates, friends, or anyone for that matter. This does not necessarily mean he requires to go to an expensive restaurant; in fact, he prefers family owned places that are at a walking distance from the ministry. The welcoming and cheerful atmosphere of these places make him feel quite at ease, and he is always greeted with a smile by the owners that are well acquainted with his favorite dishes from their menus. They're always more than happy to make some small chat with Papa about the ministry's current affairs.

Absolute favorite customer of all the nonne that own these cute restaurants! If he or his beloved have leftovers to take home, they will always add a little extra. They think he's too skinny, so he better eats more!

All the Papas, as good Italians, are quite sensitive to the crimes committed against their traditional cuisine by the rest of the world; yet Secondo tends to be the most vocal and most honest about it. "Madonna mia!... Spaghetti with ketchup?! Pineapple on Pizza?! Cream on Carbonara?!?! are you trying to kill me, piccola? This is the equivalent of you spitting on my tomb!"

The following day he sends you a whole lunch box with freshly made food and a note that says "You're not allowed near the stove for the rest of the week - P.E II"

His favorite dessert is affogatto ('to drown') - an ice cream and espresso combination that mixes all sorts of flavors and textures. Hot and cold, bitter and sweet, black and white. Much like himself...

[steviesbicrisis]

Eddie and Half Italian Steve‘s first fight

Steve: welcome home, CHEATER

Eddie: A-Argyle told you?

Steve: yes!! What do you have to say for yourself?

Eddie: baby I’m sorry it was a mistake

Steve: I don’t care!

Eddie: I swear I regretted it the moment it happened!! I wish I could go back

Steve: but you can’t now, it’s too late

Eddie: I promise it won’t happen again, please forgive me

Steve: I don’t know if I will ever trust you again

Robin: what the fuck is going on here

Argyle: I offered Eddie a slice of pineapple pizza

[tiredmapleleaf]

Just found out Jax likes spaghetti

But he also seems like the kind of guy to ask for pineapple on pizza in an Italian restaurant

Can someone with talent draw that 🥺

(Bonus points if Zooble is the waiter and chokes him in the second frame)

[will80sbyers]

[france-unofficial]

pineapple on pizza? nuh uh, that's basic. have you ever tried....

mangoes on pizza?

[sleep-nurse]

help my italian boyfriend keep teesing me could you please tell me the biggest weakness of italians?

pineapple pizza

[yourlocalarmsdealer]

[riordanverse-madness]

Pjo characters as things my classmates have said:

Leo: Hey Nico, I have something to tell you

Nico: Leo I swear to the gods if you say-

Leo(grinning): Pineapple on pizza

Nico: *Angry Italian noises*

[marioboyy]

{How to piss off an italian} 🤲🏻

[melontokkive]

Pineapple on pizza

[kaunisbaby]

i’m unstanning blind channel

[stevethehairington]

no but after reading one of those "here's what you missed on glee" threads about the panel joseph quinn did today at the con and some of what he said about himself, i have come to the conclusion that joseph quinn is quite LITERALLY my dream man. like we been knew but now we KNOW™️