#if theres none its okay and if you dont wanna do it its okay as well ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

[aryshacore]

tagged by @carrionfl0wers 🥩 i don't have anyone in common with you as well, actually i don't know most of them (╥_╥) ill do my research to make up for my unculture __φ(。。)

tagging @honeycaat @yuiaka @lecliss @micr0machine @jofiah @gravitonbeamemitter @glass-halo @locvst @twistedgrunge @pennerigate & anyone else who wants to do it‼

[dajo42]

hey can i get uh... yeah i dont suppose theres any chance you have any untainted souls? yeah completely fresh if youve got them. yeah theyre... yeah. very hard to come by. ive checked every pawn shop in town but its like trying to find... no it has to have no sins. yeah none. yeah its like having a shoe size outside the normal range and trying to find shoes in a thrift store like yeah exactly its so rare people dont wanna give it up when they find it. oh. oh really? is that the least sinful one you have? fuck okay uh... i mean yeah at this point it might have to do. i can make it work with some custom firmware and holy water i guess. oh i just need it to break the barrier to the garden of eden. to burn it. yeah im gonna burn that shit down. thank you. oh yeah cool can i pay with crucifixion nails or do you only take cash

[little-forest-goblin]

So i had a fun idea. We all know the Season four diner or deli scene and the multiple variations of five there. It’s funny to me cause it’s obvious there is some odd system they have where they all have a certain name and style so no one is confused. I decided to go through and name the certain fives. this is all personal opinion and thought so please no hate. its really a to each there own situation theres no need to fight about it.

So let’s get the ones we have been aware of out the way. We know booth five being the one who called S4 five over to his table. we know waiter five and brisket five being the ones we have been made aware of. There is also that one five with the news paper. Now i have heard him be referred to as newspaper five OR good with numbers five. now i don’t remember if booth five referred to newspaper/good with numbers five with any if those names but if he didnt here we are. Now that we got those obvious fives out the way i just wanna say i dont have the answer for all of them cause some of the things they are doing are quite mundane like eating soup and i dont think anyone is gonna refer to him as something like soup five i dont think that will ever happen. Now if my memory serves me right there is two fives writing in a notebook and i thought thats pretty normal for five he has always had something to write in but hey where’s the creativity in that and i thought what if there is a mathematician five who is just obsessing with numbers and another who could be documenting his days in the deli diner thing. another thought that crossed my mind that would be more in character is a version of him that has gone wacko with theories about timelines and events and he is just writing them down to either investigate or obsess over later. now in this scene there are a few different fives that i cant quite place my finger on what version of five they might be and what to call them so if you have an idea don’t be afraid to comment an idea.

Now this scene right here has the obvious booth five and brisket five. There is one version that has a name not quite world wide but we have it which is loose neck tie five. Now people might argue and say thats drunk five but i don’t think so. if my memory serves me right again (Cause i flat out refuse to go see any of those episodes again) drunk five was up to some shenanigans and needed another fives help so i dont think loose necktie five is drunk five. Speaking on drunk five if your confused where i got that if you have subtitles on or listen close enough you will see a conversation talking about drunk five. then there is the obvious five over there that seems to be antsy considering his stance in both pictures. either he is a five just filled with impatience to get his order, a five just in general riddled with anxiety or he could just be waiting. So you can imagine his name is either anxious five or waiting five depending on what you decide (again everything is up for debate. my word is not law here okay?). if you also look behind the counter with brisket five is another five. Now we dont exactly see what he is doing so the best i can offer is chef five.

Again none of my words are law and set so please feel free to name them whatever you want.

Also if you have idea’s for what some of the names of the versions of five i didnt get or think of are please feel free to comment or come up with an idea. so please up have fun.

[d10nsaint]

DAPHINE

secretive plotter, kim dokja, yoo junghyuk, yoo sangah x gn!reader [separate]

another request from @rouecentric 😦⁉️🤯 so surprised rn. Anyways i love od but he’s not here because i don't wanna make them all have a romantic setting then have od be the only platonic one bcs he’s like 12.also tagging @elychee bcs they're AMAZING and wrote abt the lcf trio with a plus sized reader and you should really check it out [wink wink] i really tried to make this gn pls tell if it isn't THIS IS ALSO JUST ME SAYING NONSENSE BTW IT MIGHT NOT MAKE SENSE

ʚɞ Kim Dokja;

DOKJA is just happy he has a lover.

Really.

He also loves hugging you after a warm day—you’re just so soft and sweet to him (like anybody would be. hes so

He loves touching you. Hes just such a sucker for affection because he had none when he was younger, and he'd be elated to have someone who could handle his touch and affirm him throughout the day that its okay and they dont mind.

When it comes to your body,he really likes your chest.He lays on it when you both are lying down on the couch or even in bed. But once, one thing led to another on the couch and his head ended up on your thighs. he was literally shaking. His mind was going a million miles per hour and his face went beet red, and it was to the point where you had to make sure he was okay.

ʚɞ Yoo Sangah;

SANGAH is so naturally sweet and was raised in a way that everyone is the same—and thats how she sees people! Of course, not until she finds an s/o whos plus sized. She finally realizes the beauty of plus sized bodies !!

after a long day of work getting harassed, she just wants to go home and settle down in her lovers arms with a book and some detox tea !!

once, she was laying atop you reading a book with your back against the armrest of the couch and her back against yours, and then she realized something—you were very soft. Well, to her, atleast. Ever since, you’ve always been the big spoon!!

Shes never really had impure thoughts about you or your body….in fact, you’d have to bring stuff like that up to her in a conversation because of how little she thinks of it, so i cant really do the thigh thing

ʚɞ Yoo Junghyuk/Joonhyuk;

JUNGHYUK would just be happy that you’d survive a situation where he can't get you both food. ( Idk why i wrote that,i can't go 5 hours without getting hungry)

He’d usually carry you around as a form of training—and never admit it. He also does it just to be able to hold you, but whatever.

He'd be very fond of you (in his head) and try to be very subtle with it-he'd throw you a high grade item and say,'here,you're weak' and if you call him out, he'd glare at you and do nothing else.

By the time that you both are dating, he'd have opened up and really cherished you,hoping to make you happy and give you a life like him of the past would have.

If theres a point where youre dating and not fighting for your lives, he'd love to [secretly] just hold you in his arms and cherish you. It doesnt matter if he's standing up or laying down.He's just so happy to have you in his empty regressor life.

ʚɞ Secretive Plotter;

PLOTTER really doesnt care about body types, even when they come to his s/o UNLESS its very unhealthy.

As i’d suppose that you and plotter would be in a nice,loving and healthy relationship, he’s seen your body—no matter how insecure you are. He loves you no matter what, and nobody should ever dare to talk bad about your body and your habits or else he’d (as I said in a previous post) reign hell upon that person.

Putting the reassurance aside, hes very glad to have a thicker/ plus sized partner, due to how much his body is developed. He wouldnt have to see you as a doll and try to hold back his natural strength with all his might (i mean he still has to hold back) but its better than nothing!

he LOVES to put his hand on your thighs. He can't go a DAY without putting his hands on them, if its meant to be a reassuring caress or a more intimate touch. Male? Female? Something in between? He doesn’t care.

[swemory]

my Graves headcannons :)

(includes dating hc's)

so.. despite the fact he's southern, i personally believe that this man cant make decent tasting sweet tea. he'll just douse the liquid in sugar and it commits a war crime of its own on consumer's tastebuds. you can practically feel the diabetes forming. its not even to the point where it tastes good, theres just a glob of accumulated sugar at the bottom of the cup/pitcher.

however... THIS MAN CAN COOK !! man's knows how to make steak like NOBODY else (my favorite food 🗣️‼️)

i cant see him having jelousy issues, he knows you can handle yourself and he trusts in your relationship (although he does get a little insecure sometimes, none of us are perfect. and he DEFINITELY gets more insecure if youre younger than him by a good few years but thats for a different hc list.) but je will definitely get involved if someone dares touch you / threaten to touch you / looks at you weird / -- okay, okay, he just REALLY wants to protect you.

to really dive into dating hc's..

princess/prince treatment. if youre tougher and wanna do everything yourself, he'll lay back but if you let him, he'll open the passenger door for you every time, pull your chair back and push it into the table for you. he'd do it all, a proper gentleman as his mama raised him to be.

i dont really have many hc's for his oarents, honestly. but if i ever do, i'll update this post with them 🤔

otherwise, idk. he's very big on physical touch, its his love language. as we've seen via him bonking Oz on the head and giving his team little punches to their shoulders. he's very big on it. also a words of affirmations guy for sure.

i think he practically BREATHS giving words of affirmation. says compliments so casually, its hard to question it. he'll compliment and move on afterwards, sometimes he'll stick to a compliment and if you try to deny it, he'll REALLy make sure you feel valued :)

very teasing & loving guy, despite him being a w@r cr1m1n@l :D

this is all i have for him rn i am very tired & dehydrated so i must run away... mayhaps i'll update this sometime :)

[shiftingtomydrs]

MLB DR

Alright so same as with some other drs my personal stuff like name and everything is the same soo wont go into that a lot tbh

then backstory, i originally wanted to be like an exchange student in france but then like i cant very well be ladybug if im only there for a year so i switched it to i move to france for some reason i dont know yet and i live there with my aunt or smth bcs she lives near paris yk? then basically i just kinda take marinettes place but not completely, like shes still there and stuff but im there too yk? my love interest is adrien and marinette will get together (and stay together) with luca cos theyre cute and im not sure yet if i should script her crush on adrien out or just say it disappears at some point

changes in plot: i dont like anything after season 2, dont ask me why, i just dont like it idk why either, so im gonna script seasons 3-5 out with some exceptions (e.g. i kinda really like cat blanc so i might leave that in with some other stuff but the whole shadow moth and all that shit no) also lila isnt the next supervillain shes just a regular mean girl cos it doesnt make any frickin sense that a 15 year old is able to manipulate every single person she meets. like shell still be able to lie and manipulate people her age but not adults cos thats just stupid imo. Also i havent even watched season 5 yet so im going off spoilers i saw for the next part: none of the miraculous will have permanent holders except ladybug and chat noir (aka me and adrien) cos i like to be special :) also i wont be guardian of the miraculous until much later like college or smth cos thats a ton of pressure and it went sideways for marinette so i dont want it going sideways for me. oh and a big one: ill be taking the whole sentimonster plot out cos i hate it and i think ive never hated a plot as much as that one. like sentimonsters can exist okay but felix and adrien and kagami etc arent one. cos just no. oh and ofc i wont know adrien is chat noir haha

now a bit more about myself: idk yet if i just wanna kinda steal marinettes interests and do the whole design thing cos i am a sucker for parallels and the parallel of adriens parents and adrinette is there but then again why would i wanna be like gabriel? so i might just do what i do in 90% of my drs and be a songwriter (well ill be that anyway question is do i add the designing part on top or not?), otherwise i like baking, ill do figure skating or gymnastics or ballet prolly like all the things i wanna do here but cant for this or that reason. my nationality will be german prolly cos i like having the german passport and also i dont think i need a visa for france cos its in the eu. i wont really script much more about like me and adrien except that we end up together but in my head its kinda similar to the adrien and marinette situation cos im a sucker for slowburn and idk it just fits i think also with my issues with trusting people have good intentions and not just spend time with me bcs of a bet or shit like that.

Physical looks, i might change my hair color cos idk i think itll fit and yeah but ill still have my eye color and height and stuff just be a bit fitter cos with my endurance theres no way ill be able to be a superhero (ik theres magic and shit but still)

im not sure yet if i should leave the dr as a cartoon or do it like this reality (leaning towards this reality bcs i think cartoon would freak me out a bit for my first shift and id overcomplicate it) or maybe ill just do two drs, one cartoon and one not.

anyway, if you have any questions, id love to talk more about this dr so pls ask them <3

@ningsols here it is :)

[sm0kebreaks]

theres still so much art stuff i need to learn but i desperately need someone to explain to me how they pick the colors they use to shade something or the colors they pick to color lines in their art because thats like the thing i always see and tell myself i want to learn it but i have no clue how to learn because i dont know the thought process behind it >_< i SEE what people are doing that i like but idk how they did it!!

theres so many tutorials on shading or on making lineart look different but none of them explain like the thought process theyre always just like yeah do this and its like okay but... why? what if i want to do something slightly different how can i get the right effect for something else i wanna draw huh...

anyway if any of u guys have any insight or any tutorials you have found useful please share with me

[whumpshaped]

cast of my robot story (i made 2 of every big hierarchical level but obviously theres like. More lol but i figured i wouldnt rly need more than 2 of each? maybe i wont even need that many. as u can tell i dont know what the fuck i wanna do)

picrew

two of the members of the seventh earth council, the group that controls the spaceship and literally everything on it. it's funny they're called that, none of the members have seen earth with their own two eyes. it's been a long time since any human has walked on that planet...

levendula (she/her), dorel (he/him)

two of the techies. the tech department is where all regular folk want to end up at. there's a very slim chance anyone could get into the council, it almost functions like a royal family — but the tech department? well... okay that kind of functions like that too, the children of techies usually end up as techies, and there's little class mobility otherwise. BUT there's a bigger chance for any regular person to become a mechanic than to become a council member!

they handle maintenance work on the spaceship, on the equipment, on the robots, they write code, they design new and improved versions of any sort of tech. they enjoy much more personal freedom than regular workers.

kikinda (she/her), szoren (he/him)

two of the workers. the workers are manual labourers who handle all the work the techies haven't yet managed to automate or don't have the resources to automate. farming, mining, all that stuff. backbreaking labour. on top of that, they get paid very little, and now with the new SSRCU models already created, they're HOUNDED by the stupid bots too.

kara (they/them), hanga (she/her)

i chose hungarian names/spellings for all of them, if you wanna know exactly how they're pronounced please use a translator app because my phonetic spelling SUCKS. but i think they're all very straightforward :)

rambling about zaps copied and pasted from discord:

so about zaps. the tech guys call it zaps 100%. affectionately (mostly). its primary and default disciplinary action is administering shocks, and well, sometimes it goes haywire and just shocks a bunch of people at the workstation. hence the name.

the workers usually refer to it as anything derogatory. the thing, the beast, the monster, the attack dog, the painbot, the warden. officially though they address it like they would any superior, with either sir or ma'am. but they rarely have to (if theyre good <3 )

council members refer to it as the bot, or if they need to specify theyll say the serial number, 01.

zaps' full official name is self-sufficient riot control unit or SSRCU-01. it was the first of its kind and its been around the longest

[starsinkpop]

what do you think if theres blogs that are not only deeply obsessing with finding out ateez members exact fs but they also discussing their potential body parts. I tried telling them how weird and gross it was of them but they tell me I was taking it too far. what the fuck? am sorry but this kpop tarot thing is what is taking ppls obsession with idols fs too far. its bordering on creepy rn and its not just one blog theres like several of them that mainly focus on idols fs.

some blogs be claiming they dont dig too much but then they still think it ok to even discuss idols sexuality or some other aspect of their personal life.

i’m not really on that side of tumblr or social media so i can’t really say much about it. i have clear boundaries. im fine with certain readings about ateez’s fs but i wouldn’t do more readings than i have online right now. we already know more than enough. i keep getting a crazy amount of asks in my inbox of people trying to fit especially san’s fs aspects. i’m deleting all of them because none of those people reading my stuff and also myself will be their fs. some people really need to touch some grass. when i see certain physical traits in a reading i point them out, however i focus on personality only. what’s bothering me is how almost everyone on here in my inbox assumes that the members are straight. making their fs a girl at all times. we don’t know their sexuality and it’s quite frankly none of our business. we don’t know if their straight or part of the lgbtq+ community. this is why i keep my readings gender neutral because we don’t know shit.

now in general i don’t want to spread any negativity because life itself is already a big struggle for most of us. i want my blog to be a place where people could just entertain themselves for a bit and. so i won’t say anything about other readers because i honestly just can’t. like i said, im not on that side of tumblr. i get your point but you have to remember you’re telling me this, im a kpop (well just ateez) tarot reader myself and i’ve done reading about their fs too so 🤷‍♀️🤣 like i said, i have my boundaries with readings, won’t do any sexual readings and i don’t focus on looks. being someone who was crazily sexualized since being a child, i really hate this side of any fandom. there’s too many obsessions going on. you wanna know what happened when i saw the most recent pool pics of the members, especially san and woo? as a gym girly i was like “woah i really need to know their routine so i can shape my body like theirs” i can just admire them. viewers here are a little too delulu and have a hard time sticking to reality and form an own opinion it feels like. and I’m sure some readers feed into that. it’s giving you a ton of likes and if that’s their main purpose for posting i guess i get it. that doesn’t mean i’m okay with that but i know many people need validation like that. whenever there’s people coming up and officially date like twice’s jihyo for example i always feel really warm around my heart. gives me the feeling they can still have a bit of a normal life.

i don’t really have anything else to say and only repeat myself. i don’t know if i’m the right person to talk to about that, i do readings and did fs readings like what you just complaint about, but i have boundaries and know what’s reality. none of us will be with any of them, ever and viewers should stop honestly believing “omg XYs fs is like this and that, i’m just like that it has to be me they have to do more detailed readings so i can make it fit for myself”.

on another note, and this is in no means anything bad or hate whatsoever, i love getting asks from you but those long asks are sometimes a bit much because im not your diary, love 🤣 no hate. but it just felt like a rant and i do really like rants but my inbox is maybe not the best place for that because i don’t want to spam any of my followers page with that you know?

edit: you can still send me longer asks, but please try fitting the stuff you want to say into one ask and not three or more 💖

[oceanof-starz]

back with my mobian oc, ratchet the wolf (they/them)!!

i kinda felt my art downgrade here, but thats okay!!! i think it rlly brings personality out still

mainly did this so i could show off their room HEHEEHEE

MY OVEREXPLANATION UNDER CUT!!!

i recommended trying to guess personality traits of ratchet using the room before you read :]

this is rlly abt their room so you can skip over this if you dont care

SOOO ratchet like. idolizes robotnik. and i rlly tried to show that in their room, especially with all the hidden things around!! since theyre a kid of course like. some kid things too (mainly the drawing)

they base their personality off of their perception of robotnik qnd even made a checklist on what to do to be cool and evil!! really, they wanna be like their idol. sadly, none of the checklist is crossed off (YET!!)

the drawing of ratchet and robotnik hung on their wall? yeah, theres more. ratchet makes a TON of drawings with them and robotnik. they wanna meet him so bad and doodle about what they'd do if they met him and such. they hung up that one bc a) its one of the oldest and b) it makes them happy to see a drawing of them holding robotnik's hand. the box there? its full of more of the drawings. they constantly go through the drawings for fun and pretend outloud whats going on. like. they pretend to talk to robotnik and hug the drawings LOL

theres also. the mustache growth serum. it uh. it doesnt exactly work since ratchet is like 10 and also they dont have testosterone,, ALTHOUGH. when they grow up theyre sooo gonna make sure they grow a mustache and maybe a goatee. they rlly wanna be just like robotnik AHDHSH

also someone get this kid an actual place to live bc theyre literally in a decorated cave. there is NO HEATING in that place. poor baby freezes

wooaah you made it this far? TY FOR READING MY RAMBLE!!! i really love ratchet and i wanna post abt them more soo,, perhaps expect some sorta mini-fic centered around them!!

I ALSO REACHED TAG LIMIT??? I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS POSSIBLE LOL

[heizoubiggestfan]

ᴀɴᴇᴍᴏ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ꜱʜʏ ꜱ/ᴏ

Characters: Xiao, Venti, heizou, kazuha, and wanderer

Wanderer

He doesn't mind, he wont actually admit this but he thinks its really cute.

He will probably tease you a bit, but i'm sure he wont go to far.

I imagine you would just be walking with him and he'll start to tease you just to see your face go red. He thinks its funny.

At restaurants he'll order for you, he may say stuff like "you're gonna have to order for yourself one day" but he enjoys ordering for you, he knows it makes you more comfortable.

He can get a bit impatient sometimes though..

But over all hes cool with you being shy, he thinks its adorable.

Heizou

Yet another boy who finds your shyness adorable.

He'll tease you a lot.

He wont make you do stuff you're not comfortable with, he's actually super sweet, but he'll still tease you.

Theres been a few times where he made flirtly comments about you in public and you got so embarrassed.

He has no issue ordering for you, infact its something hes used to now.

Hes very paitent with you.

Can read you easily, so he can tell when to draw the line.

Kazuha

Hes very polite and paitent with you.

He's honestly the sweetest boy ever about it.

He may tease you but he'll try not to tease you in public.

There was one time he gave you a headpat and you got embarrassed and he just smiled.

He'll absolutely order for you at restaurants

But he still assures you the waitress doesn't care and that it will be okay incase you wanna order for yourself.

Very gentle and careful not to make you upset.

Venti

OH MY GOSH. Yeah good luck with him dude.

He knows about your shy nature and loves to tease you about it..or literally anything..

If you tell him you're uncomfortable with it, he'll only tease you a little bit.

But when he's drunk, OH BOY.

He wont stop talking about how much he loves you, the whole tavern has to deal with it to the point where they all know who you are.

As for the restaurants, he'd probably make a joke saying you want something that you dont really want, and then explain its a joke right after, pissing both you and the waitress off.

Hes so cute though.

Xiao

Where do i began?

He thinks you're adorable.

He often watches over you to make sure nobody makes you embarrassed.

He often has to yell at Hu tao for her to go away because she teases you a lot.

Hes super gentle and paitent with you.

He wouldn't try to make you embarrassed or tease you.

However there has been some times where he did it on accident.

He quickly apologized to you after.

As for the restaurant thing, I guess he would order for you? But i also feel as if he wouldn't want to.

I feel as if he would rather just order food and have it delivered to him that way none of you have to talk to any waitress.

Super cute boyfriend, who loves his super shy partner!!

[calkale]

As someone who relatively enjoyed MI7 (bc I go no thoughts mode and just watch Tom run around), im sooo curious about your thoughts

im putting this under the cut cause I need to rant about it again and its gonna be LONG, thank you for asking tho

a lot of this is gonna be a repeat of what I said when I watched the movie (I have not seen it since it was in theatres), idk where those posts are but they should be under #mi7 spoilers if you wanna find them.

okay first off im not gonna talk about the overall plot, I couldn't care less about it and I knew that going into the movie. its the stunts and the overall feel of that movie that piss me off. I watch mi movies because I wanna have a good time and watch tom cruise do cool stuff and thats not what I got out of this movie.

im starting with the cliff jump stunt cause I was just thinking about it. the buildup was Ass with a capital A. they cut away from ethan riding up the mountain too many times and for too long at a time. I was comparing it to the scene when ethans chasing walker in fallout because to me that was cut perfectly. Cutting from ethan to benji and sometimes walker for a few seconds so I knew where ethan was and where he was trying to get to but I still felt the build up, I knew he was gonna catch walker but I was still thinking "omg is he gonna make it?". and the cuts to benji and luthor worked well because they were still a part of what was going on and the map on benjis ipad helped visualize what was going on. in mi7 when Ethans riding up the mountain the cuts between him and benji where really good but I hate that they kept cutting back to the train. They could've easily had more obstacles for ethan on the way up the mountain if they needed! its a long ride but showing the mountain and a few shots of Ethan at different parts would've been good enough, we could've had Benji asking him "are you there yet?" like every minute so we get that a lot of time is passing but not enough that the tension stops building and a funny little joke between the two of them. I understand why it cuts back to grace/alanna on the train during that time but those are two very different things going on that are building tension in very different ways. call me crazy but ethan jumping off a cliff is different than grace dressed as someone she's not sitting down to talk to someone. it was just really hard to get invested in either of the two things going on. then the actual jumping off the cliff was such a letdown, I did not feel a fucking thing when he jumps off then it cuts away immediately after like that wasn't The Stunt of the movie?? you dont put a stunt like that on posters and post a 20 minute behind the scenes video about it for it to feel like that and show basically none of it!! show ethan flying through the sky!! show him landing on the train!!! I thought he was gonna land on the train but no that gets taken away in favour of a fucking joke when he crashes through the window. yes mi movies are supposed to be funny im fine with that I love that but come on!! let tom cruise land on the train!!! he can still slip and fall on top of the train but let that old man get his enrichment time!!

now for the train. Im sorry but it looked horrendous, the cgi was Not Good and I can't get past it. with other movies I try my best to not care but this is Mission Impossible. I know they did crash a train I love that but all the cgi added in around it and when Ethan and Grace are climbing through the train looks So Bad. it takes away from everything going on because you know its not real. I get it yeah yeah they can't dangle actors from wires while a train is slipping off a cliff but theres gotta be some way to make it look better. like I said about the bike stunt there was no tension there to me and I felt so disconnected from the movie and the characters, I like putting myself in situations and its hard when im like hm thats not real.

the fiat car chase. this was when I was like "fuck, I hate this movie", im sure we all know by now I am not a hayley atwell fan, so what sue me im allowed to not like people. I didn't like this car chase because it was mostly her driving. BABE THIS IS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IM HERE TO SEE TOM CRUISE DRIVE NOT HER!!! if she was good then whatever but shes not for the bit. I feel like a lot of things that could've been really cool were pushed aside in favour of humour in this movie and I hate it. you can have both!! they literally did it in rogue nation and you're allowed to have callbacks in this movie so you can have a car chase like the one in rogue nation again!!! just let tom drive so it looks cool or even let hayley drive I dont care I just want it to look cool and have the humour stay inside the car. doing bits like this made the movie feel more generic and like they were trying to appeal to, dare I say, mcu fans. i like mission impossible because they get the ratio of humour to action perfect every time, and they're always so good at timing it too but in this movie especially during this chase it did not work for me and I didn't even find it funny if im being honest.

obviously I also have to talk about ilsa and im gonna shit on mcqs writing so apologies. there are two ways to look at this, one shes dead and two shes not dead, both are bad writing IN MY OPINION. if she is dead that was an awful way to send off such a loved character, she was hardly in the movie. im all for more women in movies but she definitely could've replaced grace and I think it would've given her and ethan a much better dynamic. ilsa barely has any lines??? I wouldn't even call her a side character in this movie like my friend didn't even know her name thats how insignificant she was. the sword fight was cool as fuck, rebecca slayed, but she really should've won that fight? maybe if she was outnumbered id be like okay thats a little more likely but it just feels really out of character for me. now if she DIDNT die then im also pissed because fake killing a character twice in the same movie is a little much for me, if it happened at the start of the movie and the end of the movie then okay I can deal with it but she died twice in like the first part of the movie? im sorry to say it but im sure most casual viewers forgot about her by the end of the movie and if they go back for part two and she comes back it's not gonna mean a whole lot to them. and ethans reaction to her death didn't sit right with me, this guy was a theatre kid he can at least somewhat act sad when the girl he loves fake dies and he should be allowed to, for like 5 minutes at least, I know theres a lot of stuff going on but he loved her!! let him cry a little!! and if we're supposed to believe shes dead then ethan not reacting is not helping.

one last thing I wanna add and I know im probably the only one who feels this because I know most people liked the movie, but when you make a part one and part two that release at different times you want people to like part one. it needs to be able to stand well on its own so people want to watch part two and are excited for it. am I gonna watch part two? probably yeah I wanna see that plane stunt but im not excited for it and I really feel like im just gonna be let down in the same ways again. I dont want to go see a movie for the stunts when I know I hated the stunts in the first part and I didn't come out of it caring about the plot or the characters (other than benji <3) so what am I going for? i have no reason to see that movie or be excited for it

I would also like to add I know this is not the movie tom and mcq wanted to put out since the original cut was like what 4 hours? and the movie was extremely over budget because of covid but I can still be mad about the finished product

[meowzilla93]

more august pleaseeeeeee (also please give her a cookie from yukino, yukino baked some)

Random picky-picky questions. I wanna learn more about them!!

What's something August has done in the past that she is particularly proud of?

What does August feel is the most beautiful thing they've ever seen?

adulting is truly the worst thing in the world i wish i had time to answer this earlier cause i LOVE also this is the busiest my inbox has ever been please i am loving it so much

August is sitting in the corner currently demolishing the cookie; its a top fav treat for her q(≧▽≦q) theres a matcha latte for Yukino with August if she wants one 0.0

Oooh ooh ooh interesting questions! To be sappy or be truthful :P

What's something August has done in the past that she is particularly proud of?

Baxter lol no okay lets be serious

If we are talking about something that she learnt and utilizes to this day; Learning ASL. Growing up, Charlie had a hard time with their anxiety to the point that they couldnt speak, and so August became their voice for them, and it wasnt until they were maybe 6ish that Mums got told that Charlie has selective mutism.

So communication became something that the family wanted the expand on, and allow Charlie to talk to them even without using words. So they started learning the basics of ASL.

Though Mums learnt more the basics to be able to comfortably communicate, Charlie and August went the full 9 yards. Allowing them to communicate at all times in depth.

This of course translated outside of her family and allowed August the capability to communicate to the hearing and speech impaired in her job! She never dropped using or learning it after leaving the family home, wanting to always have a way to communicate with people.

Otherwise, its when she shaved her head in full when she was 17 because it seemed like a good idea and she rocked a bald head for a while lol (you only live once! and hair will always grow back!)

2. What does August feel is the most beautiful thing they've ever seen?

Baxter illuminated in the light of fireflies when they were 18-19 respectively.

Look, I'd say she kids but no.

Sunsets and sunrises are beautiful. Light breaking through the leaves in the trees, hitting the grass and particles floating in the air, giving it a magical sparkle. Seeing her twin gaze tenderly at Cove when he starts talking about his fish again. Many events, photo-shoots, and travel.

She loves witnessing these kinds of moments, however none of them seem to make the same impact as this one night, back in 2016, when August dropped a firefly on Baxter's precious nose and it lit up his amber eyes; August doesn't think she has ever seen such a beautiful sight. (incoming fic and art sooon! ill tag you in it so you can feel the moment!)

I really dont know how to compress thoughts do I? these posts end up being so long ahahaha

#sorrynotsorry

[razzmothazz]

sometimes all u need is to think abt ur favs playing the funny spooky game . by that i mean im totally imagining minori, airi, ena and nene playing lethal company and it goes like

minori:

"okay, i can do this! its just a game! im gonna be brave!!! i will help the team!!! im going in-"

*sees a bracken*

*leaves panicked immediately*

"IM NOT BRAVE WHAT WAS THAT THING"

airi:

"ooh lots of scrap here and- oh my god a nutcracker im about to crack some nuts GET OVER HERE I WANT YOUR GUN-"

*proceeds to bravely approach it with a shovel but gets shot immediately*

nene:

[is the best at the game and is just trying to get everyone thru it, doesnt die often but when she does its because of the most unpredictable and chaotic stuff ever]

[to the walkie talkie] "okay i got a full inventory, any of you still alive? over."

"... hello?"

"going back to the ship. ov- AH FUCK ITS A COIL HEAD- ok dont worry ive got thi- THERES 2 OF THEM???? ok im assuming none of you are alive, its fine i can make my way ba-"

*gets her neck snapped by a bracken and also stepped on a mine at the same time and there was probably a turret involved too somehow*

ena:

"this game isnt even that scary you guys i dont get why-"

*hears a distant "YIPPIYEE"*

"THEY HAVE AUTISM CREATURE HERE?? where are you little guy?"

*loot bug approaches*

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY THING?? GET AWAY FROM ME!! WHAT ARE YOU??? STOP FOLLOWING ME I DONT WANNA DIE I JUST GOT HERE-"

[fcknstar]

,, what he sees "

- harryosborn x fem!reader

a.n : i dont really know what to say here omfg. its like one am here and im tired. ive edited this btw but if theres mistakes im sorry, ill edit it aft i get some sleep. im actually inlove with the idea of harry and his gun, is that bad???

warnings : mentions of gun , none??

**lowercase intended**

you were always deemed an outcast. but you were fine with it, a peaceful life without chaos. well that was until you associated yourself with harry. harrys a ladys man. everybody knew that. he knew how to please a woman, how to treat them right. but the only reason why he never got into a real relationship was because he was looking for the right woman. people only wanted to meet him, fuck him was to only tell others that they did. harrys smart, he wasnt so needy for some female attention. however, when he met you one day at a cafe, really struck harry like a lighting bolt. he wasnt able to get you out of his mind. you on the other hand, living without any attention, yearned for it. so when harry gave you that smallest attention, you were hooked. 

if current you told younger you thatd youd be working with bad guys, younger you would have laughed at your face, cause who would be so stupid. well you apparently. now, you find yourself facing harry. 

" where were you? " harrys stern voice with the clacks of his heels irked you terribly. rhino, not waiting for your answer spoke up. 

" well of course, she was with peter parker. " rhino laughed, knowing that the secret between you two broke. you made him swear that he will not tell a single soul thatd youd be heading out to meet some friends when he caught you sneaking out of the building. only to find rhino tracking you down the whole entire time. how did he do it? spies. 

" you little bit- " as you stomped towards rhino, a hand stopped you. rhino being pleased laughed loudly. " what do you think will happen if a secret slipped out that you are working with us? what will peter think of you then? " rhino was just taunting you at this point, and you know it. you didnt have a temper or anything, but he has been pissing you off ever since he came into the group. " you wouldn't dare " the sadness of your voice only satisfied rhino. before he could get another word out, harry took his gun out and directed it to rhino. 

" you might wanna rethink your words. " harrys glare didnt falter. nodding his head towards the door, rhino knew better than to disrespect harry. 

" and you, you knew peter betrayed me, and you still- "

" i did what i had to do okay? i was just catching up with him after what happened. we were close and all- " you tried explaining yourself but it didnt seem to satisfy harry. 

" yea yea but you don't want me to throw you out, right? after seeing that you technically disobeyed me..disposing you sounds great right now " harry was doing it out of pure pleasure. swinging his gun around, his gaze hard on you. seeing you look at your boots while shaking your head pleased harry. harrys words were merely an empty threat cause he knew that he couldn't live without you. harry was the only guy that ever saw you. he saw great potential in you. he was the only one that saw everything you did, all your achievements. he was there for you when you had nobody.

walking closer to you, he used his gun to lift your head up and brushed away the pieces of hair that was covering your face. placing the gun back to the bottom of your chin, he guided your head towards him slowly. not long after, you felt the warmth of harrys lips on yours. he had always shown you affection, but this wasnt what he usually did. the kiss was slow, and passionate. the emotions that was sent to each other with just a kissed confirmed how much you both liked each other. smiling into the kiss when he felt you reciprocate it only gave him the signal that you wanted it and with that. the kiss was deepened.

[moonrisecoeur]

GIRLIEEE please dont remind me how out of my age range leon is 😭✋

also idk most of those artists songs ngl i be living under a rock but idk ! he might!! he seems like an open to different music types of person to me (i am one hehdhdh) so i could see him having a pretty large listening range. imo his fav genre is grunge/rock but ngl. i could see him liking the early 2000s white girl music HSJSDHSNNDKAKSNSB, and theres a few linkin park songs that come to mind...idk about more recent music tho LMAO my brain is too tired to think of any. tbh ppl should include more older music too when talking abt him, actually i just want to encourage ppl to have a larger music palette bc its 👌

also GRRR RRRRGHHHR im so envious of you. literally none of my friends are into resident evil and none of them wanna hear me horny talk about leon 😭😭😭 im dying here. im literally screaming into the void abt how badly i wanna top him.

ngl i got into resi because uh. leon was literally the only resident evil character ive known about (i watched a lot of like lore/glitch videos when i was a teen) and resi 4 was super popular still. i always thought he was cute but never got into the series bc. horror games scary (they still are but i tough it out for my pookie wookie 😤). but like one of my friends plays dead by daylight a lot and i wanted to look into it bc i like spending time w ppl and. i saw leon was a playable character and i bought it immediately. AINT EVEN KNOW THE MAN MUCH AND I WAS ALREADY DOWN HORRENDOUS !? HAD ME BY THE THROAT FROM THE START !! anyways his whimpers in dbd-

-🐕

my guy i’m sorryyy if it makes u feel any better leon is also more than half my age BUT it’s ok tho!! he’s fictional so in my head he’s actually still 21 like in re2 hehehe

NO BC UR SO RIGHT HE GETS DOWN TO 2000s WHITE GIRL MUSIC !! AND SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK !! 💥💥💥

he’s (my friend not leon) literally my best friend in the whole world i love him so much he got me into resident evil and i got him into mortal kombat so it works out !! but it’s okay… do u know why it’s ok??? bc i’m ur friend now :)

i mostly got into re because i thought leon and carlos were hot let’s be so for real but i bought resident evil 2 when it was on sale for 10 bucks and played it and fell in love!! i like the action and horrorness of the games, i killing zombies and mr x scaring the shit out of me it’s so fun!! but i totally get why people don’t really like it and are just into re for the lore and the characters

leon dbd whimpers help me sleep at night they were IN MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED Y’ALL IM SO SANE