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[cybertron-after-dark]

Does Cybertron Have Clowns? An incomplete list of answers by continuity

Animated:

Implied yes.

Evidence: Ratchet refers to Sentinel Prime at one point as a cyber-clown, implying that 1. He knows what a clown is, and 2. He felt the need to add the cyber- prefix, and the typical use of the sci fi jargon prefixes are to denote when a concept exists on Cybertron in a similar but distinct manner from its earth counterpart. It's not conclusive evidence, but it seems likely.

Prime:

Implied no.

Evidence: Ratchet, in response to an excessive number of decepticons pouring out of a crashed shuttle, mentions that "the humans refer to the phenomenon as a clown car," implying that the profession (or at least that specific trick in relation to clowning) is an earth exclusive.

Conclusion:

Ratchet, regardless of continuity, seems to be our sole indication so far as to whether Cybertron has clowns. Not sure what's up with that.

Feel free to add to the list with other continuities.

[young-aleyska]

Have you consumed all of the EvaJacks content you could find (multiple times) or are you normal?

[promisesbutnevertokeep]

hi. I have a question.

have any of y’all met a straight person who is a marauders fan? if so, what were they like?

[toplubdifo]

does anyone know where I can find English translations of the songs on Buck-Tick's newest album subrosa?

[lurker-of-canyons]

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[politijohn]

Source

[winterstaryu]

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

[woodsdyke]

having viral posts is all fun and games until you have clowns in your mentions being like "well, op, i bet you also didn't know THIS" [haughtily explains something i absolutely would and do know] like add whatever to my posts that you think is informative just don't direct it at ME! i know! i just didn't include it in the post i made in 20 seconds because i didn't think 30,000 of you would see it!

[erstwhilesparrow]

okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

[willabee]

uncertain about eels

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[psalidodont]

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

[jessaerys]

u guys are so annoying. look at my cat

[veliseraptor]

the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("