#ik im 10 but i can have sarcasm

[featherdownmoor]

Today I

took the mrt for the 2nd time in my life, to trx

accidentally dropped my phone on the train (loud as fuck)

signed up for german classes at this boujee ass building next to trx

met up and took pictures with Kimberley (we're gonna be going to the same centre now)

took the train back to asia jaya, accidentally dropped my bag on the train (even louder)

went to viviens place at 3.30pm

"men are evil dont trust men" "ok wow you're such a feminist" "yes I am and I'm 6 ft 4" "okay. name a feminist" "uhhhhhhh rosa parks?"

went into the bathroom so he could wash the bowl. i was standing beside him checking my bangs in the reflection. he stood off to the side glancing at me every now and then and smiling

smoked a bowl w vivien but i only smoked like 10% of it. "you have to suck on it" "ummmmm" and we both start laughing

i was playing w a belt (his belt) at him, he flinched, we laughed about it

watched indian sidemen

he said should we watch something and i said lets watch scott pilgrim

he's looking for the site and i start shuffling from left to right (like the dance) \/ /\ \/ /\

he's like wow you can shuffle??? and I'm like yes come here let me show you how

he was getting really embarrassed so i pulled him up anyway and so we were holding both hands while showing him the steps. he kept getting shy because he was messing up here and there and he was like "noooo i cant i look really stupid right now"

we laughed and stumbled and end up w his arms around me hugging me and his face in my neck

"this is so gayyyyyy" - v. *laughing* - me

set up the laptop for the movie and we're on his bed with two pillows propped up behind our heads

when ramona and scott are on their first date he asks if he can play with my hair. he asks what it was like when it was long

i forgot what spurred this ik he said something and i took his hand and held it and he called me gay for it

he was running circles w his thumb on my hand

then at some point he starts kicking me and i keep his leg in a leglock so he stops and that turns into a tussle and he acc cant free himself. at this point he's on top of me and i finally let him win and he flops over to the side again and we're laughing but our legs are still intertwined

he's running his hands through my hair again and I'm looking at him. i forgot what he says but our faces are already so close. so i poke the tip of his nose and give it a peck.

and then he's grinning and going off about it being gay

I'm like what do we do now?

he's like ...we kiss

and I'm like okay but it would be my first time idk if ill do it right and he slike WHAT

asks me repeatedly if I'm ok with this and I'm like yeah its not the end of the world its not

he kisses me and idk what to do with my lips I'm sitting there like a dead fish but eventually it works out my lips soften and i actually start really enjoying it bc he tastes like popcorn

atp he's on top and we gradually start going into tongue territory

he cups my face and starts kissing and biting my neck softly and i absolutely fold like um whimpering and everything that's crazy?????????

now and then he makes me ask to be kissed which is actually crazy like i had to grab his shirt and pull it closer

couple times he's legit just teasing me hovering his lips just fucking one millimeter away from mine and pulling away when i try to bring him in

he asks me where to touch and im like no butt no cooch

at some point i say something rly geeky and he's like youre so cool (sarcasm ofc) and im like bitch that's a microaggressio- and he just takes my face and cuts me off w the kiss

eventually (bc he keeps wanting me "closer" - bitch we're already nose to nose) i move on top and im kissing him and he asks me to kiss and bite his neck so i do

bro he starts WHIMPERING and whispering going "fuuuck ah fuck" again and again. and i can feel him like trembling under me and pulling me closer and closer so i just start gooning on his neck i guess

whimpering devolves into actual moaning and long story short he has a full on hickey now and im proud of it. just learnt something about myself today: i fucking love biting necks im a pleasure dom apparently

whenever id stop he'd whine about me teasing him. at some point i paused and he whispered "doooont doooont stoppppp pleaseeee do it for longer"

he asks me to put my hand under his shirt so i do and its so nice feeling him squirm

we kiss for like an hour straight i think time just flows i have no idea how long its been but we're breathless and exhaling warm. i would just pause and play with his hair and lips and eyebrows in between

and trace soft kisses on his eyelid and cheek (he said "i hate youuuuu i HATE YOU youre making me feel things"), keep my cheek on his cheek

his kisses go from soft exploring to intense with tongue im ngl i dig it a lot a very whole lot

some more mentioned in the whatsapp vms with jayden

at home v texts me saying he wants to be platonic so he doesnt "ruin a perfect thing" and keeps going on about how im the coolest person he's met so far and im an amazing person and how our friendship means the world to him

tldr wow what a day

[calkale]

15 questions and definitely not 15 mutuals

I know I was tagged in this multiple times but none of them are showing up in my mentions so thank you guys <3 @adevotedreader is the only one showing up so you get a tag

1. Are you named after anyone?

yep 👍

2. When was the last time you cried?

I have no idea, I come close to crying sometimes (watching when harry met sally) but its been months since ive actually cried

3. Do you have kids?

nope

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I dont play any right now but I played soccer as a kid and badminton from grade 5-8 (I played like every sport from grade 5-8 because of gym class but I dont think I need to say that?), I really wanna play baseball and tennis so hopefully ill be able to in college

5. Do you use sarcasm?

on occasion

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

usually their hair or their eyes

7. What's your eye color?

fanfic green orbs

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings <3

9. Any talents?

art ig? im decent at video games but I wouldn't really call that a talent. I play guitar and bass and I learn tabs super quick, theres some songs that take like a day to learn but im good at memorizing tabs, im also really good at math but I will forget literally every formula I have ever learned if you put a test in front of me

10. Where were you born?

Manitoba baby!!!

11. What are your hobbies?

drawing, painting, reading, video games, working out, guitar and bass, running and hiking (in the summer its cold and wet now 😔), also dirt biking but its been a while cause my ears are still healing and I can't wear a helmet

12. Do you have any pets?

a doggy!

13. How tall are you?

like 5'5

14. Favorite subject in school?

history!! I also liked math (cringe ik), photography, art and band was okay but I really just liked jazz band cause it was me and two of my friends complaining in the back row the whole class, but history was definitely my fav I am liking physics so far too but its an online class so I kinda wanna kill myself

15. Dream job?

pilot!!!! ideally a fighter pilot but id love to fly any military plane, or anything to do with aerial firefighting or aerobatics would be really cool too, id like to do one of or both of those after a military career if I can :)

I don't know who's already been tagged so apologies if you have been already (or haven't cause I thought I saw you do it 😬), @alygatorcrocodile @airlocksandaviaries @agentfaust @malewifebillcage @tropical-fruit-mx and anyone else just pretend I tagged you

[pomgore]

15 questions 15 mutuals lazy edition

thank you for the tags @lordoftherazzles and @tetchy-frog i’ll just do one post because yeah

1: are you named after anyone?

norp! my parents were sort of struggling to come up with a name for me, but in the search they found my name and it clicked

2: when was the last time you cried?

couple weeks ago now, for cathartic purposes

3: do you have kids?

nope, and i should hope not at my age, but maybe in the future i will - i’ve been coming around to the idea of a mini-me for the past few months, i think if i had a kid they’d be pretty cool

4: do you use sarcasm a lot?

absolutely not, autism and sarcasm a happy pom do not make - whenever i do attempt sarcasm it comes off way too real anyway. i would say that i can exaggerate and be facetious when comedy permits, though

5: what’s the first thing you notice about people?

their personality, i think - whether or not i like the way they speak and think dictates whether or not i want to continue talking to that person

6: what’s your eye color?

hazel hazel hazel

7: scary movies or happy endings?

boooooth both both both, im such a horror buff but i cannot stand it if a movie or a story has a bittersweet ending, everyone must live happily ever after forever and ever

8: any special talents?

growing extra teeth

9: where were you born?

the aloha state, big island born-n-raised

10: what are your hobbies?

drawing, writing, absorbing media, and talking to whoever will listen about my favorite tolkien tales

11: any pets?

two chihuahuas, dash and mikey. they do not make me chihaha they are rancid and naughty little rodents (real talk i do love them, but they test me every day)

12: what sports do you play/have played?

none at the moment, but i did soccer with AYSO for about 10 years and danced hula for like 3 years - never went to any competitions but my sister did and won an award at the merrie monarch so im humblebragging on her behalf

13: how tall are you?

a good 5′7′‘, but i wear platform boots every day so with those on i’d be closer to 6 foot

14: favorite subject in school?

generally speaking english, but out of the courses i’m in right now ap studio art is my favorite, my art teacher is such a lovely lovely woman and every time we talk she inspires me - plus i usually do most of my tolkien ranting in ap studio so that’s another point in its favor

15: dream job?

in a perfect world i would be a painter with some rich guy sponsoring me to go ham on canvases galore, but the job i’m aiming for after the end of this semester is a tattoo artist (wish me luck gaddamn)

optional tags for my non-tolkien moots so you guys can get in on the fun: @rin--ren @rockdove-ridge @abyssal-glory and @lemonmans-squeezy (ik we barely talk but go ham)

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[ackermansupremacy]

Can i get some Hitch fluff modern au headcanons😳because hitch supremacy🛐🛐

NOT MY UNCREATIVE ASS COMBINING IM SO SORRYYY

Wife Hitch modern au headcanons

Ik y’all met on a dating app 💀

She talked the biggest game ever and then was shy af when you met in person

You guys hit it off really well and it was like you had known each other your whole lives

If you guys move in together, good luck

She’ll decorate the whole place herself and forget to ask for your input LMAO

But its fine because it looks good regardless

Shes really scared of spiders so if theres a spider you’ll be the one to kill/free it

If your both scared of spiders you’ll play rock paper scissors over it

She somehow always wins though?

But don’t worry, she’ll be your personal cheerleader while you’re doing it

If your clothes are her style, she will steal them constantly

You’ll be like

“Hey have you seen my black top?”

And shes like “nah” not realizing that shes wearing it

“Hitch i will wrench that shirt off of you myself.” “Oooh i like the sound of that”

10/10 slaps your ass when shes walking past you then runs so you can’t get her back 💀

But she secretly really wants you to

“Oh no, i hope no one slaps my ass while i’m bent over and vulnerable” “...” “I SAID-“

The switch from dating to married life *chefs kiss*

She used to be such a “tsundere” archetype

Whenever she would compliment you she would always get flustered and try some way to back hand it

But when your married, shes really sweet

And actually goes out of her way to do nice things for you

But not in the “i thought of you and bought this” or the “i bought you flowers today”

She’ll wake up extra early to get breakfast ready

Or pick up extra chores when she notices that you’re getting stressed out

Don’t make a big deal out of it tho, or she’ ll stop doing it

Y’all def get a cat

A stray kitten that Hitch demanded you took home

But its ok cuz the cat is cute n sweet 🥺

Sometimes Hitch can come off the wrong way though and take her sarcasm too far

And sometimes she can say things that are pretty hurtful and shes too stubborn to say shes sorry

It can send you into questioning and thinking rlly deep into your relationship

But Marlo lowkey snitches and talks about all the sweet and cute things she says about to behind your back

And it makes you realize deep down shes just a simp at heart LMAO

Dawg what why do i feel like this sucked LMAO

Thanks for requesting! I hope you liked it!

[astralwaifu]

congrats on 50 followers u deserve way more!!!!

id like a best friend match up from mha but id prefer if it was someone from the lov(i love them sm)

uhh so ive got a VERY big ego and i love tk be praised🤩 im extroverted and cheerful and i like to think i'm funny. i talk a lot but i also like to listen to ppl talk. if i like someone i'm very nice and caring to them but i can be brutally honest at times(my friends say im kind of mean) i like to gossip(ik it's bad but still😭) also im an enfj(im pretty sure not mistyped) and my zodiac sign is a leo.

i'm interested in crystals! i like reading literature and i like to read classics the most. i love baking and cooking but i can't cook or bake to save my life. i have a sweet tooth. i like watching anime and reading manga. my love language is phsycial touch and im touch starved😭

some of my kins are teruhashi,ranpo,hange, sasha,armin,reki.

im very scared of dogs and animals in general tbh. i like cats but im too scared to get close to one😭 i also don't like infps.

i love to talk about mbti and my obsessions!

i either wear all white or all black there is no in between and im 156 cms with long red hair.

i love to go out with my friends and i love parks and play grounds.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ELSE TO SAY I THINK THATS ALL ABOUT MYSELF😭 HAVE A NICE DAY!

hii! ah, this is quite hard to pinpoint, bc I see you being friends with everyone in the league(i think i’ll add that to the hc), but i kinda have a hunch who your bestie would be…

I match you with your MHA best friend …

Toga Himiko!

Hc:

- I’m just going to say that she knew from the beginning you will be her bestie for life (accentuate the words FOR LIFE)

- You two really clicked in an instant, which kinda annoyed the other members of the league ( “Since when became the League a kindergarten?” yes, Dabi, thank you for your sarcasm)

- On mission, around the hideout, or simply going out to steal shop some clothes, the two of you are always together, basically joined to the hip at this point.

- You have weekly sleepovers, that in time became daily. You start by doing eachother’s hair (Toga especially loves your red locks, she thinks they are so beautiful and she is right), then painting your nails and bitching about literally anyone.

- Expect a lot of praise from her, you know how she is with people she loves!

- She likes that you are someone that understands her and you always have her back with your upbeat and funny personality. Really, she couldn’t even dream of a better friend!

- The others of the league were pretty worried about you two, since you took the expression: “partners in crime” to literally. The most suspicious were Shigaraki and Dabi.

- Really, what did a sunshine ball like yourself did there with them? At first you seemed so chatty and talkative, basically glowing in anyone’s presence.

- It was also weird, since you had mixed views over a lot of things, really! Shigaraki heard you saying that you like cats, but during a mission you got so scared by one of them. Man was kinda shocked and that says a lot.

- I’m not even starting on Dabi, you know how he is…

- Anyway, all the suspicions vanished into thin air when you started to quote from Dostoevsky during one of your weekly hangouts with Toga.

- Dabi was so impressed, he couldn’t articulate any words (and yes he knew what you were talking about, Endeavour made him read the book when he was 10). Shigaraki however thought that Fyodor Dostoevsky was an anime character (mind his poor soul).

- After that, they started to see how intelligent you are and how your opinions and ideas helped them in their plans so much. (Tbh you saved their asses a lot of times)

- Now they’re all your friends. Deal with it, you have like 6 criminals that are whipped after your bright, kind and smart aura. 😌

- Also expect random sweets from all of them after missions. They started to stock them up in a cupboard and just give you one daily, for existing in their lives.

bonus song: Stockholm Syndrome by 1D

[prettylittlebrownskingyal]

aight this is all rant that I need to get off my chest but its so fucking frustrating to see Americans (especially white Americans) going on long ass tangents about how shocked they are about what's happening in Palestine and how they "didn't know" and then don't educate themselves ?? or just move on? do they know that there are literal countries that don't recognize Israel as a country?? like on the Pakistani passport, it fucking says that it is invalid in Israel. and that shit was done in the fucking 50s. I was like 10 or 11 when I learned about Palestine cut I saw a headline with a picture of a child's head covered in blood after an airstrike in Gaza (which is a whole another story about how violence against minorities is displayed like its nothing) and my aunt had to explain to me 'oh so basically they're targeting muslims to clear them out' ik its more complicated than that but that memory still haunts me. I remember wondering why they would attack muslims like me. and since Islam preaches brotherhood, I took it so fucking personally. im literally turning 17 this year and I still remember that picture. and the worst part that its not just Palestine. every fucking world event is ignored by America cuz its not happening there and lets be honest every one of those events can be traced back to them. the amount of times I've heard Canada being called a 'nice country' makes me wanna bash my head. I've literally have seen people shocked when they learn that *gasp* racism exists here. who knew!! (note the sarcasm) they'll never understand and fuck ill never understand what its like fearing for my life that. but if 10 year old me can see that picture and sat through listening to what is happening to my people and that child in the picture who was my age had to die because of someone else's hatred then you can sit through a video learning what's happening with cutesy animation.

so any who that's just my rant. im just real tired of screaming and not being heard only for others being shocked at what's happening.

ur valid in this.

i also learned about Palestine at 11 but that was through school, it didn’t matter what our governments or educational systems wanted, a lot of my peers were socially aware about global events because we discussed them at skl.

in that realm, the past few american governments have supported zionists so i don’t think it’s likely that much awareness of Palestine was going to be established in american society.

[mochuelovelli]

ASOUE AU? ASOUE AU. Pt 1 (Characters)

Okay so I just posted a little doodle I did for an A Series of Unfortunate Events AU that I had been thinking about ever since I realized that Esmé was obviously Magica's VA (which was 3 days ago so oop). I don't have all the characters figured out right now (mostly bc quite frankly there aren't really enough adults that act so... neglectful towards the kids in ducktales). I'll list the ones I am pretty concrete on VS the ones I'm unsure or ones that I "reimagined" due to not everyone fitting perfectly in this world.

Characters that are Definite:

Glomgold as Count Olaf: Think about it, horrible actor/cosplayer (yes thats what he is). Both obsessed about riches, revenge and are generally incompetent. Really, Olaf is much more wicked in the ASOUE series imo (bc even tho Glomgold wants to kill Scrooge and steal his money. This anger only extends his wards if he wishes to use them against Scrooge and is less keen on the murdering of kids. Notice I said LESS). Not 100% if I want him to be as...well explicit as Olaf can be at times. Especially his characterization in the Bad Beginning if you know what I mean (pst it's child marriage)

Magicia DeSpell as Esmé Squalor: Like I said, this is a no brainer. She has the stage performance of Magicia with a bit of Mark Beaks Mom (forget her name) mixed in. Probably would downplay her love for fashion and replace it with an obsession with the occult. I would also not have her be obsessed with Glomgold, its more in character for Glomgold to be obsessed with her anyhow. It is also possible bc I tend to believe she is a more compelling villian in canon that she might take the place of Glomgold on the Island in "The End". But I also plan for Scrooges Number One Dime to replace the Sugar bowl so, maybe not.

Doofus Drake as Calmanita Splats: Duh, spoiled brat who is very creepy and probably has parents that want them dead? Instead of wanting to sing all the time he mainly wants to wreak things/people. He still definitely dresses up tho into a hodgepodge of things. It always changes and Glomgold is always annoyed by this but he likes him more than Magicia. She definitely wants him dead just like Olaf in the series (she really hates kids).

Duckworth as Larry your waiter: Yeah not much competition for this role. It was either him or Launchpad. Duckworth is too perfect for this role and he honestly will play a better spy than canon Larry. If I ever write it out a lot of the "fight scenes" and anime-esque "explaining how I fooled you" dialogue will definitely be reworked but still present. I will however not keep out the main theme of neglect or ignorance with the adults, they will still fail in that regard as always but will just not literally stand there and tell Olaf "We finally caught you, now let me explain why we are so smart oh no you set something on fire again". I mean...maybe for a Mr. Poe but not the VFD. Or...SHUSH I should say but more on that later (or in another post who knows?)

Scrooge McDuck as Lemony Snicket (sorta): Okay so OBVIOUSLY we can't have our "Lemony" have the hots for the McDuck siblings mom (yes another thing I must explain oh boy). Scrooge will still be gilted in love by, of course Goldie though I am still not 100% if she should play part of the the role of Kit Snicket (again NOT related to Scrooge) or should she be someone else entirely. Scrooge is basically the reason everything is happening in this AU just like the canon Lemony but writes sad letters to Donald and Della as well as Goldie. As you might of well guessed, Scrooge's Fortune is also the riches the McDuck's have.

Fethry Duck as Dr. Monty: Of course a snake lover will become a marine lover in this AU! Also of COURSE Mitzy will play the roles of the incredibly deadly viper AND the great unknown! Fethry and Dr. Monty not being mentioned by their family but also too enthralled with their studies to care all that much (but seriously thats fucked up ducktales). Totally made for this role. As far as setting goes this will be where the siblings will be underwater first but since the series already has plently of aquatic locals I will probably swap out the Lake Lacamose story with Peru or the Galapagos. Speaking of...

Ms. Quackfaster as Aunt Josephine: For narrative purposes it would make sense that Ms. Quackfaster would lose her edge as a brave and bold woman. For what exact reason I am still trying to figure out. Not sure if I still want to keep the "Ike" storyline, maybe she just got really spooked by FOWL. Maybe some creature from the Galapagos ate her leg or something.

Ma Beagle as Dr. Orwell: This particular role was sort of hard for me to cast due to the fact that Dr. Orwell is older and romantically involved with Olaf (at least its sorta there). I really didn't want to give this role to Owlson bc other than she isn't a bad person, she is also way too young. Ma Beagle already has a similar motivation im canon to want to reclaim Duckburg as Beagleburg so the Terrible Mills plot to frame the B for causing a fire in order to have control over the mill is very in line with Ma. I originally wanted the Beagle Boys be working in the Mill but since I am changing the setting to Egypt, I decided to use the people stuck in the pyrimid (idk what they are actually called) and will either use Amulet, Launchpad or Dijin as Cookie

Characters that are Mixed with others:

Huey Duck as the Narrative Role of Violet B.: I mostly imagined(?) the kid characters in a approximation of set characters from the books/series. For this reason, Huey plays the ROLE of Violet Baudelaire so that he can take the "inventor" occupation. I went back and forth on finding who would have Violet's quirk of using an object to help her think. My mind originally went to Webby since she has a bow and I wanted Huey's obsession with the Incomplete History of Secret Organizations to take the place of his JWG. However I reworked it so that Huey's JWG would act as Violet's ribbon with him having to flip through his beat up (and slightly burnt) journal to find a quick solution or just to calm his nerves. Something that applies to all the triplets and twins is that their last names are changed to "McDuck" mostly bc it sounds better that they are later called the "McDuck Murders" instead of the "Duck Murders" as well as Scrooges edited role in the kids lives. He has a mix of Klaus' social awkwardness and habit of talking at length about his special interests to whoever will listen. Huey is also the one who gets hypnotized in the Miserable Mill ep.

Louie Duck as the Narrative Role of Sunny B.: Pretty sure I swapped Louie and Webby for this role in my first post but whatever. I wanted to confusingly change Klaus' role into a "Charmer" or "smooth talker" (obviously still a work in progress) since I felt that Huey in DuckTales canon was always well researched as well a good mechanic and having two characters who pretty much fit the same role was... redundant. I also wanted to really make Webby's Sunny much more inline with her notorious/abnormal fighting abilities. However, I realized that instead of changing Klaus' role I should just change Sunny's characterization since I would have to rework it anyways since she was a baby. I also got the idea from recently rewatching the series and saw Sunny basically trick her way out of being trapped with the Hook handed man (i.e. Fernald). I will instead make Louie's role as what he functionally is in DuckTales (the guy who can talk his way out of anything). He would probably also say his occupation is "Defense Attorney" or something along those lines. He is also the one who gets captured the most but not by much. However while he still has Sunny's sarcasm, he also has Klaus' inherit skeptism and distrust of adults.

Webby Vanderquack as the Narrative Role of Klaus B.: Like I said in Louie's segment, Webby is changed to Klaus or more accurately the "Researcher" of the group. She is often the one who stays up late, researching ways to get out of Glomgold's schemes. Unlike Klaus though, she has more of the optimism of Violet but might not put as much belief into all authority as Huey might. She still has role models that she looks up to but isn't against bending the rules. She also unfortunately takes Violet's role of becoming "Olaf's bride" in the Bad Beginning. In the story she has always lived with the McDucks but didn't take their name and still had Mrs. B (until she was around 10, she was 12ish when the fire happened). However, she is still in the McDuck Will and therefore Glomgold hatches a plan to use her to get the fortune. She also tricks him by signing her name "Vanderduck" or "McDuck" instead of Vanderquack to make the marriage null in void. She is also a mix of Sunny since she is generally the most physically capable out of the children.

Dewey Duck as the Narrative Role as Quigley Quagmire: Okay honestly after a rewatch, I don't exactly know what makes Duncan and Quigley that different from each other. I'm pretty sure Duncan is the Klaus of his siblings but whatever. Dewey mostly just 1/2 of the reveal that two people survived the fire during the Carnival segment (which is changed to an underground wrestling theme for reasons to be explained). I am fairly certain that during the last part of the Village of Fowl Devotees I want Dewey be the one left behind with Webby and Lena that way we can have more time spent with him and Weblena/ Magicia v Lena drama. Dewey's occupation would be "Comedian/Host/Actor" . He also is the one the adults ignore during the first half and will be the subject of Triplet/only child jokes that the Quagmires face.

Gosalyn Mallard as the Narrative Role of Duncan Quagmire: Okay so like, no she isn't related or adopted by the Quagmires

Lena Saberwing as the Narrative Role of Isadora Quagmire: c'mon both these kids like poetry. Literally I can think of no other DuckTales kid that likes that (other than Webby but that was more of her liking Lena's stuff). She will still have her background as Magica's niece and might take some of the role of Fernald where he gets redeemed by betraying Olaf/saving Sunny. I am unsure by what extent though as she isn't going to be a henchperson of Glomgold or Magica. It might be that she is uses morally questionable ways to get what she wants/needs. Maybe she is "good" but has to commit a terrible act similar to how the Baudelaires have to burn down the carnival.

Characters that I am uncertain about or straight up don't have someone in that role:

Violet Saberwing as the Narrative Role of Fiona Widdershins: Like Fiona, Violet was also originally distrusted by a part of the cast (in this AU, it probably be Webby and/or Louie as Huey catches feelings lol). She is also obsessed with the occult not fungus and has to save probably Louie from losing his soul or something (wip). Violet more than any of the main cast of kids will probably act more like her canon self since she is naturally straight forward and booksmart. She probably gets forced to stay with Glomgold until her and Lena can escape again. Also since I didn't want it to be another underwater local and wanted it to relate to DuckTales17 a bit more closely I thought it be better if they were in the sky. Maybe Violet got the Sun chaser or maybe even the Spear of Selene. Maybe instead of going to look for their dads (since they are dead oof) they come back at The End to tell the McDuck Siblings et all that they might of found something...or someone important.

Boyd as the Narrative Role of Friday: This is definitely more of a stretch as really he is only Friday because in role only because I want him at the Island at The End so that he can save the siblings from whatever organic incident happens since he is still an android. I previously thought he could also fit the role of Fernald since he could go through a redemption arc easier due to him sorta going through one in the show. Its not out of the realm of possibility that Glomgold could have reprogrammed him to obey him (he might still do something similar I haven't figured it out 100%).

Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera as the narrative role of Hector: He probably won't faint as much as Hector but he will have to be pushed by the kids to be confident in himself during the Vile Village (which will probably change to a Capital city since I plan to rework FOWL into this). Maybe its similar to a military academy which makes having a set of rules make sense. Its also possible that Fenton escapes with some of the kids in the Sunchaser by the end of this.

Steelbeak as the Narrative Role of Fernald Widdershins: I mainly chose him because Steelbeak and Hookhanded man both most clearly are shown to be sympathic antagonists. They are still functionally villians, much more so than any of the children like Boyd or Lena who, yeah, have done bad things but in one case wasn't given the freewill to decide for himself or was but when she decided to stand up for herself she was literally tortured and had her freedom taken away (more so than in the beginning since. Steelbeak would, like Fernald, be making a choice as an adult man to be apart of a mad man's troop and was harden enough to commit murder if it meant he could impress his boss. But because he is not related to (by blood or otherwise) any protagonist I struggle to know where to put him. I might still have him defect during the end of what would have been the Grim Grotto ep and comes back with the Saberwings at The End. Maybe he brings Gosalyn back after finding her at some point, maybe he dies somewhere towards The End. Not sure.

Gladstone/Ghost of Christmas Past/News Reporter Lady as the Narrative Role of Mr. Poe/Mr. Poes Wife: wow this one is really confusing. My reasoning behind these picks is because The News lady would be a great pick for Mr. Poe's wife or at least a substitute as she has similar motivations in DT17. The biggest set back for her tho is that she has no reason to be on the Baudelaire case (or McDuck case anyways). Ghost of Christmas past is a bit of a stretch since why the fuck would he be in charge of making sure the kids had guardians? I mainly want him just bc of his motivation (or lack thereof) to do his job and being incompetent at it. Gladstone while making some sense that he also would be uncaring about where the kids go is also a stretch given he is a relative and he while he might not care 100% about their whereabouts he wouldn't lose them like Mr. Poe would simply bc he is so damn Lucky. Its possible to work that against him, maybe in a scenerios like where he drops off the kids but gets whisked away because some rando gifts him a boat. Still unsure.

Mrs. Beakley as either the Narrative Role of Jaclyn S (Mr. Poes Secretary/VFD spy)., Olivia C. (Librarian): I want Mrs. B to have a role which fits her being experienced and competent but also met a tragic demise. I might mix the experience of JS with the fate of OC. Poor Webby.

Justice Strauss as ???: I'll be honest, I am stumped with this one. This is a very important role to fill and I can't quite find an adult character that fits the bill of Justice Strauss. Mrs. B is too smart, Launchpad studying law while ridiculous, is something inline with the show but he doesn't have a DT17 motivation similar enough to Strauss where he's desires can be exploited nor has he really want kids in the same sense as Strauss. Drake Mallard is close since he is an actor but having him work with law is a bit of a stretch, I also think that making him somewhat bumbling is an insult to his character but Strauss is tragic since she WANTS to very much be the Baudelaires guardian but fails so much. Maybe in a safer world she could have been, maybe if they were luckier. She loves them so much, but they run away where she can't find them to at least try to be there for them and is left heart broken by the end. Whoever becomes JS is in for a world of hurt and I'm sorry. Goofy could also be a replacement, maybe Max died for more angst 😬.

Goldie or Daisy as the narrative role of Kit Snicket: This kinda gets really fanfic-y as neither of these characters really fit nicely into this role. Goldie definitely has the skill of Kit and her disregard for the rules but the pregnancy thing is... something. Not entirely sure if I actually want her to be pregnant but I also want a Beatrice II type character (of course she would be named Della II) but again very fanfic-y. Daisy I am more comfortable being the one who gets pregnant, she might take Olivias role as the new VFD recruit instead of Kits more seasoned one. All I know is that if either or both outcomes exist they will die also a Dewey Deanumont(?) Character wouldn't be the father it would of course be Donald or Scrooge depending who gets pregnant.

Jacques Snicket as ???: Another mystery for me. Functionally? Maybe Manny could play this role or even Launchpad (he really is just my go to for any character idk about huh?) Whoever it is will die but wont have a romance with the Olivia character(s). Maybe its Goofy lmao.

This is quite long enough, let me know if y'all got any more ideas. I'll edit this when I can since I am tired of writing. Please comment or reblog for suggestions and the like thx u. And please...Look Away while you still can.

[wonderlustlucas]

15 questions tag !!

1. are you named after anyone?

i mean if we’re talking family... no lol. i was going to be named abigail but then my mom saw ‘juliet’ in a magazine the day i was born & decided she liked that! :D

2. when was the last time you cried?

hm honestly it’s been awhile considering how great my mental health has been during quarantine. so i’m gonna say a few weeks ago when i was watching outlander?

3. do you have kids?

no but i wish i did😔 i gotta get thru college first tho so my cat will have to be my child until then

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

yes... it’s really bad like its my only personality trait & i’ve lost many friends because of it oops

5. what’s the first thing you notice about a person?

ummm to be completely honest probably their teeth. love me some nice straight teeth yeah baby

6. what’s your eye color?

vvv dark brown almost black👁👄👁

7. scary movie or happy ending?

uhm i’m not a huge horror person so definitely happy ending i need that shit to survive😌

8. any special talents?

i can cross & snap my toes? also if we mean literal talents i’d say i’m a pretty okay writer and artist😌 & i’m very good at sleeping & doing absolutely nothing so that’s cool

9. where were you born?

new jersey. i’ve been here me whole life😤

10. what are your hobbies?

hmmm minecraft, sims 4, WATCHING people play minecraft on youtube, writing, drawing, staying up til dawn. idk i don’t really have an exciting life so uhhh

11. do you have any pets?

yes my cat abigail & my dog ella🥰

12. what sports do you play?

i used to play baseball, softball, soccer, gymnastics, track nd field, & volleyball but i eventually stopped playing them all & quit volleyball last year😔

13. how tall are you?

i’m a lil over 5’5 so like... 167 cm ish

14. favorite subject in school?

usually any science im taking but this year history!! i love my teacher & also history is c00l

15. what’s your dream job?

🤯🤯🤯 i honestly have no idea at this point i really love science & could see myself being some sort of doctor or immunologist but i also really love animals so maybe a veterinarian or zoologist... i have no clue i wish i could just be a writer but also film for like national geographic or something lmao

tagged by @minheesgf (shh yes ik you did this ages ago :p)

tagging @chuulandie @wayviies @silverdagger865 @megustacat @writingsfromtheseaside @pinktea99 @rainysung & anyone else who wants to do this ;)

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when u get this u have to answer with 5 things u like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (Ik you already posted, but still :)

Hahaha nice ok i got more.

1. Im easily swayed when it comes to animals. Prime example, yester my bf was like "Hey we should raise quails after we hatch the ducks and geese." And im already getting everything together to have quail because FUN! And i love animals, i may end up on a animal hoarder episode please stop me if you thi k im getting to that point.

2. Loyalty, im loyal af but if you prove your not worth it and abuse my loyalty i then put you in the "walking obituary" section where your dead to me until you're a real obituary. Theres three people currently on that list. My brother is one of them.

3. My collective taste in music, it ranges from classical to Metallica with everything in between. I have a genre for every mood and i love that pretty much anything can come on and i like it. I love music so much

4. Where i am in life. After going through an incredibly abusive relationship, realizing it turned me toxic. I had to strip and rebuild myself in the wake of watching my father die from cancer. It gave me an appreciation of who i wanted to be to really strive and fight for it. Im thankful for that experience even though its the hardest thing i have had to do.

5. How much ive worked on holding back inappropriate comments (sarcasm, badly timed jokes, telling people off mostly). Its hard, so hard, especially with a certain coworker to.

[kjiaein]

15 questions tag!!

i was tagged by @nyoungmins !! aka my bb !! my lov !!! i lov u bunches mwah (ik u can’t stand when i’m cheesy oops)

1. are you named after anyone?

i am!! my mom said she named me after her grandma and used 2 names (which form my first and middle names) from our ancestors who first came to america!! there’s also a whole bunch of other ppl in our family with the name lmao 

2. when was the last time you cried?

uhhhh i think like 2 weeks ago?? i don’t cry that often bc i’m not open with my emotions which ik is a problem

3. do you have any kids?

hahaha no i am Babie at it’s finest 

4. do you use sarcasm a lot?

it makes up a part of my personality Please.

5. eye color?

rlly light blue but i have some specs of green too!! the shade actually changes with my mood sometimes? 

6. scary movie or happy ending?

i am terrified of all things scary so happy ending pls

7. special talents?

uhhh i can do makeup pretty well?? i remember other languages well?? (even if i can’t speak them well oop)

8. where were you born?

in a suburban hospital in denver yikes

9. do you have any hobbies?

uhhh i always say i have no hobbies bc i am a literal workaholic :) but i like to dance!! ooh and i learned how to crochet over the summer (but forgot to bring my stuff with me here rip), and i love to make study guides!!! (i’m a Nerd)

10. do you have any pets?

back at my house (i’m at uni) we have a dog!! my baby girl!! my angel!!!

11. what sports have/do you play?

uhhh none now bc my body is like oops ur injured sorry, but i played soccer growing up and i know basic cheer techniques from high school tryouts lmao i failed there

12. how tall are you?

5′3 3/4″ i get the most out of my height :) tho my government ids say i’m 5′4 oop

13. favorite subjects in school?

oooh i didn’t have a favorite but i loved my medical and photography classes!! and history

14. dream job?

yo i want to be a doctor for dancers and performers!! maybe if i won’t fail at life huh 

im tagging these angels :( @yiffxing @peachoneysuckle @2vxq @cutesunggyu uhh i had more but by the end of this i forgot yikes n e way!! u don’t have to do this if you don’t want to!!

[biorythm]

15 questions and 15 mutuals 💌

tagged by: @soyacafe thank u!! ik this is kinda late but ilysm !!

1. are you named after someone?

im nottt lmfao my parents were like uh we looked in a name book n just chose one 😶

2. last time you cried?

months ago.. i rarely cry

3. any kids?

nope

4. do you use sarcasm?

a lot

5. first thing you notice about a person?

their hair 

6. what’s your eye colour?

brown

7. scary movies or happy endings? 

happy endings!! 💌

8. special talents?

i guess i can sing but idk... stage fright :(

9. birthplace?

usa

10. hobbies?

fuckin around on ps, finding new music & singing (in the shower)

11. do you/have you ever played any sports?

i’m a badminton girl!!

12. pets?

never had

13. height?

5’4

14. favourite subject in school?

astronomy

15. dream job?

honestly the dream is to just sing all the time but theres the small little stage fright problem kJSDKFJ

tagging: @r1nas , @haofficial , @caratual , @loonaz , @lovbot , @ilyhao , @seokmins , @lunagf , @haocore , @yuta127 , @chenlev , @ljhz , @sailormoonz , @geminigf 

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i am done making memes for a grade in a college course so i will now answer these questions sent by the lovely @mistwood

i think most ppl would think to tag have been already so Answer Them...... but i will also tag @uglyfruit if u want :)

1. are you named after anyone? - my first name was my great grandmother’s and my middle name is a combination of my mom and her sister’s middle names (ann) and her other sister’s middle name (leigh) (leighann :p)! not sure why my grandma decided to give two of her daughters the same middle name. also unsure as to why i still havent contacted the registrar at my college to explain that my middle name is not Lieghann

2. when was the last time you cried? - i was on the phone w one of my friends that i met on kpop twt like 7 yrs ago and she mentioned how quickly after the rest of shinee comes back frm the military that taemin has to enlist and i started crying JKSDGSHLFGJF

3. do you have kids? - no :p

4. do you use sarcasm a lot? - much less than i used to bc im not as huge of a dick but like. if we are friends and ik u will know i am kidding Especially if we are in person and u can see my face. yes i do

5. what’s the first thing you notice about people? - i never know how to answer this question omg. um. like. mouth

6. what’s your eye color? - green :)

7. scary movie or happy ending? - happy of course i love happiness but i am a Horror Fan still

8. any special talents? - i can bend my left elbow in the opposite direction its supposed to go and cant even feel it <3

9. where were you born? - suburb of st louis :p and i still live there when im not at school

10. what are your hobbies? - i write and draw and roll around on my exercise ball and watch tv and play cat game on the iPhone

11. do you have any pets? - my sister has a dog thats almost 2 yrs old but he pissed in my lap on purpose last time i saw him so im not claiming him as family anymore

12. what sports do you play / have you played? - i played soccer when i was 6 or 7 and went to one game where i stood off to the side w my best oldest friend who was on the other team and we talked thru the whole thing which is still one of the funniest things ive ever done in my life. also i did tap and ballet for a couple years before that

13. how tall are you? - 5′4ish [baby emoji]

14. favorite subject in school? - english -______________- unfortunately it continues. also linguistics is the best but u dont formally do that in k12

15. dream job? - none <3 but i would like to work on fictional writing/script writing be that w my own work or editing other ppls stuff bc i am obsessed w authentic dialogue >:) almost anything that makes a regular ass person talk like a poet out of character bc the author wants 2 flex as a Writer i pop a blood vessel

[yggdraunion-moved-blog]

Tag game!!! Thanks @payuappa ^^

1. Are you named after anyone??

Nope! There have been a bit of Yazawa jokes but. I really just like it... My birth name is also just a me thing ^^

2. When was the last time you cried?

Idk when the last big cry was?? I think it might have been last year in math class (thats actually. a good memory now huh). if just tearing up a little counts then yesterday... head hurty

3. Do you have/want kids?

Dont particularly want m but im open to the idea! its something id have to think abt more

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

im tsundere so yes... ✊😔 i say "its not bc i LIKE you or anything" at least weekly

5. What's the first thing you notice abt ppl

Physical appearance??? Hair i think

6. What's your eye color?

Dark brown :3

7. Scary movie or happy ending?both r good!!! i watch more horror but it just depends on how things r executed

8. Any special talents?

UH if you gimme a song and some time i might be able to convert it to a shitty singable ye olde english version. no iambic pentameter tho

9. Where were you born?The Philippines ^^ 🇵🇭

10. What are your hobbies?

Im always just reading/drawing/thinkin abt my friends! video games too but... mostly i just like the reading part of em since my computer is too bad to play anything heavy ^^;

11. Do you have any pets?

no but i kinda feel like the cats at school count?? its a community project for us to take care of all the neighborhood cats... i love them sm

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

Technically I know how to play volleyball but. No upper arm strength so none of my serves make it... Ik how to play basketball but im rll bad at it. I can swim too, also badly!

13. How tall are you?

About 169 cm! Maybe a little less? All i know is im shorter than the school pool

14. Favorite subject at school?

Oh I love english lit i just go ham on it15. Dream job

IDK yet!! but i think i wanna. make video games...

I get nervous abt tagging ppl but UH @izelycanroc @thequietsylveon @sprytfrysker @abyssofprocrastination do this if u want... i wont tag anyone else but if any of my mutuals wanna do this then u can say i tagged u ^^

[whslaugh]

I was tagged by @myleejooheon to do the 2 for 1 tag. Thank u for tagging me babyyy💕💕

1ST TAG

1. Are you named after anyone? Yes! I'm named after my grandmother

2.When was the last time you cried? It was a few hours ago because of monsta x (ofc)

3.Do you have kids? Nope, my age is definitely not the right one to be a parent

4.Do you use sarcasm a lot? All the time!! *Quoting stiles stilinski* "Sarcasm is my only defence".

5.What's the first thing you notice in a person? It depends but mostly their eyes or their smile

6.What's your eye color? My eye color is kinda weird but I actually like it. It's mainly brown but inside it has a lot of green and when my eyes meet with water or sunlight (or when I'm crying) they become green

7.Scary movie or happy ending? I don't mind scary movies but I'm a sucker for happy endings

8.Any special talents? I don't really have any special talent but I can move my pinky really weirdly so that's that haha

9.Where were you born? I was born in Greece

10.What are your hobbies? Hmm I love watching movies and tv series, reading books, listening to music, drawing, playing board games, solving math problems (ik I'm weird) and of course hanging out with my friends

11.Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a cat and a canary (type of bird)

12.What sports do you play? I'm not really a sports person but I play volleyball sometimes

13.How tall are you? Im 1.63 cm or 5.3 ft (I'm not sure if the conversion is correct )

14.Favorite subject in school? Math, art and physics

15.Dream job? I would love to be a kindergarten teacher or a pediatrician because I really love children:)

2ND TAG

1.How did you meet your newest friend? through this platform, tumblr

2.Xbox or Playstation? PlayStation for me

3.What Kpop group do u bias the most? Monsta X (wow what a surprise)

4.Who is your ultimate Kpop bias ? Sir Lee Hoseok aka Wonho (another shock)

5.Do you like your name? Well my name is really common where I live so I don't absolutely love it but I don't hate it either

6.Do you like to draw? Yes, I really love drawing, although I could use some improvement

7.Whats your age? Almost 16 so quite young I would say

8.What do you identify as and what are your pronouns? I identify as a female and my pronouns are she/her

9.Whats your sexuality? I'm straight

10.What is current mood? Hmm bored and dissapointed in myself because I should be studying rn

I'm tagging: @sangdoldol , @babeminhyuk , @lunarkihyun , @monsta-x-texts , @sherlockedwarlock (and everyone else that wants to do this)

[stray-but-okay]

15 Question Tag

@darling-hipster tagged me in this, thanks cutie I haven’t done this one yet! (Omg you’re Australian that’s so cool!) 

1. Are you named after anyone? Nah but my dad wanted my name to start with a B cuz his did lol

2. When was the last time you cried? Lol I cry everyday on the inside, but a couple nights ago (the rose comeback) I cried before it cuz some stuff happened and my friend wasn’t being to considerate towards me and then I cried when I heard the song cuz it hits me in the feelz

3. Do you have kids? Nope, I’d like 2 though in the future if I get lucky enough 

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I only talk in sarcasm

5. What is the first thing that you notice about people? Their tone in voice, it doesn’t have to be high pitched or anything but you can always tell when someone is welcoming by how they speak to you, even when they’re shy there’s a difference between I want to speak to you but I can’t, and I hate talking to human beings lmao. Also the way they laugh, laughter is such a beautiful sound.

6. What’s your eye colour? dark dark brown, almost black

7. Scary movie or happy ending? Fun fact: I will not watch a movie unless it has a happy ending, my heart can’t take it (ik im weak lol)

8. Any special talents? I scream REALLY loud when I sing in the car

9. Where were you born? Berlin

10. What are your hobbies? Reading, editing stuff on here, music, writing, yeahhhhh

11. Do you have any pets? I freaking wish, gimme a zoo

12. How tall are you? 164cm/5′4

13. What sports do you play/have played? Nothing professionally but I played soccer and volleyball for fun, as well as swimming (I don’t like competitions lol)

14. Favourite subject in school? Math and English XD Usually they don’t go together

15. Dream job? I’m studying to be a lawyer so that’d be nice, but honestly all I want is to own my own bakery/coffee shop and I’d be the happiest person

Fun fun fun, I tag

@leeminiminho @jisungsings @foxy-jeongin @seungmeanz @tori-yaaaaaaa @heroname-villain (lets give your other blog some love lol) @miatsubaki23 @bangtans-son-yeontan @spiceyminho @joshpup and yeahhh, felt like tagging a few haha. Do if you wish