#ilysm are you kidding

[greg-montgomery]

The universe deciding to gift me with a Hotch/Greg energy post !! so I'm back like that ugly in a cute way stray cat you regret petting that one time who won't stop showing up at your door:

I'm such a sucker for duos where one is frustratingly oblivious and/or the other is terrible at flirting.

(@ravensmadreads)

the universe supports our obsession 😌

okay OMG i’m just thinking that you would be the blue text when it comes to you and aaron but greg would be the blue text when it comes to you and greg 😭 like idk it makes sense like this in my head????

when it’s you and aaron, it’s him who’s oblivious! because who would ever love a sad, traumatized old man?? (yeah he’s an idiot for thinking like that about himself but we love him ☹️) he just doesn’t even think it’s a possibility that you’d be into him. so you have to get like super obvious for him to get the message 😭😭 you’ll literally be like “so when are you gonna take me out 😌🥰” and he’ll be like “didn’t we go out for drinks with the team after our last case?” and you’re like “…i mean just us” and aaron is like “why just us 😳 do you have an issue with the rest of the team?” he’s so smart i promise, just not with you ❤️

at some point you just get too obvious for him not to get it so the realization suddenly hits him! he’s standing in front of the mirror getting ready in the morning and a text from your last night’s conversation comes to mind and he freezes 🧍🏻bc wait a minute…does his crush actually like him back???? so he decides to straight up ask you if you’re flirting with him and you’re so tired 😭 bc “yes, aaron, i am trying, but you’re making it really fucking hard so most of the time i have no clue what i’m doing”

he’ll probably just get into his car and drive straight to your house after that response 🤭

now with greg!! he’s such a mess around you!! bc he thinks you’re soooooo pretty and it’s making him nervous!! so he doesn’t know how to flirt 😭😭 he makes a few compliments and tries to drop ideas for dates but you’re just your same oblivious self every time like “ahh thank you, greg 🥰” or “oh i love this movie too! but who are you going to take to the movies with you :(“ and he’s like “i’m trying to take you. please say yes i wanna cry” so this time you’re the one who suddenly realizes that greg has been in love with you the whole time 😭😭 and you’re like “me??? 🫢” and he just sighs “yes, y/n, i’ve been in love with you for a year now. at this point let’s just skip the movies and go get married as our first date”

[hayaku14]

shinichi matching his fit with kid cos kid never gets new outfit colors

[shanicetjn]

Honka Bonka Wonkas

Willy Wonka is Ace and has purple eyes- Sorry, I don't make the rules. 💜

Completed - 22 February 2024

[uhohdad]

Would Rubrice actually get in trouble if someone found out they had a one night stand?

(I'm sorry if talking about them is getting annoying, but i love them so much 😔💔)

pls don’t ever apologize i hope y’all know everytime i get an ask my heart leaps over the moon before it lands back in my body and pumps the stars through my veins. y’all will never annoy dad. also i love them sm too in fact I owe that anon so much i’m so glad they put me on this 😭 <3 <3

Yes & no. Ruby’s exaggerates, but it is certainly frowned upon. I don’t think anyone cares enough to actually reprimand the mentors/escorts for sleeping around, so long as it doesn’t interfere with duties. Kind of like office rules. On paper it’s not allowed, but it’s more like - don’t ask don’t tell, y’know?

But Ruby would not be able to handle the gossip or smug stares from her peers if they found out. She is a professional! She’s got a reputation to uphold! Oh, it would just be the talk of the Capitol.

She’s got a hot blush on her cheeks for dayyys after, and she can’t even look John in the eye.

John’s not making it easy on her, either. Teasing her at every opportunity so he can watch her stutter through exceptionally high-pitched objections. Getting a rouse out of her is one of his favorite time-passers.

Price will even try to fluster her with low spun dirty talk and lingering touches, reveling in the way she squeals and practically runs from him.

He’ll laugh, a rarity - a hearty, genuine laugh from deep in his gut as he watches her clear the room, grumbling unhappily all of the way.

(Ruby loves it, but she could never admit it. Instead she’ll lock herself in her room and ride her fingers to the tune of Price’s vulgar tongue and brute manhandling, stifling her noisy moans and squeaks).

[sunnishine]

아니 (Any) felix for my dearest @babycatlix

[miyamoratsumuu]

non chalantly accidently drops this in ur inbox

I'm absolutely not nonchalant about this ahahahshjajakzbajaba

OH MY GODDJWBDJBAHABAJSBQ???!?@[×&>-^×> SAKU WHAT THE FUCJCDBSKA I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE BC I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT WAS MY NAME IN THERE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A RANDOM FANART BUT OHHHH MYYYYDHWHXJWNKZ

AND IS THAT AN F ON THE LEFT OF HIS JORTS??? AAAAAAAGHHH SAKUUUU ☹️ I LOVE YOUUU SO MUCHHHH

I'M CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP /pos STOPPPSJSJWN SAKU I LOVE THIS SM AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH:( HOW COULD I EVER REPAY YOU FOR THIS????

I CAN'T SHUT UP I'M LITERALLY BEING SO NOISY RIGHT NOWWJSBQNANKA HE LOOKS SO GOODDFJSBDJA YOUR ART STYLE'S SO CUTEEEUDHEJS I'M TEARING UP RN NO JOKE AAAAAAGH 😞😞 I WANNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST MOST INTENTIONAL SMOOCH RN

SHITDJHS I JUST NOTICED THE F ON HIS NECKLACE TOOOOO ☹️ AND THAT ACTUALLY IS AN F ON HIS SHORTS RIGHT??? or am I starting to hallucinate omg I feel lightheaded

HOW COULD YOU JUST RANDOMLY DROP THIS BOMB ON ME AT 5 IN THE AFTERNOON????? THANK YOUUUU SM FOR THISSSS<3 :( I genuinely hope, pray, and wish that you live the best life ever oh my gosh ilysm you deserve it

[enluv]

THIS han jisung is everything to me and I need him right now

[linocvp1d]

Just some thoughts

Agdjrhhehshd I can't stop thinking about prince hyunjin x reader but it's a Cinderella inspired storyyyy🥲 this has been on my mind for weeks and I've tried searching but I've had no luckkk

If anybody know of a story of some sort or has written one please let me know...😞

-🐨

[yangjeongin]

happy birthday to my partner in stayblr crimes @yenasolo 💛

[spookythesillyfella]

WHERE ARE MY RANA LOVERS AT ??? I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE HER !!!

IF WE'RE AT IT ALREADY . HERE ARE MY FAVORITE RANA SONGS !!!!!

"[Rana / Utatane Piko] Creative [Remix]" – Ghost and Pals

"Watashitachi no Katte" – Awa Dobuno

"Ah Hontou Kudaranai" – Awa Dobuno

"Kanjou wa Zaikogire" – Awa Dobuno

[malleleothreesome]

YOUR MALLEUS POST IS JUST!!!!! AGDKFFLSVFL!!!! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES I RE-READ THAT THING BUT IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!!! 😫😭👌🖤💚

I'm so late to this but thank you so much Knight!! 🖤💚🖤💚 I'm so happy you enjoyed Blindfolded Malleus... I was so excited for you to read it, and I'm very happy it lived up to the hype and anticipation!!! Truly, I am so honored and grateful that you would re-read something so long 🥹 it amazes me how supportive you are!! I hope I can continue to write things that you enjoy! One day in the [regretfully] far future I swear to you that I will put out an Idia fic just for you hehehe. I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of things I am excited to write, but I guess that is a wonderful problem to have! I only wish I had more time in the day to write, but alas, such is life. Why the fUCk am I writing so formal right now daiohssadoi;hdSAO not me saying BUT ALAS. SUCH IS LIFE????? It is so.

I'm actually taking a TWELVE DAY vacation from work starting on the 22nd so I might actually do a little request event where people can send me like kink prompts or something. I think that'll be fun!

Okay and FINE I'll do some fluff prompts too for the fluff people but please don't judge my fluff too harshly, I'm still learning!!! For some reason smut just comes naturally dhaDSAHIDDASijdsan I'll start gathering some prompts and we will do a little ask game or something.

📣 By the way FELLOW HONEST THIGH RIDING ANON if you SEE this first of all, ONCE AGAIN: I wish to express my undying devotion to you and your exceptional thought process. I am positively frothing at the mouth over your request and I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE I am finally making good progress and it WILL be out soon. We WILL make him cum in his pants. We WILL make him cry, whimper, and moan.

[catiuskaa]

Kat darling first thing first I need to tell you how much I love your work! Pookie I’m obsessed! No one feeds my delulu the way you do🫰🏻

I got a request for you if you have the time! So its a Lee Know one ( if you feel like it doesn’t really suits the theme you can change the member with a more suitable one cause they’re all so lovable omfg)… so Lee Know is dating the reader and one day he goes to the studio for dance practice and the reader already left home and he didn’t get his “morning/good luck at work” kiss so he is in a mood…. Han notices his bad mood so he texts the reader to ask her whats wrong. Minho sees that Han is talking to her and his mood gets worse since he barely got a hold of her all day. Meanwhile Han and the reader decide to surprise Minho so the reader goes and gets some snacks and drinks for the boys and sneaks into JYP building (helped by Han ofc) and she surprises Minho and he gets clingy and cute and they all laugh and have fun and eat and whatever……

I hope you will have the time to do it and feel free to change whatever you feel like it does suit your style or that you don’t like 🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻

POOKIEE 😭💕💕💕

me reading this like:

TYSM ANONNIE MY LOVE<33 ㅠㅠ

really liked this idea, —and i really, really like minho, lmao—, and its not my best work but i really enjoyed writing it!

here you have it, pookie (sorry it took me quite a bit!)

[archangeldyke-all]

How do I tell my crush that I like her?

this is a tricky question! the first thing you need to do is know that no matter what she says, whether she reciprocates the feelings for you or not, you are going to be okay. if she rejects you, it'll hurt like a bitch, but i promise you, you will be okay. you are not bad, you are not a perv, you are not unattractive or undesirable. queer women face a unique predicament where when we face rejection it feels ten times worse, because it's almost 'proof' that what society says about us (that sapphic attraction is 'perverted' or 'impure' or 'illegitimate') is true. but listen to me: that is not the case. your attraction to women is just as natural as your feelings of hunger or the way you breathe.

telling someone you like them is a big step, but it's ALWAYS a good thing, in my opinion. if they like you back, then you guys can take your relationship farther! but if they don't, you will have your answer, and you will be able to sleep soundly knowing that you aren't pining after someone who doesn't feel the same. sometimes, romantic feelings can put blinders on you, and you'll be unable to see when someone starts treating you poorly or taking advantage of you, and they'll be unable to know that they are taking advantage of you, because they think you're doing it all as a friendship thing! so clearing the air and admitting your feelings is the healthiest thing for both of you in the long run!

okay now to answer your question hahaha so sorry for the rambling: be direct and forward. don't leave room for questions about what kind of attraction you feel towards them. if you want to do it in person, wait until you are alone, but don't explicitly invite them over or out to do it, because depending on the outcome, that'll mean you have to finish a lunch in very awkward silence/with tears in your eyes lmaoooo. just wait until a moment comes up where you two are together and alone, maybe start with a compliment, and then tell them. something like, 'you know, i find you very attractive, and i think i have romantic feelings for you.' keep it simple but blunt. and if they don't feel the same way, just accept it humbly and re-assure them that it's okay! 'i just wanted to tell you, thank you for being as honest with me as i was with you' always works for me :) (and then you can go home and play sad music and cry and begin working through your heartbreak)

if you're a little more shy, text is always a great way to do it too. you can make it a longer message. 'hey i've just been thinking lately about how much you mean to me, how much fun i have with you, how much i enjoy doing XYZ with you and how much i like XYZ about you etc etc... and i think i have a crush on you. i just wanted to let you know because i think you deserve to know that about me before we continue hanging out.' something like that!

also, i want to be clear: just because i talk about rejection a lot in this post doesn't necessarily mean you'll be rejected! i just know that that's a lot of the anxiety that comes with revealing your feelings. but have hope! she could just as easily feel the same, and be waiting for you to say something! one thing that always gives me the courage to tell a girl i like her is the possibility of us being together in the future. before i confess, i always take a moment to imagine all the happiness that could possibly come in our possible future relationship-- and it always gives me the encouragement boost i need to tell her. and-- i've been rejected a few times, but i lived! and i'm incredibly happy now that those girls did reject me, because hindsight is 20/20, and the fact of the matter is that NONE of them would have been good healthy matches for me anyways. it'll work out the way it's meant to work out, and a bit of heartbreak is good for the heart every once in a while! it reminds us we're alive at all, and it makes the love we do have in our lives that much sweeter. but again, she could just as easily be your future wife!

above all, anon, know that you're incredibly brave. admitting a crush is a courageous thing to do, but doing it as a queer person is so incredibly brave and inspiring. there are literally millions of people who never got the chance to admit their feelings to their crushes, because of the time or place they grew up in. so every single time you, or any other queer person takes up that task, you're honoring them and living out loud for them! and you'll be an inspiration for queer kids in times to come! it may not seem like you, one single person, will make that big of a difference, but really and truly every time we live our truths, we make the world incrementally better and more accepting for the queer kids of the future. idk i know that this is incredibly cheesy, but i think it's also true, and it always helps me to remember the big picture because sometimes it's easy to get caught up in your head, and taking a step back can help you remember how great you truly are. <33333

[judiepatootiesbababooboo]

in my hours of need rn.

[beeholyshit]

HI BEE. I HOPE THIS IS OKAY RHEJRHSJD MWA

OMG THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU SO MUCH

I LOVE HOW YOU PUT THE ONES YOU WOULD TRUST TO HOLD YOUR DRINK I NEEDED TO.

[dengswei]

if i was the act that had to perform after blitzers on bgt i would've just gone home how do you go on after that