#im acc dead rn

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

It's good for the skin when I cry <3

[ternterntern0]

i might not finish it but here is the boy again!!

[toastsnaffler]

i got a humble bundle like 2 years ago bc there were 2 specific games i wanted from it + it was cheaper than buying either of them individually + I didn't even LOOK at the other stuff in it but now every couple of months someone will mention a game that sounds cool as hell and I'll search it up on steam and discover I already own it. gift that keeps on giving for reaaal

[despairinthedeqarture]

he makes me giggle x

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake i lov u!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now com snugle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aayakashii]

I'm going through the Sinostra chapter right now and I can't stop making theories omg there might be spoilers below so be careful, although I'm just enumerating my questions tbh lol

According to one of Taiga's home screen dialogs, there might be some sort of time loop happening which he's KINDA aware of? Or maybe just aware when triggered somehow.

He said "long time no see! You decide to ditch this future too? Sorry I'm not dead yet" which is INCREDIBLY ooc as to how he behaves during the story which leads me to

His extreme memory loss, which apparently lasts less than 24 hours. Why is that? Did he go through so many time loops that it started affecting his memory? There was one small moment in which he remembered Ritsu because he saw the MC face though...

The Clash. What the fuck was it

What's Taiga relationship to Haru? Haru sounds eerily nonchalant regarding Taiga even though the man keeps on threatening Peekaboo. And aftewards, Rui briefly mentions that Taiga has a "destroying what others hold dear" schtick, which leads me to believe that Taiga is seeking revenge for losing something important maybe???? Is the fanfic brainrot too big rn

WHY DOES HE HATE LIKE DOVES??????? I dont wanna go full romantic mode, but is he just resentful of seeing a bird that is the physical representation of someone else's feelings or something......

The spy. Honestly no idea. There's some theories floating around that Haku is the spy, but I would rather see him during the Hotarubi episode before jumping to conclusions, but it's understandable how people might think that I guess...? He IS very nice and helpful and randomly finding the MC fleeing by train was way too much of a coincidence... he does seem to always tie the MC to Darkwick somehow, firstly by KIDNAPPING her and then by talking her into staying. If the MC is the trigger to a bigger event, then one could see that as suspicious. But I would like a bit more evidence first lol

Back to Taiga, why is he. Like why

Okay no but seriously. If we take the timeloop thing seriously + Haku being a spy, here's the theory:

Taiga knows the MC is the trigger for an awful event and tried killing them back in the Prologue in order to cut the problem on its roots. Haku, if we consider him as the spy, WANTS the event to happen (considering he could also be aware of the loop), which is why he saved us and took us to Darkwick, therefore letting it all play out once again.

If Haku isn't the spy, then we would have to chalk it up as Taiga knowing and trying to kill us, but destiny (???) being a bitch, therefore putting Haku there as a pawn to make things play out again

Maybe the spy can control other ghouls? Who know tbh

Finally, what is going on during the first scene we see in the game? Darkwick on fire and the first character we choose jumping off of the building? I wonder what would happen if we choose Taiga as our first card....... maybe I should create a sub acc

Anyway if anyone has more questions/theories PLEASE SEND THEM MY WAY IM OBSESSED WITH THIS GAME I NEED TO THINK ABT IT

There is also a good theory on reddit made by u/imonlybr16 that states this:

"Before the prologue, when you open the game for the first time, you're greeted with the opening scene involving MC running through the halls of a ruined Darkwick. The question is asked "When the world is collapsing around you, whose hand will you take?"

There you're taken to your character choice screen. The guy you choose is later shown on the railing of a balcony, about to jump off.

Now I think I have a very far fetched and vague idea as to what is going on.

In chapter 2, we learn that the person that Alan killed was Dante or at least he thought he did. But we meet Dante and he's very much alive.

This comes theory number one.

***You can't actually die on campus.***

Note the use of actually here. You can 100% still die, you just end up coming back to life.

If Rui is your home screen he talks about accidentally killing someone else in his dorm and being annoyed with having to lift them back to Obscuary. This struck me as a particularly odd dialogue because Rui's curse causes people to die.

Unless, you can't die on campus.

This would explain Dante pretty much instantly. Yes Alan killed him but yes he's alive.

The campus itself is an anomaly, stopping people from dying doesn't sound too far fetched. I expect this to be revealed with the other two members of Obscuary, as that dorm seems to have a connection to death. One of the things that always pops up is that ghouls aren't immortal, no matter how quickly they heal.

Also explains how Calamari didn't die in chapter 3. Ren ran from the dorm > the caves > the jetty and Calamari was already pretty dehydrated in the beginning.

But OP you might say, aren't all the guys talking like they believe they're going to die.

Luckily, that brings us to vauge and far fetched theory number two.

***The campus is on fire due to a rebellion***

In the very last chapter of the prologue we get to see Kaito's wickhive. There we see three pretty interesting threads.

. There's gonna be an uprising soon

. One of you is a demon

. There's a guy who could see the future

Kaito is surprised at something he sees in this scene but we don't learn what it is. This chapter's 'preview' is one of the scenes we see in the very beginning. Blood and a Lily.

I believe that the first thread is foreshadowing and will . After you meet your chosen guy standing on the railing you get a line of dialogue (or not if you picked Towa) that changes depending on who you picked. Some imply that what they're doing is going to save you(Jiro, Zenji and Sho), some apologize stating that they could protect what they cared about until the very end (Luca,Kaito,Haru and Yuri) but three characters caught my attention

Leo: Life sucks and then you die,right? I just want to make the assholes responsible regret it.

Ren: This is exactly why I didn't to do this! I knew this was how it was going to end.

Subaru: This is all my fault. I don't expect you to forgive me, but this is the least I can do. Please take this as my final act of good faith.

Especially Subaru's and Ren's, that seemingly imply either the MC's (Ren's) or their (Subaru) involvement in the current situation. Now what does this has to do with a potential uprising?

One of the things we learn from the very beginning is the inter-politics of the houses and by extension the ghouls. Especially after the fallout of the clash. Things are pretty tense and an uprising or rebellion seems to be the most likely thing.

As to what happened and why? I have no clue. Though one thing to note is that according to the prophecy, as long as the ghouls are in Darkwick, they prevent a disaster from coming. If Darkwick is destroyed however, the prophecy can't be fulfilled, or can it?"

This is such a good theory too, I really think u/imonlybr16 has probably gotten a lot of things right.

Although it's weird that death is such a big threat to us specifically, but maybe the Academy can't prevent death by curses, much like the Mesmer Matches dont work on someone who's cursed. Hhmm...

[screampied]

///SPOILERS///

I’m gonna die I can’t take it anymore wdym its yuta!!! Yutaaa!!!! I was saying guys relax it cant be kenjaku bc of the six eyes and yuta cant have six eyes bc its something you are born with you cant achieve later in life and the worst outcome happened Jesus Christ I would cry but I’m so angry rn and now I can see why people likes to write their stories in aus instead of canon world

(I’m 🌙 anon btw new acc😭😭)

LMAOOOOOOO what is even happening with jjk

i stopped reading after they did that fuckass shit with choso bc AHAT DID HE DO ????? HES JUST A BABY. that one eyed cat is SICK 🤚🏽 look i’m all for death and pain but this is too much. this plot is all over the place it’s actually so funny to see on twt 😭😭😭 gege is rly a troll i didn’t expect THOSE leaks like taking people’s bodies….. okay!! NOT SUKUNA GONNA GET JUMPED IM CRYINNGGGG they need to leave pookie alone

see all gege needs to do is bring back toji somehow and everything will be saved 🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️💓 in my mind toji’s not even actually dead he’s just on vacation (with me) and gojo isn’t dead he just had a little oopsie. man let me write jjk atp bc what is going on

[marvinshighsklsweethrt]

⠀᜴⠀ㆍ" Hey , I love you . Set those sails ! . " ᱖ . 🃏

★ I N T R O . P O S T :

intro bcz i need ot make this acc NOT dead... art cominf in 2032 /ref anyways

haiii! my name is trina ! :3 um erm i go by she/her prns (any are ok tho idm)!! im nonbinary and also bisexual (or lesbian? rn im in that i dunno phase) and asexual. :p

my main interests are : in trousers, falsettos, 25apcsb, something rotten, andrew rannells, marvin trilogy, ect.

pls moot if u like any of those too!!!! usually i have a strawpage ready, but not rn :(.

DNI : sexualization of any of the falsettos cast, basic criteria, found out about any broadway actor through hazbin hotel, (most of you are really weird), anti-theatre, com/proship, if u think tony bony/mendel dirt jokes r funny, and theen umm i don't think there's anything else, but i have a right to block if i see you probable of it.

[ihatecupiid]

¡! 𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖗𝖔 ❞

lil intro bc i decide finally i want to start using this acc despite having it for 2 years already so here's some lil things about me ↴

22 f

i live somewhere in eastern europe

likes: my cat, alcohol, counter strike, anything horror and true crime

dislikes: idk what to say w/o looking like edgy emo and thats my last goal lmaoo

fave tcc cases/people: vladislav roslyakov, kip kinkel, columbine, sol pais!!!! praise god for the digital footprint she left, pekka, ed kemper and ed gein

fave movies: rocky horror picture show, zodiac, bram stoker's dracula, donnie darko, girl interrupted, the vvitch, midsommar, hereditary, you are not my mother, Mother!, hellraiser, the visitors, beetlejuice, edward scissorhands, nightcrawler, the shining, brokeback mountain teehee

music: love rammstein, burzum, korn, yabujin, dead kennedys, bauhaus, depeche mode, the smiths, the cure & thats all i can think of rn

idk what else to add other then im open to dms & making friends !

+ i obviously don't condone the actions of anyone i am interested in. it's just morbid curiosity !

heres my second acc in case i get termed: @cupidsdaughterr

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

My car tried to fuckin kill

[instarsandtides]

i’ve been working on a scu fic (but at least the ceiling’s very pretty/baltcvp) for like over a year now (the og vers of the first 4 chapters are on my og ao3 acc) and i got bored and made up lore in my bathroom taking a fat shit and then i wrote it down and im really proud of it tbh!!

lmk if this needs any warnings or anything it’ll be below the cut if anyone wants any context to points jus ask me i dont have access to the actual fic doc rn but i rember things

first. the mortal/god stuff.

the reason why their bodies are all at first mortal is the residual imbalance from grizz being dead. in this sort of “au” ig idk, when one god of a pantheon (i.e grizz) dies (which is VERY rare and usually only happens when one god takes out another, i.e bebo shooting him) there’s an imbalance in the world, so the divinity of the others begins to lessen until they’re mortal again. but, as they’re all reunited and grizz is somehow revived, which i’ll get to later, that divinity begins to return to them all

and on the topic of the reunion and grizz’s revival....

it’s a mystery until the end (even after they get charlie back) how they all are back at molympus. but since im god and i wrote this lore bit, i can say it now ^_^

some backstory:

after the boys beat the game, their divinity slowly left them until they were mortal to keep that aforementioned balance. the world became godless, but the people survived, praying to the gods of old (the boys) and believing they could still help (they cant). charlie....is a story for another paragraph, bizly became a recluse and chose to hide in the forests and nature almost to torture himself (grizz was the god of nature and bizly was the one who killed him so), and condi dedicated himself to finding out how to bring grizz back so the world could gain its gods again.

charlie was whisked away by schlart to be readied for the next story ^_^ simce he’s the main character after all :3 anyways hes not relevant

since the world began to crumble in on itself without its gods, thus starts 100 days. schlatt brings charlie in to carry out his final story, but the other two, who are still alive, don’t realize until he shows up again

bizly realized how different charlie was the second he saw him even from a distance, almost miraculously recognizing him, and decided to make a new persona so he wouldn’t have to act like he knew him. he’d been hurt enough by charlie and his distance and his disappearance that he didn’t want to have to try and jog his obviously lost or repressed memory. he left him in the end because he just couldn’t face him anymore. he hated how he looked at him with no recognition despite looking basically the same, maybe just with shaggier hair, sounding the same, just with a slight accent for the bit, being the same. so he left. he was so blinded by anger and frustration that he couldn’t even be fully aware of charlie’s differences and issues.

though he did come back and fight by charlie’s side, in the end. he still cared that much.

condi, on the other hand, almost didn’t recognize charlie by the time he found him. he’d been so beat up and coated in dirt and grime that he was almost unrecognizable. charlie always kept in tiptop shape, so if condi hadn’t recognized the slimes on him he probably would barely realize who he was. plus, his voice was so fucked up due to the haze in the air and still apparent years of disuse that he didn’t even sound himself. where bizly was angry, condi was concerned. condi was genuinely worried at first, but then his focus shifted back to his projects almost unnervingly quickly when he was asked of them.

though he did sacrifice his life to save charlie’s, in the end. he still cared that much.

grizz is dead as hell LMAOAOAOAOAO

after day 100, bizly was the only god of the pantheon alive. still using his florida man persona as basically a coping mechanism at this point, saddled with these two random mortals, one of whom disturbingly reminded him of grizz, he was frustrated. done. he wanted his life back. his friends back. his divinity back.

and one day he woke up back on molympus.

how, you ask? bizly’s frustration, his anger, his grief, it all bottled up in him alongside the last dregs of divinity left in their realm. basically, the world follows the stability of its gods, and since bizly was the last god left, when he broke, so did the world. when the world broke, it killed him in the process.

the death of the gods, with nobody left to be able to channel their divinity, ended the world.

but, like in minecraft, you can always make a new one.

bizly, in his state, accidentally created a new world and revived all four of the gods of old. which lines up, because he was always the healer. the god of life, being the last one to have it.

the god of life, being able to restore it.

now, to clarify charlie’s whole situation.

when he was revived, schlatt was alongside him because the two are deeply intertwined for some insane reason that involves that first encounter. he became the main character of the story schlatt wanted to weave by being the last one left standing. he was the largest subject of the torture put upon everyone. he caused the problems that led to his friends, eventually fellow gods, to hate him, deep down. everyone else were just plot devices for him.

so when he was revived, so was schlatt. and schlatt missed his story. so he decided he’d loop it as many times as it takes charlie to get out with his memories being reset with each loop.

all he had to do was take his shot in the final moments of day 101.

anyways off the topic of charlie because although the fic is based around trying to get him back it focuses on the others more

everyone being revived brought them all to where bizly wanted them to be again: molympus. he’d missed the actual good times they’d had over the few thousand years they spent together, building their world bit by bit, code by code. it held shitty memories of practical verbal abuse, yeah, but it was also one of the safest places he’d ever had. he wanted it back. he wanted his friends.

and, in the end, he got them.

to summarize: everyone turned mortal, fucking died, and bizly revived his friends and fucking brainblasted a new world into existance because he was sad abt all of it. also charlie’s stuck in a time loop but that's not important

[beemers-hell]

id use my actual acc but like the other anon said, don't want that harassment and nenes making me rlly anxious as of rn 😭

but i rlly hope u and soulless feel better at the very least !! ive always enjoyed ur guys art and going through smthn like this for so long just SOUNDS absolutely insane and draining

oh brother you havent even heard the HALF of it this has been a fucking plague on our mental health for far too fuckin long now

Like! If shit happens again then so be it I am not taking it like a bitch anymore and keeping quiet about it. Plus, we're dead serious about the restraining order shit, we do not fuck around and play stupid games like this. i dont care if thats overkill we just wanna be left the fuck alone and nothing else seems to be working so, lmao

anyway yalls support is nice to see n does make me feel a lil better regarding the whole thing, its nice to know im not going insane over this shit and other people agree this is fucking insane and unjustifiable behavior. like ive always known it was but i thought id be the asshole if i ever let it be known some shit was happening to us and i was mad about it, glad to know i am allowed to feel negatively towards being fucking harassed like this lol

[lady-of-sorr0wz]

Finally making a intro after a year of having this acc

HIIII IM RAY

He/they

Gay

Trans

Minor

Infp

I love music, art, singing, and writing

And i especially LOVE mcr (im so normal abt them)

Favorite bands

Mcr, the misfits, the cure, bikini kill, siouxsie and the banshees, linkin park, kittie, soad, slipknot, oingo boingo, bratmobile, bauhaus, dead Kennedys, nirvana, hole, ramones, the clash, black flag, ptv, fob, evanescence, flyleaf, new order, talking heads, pencey prep, strawberry switchblade, depeche mode, joy division, x ray spex, descendents, circle jerks, rancid, echo and the bunnymen, le tigre, sex pistols, bad religion, lunachicks, p!atd, green day, weezer, korn, blur, cranberries, babes in toyland, sisters of mercy, christain death, adolescents specimen, minor threat, the used, the runnaways, and alien sex fiend.

Theres more but thats the main ones!!

Fandoms

Mlp

Sally face

IT

Stranger things

Fnaf

Umbrella academy

Doctor who

Gravity falls

Random stuff I like :3

My friends, cats, porcelain dolls, rats, cds, tea, books, comics, clowns, bones, old horror, horror movies, jupiter, garfield, rain, hair dye, posters, stuffed animals, forests, youtube, painting, mcr interviews, fashion, video games, vintage stuff, dinosaurs, gothic art/literature, architecture!!!

Fun facts about me!!

I have two cats and one is older than me

Im very close with my cousins

My family and my cousins + my aunt and uncle go over my grandmas for dinner every Friday and we’ve been doing this since before I was born

Im an introvert but im a very loud and talkative person (i never shut up)

I make my own patches and band tees

I want to be in a band and make comics/regular books for a living

I have red bangs and black hair right now

I wear glasses with giant circle frames so i look like one of those cartoon nerds

My full name is rain dash and so ppl always compare me to rainbow dash from mlp

When i was four years old my favorite songs were for whom the bell tolls by metalica and come together by the beatles

I have one little brother

My grandparents have around 15 cats

My aunt and uncle have 6 cats

THATS EVERYTHING I CAN THINK OF RN!!

[wishmemel]

OMGOMG SAFI congrats on 100 ml !! hihii im here to participate in your cute slumber party event ! (i even brought my fave pillow and totoro plushie)

okok soo yk i'm dria 🩵 black / caribbean, around 5'1 (i promise im so close to 5'2 don't @ me haters will hate i drink my milk and eat my veggies) i have huge hair!! like very big hair, too many curls!! it's alot! i love reading, i write plenty of poetry, which is what i use most of my time to do — i lovelove r&b and early 2000s rap music. however, if u open my spotify rn and shuffle my liked songs it would go in order of hip hop, rap, afrobeats, classical music bcus my taste is all over the place. (i also keep a folder of edit audios for my own maladaptive daydreaming purposes lmao)

im rlly a baby blue girlie, fave flowers are tulips (idk my brain js thinks they look yummy), fave season is autumn ofc bcus rainy weather and i have an excuse to stay inside under my blankets 😭 fave animal would beee a black panther or a tabby cat! (my bby bella is a tabby lmao) i love vintage shows (rlly old noir films of all types of genres) i love cinema and visual art it stimulates me sm (im autistic btw i forgot to say mb) i've watched almost every wes anderson film in existence i love soft color palettes in film so bad <3

i enjoy watching old cartoons to relive my childhood nostalgia, jewelry (esp rings i never go anywhere without one or two on), rainy days, late night car drives, baggy shirts, scented candles, afrobeats n anything astronomy related.

im very much a social science n humanities junkie - yearning to be a clinical psychiatrist or complete my dream of teaching literature / psychology. i cry very easily (im js a crybaby istg) - in general im just very very emotional and more often than not i forget common sense and instinct are a thing bcus wtv i feel i just go with it - though i am extremely introverted and freak out when overstimulated in huge crowds and whatnot.

for the event im picking toji bcus that man is the love of my life bye ☹️ the epitome of sunshine and sunshine protector - tiny human and big scary guard dog ! in terms of our compatibility, we're so opposite it's insane! but we balance each other out well. sometimes i have to serve as toji's brain bcus this man is spending money he does not have on all sorts of things for me js cause i looked twice (my sister hced that he'd go below bankrupt buying me sanrio plushies and rings) he works mostly off instinct where i go completely off emotion so we butt heads alot in terms of decision making but he does not know how to tell me no, all i do is sigh once and HES DONE FOR.

i stress this man out like hes my full time babysitter pls

we acc spend alot of time having deep talks about the world and life in general, (i told him ab the backrooms lore and it messed w his head for weeks) which is a side of him he rarely shows to anyone (also he listens to me rant abt daily pop culture developments bcus he lowkey loves the celebrity drama) he's rlly protective, and even moreso bcus of how my anxiety gets. in a crowd this man is standing in front of me and blocking my view of everyone (he also subconsciously pulls me into his side when we're walking in public bcus my autistic ass will see one thing and wander off never to be found again) im always talking like talk talk talking and he pretends he isn't listening but he's literally able to repeat today something i mentioned two weeks ago - he's attentive, shows his love through actions rather than words. if i even make a face that gives away that im uncomfortable being somewhere, or my social battery is dead, hes taking me home no questions asked not a care as to who says what.

im an affection junkie - physical touch is my thing ! and hes so big! so im always pouncing on him for bear hugs and he acts so unimpressed and cocky abt it like "oh you missed me? im not goin anywhere relax" but he acc melts bcus when was the last time someone gave him affection?? he prob thinks im a figment of his imagination lolol

days off / dates would mainly be : window shopping, grocery runs, sitting in the park at sunset, indoor ramen dates n movie marathons and cuddles !!

AHHH sorry if i ranted way too much omg i can't wait to see what you do safi, i'll love anything u write ily so baddd <33

note: hihi dria, thanks for bringing your fave pillow and your totoro plush to the slumber party.

dria x toji — ꒰ tojria

“in this space right here that we have made for each other, you can say anything and i will not abandon you. unwrap the worst things you have done. watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch.”

height differences, cinnamoroll x badtz maru, protective touches, 3 am conversations about life, romantic picnics at sunset, shopping together, opposites attract, shy x protective, princess treatment, introvert x introvert, buckling your seatbelt for you, tired bf x hyper gf, teasing remarks, day x night, accidental eye contact, blushing, midnight walks, late night phone calls, giddiness, sunshine x sunshine protector, stealing his clothes, late night drives, deleted texts, holding hands under the table, "mean to everyone but her" bf, head pats, she fell first, he fell harder.

being with toji is not always as seamless or easy as you make it look. He's gruff and protective and difficult and incredibly stubborn. like that time you two fought because he was ignoring what you were saying and he flat-out refused to acknowledge your demand when you called him out on it. to be fair, he'd come home after an eight-hour shift and you'd started talking his head off, but it wouldn't kill him to listen. he wasn't paying attention when you were talking about that new hello kitty cafe with the fun milkshakes and the mini donuts that you wanted to try. hell, he ended up falling asleep on your shoulder after brushing off your argument and as much as you wanted to remain angry at him, you'd softened immediately upon seeing his tired face, all eyebags and troubled frown. and he did make it up to you later by taking you to said cafe and proving that he had been listening, though when you brought it up to him, he pretended not to know what you were talking about. but deep down he cares for you and he's trying — you know he's trying and you don't want to make him feel bad for things he can't control. a lot of the concerns you should bring up to him, you don't — you want this relationship to be easy and safe. you want him to feel comfortable with you the same way that you feel comfortable with him. even if sometimes he comes home with a busted lip and bloody knuckles and sends your heart skidding against your ribcage. but what matters is that he comes to you first and he comes home to you. so you know that no matter what, no matter how he's feeling, if he thinks he can talk to you or not, he'll always come home to you. and even if you doubt his commitment sometimes, he knows that you're home to him and he'll do anything to keep it that way.

NOW PLAYING

the way i loved you, enchanted, daylight, afterglow, how you get the girl, treacherous, sparks fly, so it goes...

join safi's perfect slumber party event — requests are open for everyone!

[pseudosis]

okay i gotta resend this to this acc since the other one inactive.

so i’m rewatching atla and the only problem i see rn is why is zuko spending all his time trying to capture thr avatar when he could be spending all his time capturing my pussy?

LMFAO IM DEAD, i saw you on Zuko’s account and he acts like he’s such a damn prude. He needs to chase some damn pussy in his life, it’ll save the whole redemption arc timeline.

[icarus-hasfallen]

Fighting outbreaks rn (on my main acc, not the shiny quest one, tho y'all will be getting an update very soon!) and istg i saw on a shinycatherine(??) video somewhere recently that "shinies follow the rule of funny: they don't show up when the odds are high, they show up when it'd be funniest to do so" AND IT'S SO FUCKIN TRUE

I WAS AT A DRATINI OUTBREAK, TRYIN TO LOOK FOR THE LIL GUY THAT IM PRETTY SURE IS PINK, GETTING ANNOYED BY ALL THE GOLDUCK EVERYWHERE, WHEN SUDDENLY

"Huh, why's that one got a pink bill?"

"WAIT-"

(Why does it look like it wants me dead... anyways,,)

THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIRST TIME A NORMALLY-BLUE-BUT-HAS-SOME-PINK-AS-A-SHINY DUCK HAS DONE THIS TO ME.

AT FULL ODDS.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SHINY CHARM.