#im actually kind of a mustache hater.... so i went into this blind

[ihatebnha]

please spare a crumb of your big brain: what do you thing about a dilf + mustache combo? i have been noticing more and more mustaches lately and i couldn’t help but think of older izu or katsu with shorter hair, stubble, and a mustache

I'll always remember, one time I went to my best friend's house and found her dad's old ID, and it was from before she was born so he had this HUGE, bushy handle-bar mustache in it... and as we were giggling at it and calling it ridiculous (her dad's like a straight-edge, khaki's and button-ups type tech guy so it was EXTRA funny)... her mom snatched up the ID and was like "Stop laughing! He was so handsome!!! It was the style!!!"

(warning: kids mentioned under the cut)

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ANYWAY, let's see... dilf + mustache combo has me thinking about the "mustache phase..." where like, a dude grows a mustache just to see how it looks on him... like, sometime right before or after their first kid (and they're still vaguely young enough to pull it off)...

And I def think that just SCREAMS Deku akjdfjakls...... (ugh, I can't find it but now I'm thinking about that one sketch Hori did of older!Deku w/ his lil ponytail or whatever it was, and: please, baby... come home!!!)

I feel like he's the guy who has a mustache (or some kind of facial hair) from ages 25-31... and then AGAIN from anywhere after 45+... and even though it looks a little wack at first because he's so baby-faced, it really ends up growing on him, you and the public... to the point where, when he does shave for whatever reason, everyone's confused.

(It's defined as his...mustache era in all the Hero books... or something.)

It's annoying (or not) though, because all the photos you have with your first born probably have Deku with his mustache in them... and whenever your kids find the pics when they're older, think he looks super bad and complain about it.

That, or people (mostly Bakugo) make fun of your wedding photos for similar reasons.

On the flip side, however... I honestly don't think Bakugo's a mustache guy (although I did see a picture of him with short hair recently and nearly squirted)... but I can see him as a scruff guy who "accidentally" grows a mustache alongside the rest of his facial hair.

You know how his dad has that, like... lil tiny fuzzy mustache? I think Bakugo grows THAT and a goatee... and probably just because he gets lazy about shaving the second he finds out you think it's kinda hawt (though he'd never admit it).

It also just makes me laugh to think about Bakugo's kids who don't recognize him in older pictures. Maybe because he has NO facial hair, maybe his hair is different... but Bakugo who gets mad at his kids for asking why you're with "some guy" instead of daddy in a photo is SO SUPREME.

(But overall, I think Deku would look better with the short hair/mustache combo, and Bakugo'd look better with longer hair and peach fuzz/stubbles EVERYWHERE.)

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ALSO... I think we're missing some very strong contenders here: Kirishima and Shinso.

Red Riot OBVIOUSLY tries growing a mustache at some point! Because it's manly and he's ALREADY HAIRY (and because he wants to impress you </3)!!! Though honestly, the same thing probably happens where his kids clown him for it when they see the all photos of him with it...

(Though I would honestly probably cry if my kids told dilf!Kirishima that he was too hairy. Love that about him tbh...)

But I think Shinso would look strangely good with his mustache (not beard, though. Beard = BAD. Mustache = GOOD)!!!

Idk, less logic for this one and more a gut feeling... he's just another hairy KING I guess.