#im dyinggg please

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

poll timeee <33

[bibyshitsuji24k]

headcanon: lizzy watches smile sleep

[sipsteainanxiety]

[welcomeleon]

@heavenprotect: “alright my little padawan, let’s start with the basics.” stirring the contents of his cup, the redhead looks at leon. “are you open to being referred by pronouns other than he/him?”

leon opens his mouth to say SOMETHING about being a padawan. but sure, he can play along, stuff his arguments and focus on the matter at hand. his stare at steve may betray his skepticism, but as he pours himself another cup of coffee, he truly considers his response.

he's heard a little of the options nowadays, but never spent much time to consider it for himself. "sure, the thought doesn't make me uncomfortable." which is perhaps as decisive as he can be. "what's that say about me, though?"

[ilonacho]

what if i became a minion blog again💛

[archangeldyke-all]

royalty sevika trying to take off readers armour would be so funny. like there’s just so many layers of metal and chainmail or whatever that it takes 3-4 business days to take off lmfao

also that new pic of sev IM DYINGGG SHES SO DJSEHEJOWK

this made me gigglehehheeh

men and minors dni

you're still in shock.

you're half convinced this is the best dream of your life, and you're going to wake up any second now and return to a world where your love for your princess is hopelessly unrequited.

"are you okay?" sevika whispers, pulling away from your lips. she's got you pinned to one of the half-dozen chaise lounges in her quarters, one of her hands on your cheek, the other gently guiding your gloved hand down to hold her waist.

you blink up at the woman above you. it's rare-- but from time to time sevika will say something that lets on to her deep-seated belief that she's not the right kind of woman to be a royal. you know it comes from her father. you know that she looks in the mirror and sees her strength and scars as something negative-- something that pulls her further away from the soft, passive figure she's supposed to be. you know she's insecure about the looks people shoot her when she dares to wear her suits to balls and meetings; the comments the nobles shoot her about growing her hair longer.

but to you? "you're the most beautiful woman i've ever met." you whisper, reverently.

sevika's concern melts, a shy smile taking its place. "you've clearly met very few women."

"sevika." you whimper, reaching up from her waist to cup her scarred cheek. "please, princess. please believe me. you're a goddess among mortals."

sevika seems shocked at your sincerity, her eyes wide and watery as she looks down at you. you just gently stroke your thumb across her cheek, swiping away the single tear that falls.

then, something in her gaze shifts. her eyes get a little sharper, her pupils a little wider. she smiles, her gap tooth and sharp canines flashing for a moment and making you lightheaded. "i command you get naked this instant." sevika says.

your stomach bursts into butterflies as you burst into laughter. sevika smirks down at you, soaking in the sight of your smile, but her hungry look doesn't leave. "alright. you'll have to get off of me." you whisper.

sevika frowns at this, then ducks back down to kiss you again. you hum happily into her lips, and just as you dart your tongue out to lick her lips, sevika wretches herself off of you with a gasp.

she smiles down at you, then jumps up to stand, offering you a hand. "get up." she demands. you giggle, taking her hand and letting her haul you off the cushions. "strip." she commands.

you blink, suddenly incredibly shy. "j-just me?" you ask. sevika's smirk gets a little softer, and she steps an inch closer to you.

"i'll race you. first person to get naked gets to take the lead tonight."

you burst into laughter-- knowing that sevika's terms result in her winning, knowing that she knows this too, and expecting nothing less from her. "i love you." you giggle.

sevika's eyes get soft, she pulls you in for one more kiss, and then she shoves you away by your shoudlers.

"c'mon, strip!" she demands.

you get to work, unbuckling the belt around your waist that holds your sword, then the buckles that hold your chestplate tight around your wasit. you pull the front and back pieces off, and then nearly pass out at the sight of a naked sevika in front of you.

"princess." you gasp.

sevika snorts, smiling and puffing her naked chest out in pride. you stumble forward, scrambling with your leather gloves and carelessly tossing them in oppisite directions across the room as you reach out to touch her.

you stop an inch away from her skin, looking up at her for permission. sevika's smiling at you so warmly, you could die happy right here and now. "may i touch you?" you ask.

sevika giggles. "you can do a lot more than that." she whispers.

you smile, then reach forward and take her hips in your hands, pulling her toward you to kiss her.

she hums against your lips, wrapping her arms around your shoulders. you reach up to play with her lovely hair, tugging at the small ponytail she wears before pulling it free.

when she pulls away from the kiss, she looks devestating.

hair free, gasping for air, cheeks flushed-- she's an angel.

"how are you still dressed?" she asks.

you look down at yourself bursting into laughter when you realize you're still bundled up in your armor.

"wanna help me?" you ask.

sevika grins. "i've had fantasies that start like this." she says. you grin.

"what? you naked and me fully dressed?" you ask. she laughs as she unbuckles the ties at your hips, the armor protecting your thighs thudding to the ground.

"no-- me helping undress you." she corrects, kneeling down to pull your shin and knee guards off.

you think you might die. sevika-- the princess-- is naked and on her knees in front of you, kissing your clothed legs as she gently strips you of your armor.

"s-sevika." you whimper. she giggles and blinks up at you, freeing your feet of your boots.

"like the view?" she teases. you huff and gently tug some of her fringe.

"almost as much as you like yours." you shoot back. she laughs.

"i'd like my view a lot fucking better if you were naked." she frowns, looking down at your body.

you burst into laughter. you've still got chainmail, then the protective leathers you wear underneath it so it doesn't catch on your skin-- then your linens-- then your wraps.

"it's gonna be a bit." you giggle. "i think i have a more complicated dressing process than you."

"i don't doubt it." she huffs, pulling at your leather pants.

you snort, then smack her hands away, dropping your trousers easily.

sevika groans and flops back on her back dramatically, sprawling out naked on a rug more expensive than your entire life as she laments the fact that you're wearing pants under your leathers. you half laugh, half gasp at the sight of her beneath you. she shoots you knowing eyes, and then flits her hand at you.

"fucking get naked already." she demands. you don't follow her instructions, instead, you kneel down and offer her a hand, helping her rise. she glares at you the entire way, but doesn't protest as you lead her toward her bed, letting her recline against her sheets before kissing her lips.

"stay here." you whisper. she raises an eyebrow at you, and you giggle, running around toward the foot of the bed before you start slowly, deliberately working off the rest of your armor.

sevika grins against the pillows. "fuck yes." she whispers under her breath. you giggle, freeing yourself of your chainmail and draping it over a chair. "y'know..." she trails off as you pull your leather top off. you raise an eyebrow at her.

"what?" she looks away from you, blushing. your stomach turns over, and you grin. "what!?" you ask, thrilled.

"i commissioned a concubine to... strip tease out of some knights armor for me before." she mutters. you burst into giggles, and sevika huffs.

"any particular inspiration...?"

sevika groans, then throws a pillow at you. you easily dodge it, finally shucking off your linens, leaving you only in your undergarments.

sevika finally seems satisfied, her eyes soaking in the skin she's never seen on you before. "fuck. come here." she grunts.

"i'm not naked yet." you point out. she rolls her eyes and glares at you.

"fuck off, i'll do the rest, just come here." she makes grabby hands at you, and you burst into giggles.

you've never been one to deny your princess. so now, fifty pounds lighter without your armor, you jump into bed beside her, both of you giggling as you meet in a kiss.

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[thinkingboutleclerc]

subway god (cl16 x best friend!reader) part one

yourusername back at home for this race!! (ft. charles glaring at me)

liked by pierregasly, arthur_leclerc, charles_leclerc, and 225,098 others

charles_leclerc i was not glaring at YOUUUU

-> yourusername i refuse to believe this and I’m telling your mama that you hurt my feelings

-> f1fanultimatee.0 not y/n pulling the tattletale card im dyinggg

-> scuderia_dears they’re so best friends to lovers coded omg

-> yourusername LOVERS?? scuderia_dears i’ve seen this manchild in a banana costume trying to pick up a girl, it’s never been the same

-> pierregasly that was absolute torture (10/10 would recommend)

-> yourusername brb telling kika you’re a masochist

-> charles_leclerc you can’t use big words with him y/n/n

-> pierregasly tais toi charles_leclerc

-> yourusername oh nooo im so scared gassy

-> pierregasly GASSY??

-> yourusername IT WAS A TYPO I SWEAR

lewishamilton nice to see you there!! (my heart is breaking and i’m washing my eyes out with soap because you’re there supporting ferrari)

-> yourusername AH no you’re my #1 for sure lewey

-> charles_leclerc not moi??

-> yourusername talk to me when you’re knighted smh 🙄

-> mercerrari128fan the way y/n has the entire paddock wrapped around her finger #girlbossing

yourusername flashback friday with a lost member of one direction

liked by lewishamilton, charles_leclerc, leclerc_pascale, and 342,849 others

arthur_leclerc i love you for this

-> yourusername get in line thuri :P

-> dinitalks_00 y/n is so iconic GODDAMN

landonorris one direction who?? i only know char-looloo

-> yourusername he’s a pop star not a rapper stupid

-> landonorris i feel targeted

leclerc_pascale is this where you met? comme c'est mignon!

-> yourusername oui tata! c’est tres drôle parce que il m'a crié dessus lors de notre première rencontre!

-> charles_leclerc tais toi, commère!

lewishamilton he yelled at you?? i would throw hands

-> yourusername omg my knight in shining armor

-> charles_leclerc lewis run away she’ll bully you like she bullies me

-> lewishamilton she’s all yours, leclerc

liked by yourusername

yourusername me after maxverstappen1 buys me subway

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maxverstappen1 my life is in danger now, thanks

liked by yourusername

-> yourusername anytime, beau 😏

-> maxverstappen1 is this revenge??

-> yourusername why would i need revenge??

-> maxverstappen1 you know why chéri

-> maxverstappen1 DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO AUTOCORRECT TO CHERI?

-> maxverstappen1 please help charles is coming to my drivers room

-> yourusername deal with it 😎

charles_leclerc you guys are dating?? omw to beat max up

-> yourusername heehee 😉

paddockbaby23 i did not expect this?? are they dating or what?

-> dinitalks_00 those are not very platonic poses tbh

-> f1fanATTIC12 we just *know* that charles is fuming/murderous

-> dinitalks_00 well yeah his childhood best friend is hooking up with his other childhood best friend

-> lestappenvib3s us lestappen shippers are having a field day (sad)

yourusername my (only) subway partner forever 💚💛🤍

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charles_leclerc go on… apologize 😤

-> yourusername okokok sorry sorry

-> lewishamilton you were very wound up over this topic charles

-> charles_leclerc who’s charles? i only know subway god

[jennilah]

ok first:

i am DYINGGG at the amount of people yelling "PLEASE CONTINUE" on the saucy werepire heat thing.

what if i did just perpetually kept continuing but i just edge everyone as every single "update" is just another shot of them getting closer and closer to maybe banging, but never actually drawing the porn lmfao

second:

im admitting defeat, i already started writing notes for a fic

no promises but like. clearly the whole scene is in my head already and i AM in my pwp era so why not

[moonchildstyles]

Angel feeding aster his medicine he’s sitting on the edge she’s on her knees at the bed he’s sick and he’s such a baby all warm covered in her blanket :( whining about missing his appointments and having to drink his green juice that HE made himself while she helped a lot ofc telling him to sit down and that she’s made a smoothie before :( “you’ll get back to work once you get better please take this baby” having the pill at his lips he’s smiling hand on her wrist pulling it farther away “say that again” he speaks voice all groggy she rolls her eyes looking up at him “take it baby” he’s laughing a hand on her cheek a cough interrupts him ”h, take it I’m not playing” he sighs “I hate that we can’t kiss” he changes the subject but she doesn’t get it :( “we can….” She smiles getting up leaving the room “angeeeel come back here I’m dyinggg” literally whining:( she comes back with a glass of water in her hand her feet by his giving her waist a kiss before he rests his chin on her eyes closed :( “it’ll help I promise you” he wraps his arms around her waist pulling her in between his legs “open up” she leans down giving him the pill helping him drink his water smiling “good boy” ruffling up his hair he’s squeezing her bum “god you are lucky I’m sick” she pinches his cheeks “….and weak” kissing right where she pinched him “can we nap now, pretty nurse?” Her mouth drops hitting his shoulder “why a nurse and not a doctor?” he falls down to the bed she climbs in with him laying next to him under the covers tucking him in making sure he’s warm “cause doctors aren’t nice little angels” she’s pouting “I wasn’t being nice I was being stern!” He turns on his side facing her “I’m sorry, doc” kissing her head “better?” She giggles “yes” he’s looking at her pulling her closer “mhmm what a nice pretty doctor. Don’t make me better too fast I like you” and they just spend their night cuddling :(🧸

BESTIE:((((( ITS LIKE YOU READ MY MIND:( ITS NOT AN ASTER BLURB BUT I HAVE SOMETHING COMIN SOON W HIM BEING SICK:(((((( this is SOOOO sweet omg:( him being the most annoying whining about missing his appts and having to call in and just being a little delirious w fever thoughts:( and her MAKING him take his medicine :( CALLING HIM A LITTLE PET NAME THAT GETS HIM ALL SMILEY AND MUSHY:( and omg him laying his chin on her tummy after taking his medicine and looking at her w tired eyes and his hands on her hips and shes just telling him what time he needs to take medicine again so she'll wake him up if she needs to but he needs to take it! and hes just being cute and annoying and grabbing her butt and poking at her sides trying to get her to nap before hes tugging her into his bed:( CALLING HER A PRETTY NURSE AND A CUTE DOCTOR OH IM SICK TO MY STOMACH ICAN'T!!!!:((((((((( AND DON'T MAKE HIM BETTER TOO FAST HE LIKES HER:(((((((

[caraphernellie]

Laser tag with Ellie has me dyinggg that’s the funny shit I’ve ever read

PLEASE IM SO GLAD

I STILL THINK ABOUT IT SOMETIMES BC ASSBLASTER2000 MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[the1975attheirverybest]

lmao strip chess w matty tho! like everytime one of you loses a piece... a piece of clothing has to come off. now thar is a fic i will be writing (watch me force my boyfriend into writing actual good chess play for this lmao, like hey babe wanna write matty healy chess kink smut w me)

HAHHAHAAHAHAH IM DYINGGG please report back and send it to us cuz like a couple that writes matty healy smut together……oooofff. Now that’s a keeper.

[etherealyoungk]

so I just saw young k’s “let’s dance” challenge with chaeyeon.. and IM LITERALLY DYINGGG like he ate it up because her choreos are hard but his smile its just like “I can’t do this anymore please stop- but there’s a camera I gotta smile”

Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxDJPYFPTL1/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (sorry I saw it on instagram first 😭)

JAJDJD HE ATE THE CHOREO FR but he was so done like someone save him 😭😭 youngk dance king. no bc he almost debuted in an idol group can you imagine

[onlyjaeyun]

zadie as a jay girly on tumblr who struggles to find fics for him sometimes, i agree with you!! ive expressed this in a prior ask and to other blogs too, there’s not enough jay fics!! there’s so many writers that have jay in their bias line but never post about him whether it’s just pics or putting out fics for him. there’s a shortage of smaus and long fics for him especially. but ig bc it’s how u said people will beg for it but then not interact. it’s so sad at times because he’s literally straight out of a romance movie and as i’ve said before he fits so many diff tropes. there are days where ill go to his smut tags and nothing is added to it for days or its mostly stuff for other members. but there’s always something new on the other members tags. like hello jay is so sexy please give me smut i beg!!!

i don’t really reblog because i am just a reader on tumblr and don’t want anyone to find my acc, but i def will try to because ik writers love that way more. but when there is jay content omg i put it in my likes right away. i usually also send my feedback through anon and tell them i loved it! there’s this one jay fic that’s an absolute masterpiece but only has like 200ish notes. which isn’t bad but i swear it deserves like 3,000+. maybe i’ll send the link in another ask if you’re interested in reading it. it’s a fake dating/kind of rich kid/college au! it also features other idols and i swear i read it like once every three months.

ik it’s not that deep but this whole thing kind of extends over to sfw/non fic related content on twitter too. i feel like sometimes he doesn’t get the hype he deserves and it breaks my heart cause jay has expressed that he’s not super confident in himself. i just hope he knows he’s very very loved. i remember there was a time a lot of the jay update accounts that had 10k+ followers started selling their accounts to some random crypto/nft bots and stuff and it was so sad. i don’t play about jay, im not normal about him i just want him to know that we love him so much MY BABYYYY 😭😭😭

- 🐥

no no please spak your truth because ive been dyinggg to talk about this and im glad im not the only one who noticed 🫣 i absolutely agree with everything you said and after talking to mutuals about this i realised just how sad this makes me because jay really is a great person and writing him is SO easy bc you have such a great base to work with if that makes sense 🤕 i really genuinely hope people will start appreciating his content more bc its so little and deserves just as much love and interaction as the other boys' content🥺

[gettinshiggywithit]

Heyo:)

my day's alright (was? idk time is funky), I should be sleeping but can't seem to. stressing about exams and presentations that sleeping isn't coming easily ehe

OOOOHHH, stormbringer is soo good, like I'm wrecked but also a renewed person, loved it sm!! Any favourite moments?

anyhow, Huuugs

TTYL -👾

(Spoiler Warnings for stormbringer)

HI 👾!!

Oh God Exams are The Bane of my existence too! I have my Als in two weeks and haven’t started studying 😭

If you need help with anything please don’t hesitate to ask nonny!

Oh and for stormbringer I LOVED EVERYTHING WITH THE FLAGS HONESTLY THEYRE ALL LITTLE SHITS(affectionate) AND I MISS THEM! Other than that

All the times that adam absolutely ROASTED shirase’s ass at the police station had me CACKLING!

Hmm then i likes the last bits where mary shelly was introduced and chuuya got to see his familyy and the whole story on how mori concluded chuuya was actually human was rly nice AND THE FACT THAT THIS MFER WAS FIGHTING PPL OLDER THAN HIM TO DEFEND HIS PARENTS HONOUR AHHHH IM DYINGGG even at a younga age he was perfect smh😔 his momma raised him right!

Also i couldnt help but think that that fact that his dad was a doctor and his mum was like a noble lady WOULD MAKE HIM THE PERFECT HUSBAND IN THE EYES OF ASIAN PARENTS.....but the mafia stuff....ehe not so much (mothet i am sorry but i love this man!😫)

Sorry for the long ass reply also im sorry im replying this so late i wanted to show you some of my annotations and then thought ‘fuck it’ and just replied now😅

-stay safe nonny~

[beetroot-merchant]

ohh my god i said "someone please euthanize her" in response to my sister being obnoxious and my dad asked what euthanize meant. i shit you not she said "to make someone younger" im DYINGGG

[enhaheeseung]

hi hun!! 😽💗 i thought i asked you this already, but could i be added to your permanent taglist please?? ^_^ I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS ALREADY BUT I WASNT GETTING ANY NOTIFS UGHHH 😓😓

and about your writing, please dont rush yourself!!! 💕 its way better & way more refreshing to write whenever you’re inspired & just feel like it <3 don’t force yourself to finish ‘at your service’ rn (ALTHOUGH IM DYINGGG to know what’ll happen next) ❤️‍🩹 ur mental health is more important, please take good care of yourself!! ♡ i hope you’re happy & healthy (▰˘◡˘▰) everyone will wait for your new works so dont worry about finishing them rn, just focus in yourself hehe <333

Hi lovey 🤎 I’m sorry I may have forgotten to add you my memory is trash tbh but I’ll definitely add you if I make works in the future 😗

Thank you so much for your concern I just feel bad cause I really want to write good story for you all but my confidence has just dwindled down to absolutely nothing and I’m a big over thinker so that doesn’t help but hopefully in the near future I’ll be able to put out content that me and my followers will enjoy😁

Thank you for waiting luv u bestie🥺🤎