#im going to die here

[hyperrealisticblood]

a moment of silence for all of my fellow eastern standard time bros out there suffering in welcome home update release purgatory o7

[puppybong]

why does my uni's portal look like a bunch of popup ads

[dyrewrites]

I need to make dinner...but there is a cat on my arm.

[sanrioseb]

the beard.. look at his beard.. groaning in agony

[necra-loid]

blew my nose and pulled something in my back fuck my stupid baka life

[separatist-apologist]

Help I'm having new plot ideas

[weirdlizard26]

im going to straight up die i think we have a cockroach.

[themisery]

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

im blowing up this entire website i cant believe all ur characters are losing, the voting is rigged, the tumblr populace is evil, im killing every single user who voted against u

THANK YOU 😭😭💔💔💔 LIIIKEEE THIS IS HORRIBLE!!!! THE ONLY ONE IM ROOTING FOR THATS WINNING IS DATA AND HE BARELY IS!!!!! GUYSSSS WE DID IT WITH MULDER/SCULLY CAN I PLEASE INFLUENCE YOU ALL TO VOTE FOR ELAINE BENES KEVIN LEVIN AND QUARK PLEEAASSEE PLEASE PLEAS E 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😖

[xxx6swagmaster9xxx]

i am in untapped misery, and i cant get out. the walls are made of nickelodeon slime

[drop--pop--candy]

ah. this is the dread kicking in.

[mochapanda]

[housefreak]

exemplifying georges gay nature by making him choose a yellow sharpener while kenny thought he would choose a blue one

[battleaxeproficiency]

old men in airports love to let out a single sharp and resounding cough thats so loud it echoes across the entire terminal

[dr-carbomb]

Hell is real and its 5 hours trapped in union station running on 2 hours of sleep

[tortademaracuya]

ngl boss i dont think we can finish this game for friday morning