#im going to remove anon privileges

[mistyresolve]

Hey can I make a request, Simon is screaming like bloody screaming loud as he stands with the vibrator in him because we know he isn’t sitting or bending he’s just standing as it’s in him! And his tears thickly falling and as he cries he slaps his own ass at least 6 time and then after that he slams his hands on his ass and digs his nails in HARD that it draws blood but he’s just screaming. And then he digs his nails up and gives a little shake

ummm, in all honestly it looks like you’ve got this one covered…imma sit this one out

[anon-writes-stuff]

I dont think this idea will work but. So imagine the Salesman x teen/ftm/reader (platonic obviously.). Like, one late evening he's going home after a long day and spots a teen who doesn't seem well. A person who obviously isn't doing well..not just a person but a teenager. Reader is sitting at some stairs, their hands supporting their face, RED puffy eyes, no emotion. Then idk IM SORRY, I just want some fluff😞🙏. And like as the days pass he keeps on seeing them outside and like they form a small yet healthy friendship. Like a father-son.

(Very unrealistic ik, very out of character. I need someone to feed me though..)

THANK YOU.💕🙏

(READER is like 15-17)

Does Your Mother Know?

The Salesman & Teen/FTM!Reader [FLUFF]

⚠️ reader has problems at home :[, this may be inaccurate from what anon requested, i had too much fun writing this, not beta read, 531 words

You weren’t the type to accept anything from strangers, especially ones that looked like they had too many privileges for their own good. But you were desperate. It's been every night so far. Your parents argue over money, bills, food, politics, practically everything that’s a problem at this point. At first, you didn’t have much of a problem with it. You knew your parents could get heated. But now it was every night. You’d just leave through the front door and go to the park. It wasn’t a long walk, so you thought it was whatever.

You sat down against one of the small but long brick walls, bringing your knees up to your chin. You wrapped your arms around your legs and held yourself close. You knew what to do. You’d wait for that man in the suit to pass you, go home, and see if your parents were done arguing. If so, you’d just walk back in. If not, you’d go back to the park and wait outside. Sometimes, you’d just wait outside all night just to be sure they were done.

The man in the suit passed you, and you waited for him to turn the corner. But he never did. He stopped, turning to face you. He kneeled down to your height, setting his briefcase on the floor next to him. You pretended not to notice him, hoping he’d just leave you alone if he was a creep.

“Excuse me, you.” He called. “What’s your name?” He requested.

You hesitated, but his voice was soft. He didn’t seem to be any form of danger for you. He was just…a man. You glanced up, finally meeting his gaze. His gaze expressed genuine curiosity, nothing cruel.

“[Y/N],” You finally introduced yourself, your voice shaking.

He tilted his head, noticing your fear. “How old are you? Does your mother know you’re out here alone?” He asked.

“15,” You responded, shaking your head at his second question.

His eyes grew slightly wide, tilting his head. “I’m Ha Doh-geon. I’m honored you trust me with that information.” He spoke softly, holding his hand out. “Let me walk you home, [Y/N]. Someone your age shouldn’t be outside alone.” You could hear the slight scolding in his voice, but you took his hand either way. He helped you rise to your feet, and picked up his briefcase. “Lead the way, [Y/N]. I’m simply your chaperone.”

You nodded slowly, guiding him to your house. You gripped his hand tighter and tighter as you reached the front door of your house.

Upon reaching the front door, you could hear the yelling get louder. You tensed slightly, looking up at the man. He tilted his head and hummed quietly, eyes fixated on the front door. He turned to you, kneeling down. He carefully removed a card from the inside of his suit, handing it to you. It had a circle, a triangle, and a square on it. You took it, a confused expression on your face.

“Give me a call if you need anything, I’ll answer as soon as possible.” He smiled, standing. He gave you a small bow before heading on his way.

[thekirammanjinx]

idk if you wanna get rambling asks abt arcane so if not im so sorry pls ignore me but im throwin hands with the next person to call caitlyn a fascist LKJFKJLKFJKFJF like,,,, im sorry but u completely ignored how she didnt want the power and how she didnt want things to continue, she literally says the police state has gone on months longer than she ever wanted and LITERALLY the worst thing cait does is,,,, before she's even in power LKJFLKJFKLJF like the use of the grey i the worst thing she does, every other pressure of power is done,,,, by ambessa with caitlyn following at the start but very obviously already working to get out of her grief following her when act 2 starts lkgdkjdsglkjdsg like even when shes in her evil era, shes reforming the prison, shes trying to keep the peace, shes only lashing out when her grief is spun about by jinx and tht is constantly happening bcuz shes become the face of the revolution and Ambessa is constantly manipulating her to stoke the flames of her rage dglkjsldkjglksjgd even at her WORST, cait tried her best to mitigate deaths, to remove only those connected to jinx, and wanted to press for the release of the police state to try and calm the people,,,,, and then when she does give up her power, she literally HANDS IT TO SEVIKA to give her seat on the council, loses an EYE to protect her people, and is probably lauded as a war hero, which is why she won't be investigated like my girl was never a full blown fascist dictator, she was literally trying to wear the mantle her mother left behind her, literally shown in the scenes where she dons the cape, trying to be the person she had to be as a leader in the council where she has to be someone other than herself, something shes always loathed about topside, and she hated it, hated herself, the entire fucking time lgkjksjgdlkjgd i'm not excusing her actions, she fucked up and she will probably spend the rest of her life atoning bcuz thats just who she is but like the lack of nuanced thought when it comes to caitlyn in this fandom is so wild, esp since shes a narrative foil to jinx and so many people love jinx

This got long, ofc, thank you for the discussion anon:

Its like when people call her "kkkiramman" like nothing she did or believed ever aligned with the extremity of that hate group. She definitely became less sympathetic and understanding and colder, but she never full on hated zaun in it's entirety. We can still visibly see her reservations. She did have her hand and role to play but to believe she in anyway compares is absolute blasphemous.

We can hold caitlyn accountable without being god awful extremist about it.

People want to throw alot of buzz words around. But let's be for real for a moment and talk about how ambessa utilized and took advantage of caitlyn's grief to groom her into this person who would write off ambessa war crimes. The way ambessa continued to twist the knife and dangle jinx like a carrot in front of Cait.

Ambess orchestrating the attack on the memorial was the first match lit. Like she did not give a single fuck the collateral to get what she wanted. She took someone she could manipulate in her conquest to start a war so piltover would be forced to make the weapons she desired.

When we see Caitlyn waver in front of ambessa "the sword cuts both ways" ambessa is quick with her trained manipulation. Always coaxing the flames of caitlyn's hatred for jinx. Making sure that she can't even begin to consider if it would be worth it in the end. But also ambessa brought her this far so backing out now would've felt like a waste. Truly a defeat. She would've pushed vi away for nothing, in her mind.

Caitlyn is not absolved of her crimes. She literally says this herself?! Hello people. But people who write her off as irredeemable make my head spin.

If you think saying "she grew up privileged and had the luxury of grieving" suddenly makes every emotion in her go away then maybe you shouldn't be watching any shows or consuming media. Like the class war between piltover and zaun is very important but that's not what the take away is supposed to be and so many people miss that. Everyone wants to think they're truly fighting some irl classist war when they dont extend any nuance to Cait.

"She faced one death and couldn't handle it" girl she faced one murder, by jinx that she believes she could've prevented. She faced being abducted from her own bathroom by jinx. Like jinx truly terrorized her, yall expected her not to see red when it came to jinx. Maybe if they added little squiggly and distortions people would get the message that she was traumatized by jinx.

If this were any other show "the mental illness made them do it" would not be a write off for jinx.

I guess it's fine if silco and jinx terrorize their own people in zaun because they're on the same class level?

I love jinx but I wish people would look at her critically. Look at why she's such an interesting character. Jinx and Caitlyn are so much foils but people don't get that. Caitlyn is really wearing the crimes of every enforcer on her shoulder, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if fandom personally blamed her for killing vi parents.

I think we always saw that caitlyn was never too far gone which made every complacency hurt more. Wanting for her to wake up from her blinded rage that had her being ambessa accomplice, so to speak, so to say she is irredeemable... i cannot.

Someone will misread this and think I'm not holding caitlyn accountable or that I'm dismissing her actions. Which I'm not.

[stateswscarlet]

i want to manifest my desired face whenever i dont see a movement i go crazy and the cycle starts again, i just wanna get my df but im tired of this cycle i always go back and nothing happens, i feel like all that thing is waste of time but at the same time ik its true cuz i've manifested a lot of things. but whenever it comes to my df i cant stop wanting it and after fulfilling myself i feel like it's done, but after 10 mins it happens again. i start to get mad at 3d again and its just so .. i cried becaus i want my df and 3d makes me crazy. i feel like nothing happens im so desperate i dont wanna read 823823 loa posts anymore i just want to be pretty as like others. i hate that feeling of 'trying so hard' hope u answer

<3

this genuinely makes my heart hurt :(

this is what i told another anon:

“unrelated, idk what youre desiring to change about your face but make sure you’re approaching it from love and not hating/disliking your current self. it makes me so sad whenever people tell me theyre manifesting a whole new face thinking itll make them happy, prettier, attention from people, etc and it wont at all. changes starts within and you are more than worthy of being just the way you are and treating yourself with love and compassion.”

please understand that “getting” a physical change will never ever ever ever take away your insecurities or make you happier, fulfilled, nor will it make you feel pretty from the inside. literally look at all the supermodels and stars who are drop dead gorgeous who we pine after who are incredibly insecure and are constantly hyperaware of their insecurities and flaws.

PLEASE i beg you the best thing you can do for yourself is practice self love RIGHT NOW the way you are. stop waiting for some ideal face before you chose to love yourself, as that day will never come. you will find more and more reasons to feel insecure and upset at the 3D and be running in an endless cycle “manifesting” things to change but you’ll never be satisfied.

you need to remove your dependence from the 3D/outer world by understanding it can never give you anything. go within and instead of focusing so much on your face changing focus instead on the feelings of being secure, safe, etc regardless. stop chasing shallow things like pretty privilege and attention and anything else you THINK your df will give you (spoiler: it wont give you any of that).

coming from someone who isn’t conventionally attractive and used to hate herself and her looks, it is SO important to love yourself and accept yourself the way you are first before expecting others to do that. i learned to love myself exactly the way i am. my inner shift changed my attitude and how i viewed myself which led to others reflecting that. i started getting attention, pretty privilege, etc (which now i know are just shallow things) without a single physical change.

i really hope you understand where im coming from anon. its not that you cant have your df, but if youre unable to love yourself right now you wont be able to love yourself with your df bc youll find a million other reasons not to. once you remove this from the pedestal you have it on (thinking itll make you pretty, etc) it will be much easier to focus on the feelings of security and anything else you desire.

[meaningtotellyou]

actually my day is going to be great a lot better then yours because i work from home and just got a promotion with bonus where i don't have to work from home a lot now and get to go into my dental clinic more so back off and i don't have to worry about DEI i don't like DEI i think it should be removed from all stores and anywhere it is supported because there are very very disabled people out here who can't find jobs because of DEI you sound like a jackass on here talking about shit you don't know shit about.

im privileged enough to know i have nothing to worry about the next four years i hope you have the horrible day you deserve honey poo keep drinking that kamala koolaid poochie poo. i love to see you try and use the SAME come back that you use ALL the time for the mean anons if that's what you call being mean it's called me not agreeing your uneducated views you probably voted third party anyways the way you keep talking about this also seems very mentally ill you are very unhinged my dear i think you need some medication.

disabled people are included in DEI lol. and veterans too. just in case you didn’t know. DEI is not just about taking opportunities from black and brown people like you wish it was. anyway you sound a lil no child left behind yourself so im really not gonna waste any more of my time arguing with you. i just needed an outlet to take my anger out on this morning and you were just dumb enough to engage with me! bye bye melissa

[ofallthingsnasty]

Your last answer to another anon dropped so much lore!!!! im so invested in your ocs and reader characters(along with how you write Micah haha) its not even funny lol And it honestly made me sit down and try to figure out which of the reader characters( along with their kids) in 'capture kill' and 'through the briar' have it the worst💀 So I thought I would post my findings lmaoo

Bill Pros: Reader is actually allowed to go outside by themselves😱

Can yell at Bill and vent frustrations😂

Have a super sweet mother in law that will help you out as much as she can

Bill actually financially provides for you and your kids

Probably live in a pretty nice house

Cons: Can go outside but not without Bill making sure you smell like him, jealous old man smh -_- so lets hope you can walk afterwords💀

Deadbeat dad that is barely involved with the house work and raising the kids

Will not stop smoking near your kids

Reader is probably never allowed to say no when Bill wants some ass cause he sees her as property🥲

Poisons your sons with a bunch of toxic masculinity bleh

So I would give an 8/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Bill, would still choose him over Evan any day tho ( Evan is scarier in my opinion😭)

Evan Pros: Evan is an actually an involved father

Does love his son and raises him semi-well

Probably also live in a nice house( if you are even allowed out of the basement to see the rest of it)

Is pretty loving to the reader( unbearably so ugh)

Will help out with housework and keeping everything in order

Cons: Reader is never allowed to touch grass ever again

Will lose 'privileges' if she acts out 😬

Your son probably thinks its totally normal that mommy is kept in the basement, and is probably being taught that kidnapping your future partner is completely fine👌

I give an 9/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Evan, honestly being stuck with him sounds awful🥲 You are forever trapped and if you act out, you get punished, badly.

Micah Pros: He leaves reader in peace for extended periods of time so she doesn't have to deal with his bull that often

Reader can better protect her kids(especially her son or sons ugh imagine two or three mini Micahs running around🫠) from Micah's influence since he's gone for a lot of the time

If we are going with the canon, then reader only has to deal with Micah for a couple more years🙃

Cons: Reader and her kids are struggling financially cause Micah probably only gives her 10 bucks and a box of crackers to tie them over for the next month smh

Don't think he ever actually officially marries reader, he probably just pulled the good old 'you're mine now no take backs' move on reader lol

Micah doesn't really have much, if any form of affection for you(definitely doesn't love you💀 he cares more about his guns than you lmao) So don't expect him to treat the reader well just because she's the mother of his children.

Micah will be one of those mfs that demand his husband 'privileges' from you whenever he comes back home ugh

Probably live in the middle of nowhere in some run down cabin that Micah 'removed' the previous occupants from😶

Will poison your son or sons with toxic masculinity and with generally awful life lessons yikes

I give a 10/10 on how much it would suck to be married to Micah. Being stuck with this blonde bastard sounds like hell omg, please shoot him now John lol😭

After thorough research (lmao) In my opinion its a close match of who has it the worst between the reader that is stuck with Evan and the reader from 'through the briar'. So yeah I would choose Bill if I really had no other choice😓 But if you read this ridiculously long list hahaha, who do you think has it the worst?

Holy shit, anon... You SAT DOWN and ANALYZED who has it the worst between these two fics? I am actually speechless, this is such an honor omfg.

(Also lmao you're so funny "If we are going with the canon, then reader only has to deal with Micah for a couple more years🙃" and "Micah probably only gives her 10 bucks and a box of crackers to tie them over for the next month smh" I am cackling)

I think you're spot on, actually. Evan is really easy to underestimate but he's genuinely... not well when it comes to you. I think I mentioned it somewhere in an answer to an ask ages ago, but he actually has no issue with seriously hurting you for what he perceives to be "the greater good". That includes either taking a limb or shattering (and not properly mending) bone. Yes, he'll probably cry while he does it, will swear up and down that he hates doing this (and he does, he does) - but he has to do this. He's not the fun type of yandere. His little thing for you is kinda cute on the surface - until he has his first panic attack over you not answering your phone. (That is, if you two started dating 'the normal way'. Hah.) Personally, I think Micah is the worst out of the three, as well - simply because he has no issue with immediately resorting to violence. (And not with misguided motives like Evan, either.) Once he has you in a remote place and something isn't the way he wants it, I can actually see him getting physically abusive. We saw how he had no issue with shooting Maddy in Strawberry although she (probably) had hardly anything to do with that "unfinished business". I think running with Dutch kept him in check, reined him in. (He had to adhere to the rules of the gang, at least a little bit.) Another clue is Amos' letter to him - Amos being so scared for his family, his daughters, makes me think that Mister Bell is actually way worse than we've seen in the game. He already doesn't love you. You have your uses, yes, you're his - but fucking hell, you're a lot of fucking work, too. He has to keep you fed along with his brats and you're not even a pretty face to look at (to him. Now if we asked Arthur, that man would have married you immediately. But, as you know. Micah happened.) And maybe, that's the crux of this whole thing. There is no love here - there is with Evan and Bill. With them, if you were to completely give up one day, you'd have a (very controlled but) decent life, as far as the circumstances go. With Micah? Oh, you can try and try and try again, it will never be enough.

[ash-arts-a-thing]

Smash anon here, my laptop has decided that anything more then turning on is immediately worth removing wifi privileges entirely (the literal driver responsible for connecting to Wi-Fi deletes itself from my computer) so it will a hot second before I can confirm SBB to be playable. I can however tell u that my go to website, Vimm’s Lair, packages games as 7z files so you’ll need a 7z unzipper. And I just thought about it, the program I use, dolphin, works with Bluetooth controllers so I might be able to see if I can get the GameCube inputs instead of the Wii (GameCube and Wii Remote setups are funky on a mouse and keyboard). I’m sorry for the inconvenience and will get back to you soon with results hopefully.

Oh no, fam don’t even worry about it!! Im as patient as they come, please take your time!!

Currently I can’t get to my computer for another week or so, so hopefully I’ll be able to test and see if my computer can handle emulating anything other than a game boy advance game by then 😎

[shut-up-rabert]

not sure how relevant this is, but im gonna go off anyway coz im in a mood. to the previous anon who said that bjp is being extremist by removing the ABUNDANCE of mughals in textbooks.

you know what would be extremist? if they purposefully blacked out all paragraphs relating to a particular religion or dynasty.

which is what happens if you study in an indian school in some middle eastern countries. we had all (which is already the barest of bare) information related to chhatrapati shivaji maharaj, the cholas, the vedic ages etc. blackened out with thick markers. and if that wasn't enough, if they missed out on blacking something out, they'd make us do it with black or red pens. sounds fucking dystopian doesn't it? that's what extremism is.

removing chapters that glorify the rule of barbarous invaders, that too in the name of avoiding repetition, is not extremism lmao.

Lmao, not even surprised.

The truth is that Indians give too much credit to middle east because of how MBS tackles extremism in his country, which is a frustrating problem here, and UAE because they are “friendly” to other religions, right wing often uses it to put down indian muslims in various issues, but midst all this we forget that these are the same people who give their minorities the bare minimum rights so they will work, who ask immigrant workers to convert, who fund these muslim organisations that throw dirt onto us, fucking attacked Israel in support of a Palestine that wanted all Jews of the region dead.

Their communal bias is not as obvious as Pak or Bangla, because they do not have a cultural crisis ig that’s why, but believe me, their dislike for us even if we are not their priority is there.

As of what you say about Mughals being abundance and how removing them is not extremism, what can I say to that anon other than that with privilege comes ignorance. People really act like Mughal Courts singing and dancing is more important than learning about the Chola expansion, something so crucial to our history that we know nothing about, or even the dynasties of Rajputs, Marathas that played a big role in pre mughal history and mughal resistance.

These Mughals have basically eaten up our textbooks, and there’s supremacists nations out there using it to an advantage by completely deleting our indegenious history given its scarcity, because it won’t affect the current syllabus much.

[honeyymistt]

hey honeyy! i just wanted to rant for a hot minute simply bc idk how to handle this situation; i'm 20, and will move out soon to go to uni (in october, presumably) and my parents will pay for rent and food, which is v nice of them. but despite their reassurances that they'll pay for it, they are so passive aggressive, especially my mom. she just straight up told me today that "enough is enough" and basically said i need to move out asap bc i'm such a burden on them financially + i'm so spoiled and dumb and don't know how to real world works and she does (which ugh,, not to brag but they're loaded and i feel so heartbroken bc as a child they would spoil us rotten), but now she just wants to kick me out. i know at 20, i'm long overdue for moving out — and i will, soon, in like 2 months — yet my mom acts as if she couldn't wait for me to leave (which, okay, fair. same tbh) but idk what she wants me to do about it rn?? like i'm looking for jobs & am in the process of applying to different jobs, but that's somehow a time consuming process. it's just v stressful bc i feel betrayed, bc they always told me i should focus on school instead of getting a job, and it's my fault for not thinking for myself, but now i have no money saved up and i'll probably work a minimum wage job for the rest of the year every month (and the next years, like my whole uni time which is a-okay, it just stresses me out a bit). i think you're younger than me, so maybe this is very out of line for me to complain to you about?? feel free to just delete this ask, but i wanted to ask if you have any advice on how to deal with "loveless" parents and a dysfunctional family, where respect is requested but you as 'their child' are not brought the same respect bc you're 20 and still living at home. it's sooo funny bc i'm so gullible; my mom used to tell me the exact opposite for years — ‘no, it's fine that you're still living at home with 19’ and now she holds it against me bc she moved out at 17. my dad is also v mentally unstable, he has anger issues and never sees that he behaved wrongly, basically gaslighting me into believing it's all my fault for everything's that happening to me when something goes wrong. idk how to deal w/ this, everyone in this household is toxic and i feel trapped, despite my plans to hustle on the side and earn my own money. i'm stupid for feeling betrayed, but that's how it feels like. i think my mom stopped loving me a long time ago, like until i was 11 she loved me, but then i grew up and developed my own opinions, character etc. i just hate her so much. same with my dad. i hate relying on them for rent though and idk what to do (😭ik, this is a very, very privileged standpoint but idk how to handle all this hate; it's been getting worse these past weeks) — sorry for the lang rant!! 😭✋ hope your life is going great, though <3 -💌

hiii 💌-anon!!! im happy to hear from you :) i’m sorry to hear you are having a hard time 🥺 i'm sending you a virtual hug. i hope it cheers you up! <3

it makes me sad to read that you think that you're long overdue for moving out because you really aren't!! where i live, a lot of people are living at home until they graduate from university (possibly because it is very expensive to live where i live and no 20 year old is able to afford it🥴) but anyways, i actually don't think you're long overdue for moving out. i know that there a bunch of YouTube videos titled "MOVING INTO MY DREAM APARTMENT AT 19!" and yes, it's such a milestone but it's also so unrealistic. YouTube and being an "influencer" in general, pays really really well. not a lot of people are able to do what is "normal" to them. you are right on track! don't worry :)

reading about your parents really made me upset because you don't deserve to be talked to like that at all. a good parent takes care of their kid because they love them. they don't guilt trip them and tell them that they are a financial burden or that they're excited for them to move out. like your mom offers to pay for your rent and food but then tells you that you're a financial burden ?? like ma'am, where is the logic in that 😐 i'm sorry that she makes you feel unloved,, you don't deserve that at all :( i hate that you feel like once you developed your own opinions and character, she started to dislike you. that's what makes you wonderful!! you're a beautiful person, inside and out. don't let her opinions and actions tell you otherwise.

as for not knowing how the real world works, literally same. to be completely honest, i'm probably worse than you 😭 . i think i wrote this in one of my posts about my insecurities but basically i wrote that i don't know anything beyond school. i feel like i've been working so hard on being the "perfect student" that i'm so book smart but when it comes to very basic life skills, i feel like i'm lacking. i feel like i'm unprepared. whenever i tell this to my mom, she tells me that it's okay and that it's her job to take care of me and provide for me. one time she said "you have a whole life ahead of you to learn about taxes and cleaning and bills and finances and cooking. just enjoy the time right now. enjoy your life where it is. you're going to learn all of these skills eventually. the best way to learn them is just to experience life and make mistakes." so listen to my mom and try not to worry!! no one is born knowing how the real world works. you're going to be okay!

i think when it comes to dealing with loveless parents, you make up for it through your other relationships. one of my friends doesn't have the best relationship with her parents and whenever i ask her about it she says, "it's sad that i don't have the love that most people get from their parents but i get so much love from you, my other friends, my boyfriend, my cousins, etc. i know that there are people who care for me. these people are my family." maybe you and your family just need time apart. maybe your absence will make them realize that they didn't really treat you all that well. or maybe you'll realize that you deserve a lot better and that you don't want to be in contact with people who make you feel badly about yourself. time apart will give you time to come to terms with what you need! 🤍 if i were you, i'd get really excited for moving out in october because you're going to be removing yourself from this environment. you won't have to deal with feeling like a burden or dealing with your parents being cold towards you. you're moving out!! this is exciting!!! i'm excited for you!! everything will align and fall perfectly into place, i just know it.

i'll be by your side every step of the way - packing, moving out, moving in, unpacking, and we'll experience the harsh reality of the real world together :) i'm right by your side 🥺🌟🍯🤍

[peroxideprinces]

hey hey!! im here to throw myself in with the 'removing kneecap privileges for those anons' gang >:3 also here to remind you that youre a wonderful person and you deserve so much love and positivity, and im so sorry people with nothing better to do feel like its okay to harass you. if you havent in a while, remember to have something to eat and/or drink, if you can, ily dude 💖💖

hell yeah!!! we’ve got an entire army now!! >:D

fsdkjfjd hi i’m soft now woah,, i’ll go get some water now!! thank you for remindin me!! i love you too bro!! 💕💕💕

[johnnys-so]

Omg may I request a vixx!princes: Ravi descriptive imagine thing? Djsjjsksjzbsh

A/N: HEY LOVELY ANON. im so sorry it took so long ive been away from tumblr for a while BUT I HOPE THIS MAKES UP i’ve been reading lisa kleypass’ hathaway series and man this just fits IN!

Hmmm just for the case of ravi’s thingie being interesting, let’s make him the prince of a kingdom moving to democracy. I think Ravi would be the kind of person who’d be sad even if he was rich and privileged. He’d be very aware of just how privileged he is, sad because his subjects can’t get half of what he has.

So he’s usually sent away from his city on expeditions, mostly to maintain friendly relations with neighboring countries. because there is little he can do for his subjects, him being the second in line for throne and always being pro-democracy and against monarchy, he gets sent away to bring more trade into the country. his best friend, has always been the poor boy he made friends with in a market when he was young and now the boy has become his personal advisor and helps out with matters relating to the public. this boy, jung hoseok, is the reason Ravi has maintained his sanity in the poison like family that he has

one one of the trips to a different kingdom to maintain friendly relations, Ravi and Hoseok come across you. Frankly, its more accurate to say that its you that comes across Ravi as he has sneaked into your secret part of the south garden and he looks downright delicious, singing to himself against the trees.

you had always begged the gardener to ignore your part of the south garden because you loved the unruly bushes and trees. You believed that plants must be left to their freedom, and that’s exactly what ravi loved about the garden too. he had been drawn to it, trying to escape the huge set of ministers trying to suck up to him and hoseok, who was of the opinion that he should meet with those set of ministers

you sneak into the garden, and stand by a tree that perfectly hides you from his sight. but your pet cat has no ideas about hiding safely from the strangers and stalks confidently to him and looks up at him as of to ask, “why are you here big stupid kitty?”

ravi, the idiot that he is, bends down to pet the kitty and gets hissed at in return. thats when you rush forward to save him from your cat (who genuinely thinks she’s the queen smh) and you try to pry her away from ravi. “Im so SORRY” you keep apologizing, scared that a visiting prince was hurt because of you (or your cat) and that you were going to get blamed again for messing with foreign representatives.

ravi is so flustered by your sudden appearance, he doesn’t bother looking away because you are so CUTE in your riding clothes and trousers, literally scolding the cat in front of him and your hair is barely held together by the ponytail and wisps are flying everywhere. ravi, the guarded prince, who has always admired the easy messiness of common women, can’t help but be taken by you. he genuinely thinks youre just a tutor or maybe a staff at the palace

that’s why he reaches out for you easily when you nearly trip over a twig and land ungracefully, in the cocoon of his hands. it takes a while for the both of you to gather your wits, but you’re still verrrrry close and neither of you utter a word.

until hoseok comes rushing into the garden and nearly loses his head because LOOK AT THIS PRINCE he’s here holding a cOMMONER and he looks ready to smooch her oh my god. he’s going to lose his job this time for sure. this is too much S T R E S S

so hoseok clears his throat loudly and ravi only manages to hold you closer from the surprise, and you can almost smell the fragrance of sea spray and salt from his clothes. as if he’s lived by the sea all his life. you chuckle and push  his shoulders to separate each other, bow and leave immediately without a word

though ravi is a bit hurt, that even you don’t want to interact with him, he just leaves with hoseok and pours himself into smiling for every minister that meets him. that evening, your father the king invites everyone out to a lavish dinner and dance and ravi nearly spills his drink on hoseok when you walk in behind your father. (tbh, hoseok nearly lost his cool too because FUCK ITS THE PRINCESS GOT DAMN)

so ravi obviously wants to approach you but like HOW DARE HE when youre so pretty and he’s seen you in your trousers and the things he thought of after seeing you like that, even makes him blush. but hoseok is having none of it. he drags his highness the great shy prince ravi to you immediately and apologizes for interrupting your meeting earlier and thats when ravi splutters out “we weren’t meeting or anything it was nothing.”

and you quip, “ i didn’t think i was so unworthy of company Prince Ravi”

and he’s so shocked he doesn’t even realise that words are coming out of his mouth and he goes “but you’re so pretty i should be lucky AF to be around you and oh my god you look lovely right now”

and hoseok wants to throw champagne down ravi’s pants but when he looks at you, you’re blushing and staring weirdly at ravi and he realises maybe you’re the same type of crazy as his prince and slowly, hoseok slinks away

prince! ravi and you spend the entire ball in a small room looking out at the garden, with your dinner being served there and you keep talking about how you guys grew up and how you both believe the commoners deserve so much more and he nearly cries when you say he’d make a kind monarch, even if he wasn’t technically a king, because he’d be one of the people just trying to live

and thats the story of how prince ravi immediately goes back and has the courage to remove all the unnecessary taxes on commoners and challenges his father to try and stop him while he makes you his goddamn queen

the only other person who hates the idea other than the king is the head caretaker of the palace because he retires THE day you and your cat enter the palace. he ha severe cat allergies.

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Hey, sorry if Im misinterpreting, but you're a spiritual person, right? You have a vibe that gives off that you have a deep respect and love of nature, and that to me translates to being a very spiritual person. But I'm finding the more I study in my veterinary science career, the more my spiritual beliefs in nature diminish. I dont know.. it just makes me sad. Why cant science and my beliefs coexist? Im not dismissing science, I love science, but I don't want my spiritual beliefs to go away

Hi anon, I know how you feel. I lost a lot of faith in my former religion the more I learned about science, but I feel it's mostly because science and religion both make each other out to be enemies of one another. But really I think its that the pursuit of science encourages both questioning and doubt. And while those things are often purported to be the enemies of spiritual beliefs, a healthy spiritual belief has to be thoroughly questioned to be worth exploring.Yes, science can remove a lot of mysticism and woo when you know how something works, but knowing shouldn't have to diminish its spiritual power.I know God didn't place Adam and Eve in a garden 6,000 years ago. But I do know that each and every one of us is descended from a different kind of Eve, the same spark of life that birthed every living thing on the planet from the algae in the pond to the scientist creating the world's first thinking computers.Everything in the universe tends towards entropy. Stars burn out or burst, the universe cools, everything goes from a state of complex to less complex. But life. Life is the opposite.Life became an ammonite, that was dug up eons later by a human, who had the complexity of thought to carefully polish and clean it's stone remains and recognize it as ancestor.Life is the cosmic miracle, the thing that shouldn't be able to exist at all, yet everywhere it shouldn't be on this planet it manages to thrive. In a hot spring, in the permafrost, at the crushing depths of the ocean- and humans are the luckiest of all because we get to recognize it and name it and learn how it all connects to other things, and how we connect to it too.I can't tell you there's a way to make you feel more spiritual, because it's not really so much a feeling as it is a perspective. If humans serve some spiritual purpose, it is to create, to discover, and to ask questions and get some answers. You're a scientist, one who has the great privilege of helping others to heal. You take that knowledge gained through the many hundreds of years of human study and apply it with kindness to make life last a little longer.That sounds like a pretty spiritual existence to me.