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Halloween with the Chain, featuring our LU heroes in their various "costumes"!
#somebody tell time/fierce deity thats not how you carve pumpkins#sky didn't really have anything so he just gets to be Fi#and Fi gets to be excalibur... but she kinda is anyway#Warriors postman outfit exists in canon and im not mad about it#wind stole a pirate outfit#gerudo outfit wild!#four... being four. and attempting to be tall#fairy hyrule#bunny legend#lu wolfie#lu twilight#lu wild#lu time#lu hyrule#lu legend#lu warriors#lu four#lu sky#lu wind#lu dark link#can u spot him?#linked universe#halloween#if anyone is wondering why the next chapter of adatl is so late this is why lol
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happy ending where both Goombella and Vivian had a crush on Mario but then the two find love for each other because I want them both to be happy god damn it 👹
oh youll be so happy to know this is actually all im posting rn/j
but no really thats super funny. bcus thats kinda how it went before mario got involved and in the know
they are so stupid i love them
#actual idiots.all of them#(said affectionately)#paper mario the thousand year door#paper mario ttyd#paper mario#ttyd#vivian#vivian ttyd#goombella#goombella ttyd#vivibella#implied. marvibella . again#im so normal#postman's letters
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gord's gay ass in the background while im being body slammed into the ground
#LOCK THE FUCK IN BRO#dancing around like im not being manhandled by the fucking postman of old vale#he had light years to throw a quick left hook and get the job done but he has to fuck around#also i like how jimmy can somehow beat bif in a boxing match but simultaneously can be picked up and thrown to the ground with one hand#bif should've grabbed his stupid ass by the scruff of the neck#off topic. i apologise#bully canis canem edit#bully cce#bully scholarship edition#bully se#jimmy hopkins#gord vendome
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Guys i think he's lost
#im joking but still#there the hell is he#victor grantz#postman#idv postman#idv#identity v#idk what else#can you see wick close to victor?#he is here i swear
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my mains in ranked matches C:
#dont tag as ship#idv fanart!!! thats crazy!!! i should do more!!!#identity v#idv#naib subedar#victor grantz#luca balsa#idv mercenary#idv postman#idv prisoner#identity v mercenary#identity v prisoner#identity v postman#is this how u fandom tag. whao#~ art#naib subedar.fam#luca balsa.crsh#victor grantz.plat#i have a hybrid playstyle: first and foremost is being a rescuer main and the secondary depends but it could be anything#naib is my first choice all the time. i would focus on rescuing and bodyblocking as much as i can. so rescue/rescue#but i can also go rescue/support- and thats where victor is. his dog wick helps a lot with rescue believe me or not. many clutch moments#and there's rescue/decoding- but ... i think its more like decoding/rescuing. i always decode as luca because hes very fast at it.#but in emergencies i bring tide turner if rescuing presents itself nicely for luca. maybe all the other rescuer types are out of commission#-so i try to help a bit.#“jil what about knee jerk reflex or flywheel effect”#I ALWAYS FORGET TO USE THE FLYWHEEL EFFECT IM NOT USED TO ITSDJFHSJFHSJHDJS I WOULD ONLY NOTICE THE BUTTON AFTER I GET CHAIRED FGNGNFGF#knee jerk uhh... idk... doesnt really suit me LOL buuut i suppose i can try practicing it with it more. but... tide turner :pleading:#im not removing borrowed time either sooo :pleading: :pleading: HAHAH#buuut ya!!#theyre a funny trio :) luca and his antisocial friends /jj
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capcut pro is so worth it for the pocketcat vril edit guys
#my pocketcat soulbond like#accidentally found out about shmerg and how it got rebranded to furry blast and he wouldnt stop bothering me about it#HES LIKE DAAN i have to goto the nick fuentes Ye postman collab and daan is like pocketcat you would be the only white guy there#LARPING IS SO ENTERTAINING ITS JUST WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE DOING#whatever im a communist#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#pocketcat#funger#soulbonding#soulbond#soulbound
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I've been thinking about these two for a bit
#identity v#identity v postman#victor grantz#identity v the postman#idv postman#i found an artist over on twit that just had incredible art about these 2 in particular#ive had them at the back of my mind but ever since that they got me by the neck#herald full of spite anger confusion n embrace being jaded and resigned but still understanding and patient towards his past self. ugh#i should really try new brushes i feel like im doing pixel art sometimes with this. its an amazing brush though i love it but damn the pixel#anyway i dont know what im doing anymore but i did say i was going to be cringe n edgy here so i will. gestures wildly
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not inactive btw i just had one of those clip-out-of-reality moments and im slowly re-materialising
#not long ago i posted something to twt and someone said ''hey you've returned to the fandom'' I NEVER LEFT :'''D. it did crack me up though#this is me making scratching noises from inside the walls to let my presence be known#but yeah the past few months have been chaos#also working on the RBB postman art has made me realise how often i would talk about what im drawing and post so many WIPs/previews#but we're keepin it secret keepin it safe until posting so ;^)#but yeah i am drawing!!!! im drawing!!!!!!
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who up revering they autumn
#identity v#idv fanart#idv postman#victor grantz#and back to our regularly scheduled idv fanart!#thats a whole ass lie im still gonna reblog stp things bc its overtaken my idv obssession#unfortunately. or maybe not. thankj fuck#im still gonna make idv art though dw i have a long list of stuff to draw for this fandom#my art
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More Victor doodles cum colouring practice plus some other guys
The watsons are @ask-victor-grantzcampbell 's fault. Kind of. Not really but still
#identity v#victor grantz#idv postman#identity v postman#idv#unconcerned art#aesop get ur goddamn boyfriend out of my head /j#evidently i started out with the kyoto neo victor n then i started to fill up the empty space#watson grew on me so fast im so sorry ill see myself out#jose is rocking the lestrade outfit what????? richard also looks so good. sussu baka#alice is there cos i had an obsession with victorian era dresses so i couldnt help myself from doodling it#im definitely not forgetting anyone else from the collab /j#i can also strike off pantaloon from my to draw list#hes such a pain to draw. i love the design but god. what the fuck#anyway im sorry for making watson serve cubt it will happen again /shot
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forgot to post thiz 😔😔😔
#identity v#identity v fanart#identity v fandom#fanart#victor grantz#idv postman#digital art#small artist#im tired
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Jude St. Francis you are making me so unwell
#help im only 200 pages in and so much has already happened to this poor man#wym theres still 500 pages during which tragedy can strike#i don't want that#a little life#jude st francis#hanya yanagihara#books#jess talks#pls no spoilers i only just finished The Postman
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please make more vivian-goombella-mario stuff, it genuinely warms my heart
feeding the brainworms
#they deserve to live in comfort#waauhhgghhh i love them so much ..#postman's letters#paper mario#paper mario ttyd#paper mario the thousand year door#ttyd#vivian#vivian ttyd#mario#goombella ttyd#goombella#no idea what their shipname would be#marvibella#(?)#okay that sounds so cool im gonna keep that
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a comma in the middle of a phrase (it changed the meaning)
Fandom: 第五人格 | Identity V (Video Game)
Relationship: Aesop Carl | Embalmer/Victor Grantz | Postman
Summary:
Aesop Carl has never written a letter to a living person before. Victor Grantz has set up his mind to change that.
It's not the only thing he changes.
#i wrote aesvic lmao#LISTEN. ive been playing wayyy too much idv and thinking wayyy too much about them#ik this fandom is small so if i have to shamelessly self promote to get the five other people who care about this ship to find this fic#then thats what im gonna do#aesvic#aesop carl#victor grantz#aesop x victor#vicsop#fanfiction#fic recs#fic reccomendations#ao3#archive of our own#identity v#idv#id5#embalmer#postman#and yes the title is a hamilton reference because im lame <3#writing
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man ive got like 5 great ideas for silly stupid catwin art. here's hoping i have some motivation tomorrow ✌
#wish me luck lads#im also debating trying my hand at this In Hades Style thing despite never having played the game#i kinda want to do a series of them on the secondary cast#mick and jenny and CK and maybe even the Ghost Postman or Maxine#idk#i have a huge amount of inspiration and absolutely no executive function rn rip#dense rambles#catwin
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ALRIGHT here's postman tips i keep in mind when i solo-queue 💌
Before I go into details on each letter, general thing but Victor is very reliant on teammates using pings!!
Tranquility Letter:
-When you first jump into a match, keep tabs on who pings decoding progress first. i wouldn't recommend giving anyone tranquility letter until another teammate pings that the hunter is chasing them so you're sure they will actually use the letter. I would also not recommend immediately using this letter until you find a working cipher.
-Prioritize tranquility letter at the beginning of the match. It increases decoding by 10%. Even if the hunter is chasing you at least try to make sure you send the letter just so that decoding is done while you kite. Ideally the best target to give it (who isn't currrently kiting) is a character with a decoding debuff like Mercenary, Batter, or Forward, so that they will be closer to finishing their cipher by the time someone goes down.
-This letter is relatively straightforward, just use it to help push ciphers quicker for the people decoding while someone is kiting.
Inspiring Letter:
-If you have no tranquility letter in your selection and someone is currently kiting, alongside farewell and urgent letter this is a very safe letter to give to the person kiting. It increases the person's vaulting speed by 10%
-While most of vic's letters have a limited use time, Inspiring letters do not have a cooldown and last as long as the match does unless Victor gives the person a different letter. Meaning this letter is *extra* useful for characters with slower vaulting speed like mechanic and mind's eye, but on the opposite end can make characters with faster vaulting even more annoying like batter, lol.
-This letter works better early game and ok late game, but endgame is where its important to put distance between a kiter and the hunter is where farewell and inspiring letters can give near immediate distance
Farewell Letter:
-I consider farewell and inspiring to be interchangeable enough that you can choose either/or for a person who's currently kiting and it would be fine, but farewell letter does give the person a 3 second speed boost of 40%.
-It's the fastest speed compared to urgent letter, but at the cost that you need a pallet to vault for it to activate. which is why i'd prioritize giving a person just rescued from chair urgent letter over farewell, but this letter is still solid.
Urgent Letter:
-Increases movement speed by 10% for 15 seconds, so its really useful when kiting but like i said before, both farewell and inspiring are also good choices in the case you don't have urgent in your selection.
-I usually give this letter to someone who was just rescued from chair. Even if they get downed, if they have tide activated then they can use it to create distance from where they were chaired. Which is why its very useful to escape basement, if the kiter pings that they're kiting near basement, or they've already been rescued from a basement chair.
-Said it before but urgent letter + farewell are great letters for detention kiters becaus it puts immediate distance between them and the hunter.
Bravery Letter:
-Pretty straightforward, you always give this letter to the person pinging that they're going to rescue. Even if they don't ping, if you see someone decoding relatively close to the chair, or someone is already moving towards it, make sure to give it to them.
- Increases recipient's Rescue Speed by 30%. Also increases recipient's Movement Speed by 10% for 180 seconds when near a rocket chair, so this letter can be very useful against double hit campers like Jack, Hastur, Antonio, or chip camp hunters like BonBon and Galatea.
-Even if rescue characters already have kits built for rescuing, give it to them anyways if there's no tranquility letter to give to someone else decoding OR you think they won't be able to make it to the chair before half/they're about to die
Hope Letter:
-This letter does reveal the dungeon to the person who gets it, but even more importantly it can increase exit gate decoding speed by 15%. This is so important to make sure you give the hope letter either right before the final cipher pops OR right afterwards.
-Give this letter to someone you know will probably decode an exit gate over the detention kiter in the hopes they get dungeon. If the detention kiter goes down before/after they get your letter it would be worthless at that point. Always prioritize someone opening the gate, because a lot of hunters either have teleport, trumpcard teleport, or the slow gate decoding trait and they will likely teleport after downing/chairing the detention kiter. Your main priority is opening the gate as fast as possible before the detention kiter goes down which is why this letter is so important.
-If the gates are already open and everyone else alive escapes/already died then sure give it to the detention kiter in the hopes they get to dungeon
Peeking at Letters
-Basically when Victor selects himself instead of other teammates, only he gets the buff. Instead of the delay period of usual letters getting to the recipient, the buff you select is instantly given to victor.
-Avoid using letters on yourself unless you're the one kiting, or if you know you're the only person decoding while everyone else is rescuing/harassing and use tranquility letter on yourself.
-If you're being chased then I consider urgent or farewell letter to be the best ones for kiting, depending on how reliable you think you can get to a vault
Wick Tips
-Wick's travel speed delivering letter buffs depends on how far away you are to the recipient. Which means there can be a long delay between them getting it. A little trick I try doing is giving a urgent/farewell letter to a person who's currently chaired if they're far away from where i am, but the rescuer is also about to rescue them. that way, they get the buff almost immediately after they get rescued instead of waiting for the long delay if you give them a letter afterwards (though this depends on accurately predicting when the rescuer will rescue, so it's risky.)
-If someone else is kiting close to where you're decoding, and they're injured, i'd recommend throwing wick at the hunter to slow them down. same for if they teleport to your cipher/gate, throw wick where you see the red cloud a second after it happens.
-Usually you don't want to look back for a long time to aim wick more accurately because that can throw off where you're actually going, just throw him when they get close but not close enough that they could still down you with one hit.
-If you're rescuing but a hunter injures you before you can make it to chair, chuck that dog at them like its a football and chances are you'll make it to rescue the person chaired in time
#identity v#disclaimer im an A badge victor in alicorn this is just what i do in matches which might not be best for every1#other postman mains r free to add things if they want!#postman idv
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