#im not freaking out its fine!!!!!!!! im fine!!!!

[laiosbun]

͙͘͡★ thigh riding with laios . . .

sorry im ovulating rn im afraid this is a bit ooc . . anyways smut ahead ! cw : thigh riding , dry humping , finger sucking (?) , laios and you r both freaks and needy for eachother . .

you were feeling hot and bothered, like a burning ache that’s coursing through your body and it needs to be relieved right this second !! thankfully laios was on duty tonight to keep a close eyes on you and the others, and since you couldn’t sleep you decided to join him

that’s when laios noticed how you seem to be.. flustered? you were all red and couldn’t even sit still, like as if you’re in heat. of course, he didn’t said that but just points it out. you told him you’re fine and felt just a bit.. hot. maybe the room you were in is just heated. but god you couldn’t ignore the man infront of you..

he just looks so.. delicious.. and your eyes couldn’t stop staring at his crotch.. and his chunky thighs.. you just wanna get up on it and ride him..

laios had his eyes focused on his monster food guide book thingy.. and he looks so handsome like that, he has such beautiful strong features— especially that big nose of his. it truly accentuates his face. before you knew it you were staring at him for awhile, that’s until his voice snaps you from your thoughts

“you’ve been staring at me for quite sometime.. is everything alright?” his gentle voice makes your body shiver in need, wanting to hear him say your name out and more

“not really.. laios.. this might be weird but.. could you.. help me out with something?”

you asked awkwardly, rubbing the back of your neck while avoiding eye contact with him. laios however seems excited to help you out, giving you a nod “of course, if it helps you sleep, i’d be glad to”

that’s when he realized this wasn’t a normal kind of help..

there you were, clinging onto his shirt, whimpering into his chest as your hips move along his thigh. fuck, you were so wet, your slick was covering his pants. laios sat there shocked and seemingly silent from this.. lewd action. it was certainly not something that he thought of, but he wasn’t complaining either

his eyes looked over your body, seeing the way your hips move against him makes his moan hitch in his throat, your body jerking everytime you grind against a good spot. holy shit— all of this was new to him.. and it’s gotten him all aroused right now, feeling his pants strain against himself

laios mindlessly moved his hands from the ground and plants on your hips, guiding you on his thigh, his eyes scanning your face and body to see if you’d make any sort of movements that will make you want for more— that’s when he starts to move his thigh underneath you, tapping his foot on the floor so there’s some sort of vibration against your cunt

he was breathing heavily now, his hand slowly moving up to cup your cheek, giving it a gentle caress with his thumb. your face moved to meet his hand, giving his palm a soft kiss— and that’s when his thumb grazed over your lips and slowly pushes it in, watching as your mouth wrap around it, gently sucking on it

that scene itself made laios feel like he was about to explode all over, with a shaky breath he decided to pull his thumb out and replaced with his index finger, pushing it in your mouth again and lets you suck on it. the feel of your warm mouth around his finger, that tongue flicking against the pad, god, he couldn’t take this any longer

another finger found its way inside your mouth and you willingly took it. his eyes bore into yours, the tension building up as he rocks his foot even more, other hand gripping onto your hips a bit tighter than before, earning a whine from you

that’s when he pulled his fingers out and lean in for a kiss, slipping his tongue into your mouth as he claims it, a soft groan leaving his lips when you tug on his clothes tighter, pulling him closer. he pulls away from the kiss and grabs onto your hips with both of his hands, picking you up from his thigh and puts you down onto the floor gently

your legs instinctively spreads open for him, and he moves closer so his bulge meets your damp panties, humping against you. fuck— that felt so good, he needed more. his hips move and grinds against you, some of his precum already staining his pants along with your wetness, the scene all too much for him

he was moving so ferociously against you, groaning into your neck, murmuring some words that sounded like praises, making you feel even needier than before. the way his voice sounds so rough and needy, feeling dumb against his harsh thrusts and grinding

“you’re so good for me.. please.. n-need to cum.. uuhng..”

both of you were close at this point, just want to reach your peaks. laios hand found its way back to your mouth and inserts a finger to shut you up, not wanting to make too much noise in fear of waking the others up (if anyone could hear it by now it’s definetly chilchuck..)

“shh.. don’t.. be too noisy.. y-you’re gonna.. gonna.. shit.. wake them up..” he whispers into your ear, giving it a livk before nibbling on it. his hips then thrusts against you so hard, like as if he was rutting deep inside of you, feeling so close to the edge— and you were too, wrapping your legs around him and meeting up to his thrusts

that’s when he grinds up slowly, cum staining the both of you. your hips still continues to move a bit more, reaching your orgasm and finally cums against him aswell, both of you were grinding against eachother, trying to get off the high. you were all sweaty and sticky, god. how did you even manage to cum undone from just— this..?

“you did so well.. that was.. so good..” his voice then breaks the air, leaning down to give you a kiss on the cheek with that cute grin on his face. yeah, you were smitten.. you leaned up to kiss him back “you did good aswell.. thank you, for actually helping me out..”

you both cleaned up afterwards.. then you went off to sleep feeling content

sometimes in life u just need to be a bit ooc to get calm your desires down. bless

also ignore how half assed it got near the end . . i got lazy n lost ideas LOL

[tigerdrop]

Got any fun thoughts to share about Ford and Bill?

they drive me crazy dude. i have a lot to say about them so im putting it under a readmore

ive been billpilled for 1 million years dog. hes like the Blueprint. bills the perfect entity to me: terrifying shapeshifting demon who can slip into every corner of your mind and read all your thoughts and memories. and also hes a cartoon character with noodle arms and a cute shape. and hes a pathetic worm whos hung up on his human ex. and hes a funny little guy whos playful and mean and delights in tormenting you but juuuust enough so that he doesnt break you. Hes so awesome

like. listen. this isnt going to be a surprise if youve read literally anything ive ever written. but if bill possessed ford and slammed his hand in a car door and got a kick out of it and put him in a funny little outfit id be fine about it. ford was literally in a 24/7 freeuse lifestyle with him so why WOULDNT he

yeah im kind of a masochist. Why do u ask

put his ass in a horny neurotic guys body and see what happens. hit his dick with a cartoon mallet for fun. slap him around a little. feels cool and neat! like "human bodies are so responsive, huh" said while blanfords about to jam a fork into an outlet (thats my name for it btw. Im not looking it up)

what if i hurt you?? what if i dropped you??? Just kidding :-)

i dont know how much genuine sexual pleasure bill would get out of it so much as the thrill and novelty of a new human sensation but i think that could be fun in and of itself. jacking off with another guys body in a weirdly distant way like Haha Wow. Im getting kind of flustered here! (actively jamming a coke bottle into his pussy)

and the thing that really drives me crazy about ford is how much fetish shit he thinks about/makes inventions for/has inflicted upon him. i think in the series finale hes tied up like 3 fucking times. its insane. he wants to give up control of his body so fucking bad dude!!!!! (exhibit A: ford going limp like a kitten whenever hes picked up. it happens more than once.)

and theres even more contrived bondage bits in the deleted scenes! its maddening. hes an insane obsessive bdsm-lifestyling pervert and hes likethe ideal guy to match bills freak

hes soooo fucking easy. its so much fun to me. theres something really erotic about the way bill makes him feel special about his hands......like.......its naked flattery but its also kinda true. its weird. he likes weird shit. and ford falls for it soooo easy. drives me nuts

now walk with me. think about how easy that same interaction would transfer to ford being transgender. and your not allowed to get mad at me bc this is just my thing now

its so strange! kind of captivating. bills been around the block but the western conception of transmasculinity is so recent that for him it might as well be a blink of the eye. so i think it would be new to him. especially given when he actually makes a deal with ford. just another special thing about his special little guy. he *knew* there was something about ford

and to be frank i think that if you were a transmasc pervert in the 70s and a dream demon came along that understood you inside and out and can make all of your bizarre fantasies come true. well. you would have been fucking stupid not to fuck him

i need to read the book of bill so fucking bad bc the extra context of bill being super hung up on ford drives me CRAZY!!!! i love bitter lovestruck jerks. i love divorce. and i think they could and should hook up again. bad guys that are reluctantly forced to stop being so bad are so much fun and fords huge fucking ego didnt go anywhere. i think bill could convince ford to give him a second chance. at least just to hook up for old times sake

anyway. im making a bill itabag. Gotta go

[spookyprime]

Todays warmup: Timkon clone baby

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

I need everyone to know that speedsters are allergic to nanobots.

No, seriously. They're allergic to nanobots.

Speedsters have absolutely insane metabolisms, which means that they have an absolutely insane immune system. They don't get sick. Ever. Their immune system works at warp speed and takes out germs the second they enter their body. Call germs 'the Rogues' because they're getting tackled by super speedy blurs before they can even think about causing issues.

Okay, so they have a great immune system and don't get sick ever. What does this have to do with nanobots?

Great question! When nanobots are injected into a speedster's body their immune system sees them as a threat. Only problem? It doesn't matter how fast or efficient their immune system is, their body can't destroy a bunch of tiny metal robots.

Because their bodies can't fight off the nanobots they start to display typical cold/flu symptoms instead. Vomiting, fever, runny nose, coughing, being tired, ect. The nanobots aren't causing this reaction. Their own immune system causes this reaction. The fever is the bodies attempt to kill off the 'germs'. The vomiting, runny nose and coughing is the body's attempt to expel the 'germs'. They feel tired because their body is putting everything into fighting off the 'infection'.

In a normal person the nanobots wouldn't even be an issue because they'd be able to avoid detection. They can't avoid detection in a speedster body because their immune systems are dialled up to 500 out of 10.

As a result you get instances like this:

(Inertia had injected Bart with nanobots and Bart had a reaction)

Just an FYI for people because this is extremely fun and versatile information. Especially because none of the speedsters are really aware of this and it doesn't kick in right away. I could totally see a situation where a mission requires nanobot injections and mid mission the speedster goes down out of nowhere. It's also great if you want to do a stereotypical sick fic or something and want to get around that pesky speedster immunity.

Anyway, it's fun information so I thought I'd share

[sonknuxadow]

^ epic sonknux win btw

[angelogistics]

bestows the highest honor upon beloved characters (lion dance AU)

[eromrevencrow]

some of you just gotta approach these shows more lightly lmao, like have some fun!!!!

[ef-1]

🍷<3

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!!??!!??!!!!?!!

sometimes arrows find their mark! oopsie!

[skunkes]

are you okay with people taking inspiration from your art style?

inspiration yes! I have some mutuals that have taken insp from little aspects of my style (and vice versa) i think "stealing" (AND OSMOSING) is how ive cobbled together my own art style. but the important part is the osmosing and integrating into your own style and not just directly stealing and emulating specifics to look exactly like mine its so scary 😭 my personhood....

i wldnt even mind doing studies or such (as long as credited) as long as u eventually Osmose....dis happened to me a few yrs ago, i took heavy inspo from a creator who approached me abt it and i had to of course apologize and then also explain that i wasnt coming for their personhood, but just exploring for a few drawings (which was true! + they appreciated dis clarification)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

God. The thing abt the uchiha is that. Yes. It was fucked up that no one trusted them and they got pushed further and further from the village center. However. They were also a clan of ninja cops with fucked up magical eyes that they supercharge by getting horrifically traumatized. So like. I also would not fucking trust them.

[marcsnuffy]

as the tumblr's resident snuffy expert I have to ask you what you think snuffy and lorenzo's actual legal relationship is (like did he take on the role of his guardian or is he technically more of a sponsor) and furthermore what you think their dynamic is like behind the scenes. like even if you accept the idea that snuffy is more of a father figure to lorenzo than an employer there's no way that this guy who was a homeless orphan until he was a teenager and the man who took him in *on the basis that he be athletically successful* have like. a normal unremarkable parent-child dynamic

Thanks for the question, sorry about the yapping

I'm torn on how to answer the legal relationship question. To me, it depends on how old you think Lorenzo is during the flashback. I always thought he was around 15-16, so I rarely consider an option where Snuffy isn't his legal guardian. However I could see some PIFA fuckery involved to avoid any legal trouble in the case he didn't have a legal guardian involved before becoming an adult legally.

Even then the process for getting gold teeth takes more than one day (all the visits you need to get your teeth properly checked for the procedure, the healing process takes months and more visits, etc) and he was near death so I'd like to think he was taken care/supervised of by Snuffy during that time (which is why Lorenzo's so attached to him). (the amount of care is up to interpretation bc it's hc territory anyway)

After that, when Lorenzo started playing football, *then* it's more of a sponsor/employer/advisor?/mentor? situation that occasionally bleeds into guardian-adopteé territory but never completely. I think they had something similar to how Ray Dark ended up dropping Kaiser at the BM dorms, except I think Snuffy directly had a hand in training/teaching Lorenzo before and still kept somewhat in contact during. I also like to think he got him a tutor or something, but this is more so I can sleep well at night. Snuffy IS the "what will you do when football's no longer an option" guy anyway so it's not unrealistic.

I need to add somewhere in this post that I believe/know in my heart that Snuffy picking up Lorenzo happened a bit after Mick died (months, maybe a year max) and specifically because of it. Comparing dead Mick & almost dying Lorenzo was super common when ch. 229 came out so I won't elaborate much on it, I just wanted to mention it.

Dynamics wise... There's too much going on for them to be in a normal boss and employee situation, Snuffy isn't fazed by Lorenzo's antics at all, Lorenzo goes up to Barou* to convince him to succeed Snuffy while also bringing up Snuffy's promise to Mick and also just everything about Lorenzo's reaction to Snuffy going back on his retirement, he literally told Barou he loved him & offered him a gold tooth. I don't think he says that to anyone yknow

*and by the way this interaction always stands out to me, since the timeline of events is not clear at all. all bc the fucking blue lock building is built like a prison and idk what time it is. I think Snuffy&Barou´s conversation happened at least some hours or a day after the Ubers introduction bit. During Lorenzo's backstory dump they're wearing pajamas but then Snuffy tells them it's time to train, so I assume it's the morning after that. Anyway I wonder if Snuffy just told him about it or if he directly asked him to talk to Barou. I feel like it's the former (given their reactions to Barou accepting Snuffy's deal) but the setup kinda makes it feel like the latter. whatever it was I think it's evidence for me to say that Snuffy trusts Lorenzo.

And I feel like there's nothing direct I can point to to say they're close enough to have a regular parent and child relationship. Still I feel like just by having Lorenzo be a NG11 and the fact that he enjoys football and doesn't scream cry and throw up when he loses or when he is inconvenienced (THE BAR IS ON HELL) makes me think Snuffy is mostly a positive influence on him. I like to think Snuffy does care a lot about him but he's the type of guy that shows it by meddling (kinda like Reo or younger Sae (who wasn't much of a meddler iirc. this makes sense in my mind)) and just isn't that visibly affectionate with anyone anymore.

More about the father and son thing. This is also headcanon territory I'm sorry. I don't think they, like, go out fishing as a bonding thing or anything like that. but I do think they don't go a week w/out talking bc I think Snuffy's a bit neurotic about how the people he cares about are doing because of reasons and Lorenzo loves talking people's ears off about everything and nothing. I think Lorenzo tried giving him an expensive gift with one of his first paychecks and mentioned "paying back his debt bit by bit" as a joke that wasn't really a joke and Snuffy's face twisted & he said something along the lines of Lorenzo not owing him anything and it was awkward between them for a while after that. I think its fucking WEIRD but they care abt each other and that's what matters

TL;DR: I think there had to be a point where Snuffy was his legal guardian or at least acted like it to some degree. In regards to their dynamic behind the scenes, that is not a father that is a grieving tutor-guardian-mentor-advisor-employer-professional football player and his renowned domesticated possum employee/adopteé who is soooooooo normal about worth.

[shineaxee]

Roman Knifes Gerri! All in a days work!

[toytulini]

man the thing about beauty standards and being ugly and being pretty and being insecure is that ultimately you do just kinda have to Decide that youre pretty. like ultimately thats how you become pretty, or hot, or sexy. you have to just Decide that you Are. you have to recognize that its made up, its arbitrary, its subjective, and that people might disagree with you about it, and as much as you are able, you need to completely and utterly disregard their opinions on your appearance, and decide that youre pretty now. and THEN.

you need to find beauty in "ugly". you need to recognize that ugly is made up, that its arbitrary, that its subjective, and you need to be able to find the beauty in it all. and this means you cant bodyshame people. you cant body shame shitty celebs or politicians. you need to base your criticisms on the substance of their character and misdeeds and unhinged horrific opinions and not give a shit about what they look like. you cant go calling people ugly for being shitty. you cant go calling people ugly for looking A Way You Dont Like.

and then if you wanna really galaxy brain this shit you start using ugly as endearment. OBVIOUSLY do not fucking call other human beings ugly. that shit is far too loaded, its just Rude. Dont call specific features of people or even characters ugly cos thats also too loaded. as a term it has baggage. but you can see the ugly in tacky, loud, garish clothing, and it can be Good. you can see the ugly in a distinctive, horrible tiny car from the 90s, and it can be good. you can see the ugly in animals that have evolved to look the way they do, without a single thought of what humans find appealing. you can see the beauty and the freedom in "Ugliness". you can break out of this shit altogether and feel nothing but disdain for anyone who stoops to insulting your appearance if they disagree with you about shit. you can get completely out of the cave of these beauty standards. you can find it so freeing to revel.in letting yourself be ugly. in recognizing that the way you look and exist might be ugly to some people, and youre out of the cave enough to simply recognize. thats just your opinion and it doesnt matter. didnt ask.

you can look at ppl arguing about the correct amount of skincare products to use daily, the Correct Amount of makeup, and whether or not its radical to conform to beauty standards or defy them and argue about is it really conforming if visible makeup pisses men off, and you can say, well I dont care about any of that, I recognize the societal pressures of flawless skin and all that but you see,

I just want to look like a silly little clown :o3

[quietwingsinthesky]

if supernatural was any good, they would have had mary and lucifer sleep together in the apocalypse world. this would have solved zero problems with the show, but it would have created a hundred more interesting ones than they already had.

[pleaktale]

My cat's expression after I scolded him for eating a piece of double-sided tape. It wasn't the 1st time.