#wh fantasy au

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinkin' about Bardaby and his illusion smoke...

[weevmo]

Spook Month -Spook Month - SPOOK MONTH - ! I hope the Welcome Home Neighbors have a wonderful October full of candy corn and spiders!!

[l0ganberry]

MY HOT GLUE GUN CAME!!!!!

YIPPEE!!!!!!

I CAN FINALLY MAKE WARLOCK WALLY'S STAFF CRYSTAL WITH THIS BAD BOY!!

I feel a bit violent now with it. You may feel concerned.......

[vryfmi]

this au again [part I] [part II]

[dreamdragoness]

"Come on, Stacy! I wanna see! I wanna see!"

"Y-Your Majesty. I-I don't know if this is right for me. I-I mean, I'm just a maid. This is just..."

"Oh, don't start that again! I know you're a maid, but you're also THE maid that saved the King of Hearts from poison. And the fact that you have impressed him so much that he promoted you to his personal maid? He told me he'd NEVER get one! So of course I've just got to get to know such a person!"

Stacy blushed at the Queen of Clubs' words. As she had been telling the King of Hearts repeatedly, what she did wasn't anything special. Not to mention she felt that the role of the king's personal maid was more hazardous than a regular one with the possibility of her being revealed as a spy from the Joker Kingom pretty high.

So when Julie Joyful, the current Queen of the Club Kingdom and the most accomplished battlemage in the Three Kingdoms, suddenly appeared and dragged Stacy from the castle and into a shopping district usually meant for nobles, the maid found herself struggling to figure out what happened as the queen started picking out dresses for her.

Like with the King of Hearts, the Queen of Clubs seemed uninterested in the fact that Stacy was a "mere maid" and continued to treat her like a doll in a game of "dress-up." She even went ahead and did Stacy's hair in a style she hadn't seen yet.

Seeing that she wasn't going to get out of this, Stacy complied and stepped out of the changing room. She heard the queen gasp in surprise as well as the store staff. Stacy wasn't a self-conscious person being a Joker, but the way everyone in the store was staring at her in shock made her uneasy. Then, the queen rushed over and ushered Stacy over to a mirror with a gold-and-jeweled frame.

"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! You! Look! Amazing! I hardly recognized you! And with your bangs, you could easily pass as a member of Hearts nobility!"

Her curiosity getting the better of her, Stacy turned her gaze away from the hyperactive queen and looked at her reflection. Her mouth dropped open as she saw why everyone had gasped earlier.

The dress the queen had chosen for her was a red-and-gold dress with white trim on the neck and elbows, her hands covered in white elbow-length gloves. Her new hairstyle added to the surprise. It was down, allowing her curls to be free while the strands at the sides of her head were pulled back into a bun. Her bangs remained the same, but now Stacy could see that they were, indeed, near-heart-shaped.

As the Queen of Clubs gushed over how beautiful the maid was in the outfit and began to gather more for her to try on, Stacy found herself mesmerized. Even though she is in line for the title of Harliqueen, she admitted the Hearts style looked good on her.

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A little idea popped up in my head for the Royalty AU story I'm making. I am currently making two images showing Stacy's interactions with King Wally, I just couldn't get this encounter with Julie out of my head.

This takes place a week after Stacy is promoted (by order of the king, of course) to the king's personal maid. Julie, who is extremely curious because Wally had stated time and time again that he wasn't interested in having a personal maid, really wants to get to know Stacy and does so by dragging her on a shopping trip. The Queen of Clubs pays of course, but now Stacy will end up with a bunch of fancy outfits that she has no use for.

I intend on doing a piece with Stacy in her Joker Kingdom outfit, but here's a bit of context.

In the Joker Kingdom, the ruler is called the "Harliqueen," the "King of Fools," or the "Monarch of Joker" depending on their preferences. Stacy is the princess of the Joker Kingdom, but the crown can be passed onto someone else if the Cards of Fate find them worthy. Only the ruler of the Joker Kingdom has the power of the Cards. If Stacy becomes the new Harliqueen, she'll inherit the Cards from her father, the current King of Fools.

I'll had more info regarding the Joker Kingdom once Stacy's image is done.

The dress Julie is wearing is one that she wears when she goes into town. It's not canon in @neonross' au as far as I know, but I see Julie having an insanely large wardrobe.

Royalty Au: @neonross

Welcome Home: Party Coffin

Stacy Flannigan: Me

[expectsomechange]

Copying my good ol' friend @dreaminghighh

So credits for them cause they did this exact talk hhhhsjsjs

Anyways, I'm working on a drawing rn of fanart for ribbons (zooted-ribbons, go see them they have a cool character they roleplay as) and it might take a little while, cause my motivation is completely burnt but I have so many good ideas for my comic and for the fanart!

Anyways, these two are good, please check them out

@ann0ingg3mila <- posts about her welcome home au which is cool and is showing the designs for some of the neighbors and makes little comics cooler then mine! (I'm not cool, but still I'm saying that hers are still interesting and I am begging to know what that clock person is)

@dreaminghighh <- will be posting some drawings more then usual, she missed drawing and she also makes little cool creatures that aren't fully human, same with @ann0ingg3mila and me!!

Check them out pleaseee!

[siamesephoenixrandomideatank]

(Warhammer Fantasy Battle AU) Warhammer Whackheller AU Pt.1 (Old World Humans)-Modernized with altered Grittiness

In Warhammer Whackheller AU(or WH Whack, if you prefer it short), Archaon the Everchosen’s End Time attempt went utterly failed. Mallus (A.K.A. World-That-Was) stayed, as its civilizations, even ultraconservative Lizardmen, primitive Greenskins, and Norscans had developed in technologies and ideologies. However, situations remain gritty and grimdark. Yet it has some extra flavors of modern lifestyles, diplomacy(that lead to conflicts, or even wars),  and CAPITALISM!. Even in the realm of Chaos, it has turned like Hell from Vivziepop (Like, in Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss).

Humankind

Empire of Men: Among the religious conflicts between Sigmarite and Ulrican, there was an Empress (thanks to her dad having no son) who came up with a compromise; Sigmar is Ulric’s reincarnation, and both teachings are acceptable. Plus, she made the reformation of the new faith, calling it ‘Reikite Temple’. 

The College of magic and Engineer Guild, meanwhile, had competitions for who would lead the Empire's future. The Empress and a few monarchs after her just threw money on both to accelerate the advances. The Recent Emperor; Salmeul, decided to dissolve both and form several Imperial centric versions of them instead. 

Bretonnia: Due to Peasants’ uprisings, with a random clergy ‘went Martin Luther’; he made another sect of Lady of The Lake where everyone equally received blessings from their version of ‘the lady’. Situations ended up with the first ruling Queen’s compromising, allowing females to be knighted, and less seats for the noble families’ knights for “granted peasant knights”. Ideology of “Lady of Ocean” is the new popularity for its larger water body for all lives. Plus, allowing progressive and favoring exploration of sciences and expedition. However, it is still slow and behind most of the other humans’ nations. However, it is the only country with large numbers of knights with firearms and armors.(Maybe everybody else has better units?)   

Marienburg/Westerland: The conservative Knights of Bretonnia, Dissolved Figures from Empire, and even some other humans who prefer the old ideologies went there. However, it eventually became a kind of semi-autonomous state where the Empire, Bretonnia, and Kislev use it for being their docks, factories, and warehouses. It is an even juicier target for Norscan, yet, the investors also put some forces prepared to protect their goods.

Kislev: Kislev remains hardened, yet, they allow more freedoms and liberty, as long as they have more soldiers for their defense against different foes(Ogres, Vampires, Skaven, and Chaos). Some of them are feminism, transgenderism, same-sex marriages, adopting orphans encouragement, and acceptance of more immigrants with standard. That causes the social dividation into three sides; Conservative, Hardened Socialist, and Armed Liberals. 

Conservatives stirred conflicts between the latter two, so they can stay without them overthrowing their older power.

Tilea: After Emperor Salmeul of Empire dissolved the Engineer Guild and College of Magic, large numbers of its engineers and magicians migrated to the Southern realms(Tilea, Estalia and Border Prince Confederacy). Tilea itself was focused on expanding their colonies rather than its own mainland. Such a decision caused Tilean’s governments to be more controlled by the Empire migrated scholars who were against the new Emperor. The merchant princes and mercenaries were mostly forced to pick their sides; Pro-Old Power, Pro-Empire Descents, or even join the rising Empire. 

The war ended with the victory of Pro-Empire “Usurper”, forming a federation of Tilea. It was considered by remnants of Tilean powers, who fled to different colonies as “The False Rulers”. The scattering or Tilean powers led to the formation of the “Tilean Commonwealth”, with its Headquarter around the Northwest Southland. 

Estalia: Being invaded by Skavens, Sartosan Pirates, and Greenskins, Estalia had suffered both politically and economically. Most kingdoms had fallen, or accepted to join Tilea or Bretonnia’s causes. One of the remnant kingdoms, Nerja, miraculously defended its kingdom from combined forces of Skavens and Norscans. Its king claimed to accept the new church based on the Four Gods; Solkan, Allumnias, Astasis, and Daora. The King believed these four deities could counter the power of chaos, and being its holy version. 

However, the temple itself was made centuries ago as a smaller sect which some might consider heretical. Somehow, with the victory mentioned, as few more afters, the belief spread among southern realms. Eventually, Nerja reclaimed most of its lost regions, forming a loose form of federated kingdoms under Nerja as its main seat.(Like England in the UK).

Border Prince Confederacy: Due to political shifts, Border Prince Confederacy had mostly divided into subjugation of its borders. Some even joined dwarves to be smaller parts of their nations. The remaining power moved downward to Badland, where they fought with the local Greenskins and smaller weaker Dwarven Holds. Seeing the benefits of the situations, the High Elves aided them with magic and political favors. Some of the High Elves even embrace its technology somehow, and become part of the new Border Prince Confederacy after being banished by Ulthuan. They are still unstable, and somehow unrecognized. Yet, they are a real domain to be respected.

Part 2: Because words limits.

[monotheangel]

Fan art for @shishimintyarts ! I love Serenity's design sm 😭❤

Also I change my WH oc's bio tho cause the early bio was kinda off idk, so I redesign her as well her bio a little bit

And one more thing, I'm planning to make a Welcome Home au, plus since I'm a Weirdcore and Dreamcore lover so...

Here it is :

TW : Scopophobia, unsettling eyes, a little bit blood

I called it : ' A Weird Fantasy of Shroomies' Au!

(I know it's kinda goofy name, but hear me out)

The AU brings a Weirdcore and Dreamcore vibes in it, obviously...

So I hope you like them all!

[enigmaart]

@piixelpaint TADA!! ITS YOUR PRESENT!! FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43974463

I hope you enjoy!! Sorry that it's so late but I think you'll like this one!!

Edit: AO3 is down rn :') so you can just read it here:

"Rise", said the King.

Piixie put on their best pokerface and raised their head to the King.

"Knight Piixielus Paints-a-Lot, explain to me why your quest to capture the two dragons has failed to reach completion after two months."

Piixie avoided the King's gaze, and spoke calmly and evenly, "Your majesty, I'm troubled to tell you that I simply cannot find those troublesome 'dragons' you speak of, no matter how hard I look for these 'ginormous tracks' you speak of."

The King began to grow red in the face. His servants and squire beside him were beginning to get nervous. Ever since the Queen had died, the King had been in quite the temperamental mood. That is, until, he had come back one evening from a walk, in a very excited frenzy, claiming to have seen 'a dragon's foot!' somewhere in the forest.

There are tales told to children of two mighty dragons who live deep in the forest, so deep, once you wander too far, you may never be seen again unless guided by one of these dragons. The Sollios dragon is said to be the one who guides those who are good and righteous, and if they respect their forest rules, will lead them to treasures untold on the way home. The Lunengari dragon, on the other hand, is said to actively seek out those who disrespect the land and eat them alive.

In other stories, it is told that the dragons' hearts had healing properties, and if you were to tear out a heart and make it into a special serum, you could pour it over a corpse and bring it back to life! Only one person is said to have accomplished this goal, and there is speculation that they were a noble knight who used the heart to revive a true love lost to sickness, much like the King had lost his Queen to.

And so, the King, believing at once that the tales must've been true after seeing this supposed dragon's footprints, sent his most loyal troops out to find and capture these creatures and bring its heart before him and have his royal alchemists create the concoction that will bring back his wife.

Unfortunately, every knight he sends either comes back with no memory of ever having been in the forest that day, or just doesn't come out of the forest at all. Up until Piixie, that is.

Piixie is the King's best Knight, his most loyal and strong. Their family has served under the royal family for many generations, and for some reason, Piixie seemed to remember everything that went on in the forest. Unfortunately, they simply cannot find a trace of the dragons anywhere.

And for two months after they first went out dragon hunting and came back with nothing, each time the King telling them to 'look harder' and 'trudge deeper' the next time, they searched the deep and dark forest trying to find these legendary creatures, to no avail.

It seems, now, the King begins to grow impatient.

He snarls, "Don't speak to me like I'm some lunatic, squire, I AM CERTAIN OF MY DISCOVERIES. How on earth could you miss them?! They are as big as a boulder!"

'The same way lots of other people missed them for so long, what do you think?' Piixie thought. Though they dared not speak it aloud. Best knight or not, the punishments for disrespecting his majesty are put on public display, and Piixie had no desires of having themselves be disfigured in such ways in front of so many people.

Instead, they replied, "It would appear these are intelligent beasts. Perhaps after being caught off guard after so long of being nothing more than a myth, they are being more cautious! Covering their tracks and such. Do not fret your majesty, I will find your dragons, and I will tear one of their hearts out, with my bear hands if I must, and present it to you on your finest silver platter!"

The King looked thoughtful for a moment. 'Please', Piixie hoped,'please, accept my ass-kissing with that chickpea that is your mind!'

The King stopped looking thoughtful, and looked down upon Piixie with a resolute face.

"Alright," he sighed, "however long it takes you, you are my best, after all. Please, leave me to my throne for preparation for tonight's great feast."

"Yes, your majesty." Piixie bowed deeply and elegantly, the show of repsect practiced a many a times, and walked backwards out of the room until they were out of the King's line of sight.

When they walked out of earshot, they breathed a sigh of relief. Tonight would be a very important night, the great yearly feast of the kingdom. They'd made it known to the king much earlier that they'd be busy tonight, the excuse used being that they've been checking to "see the dragon's nightly patterns". He bought it, of course, but Piixie didn't think they could keep up their patterns this way. It wouldn't do to keep lying like they were, anyone slightly wiser would be trying much harder to catch them in their deceit, but so far there had been no other way, so what else was there to do but to trudge on?

Speaking of trudging on, Piixie made their way to the royal kitchen. There, the cooks (husband and wife, a very fat and happy couple) had been huddled together, whispering not-to-quietly next to a large boar, cooked medium rare at Piixie's peculiar request.

"Oh I wonder," said the wife cook, "whom does Knight Piixielus bring this here boar for?"

"It's certainly none of our business," replied the husband cook,"but I do declare it is strange they wanted us to prepare this boar in secret. Surely whomever this 'special person' may be is welcome under the King's court?"

Piixie cleared their throat to gain their attentions, and they quickly scrambled to gather themselves away from the big meat.

The wife cook said, "Oh dear, you're just in time! It's just finished cooling."

The husband added on, "Would you like us to help you carry this roasted boar to its destination?"

They unconsciously leaned in out of anticipation. 'Hah,' thought Piixie, 'such goofballs.'

"No thank you," they replied, " I can very much carry it myself. I appreciate your offer." The cooking couple tried not to let on their disappointment (they failed) and resoluted with Piixie. To show their lack of need for more strength (and, maybe, to show off just a little), Piixie grabbed the tray with one hand, and held it above their heads as they reached into their pocket.

"So, we agreed on 10 shillings for this exchange?" They asked.

The cooks looked thoughtful, then denied the payment much to Piixie's surprise.

"Please," they near begged, "just tell us something, anything, about this sweetheart you've had us prepare the boar for. The mystery kills us so!"

Piixie smiled, a small, knowing smile, and looked the couple in the eye and said, "well, for the first time in my life, I feel as though the world around me is full of so much wonder. That maybe, just maybe, there truly is a place of magic, and that they themselves have come from it to find fancy with poor, old me."

The cooks swooned, as expected, with the romantic words and left it alone. Though, it would probably not be for the last time.

They wished Piixie and their "sweetheart" a good feasting, and Piixie bade them farewell and set off to the front entrance to get on their horse. But before they left, they heard a small, "Oh, I remember when we were young and in love-" and chuckled at the two cooks' behavior. Such goofballs.

If only they knew.

Piixie made it outside and walked to where they had posted their horse and placed down the boar before hopping on the saddle themselves. After adjusting positions, they were satisfied with how the boar was placed in a way that would make it least likely to fall, but for precautionary measures, they brought some ropes and tied the boar to attach it to the saddle. Once they finished with that, they gently gave the horse a good squeeze with their calves to signal it to move, and once it began with a simple trot, it eventually ended up galloping away from the castle, and into the forest.

'Three miles two lefts, four miles three rights, then wait. Three miles two lefts, four miles three rights, then wait.' Piixie repeated this to themselves a many a times before, so as to not forget how to get to this part of the forest.

After the third right, they already begin to see the clearing of the meeting spot. After their last right, they enter a large treeless spot in the forest. They hop off of their horse, remove the roast, tie the horse to a tree, and walk towards the center of the clearing with the roast in hand.

And then they waited. For about 2-3 minutes, they stood at the center, looking out into the deep dark trees, waiting for something.

Until a rustle, and a faint red light in the trees makes them focus on one spot between two big oaks. Something's big paw, or claw, reveals itself with a calculated, elegant step and with the paw a head inches forward. A reptile like eye, now glowing a bright red, focused on Piixie like a cat watching a mouse. Slowly the whole body of a large, lizard like creature appeared from the shadows, a deep blueish-silver color of its scales reflecting the sunlight the treeless clearing provides.

"Hello Moon," Piixie cheerfully said, "nice to see you again!"

The large creature, long ago dubbed 'Moon', bowed its head to meet the Knight and snuggled against them.

Piixie giggled at the bold show of affection. "Okay, okay, I missed you too old friend! Shall we be off then?"

Moon sniffed gently at the roast, then stopped nuzzling them and backed away a little. He lowered himself into the ground, and spread his wings down in that similar stair-like way for Piixie to climb on.

Piixie smiles a bit more at the familiar sight, and climbs onto Moon's wing until they reach his back.

Snug and secured, they hang onto his neck and say, "I'm ready."

Slowly, Moon flaps his ginormous wings and begins to hover his body above the forest floor a bit. A bit longer then necessary in order to dust away his footprints. After successfully leaving the ground, he puts more force into his wings and takes off above the trees. As he emerges, his reflective scales begin to shimmer and his deep blue scales begin to lighten up until they match the sky itself. He lifts his wings to cover Piixie, and sets off in their journey to his home.

Piixie doesn't spare much gaze to what's beneath them, as there is not much to see that they haven't seen before these past two months, and instead focused on the gentle beats of Moon's wings as he smoothly flew above the forest. They closed their eyes, not to fall asleep, but simply to let themselves endorse in the peace the clouds bring.

Almost as soon as it started, after what could have been hours but felt like seconds, their journey ended when Piixie felt Moon's wings slowly come to a halt and they feel him slowing down in his glides. He lowers himself before a giant cave, a faint yellow glow coming from the inside. Piixie wakes themselves up from their trance and slides off his back with the boar in hand. They walk inside with Moon behind them, watching the entrance to make sure that no one has followed them.

As they trudge along inside the cave, the yellow light inside begins to grow brighter and brighter, until at last, at the end, they are greeted with Moon's roommate and brother, dubbed 'Sun'.

Sun was similar to Moon in many ways, except his scales being a yellowish-gold in comparison to Moon's blueish-silver. Both boys had these cat-like eyes and spiky backs, only Sun had an array of what can only be described as "frills" around his head, like the rays of the sun, hence his nickname. Moon, on the other hand, had a large spike on the back of his head that reached a bit down his neck, giving him the appearance of wearing a nightcap of sorts. His nickname was based more off his coloring of the night sky, and also to be a foil to his counterpart's. Piixie thought it was quite clever.

One glaringly obvious detail on Sun was his leg. It was severely wounded, courtesy of the first Knight sent by the King to find these dragons and tear out one of their hearts. This one caught Sunny off guard while he was hunting and stabbed him in a tendon, luckily avoiding any arteries. Moon found him and quickly took care of him and took precautions to make sure this never happened again.

At first, he simply ate or killed anyone who came into the forest, but Sun was so distraught by this that Moon tried to uphold his brother's morals. Eating only those who wished to cause harm and simply hypnotizing those who wandered too close to their home. This went on for some time until they met Piixie.

Piixie is considered a great knight, coming from a long, long bloodline of knights who served their time's kings for as long as they lived. It was in their blood, the villagers said. It simply was who they were destined to be.

Piixie, for one, couldn't care less about destiny. During their sword practices, they found themselves daydreaming about fighting ghouls and trolls instead. When out exploring the forest (in the patches of groves, mind you, not the real thing), they would imagine worlds beyond, with fairies and fae. Of course, growing up to be put into such a serious career, they had to abandon such beliefs for sake of being a stoic, down-to-earth leader perfectly suited to be the King's most prized knight. Though sometimes they still catch themselves wondering, looking out into the trees, almost as if hearing the trees themselves call out to them.

They had this feeling when the king ordered them to go out in the forest to hunt some 'dragons', as silly as the whole thing was. Really, an entire dragon? From tales older than the kingdom probably was? Laughable, really. If it was such an obvious footprint, how come no one else had found one like it centries ago? And that would imply there's another dragon too, given the tales really are true. So overall, Piixie felt the whole ordeal was a ridiculous coping mechanism of the king who refused to accept his wife's passing.

Though, it would be a lie if they said they didn't feel something when they rode inside the forest on their horse, like the trees were calling to them again like when they were younger, as if the darkness welcomed them as they trudged deeper into the dark woods.

They tried to ignore these feelings but...something was there with them-

(Flashback)

Piixie had broken out of a trance and looked around to find themselves in a large clearing. They had forgotten how far they traveled to get here, and began to fear that they were hopelessly lost when a snap of a branch had caught their attention.

"Hello?" They asked. "Who's there? Identify yourself, fiend!"

A rumble, deep and powerful, was their only answer. Piixie felt no fear of the local bears or wolves, but something about that growl, so guttural and, dare they say, serious, had them clutching onto their sword a bit tighter than they were trained to. Another growl, this time somehow coming off as, commanding.

It wants you to come closer...

Piixie realized they knew exactly what this thing wanted, and that terrified them into stupor. They wouldn't budge, and strangely enough, their horse had been quiet as well.

Until they heard another growl, with a little more force than the last, and their horse was walking toward whatever was hiding in the shadows.

"Stop!" Cried Piixie, for they had broken out of stupor and were finally panicking,"Don't go near that thing!! Stop you stupid horse!"

Either the horse didn't hear them, or was ignoring their shouts in favor of whatever was calling them closer to this creature. Some kind of hypnosis? But what animal has that?

Piixie hopped off of the horse's back and tried to stand in front of it. But to no avail, it simply pushed Piixie along with it, closer and closer to the thing hidden in the shadows. Piixie hated the thought of having to leave this horse behind - they had watched him grow up to be a strong stallion, and favored him the most out of all of their steeds, but they would have to abandon their horse if it didn't stop -

A pause has Piixie tripping up. A resounding rumble is heard so closely, yet sounds so softly murmured. Their horse has stopped walking, and is simply standing in place now. Before them some leaves rustle, and a large, blue claw reveals itself. Slowly, a horned silhouette of a head rises from the darkness and looks into Piixie's eyes with larger, redder, glowing ones. Piixie had been going to reach for their sword, but was locked into a staring contest with this beast, and was put in a trance almost immediately.

They stayed like that, staring at each other, into each other, for what felt like forever, but was only, in fact, just short of a minute. This thing, was looking for something in Piixie, and while they would never have guessed what would happen if it found what it was looking for, they later become glad that it hadn't NOT found it.

The staring contest ends when the beast finally blinks, and it's eyes stop their peculiar glow. The silhouette moves forward, and in the light of no trees, it's true face is revealed.

A dragon.

Piixie screams, and falls onto their back while looking up at the ginormous, lizard-like head. All training went straight out of the window now that they were facing something completely out of their range of experience. They scrambled backwards and tried to get up and run, but then something grabbed them by their neck and lifted them into the air.

Piixie was downright terrified at this point and started crying, "Help, HELP! RELEASE ME YOU WICKED BEAST!"

But their cries were left unheard, and they found themselves being lifted higher and higher above the ground. They realized quite quickly they were getting farther and farther from the ground, and figured it be best to stop struggling against this large creature of myth's jaws for fear it should choose to drop them.

They could hear the thing beating it's wings, until finally, they lifted so far and so quickly off the ground Piixie felt like their organs were doing somersaults inside of them. They just narrowly avoided throwing up. Piixie tried to look up at the dragon, but then they were on the move, flying high above the trees and the clouds to god knows where. Piixie tried once again to look up at the dragon, it wasn't very easy due to the position they were grabbed. They could only see about a small glimpse of its face and eye, but it was looking straight ahead. Piixie figured it best not to disturb the beast, so they took a look below them to see if they could recognize the landscape in case they had to travel back by foot.

And the view was just...wow. Piixie had never seen the world like this. Metaphorically speaking, because of their upbringing and status, it felt like everything and everyone was beneath them in a way. But now, soaring high through the air, the even great trees were like ants to them, in big clutters below dominating the landscape like colonies of ants devouring a small animal. Piixie felt, welcome, in the sky, if that makes any sense. It certainly doesn't to them now. But just perhaps...there's a reason the beast has chosen to take them?

As Piixie marvels over the world they fly above, the dragon begins to slow its beats. They look where they are headed and find out why. A cave. A very, VERY, large cave. 'That must be where it lives' thought Piixie. They were beginning to get closer and closer to the ground until finally they felt the beast land. It lowered it's head and opened its jaws wide enough for Piixie to slip out of its grip and land with a thump in their back.

"Ouch!" Cried Piixie, "a little warning next time, you foul thing!" The dragon was unperturbed by this display, and gently nudged Piixie foward into the cave. "Okay, okay, I'll go. But don't try anything! I've still got my sword ready, you monster."

Piixie felt they should have put up more of a fight, but they were also very curious as to what could be inside that gargantuan cave and why the dragon brought them here. Perhaps to eat them inside? But why go through all the trouble when it could have eaten them back in the forest? Questions swirl around in Piixie's head and leave a bitter taste in their mouth as they trudge deeper into the cave, their only light source being the glowing eyes of the beast behind them. The walk feels long and they begin to feel tired, but the dragon doesn't give sign that it's okay to stop moving. So they continue on, until they begin to see a bright light. The closer they walk, the bigger and brighter the light shined. They walked toward they light until they came across, low and behold, a second dragon. A brighter one, in comparison to it's counterpart, with a yellow color scheme.

It suddenly occured to Piixie - these were the dragons of the tales. The Sollios and Lunengari dragons were right here in front of them. Should they attempt to take one of their hearts? Well, no, there was a very simple answer to that question - god no. They were not only certain that a single dragon was big enough to simply stomp on them, but to take on two at once would most certainly result in death. But what now? Here they were, in a deep, dark cave, alone with two great dragons of legend, with only a sword to defend themselves. Would they disappear like so many others before them? Would the king send more knights to eventually fail?

As Piixie questions the future, they notice the yellow dragon's leg has a huge gash in it. They figure one of the knights who never returned must have done that to the creature. It doesn't look infected, but the wound looked like it's been half-hazardly healing for some time now. Piixie walked closer to it, but was stopped by growling from the blue dragon. It seemed to not want them getting close to its...friend? Brother? Roommate? Best to be determined later.

"It's okay," Piixie says softly, "I'm not going to hurt them." They were curious to look closer at the injured creature.

The yellow one huffed and looked over at the blue one. A series of guffaws and chortles emit from its chest and then finally a soft rumbling, perhaps even a purr. The blue dragon in turn responded with it's own series of noises, ranging from quick hisses to soft growls that lowered into a deep grumbling. The yellow one repeated it's previous sounds, only with a few more urgent hisses added in. Blue looks between Piixie and it's companion. It huffs lightly in the two's direction and walks past them to deeper into the cave. Not too far though, because Piixie can still see it's red eyes glowing in the dark, watching them from inside that corridor.

Piixie, still wary, walks cautiously over to the wounded dragon and kneels down to look over its injury. The urge to feel its scales was there, but common sense to not do anything stupid prevented them from actually making direct contact with it. Yellow hadn't made any moves since Blue had left, watching Piixie closely, almost curiously. It didn't look like it held any fear of them. Piixie couldn't say the feeling was mutual.

It gave a gentle purr in Piixie's direction, perhaps to ease their mind. All they thought was 'is it trying to soothe me, or lull me into a false sense of security?' Indeed, Piixie was at a loss of what to do.

Again, it purrs at Piixie and this time, uses one of its wings to brush over it's leg. It's then Piixie realizes what the dragon wants.

'It's asking for help' they thought.

"Alright, one moment."

Piixie removed their chest armor and ripped off their shirt underneath it. They then ask the dragon in a timid voice, "Um, excuse me, but I need for you to lift your leg a little." Then they feel a little stupid, how was this thing supposed to understand what Piixie wanted?

Surprisingly, yellow understood perfectly, for it lifted its leg just high enough where Piixie could toss it over the side and rewrap it around.

"Thank you." Piixie said.

Piixie wraps up the leg and sits back down before the creature. Yellow looks over its crudely made bandages before giving a satisfied huff, and a series of sounds in its companion's direction. Piixie had almost forgotten about the other dragon, who was now walking towards them with more familiarity than before.

"Okay, um, I did a good job, right?" Piixie asked, "Now what?"

Blue sniffs its friend's bandaged wound, huffs a little at it, then turns and huffs directly in Piixie's face.

"Acck!" They exclaim. While wiping off the moisture and exclaiming how gross that was, Blue had walked back to where it was standing previously in the dark. Only now, its scales and eyes were glowing much brighter, like Yellow's. It gestures Piixie with a flick of its tail.

Piixie's no idiot, it wants them to follow it. Deeper into the cave, away from civilization that they know, probably never to be seen again. But...

...maybe that's not what this is?

The stories go that the Sollios and Lunengari dragons only killed those who disrespected their forest and meant great harm. Piixie had, for the most part, been quite respectful of their surroundings for most of their life. But they came to kill these dragons. Surely these beasts could tell a knight's armor apart from normal people by now? So why would they be spared?

Piixie thought about their daydreams, and how they thought the world they took place in could never have existed. They thought about how they felt they never fit in with anyone in their kingdom, how it seemed that no matter what, there was something about them that would stay apart from the rest. They thought about the dragons' myths, and how they compared to the real things before them. They thought about their mad king, and his grief-fueled quest to cheat death.

Piixie thought about all of these things, and realized that maybe there was a reason for them never belonging. And maybe, just maybe, these dragons could hold the key to the answer they seek.

Piixie finally stands up and brushes down their pants. They walk cautiously toward Blue, until they hesitate at the last moment. If they do this, there could be no turning back. Whatever they find back here could potentially change their life forever. But when they look into Blue's eyes, those red, mysterious eyes that hold so many tales of old, Piixie's resolve is found.

"Okay," they go, "I'm ready. Let us go."

(Flashback ends)

It's been quite some time since all that, and Piixie wasn't lying, their life had changed quite a lot.

"Alright, time to eat!" Piixie shouted as they held the roast up high for their friends to eat. The boys were way ecstatic at being brought cooked food. Moon tried to lean and take a bite first but Piixie laughed and turned it away from him.

"Here," Piixie said. They ripped off the front two legs of the boar and the two back legs. "One of each, for both of you!"

Piixie tossed the boys their respective pieces of meat and they both gave huffs of approval, then softly growled for more. Piixie chuckled a bit and turned the roasted boar on its back and split open it's stomach in half. They tore the two sides completely apart and split the organs into even piles based on what the boys are particular to. They didn't bother to remove any fat or bones. The dragons will just swallow them whole and get mad when good food is wasted.

"Alright, so Moonie gets the livers, the pancreas, large intestines, and a lung, Sunny gets the kidneys, bladder, small intestines, and the other lung. And I don't feel to much like carving the head into two, so I'll just keep it for myself." They declared. The boys, while a little upset at the lack of brains being split, displayed themselves as satisfied as they dug into their respective piles.

"Good feastings to you Sun, and good feastings to you Moon!"

Piixie sat down and watched their friends gobble the piles of meat while also eyeing the parts they purposely left out of the pile. The head, and of course, the still heart of the animal.

Once the two brothers finished eating their share, they looked at Piixie with expectant glances. Piixie, already used to this part of their little routine, picks up the heart, and stands up. Moon and Sun get up from their crouching to follow behind. Sun still walked with a bit of a limp, but he managed to move around just fine. The boys heal quickly, as Piixie noted earlier in their friendship. They walk deeper into the cave with the boys not far behind them. They don't fear getting lost as much as they used to, so they lead the way today to a chamber as far into the cave as possible where no light apart from the ones the boys emit could ever be seen.

They walk until they see a stupendous structure in the center. But they know it is not a structure by now.

Piixie kneeled before the old skeleton, and lowered the heart of the roast before its skull. Piixie and the dragons all bowed their heads, a silent pay of respects to the fallen brethren before them.

The story tells of a knight taking a dragon's heart and using it to save his loved one from death's clutches. What it doesn't tell is the story of the dragon who loved that person all the much more than the knight could ever comprehend, who allowed the knight to rip out his heart to save the one person he came to love most. And by allowing them to eat his heart, would let him live on inside of them forever.

Piixie finally raises their head, and says, "Good feastings, greatest grandfather Eclipse."

As they say these words, a pulse inside of themselves vibrates through the whole room.

[gandr]

Made some shirts in game based off of the different jobs my characters play! DRG, WHM, RPR and GNB

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

fantasy au buddies bein affectionate

[bellumalleus]

Davoth the Primal One (Main Blog/Multimuse)

Warhammer AU Character (Fantasy). Semi-selective. Written by Alezor.

@times-immora​ : Rules + Muses + AU/Verse Tag

[kingofbodyrolls]

BTS fic recs: March 2024

I want to thank each and every writer on this list for creating such wonderful stories and art - you are truly amazing ✨ All the fics on this list hold a dear place in my heart 🥹

❗Most of these fics are smutty or dark as hell, so minors dni.❗ 

If you read anything on this list and you like it, please leave a comment to the writer or reblog the fic, it might seem like a tiny gesture, but it really means a lot for writers and I can guarantee it will put a smile on their faces💜 Let’s share and give lots of love!

Looking for more to read? Check ‘The Library’ or last years recs 🙂

[index] → jan | feb (jhs) | 💜 (myg) | apr | may | jun | jul | aug | sep (jjk)(knj) | oct (pjm) | nov | dec (kth)(ksj) |

Emoji meaning → angst = 🌩️, smut = 🥵, fluff = 🥰, comedy = 😂, yandere = 😈, thriller/dark = 👻, fantasy = 🪄. 

⭐Mistletoe @belovedkingx [9.3k]  // knj x f.reader // christmas!au, f2l // 🥰🥵

📝 christmas is all about spending time with the ones you love, having fun and creating beautiful memories but that was never how it turned out for you. You were dreading the annual family Christmas, but an idea was proposed to you, and shockingly Namjoon agreed to it as well as yourself. But will it help or will it turn out to be a mistake?

🗨️ this was just so cute 🥹🥰

⭐Holiday Shambles @ressjeon [5k]  // knj x f.reader // christmas!au, married!au // 🥰🥵🌩️

📝 when you have to spend time with both your parents and Namjoon’s snobby ones for this Christmas, you’re forced to show the best version of you even knowing what’s to come. you’re ready, right? after all, you’re the best wife aren’t you?

🗨️ this is so hilarious, cute and sweet 🥹 Loved it✨

⭐New Guy @kithtaehyung [5k] // knj x f.reader // university!au, e2l // 🥵

📝 all you want to do is have a successful meeting after experiencing dwindling attendance. but the new guy is completely disrupting things… or is he?

🗨️ so many feels about this one; all good and dirty ones!!! I had a feeling about the twist but I wasn’t sure. But I would very much love for a Joonie in grey joggers to knock on my door please 🥺🤭 Anyway, it was extremely good, as is everything you do and write! And it was so fucking HOT, like the tension, incredible! It really had me 🥵 So, so fucking good— love it 💖💯

⭐Entirety @btsgotjams27 [3.3k] // knj x f.reader // slice of life!au, f2l // 🥵🥰

📝 namjoon is the complete package, except for the fact that he won’t make the first move.

🗨️ AFGJFKGHLKFDHGJGKJHG— 🥵🥵🥵 Yes, I’ve resulted to key smashing because I’m speechless, but I’ll try to give a few words anyway: first, this was incredibly hot, I can’t even begin to articulate properly, and the writing, like I’m a so in love with the writing, like the language is so descriptive and imaginative that I can clearly imagine every little fucking detail— and the words? Well they just flow seamlessly! ✨

⭐My Plus One @btsgotjams27 [5.4k] // ksj x f.reader // fake dating!au, i2l // 🥰🌩️

📝 when you and jin have weddings to attend, you decide to help one another by agreeing to being each other's plus ones.

🗨️ It was so sweet, it was cute and fluffy and so damn funny! Like there were so many times I was just laughing with the biggest grin plastered on my face. So thank you, thank you for writing this and for cheering me up ✨💯

⭐Meet Me at the Bar [epilogue] @eoieopda [7.5k]  // ksj x f.reader // law school!au, study buddies, bf2l // 🥰😂🥵

📝 you're supposed to be staring down the barrel of the last — and most important — examination of your life, but you only have eyes for your study buddy.

🗨️ omg these two cute fools are so fucking adorable 😭 It was really good, loved everything in it, the writing, the characters and how they have been in love with each other for so long but never said anything to each other, and FINALLY, BAM ✨

⭐Forever @oddinary4bts [25.2k] // ksj x f.reader // idol!au, ex-fiancés to lovers // 🥰🥵🌩️

📝 three years ago, your relationship with jin ended in fights and tears. When life puts him back on your path, you catch a glimpse of light in his eyes that you thought had died when you broke up. Will your relationship blossom into a well-deserved forever or will you lose the love of your life again?

🗨️ so much love and sadness in this! The nostalgia is high, there’s a lot of feelings, a lot of heartbreak. The thoughts about going back for fear of getting your heart broken again, or moving on and shielding the broken pieces of heartbreak? Fuck! So fucking good. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: everything Ella writes is just pure gold 🥹✨

⭐A Time Just for Us [part of a completed series] @bluewhale52 [5.4k]  // myg x f.reader // established relationship, idol!au // 🥰🥵

📝 you are desperate for a baby.

🗨️ I haven’t even read the series– like I started with this, but it was so freaking good! It was somehow cute, but very very very dirty 😂🥵

⭐Cat Cafes and More @jeonsbabygirlsworld [0.7k]  // myg x f.reader // established relationship // 🥰

📝 you insist yoongi to visit the cat cafe which has cats up for adoption which ends up you adopting a white Persian cat even though you have holly with you both.

🗨️ omg this was just so fucking cute 😭💕Overall just a really cute, fluffy and lovely drabble 🥰💜

⭐Less of Them [ongoing series] @casuallyimagining [currently loading] // myg x f.reader // established relationship, arranged marriage!au, star-crossed lovers // 🥵🌩️🥰🪄

📝 as the daughter of one of the oldest families in the kingdom, when the king decides that it's you he wishes to marry, you're forced to make a decision and fulfill your duty, leaving behind everything you've ever known--and the only man you've ever loved.

🗨️ this chapter was so fucking good, I don’t even know where to begin! First, it was so sad and emotional (at least for me 😭), like OC has been through so fucking much 😭 The poor thing is traumatized and the whole paragraph about her learning the royal life that her father never could have prepared her for 😭😭😭 It’s such an amazing story, you simple have to read it if you haven’t. There’s two out of three parts out.

⭐Would u? [3tan drabble ongoing series] @kithtaehyung [2.3K]  // myg x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au // 🥰

📝 you see a certain fruit-centered trend online.. and decide to test it on yoongi.

🗨️ so fucking sweet and fluffy… This was just so cute, I just love this couple and I can’t get enough of them omg 🥹 and reader being on her period and Yoongi just distracting her pain away, by naturally being himself and doing mundane things 🥹 so domestic I love it! 😭✨ And the tangerines 😭😭😭💖

⭐Strawberry Sundae @youtifulhobi [6k] // jhs x f.reader // slice of life!au, lifeguard!hobi, olympian swimmer!reader, established relationship // 🥰

📝 a few years after you begin dating Jung Hoseok, the two of you reminisce about how you met when he was a lifeguard and saved you from drowning, when in reality you had just fell off your strawberry floatie and he just wanted to talk to you.

🗨️ honestly, this is just fucking cute, adorable really! I really loved it and it’s definitely one of my favorite Hoseok fics now 🥰💯

⭐Sweetest Crush @minjoonalist [4.7k] // jhs x f.reader // brother’s best friend!au // 🥵

📝 what would you do if your friend’s younger sibling suddenly asks you for sex?

🗨️ KBFKDSBFKGH it was so filthy I don’t even know what I read (also there’s just something about a brother’s best friend!!!) 🥵😂

⭐Melatonin @taeinparis [3k] // jhs x f.reader // established relationship // 🥵🥰

📝 sleeping at night was difficult for you, and atop of your boyfriend’s lawn mower-esk snoring, it was impossible. But luckily for you, he knows just the remedy to cure your sleeplessness (and hopefully his snoring).

🗨️ Iiiih this was so dirty, I loved it 💖 there was also a dash of fluff sprinkled in there, but mainly just smut 😂 🥵✨

⭐Our ‘Get Along’ Shirt @dreamyjoons [14.2k] // pjm x f.reader // e2l // 🥵

📝 another day, another endless round of you and Jimin bickering. It’s never ending, all-consuming, and your friends have had enough. Namjoon decides to end it once and for all - with help from a shirt for squabbling toddlers.

🗨️ JFHKJSFKSDJDH— This was so fucking hilarious 😂 The sexual tension between them was SO HIGH 🥵 and when they finally snapped, oh dear God, it was so good! And the whole shit concept, so hilarious and their banter 😂 AND THE SWEAT??? I’m weak okay!! So freaking good, I loved it so much and Namjoon and the rest of the gang were just priceless. Jin at the end had me laughing so hard 🤭💯

⭐Just a Taste @yoonieper [14.2k] // pjm x f.reader // vampire!au, established relationship // 🥵🌩️😂

📝 they said having a relationship with a human wasn’t a good idea, but Jimin liked you too much to ever let that get in the way. Your relationship was beautiful, yes you didn’t know that small important detail about him being a bloodthirsty vampire, but he had it under control. That’s at least what he thought, he never would have predicted a drought….

🗨️ FUCK 😭 This was so fucking good I don’t even know where to begin??? The story in itself was so extremely good, whaaat. And Jimin was so nice, and their love for each other, so fucking pure 💜 This was an emotional rollercoaster and I fucking loved everything about it 😭 and the smut, God, it was so good— I don’t know what to say 😭 And then at the ending, the angst, fuck, I was so afraid if it was going to end just like that, but I was so glad that they found each other again 😭 This is a new favorite of mine, so good, it was slightly sad at times, like angsty, but the love that the have for each other, FUCK. So so fucking incredible 😭 Don’t mind all the crying, it’s happy tears, I promise 💖💯 Also, it’s mostly told in Jimin’s POV, which I just freaking love and it makes the story so good!!!

⭐High on Love @peachypinkygloss [6.4k] // pjm x f.reader // established relationship, racer!jimin // 🥵

📝 Jimin has once again won a race and he takes you out on a ride for the night, taking dangerous but very exciting risks. He should have expected that the rush of adrenaline in your body always turns you into a horny mess.

🗨️ I am just BLOWN AWAY by the fic– holy molly, was it dirty? Yes! Needy? Yes! Cute? Yes! Oh and the car racing, love, love, love! Like, everything in this. And the smut 🥵🥵🥵 I mean, it was so dirt and needy (yes I know I’m using the same words, lol), but FUCK. Incredible! Another ont to add to my faves ✨ And a big bonus for the phone messages, because that was fucking hot too!!! 🥵💯

⭐Bodyguard (there’s a pt 2) @yoonpobs [2.1k] // kth x f.reader // e2l, bodyguard!au // 🥵

📝 you protect taehyung from people but forget about the biggest threat. yourself.

🗨️ omg 🥵 This extremely good, so enticing and there was just all the build up sexual tension at the end— ugh! So good! 🥵 There wasn’t any smut in it, but damn it, it was still very lustful (I love those undertones). What’s not to love? It’s short, sweet and sensual ✨💯 There’s even a part two that I haven’t read yet!!!

⭐New Tricks @geniuslab [10.1k] // kth x f.reader // dog trainer!au, s2l // 🥵😂🥰

📝 when your newly adopted puppy turns out to be a lot more work than you expected, a cute dog trainer comes to the rescue. You soon become friends, but you begin to realize friendship might not be all you want.

🗨️ awww this was so fucking cute and fluff, I loved it som much 💖💯

⭐In my Head @sketchguk [8k] // kth x f.reader // college!au // 🥵🌩️

📝 taehyung’s friends love you ー adore you. they probably want to fuck you, but they’ll never admit to it. instead, they’ll push taehyung’s limits in the middle of a frat party, testing just how close they can get to you before he takes you to bed in a fit of jealousy. and maybe, just maybe, one of his friends can have a taste too (if he’s lucky).  

🗨️ okay, okay. This was hella 🥵 Like WOAH, filthy, steamy and just dirty! I am so mad at Taehyung though! Like why can’t he be with OC? What is it that he can’t give her? But tbh, with the way that he’s acting, I feel like she should just get with one of his friends instead 😭 Like, it seems like Guk loves her so much, or Jimin, the little freak he was in this 🥵 

⭐Gold Rush @ditttiii [4.4k] // kth x f.reader // s2l!au // 🥵🌩️

📝 kim taehyung is a walking heartbreak waiting to happen. all narrow eyes and long nose and devilish smirks, he is everyone’s dream. after months of sharing an elevator with the man who makes your heart race until you can scarcely breathe when the chance finally comes; are you willing to risk it all for his touch?

🗨️ OMG— I finally got to read this, and FUCK. SHIT. It is INSANELY beautiful (and sad too 🥹). But goddamn it, the love OC has for Taehyung, oh my. And the bittersweet feelings are what makes this hauntingly beautiful 💖 Again, I have a hard time coming up with words, words for how beautiful this masterpiece truly is 😭 Just— perfection 💯 Also, because it was so bittersweet, I really love the open ending, like getting to imagine whatever you like for this couple 😭💜

⭐To Give a Helping Hand (part 2) @oddinary4bts [3.1k] // jjk x f.reader // idol!au // 🥵

📝 when Jungkook finally approaches you at the gym, he realizes you’ve been wanting him just as badly as he’s been wanting you.

🗨️ In case you haven’t read part two, here’s your psa to do so right now. It’s just incredible (as everything that Ella writes, tbh ✨). OC is really being a brat in this one and JK is down baaaaaad 🥵

⭐Desire [ongoing series] pt1 + pt2 @jeonsbabygirlsworld [3k]  // jjk x f.reader + myg x f.reader (ft. eunwoo) // slice of life!au // 🥵🌩️

📝 life was easy until you meet the eye candy of your life and the adventure with him is a hell of ride, but there is certain someone who seems to get hurt in this.

🗨️ It’s a very interesting story, it’s very complex and I can’t wait to read more!

⭐When Worlds Collide [ongoing series] @letjungcoook7 [currently loading…] // jjk x f.reader // college!au, slice of life!au, s2l, fuckboy!jk, virgin!reader // 🥵🌩️

📝 since your mother's passing a year ago, life has been a whirlwind. balancing your passion for ballet with a low-key presence at college, where you’re the top student, was your norm until Jungkook stepped into your world. known for his reputation preceding him, jungkook is the talk of the campus with his casual rendezvous that have the girls buzzing. despite his allure, you're puzzled by his need for your tutoring prowess, especially given his own academic merit. yet, succumbing to his persistent requests, you reluctantly agree, only to find yourself thrust into the spotlight you've always avoided.

🗨️ I’ve read the first two parts and they are AMAZING! The story is so interesting and I already know that there’s so much more to Jungkook and OC in this one. So exciting to read more!! ❤️‍🔥

⭐Liquor Lips @letjungcoook7 [1.5k] // jjk x f.reader // established relationship // 🥵

📝 author didn’t write a summary.

🗨️ it was incredible good, like I want to read more (it’s not a series though!). It’s the perfect dirty little one-shot/drabble ❤️‍🔥

This month was really tough for me, mentally… I struggled with my own mental health and it got really bad. I was writing my major series (18 chapters god what was I thinking 😂) at the same time (still am lol), and I struggled with reading as I used to, so the list isn’t as long as normally, maybe, I did try to read a lot by the end of the month to make up for it. But yeah 🫶 Hopefully I have more time next month, because I expect to finish my series there, and then I’ll take a small break from writing and just read, because I really miss it 🥹 

If you want more, you’re more than welcome to follow me! I do monthly rec lists and sometimes I post my own writing too (only bangtan). 

Love you and Borahae 💜

[l0ganberry]

As you can tell, @carnivalcarrion's Fantasy au is by far one of my favorite aus in WH. I especially love both Bardaby and Wally's character designs. I mean.... What's there not to like? It's too hard to resist on not having a shot at drawing them both.

[vryfmi]

more fantasy au staff [part I] [part III]

[dorylinae-supremacy]

Thinking about an AU where Techno, Wilbur and Tommy are all the harbingers of the actual entire apocalypse and Phil (just some insane guy) decides that those are in fact his kids and starts gaslighting the absolute shit out of them about it.

Rambles under cut!

I wanna try something where they're just more insidious and passive killers than anything else, theyre mostly just biding their time and watching as wherever they're lingering around gets sicker and just starts withering away.

They're a slow moving threat that just can't be stopped and for some reason (because Kristin thinks its funny) Phil just isnt affected by them.

Phil: Oh Techno's always been like that ever since he was a baby Techno: I have literally never met you a day in my life Tommy: Idk man... you have always been like that Wilbur: Oh my death he's actually getting to us

Its a mix of that combined with that "how did he know I was a gemini" meme

Phil: Wil! I brought you some salmon, I know how much you love it! Wilbur: How the fuck did you know I like salmon Phil: I'm your dad silly, of course I'd know :-)

I just think itd be super fun since Phil in this au is literally just some insane dude. He literally lies about their entire childhood but does it so consistently and so realistically that it throws them off guard.

I also have a few ideas where they start referring to Phil as their dad in the beginning as a sarcastic / mocking thing but accidentally just getting themselves even more adopted as they do it.

Phil: Wilbur put on a coat Wilbur: I don't need one! Techno: Go on, Wil. Listen to dad Wilbur: Ugh fine. Only because dad wants it, though

Stranger: Whos this? Tommy: Oh thats our dad. He kinda just tags along Stranger: Aww thats so sweet! You got his nose and everything Tommy: I- wh- no he's not actually our da- Phil: I know he did! Isn't he the cutest, spitting image isnt he? Tommy: You're not my dad! Stranger: Oh someones embarrassed! Phil: Yeah he's going through a rebellious phase right now

Just a mixture of things like that where it starts as calling him it but then accidentally actually giving him parental authority along with that.

I also wanna explore how Kristin and Phils relationship would be like. Maybe her as death being very bemused by this silly human that just decided she was his wife one day.

She literally visits him in dreams and stuff and he just acts as if they're married and have been for years. He complains about their 'rambunctious kids' and how he has to threaten them with her so that they behave sometimes. She finds it so silly and just cant help but play pretend.

Kristin: Hello, human Phil: My love! Its been so long since I've seen you Kristin: We've never met Phil: Oh don't say that! It hasnt been that long. I've just been far too occupied with our boys to visit too much Kristin: Our boys? I made them Phil: And they came out beautiful! I'm so glad Wil and Tech got your eyes. I was hoping they would.

I think that'd be a core part of this AU as well. Everyone is playing pretend but then it just fuzzies and it all becomes real for them. At first its a joke that Phil is her husband and their father but then they get lost in the fantasy and fun of it all and actually accept him as such.

Phil has no ulterior motives either, he's literally just a strange insane man that heard stories about neotrio and started thinking they were his kids one day. He genuinely believes his delusion and they end up accidentally making it a reality.

He just makes lucky guesses and plausible lies often enough that he's still shiny and new, he's still fun to play with and thats what ends up 'tricking' them all.