#im obsessed with him. he even says things i think akaashi would say

[hopeless-anime-addict]

Your girl started Sasaki to Miyano today, and I am obsessed with this character who occasionally looks like Akaashi Keiji from Haikyuu

[missmeinyourbones]

haikyuu boys as icks

because my favorite thing is humbling men and fictional men are no exception | aot version & jjk version

atsumu:

does that thing where he "forgets to know your name" so he doesn't look obsessed with you, but in reality he just looks like a douchebag LOL he's comes up to you all nonchalant like "y/n, right?" as if he doesn't follow you on ig and like all of ur pics....and he thinks it makes him look so cool and popular and mysterious and then u look him dead in the eye and ur like "yeah, you're osamu, right?" he's humbled very quickly

osamu:

when he’s really tired or clingy, he talks in a baby voice :/ sometimes even refers to himself in the third person :/ just typing this rn is making me frown with disappointment. like yeah atsumu may be the more dramatic twin, but thats only bc he’s shameless in public. behind closed doors, osamu is right there w/ him. you find him pouting on the couch after a long day like “osamu wants cuddles >:(” or “can we make dinner together i’m hungwy >:(” big offender of the “sowwy” and “pwease” agenda. arrest him

suna:

is the embodiment of that one trend where you tell guys they look like they can’t swim and they get so unnecessarily defensive about it LOL. you say he “gives off a vibe that he can’t swim that well” and hes DISTRAUGHT...immediately whipping out all of his cards to prove you wrong like “obviously i can swim, wtf let’s go find a public pool rn and i’ll show you how good i can swim” also gets you back in such a ruthless way like “okay, but i can. and you look like you don’t know how to read.” feelings end up hurt on both ends :/

hinata:

whenever you guys go to the store, he holds up the line because he’s like “oh, i have a coupon for that!!! :)” but it's never convenient at all. it could be for the most minuscule or absurd products too, like toilet paper or ballpoint pens, and he’s digging through his wallet once you guys reach the register. like baby AREN’T YOU A PRO ATHLETE???? i think you can afford the extra $1.42 for granola bars. you bring up the idea of him having the coupon ready before he gets in line and he’s like “idk i don't wanna hold it for that long 🥱”

kageyama:

LEAVES HIS BEARD HAIR IN THE SINK AFTER SHAVING. oh my god, i am making myself angry rn. you rinse it out every single time and when you ask him if he knows what happens to all of his little trimmings, he’s just like “idk....i guess they just evaporate or slide down over time” when you literally clean up after him like a maid :I he makes me sick (inspired by that one tiktok of the oblivious husband and knowing wife)

bokuto:

doesnt understand politics so he just labels himself as “non-political” which comes across as him just being douchey :/ it makes him look so ignorant when he first tells you :/ like a man who thinks he’s too good to be socially and politically aware bc it doesn't affect him / when in reality, politics just really isn't his forte academically and he’s never learned the basics of it :/ because he is really smart ok i stand by this!!!! he’s a scholar and a college grad...he just only focuses on his areas of interest. take a gov course baby expand ur horizons

akaashi:

if you ask him those silly hypothetical relationship questions (the ones where you just want him to say something sweet, something that proves he loves you) he is not having it in the slightest. you ask him “would you still love me if i was a worm?” and he’s deadly serious like “no? one, that's not even possible. two, if i’m ever attracted to a worm then i need to be constrained and arrested. three, i think that’s really wrong for you to expect me to seamlessly deal with that big of a transition in our relationship--” and you have to be like OH MY GODDD OKAYYYYY IT WAS A TEST!!!  AND YOU FAILED!!!

kuroo:

millennial core LOLLLLLLL im sorry. he posts a pic of him after he gets his hair cut and captions it “just did a thing! :P” EWWWW my toes are curling rn. he takes his selfies from the highest mom facebook angle and does the signature middle aged white man smirk. if he ever films a video of himself it’s so cringy bc he does the millennial zoom in and talks as if he’s a movie protagonist. attends a single work meeting and claims he’s “adulting 😂” at the ripe age of 27

oikawa:

when he really likes you, he does that thing where he's like "you're just not like other girls/people!!!! you're so different!!!!!!" you do basic human things like don't constantly wear makeup or eat whatever you please and he's like "i love how you can be so real around me, you're so quirky <3" you shave your legs or do your hair and he’s like “baby you don’t have to do all of this for me!!!!” he’s never touched a woman in his life. self unaware king 

iwaizumi: 

swears that period cramps are not that bad and that people who get periods over-exaggerate to make men (or people who don’t get periods in general) feel guilty about not dealing with them. believes with his entire chest that “getting kicked in the balls” is equivalent to the pain of childbirth. one day you jokingly buy one of those period cramp simulator machines and hook him up to it. he's all “i’m gonna be fine babe” and “it probably just feels like a stomach ache”.... he doesnt get past the 3rd setting and is holding back tears when you finally turn it off 

[baby-xemnas]

the weirdness and unconventionality of lawbepo are major charm points to me tbh!💕 i also really love how lawbepo elevates law’s character! it’s not that i didn’t like law before, but to be honest, i feel that a weakness of the character is that he is easily put into the “stoic badass with a tragic past and a secret heart of gold” stereotype. which is cool and fun, and it’s obviously a popular trope for a reason, but every anime/manga has this type of character tbh, and if nothing more is done with them, they can be kinda generic and one note. and it’s especially hard if the character is a side character, so it’s unlikely the creator will spend more time with them. unless it’s like for fanservice or something. so i like these types of characters but i don’t usually love them because of that.

that was how i used to feel about law, i liked him and thought his design was cool but that’s it. but everything is different now- like maybe it sounds insane to say, but considering “what if that bear is not just law’s vice captain, but also his first love from childhood? his babygirl? his ride-or-die wife?” has seriously like opened my third eye when it comes to law tbh lol, and i have you and your incredible art to thank for that! 🙏❤️‍🔥💕💯🔥✨

YOU PRETTY MUCH WENT THRU THE SAME JOURNEY AS MYSELF AND I LOVE THAT

yes so true all that....law by himself is only okay, yes hes sexy so ppl are crazy abt shipping him with whoever the fuck

but i really love when a sexy and intelligent character is WEIRD and its ignored by those around them cuz they are hot.

i like to bring him up cuz it was such a great discovery idk maybe someone will relate - i had that moment with akaashi haikyuu cuz i was like sure whatever, he is cute and bokuaka is FINE but when akaashis obsessive controlling calculative nature was revealed i had a real 💡!!! moment abt it and fell so hard for the character and the ship. like of you are pretty and WEIRD AF abt bokuto. gaslight gatekeepe girlboss. a dumbass' manipulative psycho boyfriend. perfect

and with Law honestly i cant commend japanese artists enough who saw Bepo day ONE and saw the potential of Law being very particular (pervert) about his bear - drawing dozens of comics of Law bleeding from the nose because Bepo is That cute. THEY REALLY HAD HIS NUMBER i meanwhile needed more convincing cuz im too canonfaggy to live off of Just the intro and the hug (all we had at the point where i got into op first) yes the hug was monumental and parially made up for the PH and DR lack of Bepo and having to tolerate the stupidity and insult of "law is gonna join SH/law is a honorary SH" no he wont, is not. die????

anyway yes it took me more fanservice to be like oh So we really ARE putting Law's softness for Bepo as one of the core characteristics? Not just a passing occasional thing like the hug was? Okay. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

weird is great weird is enriching and its fucking phenomenal that it's Just bepo. Not just cute things even tho he does love them - Bepo being a whole Person that gets Law's cuteness dokis in a bunch is soooooo sus and charming

idk how other Law fans see it but i dont think Law loving cuteness and fluff like the Onigiri moment - would be enough, its too circumstantial. But Bepo.... Bepo is always there, making Law better by being his spoiled rotten softie baby angel

sorry if my train of thought is all over the place. Thank you so much for the ask you the real one ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[justauthoring]

Haikyuu Captains Getting Drunk Headcanons

Prompt: no thoughts... just drunk captains and drunk reader... i feel like they'd be handsy?? pls pls make some hcs im begging HAHA

DAICHI SAWAMURA:

Okay, so Daichi would be hard to get drunk.

He’s the responsible one, always has been, always will be.

And he probably feels like it’s his responsibility that his team members (and you namely) don’t end up doing something stupid or get hurt while you’re all drinking and having fun.

But finally. after much much convincing, you manage to get him to drink with you.

“It won’t be any fun if you just sit there watching us, Dai!”

And he can’t say no to you -- never you.

Especially when you pull out the puppy-dog eyes, and the alluring pout that has him weak in the knees and stammering when he’s usually so composed.

However, once he’s drunk, he’s... well, drunk.

He can’t keep his hands off of you, even as Tanaka is discussing something with him that you honestly aren’t even paying attention to, he’s got his arms wrapped around your waist, hands gripping your hips, fingers digging into your inner thighs.

He’s usually composed around his teammates, wanting to respect both his friends and you.

But drunk Daichi can’t help it.

You look so beautiful.

And sexy.

And irresistible.

And drunk you doesn’t mind either -- honestly sober you would be thriving as well. 

You respond to every one of his touches easily, cheeks a beautiful pink flush that never fades, the brightest grin on your lips as you happily sit in his lap.

“You’re so warm, Dai-kun!”

“Can I hold your hand, Daichi!”

You’re obsessed with his hands.

Threading your fingers through his, having them on you, you just can’t get enough.

You’re usually the affectionate one when it comes to PDA, but drunk you is so flustered and overjoyed by Daichi’s responsiveness and new attitude that you’re a stuttering mess under his intense and warm gaze.

Overall, you’re both madly obsessed with touch one another.

OIKAWA TORU:

Oikawa’s already a little flirty shit.

He’s obsessed with making you flush, he thrives on it.

He loves seeing your flushed cheeks, watching you stammer over your own words as you try to process what he’s just said to you -- even though the two of you have been dating for months at that point and this is certainly not a new thing.

But drunk Oikawa?

Shy little fucker.

Drunk Oikawa becomes incredibly vulnerable, and it doesn’t help that the two of you had decided to spend the night together at home, instead of going out like you normally did for date night.

You’re both alone, and suddenly one wine glass becomes one too many, and you’re both tipsy, if not definitely drunk.

Oikawa’s cheeks are a warm flush, and he’s finding it hard to meet your gaze even if a rational part of his mind that still exists says it’s just Y/N, there’s no need to be embarrassed.

It doesn’t help.

You’re a happy drunk and you’re reaching out for him, holding his close.

You keep running your fingers through his hair, loving the feeling. 

You keep pressing yourself against him, hands falling on him everywhere that he feels as if he can’t breathe.

But he loves it all the same, and his jumbled mess of a brain tells him to just accept it all -- even if he couldn’t get the words out edgewise.

“Y/N/N,” he breathes, breath hilting, “you’re awfully... close.”

And you’re puzzled, confused, but one glance at his strained expression and a pause at your hands and you’re giggling.

“Sorry, Oikawa-kun,” and you put emphasis and the honorific because you know Oikawa loves it and you very rarely use it. “I just can’t help myself.”

The night clearly ends one way.

This time, however, it’s Oikawa that’s the stuttering, blushing mess beneath you.

KUROO TETSUROU:

He’s a little shit.

Kuroo never cares who sees the two of you, you’re his girlfriend and he has every intention of showing the world of that.

He usually likes to his arm casually slung around your waist, or maybe his hand threaded through your own.

But drunk Kuroo just loves slapping your ass.

He’s an ass man, what can he say?

“K-Kuroo?”

You’re a stuttering, flushed mess, and the soft sting of his slap has you stumbling over your own feet before Kuroo’s wrapping you up in his arms and pulling you flush against him.

“Sorry, babe,” he grins down at you, gaze somewhat cloudy, “I just can’t help myself.”

There’s a pause. 

“Your ass looks so good in those jeans.”

“Kuroo!”

He spends the rest of the night torturing teasing you, constantly.

You’re too drunk to have any witty comebacks, so you spend most of the night desperately trying to avoid your boyfriend.

He catches you each time -- it’s unfair just how agile and quick-witted he still is completely drunk. 

“Please never stop wearing those jeans. I can’t stop looking.”

“I will never wear these jeans again if you don’t stop.”

He doesn’t stop.

You both know you’ll wear the jeans again because secretly, you love it.

Even if it’s completely embarrassing.

By the end of the night, though, you find your revenge.

You’re both leaving, saying goodbye to your friends now that you’ve all managed to sober up somewhat.

And just before the door shuts, and you give him a taste of his own medicine.

“Y/N!”

“What babe?” You blink at him innocently, “you just looked so good I couldn’t help myself.”

Your friends laugh, finally shutting the door.

He pauses, stunned, before he chuckles, loudly, bracing himself as a deep guttural laugh leaves his lips.

Needless to say, you’re an ass-woman too.

BOKUTO KOUTAROU:

Bokuto wouldn’t necessarily be sexual.

This isn’t too say he wouldn’t have his hands on you all night, because he would.

But not around your waist, or gripping your inner thigh.

He’d be hugging you, a big bear hug that has you completely engulfed by him.

He’s giving you piggy-back ride after piggy-back ride, twirling you all around the room, dancing with you, spinning and dipping you, and constantly keeping you close so he can gush to absolutely everyone about how much he loves you.

“Y/N, this girl right here, is the absolute best girlfriend.”

Unfortunately, it’s Akaashi that falls deaf to most of these claims (which are absolutely true).

“Yes, Bokuto-san, I know. You told me five minutes ago.”

“But she is!”

And he twirls you effortlessly at that, catching you as you lose your balance slightly because of your own intoxicated state.

You fall against him with a gasp, but when you glance up at him, your eyes are twinkling with delight and happiness and Bokuto is instantly pulling you up in his grasp against and parading you around the room.

“I love you so much, babe! Only you are such a fantastic dance partner!”

“I love you too, Bo,” you giggle, arms wrapped securely around his shoulders so as not to fall back.

Your legs are wrapped around your waist and his hands under your bum, supporting you with great ease.

The two of you are completely enamored with one another.

Every one else seizes to exist.

No one can get a word in to either of you, because every time someone tries, you end up turning back to one another and saying something about how beautiful each other are, or how in love with one another you are.

People eventually get sick of it.

But secretly they think it’s the cutest thing.

Even Akaashi.

It’s honestly not that different then normal, just amped up to like eleven.

[ushiwakaout]

Things I believe Sakusa Kiyoomi (pro MSBY volleyball player) would say if you lived together (from the moment you wake up, to the moment you fall asleep).

you’re msby manager bc i said so, and you wear glasses when u read

“Hey stinky wake up, we got early practice.” (5:00 am)

“Come on, you forgot to shower yesterday, shower now before i kick you to the shower.”

“Hold on, give me a kiss.”

*taps you ass to rush you to the shower*

“Don’t use up all the hot water”

“Hurry up i feel sticky.”

“Where’d you put my antibacterial soap.”

“Did you guy the apple scented shampoo?”

“Why’d you get the rose one, that’s the one Atsumu likes, i changed it for a reason.”

“Did you buy me a new loofa? Bc this one is more than a month old. It’s packing bacteria”

“Don’t buy me a neon green one because it reminds me of you- because i said so.”

“Come on we’re gonna be late.”

“Atsumu get your hands off my s/o.”

“It’s too early to deal with them.” (6:00 am)

“Help me stretch.”

“Push harder, i’m not beefy like bokuto, i can actually reach my ankles.”

“Bokuto their helping me, butt out.”

“What do you mean you’re gonna help him?”

*will hold your wrist and like swing it a little like a baby*

“Fine, give me a kiss tho.” (6:10 am)

*everyone’s a little shocked that all of you have lasted so long*

“What are you looking at atsumu.”

“No atsumu they won’t help you stretch.”

“Go help hinata instead of atsumu, because i like him better thats why.”

*will kiss you in between breaks even if hes all sweaty*

“How do you kiss me when im all sweaty, isn’t it gross?”

“No? Good, come here.”

*not the biggest fan of pda but the occasional kiss in public is fine (he’s very comfortable with his teammates but won’t tell anyone)*

“Can you refill my bottle for me?”

*will help you clean up after practice but will immediately shower before kissing you again because he’s extra sweaty*

“You missed a spot. No right here. Right.... No you’re good. Actually give me that.” (9:30 am)

“Did you bring me an extra mask?”

“Why arent u wearing the one i gave you?”

“It’s in your pocket, baby- Look, get over here. You owe me Umeboshi”

*will make you jump to reach your mask*

“give me a kiss”

*only pulls down his mask to kiss you*

“Let go buy some umeboshi.”

*doesn’t hold your hand but he makes you wrap your arm around his bc he likes being close to you*

*if you take the train he makes to stand in a corner, and you know he hates crowds and people but he does not want you getting touched by a stranger*

“I want coffee, do you want coffee?”

“Let’s go to the café by our place, i don’t like the other ones, their coffee is watered down.l

“Do you want anything? You’re buying me my fruit so i’ll buy you something.” (11:00 am)

“Did you not like it? I told you not to order thing you haven’t tried.”

“This is good, do you want mine?”

“Just drink it and give me yours.”

“You know i don’t care, you took a tiny sip y/n, give me it now.”

“Y/n, youre not forcing me to drink anything, give me your damn drink.”

“Stop being a baby, now wrap your arm around mine, i wanna go home and take a nap.”

“It’s you’re turn to clean right? Okay, i’m gonna take a nap.” (12:30 pm)

“Hey- They guys asked me to go out for drinks and i said i wouldn’t go without you....” (2:00 pm)

“Stop looking at my bed head... so do you wanna go?”

“Why do you look good?”

“It’s just drinks.”

*if you wear a dress*

“Can you not... pull this down more?”

*if you wear a button down*

“I’m just gonna *buttons up your shirt* “there you go” *pats your chest* “that’s better”

*watches you out your glasses on to read the drink menu after he’s had a few shots.”

“You look so cute” (5:00 pm)

*pinches cheeks*

“Come here give me a kiss.”

*bokuaka is a cannon ship in any of my headcannons*

“Why can’t we be touchy like bokuto and akaashi?”

“What do you mean i don’t like it?”

“I said no such thing.”

“Give me another kiss.”

“Another one”

“Hey... you wanna marry me one day?”

“No im not kidding, why would i be kidding?”

“No i don’t wanna go home yet, i wanna let atsumu you’re mine.”

“You’re not gonna leave me for piss hair right?”

“Not even Hinata?”

“Good, come here. I want a hug.”

“Take me home i wanna sleep now.” (7:00 pm)

“Actually i’m hungry, buy me food please.”

“No, nothing spicy. something savory.”

“Let’s go to Onigiri Miya, Osamu is the better miya, have i said that already?”

*at onigiri miya* “OSAMU, my favorite miya!” (7:30 pm)

“No im not drunk, did y/n tell you.”

“Give me something good.”

“No, not in the house- i’m paying.”

“Miya, i will make Atsumu my favorite, and you know i don’t wanna do that.”

“Baby, tell Osamu i’m not drunk.”

“No, no, no, i’m tipsy.”

*will make you feed him, will also deny it the next day*

“Goodnight favorite brother!” (9:00 pm)

“You think he believes me when i tell him he’s my favorite?”

“No? Good because atsumu is actually my favorite, but told tell him that.”

“Are you recording? What for?”

“Help me upstairs, I think i’m gonna fall.”

*sloppy fuck when he’s drunk and will cum inside you because he wants you to be a mess for him since he’s usually very picky about it. Kiyoomi is so fucking dirty when he’s drunk it’s stupid. will fuck you raw, will call you dirty names, will make you go dumb and if you pass out hed pass out with you*

“Hey, give me a bath will you? I don’t wanna smell like beer tomorrow.” (9:30 pm)

“Put all that nice stuff in my bath, i wanna smell good.”

“Please buy the apple shampoo because i actually really like it.”

“Reminds me of you.”

“Baby, just get in here with me.”

“Please.”🥺

*will hold you in the bath and nuzzle his head in the crook of your neck*

“I love you, so much.... You know that right?”

“Thank you for dealing with my freak cleaning obsession.”

“Are you sure it’s not a problem?”

“I know i’m picky but i try, for you and you only.”

*he will dry you off a little lazy bc he’s still really tipsy*

“Come to bed with me. i wanna hold you.”

“You’re feet are cold, put on socks.”

Extras:

“Baby i don’t feel so good.” (3:00 am)

“Baby~ wake up.”

“Hey- hey, don’t be so loud.”

“Can you clean this for me?”

“No, clean it again.”

“Did you buy more umeboshi?”

“We don’t have any more umeboshi”

“Shut it bokuto you can’t even touch your toes because you’re so beefy.”

“Baby, tell bokuto he’s too beefy- no it’s not mean- it’s funny.”

*at home drunk* “You like my body better right?” *will button down his shirt and make you touch his toned stomach*

“if you wanted my body to be like his i don’t think you’d scratch my bad as much as you did last night” *still very drunk*

“Hey, go clean that.”

“Come here, you have something in your eye.”

“Let me clean under your nails.”

*this man has a weird thing for popping your pimples, blackheads, stuff like that. will not admit it*

[krappykawa]

I read your s/o who likes to read hcs and was wondering if you could do the same request format or whatever it is you'd call it but with terishima,akaashi, iwa, Oikawa,and Daichi? Sorry if that's a lot! -anon

with a s/o that likes to read (part 2)

— iwaizumi, oikawa, terushima, daichi, and akaashi

word count. 1.4k

genre. fluff

note. i made these ones shorter than the ones in part two because anon requested a lot of characters and i didn’t wanna run out of headcanons to write,,, i hope you still like this though!

part one here

IWAIZUMI.

- will read the books that you’re reading just because he likes the feeling of being able to bond with you over something you love since you’re so supportive of him already (literally the perfect man. perfect bf. give me a kiss rn RN!!)

- maybe not all of them, but if you get him hooked on the description, then he will probably finish the book faster than you

- if he doesn’t like a book very much he’ll take ages to finish it though

- if you ask him about how he’s doing with reading it he’ll be like “oh i’m almost done” when in reality he’s only 20 pages in

- he’ll send you texts about the books you recommend but they’ll be super blunt like “this character just died” or “oh they kissed”

- you sit at your phone for 20 minutes debating on how to respond to those because HOW??

- he loves cuddles,,,, would literally die for cuddles

- so when you climb into his lap with a book in hand and bury your head in his neck as you read his heart literally malfunctions

- his cute s/o with their reading obsession that he secretly finds so endearing climbing into his lap for cuddle time,,,,,, his heart goes &2:$84!;💞💖💘💖💓💖💞/):&38,

- iwaizumi.exe has stopped working

- but he’s also not afraid to pull you into his lap if he sees you reading on the couch

- he’ll probably put on a monster movie and just hold you as you read and he watches

- probably also buried his nose in your hair and revels in your scent (also kisses your head every so often because he can’t help it and AHHHH HES SO CUTE)

- when you start sending him messages about your books, he will attempt to respond to every single text or he will just wait until you’re done and text back with “u done?” (not in a mean way though) there’s no inbetween

- he’s smiling every time you send him those texts though

- aoba johsai’s volleyball team (ESPECIALLY OIKAWA) teases him mercilessly if they ever catch him smiling at his phone in the locker room or during class or during lunch (basically u text him a lot lol)

- sometimes when you slam your book shut and scream into your pillow, he will just watch you with amused eyes and probably make an offhand comment that’s similar to “remember to breathe while you’re at it.”

- you end up throwing the pillow at him (which he catches and then proceeds to walk to where you are and swing you over his shoulder)

- get your mind out of the gutter on the “over his shoulder” part i swear he’s just teasing you for throwing a pillow at him (I CAN FEEL YOUR MIND WANDERING STOP IT)

OIKAWA.

- he makes an effort to read your books, really he does

- he’s just really busy, so most of the books he promises he will read stay only half way read through and never picked up ever again

- if you give him a sci-fi book though, this man will literally finish it at an insane pace

- literally he would be the one to text you at some ungodly hour (usually 3AM in the morning) because he just finished the book in one sitting and he’s literally brimming with reactions

- will text things like “WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST DIED”, “YN SEND HELP I THINK THEY’RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING STUPID”, “OH MY GODDDD I HATE THIS BITCH CAN THEY STOP TALKING” (always in all caps whenever he’s reacting to a book)

- you better pray that he doesn’t end up hating a character because he will text you every single time they show up on a page and complain about them

- “this character reminds me of ushijima why would you put me through this 🤕🤕”

- or “THEYRE TALKING AGAIN?? WHEN WILL THEY GET THE MEMO THAT I WANT THEM TO . ST F U ‼️😻”

- anyways, if it’s not sci-fi, it’s probably sitting on his nightstand and never touched again until you steal the book back

- CLAIMS he tried reading them (he got 2 pages in and then put it down)

- he is also a huge cuddler

- but you will not be able to read in his lap because he’s so fucking whiny

- “y/n-channn pay attention to meeee. you can read about that insanely hot dude in your book when you’re not already sitting in an insanely hot dude’s lap”

- big pouty face

- it works every single time and you hate him for it

- once you put your book down he will not let you go for a good ten minutes

- he also has tons of pictures of you reading on his phone because he thinks you’re so cute and feels like he has to snap a picture so he can remember how cute you looked at that very moment

- a lot like iwaizumi, oikawa will attempt to reply to every single one of your book related texts (except oikawa succeeds at replying to every single one)

- like you could literally send him fifty text messages in a row and you will get fifty replies back

TERUSHIMA.

- i am so sorry to say this but i genuinely cannot see terushima being interested in your books whatsoever

- he thinks that it’s boring and always questions how you can just sit down for hours on end and just read

- this changes when you give him one of those insane, mind-boggling, really dark, murder-mystery books

- he’ll scoff at it but after a lot of begging on your part, he’ll give it a try

- he loves it

- he told you that he never got bored and that feeling like that while reading a book is so weird to him

- that is the only book you’ll ever get him to read though (okay maybe he’ll read a few more if you beg him for it with that cute pouty face of yours that he cannot resist)

- like he’ll treat that murder mystery book as a holy grail and insist that nothing will ever top it

- i’m sorry again but he probably texts you “what u doing rn?” and if you say something about reading he’ll try to get you to do literally anything else (most likely will send a horny text to try and steal you away from your reading, let’s be honest here)

- “come over baby you can experience all that you’re reading in that book first hand 😏😏😏”

- if you send him text reactions of your book he will most likely reply with “awe babe ur so cute” but not say anything about the books in itself (IM SORRY HE’S NOT MEAN ABOUT IT THOUGH)

- cuddling with him while reading will never happen

- seriously

- he will do everything in his power to get you to put the book down

- like start peppering you with kisses or tickling you

- he just can’t stand sitting down in silence for so long lol

- he doesn’t put you down for reading though

- like yeah he might not understand it and thinks it’s boring, but he admires that you care so much about it and also admires your commitment

DAICHI.

- admires you for reading honestly

- like i feel like he’s the type to get really good grades but will not look at a book that he hasn’t been assigned to read for his life

- that being said, he probably has never read any of the books you ask him to read with you

- he’s told you he’s read one or two which is a lie (you know it’s a lie but you don’t tell him that because you know he feels bad about not reading them)

- he isn’t on his phone often so most of the time your texts don’t get answered for hours

- it’s kinda fun that way though because after a while you just start sending him long text threads and it’s like talking to yourself

- when he does respond it’s with something like “you look like you had fun there” (after that he’ll apologize for not seeing it and then ask if you had anything else about the book that you wanted to tell him about AWEHISHFNF)

- very good listener!! he’ll try and have a genuine conversation about the book even if he hasn’t read it (like if you want to talk about how you think the plot doesn’t work, he will either support you or give you valid reasons that sparks constructive conversation)

- will absolutely never see the texts you send at 1AM (until the morning) because he always passes out before 11PM

- will see them in the morning and will text back “well good morning to me”

- he has absolutely no clue what you’re talking about in the texts but tries his hardest to be supportive

- cuddling while you’re reading happens nearly every single time you’re together

- is very stressed from dealing with his volleyball children so he’ll more than happily sit on the couch and cuddle with you as you read

- sometimes he falls asleep while you cuddle and you just snuggle into him and it’s so cute

AKAASHI.

- THIS LITTLE SHIT

- man oh man he loves acting like a smart ass whenever you text him about your books

- you’ll be like “my favorite character just died!!” and he’ll be like “well tell them to not die then wtf”

- will stay up late texting you about your book though because he’s most likely reading it with you so you two can bounce ideas off of each other

- if you like a character that he hates he will not hesitate to start a debate about why you shouldn’t like that character (full one page of reasons. this man takes his opinions very seriously)

- if you’re together at his house or something and you start yelling at your book he’ll be like “y/n don’t hurt its feelings.”

- you momentarily pause your yelling to deadpan him

- he stares right back

- “just be nice.” (you’re like BWAH???)

- HE ALSO YELLS AT HIS BOOKS THOUGH

- it’s uncommon but it does happen

- if you’re both reading or you’re doing homework and he’s reading, he’ll slam the book shut and yell about how stupid this character is (and when i mean yell, i mean yell)

- and if he doesn’t like the ending of something he will rant for days and you’ll have to remind him to take a breath

- he gets so hyped up from reading books it’s so cute

- will read with you when you cuddle read (does that make sense??? like when you cuddle with him while reading)

- will mumble things under his breath while you’re both reading but you’re on his lap so you can hear everything and you just laugh

- one time he mumbled “stupid bitch just fucking die already” to this character he hated

- you had to put down the book because you were laughing so hard

[fiendishpal]

I feel like I come here for Osaaka fix and to find some SWMAGP support group!I think a bunch of people haven’t read it yet because it’s incomplete.I am quite surprised for myself too because it’s incomplete and it’s slow-burn and it makes it more enjoyable?! Idk. I love how Osa/Aka would definitely do what they did.

It’s how they’re both honest people, both characters that are not afraid of being heard but when it comes to going around on what they feel—they’re just not forward about it.

And the characterization is so them even as Volleyball players—we have Akaashi who is a setter that thinks, that would only give what he can or what he was asked for. Then we have Osamu a part of a duo who recklessly play around a very crucial match. That’s how they are on chapter 7, Akaashi goes for rationality, lays down what’s expected of him, and Osamu who just vacuumed his apartment because hey, why would he missed an opportunity of not bringing Akaashi home?!

I went crazy on this but there’s only a few people who actually reads this, I’m glad I can go over this with you even in anon! Thanks and sorry for going crazy! Have great day/night!!!

i love stay with me go places because i can tell how much care the author puts in their characterizations.

like how they refer dialogue from canon material and how akaashi and osamu speak, that really drew me in!

in all their core, they're both supports to their main characters. bokuto couldnt have grown the way he did without akaashi and atsumu couldnt have grown the way he did without osamu.

akaashi and osamu's experiences with their vaguely same experiences in high school is such a huge part of what they have in common. they play as how their counterparts play.

bokuto expects akaashi's 120% bc bokuto gives his 120% and osamu plays recklessy because atsumu plays recklessly so he has to be there where atsumu is bc he's not gonna lose against his brother.

they're supports. narrative foils to the big picture.

these experiences are things they can relate to with each other, that sort of thing.

so with that in mind, it would makes sense that they'd end up waiting on each other. volleying the ball from their side of the court to the other so it ends up with them dancing around each other.

but i've said this once and i'll say it again, if osamu and akaashi did not have any mutual friends or friends of friends, osamu would be much more forward but again that's just me

SO, they now know their feelings are mutual, they've already reached that point but now at match point, they suddenly dont see things eye to eye.

and as you said anon, in his good ol' fashioned akaashi way, he overthinks. and his "rational" conclusion is to not start the relationship to avoid the eventual fallout bc of the distance. i love the line he said, i think it was, we dont need anymore people to wait for in our lives or something like that????? idk but it was good

and with osamu, his answer to that is, why not try it out first? WHICH MAKES SENSE AKAASHI YOU FOOL. he presents his case on "why end it before even starting it?" which to osamu's line of thinking makes the most sense to him BC HE'S RIGHT, AKAASHI YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER LET HIM BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOUR OVERTHINKING and when akaashi's "firm" on his decision he backs away. he's not pushy, that's atsumu's forte lmao

but what i love in this chapter was the kiss they had there. when osamu asked if he could kiss akaashi. i mean he wanted one from the very start of their "date" and he's gonna get one even tho it was a sad one cries and when akaashi kissed him, osamu ended it before it could get into something more bc he knooooows that would be it. if the kiss grew any deeper. if their lips touched a second longer he'd be FAR gone AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I THINK HAHAHA. so he steps back. getting on akaashi's level.

AND I AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

to those who haven't read it yet bc it's incomplete, look, i GET IT, i dont even know why I started it with the fic being inc BUT IM GLAD I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FEEL MANY EMOTIONS WHILE READING IT IT'S GREAT LOOK AT THIS WALL OF TEXT I AM OBSESSED WITH THEM BC OF THIS FIC

ps. these are all my thoughts on overdrive and this is how I perceive them. you might see them differently and that's a-okay!

[deadontheinsidebut]

I saw that hc’s were open! So I wondering if you could write something about how the reader had acne/ pimples and is insecure about it but their s/o comforts them by also talking about one of their insecurities? Hopefully that makes sense? And can you write this for kuroo, oikawa, and Bokuto? I feel like writers sometimes write them as perfect individuals with no faults and sometimes it would be nice to see them as slightly more real? (Despite not being real 😭)

—HQ boys with an s/o who’s insecure about her acne

a/n: hi anon!! Tysm for sending this in🥺 tbh this really hit home for me as someone who has struggled with acne here n there for most of my pre teen/teen years. Ty for trusting me to write this💖

Kuroo x fem!reader, Oikawa x fem!reader, Bokuto x fem!reader

He’s confused as he sees you picking at your face in the mirror, expression twisted in agony as you were on the verge of tears

He makes his way over to your side and pulls you in by the waist

“What’s wrong pretty angel?” He asks, his eyes watching yours in the mirror

You avoid his gaze, trying your best to hide your face from your beautiful and perfect boyfriend

“What’s it like being so beautiful and admired by everyone around you? Why did you choose me of all people?”

Honestly he’s shocked. How could someone as beautiful as you on the inside and out be asking him, the guy who’s lost to all the prodigies in his life, why he chose you?

He points at you in the mirror before choosing his next words, “all I see in this mirror is a shining star, my love, and forever person. These spots on your face look like stars that have fallen and landed on your pretty little face.”

He pecks your nose before pulling you in for a hug

“But look at you. You’re flawless in every way,” you muffle into his shoulder

He sighs before preparing to offer his own insecurity up

“I’ve never been regarded as someone with talent... you know that. I’ve been struggling so so hard with that. But ever since I met you, it was like all those problems turned into challenges I would be able to face,” he smiles

You think for a moment before coming to the conclusion that this boy had to do a lot to get to where he is now and you’re thankful everyday for his presence in your life

“I guess I’ll be your shining star for a little while longer,” you beam

“Good. And by ‘a little while’ you better mean forever,” he responds cheerfully

He notices your change in demeanor a few weeks after your acne started to appear in your forehead and chin

He noticed your obsession with skincare products and checking all the ingredients before purchasing

And he notices how you no longer want to go out in public, always suggesting that you have indoor dates instead

So he brings it up during one of your living movie dates

The moment he mentons it, you hide your face beneath the blanket

“What is it to you? You’re perfect anyway,” you mutter

“It’s everything to me, y/n. Because you’re everything to me,” he responds, peering under the blanket to make sure you’re paying attention.

“I hate my face.”

Kuroo is astonished really because he’s never found a reason to hate your pretty little face, but clearly you have

He shifts his body to face you and pulls the blanket out of your reach

“Talk to me about it, y/n”

And all those bottle up feelings from the past few weeks gush out as you point to the “flaws” on your face

“Have you seen me? What do you think people would think if they saw me next to a gorgeous man like you?”

He take his hand and gently placed it on your cheek, thumbing your cheekbone and admiring you like you were a work of art (which you are)

“If you’re talking about these cute little marks then... you’re wrong. I think they make you uniquely you.”

You still look unsure so he tries to reassure you once again

“Remember middle school me? I was an idiot loner who couldn’t do anything until I met you and Kenma. But even now, I’m still a big old nerd,” he chuckles, “but that’s what makes me, me.”

He finishes it off by giving you a kiss on the forehead.

You sign at how easy it was for your boyfriend to say all these nice things about you

You watch him turn back to the screen with a satisfied look on his face when you no longer crinkled your eyebrows in disgust at the mention of your acne

He hears the muffled cries of his one and only girlfriend coming from the bedroom and he was quick to rush to find you

You were huddled in the corner sniffling to yourself and his eyes drooped at the sight

He goes over to you and takes both your hands in his, waiting patiently for you to calm down a little before he spoke

“Y/N, I don’t know what’s wrong but you don’t deserve to be sad ever. You’re my beautiful princess and I don’t want to see you cry anymore.”

And at the word ‘beautiful’ your entire body convulsed and you fell into his arms sobbing

“How can you call me that when I have all these disgusting things on my face?” You cry out

He massages the top of your head and mutters soft words into your ear because it physically pained him to see you this upset

“You mean those cute little battle scars on your face? The ones that represent how human you are and the obstacles you’ve faced because of them? Honey, they make me love you 100x more and think you’re 1000x prettier.”

He smiles at you as you look up at your adoring ace

He expects that that was not enough to convince you and ushers you over to seat on the bed before he begins his little story

“Ok babe, you know me in high school, the one who was always going into his emo mode?”

You nod nostalgically, recalling all the times you and Akaashi had to pull him back to reality

“Well, Im an idiot. And I still am! I let my emotions take over a lot of the times but... that also makes me human. It’s because I don’t want to let others down and I’ve accepted that part of myself and that’s why...”

He wraps his arms around you, “you should accept yourself too.”

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[amphii-writes]

Random Haikyuu Head Canons I Have

these are all taken from my discord server cause i remember to write them there, if you want to request fanfics, my requests are W I D E open! there is also nO order! these are just all the headcanons i could find tbh

warnings: mentions of blood, and just overall wild times, swearing

Asahi loves knitting sweaters because his shoulders are broad and he also loves seeing the reactions from his teammates when they get a sweater from him! He says he buys them but he doesn’t

Aone likes knitting socks because he has big feet and he loves fluffy knee high socks but his team will never know

Asahi and Aone regularly hang out and knit together! (after asahi wasnt scared of him anyways)

Nishinoya gives you shiny rocks he finds because “your eyes shine like them!”

Yamaguchi likes to have your head rest on his chest while cuddling!

Aone likes to bake

Aone dressed like a polar bear because koganegawa told him to- halloween was amazing

daICHI HAS A KISS THE COOK APRON

Daichi secretly can make some kick ass steak and is amazing at grilling sorry

Okay but real talk, Kenma and Yaku swear like sailors and it scares everyone because they always whisper the most foul, insulting things under their breath. Hearing it is like seeing a cryptid

Speaking of cryptids, Fukunaga and Shibayama are THE most true crime, mythology, and mystery obsessed fanatics on the team and often fanboy about it together 

Fukunaga’s obsession with moth man has gotten to an unhealthy stage

Kenma absolutely had a vampire phase and has read twilight. Only Kuroo knows and has sworn to secrecy via blood pact

Kuroo’s a musical nerd. Knows all of the lyrics to Hamilton, BMC, DEH, Heathers, Rent, Beetlejuice, Etc. Kenma considered dropping him because of it

Iwaizumi tells the worst dad jokes and Kyotani, wanting to beat him, started doing it too and it drives everyone insane

Yahaba and Matsukawa get along surprisingly well. Both are true crime freaks and bond over their forensic files obsessions

Matsukawa didn’t really like his thick eyebrows so he got one of his female friends to pluck it for him, but almost cried and gave up after the first hair. Oikawa called him a pussy for the next year

Hanamaki jokingly flirts with everyone on the team so most of them just got used to it, but it still confuses Kindaichi to the point of mental breakdown

Makki called Kyotani ‘puppy’ as a joke once and now mad dog is truly terrified of him

Kyotani’s dog absolutely ADORES Oikawa and it’s the funniest shit to the rest of the team

Mattsun and Makki play DnD and once convinced Yahaba and Kyotani to join. Kyotani kept rolling to fight everyone and Yahaba was a bard that kept rolling to seduce everyone. They kept yelling across the board so they had to kick them out

Outside of his school uniform, Goshiki specifically wears only plaid

Tendou makes little chocolates for the whole team every once in a while so they don’t think he’s scary

Semi and Shirabu once had a fistfight in an abandoned McDonald’s parking lot while Tendou filmed and Goshiki cheered them on

Everybody makes fun of Shirabu’s haircut but nobody dares to say it to his face. its gotten to the point where they say he got it done by a blind old lady

There’s a running joke about Shirabu also getting his haircut from prison but Goshiki is starting to suspect that it may not be a joke

Yamagata and Tendou are good friends with the mutual goal of collecting as much blackmail on their team as possible

Tendou loves animals generally considered to be ‘ugly’ like rats, crows, reptiles, etc.

80% of Goshiki’s playlist is shit overplayed on the radio. Him, Shirabu, Tendou, Kawanishi and Ushijima have a permanent ban from the aux cord

Nobody watches YouTube with Ushijima because he never skips the damn ads (other than tendou)

Suna once said y’all’dn’t’ve unironically and made a first year cry

Akagi once said UwU unironically and had an identity crisis.

Osamu has one of those rainbow gaming keyboards and is constantly on a discord call. Atsumu always yells weird shit in the background to embarrass him and once pretended to be him

During Seijoh group chat arguments. Hanamaki and Mattsukawa like to drop facebook minion memes in just to piss everyone off even more

mattsun and maki both have separate photo albums in their phones labelled ‘minion memes to piss everyone off’

Hinata carries a pocket knife and no one has no fucking idea why

mattsun and maki both have matching rat fursuits that look like they actually where in a sewer- they chased oikawa around

For all his talk of plant analogies and metaphors, Ushijima cant grow shit

Goshiki’s Bangs are the way they are because his favorite character was Rock Lee from Naruto

Oikawa has watched Ouran High School Host Club front to back so many times and he can quote all of Tamaki’s lines by heart -He keeps bothering Iwaizumi to “be his Haruhi, since you’re shorter than me”

Koganegawa has definitely gone as an Angry Bird for Halloween

Fukunaga has those reflective cat eyes, and he has terrified Yamamoto on several occasion

Hanamaki and Matsukawa have a teddy bear that they pretend is their child and they share custody

Suga always sprays whipped cream straight into his mouth whenever he sees a can

Nishinoya definitely bit people as a kid

Nishinoya would be the guy to wear shorts all year round and even if it's snowing, he'll insist he's not cold

Tendou is still stuck in his emo phase and would fangirl over Creepypasta with me and I appreciate that (me too buddy, me fuckin too)

Kyoutani LOOKS like he’d listen to viking death metal, but in reality he listens to Mother Mother and knows all the words to Ghosting

Sugawara would definitely encourage me to dumb shit and not stop me, and you’re all dumb for thinking he wouldn’t 

KENMA IS NOT ‘uwu owo’ SHY, HE IS ‘your fucking gross’ SHY SO LITERALLY STFU

Bokuto listens to Nicki Manaj. And knows all the words. To every. Single. Song.

Ushijima for some reason knows an odd amount of 90′s-2000′s R&B and he will hum along to the songs if they come on the radio (he also loves Dolly Parton) ((he says he relates to her music))

Bokuto once ate instant ramen for an entire month

TERUSHIMA DID TRY TO FUCK A PLANT WHILE SHITFACED AND GOD I STAND BY WHAT I SAID

atsumu let’s you put makeup on him and pretends to eat the brushes (do yk what im talking about- like n o m)

tendou ran for school president as a joke but actually won

i 100% believe that all of karasuno’s third years apologize when they bump into inanimate objects, but when suga is really tired or stressed out, he’ll yell at them instead.

Tanaka, Nishinoya, and Taketora have a group chat called "Bros who want sum hoes" and they send each other hypebeast memes and shit

Sugawara knows how to do a bunch of flexible shit because he sometimes goes to yoga with daichi and asahi's moms, its fucking hilarious

tanaka and noya both breakdance- they work as a team and sometimes go to tokyo for underground competitions- saeko drives them

Daichi knows a little ballet- nobody other than Kiyoko knows because they saw each other at the ballet class and had to work together- dont tell tanaka and noya that he lifted her though

Osamu once put glitter on Atsumu's pillow- he still finds hot pink glitter on shit

kita knits and crochets with his grandma

Kita's grandma knows everyone's names because kita talks shit bout them, her favorite is Aran

Kuroo has burnt his eyebrows off doing an experiment. His goggles didn't cover all his brows,,, so he just showed up to practice like that. No eyebrows and a chemical burn

kenma has played all kinds of games, but he was dared to play corpse party by kuroo. He wasn't scared because of the gore, he was thinking about the trauma the characters went through. Punched kuroo the next day because that game was fucked up

Lev isn't a strong swimmer, so he often grabs people by the head to keep himself up. happened with kenma and lev couldn't walk due to the force of kenmas suprised water kicks

akaashi has those fancy pens that you have to dip in ink and they're so nice

Bokuto has and will eat pencil erasers again

Daichi once almost lost his shit at his team but instead he lost his shit at the door that decided to stub his toe on the way out of the gym. not the best thing to be found yelling to.

Yamaguchi for sure has been dragged to one of terushimas parties because he didnt wanna say no. oh and terushima has like frat boy level parties too. Yams has for sure had some wild nights and doubts anyone other than Tsukishima and the party-goers will ever know

Akaashi can actually flirt very well! He reads romance novels sometimes and has analyzed any and every book in his possession! so he's actually quite charming

Daihsou unironically posted on twitter after mika broke up with him "I still see her shadows in my room"

Mattsun and Maki run a fake oikawa account; its been going ever since twitter even started getting popular and they even started sending messages in spanish. The posts would range from "I love all my fans!" to flirting with them :) Oikawa is pissed cause the account got verified before he did and most of his fans also follow the fake oikawa. Tooru has no idea who runs it JUST IMAGINE OIKAWA JUST LIKE RANTING TO THE SEIJOH 3RD YEAR ALUMNI AND JUST "no Iwa-chan, you dont understand! they run a fake account and pretend to be me!" while makki and mattsun laugh their asses off

Oh, kenma for sure has pretended to be a girl on discord and has gotten someone to buy him stuff. after they do he says in his normal voice "fucking simp" and then hangs up and blocks the other persons discord

Yamamoto, despite his rough appearance, loves kids and has and will be a human jungle gym

suna in middle school had a game with his friends about who could make kids cry the fastest

The twins switched places back in middle school and nobody could tell because of how great they are at acting like eachother

Daichi once arrested coach ukai for public intoxication after a game :|

Daichi has arrested many people from his old volleyball team but the most memorable case was when he arrested tanaka and noya for reckless driving. poor idiots got so scared when they saw their old captains face in their mirror and started to pray

tanaka, while trying to intimidate someone, once said "You dont gotta tell me twice, i may be straight but these hands are bisexual" and he often cringes at night thinking about it

Kageyama, as a comeback to Tsukishima, said "one thing about us royalty is that we love to feast" and he also fuckin hates what he said

the third years made a cult for Kiyoko. they chant every wednesday "i'll do anything for kiyoko, she makes me go loco"

oikawas fangirls are known to be fucking rabid

yAMAMOTO AND KENMA AFTER THEIR FIGHT WERE FORCED BY KUROO TO MAKE IT UP: so they dyed their hair together

Makki and mattsun sang two trucks in front of the entire team. everyone was so confused. Makki: "twO TRUCKS HAVIN SEX!!" Mattsun: "oH yEs!"THEY'D SWITCH OFF AND HAVE LIKE CHOREOGRAPHY TOO LIKE THEY'D DO A TANGO WHILE THE SONG IS LIKE "two beer trucks, making love"

tendou once called Oikawa "mr. no-nationals" and got kicked in the shins before iwaizumi could save him

Tsukishima had a my little pony phase

you work with matsukawa at a morgue and he makes dead people jokes while you fix some dead guys face with wax and makeup he'd be like "so didnt he like,,, stick his head out of the sunroof of a moving fuckin car??" he'd be singing dumb ways to die the entire day

i feel like Kuroo has one crazy accident a year. like it might not be deadly but its fucking crazy like for example: Kuroo for sure has ridden in a shopping cart at past midnight with kenma (who pushed him down a hill) causing Kuroo to get scratched up hella well. he lied and said he spent the night with a girl and kenma fucking hated himself cause he would be the girl if that was true

Mattsun has flirted with the 4th years moms before (AS A JOKE), and because of this: he is known as “fuckin milf hunter” sometimes by the team

Warning, this next headcanon is talking about cannabis, weed, mary jane, the zoink root. so if your uncomfortable, please dont read below :)

dude i wanna get high as SHIT with Asahi 

i think Asahi would be one of those mfkers who takes one hit and is gone 

ASAHI ACCIDENTALLY GOING TO PRACTICE ZOINKED 

IMAGINE HIM SEEING TSUKISHIMA AND JUST "he looks so judgemental,,, im scared" 

OR LIKE A MAD DAICHI AND JUST "i'm gonna,,, im gonna go jump out the window now" 

Noya and Tanaka would know tho, i feel like they'd have a 6th sense when it comes to weed. they probably get some from Saeko cause she'd rather they do it in the house. they'd smell asahi like fucking dogs and just so,,, big guy had fun without us huh? 

DAICHI WOULD KNOW ABOUT ASAHI BEING ZOINKED, SMASH HIS FACE INTO THE WALL, TURN AROUND WITH A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD AND WITH A BEAMING SMILE AND FEUX ENTHUSIASM SAY: "YOSH, LETS WARM UP!"

[jougogo]

mascaras the haikyuu queens would borrow from my bag

based on my unhealthy obsession with mascaras (pls someone sponsor me)

also there’s a crack drabble at the end please read it im wheezing

shimizu kiyoko

bombastic by doucce: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GIRL'S GORGEOUS LASHES im so jealous, anyways this mascara has a good wand and it's really good for achieving a more wispy/voluminous/full look IN LIKE ONE SWIPE WTF THIS IS A GODSEND. literally looks like lash extensions, i could go on and on about this mascara. not flaky and this will survive through workouts! doesn't give you raccoon eyes so it's good ! (coming from an athlete with an oily eyelids so dw i gotchu covered) a personal fav of mine teehee, ranked #1 in my bag.

hitoka yachi

it's real! benefit: this mascara is so so good at lengthening and giving off that natural look, which i think yachi would appreciate because she doesn't like too much attention and it's natural so she can sneak this by her mom nope def not speaking from experience it's really great for beginners, and also very reliable and trustworthy. this lil thing will get the job done, guranteed.

tanaka saeko

better than sex by too faced: this mascara just screams I N T E N S I T Y. it's super voluminizing and gives off the appearance of a fuller lash. on the more dry/creamy side so it's super great for beginners or if ur really hungover. also it's v v reliable, will give you wispy lashes every time! my go to when im late which is everyday but we don't talk about that

michimiya yui

bad gal bang! by benefit: another really natural one, good at separating, very VERY lengthening. dramatic enough so that it'll make you look more awake but still not enough to get daichi's attention rip.  but this shi!t will stay all day until you take it off. a little more liquidy so you get some time to fix any lashes that are stuck together. also, thin wand so great for bottom lashes as well! 10/10, very much recommend. 

shirofuku yukie

waterproof lights camera lashes by tarte: i feel like she's the type to be drinking her water but then when she puts it down too quickly the water just splashes right back in her face?? LMAO or does this only happen to me, but she needs her mascara to be waterproof! also bc of all the steam from the yummy food contests she's conquering! anyways the queen deserves the whole spotlight so she gets the beloved lcl by tarte! the wand is pretty thin but don't let that fool you, because this wand is so good at lengthening and separating lashes. really good at holding curls. 

suzumeda kaori

lash sensational from loreal: pls give this poor girl a break i cant even imagine running around the fukurodani team with bokuto's antics, they've definitely broken into her bags more than once and messed up her stuff. so she had to get the cheap drugstore mascara just in case </3 but its okay because this is one of my top 3, the consistency is really good and the wand is so amazing gahh, it has like different combs on different sides so if you have that one pesky pair of lash that just sticks together it'll be super easy to fix. perfect for on the go

misaki hana

kush mascara by milk makeup: you can't convince me that this girl isn't exhausted from the antics of johzenji, which makes this mascara perfect for her! the consistency is on the creamy/dry side so a couple quick swipes will get you the full lash. plus it's infused w some cannabis oil so it makes ur lash healthier (but terushima will definitely try to do some experiments w this so please hana guard it safely)

amanai kanoka

lash next door by brooklyn and bailey: ok ok so my fav thing about this mascara is that it's not waterproof so it's easy to take off, but it's water resistant so that it won't come off when you're all sweaty!! literally perfect for intense practices, and the wand is similar to lcm by tarte so they wield pretty similar results; sweet, curled, lengthened lashes!! and DOES NOT FLAKE it's literally a life saver

alisa haiba

liquid lash extensions by thrive: this mascara definitely the one i use the most! It’s unique in the sense that it’s a tubing mascara, so it’s water resistant which is great for alisa because she keeps tearing up every time lev messes up a serve (we stan a responsible sis) BUT it’s also very easily removed! just splash some warm water and the mascara literally slides right off im not even kidding. she definitely takes really good care of her appearance and will be sad even if she sees one eyelash fall so this is really great for her bc waterproof mascara is such a pain in the ass to remove. also very lengthening

yamaka mika 

lash multiplier by revlon: mika is a baddie!! but daishou makes her cry so much she has to rebuy a tube like every month. so our lovely mika gets something easy, cheap, and has a good effect for puppy eyes. this mascara is just like the liquid lash extension; a tubing mascara,,,HOWEVER this one is WAY CHEAPER. u can def find this at ur local drugstore for like 6-8 bucks. great for on the go since it's easy to apply super fast, will get u a nice full fringe in like 3 swipes.

nametsu mai

damn girl! by too faced: how could i forget our beloved date tech manager,,,mai is def the scariest on date tech and she will let you know!!! this mascara is essentially a sequel to better than sex; your lashes will be bigger, fuller, and more glamorous! also the formula is literally so light it's like whipped cream,,, you will not feel a thing guranteed. it's like extensions but m a g i c

extra:

after being scolded by yukie for not getting dinner on time, the boys of the 3rd gym strolled through the dimly lit hallway on the way to the cafeteria. "yo, you know, i heard the girls bathrooms have couches or whatever," kuroo said, noticing the girl's bathroom as they walked past it. 

"what! thats not fair!" bokuto whined. "how come the girl's stuff are always nicer? the boy's bathroom always just stinks, and there's always pee on the ground for some reason. like why can't you just aim? it's not that hard." 

"well, im sure for short people, like maybe yaku-san or shoyo it's easy. but it's hard to aim when you're very tall!" lev explained brightly. in the onsen somewhere, morisuke yaku felt shivers go up his spine and a sudden urge to punch someone.

"lev, are u sure ur not the one peeing the floor? c'mon, man this is why we don't get nice things in our bathrooms!" kuroo groaned, flicking the first year’s forehead.

"well, it's just a rumor," akaashi explained, lifting the hem of his shirt to wipe off the sweat on his face. "there might not be a couch in the girl's bathroom."

"why don't you go find out?" tsukki taunted with a devilish grin on his face. 

"i don't think this is a good idea," akaashi remarked, albeit a bit too late as hinata, kuroo, lev, and bokuto already sprinted down the hallway. 

"aww, no couch" bokuto disappointedly wailed when he stepped into the girl's bathroom. 

"well, this is a school bathroom after all," kuroo admitted as he flipped on the light switch. the bathroom was cleaner than the boy’s, for sure, but after all the outrageous tales they had expected to find at least a little something out of the ordinary.

"hey, what's this?" hinata was pointing to a bright pink makeup bag that was lying open on the counter.

"ooh, one of the managers must’ve left it behind! whose bag is this, is there a name on it?" lev rushed over to the bag and turned it upside down. dozens of colorful tubes and compacts fell out, splayed across the counter.

"whats this tube?" hinata asked, holding up a metallic pink tube.

"well, what does it say on the tube, dumbass?" tsukki smirked from the door frame he was leaning on. akaashi hesitantly stood behind him, questioning if entering the girl’s bathroom was a good decision. 

"better..than sex!" hinata read aloud, a bit louder than he had intended to. everyone froze, and stared at the little pink tube.

"wait what the fu- hold up lemme see that," kuroo aggressively grabbed the tube from hinata's hands and twisted it open

"oh it's just macasara," bokuto said. they shouldn’t have been surprised, considering it did come out of a makeup bag.

"do you think the name is true?" kuroo was actually curious about this. is the little pink tube of innocent looking mascara the reason that girls were refusing to go out with him?

"let's see," bokuto snatched the tube out of kuroo's hand and started swiping on the pigment on his lashes, his mouth agape and head tilted back as he intently stared at his reflection in the mirror.

"it's been 10 minutes since we called the boys, should we check up on them?" yachi said nervously. the other girls turned and looked as if she had just made a revelation. "you're right, bokuto always sprints up for dinner and he looked pretty eager when we gave him his notice," kaori said nervously. "and everyone knows that the nekoma boys shouldn't be left alone, they're chaotic," shirufuku remarked. "that's so true...lets go find them," the rest of the managers agreed, taking off their aprons and stepping out of the cafeteria.

however, they heard the boisterous laughs a floor away. cautiously, kiyoko led the group down the stairs and followed the sound. imagine their surprise when they found the noise coming from inside the girl's bathroom. 

"um, we're the only girls here…" yachi whispered. they crept up closer and closer until they were right outside. kiyoko put her finger to her lips and motioned for the girls to line up against the wall just in case. "okay, we'll open the door in 3…" she put her hand on the knob. "2…" it seemed like time was in slow motion as everyone's heart pounded loudly. "1!"

kuroo and hinata have mascara on their eyebrows, streaks of black pigment under their eyes and all over their cheeks like some kind of war paint. akaashi is holding an eyelash curler, trying to curl bokuto's eyelashes all the while bokuto is smacking akaashi's hand away.

"it looks like a torture device!" he cried.

"bokuto-san, it's suppose the enhance the lengthening effect,"

lev is trying to give himself a mustache by swiping on hair-like strokes with the mascara wand, and ever the opportunist, tsukki is in the corner, taking blackmail pictures

"oh, hi!. . . girls" hinata trailed off when he saw the horrified managers through the mirror. every face in the room paled white as a sheet. 

extra no.2:

"wait how do i take this off, it's not coming off with water!!" bokuto wailed, slumping against the sink

he had unfortunately, picked the waterproof mascara.

the managers agreed that they have all conveniently ran out of makeup wipes

[sunatooru]

omg congrats on 3k! Im seeing your post at 2:30am and saw you’re doing an event, i hope you don’t mind my joining!

au: if you’re comfortable with a fantasy au then I’d love a vampire one, but if not, a domestic au would be cute! whatever you’re comfortable with, and if neither tickle your peach then you can pick for me!

preferance: preferably with a guy! And i go by she/her, but leaving it gender neutral also works for me

about me: my favorite color is probably the color of the sky during blue hour, like that pale blue that almost looks grey! im pretty easy going! But im also kind of emotional- i get emotional especially over anything remotely nostalgic, mainly music. i’m somewhat very anxious person, more so i overthink things. when it comes to making plans though im a go-with-the-flow type of person. Im from california and im mexican (well Mexican american) and spanish is my first language, and i can also play clarinet and the bass clarinet (did 4 years of band in hs)! Im the eldest sibling and honestly i think that carried into why i still watch cartoons. I also like to watch horror movies, they’re my favorite! I have an associates in psychology and currently work with children. Im a cat person because they’re low maintenance. I hate cooking but love baking. Im obsessed with vampire tropes. My favorite music genres are rnb, classic rock and 80s pop, as well as rock in spanish from the 80s and 90s. i also love moves scores that sound melancholic. I like anything that brings me nostalgia. i love museums, book stores, and coffee shops! i also find space and mermaids interesting. oh and im on the shorter side in terms of height 🥴

Thank youuuu (also last part is open to who says it) I hope it’s okay!

Warnings: blood mentioned, vampire au

~

I match you up with…AKAASHI KENJI

You knew you shouldn’t have left the door open. Maybe then you wouldn’t have to go find your cat out on the road, during your evening in. Of course you could’ve just waited until it came back but something in you said to find it.

You sigh in relief when you find you cat cosying up to a stranger. His hair was dark, skin a little pale and his fingers were…elegant? You call out to your cat and the stranger looks up, making you lock eyes with the most beautiful man you’ve probably seen. Was he new?

“Sorry about that.” You apologise getting closer to him.

“It’s okay.” He pets your cat before it returns to you.

“I’m Akaashi, Akaashi Keiji.” He sticks his hands out and you take it, noting that his hand was a little cold.

“Oh you must be cold. Um do you want to come in for a bit?” He didn’t seem dangerous so you offered.

With hesitation he accepts, walking with you towards your house until he stops in front of your open door. You look at him in confusion and see he’s nervous by the way he fiddles with his hands.

“You can come inside.” You smile and he slowly takes a step in, sighing when he walks through your door.

“Thank you.”

“Ah yeah it’s no problem. I’ll just get you something warm to drink.” There was something about him but you couldn’t pinpoint what.

He barely took sips of the drink but chatted with you for a couple minutes before he stated he needed to leave. You walk him towards the door, your cat purring at his exit.

“It was nice meeting you.” He says, taking a few steps before finally waving you off.

You’re still for a few seconds, finally chasing after him only to find the road empty. You look around but he’s nowhere to be seen. Had he run off? You thought you could meet him again.

And after what may have been weeks you did. You watched him bite into a blood bag and slurp it, throwing his head back as the moon highlighted his fangs.

“Keiji?”

You realised what he was now. But it didn’t scare you. Instead you got closer to him. A secret you both now shared. Maybe it would be okay to know him. He captured your heart already.

“I won’t hurt you. I promise.”

[for-ests]

Hello can i request Sfw & nsfw headcanons for Bokuto with a fem girlfriend. I thought the ones you did about Akaashi were really good. 😊

Yesss thank you so much for requesting I wanted to write for Bokuto so bad 🥺🥺 I hope you like it!! This is what I imagine dating Bokuto would be like (its goofy im sorry)

SFW:

• Dating Bokuto Koutarou would be the most eventful experience

• y’all are obnoxious as fuck

• But everyone let’s it slide for you, everyone thinks you’re gorgeous and your personality comes off more bubbly and outgoing

• But when you get with Bokuto, clown energy™️ happens

• It’s lit though, you and Bokuto are the seniors that everyone loves and looks up to.

• Everyone was shocked when you announced that Bokuto was your boyfriend, just because you’re so gorgeous and nice :( like the kindest person on the planet

• Bokuto’s entire team thought it was a joke when they saw you wearing his jersey for the first time

• He def got a nosebleed from the sight of you cheering him on the loudest

• “Did you pay her to wear that?”

• There was some gossip, but once everyone saw how similar the two of you were— it was no surprise (you guys were voted best couple and most likely to get married after graduation) Owl boy was really proud of that

• LIFE OF THE PARTY. Both of you bust out dance moves anywhere and everywhere. Somehow it’s never annoying?? Like even Akaashi doesn’t mind it

• You and the girls™️ even made up your own dance every time Bokuto lands his infamous untouchable spike

• He does that stupid “hey hey hey!” And points to you and the other cuties to boost the team’s morale

• Even the other teams think it’s cute as fuck 🥺🥺 they be jealous and shit

• Straight goofy

• But like… why do you yell so loud? You are Fukurodani’s personal hype woman and have no shame to embarrass yourself and them

• bonus!! (though you like your bf’s hair spiked up, once you told him you liked it down, he started to wear it down around you)

• This revelation came when you were waiting for him to style up his hair after a post game shower

• You leaned against the bathroom counter, peering at his disgruntled face through the mirror. “You know babe, you don’t have to spike your hair up when it’s just us two. I love when you wear it down.”

• He stopped mid-application. “Seriously?”

• You smiled as you watched him wipe the excess gel against the side of the container. It was amusing how quickly he changed his habits whenever you commented on them. “Yeah.”

• You could barely reach, but you stood on your tiptoes to run your hands through his hair. It was almost impossible when he spiked it up. Though you liked his notorious hairstyle; you appreciated the natural silkiness it held without it.

NSFW:

• Bokuto is rarely serious, but when he’s serious… he’s SERIOUS

• He’s the king of teasing, like deadass. He will purposefully rub your nipples through your shirt when you’re cuddling, slide his hands down your thighs and across the sensitive parts of your waist until you huff in defeat.

• You’ll just be chilling on his bed and he’ll lean down and start kissing on your neck

• He’s also the king of consent so whenever you’re not in the mood he will respectfully pull back and make terrible jokes until he’s not horny anymore

• But most of the time you’re down to please him

• Most times, your sex is the result of play-fighting. Bokuto tickles you until your laughing turns into moans of desperation to leave his grasp. He forces you down and tickles your side until you’re thrashing about and begging him to stop

• He’s kind of obsessed with hearing you beg

• And once you say please, he’ll silence your words with a kiss

• Neither of you know why, but your make-out sessions are insanely hot and passionate. Ten seconds of kissing and you already want him 

• Bokuto is rough with you, but only because you like it too. His tall and muscular frame helps a lot with him being able to toss you around easily.

• He LOVES smacking your ass. The two things he hits on purpose is the volleyball and your ass hehe

• But your favorite position with him is when he picks you up, holding you in his arms as you balance only on his cock

• You feel like a rag doll and you love it, it reminds you of how strong he is

• He relishes in the feeling of your hands gripping to him desperately, even though he’d never let you fall

• Bokuto also likes this position because he can hear you moan directly into his ear, you singing his name over and over again

• The two of you have had some close calls, always getting lost in each others eyes and bodies, but it always works out

• Thank God for birth control 😌😌

• Either way, you trust him enough to be satisfied and know if anything were to happen, that he would be by your side

• Which makes your relationship all the more special

[satendou]

OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THIS IS SOOOO CLICHE BUT LIKE 😠😠😠 im such a SUCKER for relationships with a deep understanding for e/o and a poly relationship w bokuaka would be just THAT.... like im so INVESTED also omg talk abt ur fav poly pairings bc ive read thru ur entire poly tag and im in love 😞😞😞 suddenly i do want to be in a poly relationship w the hq boys (i am also a rarepair kinda girl so seeing u write about them as poly pairings make my heart go 💗💗💗💗 i luv it so much thank u for ur service)

you saying i have a deep understanding of e/o: what is e/o?

hrnnnngd wjeheveve i loved reading this i was so tempted to just hoard it 🥺

uhhhhh my favorite poly pairings are probably iwaoi, akiwa (iwaka? iwakaashi? anyway i get da point), kuraka, daikuro (daishou not daichi sorry), and whatever the hell the ship name is for semi/shirabu.

iwaoi should be obvious like,,,they have such a strong bond already that it feels like one of the most natural pairings. i don’t have to fight to see how they might interact. i always imagine oikawa acting like a little gremlin just to rile iwa up, and iwa is SO obvious about his feelings for oiks bc he’ll start stumbling over his “shittykawa” insults in fear that oikawa will ✨suddenly✨ be hurt by them.

iwa: i don’t wanna be obvious about it

you mattsun and makki, in the bg, watching him stutter through a painful number of insults for oikawa: sure jan

oikawa, pretending to be oblivious: what was that iwa-chan?

kuraka isn’t quite as fluid to me as boaka would be but i just know that akaashi and kuroo would be the cheekiest, sweetest, dorkiest idiots in a relationship. kuroo enjoys inconveniencing you to the nth degree, and akaashi will sit back and watch it happen. akaashi is a good cook (you can’t change my mind) and makes sure you’re eating correctly, but will get kuroo back for shenanigans by telling him he doesn’t get to eat. also: puns. that’s all.

one of my rarepairs is probably more like a “uniquepair” but whatever. iwakaashi just slammed me in the head with a mallet one day and took hold. akaashi takes a LOT of pride in flustering iwa, but iwa doesn’t realize how easily he flusters akaashi in return, bc he’s too busy being flustered. iwa has an obsession with akaashi’s hands (don’t we all), and akaashi always loses his ability to think when iwa wanders in shirtless (i’m losing my ability to think just thinking about it oop). anyway, the relationship with them isn’t as loud as it would be with kuroo or oiks, but akaashi flourishes by being the trickster in the relationship. in the other i always see him as the more level head just bc kuroo is a bigger goofball.

uhhhh kurodai (daikuroo?) is just,,,like iwakaashi it knocked me out one day. that fuckin relationship is chaotic af. i hate to say it but they probably argue a lot. it always starts out joking, but can and will come down to a “why do you always do this” type of fight. like,,,they don’t find it hard to agree on things specifically but each of them has their own opinion and both want to do it, so neither of them want to back down. so they often devolve into petty arguments bc “nothing they suggest or do is ever right”. theirs is probably the most unstable relationship to me, but they just have to go and learn from a sort of friendship to a relationship. they’ll figure it out and then you’ll have your hands full. sarcasm, stupid puns, romantic surprises all the time. they almost burn the house down once trying to recreate the dish you had on your first date with them at home. charcoal a la city water: yum.

semirabu, shiremi, uhhhh shiremabu idfk they all sound terrible ANYWAY. semi is pretty laid back compared to shirabu, and usually just lets shirabu have his way (within reason of course) bc usually he’s right. shirabu has to learn to curb some of his more acerbic attitude at the beginning of the relationship, bc before where he’d just speak his mind, he now needs tact and boy lemme tell you, he doesn’t have that. another one that’s kinda unstable at the beginning bc shirabu has never had a serious relationship before, so he’s unsure of himself and that makes him even more uneasy, which makes him prone to lashing out more. you and semi need to be patient with him but don’t let him walk all over you either. he figures it out eventually.

this got so long sorry 💀 i just,,,love talking about them man. i don’t think most people like polyships lmao.

[haiykuties-imagines-blog]

another haikyuu blog, yes!! could i request a scenario where akaashi and/or kenma accidentally really hurt their s/o? they figure it out after however long you want - and then they turn to their best buddies, bokuto/kuroo???? thank you~~

Hi! I actually enjoyed writing these quite a bit considering it’s literally 2am aha, hope you enjoy 🧡

Kenma Kozume x reader | Word Count: 684

Games, games, games, games and even more games. You were sick of it. All your boyfriend ever did, mentioned and breathed over the past few weeks all revolved around games. Were you actually dating a games console instead of a human? You couldn’t tell anymore by this point. It truly was infuriating. Kenma never wanted to converse fully or even show you affection, let alone go out on a simple coffee date! So day in day out you sat there on his bed wondering if he would ever make the effort. He didn’t, unfortunately, and you had to suffer for it.

It wasn’t that you minded a relaxing day, engulfed in eachothers company, however with the mix of his reserved personality and the video game obsession it kinda seemed like you were alone on some occasions. You wanted to respect him though due to how quiet and shy he can be, it was only reasonable to avoid him becoming uncomfortable around you, you loved him dearly and knew he reciprocated this despite his emotionless nature.

But in the end you had still had enough.

Over time you decreased the amount of visits and time spent at his house, still keeping im touch and texting, but using the free time to study and see other friends instead of watching Kenma repeatedly whisk through levels of a game to then grab out another to stare at. It hurt not being able to see him as much but on the contrary it felt good to be out and about, considering you’ve already given him enough hints on going literally anywhere.

Kenma was quick enough to catch onto your distance and unusual behaviour, you usually loved hanging around his house! What’s happened so suddenly? It ate at his mins feverishly but Kenma being Kenma, he didn’t want to stress you out or bother you at all. He knew it was probably something he did so he felt like it would’ve benefited him more to figure it out himself to impress you and show he does care.

Of course he was still stuck though, so who better to turn to than Kuroo?

Everyone sluggishly exited the gym, the team was done for the night and began trekking home.

“What’s up bud?”, Kuroo had sensed there was already something, he thought.

“It’s y/n, she’s been quite disconnected lately and I’m just a bit confused I guess” Kenma answered sheepishly.

“Well, what have you done lately? Anything you could think of that may have upset her?”

The realisation hit him like a volleyball to the face, he hadn’t done anything with you lately, he was selfish and spent all his time with his eyes glued to the latest game he brought and not cherishing her like she deserved. He felt rude and quite frankly like he had failed you, a boyfriend shouldn’t push you away like he’s done, a boyfriend should pull you in and make you feel loved! He had to change this, he had to pull you back in.

Kuroo brought him back to reality, waving frantically in his face, Kenmas orbs widened at the sudden action.

“I haven’t done anything with her lately, I’ve neglected her for my new game” he finally mumbled back, guilt written across his face.

“Well I’m definite you can sort this out, there’s a new cat cafè that’s just opened, take her there and she’ll love it” the taller boy grinned back, slightly slapping his junior on the back for good luck. Kenma hummed in response, feeling urgent to sort this out.

That evening you recieved a text which caused such happiness that you couldn’t stop the cheshire grin which was slapped acorss your face.

“Hey y/n, I’m really sorry for my ignorance lately, tomorrow we will be going to the brand new cat cafè down the road to make it up to you. Please forgive me, I miss you, -Kenma”

Instantly you text back saying of course you forgave him and you were elated for your adventures tomorrow!

You couldn’t stay upset with someone so cute, even he loved his video games.

Akaashi Keiji x Reader | Word Count: 733

You and Akaashi were one of the perfect couples within Fukurōdani, you had your happy and kind charms whilst he complimented you with his calm and reserved demeanour. You were going strong, you both knew it and were so happy together. You believed nothing could stop you.

That’s why it got so under your skin when his connections with his new project partner seemed to escalate. She was pretty, oh so excruciatingly pretty, long silk hair and gorgeous emerald ords, dainty hands and the sweetest smile you could ever imagine. Perfection was the only way to describe her and she got to eat up all your boyfriends attention over the next few weeks.

You eventually got over the original jealousy, it was silly and you knew he’d never had the intention of cheating, he had more pride than that. It was the lack of attention and love that really grated on you, you wished him the best in his project and wanted him to get the grade he deserved but the selfish side of you craved some more care and time. He couldn’t have spent all his extra time sleeping right? Well he maybe could’ve but that’s not the point, even a quick text back would’ve satisfied you for an evening, just something to let you know of his existent. You understood he was quite emotionless on the front side of things however you thought you had a relationship with him were he could’ve just messaged you despite any situation. Or maybe you didn’t? Maybe you were just wrong about the whole thing.

Distance grew rapidly over the next week, not evem sitting to eat lunch together anymore. You desired some time to collect your thoughts, to really think about whether you were just being stupid or not, if a simple text was really that much of an issue to you as it seemed in your clouded head.

Of course this didn’t go unnoticed by Akaashi, he wanted to give you some time, assuming it was for a good reason but still wondering as to why it was all happening. He was honestly just hoping you would come talk to him soon, before that though he decided to seek some form of advice from Bokuto; despite how looney he was he believed he could see things when sometimes he couldn’t.

The boys sat together half studying and half chattering at times when Akaashi decided to bring up the situation,

“Have you noticed anything up with y/n lately?”

“What about how you’ve not been talking at all because of how busy you’ve been with that other girl?” The owl haired make replied, completely straightforward and to the point.

“What do you mean by that?” Akaashi inquired, demanding more insight on his thinking.

“Well think about it Akaashi, paired with one of the prettiest girls and then suddenly you’ve become invested in this project, ignoring her texts and calls! She must be pretty upset”, Bokuto reasoned back.

Akaashi hummed in response, letting his words sink in completely. He was right. The neglect he had showed you even with the easy things like a text was probably horrible for you. He hated the fact that he probably made you upset and hoping you weren’t thinking about him leaving her for his project partner; that would kill him inside. The idea of you being crestfallen with him in general made him sick to the pit of his stomach.

Not long after Akaashi packed up his materials, thanking Bokuto and bidding him a farewell, as he went off on his way to the closest convenient store.

The gentle knocking on your door unsettled you slightly, you weren’t expecting any visitors so you prolonged opening the door until you looked outside your living room window; peering onto Akaashis form waiting at your door. You frantically rushed back, swimging the door open and asking what was wrong. He dismissed the idea of anything being wrong, claiming he was sorry and that there should never need to be a reason for him to want to see you, he just wanted to. With that he flashed you a gorgeous bouquet of mixed flowers, all varying in colours and sizes. You gazed up to see his faintly tinted cheeks before you pulled him into a massive bearhug.

“I’m sorry y/n” guilt still looming in his voice.

“Oh silly it’s fine, please come in”

[haikyuu-scenarios-drabbles]

Bokuto Koutarou soulmate!au

Where your soulmate has the same tattoo as you

A/N: i have been drowing in soulmate!au’s lately and well...yeah this cheese-fest happened. its 1:17am and this was my reward for finishing studying for 2 exams tomorrow also, im obsessed

You were unsure about the whole soulmate thing when your mother had finally explained to you what the dark ink on your back meant. You’d seen and heard of plenty of people who lived happily ever after with theirs but there were just as many unhappy endings or even people who never found their ‘other half’. Most people purposefully left their tattoo visible, in hopes to allow their match to catch a glimpse of it. Others were considered unlucky if it was somewhere difficult to show off. One thing you were sure about, however, was that your soulmate tattoo was something that you’ve never particularly flaunted. Not on purpose anyways.

It was the biggest soulmate tattoo you’d ever seen, on anyone, and to make matters worse; it spanned almost the entirety of the skin on your back. A place people rarely left bare. The only time you ever caught your eyes wandering looking for the mate was at the beach, which you rarely visited. Some part of you even avoided it so you didn’t have to experience the embarrassment that accompanied leaving you own back bare for people to gawk at.

You wanted to find him—really, you did. Yet you kept it covered on yourself. It would have been easy to wear open-backed clothing to let it show but…the tattoo dwarfed you. People rudely stared, whispered; either sneers of “How has she not found him yet with that thing to look for??” or comments of pity that your body was tarnished by something so massive.

Other people might think that but not you. You didn’t hide it because you didn’t like it, you hid it because people couldn’t keep their opinions about it to themselves. You admired it in the mirror after you would shower; not only was it the biggest one you’d ever seen, but also one of the most intricate.

Two folded wings protruding from your shoulder blades, the tips of them ending just below your waistline; the feathers looking like you could pluck any one of them right off you. You really did love the wings on your back—at your lowest moments you would stand in the mirror and stare at them; they made you feel like you could take off and leave whatever was bothering you behind. You would love this tattoo even if you ended up not loving whoever shared them with you, or never found them.

So, how was it that in the three years of being the Fukurodani Boys Volleyball Club’s manager you’d never stumbled upon any of the members without a shirt on before today? Sure, it was a hotter than normal day, nothing too extreme though—but out of the blue half the team was shirtless when you returned after filling the water bottles halfway through practice.

The sound of the water bottles all clattering to the floor resonated through the gym as your eyes flocked to the unmistakable tattoo adorning Bokuto’s back.

Wings. Beautiful and intricate wings. The matching pair to your own. Except his looked magnificent as he jumped to spike, shifting along with his muscles—like they could unfurl to their full glory at any minute.

For three years he had been right in front of you. The easily excited, wonderful, and kind Ace that in any situation could make you smile. You joined the same year he did and have watched him become one of the top 5 Ace’s in the country. How…how had you never seen his tattoo before? Your brain was having difficulty processing the amount of information and emotions flooding you in the time it took for him to land from his spike.

Practice came to a halt and all eyes turned to you—worried expressions strewn across the boys faces. You couldn’t figure out why until you remember you dropped all of the water bottles on the floor and hadn’t made any movement to start picking them up; body frozen in shock from what you’ve just discovered. They rush to you, offering to help and picking up ones that have rolled away.

You become a stuttering mess. “I’m okay! It’s fine! You guys just go back to practice; I’m fine—really. Sorry I interrupted,” your protesting becomes more intense the closer Bokuto gets to you. You can barely look at him, much less the tattoo on his back, too afraid you’ll be painfully obvious about why you’d dropped the bottles in the first place.

“It’s not like you to drop things, (Y/N),” Akaashi points out. You fight the urge to glare at him. Does he really need to employ his keen observation skills right now?

Bokuto steps closer and you instinctively take a step back from him; a reaction he definitely notices and is confused by. “Are you sure you’re okay? You look a little flushed. Do you need to sit down?” Your cheeks were stained a light hue of pink which he blamed on the fact it was a thousand degrees outside and you were still wearing your team jacket. It didn’t even cross his mind that it was a blush that was about to explode into a crimson color if he got any closer to you.

You threw up your hands, hoping for some barrier between you and him. “I’m fine, I promise! Please—please continue practice.”

Thankfully, they return to running their drills and you’re able to gather your thoughts and calm down a bit. Once practice is over, you muster some semblance of acting normal and hand them towels to wipe off with. Your gaze constantly drifting to stare at Bokuto’s back, wondering how you were ever going to reveal to him that you have the mate to his tattoo.

You briefly feared what he would think when he found out. Would he be disappointed it was you? In the three years you’d known each other, you hadn’t gotten the slightest inkling he’d ever looked at you as more than a friend. Would he be unable to see you any differently? But, your logic caught up to you. This was Bokuto you were talking about. What was the point in waiting any longer?

“That’s quite the soulmate tattoo, Bo. I can’t believe I haven’t seen it before,” you say nonchalantly. It wasn’t weird to talk about it, especially since he was clearly comfortable having it be in plain sight.

He was used to comments like that. All his life this tattoo had been a statement, but he loved it nonetheless. He twisted excitedly to try and see it, a beaming smile across his face. “It’s cool isn’t it?? Sometimes I wish I could play shirtless in games just to show it off!”

You chuckle. You wish you felt the same about the matching pair of wings hiding beneath your clothes.

“You know…” he stared off absentmindedly. “I bet my soulmates wings look beautiful on them.” He thought about it more often than he’d like to admit. Your heart almost burst at those words, holding back tears of joy threatening to start welling in your eyes. There had been days you’d hated the wings on your back.

“What’s your soulmate tattoo?” He asked so casually you were at a loss for words for a moment. That wasn’t really something people asked each other, especially if someone’s wasn’t easily visible. “We all know each other’s,” he said gesturing to the team.

Well, of course you do Bo. You change in the club room together.

“And we’ve wondered what yours is,” he said. He wasn’t shy to admit they’d thought about it! Particularly since none of them had ever caught on glimpse of yours. It ruled those of them that had visible ones out immediately; Akaashi’s was on his upper forearm, Saru’s on his calf. Bokuto had always wondered if your back had wings like his did, as he wondered with everyone.

“Bokuto!” Komi exclaims embarrassed at Bokuto’s total outing of the entire team.

A full-blown blush flourishes across your face at his statement. They had discussed what yours could be? Did that mean any of them hoped it was the same as theirs? Did he?

You don’t know how to reply to him. How do you just drop this information on someone? Especially when the rest of the team is doing nothing to hide the fact they are completely eavesdropping. “Oh…um…” You stumble for words, trying to muster the courage to say anything. He just stared at you, golden eyes pinning you where you stood. His earnest gaze spurred you to steel your resolve—when else would you tell him?

“Oh, what the hell,” you breathed. His eye brows furrowed as you turned your back to him, the sound of the zipper of your jacket filling the silence that had fallen on the room. It must have been fate, to find him today since you’d boldly decided to wear only a sports bra under your jacket, so when you slipped it from your shoulders and let it hang on your elbows, he could see the design on your back. It might be covered by some strips of fabric, but he would recognize those wings anywhere.

You quickly shrugged the jacket back on and he almost protested. He wanted to stare at them for hours, trace his fingers along the lines, tell you just how much he’d thought about the matching pair of wings somewhere out in the world; until he fully processed you were standing in front of him—that you had been for three years.

He looked as if his brain had shut off, just blankly staring at you as you turned around to face him. You leaned closer to his face and waved a hand lightly, “Bo…?” This was not exactly what you were expecting. Not from him at least.

He blinked, realizing you were much closer to him than you were before. The gears started turning again and his arms reached out to gather you against his chest—completely forgetting he wasn’t wearing a shirt. “I was right,” he said.

“What?”

“They look beautiful on you.”