#im so sorry im like this

[solmesia]

this is a real question: if astarion has vampire claws how is he gonna finger the goods?

[kirks-slutty-red-tights]

apparently its halos birthday so heres some exclusive and important halo content from my tumblr blog kirks slutty red tights

john halo and thel ‘vadam are in love. theyre so in love. they fuck so nasty and if ur an ace halo fan then they cuddle so sweetly and thats the beauty of their relationship its not real so you can do whatever you want with it

thats the beauty of art honestly and its so beautiful and i just really want them to kiss also i wonder how that would even work

like. kissinf a sangheili would so weird they just have these mandibles with fangs all over them

[autocorrection]

BLACKQUILL <3

[breadshot]

Hot femmedom lawyer: Your honor, permission to treat the witness as submissive?

Pathetic bottom witness: OwO you'we gonna intewwogate me? 🥺

Cuck Judge who really wants to watch: I'll allow it

[femmeidiot]

okay but like 2 or 3 people fucking me, taking turns using my holes, their hands grabbing at my tits and my ass and my thighs. They’re all talking about how good I feel, how I’m such a good whore, i’m taking it so well but they’re not saying any of it to me, they’re just talking about me like I can’t even hear them, telling each other what to do to me, what feels best.

[minarcana]

every day can be elf sex sunday. if your heart is true.

[princess-icicles]

HELL YEAH

[datura-tea]

ok. whew. long post incoming in a few. im sorry friends but you know how it is

[malleleothreesome]

1g ( mistletoe) with Malleus Draconia please💚❤️💚

No promises, but I'm gonna see what I can crank out for this in the next 2 hours before I have to get ready for Christmas Dinner. Thank you anon, this is cute!!!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Edit- me, hyping myself up: this is a short request, Erica. You can do this! Just kiss kiss, get it out, make it happen, chop chop, you've got t minus 2 hours

also me, rambling in the google doc, no end in sight, ready to make this request far deeper and longer than it needed to be: did you KNOW mistletoe is a PARASITIC plant??? it CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT A HOST.........just like MALLEUS cannot survive without YUU......... not only that, but mistletoe + tree combo is known to ENRICH the ecosystems in which they grow.................in this essay i will...

edit 2- even without my newfound fascination in mistletoe biology, there is no way i'll be able to get this request out today, so i hope yall are still in the Christmas spirit tomorrow!

[transhawks]

you: endeavor has to stop running away and finally be the parent touya needed and the parent he should've been to touya and the rest of his children all along.

anon: ah, so only dabi deserves to be loved by endeavor? not the rest of his family? the rest of his family doesn't deserve to be happy and be loved by him? only dabi's wishes matter? is that what you're saying?

istg, i- 💀💀💀

Anon keeps putting words in my mouth when I want other things in there.

[space-invading-pigeon]

Hello lovely. Just absolutely devoured your Pelor Steve posts and I'm so much more into it than I could've ever imagined. Saw that it's been a bit since you posted any of it - I know how real life gets in the way of these things and obvs if you're over it, then you're over it, but I just wanted to drop a line to say that if you're wondering if it's been too long and if anyone is even still interested, the answer is it definitely has not been too long and absolutely yes, someone is still interested and waiting with bated breath to see what you'll write next <3

Thank you so much! Writing the Pelor Steve is so much fun, and I am so excited to work on it some more soon!

I'm not going to lie, I'm always worried that people lose interest in some of my works (my personal is the roommates au), and it helps to know that other people are enjoying the stories with me.

That said, I made the mistake of restarting one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, and my weak adhd brain decided that nothing else will stick.

[eimoonie]

bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr we know each other from the teyvat valley discord, and i just wanted to say hi here hehe

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

HI , HELLO, NI HAO, KONNICHIWA, BOONJOURR.

my account is so cringe. Heh

[tidal-chaos]

my(/my systems) fp identified me bc im apparently the one that BITES HIM THE MOST. this is very funny but also help why am i lIKE THI

[mrstick-yaoi]

I've been bald [courtesy of @baldi-datingsim ] for like five years straight because the silly indie inventor bald motherfucker rewired my brain to have a type......

Transcript:

-bald

-Odd Inventors

-[Implied] Socially Awkward

-Men of their work

-autistic

-Both like numbers !

[chaosdisorganized]

I need to vent but I don't know how to put it into words. This struggle I've been going through is indescribable. I need some kind of relief for this pain. I'm so tired of being like this. I'm so tired of burdening other people. I'm so tired of pretending like I'm okay everyday. I just want to let it out. Get it out of me, I'm tired of it, it's painful, get it out! Get it out!

[intercrusher]

this is their foreplay