#immaculate spoilers

[dailyflicks]

IMMACULATE (2024) dir. Michael Mohan

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IMMACULATE (2024) dir. Michael Mohan

[rose-and-lemongrass]

It's genuinely really funny that conservatives for like no reason decided to latch onto Sydney Sweeney and make her their new darling and then within a few weeks her new movie dropped and it's the most pro choice anti Christianity thing you could imagine.

So we got some reactions like this:

Which are VERY funny because it assumes that movies only take like two weeks to make?? It also assumes that Sweeney has no say in what roles she takes and the 'Libs' forced her into this role against her will.

However doing any amount of research on this movie whatsoever you find out that Immaculate is Sweeney's movie. She's the entire reason it got made in the first place.

And now the offical Twitters for Immaculate and the production company who made Immaculate are using the above Tweet as marketing:

[the-woman-upstairs]

Me, watching Sydney Sweeney go on a blood-soaked, vengeance-fueled rampage against the Catholic officials who forcibly impregnated her, that eventually culminates in her beating the baby to death with a rock:

[eatthepoison]

Immaculate 2024

[memingursa]

Full and MASSIVE spoilers for Immaculate (2024) I haven’t seen it yet but I overheard it from a friend who saw it.

Finding out in Immaculate Sydney Sweeney post birth aborts either the anti christ/jesus christ after a weirdo rapist priest used Jesus’s dna to inseminate her against her will and knowing that the movie was basically made from Sydney Sweeney gunning for the movie as a producer so she knew fully that plot point ahead of time, I fully respect her more than any marvel actor and producer alive.

[lauralot89]

I saw Immaculate

Yes the title is confusing the immaculate conception with the virgin birth but it's not like the characters in this movie making the comparison have any sanity or knowledge of theology

at one point they say the baby will be their salvation which, Jesus was our salvation dudes, that was in fact the entire point

only thing I'd seen Sydney Sweeney in before this was Madame Web, so it's good to know she can actually act

I'm reminded of Roger Ebert's review of Stigmata: "It is also not possible, according to leading church authorities, to catch the stigmata from a rosary. It is not a germ or a virus. It comes from within. If it didn't, you could cut up Padre Pio's bath towels and start your own blood drive."

I know it sounds like I'm shitting on this movie but I'm not, it makes complete sense that the characters are saying/doing heretical things because their entire grasp of religion is heretical, I had fun, Sydney Sweeney was really good

for the sake of her vocal cords I hope they only did one take of the labor scene

Spoilers below the cut

The bishop or whoever at one point says that if God didn't want them to do this, He'd stop them which is just

Stunningly bad logic

I mean the fall from grace would have never happened in that case

and also you've had like twenty failed attempts to clone Jesus before so I think that was God telling you to stop, in fact

if you think about it, this becomes a really weird sequel to Jurassic Park

They say the baby is conceived without sin, which, no, the mother still has original sin, the thing about the conception of Mary was special because despite being the product of ordinary humans with sin, she didn't have it, and the thing about Jesus that was special was that He was conceived without original sin or sex

Cecilia is not without sin, and anyway, sex is not (inherently) a sin, so like, you're talking nonsense but then, you're all insane so I don't even know why I'm critiquing your grasp of theology

at one point they cut the other nun's tongue out but I mean, she still has hands. You should probably kill her if you don't want this getting out. Just saying.

lady if you were just gonna crush the baby like a bug then you did not need to bite through the umbilical cord with your teeth first, you could have just dragged the baby along with you if the placenta was still in and if it wasn't, you could have just left the infant there. And also if you broke through the cord immediately after birth without clamping it, the baby might have bled out anyway, so no need to go all hulk smash

I did like that we never see the baby and just see her horrified reaction. Very Rosemary's Baby. I mean fuck Rosemary's Baby, but I can't deny that not seeing the baby in that movie was effective.

I don't think you would be that mildly burned after being locked in a flaming room full of ethanol

[barlowbarlowbarlowbarlow]

I love horror wow cinema is magic

[asthevermincrawls]

thoughts while watching immaculate

"isabella has been losing her fight with mental illness" this sentence has never coexisted with indoor smoking in public offices. get reallll

fascinating gender segregated setting with a cast full of women and the villain is one of the only men? you couldnt spring for a more interesting gender dynamic here?

soundtrack is good

abort that thang

[pagan-corruption]

Immaculate no context spoilers

[shadowqueendiangelo]

I have read these books since I was eleven, have seen Percy kill a minotaur, seen him taunt gods, seen him basically give every mythological creature the middle finger and then fly away on his magical pegasus…

I have never in my life been more shocked than Percy Jackson football-tackling an elder satyr man hyped up on lotus drugs

[bizarrelittlemew]

"How did you meet?"

[dykecadence]

odalia blight's last appearance being her getting ignored by her daughter and never seen again is the funniest shit on earth to me DESERVED

[aaphra]

Raphael's Ascended Fiend Form

[andy-clutterbuck]

Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[ladyzirkonia]

Hunter senses are tingeling again.