#imu just silly

[lovl-ley]

Since everyone in the OP fandom is currently speculating about imu’s apperance, here’s my take lmao 

[oceanwithouthermoon]

okay okay youve heard of rifuta and saiki bonding over their obsessions with their unrequited gay crushes on teruhashi and satou but now please consider-

months+ later saiki and rifuta bonding over how much they love their partners after getting over their crushes and getting into healthy relationships instead heart heart

[starz4colby]

guess who’s alive again yall

[no-psi-nan]

How Saiki wants to be perceived:

Not at all. He's just generic mob character #7536, thanks.

How Saiki's friends perceive him at first:

Projection Central... Depending on the person, he's a scaredy-cat, romance novel protagonist, former punk, flustered fanboy, a slacker who just needs some inspiration to become a sports star, etc...

How Saiki's friends perceive him at the end of the series:

Quiet, a little glum, kinda boring, but a good guy. Says "good grief" a lot.

How the Psychickers perceive him:

Sarcastic, stubborn, tsundere, a little childish, back-talker supreme, confident, a bit arrogant even, incredibly intelligent, lonely, silly, uptight, a soft touch, kind.

How Saiki ACTUALLY IS:

Sarcastic, stubborn, tsundere, a little childish, back-talker supreme, confident, a bit arrogant even, incredibly intelligent, lonely, silly, uptight, a soft touch, kind.

-> Only the Psychickers (and to some extent, his family) know and appreciate Saiki for who he actually is by the end of the series.

That's because Saiki is only ever comfortable revealing his true personality once the other person knows about his powers.

Until then, he will always try pretending to be a passive nobody, unless he thinks it can get a girl off his back (ex. against Teruhashi at the arcade, against Imu in the locker room).

Saiki remains nervous about telling his friends about his powers despite seeing it go off without a hitch in the alternate universe, and despite losing his powers first, because his friends might not like his "new"/actual personality.

We see early on in Kuboyasu's introduction that Saiki fears his relationships with his friends are fake because they're based on a huge lie and an even bigger pretense. We see that anxiety about his personality/persona not being palatable enough at the wrong-day birthday party. We see him mourn the fact that he can't be his real self at the mixer.

THAT is the great tragedy of Saiki K, that almost none of the people he loves actually know him in any meaningful way, not even by the end of the series!

[serpentfeverart]

*does a silly little dance* Anyyyyway uhhh I made a new crack au. This one's about Imu being Sabo's parent. Imu just decided hmmm i think i want a child. And just. Created one out of shadows lol.

Don't worry about Sabo though. Much like in canon he figures out a way to meet his brothers somehow. I'm not entirely sure hoooow that would happen though, my current thought process is: Imu would eventually want to teach Sabo how to control a country, so he'd send him to Goa to learn in a relatively small country they don't really care too much about. And boom ASL. <3

[rubyreduji]

Moots as Taylor Swift songs!!!

finally answering months old asks this is so embarassing dsfjla anyways party i love taylor swift! :D tbh i can't keep up with which of my moots are active or not (me as hell) so i just picked at random

@toruro - mine; YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER BEEN MINE like was there any other choice? me and mika are literally married also it gives very like dance around in your room/screaming the lyrics at the top of your lungs w/ your friends vibes and mika also gives off those vibes in the best way

@gyuswhore - delicate; this song is very mingyu coded in my mind tbh but also it's such a fun and feel good song and it's always such a joy to interact with em like it just makes me smile

@ressonancee - you belong with me; i just get thea vibes from this song i don't know why like it's such a pump up song and its so cute and thea is just so lovely and a great supporter and i have such a love for this song and for thea like i appreicate her so much and i love interacting with her

@wqnwoos - you are in love; i think hana's fics give off this specific vibe like the soft and caring and loving feel and it kind of calms you and warms your heart like it's all just so sweet and adorable and i love it

@miraclewoozi - paper rings; IT'S SUCH A FUN SONG i think j is such a fun person i love seeing all of her silly little "shut up j" tagged posts and its an iconic song and i think j is iconic like she's so talented wtf like in both writing and gif making literal icon

@bluehoodiewoozi - sweet nothing; so fun fact ive been a BIG fan of avy since i started this blog and when i saw she followed me back i screamed ANYWAY i think sweet nothing totally is how i view avy's fics like a giant hug that is just so comforting and sweet and loving like i need a love like the song and the love in avy's fics

@leejihoonownsmyheart - seven; okay this song is one of my favorites from taylor and like the themes about being childhood friends and growing apart but still loving each other fits me and brie's relationships a lot because she was my first tumblr friend and even though we don't talk a lot i have the most love for her in my heart <<<333 hi brie imu

[kyros-tha-soldier]

⚠️ ONE PIECE CHAPTER 1113 SPOILERS ⚠️

Spoilers aheeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaad!

You've been warned

We are SO back with another glorious set of brief spoilers until the scans drop, so I'll give you a quick spin on what's gonna happen (spoilers by @pewpiece from twitter btw)

🔥last time we saw Mars wander into the lab from where the live broadcast was ALLEGEDLY being aired and searches around for the den den mushi, he finds it but then looks up at something that's making bubbling sounds, turns out it was a big jar with vegapunk's head inside it which is... Odd? Like, didn't he die a couple of chapters ago?

🔥Mars destroys the den den mushi but it turns out it's only a decoy, the broadcast keeps on running and vegapunk resumes talking after a 10 minutes long pause.

🔥 we can see the reactions of various arc and island characters, i still don't know which ones but I'm hoping... just hoping 🥺

Oda pwease answer my plea 😔

🔥The gorosei are absolutely clueless about what kind of hot tea Vegapunk will be spilling this time so they're trying to stop the broadcast at all cost because either way he'll end up serving some SERIOUS tea. And having worked with the elites of the world, he sure does know a lot of dirty stuff.

🔥Nusjuro and Sanji encounter and Sanji attacks him.

My boy saw a centaur and said "Giddy up"

🔥 back to our silly willy goofy but formerly shady scientist, vegapunk says that if this broadcast plays then that means that he's dead (RIP) he confesses that he has done so many misdeeds and bad things which is why he decided to record a message where he wants to share something important to redeem himself

🔥Saturn arrives to Usopp's group and starts talking (I don't know exactly what he was saying) and Robin remembers his voice.

NO FUCKING WAY SATURN GETS AWAY WITH TRAUMATIZING LITERAL KIDS!

First robin and now Kuma, ginny and Bonney????

Your spider ass better be PREPARED for my making my Robin cry!

🔥 at the end, Vegapunk drops some truth bombs and says that the world is going to sink into the ocean!

(let's hope your OP favs live in an area higher than sea level like Alabasta or dressrosa or wano or in fishman island or water seven or anywhere that cant be fully submerged in the flood)

Also is it just me, or is Oda trying to bring his fans to think back on the noah arc back in fishman island because, you know, this sounds like the abrahamic/biblical/quranic retelling of the great flood?

But how will he use it is what's still a headscratcher to me but we'll figure it out soon.

On a sidenote ive seen some people theorizing that the OP world actually went through a flood before which is why islands like wano and long ring long land ended up being submerged and their geography changed.

I dunno man, i think those theories are correct. Also what caused this flood? Was it Imu? Was the world government itself? Was it because Poseidon fell in the wrong hands?

So many questions! But i hope we get to answer them soon

[silvyslayer42]

ok so (explanations under the cut)

in order of worst to best we have-

F - satosai. get out of my face, satosai.

full disclosure though- i used to really like satosai, but then i grew as a person and part of that is realizing satosai is painful amounts of overrated and mid (im joking obviously, though i do truthfully dislike it, no shade to you if you do. plus i still look at ship content of it sometimes because it’s there in mass amounts and they’re cute sometimes). also some satosai fans are so annoyingggg (you know the ones) and will go after other saiki ships and be like “anyways satosai better” and i do genuinely think you’re annoying and should get off of my page if you do that.

E - kuboyasu x teruhashi. it goes in E tier for “Eh?” because i do not get it

i have nothing to say about them, to the point that it’s not even funny. this is like, a very sober crackship to me. im sure someone who does really like this ship could sell me on it but it hasn’t happened yet. i see this ship around sometimes and just get so confused. i do not see the chemistry

D - kubosai. even more confusing than the last one in some ways but i kind of see the charm of it.

again though, nothing much to say. they work aesthetically, like—the bones of a good ship are here, but there’s no meat to tear into. in their canon/close to canon versions i cannot see it at all (probably because i like other ships with both of them a lot more), but in a good fic or au i do very much indulge in the BAMF x BAMF content. yeah idk what else to say, they’re so low on here because i just do not think about them as a romantic pairing or seek it out. i don’t know why it’s so popular (unless there’s some solo chapter with them as a duo that ive never seen)

C - imuteru, hii x satou, and makoku (with one u). yeah, I know, C tier for “Contreversial Take” i suppose.

OK LET ME EXPLAIN OFFICER-

imuteru used to be higher up on the list, but then terusai took over my body and soul, and i just can’t really see them together anymore. whenever i think of imuteru i think of unrequited imuteru on imu’s end and that makes me sad :( for some reason this same effect didn’t happen with teruchiyo or mikoteru but that might be that those two have other ships with the characters aswell idk

satou x hii would be further up because i do really like them together and i think the whole luck balancing thing is super cute, i just don’t think about them enough to put them higher. yes, your boos are understandable, and your tomato throwing. someday i’ll decide to read a fic about them and it’ll probably become B tier idk

.. ok now you REALLY HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT. makoto x kusuo could be so funny. this is a true crackship, and one laced with the absolutely most fatal drug cocktail you’ve ever seen. in a world where makoto isn’t literally a walking incest joke and is just a protective and pretty idiot it slaps so hard. kokomi would hate it, kuusuke would hate it, his parents would be questioning how kusuo managed to bag a famous actor without mind control. it is utter chaos and so so much better for it. i think they should be more popular and it’s probably my worst saiki k take. still, putting them any higher is basically saiki k fandom sacrilege atp so.

B - nendou x saiko, mikosai (+mikoteru and teruchiyo which weren’t on the tierlist for some reason), kaisai, and yumekai. now we’re getting somewhere. i quite like all of these.

nendou x saiko is just very fun to me. idiot for idiot but it’s in the romcom rich guy who doesn’t know shit meets guy who doesn’t know shit either. silly x tries to be serious but can’t really pull it off. i think they can both mutually make each others lives better + their interactions in canon were great. i wish they were more popular

oh boy mikosai!! oh boy, mikosai… mikosai is the first sight of my polyship i like to call “psychicshipping” which is where i ship all of the PK psychickers together romantically as a weird kind of OT4. i have so much to say on mikosai and a lot of thoughts about them, and i do genuinely like them as a pairing a lot, BUT. it ranks lower than the other psychicships because the fandom put a bad taste in my mouth with it. often, i see a lot of people hating on terusai in favor of mikosai or saying that mikosai is somehow more valid and im like “?”. it often feels like mikosai is the het saiki ship for teruhashi haters, which SUCKS because i do see the vision. like, THIS:

this is great, yk? they look good together and the dynamic is great, but the way the fandom treats and characterizes them is not even close to how they should be, at least to me it’s not. this image sums up my feelings on them pretty well:

closing thoughts: i should be the only one allowed to ship mikosai because only i understand them NEXT

mikoteru + teruchiyo bonus round because i like them too and they deserve to be here: these ships are both great in my professional opinion, but their paragraphs get combined because i don’t have a lot of vested interest in them specifically despite really liking them. I think teruhashi’s problems could all be fixed if she had at least one girlfriend (preferably more) and that is my only thoughts really. i get very happy when i see people making ship content for either of these, please make more yuri content with teruhashi now thank you !!

kaisai!! this was the first saiki k ship i read a fic for and the first ship i enjoyed. it’s very nostalgic to me because of that. to me they give “greasy gamer who could be blown over by a ghost of wind boyfriend who likes getting himself into trouble x stoic but secretly sweet boyfriend who subtly protects him” which is a rare and overlooked dynamic i think, and something you can’t really get from kubokai. kubokai might still be better but that doesn’t mean kaidou doesn’t have two hands now does it? closing thoughts: i think they’re very cute and need more people to see that, romantically or platonically.

yumekai. i think they should’ve been canon in the end idc idc. i might like other ships with these two more but that does not mean i won’t acknowledge how much i like them. they are honestly one of the best het ships in the entire fandom and need more recognition!! they can be angsty mutual pinning. they can be toothrottingly fluffy. they can be so infuriatingly stupid (they are always stupid but shush). they can be the incarnation of young love. they can and should grow old together. the only reason they aren’t higher up is because, like i said before, i like other ships with either of them so much already so there’s not enough room in my heart for them 😞

A - mikosuka (plus aikechi and torikechi bonus rounds that will both be getting their own paragraphs this time), saikechi, torisai, kubokai, and nendou x hairo. OH YEAH BABYY! all of these are solid and the fandom hasn’t ruined them, in fact all of the stuff ive seen of them slaps. 10/10

mikosuka. please be more popular aaa!! the only reason it’s not is because of how much toritsuka got done dirty in canon for the “pervert character” trope- and how much the fandom just despises him. they’re hilarious in a “married couple who do nothing but fight all the time but everyone can tell they love each other anyways” way to me, not to mention how they’re also a part of psychicshipping. i do think they work better as part of a polycule with saiki to center them, but i saw a post about how aiura could’ve been mistaken and toritsuka might’ve actually been hinted as her soulmate and it’s been a majority of my thoughts since. i think they should get married after a long journey of selfdiscovery for them both where at the end of it they decide they both like life better with each other. i think they should stay in a “will they won’t they” like idiot love interests in a bad but popular tv show forever. i live laugh love mikosuka. i think they both deserve better (mostly aiura but toritsuka too in some ways). closing thoughts: brain running wild all the time 24/7 for these guys forever and ever.

aikechi. i hadn’t really thought about them before making contact with @/no-psi-nan’s posts about them but now my eyes are OPENED!! honestly before that i just saw them in the polypsychiccule as connected via their mutual love for saiki but not with each other directly, but now they are so much more than that to me. he’s the right amount of calm to nicely contrast her passionate fire in a way that the other two just aren’t. they are the pinacle of competent 4 competent while still being idiots in their own ways. aiura shows a picture of him to someone and says “this is my loser pissboy husband. i love him so much”

torikechi. i started liking them in a similar way that i started liking aikechi but the vibes with them are so very different than aikechi. compared to toritsuka, akechi is the cool one and that is crazy 2 me. really really dumb x only a little bit dumb but extremely unhinged in other ways. akechi can finally talk at someone who and be halfway listened to without annoying the other person because of toritsuka being used to ghosts randomly appearing to talk to him all the time and he is ecstatic. toritsuka is just happy to be here and also very confused tbh.

saikechi. what’s there not to like about saikechi tbh. a lot of canon backing and the childhood friends trope? peak. the potential that this ship has for angst and hurt/comfort is sososo good gahhh!! akechi being torn up about saiki leaving and saiki feeling guilty. saiki thinking that he’s done something horrible and not expecting forgiveness, but receiving it anyway :((( aaaaa!!! “you really shouldn’t forgive me. you should hate me” x “i already forgave you, and how could i ever hate you when i love you so much?”. like??? hello??? they make me cry. they make me so happy. they can help each other heal and become better. they could even make each other worse if you play your cards right (you’d be evil for it tho). closing thoughts: screaming crying shaking sobbing throwing up clawing the ground and punching my pillow because of how much i care about them

torisai. they are so funny lmao. also they complete the psychicshipping love square

(^the psychicshipping love square. pink line between names means those two characters are dating, in love, married, etc.) so ofc i love them. as mentioned, i think they’re very funny (a common trait of a lot of the ships i like) and i think saiki could fix him (/j). not much to say since they are my head empty ship but yeah i like me some torisai

kubokai. do i even need to explain?? like torisai there’s not much i really feel i need to say about them but like. who doesn’t like kubokai? these two could not go an episode without doing something gay and we love them for that. not to mention the piles upon piles of content for them. closing thoughts: ofc i like kubokai, who doesn’t like kubokai?

nendou x hairo. HELL YEAH BABYY!! <- my reaction when i see a post about them. underrated as hell, just like how these two are as characters. they’re my sillies. the silliest gay couple ever. aso shuichi agrees trust me. also that chapter where they got mistaken for a couple was so fucking funny. it’s a shame like no one knows about it since it’s basically softcore in some parts so it didn’t get animated

S - terusai and aichiyo. MY FAVS! i eat breathe and live on this. i have a current pintrest board of these ships because i love them so much.

aichiyo. give me more aichiyo content, NOW. aichiyo is seriously my favorite aiura ship, and i look it up on this godforsaken website, and you know what i find? LIKE THREE POSTS. THREE. THATS BASICALLY NOTHINGGG. and there’s not really a lot of fics ive found about them either (if you have recommendations i want them. please). that episode where they interacted was so gay it outshined nearly everything else. like- they’re so in love!! *shakes you* listen to me damnit!! they love each other!! they’re just so adorable i don’t know what you want me to say. look at them LOOK AT THEMMMM

(^made by @/wowneh_toon on twitter) closing thoughts: they make me feral

terusai (ending with this one instead of going in order because they are my number one favs out of any saiki k ship to have ever been concocted). AAAAAHH!!!!!! I LOVE THESE TWO SO MUCHH!!!! terusai is the kind of ship that grows on you the longer you’re a fan of the show, and now it’s my straight up comfort ship. anyone who disagrees is WRONG this whole fandom is WRONG and im not afraid to say that. if you don’t like them at least queerplatonically i think your takes are immature and stupid and im blocking you. terusai is perfect for a fluffy future au where teruhashi is the breadwinner and saiki is her housewife. infinity/10 best romance ever written no complaints. there’s so many terusai moments and chapters (remember when teruhashi was about to confess to him as kuriko and he was blushing???like??? how could anyone see that shit and still think he genuinely hates her… i know i sound so mean here but idc im so so tired of this fandom and the absolute DISRESPECT terusai goes through on a daily basis) thank you aso shuichi for gifting the world with teruhashi and terusai. closing thoughts: i love them and if you don’t i do NOT want to hear about it. id fight the whole fandom over them if i had to im not kidding.

phew that was a lot of writing. i hope you enjoyed my ramblings because all of these came from deep within my heart. also my opinions are all cosmic truths so if you disagree then i guess we’ll just have to both live with you being wrong 🤷

[femshep-fatships]

Lore Dump: Anne the Cerberus IMU Agent

I realized (in a way to help everyone visualize) Annabelle my OC's hair is basically Futaba (persona) in the front, Sasuke duck butt in the back, but blonde (or was it ginger with 2000's blonde highlights?) So I'm gonna do a quick lore dump for newbies about this tiny, buff FFA.

The idea to have a short, sporty girlfriend for Liara was inspired by this gif of irl bodybuilder Samantha Wright. The IMU wear

I liked the idea that there would be a "job" for fit feeders who were small, if a fatty got too big you'd need to fit a harness under them to move them, and you'd need a "chub spelunker" to crawl under them to hook things up. This lead to my idea for the IMU (immobile mobility unit) Cerberus Agent's who are feeders or FA' who's sole job is to help in emergency fatty situations. Think...Firefighters who's sole purpose is to like do EMT stuff for big gals. Stuck in a Door? Can't get out of bed? Too Fat for your house? Crushed your couch and can't stand up? Motorized Scooter died at the shopping mall? Can't stand up? Sat on your pet? Feeder stuck in your rolls? You call the IMU. Additionally the IMU posseses 6 agents cybernetically enhanced for extreme fatness conditions. As a "Chub Spelunker" (smoll girl who crawls in and under and on fatties several times her size for her work) Anna's actually got a whole ass Wolverine style skeleton that keeps her from dying when crushed by extreme pressures, while her eyes would likely pop, (she has goggles for fatties) in theory her bones can survive intense gravity, crushing depths of oceans! In the event that the forklifts or other moving equipment were to break while she is under a big person she'd be absolutely fine. Implanted in her chest are several oxygen making and oxygen recycling little machines (just behind the booba) attatched to the air sacks in her lungs, and a series of tiny, hair thin, but silly strong bypass veins run from her heart to her head, while flexible these tubes mean blood and oxygen can continue to flow keeping her conscious for several hours after being smooshed! Even if she can't physically inflate and move her chest, Annie can think and breath under a very lorge girl! This makes her an invaluable member of Miranda's team and extremely well paid!

It also means really horny girls keep trying to flatten and smoosh the little Cerberus Agent but like...she's chipper as a sunbeam with insanely good bedside manner.

[sonicspeeddemon]

If Garth Ennis wrote one piece

The art would be ugly but not in a fun silly way but in a visceral gross way that makes you want to look away from it

Luffy was actually in the marines

Fishmen definitely look more like black stereotypes

Instead of anime fan service scenes there’s just grossly depicted sex scenes

Sanji is an actual rapist

Whitebeard is a cult leading groomer

Shanks is a groomer and has multiple strawhats he gives to little boys

Luffy has sex

The admirals are definitely portrayed as good guys

The strawhats just sort of gang up on villains and fights are really uninteresting

Most devil fruit users use their powers to commit horrid sex acts

There’s no difference between pirates like luffy and kaido

Akainu is the one to save the day and kill imu, so the true hero of the story is the military industrial complex

Luffy kills his crew after they’ve outlived their usefulness

[imunonimus]

imunonimus, at your service!

welcome to my writing tumblr, feel free to just call me imu! i'm mainly an artist ☆彡 who creates animatics too! but here you'll find most of my writing and thoughts! including excerpts for future fics or chapters.

↺ so uh, what do you write?

ao3

my silly thoughts

maybe a few poems in the future

okay, alright

↺ where else can i find you?

main art blog + socmed masterpost

carrd

↺ any way i could support you?

ko-fi

or leave a kudos/comment! makes my day every time

[skinnymiral]

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[aiura-stan]

❤️🦋🔥🌧🌏⚾️🔮🍀😇💣🤩💅🏽 ✨Katha’s Long List of Proposed Creative Saiki K Shipnames ✨

Sure, smashing names together is fine, but I like creative and quirky ship names! So I have taken it upon myself to make up as many as possible…

👯‍♀️🕵️🤝👻👽😱👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤑💫🍜🍰🏃‍♂️

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~Intro~ (feel free to skip ahead)

As a Saiki K fan who originally didn’t ship anything in this fandom, I have grown fond of reading fanfics with different pairings. It’s admittedly very fun to think about all of the alternate universe potential of ships. Ships go beyond canon, and explore the potential relationships and implications of one plot point happening before another, and how it could wind up impacting two people’s lives together.

I think there’s something inherently interesting about the stories fans tell about two characters and their interpersonal dynamics, and how it plays into the source material- or goes against it. It’s creative! And very cool, and I think the fandom should have more creative ship names to reflect that. I miss the days when a ship name told you something about the pairing it was referring to.

So I came up with a bunch myself, ft my silly commentary. I welcome people to propose additional names, ships or alterations, or take this entire list and copy+ paste it to workshop it/rework it themselves. Without further Ado.

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KuboKai (Kuboyasu + Kaidou)

-Troublemakers

-Wannabes

-Legend and Legendary

SaiTeru (Saiki + Teruhashi)

-Battle of Wills

-Heaven and Hell (thanks Kuusuke)

-Destroying Angels (a type of beautiful but deadly mushroom, with an angelic appearance)

-Divine Intervention (My personal favorite)

-God’s Chosen (courtesy of Saikikthoughts)

SaiAi (Saiki + Aiura, Aka Mikosai or Saiura)

-PSIoulmates (from a chapter title)

-Destiny Reawakened

-Future Nostalgia (Yes, like the Dua Lipa song)

-Power Couple (It’s simply true)

Future Sight (It was super effective…)

SaiShun (Saiki + Kaidou Aka KaiSai)

-Sweet Reunion

-Cotton Candy (already a homestuck femslash shipname but shhh, they have a nice color scheme)

ImuTeru (Imu + Teruhashi)

-Pretty Girls Rock (come on let’s do the pretty girl Rock���)

-girl power

SatouSai (Saiki + Satou)

-Average Life

-Normal Boyfriends (In which Saiki gets the normal life he has always dreamed of.)

SaiKechi (Aka AkeSai, Saiki + Akechi)

-playmates

-battle of Wits

-Bet

-Horsegamblers

-Pushing Luck

-Luck by deduction (something like that.)

ToriSai (Saiki + Toritsuka)

-Master Worship (Jared Kleinman voice: kinky)

-impervect chemistry

NenRo (Nendou + Hairo)

-Gym Bros

-Himbos

-CompetiPSIon

-Buff n’ Buffer (Courtesy of Saikikthoughts)

KuboSai (aka SaiYasu, Kuboyasu + Saiki)

-Rule of Fists

-Delinquents

-Karma

-Vigilantes

-What Goes Around

AiTeru (Aiura + Teruhashi)

-Girl Power

-Saiki Approves

-Poetic Duet

KusuKoto (Aka MaKuusuke, MakoKuu, Makoto x Kuusuke)

-sibcon binate

-wit and charm

-fool’s gold (pyrite is an interesting and useful mineral in its own right but it’s DEFINITELY not gold or a substitute)

-Monarch Mimicry

-kill-a-fellow (like the snake rhyme)

[insert phrase meaning deceptive appearances]

ToriAi (Toritsuka + Aiura)

-Fate and Death

-Bi-Psychics

SaiSai (Saiki + Saiko)

-Rich get Richer

-Alliteration boys

YumeAi (Yumehara + Aiura)

-Love Deluxe (Let the voice of love, take you hiiigher…)

-Hearts on Sleeves

-The Love Club (like the Lorde song)

-Love Fantasy

-Love & Truth (Mother Mother anyone?)

-Gossip girlfriends

(They’d make such a good couple, just from a storytelling POV)

NenSai (Nendou + Saiki)

-ramen buddies

-pals

SaiKoto (Saiki + Makoto)

-Aggravation Games

-Roku/Six Eyes (this one’s so stupid)

-Romcom (doesn’t it sound like one. I fell in love with the girl-who-has-a-crush-on-me’s overprotective brother with a siscon…)

ToriHii (Toritsuka + Hii)

-Disastrous destiny

-Tit for Tat

-Lady and the Damned (haha)

SatouHii (Satou + Hii)

-A Perfect Match

-luckbuddies

SaiHara (Saiki + Yumehara)

-Love Fantasy

SaiMera (Saiki + Mera)

-Coffee Jelly

-Sweethearts

-Café Date

-Eat your Heart Out (to all the haters of the ship!! XD)

SaiRo (Saiki + Hairo)

-Motivation

TorIsu (Toritsuka + Arisu)

-A Ghostly Couple (remember Saiki saying Arisu chan was probably a member of the occult generation of miracle kids?)

-Fight or Fright

-Creep n’ Creepy (tbh)

-Phantasmagoric

-Grimms (Anyone seen NBC Grimm…?)

ToriKai (Toritsuka + Kaidou)

-Rabble Rousers (one of those chaotic ships, I think)

KuriAi (Kuriko + Aiura)

-girlbosses

KuriTeru (Kuriko + Teruhashi)

-café denial

YumeTeru (Yumehara + Teruhashi)

-Love Advice

-whispers

(was trying to find some cutesy equivalent of female version of ‘bros before hoes’ but couldn’t find anything not vulgar)

NenKai (Nendou x Kaidou)

-Me or You

SaiHii (Saiki + Hii)

-Unluck in love

-Fortune Chasers

-Breakdown Buildup

SuziyumaHiiisunderrated came up with a bunch of cool ones:

-Death Flag

-Worldbreakers

-PSI-lamity

(these all sound so METAL I wanna write a long, epic fic about them)

KuuTori (Kuusuke + Toritsuka)

-a blind date (because kusuke probably blindfolded him when kidnapping him… also took him on a “cafe date”…)

-Stockholm Syndrome (i’m laughing help)

ToriKechi (Toritsuka + Akechi)

-run, don’t hide (they can locate you with ease…)

KuuAi (Kuusuke + Aiura)

-Fashion showdown (I feel like Kuusuke’s probably into fashion as a hobby when he’s not studying. Aiura is definitely a fashionista.)

-Certainties (With Aiura’s accurate predictions and Kuusuke’s intelligence, who knows what they could bring about together…)

HiiTeru (Hii + Teruhashi)

-Even Out

-Grace and Klutz

HiiAi (Hii + Aiura)

-pathfinders (Some sort of Milo Murphy’s law type situation where Hii chan’s girlfriend Aiura comes prepared for all situations and they work together to avoid daily disasters in life and wind up going on all sorts of adventures together. Think about it- if you know every way something can and will go horribly wrong, you also know exactly how to make it go right…)

YumeKai (Yumehara + Kaidou)

-Knight & the Princess

MetEra (aka MerSaiko, Saiko + Mera)

-Rags and Riches

-Dedication (one thing both share)

KaiMera (Kaidou + Mera)

-(for) Love & Money (both work their hardest. One gets more money than love, the other more love than money…)

NenTeru (Nendou + Teruhashi)

-couth and uncouth (sat on a bench, couth fell off… wait nevermind wrong word pun)

-Beauty and the Beast (akdjsjdj I couldn’t resist)

YuMera (Yumehara + Mera)

-Extraordinary Ordinary

postscript

I don’t even ship most of this, so I’m sure someone who did ship it would come up with something better. So please feel free.

Several of these could be called the ex-Saiki crush club. How many characters have/had a crush on saiki again? Like five, I think. Yumehara, Aiura, Teruhashi, Toritsuka (as Kuriko), and that one unnamed girl near the beginning.

Psychic Duo could apply to either SaiAi or ToriSai, Perv BF’s could be either KuTori or KuusuKoto. Some of these might be confusing, or apply to multiple pairings. Not entirely sure.

Did I miss your favorite? Tag me with the ship name + a proposed creative name and I will add it ^^

[no-psi-nan]

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

The crossover parts in the light novels... thog dont caare (minor bit of canon but I literally paid cash money to get it translated so... -_-U)

Also that one episode in the second season / later volumes that was basically a repeat. The one with Saiki being invisible while Teruhashi tries to find him. We've already scene this exact same sitch play out, there's no development to either their characters or relationship, everyone knows their deal at this point so it's not even funny.... The anime should've replaced this one with the YouTube episode SMH, 10000% more value.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped

Not necessarily overhyped but I personally would have never picked the domestic abuse chapters to be the first ones in the series hsfjdlshfks. Yeah it's funny but like. It's still domestic abuse. Let's save the terrible home life for when the audience is more invested yeah? Though I guess people also don't notice the domestic abuse as much since it's front-loaded maybe?? I would like to see some research on this sort of thing tbh!!

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

All of the Aiura moments... She's always so so funny and sweet, and the way she and Saiki interact is wonderful, she's the person he's the most real around (Toritsuka doesn't count because he mostly gets Saiki's bad side for good reasons hsfjdlshfks).

When they work so well together at saving Yumehara's life despite being strangers... When Aiura shows so much kindness to Mera and is so determined to help her that Saiki ends up helping her even though he was originally against it... When Saiki saves Aiura from the gang and she still trusts him completely even though they'd fought and Saiki just did something violent, which most other people would consider monstrous... Her willingness to help out Saiki anytime, no questions asked, just because she cares about him... Their hilarious & effective co-performances against Imu and Yumehara (as Kaido)... When Aiura realizes "lucky feel" moments / her usual methods of seduction won't work and switches to just finding out when Saiki's free and hanging together eating dessert + talking... When Saiki clearly enjoys those dates so much that he immediately agrees to another in his tsundere way when she asks him... When Saiki chases her around for coffee jelly, so brain-empty and silly (see: my blog header)... Her faith that Saiki will fix things even when he has a death mark on him too... When Saiki trusts her with the fate of the world... When Saiki's clones carry her so closely when they could literally just levitate her completely physically apart and she never tries to cop a feel or get fresh... When she asks Saiki if he wants a kiss and respects his "no" but just has to share the physical comfort they both need in that moment...

And yet everyone always mischaracterizes her and cheapens her relationship with Saiki, especially when favoring another ship for him.

Or they think that she would be soooooo emo about it if Saiki rejected her. Hello?? She literally told him to fuck off because he tried to stop her from helping people, and did NOT look back or change her mind. Just because she's into bdsm doesn't mean she's going to compromise her morals for a dude, even if he's her soulmate. And she's clearly had no trouble pulling dudes before, so it's not like she'll be pining after him for long if he's being a dick.

On the other hand, she knows he's tsundere as fuck and that she'd have to play the long game with him, and she's clearly fine with it. She has confidence in her powers and has already seen how well they work & play together, so it's just a matter of time.

Anyways I get so so heated when people don't do my girl justice, as I'm sure you can tell hsfjdlshfks

Thanks for the ask @hillbilly---man 💜💜💜💜💜

[thunderon]

honestly when i read the pronounciation guide I was so confused

-cytherea is a kuh sound not a sss sound

-i still go back and forth on nonagesimus with juh or guh but i originally said it non- aj imus

-i first read silas as silly ass and havent been the sane since

-i thought ianthe was a stupid name in gtn so i called her ian i was then validated in htn with harrow being called harry so i expect ianthe to get that treatment at one point in the series

i just got like a ton of comments/asks about the pronunciations and the common theme is just everyone going “???” lmao. full honesty i said “sith-er-ee-uh” and i originally said “nah-nuh-jess-i-mess” (rhymes kinda with non uh jes sin mess) but i later switched to “mus” like ‘bus’’. ive taken a liking to quirk’s pronunciation too tho.

and we’re not gonna talk about how i said ianthe but i too think she should get a nickname as a treat <3

[ronniekayy]

We probably know a lot about each other already, so I'll just ask some silly ones. 29, 46 and 91 XD

Hello my dear friend, imu 💛

29. no i do not lol

46. no, but that would be so cool cause i love butterflies 🦋

91. there’s so many cool superpowers but i think i would like to fly so i don’t have to pay car insurance 💀