#in case it wasn’t clear

[hazel2468]

At this point, “OP is a Zionist” means “OP is a Jew who has spoken about the rampant and violent antisemitism in leftists spaces and it makes me feel icky that a kike dares to express their opinion because I’m a racist bigot, so I’ll call them a Zio and that means I can get away with being outright racist about Jews because it’s acceptable to hate ‘Zionists’- and if any other Jews call me out, I’ll just say they’re Zionists, too!”

You absolute fucking ghouls couldn’t be more transparent if you tried. You’re not allies. You’re not good people. You do not care about human rights. Your “activism” is the smokescreen you put up to hide the fact that you get off on hating Jews. Your “activism” is about nothing more than making you feel good and getting your little brownie points from other antisemites online.

We see you. We know the deal. At least the fucking Nazis had the guts to say outright that they want every Jew dead. You’re so cowardly that you have to couch it in social justice language and beat around the bush.

[skullfragments]

Mawage...

Arguably one of the most iconic scenes of The Princess Bride, the Impressive Clergyman delivers a touching speech about love - which is unfortunately cut short by Prince Humperdinck requesting he "skip to the end". When he mispronounces her name as "Butterqwop", the Princess does not bother to correct him. However, this is Princess Aziraphale, and she would very much prefer you say her name correctly, thank you very much.

This was 1000% an excuse to recreate the amazing moment in the 1941 minisode where Furfur just cannot say Aziraphale's name and is swiftly shut up by our favorite bitchy side-eye.

I WILL be back with more Good Omens x Princess Bride (you may interpret this as a threat)

pt 1 pt 2

[raceweek]

obsessed with the fact will.i.am spent the whole concert talking about how humble and how much of a good lad george is just for the crowd to continue chanting yuki tsunoda over and over and then george being pulled on stage at the end and fucking bowingfldlfkd

[laziarteest]

Wow, omg you guys, it’s Villain Jay

What? No… Of course I didn’t just grab the head off of my movie Jay minifig and stick it on one of the wolf guy bodies… Don’t be silly…

[antinouswilder]

I have become a very difficult person to live with since the Schmicago album came out because at intervals of exactly 2 minutes and 37 seconds I sing “ooh, flowers don’t wear pants” and then go back to silently dancing with my headphones on

[nico-di-genova]

Sad Gabriel Headcanons

Because weird shit was going down in Mercury’s house and it needs to be addressed

TW: discussions of SA and CSA

Has felt like an object, and not a person, for most of his life. This stems from Mercury’s treatment of him and the other boys. He’s seen as a errand boy a maid, something for Mercury to speak at but never to. He’s never been valued for his thoughts, only for his looks.

Decorates his apartment as chaotically as possible, with as many brightly colored things as he can find, as a direct contrast to how his room at Mercury’s was. She barely tolerated him keeping his book in his room, and she expected the room to be kept clean at all times. In every shot we see of it, it looks like something out of a catalog. It’s not a bedroom, it’s a glass case Gabriel was kept in.

He was kept isolated for much of his life, and was only allowed to leave Mercury’s house when he become old enough to do jobs for her. I doubt she let him talk to the other boys much, seen in the way he’s so nervous when the little boy in the house helps him unlock the door. Mercury probably worries if they talk to each other, they’ll be able to band together. It’s easier to keep them scared when they’re separate.

Has become hypersexualized as a result of the SA he faced from Mercury, and from other men. Mercury was way too touchy feely with Gabriel and Nathan for my liking, I think she should die immediately. I do think she probably SA’d Gabriel when he was younger, but was always sure to wipe his memory. So he doesn’t remember specifics, but subconsciously he senses it.

Seeks the validation of older men, because Mercury is his only basis for love. This is why he was with Clark. Clark who was 29, and who in one of the few scenes we get with him is openly commenting on Gabriel’s appearance and touching him in public. This ultimately ties back into him feeling like an object. Something to be treasured, but never to be listened to.

The blood witches at the bar are the closest he came to family before Nathan and Annalise. They helped him develop his own style and taught him how to be himself. They’re also the reason he hasn’t been checking in with Mercury. He’s never told them what she’s done to him, but they sensed something was off and did their best to give him a safe place.

Never initiates anything with Nathan, because he doesn’t want him to feel like he did growing up. This is why Nathan kisses him, why it’s Nathan who holds his hand first. Any contact they have is something Nathan has expressly initiated and Gabriel has followed.

The first time Nathan or Annalise ask him if he’s okay with doing something sexually, really and genuinely take his face in their hands and ask him, he cries. Because no one has ever stopped to ask him, and he’s so used to things simply being taken from him.

The first time Nathan expresses how impressed he is with Gabriel’s powers, he has to pause and process it for a minute, because no one has ever commented on his abilities genuinely before. Nathan notices this, and then goes out of his way to comment on anything other than Gabriel’s appearance from that point forward.

As much as he loves his parents, and wishes he could remember them, he’s also a little angry at them. He would never say it out loud, but he hates them a little bit for leaving him with Mercury. He blames them for what she’s done to him, which just makes him feel guilty and upset all over again.

Is constantly plagued with guilt that he couldn’t bring the little boy from episode 8 to wolfhagen with him. He thinks about him all the time, and worries about what Mercury might do to him for helping Gabriel.

[pacinglikeghosts]

and if I said….and if I said this was ronance… (y’all know who is who)

[thepoisonofthepaint]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure waiting for more ethel lore

[the-nation-of-today]

Boy. I need. Boy where are you. Boy. Boy please.

[jcbbby]

hi my name is Dani and I love Jamie Campbell Bower so much

thank you, just had to get that off my chest

[thealiveshadow]

Liberals actually stole my dog, ate my kids, released 10 plagues onto the globe, and polluted my water supply. Leftists? Leftists can do no wrong! They all have the Correct Opinons and they all have shields around them that protect them for propaganda, bad decisions, and stupidity! It’s those Damn Libs that you have to watch out for, they can’t think critically at all!

[theryokawa]

The TenRose IwaOi similarities will KILL ME. I’m going to die bc of them NOT HYPERBOLE!!! They… they… (the doctor who brain worms have infected every corner of my brain)

[grandninjamasterren]

How to Accidentally Give Yourself a Long Term Deep Cover Mission

Cipher Three- Teirin, they reminded themself, you are still Teirin, for now- adjusted the strap that held their rifle. From the corner of their eye, they saw Wraith twitch closer to the trigger of her rifle.

"Tavus," they say, mind racing for something that would make their contact- the entire reason for this mission- not ruin everything by running off, "What are you doing?" Brilliantly done, Cipher; how has the Empire gotten by without your charisma? Tavus began to give his speech about the hypocrisy of the Republic, yet Teirin tuned most of it out. What little they did pay attention to was derailing their thoughts.

"Bureaucrats?" Teirin repeated, disbelievingly, and then immediately began mentally kicking themself for not taking the opportunity to tell Tavus that they were there to help the squad assimilate into the Empire.

"Colonel, give the sergeant the warrior's death he deserves," Tavus said, turning around as he stepped onto the ship. Teirin flinches at the words. The Imperial officer and his team moved forward, guns drawn.

"Fuck," Teirin spits, drawing their rifle. They lined up the first shot, pulled the trigger and the colonel went down. Three more shots had the rest of the soldiers down. Teirin's hands were steady, but their heart was beating erratically. They shouldered their rifle, beginning to work their way back to the fort.

Teirin didn't remember most of the trip back, too busy trying to keep themself from a panic attack. They wrapped their jacket closer around their body as they walked into the mission room. Jorgan was yelling at the General.

"Ah, you must be our last loyal Havoc member," General Vander greeted Teirin. They saluted, fell into parade rest.

"As the only remaining member, command falls to you. Congratulations on your promotion, Lieutenant." Teirin wanted to scream.

"To jumpstart the process I've assigned Sergeant Jorgan as your first new member."

"...huh?" Teirin said eloquently.

"Your command full of traitors destroyed my career. Command can't punish them, so their burning me instead," Jorgan bit out.

"This is the best I can do for you, Jorgan," Vander said, "He's a good kid, but he'll need guidance." Teirin flinched again. Twice in the same day, on top of failing their mission so spectacularly that they've become a Republic officer, the universe really hates them.

"They," Jorgan corrected bitingly, snapping Teirin out of their spiraling bad mood. General Vander accepted the correction gracefully, proceeding to give information about their new CO and where they should meet her. Teirin barely pays attention, too busy trying to figure Jorgan out. Why would the man defend them like that? What is he after?

Jorgan was walking at their side as Teirin walked to the spaceport.

"So," Jorgan said, trying to fill the silence, "Havoc Squad... the best of the best. Can't say I'm thrilled about the demotion, but, it's a honor to be here, sir." Teirin shrugged.

"You don't like talking, do you?" Jorgan said, almost amused.

"Not so great at it," Teirin said with a shrug. Jorgan cracked a smile at that.

"You've been doing fine so far," he said as they boarded the shuttle.

[cornfields-td-nonsense]

Patrick miller when I gET YOU-

We’re all lining up to re-enact Lamb To The Slaughter by Roald Dahl

[whatacharmingsaturday]

if you’re anything like me!!! i’m sorry!!!!

but darling!!!! it’s going to be okay!!!!!!!

[nico-di-genova]

Playlist for pining after your oblivious coworker and getting hurt in the process.

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