#in reddit for sure lmao

[turrondeluxe]

You know how some kids say stuff that freak out their parents like “the man in the corner doesn’t like that” and there’s no one there

or how most kids just stand in the doorway of a room at night for no reason besides waiting for their parents to wake up so they can ask a question but it can be really creepy and freak the parents out

That kind of thing but mostly the second one because I think that’s more common in kids

(previous ask for context)

Alright i totally understand now. That'd be Moja, no doubt!

[ivylira]

some of my old(ish) genshin fanart

[r0nnietherat]

Someone explain the metaphor to me like I’m a child

[milkchuggs]

[hopkei]

me: figures out the simplest technological feat

me: i am a Genius™

[twistedapple]

@dmagedgoods the Reddit post promoting your petition is up!

[solradguy]

Granblue on my mobile browser performs so much better than on my phone it's kind of terrifying. I don't have to mash the skill button in raids lol

[pagesofkenna]

what all of you people who haven't romanced Lae'zel don't get is that romanced Lae'zel is obsessed with Tav. she gets ahold of their body just one time and cannot stop thinking about them. the first time you go from 'casual sex' to 'committed relationship' is when she challenges Tav to a duel, because that's how she was trained to show compatibility, except that for me after she got just one lick in she immediately stopped and said no I can't do this, I can't hurt you, I don't want anything bad to happen to you ever, and isn't that strange for someone trained to be a weapon in a society that only prizes how good you are at killing??

she gives you a series of petnames over the course of the relationship, from 'source of my bruises' (/affectionate) to 'object of my obsession' to 'my everything'. in her last romance cutscene (that I've seen, at least) she takes Tav to watch the sun rise over the city and tells them how beautiful she thinks it is, and how before Tav she never thought to look for beauty in the world

and also, when I was looking up the romance options for this game, basically everything I saw assured me that you can really only do one romance 'path' but if you want to sleep with Halsin certain partners will be OK with that, including Lae'zel. I didn't get Halsin's offer until fairly late, and went to ask Lae'zel how she felt about polyamory; she immediately clocked that I meant Halsin, agreed with me about hot he is... and then said no. gave me a possessive 'you're mine and if you want to sleep around I'm breaking it off'. which, like, I'm a bit disappointed by but also something about her being so possessive of Tav that she doesn't want anyone else to touch them, even when the internet was under the impression that she 'doesn't care'? it's so endearing to me. she cares SO MUCH

do you see what I'm saying here? Lae'zel is OBSESSED with Tav

[xomoosexo]

why greninja on fuckin dwt2

like girlllll

[darkwood-sleddog]

Me seeing somebody call a malamute with one of the most overly coarse, flewy and exaggerated heads I’ve seen in a long time a “straight wedge”

[amiharana]

do you guys ever think about how the hebra region is literally hanging off of hyrule by a thread

like what if we just sliced off those two bits of land at the ends of the tanagar canyon like it was a piece of cake. that would be so crazy. and also the fact that the entirety of hyrule is also geographically isolated by another huge canyon, the implication that there is far more land beyond the canyon is so insane to me. the world of botw could be so much bigger were it not for the limitations of technology.

[billdenbrough]

(reddit.)

nzqoty 2024 noms when do u open. asking for a friend

[izzy-b-hands]

If ur waiting on a reply from me (and i know a couple of folks are rn) thank u for ur patience in waiting. I'm working on typing things up but today is just. idk how to put it but i keep winding up grumpy and my replies i feel are suffering for it. Pls know i do wanna chat and exchange ideas, I'm just trying to make sure the Grumpasaurus Rex side of my brain that's v loud today isn't mucking them up before i send them 🫂🫂❤️❤️

[homosexchad]

[opens reddit]

[despite muting about 10 fucked up subreddits every fucking time i open reddit, i take 60 points of psychic damage trying to navigate my homepage without seeing bigotry, far right content, or people complaining that reddit is leftwing]

[closes reddit]

[looks around, breathes, +1 psychic healing]

[opens tumblr]

[i've blocked tags that bigots use..... i've curated my feed....... i've followed people who's content i enjoy...................]

[fuck yeah]

[blurred-cat]

the LFG reddit for dungeons and dragons/table top roleplaying games feels like sending out fucking job applications and it makes me feel ill

[jackblackhotelmirror]

is the name a reference to an uncircumcised penis?

DONT MIND. THATS JUST MY FIRST REACTION TO “smaller shorter and uncut”

um ackshually 🥸☝️ it's a reference to South Park's 1997 movie Bigger Longer And Uncut