#in the future sometimes ur family has robots in it

[thedaredevilsgirl]

The dagger team overhearing a phone call from the r’s mom or dad and hearing the childhood nickname only to call the r the nickname teasingly during training or at The Hard Deck or anytime. I think it would be cute if the nickname was like cricket or something, maybe from a movie.

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Little R2-D2

A/N: this is by far one of the funniest and cutest Headcanons I have ever written, I loved every part of it.

I guess everyone would have been in the break room when your parents started calling you by video call.

The rest of the squadron wouldn't be paying much attention to the conversation as your parents were just asking routine things, but everyone's attention is turned to you within seconds when your mother lets something interesting slip:

"I hope you are eating right R2-D2" the second your mother says this you realize that they are all looking at you with wide eyes and Hangman flashes a long mischievous grin before he frames himself next to you and starts talking to your parents.

"I'm Hangman, you've probably heard of me, but just to confirm, did you just call her R2-D2? Like the robot from Star Wars?" He would ask while you and Fanboy would say loud and clear that he was not a robot but a Droid.

"Yes, it's her nickname, she was obsessed with Star Wars, she has thousands of plush toys in her room, we ended up nicknaming her that" your mother tells not caring that she is embarrassing her own daughter in front of your second family.

Phoenix is next to enter the conversation and make your parents tell every little thing about your childhood, but your father ends up letting something even more embarrassing out:

"You must be Phoenix, she's always talking about you, I think she has a little crush on you" he says causing you to widen your eyes.

"Not just on her, she's also always sighing about someone named Bob" Bradley and Javy laugh as soon as they hear that "She thinks he's super cute" your mom completes and Bob looks at you shocked and also a little blushing.

"I guess that's a big improvement since she spent her whole teenage years having a crush on Anakin Skywalker" your dad says in closing.

"Ok, that's enough" you say ending everyone's fun "I have to go, bye."

"Bye R2-D2, we'll talk soon" they say before hanging up.

"I hope you know we are going to tease you about this for the rest of your life" Bradley says still laughing.

Bob and Phoenix still looked shocked that you had some crush on them while Javy and Jake laughed.

"Okay, I'm glad to hear you love Star Wars too, but a crush on Anakin? You had a crush on Darth Vader?" Fanboy asks half shocked.

"Have you ever seen Hayden Christensen? Of course I had a crush on Anakin" you say as if it is a valid defense.

Bradley was right, they start calling you R2-D2 every chance they get.

Sometimes Javy even makes robot sounds as soon as you enter a room and Mickey would call you Anakin's girlfriend.

Although a little embarrassing you still found it funny, and they would definitely stop the jokes if you felt uncomfortable.

And even though your mother saying in front of everyone that you liked Nat and Bob was embarrassing, it sort of helped the three of them to become even closer, maybe even evolving into a romantic relationship in the future.

At Christmas that same year everyone would be gathered at the Hard Deck for a small celebration.

Nat would say that they had a surprise for you and would tell you that everyone had gotten together to give you a special present.

Fanboy would put the big box on the table and when you opened it you couldn't stop laughing.

It was a blue helmet with glitter and strict R2-D2 in white, right below it would have a shirt saying 'officially married to Ankin Skywalker'.

"I hate you all" you would say but you had really loved those presents holding them carefully as you drove home with Bob and Phoenix.

[silversimphog]

Attention I want to let people know there’s going to be a new update on this blog after I had this conversation with a Tumblr user named T4Tsurge

“Okay the first account got blocked because after I told you I was 20, you tried to bring up age of consent and "sometimes 20 year olds date teenagers and I'm a teen and I don't mind", which was inappropriate and made me uncomfortable because me saying "hey, I'm not attracted to teenagers" should not invite counter arguments. Me saying I'm 20 should've been the end of it’s”

She said the second reason she blocked in this account was because I posted NSFW art of Silver whom to which They believe is 14 .This isn’t really true as The Characters ages where removed it Sonic Frontiers which leads me to believe Mobias Evolve like Pokemon and Made me Realize this person thought I was some kind of WeirdoCreep (not the type that’s attracted to Teenagers in Perverted Way as I’m 16 years old) and That There could supposedly be Those kinds of Creeps looking to this blog so they could see NSFW art OFFF underaged characters

So keep in mind when you see Art of Characters like Silver, Kim Possible, Jenny from My Life As A Teenaged Robot they all take place in a universe where they are aged up ( with the exception of Silver and Jenny for reasons that they are ageless) I didn’t how this Blog wasn’t anything original so it’s JUST made for “Teenaged Characters” now .But Silver the Hedgehog is still the primary character here👑👁️🫦👁️

https://www.tumblr.com/shadow-thecutie-ailenhog 💖

Also The shadow Blog is being changed to being about Shadow and Black Arms as a Family Ship

and the Toris Blog to a Sl8tCore Lesbian Blog since I started to think my original concept for it was too creepy 🫥🫡🫢🤐😶🙂‍↔️

https://www.tumblr.com/toristhejacka-is-at-cutiehut

RULES:

1. Only fan art This or ships of Them 👑 👑

🪐☠️

2. Only Simps ,(people whom simp for the

👁️🫦👁️characters in a non predatory way)

3. Crushers,(people who have a crush on Them, Also in a non-creep way)🐸🌺🌸🥭

4. CharaTSexyies, (People who are sexually attracted to They while knowing the characters has No age like Siblings due to it being removed but used to be 14 Or Aged-Up )🫶🏽🤌🏽👩🏿‍🦰🧔🏽‍♀️

5. PET-res , (People who wish to have a shrunken down pet in a non-creepy way) 🦅🦉🐺🐺🐗🐤🦋🪲🪰🐛🐞🪱🐝🐍🦗🐢🐡🐋🐬🐠🦬

6. KINKers orKINKies(People who have KinK based around or involving Silver) No silver allowed 🥸🔞💋💄👄🧛🏿🧝🏽‍♀️🧜🏽‍♂️

(Sonic Frontiers removed the characters ages incase anyone says Silver’s 14 years olds Or this characters are aged up) those Art of Kinks are welcome just do get creepy about it NO GROOMERS OR PREDATORS ALOUD!!!!! 🤕😵‍💫🤧🤮🤢😡

7. This blog is 11-17+ (teenagers only 💖💩👾🤖👁️🫦👁️)

8. We’re just here giving this characters ALL the LOVE they need🥰🤘🏽

9. I expect fanart requests 🎭🎨👾🕹️🦔

10. You can ask They stuff on this Blog😍

[dapurinthos]

still obsessed with those trillionaires leaving the planet and now entertaining the idea that they didn’t actually survive that long post-planet fleeing because of thee way numbers and society works.

“The economy tanked. It hadn’t been in great shape to begin with.”

“[O]ur kill-fee money was suddenly worth nothing and what if the banks crashed and that nothing went too?”

“John, there is no second wave. There is no third. They’re escaping. The trillionaires have converted everything to material resources. Half these passenger manifests are made up, these aren’t real people. They’ve fucked everyone, even the governments. There’ll be one single ship of internationals who think they’re on Wave One to Tau Ceti, and everyone else will be corporate, or have bought a ticket, or be useful. They’re leaving us to die.”

scenario one, pre-launch: you bought a ticket. it cost you everything, but you bought a ticket. you’re out of here but now you’ve got nothing but the clothes on your back. what are your skills? what is your contribution for the future?

scenario two, in-flight: you’re leaving earth, you’re leaving your life where you’ve had everything provided for you, your money just keeps making money keeps making money and now that the earth is finally give up its last gasp, you’re leaving after finally being able to spend all that money—you’re on an ark, a space ark. it’s c. 2060*. meat can be cloned, robots once built can do a lot of things, people will do things for you if you pay them and the money can be used for goods and services. if you pay them. but you’ve spent all your money on getting off this dying planet, converting everything to the material resources you need to get to tau ceti (where, by then, we’re assuming they’ve discovered one of the planets to not be 68°C or -50°C like e or f). you are part of why this is all happening. you have financed saving your species. how much gratitude does this buy you? on this new world that you have paid for, this new world that you own because you have made it possible for people to make it here, who believes that they owe you anything?

scenario three, arrival: you’re a boss-ass cloning scientist. you’re a team of construction workers who can build robots who can build so many things. you’re the people who have figured out the best way to create new habitats for humanity. you’re good. you’re great. you can do things. you are here because you are useful. but. who are you useful to? why are you being useful to them? there is no money now. there is the old, earth order, but how long does that last when you’re not on earth? what is your use for, now?

scenario four, the foundation: what is capitalism? what is your old life worth? there is no redundancy in this system. this is the same as families moving to upper canada in the victorian era and doing things they never thought they would to survive—there are no tea parties here, you are out there chopping wood, you are weaving your own fabric, you are doing what you have to to survive. why are you doing this?

scenario final, look upon my works, ye mighty: who is the burden, now? who has nothing to contribute, now? who can no longer buy their way our of anything, now? congratulations, you are in ur now, and not just as the name you’ve re-christened your system with, where you have a standard unit that everything must be pinned to to have any sort of transactional system in order to survive. why should those who had power in the old world, the worse world, have that same power, now? who owes who? who owns who?

* stand back i’m trying math: john’s mother was playing with hollywood hair barbie in 1992. i was playing with hollywood hair barbie in 1992, being seven years old. let’s have john’s mother born in 1985, seven years old in 1992, twenty-five in 2010, and we’ll say john was born in that decade, sometime between 2010 - 2020. hell, make him a covid baby. undergrad at otago? medical school at auckland? or the single year health sciences 1st year programme and medical school at otago but final clinical year in auckland? so, graduation range of 2045 (b. 2020)  - 2048. off to corpus—corpus christi in cambridge—for something, one year or more. + another year abroad. so we could be anywhere between 2047/8 (one year for corpus, and nothing getting between anything) or 2050-something by the time john begins working on the cryo project. adding some wiggle room so it’s not the tightest timeline ever, let’s go with c. 2055 - 2065.

[cozylittleartblog]

irrational fears are, dare i say, irrational

[malereader-inserts]

Greetings from the Avengers’ Base

Fandom: Avengers Pairing: Avengers & Male!Reader Summary: How you got close to the original six Avengers Word Count:  1,291 Request:  I saw ur post & thought... maybe how the reader got to know each avenger and how they became friends / a team. Some fluffy friendship shorts :3 Love ur writing, bo <3 A/n: FUCK CANON TIMELINE, WE’RE MAKING OUR OWN.

Being an orphan teenager with nothing better in your life going for you, it’s hard.

It’s strange when you’re a superhero and currently living at Avengers, under the parental care of Nicholas Fury, who has expressed that does not mean you can call him dad. Not that you wanted to anyway. You’ve been an Avenger since you were fourteen, when the first time the Avengers got together, you were part of the original group. 

At first, it was daunting, no one understood why you were there and there were times you wondered why you were there too. You were too young and especially fighting for the world. You proved yourself, immensely, to the team. One by one they took turns to get to know you. They didn’t want to overwhelm you.

Tony took you under his wing, seeing a bright young man with a bright future ahead of him. He helped you with school work, he acted like a father to you. Just because the constant thought that ran through Tony’s mind was that he would be a better father than his father will ever be. He would drop anything, press meetings, conference, anything if you asked him to come play catch with him. 

You looked up to Tony, you saw a side of him not many people see. You enjoyed hanging around his tower, you were fascinated with JARVIS. You watched how Tony would ramble with his robots, you got friendly with Dum-E. 

You would always see Tony as your dad, in fact, Tony has been fighting for your custody, to finally adopt you. It shocked Pepper and Rhodey that he wanted to do this in his own accord.

“I’m gonna make you a Stark, one day kid.”

You smiled, leaning against his lab desk, “Good luck on that, papers are hard to convince even if you’re a billionaire.”

“A challenge worth defeating.”

Steve was the one the came around next, whilst he heavily disapprove you being part of the team, he started to get close to you when you were asking his time back in his era. You were heavily invested in your history class and when the 30s came as a topic, you knew who to ask about the times. It was nice to Steve, it allowed him to think about his days. 

He likes the modern times, but he misses when times were simpler. It’s still hard for him to grasp new concepts. Then, you started to gush about his drawing that you begged him to teach you, you were a blast to be with. Whilst he taught you how to draw, you taught him the new stuff. You kept him young and never left him confused, for that he was eternally grateful for you. In fact, to this day you were still helping him out.

“So, what is tumblr?”

“Hell.”

“Wha-?”

“Just don’t touch it, Steve.”

Bruce was easy to get along when Tony was busy and you needed help on your science homework, Bruce was the next best thing. Whilst you were above average in intelligence, sometimes Bruce can lose you at times. But, once Bruce got over his fear of accidentally hulking out on you, he would talk non stop.

He’s actually a funny guy.

He can help you with Biology and Chemistry, even if you just wanted additional readings to get ahead of your peers, but when you come bouncing into the labs asking about Physics, you’ve never seen Bruce light up brighter than a Christmas tree. He gets way into it, it makes you laugh because, after a long rant - where has most definitely lost you, he looks at you asking if you got that.

To which you blankly stare at him and say no.

“Really?”

“Yeah, sorry, Bruce,” You apologised as he waves you off.

“It’s okay, I’ll go slower this time...”

“Oh god.”

Thor was confused to why a baby is on the team, after all, age is different between the two realms. You had to explain that you weren’t a babe, that you were a pre-teen and that you’re actually grown to an extent. Nevertheless, Thor had to adjust to Midgard life for a bit, that means you would experiment cooking on the poor God. You were alright at cooking at least for someone at your age. 

But, there are days you feel devious where you would cook something that would be horrendous and make Thor taste it, sometimes it backfires on you and you would put together a really delicious meal, other times it becomes successful and you would see Thor’s nice exterior crumble a little bit before nicely saying it tastes good.

“How is it?”

“It’s something...” Thor says before smiling with food in his mouth, “It’s really good, (Y/n)!”

“Thanks!” Turning your back to giggle to yourself as Thor spits it in a napkin, only to give you a thumbs up when you turn back to look at him.

Clint and Natasha were different, they were constantly busy with work that they barely got to know you until they got stuck babysitting you. You had loudly got on the wrong side of Fury causing him to ground you and the two spies to look after you. It was their punishment went a mission almost went wrong. 

You were pissy with them, like any other teenager going through teenage angst. You got on both the spies’ nerves, until one day you sat down and it seems like you calm down, you were easy for Clint and Natasha to handle until you heard swears and shouting coming from Nick’s office. You grin to yourself as you grabbed both the wrist of each spy and bucked it out of the room you were occupying.

Turns out, in your protest of being grounded, you decided to prank Nick. And because you couldn’t alone at the SHIELD base, you dragged both spies around with you. It got to the point that the spies were showing you hiding spaces and even helping you prank their superior. 

At the end of the day, when Nick finds you in the room, he asked what you’ve been doing. You show him that you’ve been doing homework and drawing for Steve. Fury can’t prove you wrong as the two spies back you up.

“He hasn’t done anything wrong, Boss,” Clint says, forcing his mischievous smile to be concealed.

“It’s been a brat, but he’s been doing what we’ve told him to do,” Natasha backs it up.

You looked at him angelic like, “I’ve been good today.”

Nick looked annoyed, “Sure you have.”

So, as the years continued, more people joining the team, no one has gotten close to than the original six of seven members of the team. You’ve made friends with Vision, Sam, Bucky, Wanda, Peter, Rhodey, but no one got as close to you as the six of them did. 

So, here you stood with a party hat on your head, smiling to your family. You were living in the new Avengers’ base, it wasn’t the tower anymore, but it’s better to have somewhere to live. There are banners hanging about, saying happy birthday. Confetti and balloons sprawled on the floor, the lights are dimmed down and strobe lights flashing.

There’s a pile of presents, one that contains official adoption papers. Tony is holding the cake, it’s lit up with candles, the team is standing around or behind Tony, facing the celebrant, the kid who was heart and soul of the team.

“Happy Birthday (Y/n)!” They exclaimed.

You’re now eighteen, it’s been four years with the team, nothing can ruin your family, nothing can go any better than his. You’re happy, so they’re happy too.

“Make a wish!”

And so you did.

[mothbug]

maggie i’ve been trying to suss out the plot of ur bug lesbians for so long please tell me abt them. somehow it got into my head that they were?? like jaeger pilots? please confirm or deny

i can’t do a read more on mobile so i’m sorry in advance (coming back here after i’ve written this: it makes no sense. it’s all rambling. sorry. and i just put things everywhere randomly so this won’t even be typed chronologically)

yeah there’s giant fun robots! most of them are normal and fine but like a few of them are very fucked up

so there’s four pov characters and at the start of the story three of them are on the same ship and the fourth is the target they’re chasing? only one of them knows they even HAVE a target and is trying her best to stall because she and the target were roommates in fucked up robot catholic school. the other two are playing crazy 8s and being romantic and also terrified all the time but also doing a lot of theorizing about things because they know SOMETHING is up they just don’t know what’s going on. Bc you know. their commander won’t give them any information. and also avoids them because she hates narrative parallelism

also the one stalling is also having her blood drunk by her giant robot. and maybe being mildly possessed by it? so it’s maybe The most fucked up robot. it’s also a giant dog and a good boy. and an heirloom of a fucked up family. which may explain some stuff but honestly i think nisa’s mom was just a bitch and it didn’t have anything to do with the robot she’s just like that.

and she’s stalling bc she Knows she won’t turn perovskia in she knows she wouldn’t let her get hurt she Knows it’ll change her life forever if she finds her and she’s just not ready to face that. but yknow she has to so it was all just very silly of her but when something will change your life dramatically it’s terrifying even if you know that things currently Suck.

somewhere in here Arkansas’s family is threatened and it’s. upsetting. and i’m not sure what direction to go in with it but it will be important because her family means a Lot to her. she has two very good kind dads and a little sister named Tinsel. basically she has the only functional biological family out of all the characters and they make me :’) I also think they eventually meet Idabel and ADORE her and since she grew up without parents it’s just a very strange and emotional experience and. h. they r Wives. and the Trust family is all very sweet and kind even if Arkansas struggles a lot w gifted kid syndrome like i think her dads did their best even if they fucked up sometimes yknow. idabel goes fucking wild at the arcade like legitimately bloodthirsty and arkansas is just like i love my furious and powerful wife

anyway there’s some (a lot of) homoerotic space fighting (which perovskia usually wins BECAUSE she remembers when she and nisa used to spar and can predict what she’ll do. nisa ALSO remembers this bc. ofc she does. but perovskia had to learn how to adapt after Events bc her physical health changed a lot and she had to learn to be more careful about overexerting herself and also now knows how to swordfight. and moves more fluidly and confidently. so what nisa expects to happen often doesn’t bc perovskia’s fighting style has changed so much while nisa hasn’t really bothered to refine hers. anyway) perovskia (the gay little target that does a gay little crime and makes fun of you to piss you off) is like hey. what if you all committed treason it’s really fun and sexy. and then her adoptive mechanic mom gives everyone spinal surgery so their bodies don’t shut down and they won’t die :) that’s a thing by the way i won’t elaborate bc uhh :( but it is why perovskia has all the. nerve damage and chronic pain. i can elaborate on the actual Pre-story perovskia stuff later bc i think about it A Lot and it has a lot of bearing on her character but it’s also. before all this. but anyway if she hadn’t been bleeding out on Slice’s front lawn specifically she Would be dead. and there’s some fun narrative foil character shifts that happen four years before the main storyline but i will not say bc i’m tired

after this is Vague in my mind but a lot of it is Perovskia and Nisa reconnecting and just. talking. but being weird and repressed and deflective about anything Meaningful. And I have written a Lot about this so there’s more than I can condense but it’s very fucking good and. Idk. it’s a big shift in the narrative at this point and they’re just Agonizing about their dumb little feelings and it’s good. and P doing some work to make their giant fucking spaceship more stealthy. and Idabel and Arkansas being really cute and also going THROUGH it because i mean. a lot is happening. And it’s nothing either of them ever expected to happen but they’re like. hopeful for the future or whatever don’t look at me. It’s just like. put all of these characters on a spaceship in the middle of nowhere in transit and they all Have to have conversations even if they don’t want to because it’s HARD. nisa is forced by slice to learn how to make pancakes

Slice makes stew. They’re good at stew and contraptions and having a mild new england accent somehow. also canonically back in the scrapyard they would make things like the knife wielding tentacle constantly and perovskia would just stumble upon them. slice changed the live laugh love sign to say die cry hate because perovskia made fun of it. they r her mom.

so now they do some fun fun robberies and various crimes and it’s so sexy and i don’t think N and P are like. fully caught up at this point or know where they stand, so there’s a lot of very fun banter and having to work together despite really being afraid but also yearning to get to know each other again and just connect with one another honestly and openly after four fuckin years apart. because they’re both so different now but also very much the same. horse staring out into sea MAN. the thing is there’s no direct like. reason for them to avoid each other (at first P was shocked and overwhelmed and felt a little bit betrayed when she found out who was chasing her until she found out WHY. oh i forgot to mention Nisa BEGGED to be assigned commander for this mission bc she knew anyone else wouldn’t hesitate to get Perovskia killed. Forgot to mention that it’s IMPORTANT she fucking loves her so much god DAMMIT) but it’s just. tense and there’s a lot happening and it’s just. Ghhhdhbnm and ofc I and A have picked up on it since P showed up but it’s like. ok so what is Happening here. OH AND ONCE THEY START WORKING THINGS OUT IDABEL DOES START BEHAVING LIKE NISA’S SHITTY LITTLE SIBLING AND ACTING FUCKING DISGUSTED BY THEM ITS VERY FUNNY. they’re like perovskia you’re pretty cool what’s up with this. nisa sucks and also is a bitch. and perovskia says SHE CAN GET IT. and idabel says GET WHAT? BANNED FROM OLIVE GARDEN? and perovskia fans herself and is like yeah~ and idabel was just joking around but now is debating between mercilessly making fun of her and hitting her with a cricket bat. but god when P and N just get to hold each other in silence and security and just be. it’s . they. god. fuck. man.

oh i know this is a space story but perovskia just straight up has a sword (and some knives and maybe a gun idk) don’t ask me why idk but it’s very lesbian of her and she does gay little flourishes and is just. very annoying and i like her a lot. she’s very dramatic like her alias was madame revenant when she was living in the scrapyard and just doing some petty crimes like. she embroidered that jacket herself nobody calls her that she’s just a goofball. also warrior cats exist and she makes warrior cat fan animations. that just has to be true so warriors has been preserved for centuries. also she was presumed dead for a while uhh don’t think abt it too much but she likes that aesthetic.

Idabel takes the best to this new life of crime they are fucking FOR it she gets a FLAMETHROWER and Arkansas is like. wrow honestly my favorite thing abt them is that they’re both fucking INCREDIBLE pilots. like they know what they’re doing. and nisa is really really bad at it btw she cannot pilot a mech well. but this block of text isn’t about her i’m talking about THEM. Their chemistry is so good they r just. 🥺. and they both become Fast friends with perovskia because she’s just pretty likeable?? and ofc nisa’s jealous bc a) you guys don’t even like me :( but also b) that’s MY friend. it’s very funny. honey of course they didn’t like you you were being very unpleasant to be around. but arkansas does rlly wanna be friends with her and she and idabel have so much sibling energy it’s insane. i think they’d abel and cain each other for a scooby snack but also kill for each other. because they’re tiny girls who will growl at you solidarity and also probably hang out and just destroy things with bats sometimes. they all become closer and get a rlly sweet found family dynamic it just takes a While. oh also idabel is basically the chosen one and can set things on fire with her hands but it’s barely touched on because i think that’s a really funny thing to just ignore. but i also think it does become important because it’s largely fueled by anger and emotion and. h. i think idabel has a lot of feelings ok. Arkansas and Perovskia bond over having fucking anxiety disorders and have caprisun drinking competitions. i think it’s just like. these people all have similar trauma and need people to lean on when things are hard so they stick with each other once they have the option to split apart because by then they’re friends and work well together and Care. auto tuned baby crying mp3.

Alia and Agent Variety show up somewhere around here? They’re Slice’s very cool wives and Alia has a Vechicle Collection and own fucking stupid race cars and stuff and I love her. perovskia is afraid of being in vechiles so she has to take a fucking benadryl every time they have to make a getaway. Variety isn’t actually an Agent anymore and I also love HER because she’s very fucking good. they started out as just contacts slice had but it turns out they’re all in love <3 alia is also actually a sports car racer like. unprofessionally. illegally. which is just very cool of them.

Also i don’t think it has. a very BIG end, yknow? it’s like, they’re doing very good things and are up against a lot, and I don’t think they like.. singlehandedly take down the government or anything because they’re only a few people. but i think they get a happy ending and get to grow old while making positive changes to the world around them. like i don’t think they’ll be able to solve everything but they’re sure as hell gonna do what they can. But idk maybe they actually do get like. some good shit done. but again they’re not. an army. they’re a bunch of 20-somethings and their rube-goldberg-machine-creating chaperone. but i think they should get a fun climactic moment so i guess this is all to say i don’t. have an ending planned. but there should probably be one at some point.

OH AND the giant evil blood sucking dog vineyard vines robot Definitely almost kills Nisa (or at least fully destroys her in some way) and. it’s very narrowly avoided and she’s very very weak for a while because it took a lot out of her. also the dog robot does make grape vines grow and uhhhh any grapes that show up are 100% full of the pilot’s siphoned blood. also i think there’s still some remnants of that bitch in nisa’s mind afterwards bc an old mechanical god is hard to get rid of. but it’s mostly ok.

Also the bug people are just. a thing. like every person in the most recent generation in this specific society are at least a little bit genetically experimented on because. it sucks there. and i think if your parents bribe the government you can be a little Less fucked up but yknow. everyone’s a little weird. this was an excuse to put bug ppl in here they’re just the folks who were probably the most fucked with and i have many bug people here because i think bugs are cool and i want them to look like weird little bugs. This was all also an excuse to give the main characters fangs bc i’m gay. i don’t think randomly fucking with your genetics will make you a bug in real life so do not try this at home or at all PSA

SPEAKING of the society ok it’s very much obsessed with earth nostalgia and stuff and very yknow. basic cyperpunk shitty capitalism you know the drill you’ve seen space operas whatever but it’s also weirdly oligarchical? and like? it’s weird and bad and kind of a corporatocracy?? and. fuck. idk man they’re a fucked up space catgirl greeble-y amazon with catholic imagery. The Academy is also a thing but. idk how to describe it more than i already have it’s just kinda shitty boarding school. And after a certain point ppl can get sent on like. missions and stuff? in their fucking robots? but again i’m not sure what For. an option could be that there’s nearby Shit and nobody can tell if it’s safe because space is weird? also it’s only about 3200 so i’d say like. whole societies out in space is a relatively new thing and there’s some weird shit going on. so they sometimes send teenagers out in robots to see what’s up and that ends SUPER well for EVERYONE. hmm something SHOULD be going on actually there should be some weird eldritch space stuff. it should be connected to the more fucked up robots. it should also be Core’s fault somehow because uhhh capitalism and lack of foresight? anyway here’s women kissing i don’t know things. WAIT FUCK I FORGOT TO MENTION HOW SHADY SOME OF THE STUFF GOING ON IS LIKE THE DEATHS OF THE CREW PEROVSKIA WAS ON UHHH JUST TRUST ME DUDE like they are NOT afraid to get kids killed which was IMPLIED but also like it goes a little deeper than that and uhh i don’t know exactly what’s happening. but i’m sure it’ll all fall into place eventually. basically it’s very fatt shitty faction vibes idk how else to describe it. man it‘s like. just. there’s stuff happening they have goals and ideals and there’s probably more to it than i know so far bc stuff happens but i don’t KNOW what i’m tired and have been typing this for a year i don’t want to talk abt the bad capitalists i want to talk about tenderness and girls but unfortunately the ways in which the girls are tender are deeply informed by the environment they grew up in so i do have to think about it even if they all deserved better.

i think they all get a cat or a dog or something eventually. like they all deserve it. i think the final home they build together is actually pretty reminiscent of the scrapyard house. i think they get to live there for the rest of their lives and. just build something small and wonderful for themselves :’)

also i forgot to put men in the story they exist i just forgot about them. there’s nisa’s one ex i already forgot his name but he’s mentioned i think.

[exmateriadead]

Since i cant get to my laptop rn here is a quick run down.

Bash Shankar: A farmer, literal jack of all trades, slick mouth, hates white people, makes Lush look like TRASH. A holistic GOD. Very generous. Feels like every one still owes him 25 dollars.His goat is his best friend. Bisexual, in the Ace spectrum (Demi)

Benji "Passion" Osunsami: /soft/. The 8th out of 9 siblings. Has 400 cousins. Came back to the small town he was raised in. Rendered a "returnee" because he hasn't become much after leaving aside from being GAY and a drug dealer. Gay but mostly closeted. Lowkey an arsonist. Wants to be boyfriends with @creepyflock 's Mason Yoon

Aramis Park: not ur average REPO MAN. Inspired by the movie with the same name, shes one of the repo men that hunt down ppl who have harvested organs in their body and havent paid up. BIG GUN. Total babe, has a funny laugh, easily cries, sorta cruel. Bisexual you know the drill. AND YES, theres a three muskateers verse for her if u care.

Soley Quin: werewolf, army vet- based on the love x death & robots episode of "shapeshifters". Says "you know?" A lot. Wants to have a cute baby- not the family just a baby. Lays naked in the sun. Lesbian.

Anda Byun: some of you requested him to come back by demand. The Worst ^tm. Runs a drug ring syndicate along the south x west side of the usa. And starting to branch out back in Korea Mom did the whole Hereditary monologue on him, still cant take responsibility for what he's done. Obsessed with bees. In love with @starrdew 's Cassie but we dont talk about. Literally, he will not talk about it.

Jhora Uzumaki: dont worry about the sirname its none of your business. Got resurrected in the modern future. Died because he betrayed his family and got them all killed. By family i mean mutant clan/cult who pray to demons. Has incredible tracking senses. Writes shitty poems.

Amon Uzumaki: helped resurrect Jhora. Sometimes regrets it cuz hes an annoying brat. Wants to regain power and become clan head. One brown eye one red eye that she usually covers with sunglasses or eye patch or special contacts. Her true face is a gaping hole with sharp teeth. Its a parasite she lives with that takes u to her personal void. Not as strong as she makes herself to be so she makes up for short comings with being as evil as possible. (Im asking someone to break her). DO NOT VIBE CHECK. SHE WILL KILL YOU.

Formoon: artificial demon made by a woman who abandoned all hope. Feeds on souls to survive. Stuck in a universe trying to find her one true love. Loves children plays the guitar to find "peace".

Forsun: artifical angel made by a man who wanted the perfect girl. Type of girl to text you "i miss you" but never texts back when you respond. Hates herself for no reason other then the fact that she isnt human.

Diega Martin Yedriel: heartfelt baby oracle. Collects vhs tapes. Hates to be a burden because she can forget where she is at multiple times a day. Loves giving bad people horrible news. Needs to be HELD.

Noa Silva: loves to fix and pull things apart. Works at a motel as the front desk clerk. No hospitality training what so ever. The owner likes her / feels bad for her so won't fire her. Likes the outdoors and stealing. A Waltaboo (loves disney stuff). Wants to work at a mechanics shop one day (really wants to be an engineer) but can't due to her ailing mother and crippling need to take care of people who dont deserve it.

Leviathan: has many faces. Metatron betrayed him so he betrayed Lucifer and now his life sucks. Is a dad and wants to be close to his daughter but hes in a new body and she doesnt know him. Avid beer drinker. One of the kings of hell.

Sekar Hovoga: bless him. Works at a gas station seen a lot of shit and done close to nothing about it. Takes community college classes to learn japanese. Dad rumored to be a big time general in the military. He is not acknowledged as legitimate. Has a youtube channel about the weird town he lives in and the weird shit that happens.

[babblingfishes]

Another FroodPad Update

(I’m sending an email instead of tagging people about this one because the majority of you guys have changed urls.)

For anyone who used the original FroodPad (PiratenPad) teamsite for fic writing, the host is taking down the site next month.

As before with the Mozilla alternative, I have backups of most of the text.

Here’s what I do not have:

Backups of locked pads

Chat logs

Authors / authorship colors

Time slider histories

If you want any of those, you’ll need to grab them yourself asap! If you’ve forgotten a password, the quickest way to grab my attention is to let me know via the tumblr messager (or my Discord, if you have it) and I can help you.

As for the actual text of the pads, I have these saved! I can send them to you whenever you like. Under the cut is a VERY lengthy list of the pad titles I have backups of. I can also do a text search if you need.

!!HEY GUYS -- WRITER PROFILES *Goat scream* 2SPOOKY 2c Stories 365 days of Rabbit No! A Very Frood Pad Christmas An attempt to organize chaos And the Band Plays On Annie got her gun Ask Walter Kids BADLY SINNING BRAINTHUNDERING Best Ship Around Broken little pieces CC 4 editing Care Cat!Steve. Don't ask. Cat's sehr whichtig grad portfolio stuff Catori's Little Pad ^^ Cheeroko: ES Drabbles And Possible Story Cheeroko: Elder Scrolls Brainstorming Cheeroko: Fanficing Fanfics since ... Today? Cheeroko: Has Started Yet Another AU Cheeroko: Rabbit Appreciation Pad (Aka, SPG Pad) Cheeroko: Walter Manor Cheeroko: What Should I call this? [{Original Fic}] Cheeroko: You Know What? I'm Just Going To Use This Pad For My Gender Stuff Christmas List Come keep French Company! Please? 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Fish is just rambling Fish writes things about other fandoms Fish's Awkward Nonfandom Headcanons Fish's Lupin Drabbles Fish's Magical Tragical Guide to Not Writing Mary Sues Fish's OC Boat Fish's Originalish Pad Fish's Plots and Characters French Rambles French Writes Stony French is a Poet Froodpad Rules and Instructions Further proof we're all insane Futureverse G-Mans and Watering Cans GW2 Cav stuff Ghost! Ghostfacers! Hangout pad Happy Little Family Happy Little Family Notes Here ye go, Redacted Heyo, Achgfd Homestead-Ch.1 How to be nice in RP I blame everyone but me I figure at this rate I should just make a Weird SPG Dreams pad I have no idea what im working on I never tire, I serve I- I- I- LOVE ROBBIE DARREN IT IS A SMUT POWERED BLANKET MY GOOT SAR Ice Cream and Knit Bow Ties Imma figure this thing out by posting prompt responses Improb In Which Pappy Dies In Which Reed Becomes a Robot In Which Steve Drops Bass In Which There is an Abandoned Lab In which robots become metaphors for Autism Spectrum stuff Laying Down The Law Here MATURE REPLY MBG Tumblr Planning   MERRY HOLIDAYMAS YOU WEIRDOS! MWFGOH Notes MY FRIEND MATT WHERE YOU AT May B. we Feta get outta here May B. we Feta get outta here pt2 Muppet Baby Giraffe Fics Myth fanfiction maybe??? NOBODY PANIC (MICHAEL GOT THE D) Neoma's Writes Not Actually a Funeral Not!Derelict Nuns could use help writing a comedy piece for English Nuns does a research paper on GAY GODS Nuns fools around with a hero's journey Nuns hunts for the Holy Grail (and a good essay grade) OC ADVENTURE!! OFF Musingses OOPS Oedipus Script Old Money On the wings of steam One of the Fanmily Original stuff is harder than we anticipated PSILENCE WILL FALL Pappy Pad 2 Pappy Rabbit Old (Still needed though!) 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Psi's class notes Psi's class notes and HatchWorth stuff Psilent's Hatchworth Feels Psilent's Pscribblings Psilent's Pstuff Psunny's Muppet Babby Stuff Public pad 2: 2 public 2 pad Pun and Psi Make a Porno Punny: Ask Index Punny: Broken little pieces Punny: Crack Fic ideas Punny: Ficlets Punny: HLF Th teen years Punny: Happy Little Family Punny: Justice Giraffes Punny: Major fics Punny: Rainbow! The Spine Punny: Trying to figure out how the hell Super spg works RABBIT NO RABBIT NO 2: electric boogaloo Rabbit writes fanfic Relish's Ramblings Reverse Pre Mid Life Crisis 3000 Rex and Captain. Rover! SICK ROBOTS. (Princey and Leeland) SIMNANIGANS SO I may have discovered aquabats and it may have given me some muse SPG/Avengers cross over collab-fic SS kills a lot of young women SS: Aftertheendverse SS: Aggressively writes happy fanfiction SS: Amnesia Home Pad SS: Amnesia Revisions SS: Amnesia!Spine Headcanoning SS: Ancient Mariner SS: Angsty Poetry xP SS: Annie/V SS: Dragon!Steve SS: Genderbends because of reasons SS: Just our positronic electronic harmonic SS: Michael wants the D(erelict!Steve's dick) SS: Michael wants the D(erelict!Steve) #2 SS: More Spine/OC junk SS: Okay actually writing Amnesia now SS: Poems by Peter VI SS: Possible Natalia 'Verse SS: Private Party SS: Ratchet and pumpkin SS: Spine/OC SS: Spine/OC #2 SS: Spine/OC #3 SS: The Only Constant SS: The Way Home SS: hoamwork Satyr Adventure script Secret Santa (Sign-ups closed, Santas have been assigned!) 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[localmagicalboi]

/for the mun/ talk about the men in vi's verses/life

wat a great q to see upon logging in… alright. imma just take this moment to hand out some praise to the typists who write these handsome gents and give a little insight to vi’s ~~~intimate life.

@dramaytan​ the fabulous gippal who vi really wants to hit with a shovel because he’s such an annoying trashcan. gippal is a nerd with an ego the size of the moon with a soft side for children and animals. has had a hard life but still a ray of sunshine. he really is the anti-type of what vi usually enjoys in a guy because they lead different lifestyles despite bein from $$$ but god dammit they’re dating now. and their relationship is REAL intense. in a good way! theyre real funny tho. like vi telling gippal ❝your head’s so fuckin’ big you dream in IMAX❞ is truly peak tsundere!virote. anyway they have such insane chemistry because gips typist is one hell of a writer! i mean we walk into these threads like ‘this is gonna be rly nice and simple’ AND THEN THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS AT ALL. never know wtf ur gonna get with this one. theyre absolutely a lovely person and im so glad/honored that we we managed to smush these two together. anyway. their wedding is gonna be bomb.

just know that we’ve discussed their wedding and their family unit and theyre roasting each other in holy matrimony. a couple that drags together, stays together. vi be actin like he hates gippal but he loves him sgldfjslgdfjslk it’s cute how hard he tries be all ‘NOT LIKE I LIKE U OR ANYTHING!’ anywhoo vi could move mountains with what he feels for this annoying ass dude. Look At This Annoying Idiot.

@seepaulrun​ T AKA THE T-100 AKA THE TERMINATOR AS WE LIVE AND BREATHE! this one is… fuckin weird lol. this is w e i r d ,,, please don’t ask me how vi fell in love with a killer cyborg. i don’t wanna explain. don’t ask me how vi caught feelings for a hulking 6′0”+ scary ass dude with an austrian-german accent. the man that time traveled back to the past and killed a dude while he was nude as hell, y’all!!! they’re cute in a… strange way. like… they have this mutual understanding in their dating arrangement. vi teaches the t100 how to be more human and the t100 keeps vi company. it’s…. well its just strange lmao. the genius behind him is…. such a writer. someone i look up to. if i could write like cass i’d be so happy,,, overjoyed… they have brought some of the most memorable moments ever to this blog. i would rate cass a 5/5 on yelp!!! anyway TV is a bizarre ship. but can u rly blame vi… look at his man killer cyborg from the future… and he makes vi laugh like… ok…. It’s Cute,, just remove the fact that he’s killed some folks LGJKDFLSGJKLD.

vi is not expecting a happy ending. and that’s just fine!!! he’s having a good time now and he’ll uh… worry about ….. what the fuck is gonna happen with skynet and the robot uprising and all that shit later… not like he even knows about it…………………… welp!!!

@dxspereaux donny penzag… a man that he’s not ‘with’ but he has shagged in the bedroom and has a crush on him that just won’t quit….. a boxer that is willing to knock someones head off in the name of justice. sandwich extraordinaire and spice girls connoisseur,,,a man with the most incredible pair of eyebrows virote srisati has ever seen in his entire life. and a total gentle soul. vi’s having a real confusing time with this one. it’s mostly him wondering when their little flings will end and when they’ll go separate ways because HE thinks donny would never look at him in a light other than ‘bootycall that’s cute and good for company sometimes.’ vi think hes not attractive enough lololol. vi is constantly in awe Over How God Damn Fine He Is!!!!

the disco anomaly behind donny is… incredibly imaginative and theyve really struck gold w. donny.. with their other muses too! man theyre gifted in what they do. they just bring people to life. not characters. people.

Follow These People Or So Help Me God.

[rosandguilarehead1968]

steampunk robot ghost is the coolest thing I have ever heard could you tell me about your OCs

yesyesyes of course !! ok so a bit of backstory in this universe (about a hundred or two years into the future compared 2 right now) magic Exists and has several different sources: the Earth (/whatever your home planet is), your own reserves of magic (everyone has Some, but through work it can get larger and fill up quicker etc), and (optional and mostly forgotten) you can also make a deal with a different planet/star (deity) and they will provide you magic assuming u do things for them sometimes, worship them, etc you know the drill. juno (i'll get 2 triptych soon i swear) is. basically just some guy except 4 the fact that he made a deal w Thuban (a star in the constellation Draco it used 2 be the North Star a few thousand years ago but it isn't anymore) and is now. incredibly powerful. then there's some plot sneaking in here w eldritch beings and whatnot but that's irrelevant rn. this is Juno he is basically just 24/7 worried and confused he makes bad decisions all the time he's just so dumb <3 think Jonathan Sims tma if his job was "astrology but actually talking to the stars and asking them about your future" (id in alt)

He tries 2 find a disappeared friend travels a lot finds a cat made of pure darkness makes some awesome friends who I'll talk about in another post/maybe a rb bc this is getting long and finally meets Triptych !! My beloved android girl.. she comes from a long family of Clockwork People as they call themselves, always making three identical twins per generation. exactly one of them gets immortalised as a ghost, and Triptych is the one to do so. she is the first to die, and so doesn't have any claim to the children her siblings create after her death :( she has been trying 2 get the government 2 recognise her as legally alive 4 almost a hundred years at this point and she's given up BUT then she makes a deal w a deity (saturn) and it gets it done for her :) picrew didn't have "is made of clockwork" option but she brass-coloured if not actually made of anything now except for pure magic as ghosts tend to be. she didn't die in these clothes but she's corporeal enough to wear things sometimes. she is indeed old enough to remember old web stuff despite it being The Future now funny how immortality works huh !

in conclusion i love her to the moon + back and id be rlly glad to talk abt the rest of the gang (vampy/balázs, a vampire-slash-shapeshifting-squid from space and cass, starship-born host to an eldritch creature by accident + nick who Dies But Gets Better) if ur interested !

(also i have an entire blog (that i never use but still) 4 this universe @starlightguides)

[gweyson]

how much would u hate me if i asked u to do every single uncommon question for an oc of ur choice?

the absolute madman he actually did it

im gonna put this under the cut sdjkfhsdjfsjkl also im answering for pascal because. Thats My Boy

1. What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

he’s gotten really good at it since he had to start hiding from murder robots... but even before then he was never a super fidgety person so he could sit very still !

2. How easy is it for your character to laugh?

he’s good at pretending everything’s fine when it’s all actually Rather Shit so. yeah pretty easy

3. How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

thinking mostly.... sometimes he’ll talk to someone and drift off from there but it depends on who’s on lookout or how quiet the group has to stay

4. How easy is it to earn their trust?

he tries to remain suspicious of people he meets but at heart he’s too trusting for his own good tbh.... he does try to hold off on trusting stangers these days but hes still a little soft

5. How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

yeah pretty easy. like it’s easy enough to get him to trust you in the first place but once you do something to fuck that up then good luck getting it back lmao

6. Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

laws arent really. a thing anymore djkfhdljk but when they were he’d like... say laws are immovable and very needed and then do stuff that completely contradicted that view

7. What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

cooking !! it reminds him of when he used to help his mum out with houseowrk/cooking. he. doesnt really like the feeling because it reminds him that he has no idea if his family is actually still alive or not :(

8. What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

“stop playing in the dirt”

9. Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

he doesnt swear heaps but he does enough that it’s not super shocking whenever he does. he sweras more the angrier/more agitated he gets

10. What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

he’d regularly lie to his mum just so he could get out of the house and go to parties lol. he’s not super haunted by it or anything (& he was a pretty good kid otherwise so he figures he was allowed at least this one not great thing)

11. How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

he’ll try to play along until he can figure stuff out but if he cant he’ll just go “what tf is happening”

12. How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

either gets someone to scratch it or uses like. a ruler or smth

13. What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

he thinks he looks best in green but it’s... not his best colour

14. What animal do they fear most?

big dogs... scarey :(

15. How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

he usually just says whatever comes to his mind tbh. idk how to properly descrive it but like... the way he talks makes him sound smart but not arrogant about it yknow. like you hear him talk and youre like “yeah this is a guy who knows what hes doing”

16. What makes their stomach turn?

not much tbh?? like before everything turned Awful he was studying forensic entomology so like. hes got a bit of an iron stomach lmao. the smell of rotting meat maybe

17. Are they easily embarrassed?

not really? if he does get embarrassed he’s pretty decent at hiding it

18. What embarrasses them?

when he’s the centre of attention in a big group and he can feel everyone staring at him and his face goes all red and aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

19. What is their favorite number?

7 !!

20. If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

he’d go on a really long tangent about it and possibly not even answer the question at hand tbh

21. Why do they get up in the morning? 

to not die, mostly

22. How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)? 

he’ll become pretty aloof and just. not wanna talk. he’ll avoid the target of jealousy a bit as well oops

23. How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)? 

he’ll do everything in his power to one-up whatever’s making him envious. it rarely works

24. Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom? 

he is comfortable talking about it !! really the only thing that ever stops him talking about it is if someone else is uncomfortable with it

25. What are their thoughts on marriage? 

he likes the idea ! if he does get married though he wants to do it wayyyyy in the future he’s not ready to settle down

26. What is their preferred mode of transportation? 

before everything went shit he preferred driving, now he walks everywhere

27. What causes them to feel dread?

robots. or when astrid is pissed

28. Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth? 

he says he’d prefer an unpleasant truth but when it actually comes time to deal with it he doesnt go too great lol

29. Do they usually live up to their own ideals? 

he tries... whether he succeeds is another question 

30. Who do they most regret meeting? 

[redacted for spoilers]

31. Who are they the most glad to have met? 

astrid !! as much as he loves everyine else in the group she’s the only one who could realistically protect him if something were to go wrong. shes just more secure

32. Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke? 

not really ??

33. Could they be considered lazy? 

nah not really !! he’s always been a hard worker

34. How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt? 

it follows him around for a loooooong time. whether it goes away or just fades into background noise really depends on the situation but it’s not easy for him

35. How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive? 

he always tries to be supportive !! unless it’s something like. morally disgusting then No but he tries to support his friends even if he thinks whateber theyre talking about is kinda dumb

36. Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap? 

he just kinda waits it out !! when the world was Not Shit his friends would be regularly trying to set him up with people so he never had to work super hard for it :’)

37. Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)? 

i cant remember the name for it but he does the thing where like. he’ll associate thing a with thing b by finding something that connects them togehter? like a syllable in thing a sounds like thing b so. yeah. im good at explaining

38. What memory do they revisit the most often? 

either when astrid helped him bust out of the factory he was trapped working in or just miscellaneous memories of his mum & siblings

39. How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people? 

he tends to ignore people’s flaws which can lead to issues

40. How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

he tries to be self critical but he’s not really self critical enough for it to make a solid difference. usually he has to be told what he’s doing before he consciously realises it

41. How do they feel about children? 

he likes them !! he was the oldest of a lot of siblings so he knows how to handle them & he’s pretty good with them

42. How badly do they want to reach their end goal?

his end goal is to stop robots killing everything & for everything to go back to normal so id say he wants that pretty fuckin bad

43. If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?

“hey pascal are you into--” “yes”

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS (I wasnt sure if you wanted me to do these ones too so. shrug emoji)

A) Why are you excited about this character?

i made him for my comic which. i will start one day fdklgjdlkjgd..... also hes just fun to develop ! i gave him a bunch of traits i rlly like and also i made him like bugs a lot so. i am biased

B) What inspired you to create them?

uh. needed characters for the comic hehe.....i cant remember the exact process i went thru when making him?? i wanted someone who was close to astrid/who she could trust, plus i had the idea for a backstory (i think. like i said i cant remember my exact process)

C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story?

not really, i came up with the concept before i actually made his character

D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look?

he’s always had the same appearance !! even though i should probably change it a little because he looks different every time i try drawing him but shhhhh

E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you?

hes someone i would think is super cool but then. would never actually talk to jkdsfhsdjkhfsdjk. he’d be nice to my face but i’m....not sure what he’d genuinely think of me oops

F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)?

THATS MY FACKING BOY BABEYEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also excited bc i have angst planned ^____^

G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most?

he’s too gullible and willing to trust strangers. he should know better but he’s too much of an optimist for his own good !!

H) What trait do you admire most?

he’s always able to put on a happy face when he’s feeling awful because he doesnt want anyone to worry & he doesnt wanna bring anyone down !! he’s always thinking ahout everyone else before himself

I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe?

i dont know what this means..... yes??

J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

uhh technically not ?? in his original concept he was gonna be in a poly relationship with 2 others but i cut the other members of the relationship. not because of pascal it’s because i thought the group would get too big and like. they value stealth and sneakiness. plus it’s harder for big groups to travel undetected

[snowboy--life]

Freedom A Blessing

I have been thinking of God, religion, beliefs, traditions, superstitions,scriptures, history of Gods.

From the childhood we have been taught that Gods are protector who protect us from evil, problems, difficulties, obstacles etc.

People have a lot of faith and expectation about God indulged in them that they believe God will always help.

And if God's not helping these people call God fake, not real, and that there is only universe and no God, they tend to become what we know as Atheists.

What I have understood is that Atheists are people who actually first believed in God and expected that God will help them and make everything right when everything went wrong, they expected, they were first believers.

Now you will all think i am an Atheist, I am not an Atheist !!!and that is not because my father is a priest. From beginning in childhood my father has never imposed me to believe just my religion or belief or even to believe, he always gave me the freedom to think, a space to understood why and how things happen based on different aspects of faith.

Now here is what I found in these quarntine days and this I guess an enlightenment to me.

I do believe in God and I Believe there is a person who protects us from Evil,i have the faith in him/her. But only difference is I don't expect anything from God.

When I have a problem I don't pray to God that make this problem go aways from me but I pray God give me the strength to face this problem with courage.

But here is how people nowadays pray

"OH God please make me Rich as Bill gates or Ambani, I will light candles everyday, oh God please give me full marks in maths, oh God make Neha love me(Neha is a fictional character😂) , oh God make me famous, oh God get me a gold medal."

Now imagine God being just one individual person hearing all these prayers from single human, likewise prayers of millions like him.

I am sure God is going crazy,he will be thinking why the hell did I make humans this amount of prayers for me to fulfill all of them.

Now we all no that's not how everything happens if God would do everything what u pray for u will never do anything u will just consider God as some room service were u order for different helps?

As I said Atheists don't believe God becoz they expected that God will help whereas no help came in 😂😂

The way I see it i feel God when created humans gave us three important blessings:

1)Skill to think

2)Skill to Reason

3)skill to decide and take actions based on above two!!!

Now these three comprises the

“FREEDOM OF LIFE"

God has given us the freedom to choose a freedom to decide what we want and I don't feel there is no bigger gift than this from god

Adam and Eve misused this Freedom starting the chain of sins under the influence of devil. Now you will think if God love us why does he allow us to get influenced by devil which later makes us do sins, he could just make us all good.

Now one of my friend who I think is kinda Atheist asked me:consider in future u become masters of robots and artificial intelligence living in there world, now if there occurs a fight between the robots itself and robots start killing each other would u not stop them he asked and similarly he compared humans and said if God really loves us why is he not helping, why is he allowing evil to influence us.

Simple answer "FREEDOM"

It's on us whether we wanna fight/protest/kill/hate/love/be rude/be kind/be evil /be nice, it's our choice, devil can influence us to do bad, but he can't make us choose bad, that's on us, we gotta decide what's right and wrong, so if robots fight I wont stop there fight, they will evolve after the fight like us humans evolved to have peace and prosperity and trust after world wars, robots would have artificial intelligence brain to understand and correct themselves. Now u will ask he why God gave us freedom why all this drama, that's becoz he loves us and wants us to be independent on our own.

You are living

You have a family

You have the freedom to think

You have freedom to reason and take decisions

What I understood is that God will never help us,Whatever we want whether it is to Carck Jee mains/Advanced or getting a good job or getting full marks or making Neha fall in love with you, it all has to be done by us, ourselves.

God will not help we have to help ourselves becoz God has already given us the freedom

Freedom to choose and take action

And it's upon us whether we wanna get it done or just wait for God to do it for us (which is not gonna happen).

Then u will have a question why do we then pray to God we don't have to right?

We pray to God or we have to pray to God for that one blessing that one right moment to be great when u r so close to getting success after so much amount of hardwork and efforts whether it be solving a maths problem and some concept clicks in your brain to get the answer, or Neha telling yes to ur proposal, or u getting the job after job interview. That small blessing and that blessing could be coming in any form

Just think you have not studied anything and you pray to God please give me full marks

Will you get full marks no, and u will blame God for not getting full marks and will curse him for u getting zero marks, it's not God to blame, it's you who have to blame yourself cause u didn't study u didn't work and put in efforts, sometimes even after putting so much efforts u may not get success, try again work harder, make urself bolder,

BE the bash!!

Now to give u an example take Mahabhartha for instance, God vishnu came in as Lord krishna who has worlds powerful weapon Sudarshanna Chakra, if he wished he could have ended mahabhartha in seconds, But he didn't, instead he became margdarshak or Pathfinder for (pandavas) the good to win over evil(kaurvas), he gave "directions" to pandavs on what to do but he didn't do anything, now these "directions" of God are what we call as blessings, which you will get at right moment and one day u will succeed

Now take for instance Bible, Jesus was a God even after being so powerful, having the power to wipe out entire world with his wrath, but instead got crusified on the cross which was a decision took by humans then, this decision was a freedom given by God and God died by the freedom given to humans to decide, now why Jesus died so as to be a "direction"

A direction to live a life without sin and believe Jesus (or whichever God you guyzz believe!) so that when time comes u get the rightful place in the kingdom of Heaven.

Life is like a treasure hunt, god gives u hint but never takes u directly to the treasure, for that we have to hunt the treasure based on the hints or clues given to us which is "Direction".

So all I say is Do what you want to do choose wisely whether u wanna be good or bad, evil or kind, cause after all its our ability to think reason and decide that makes us human beings with a good heart and soul, because after all, it's our "FREEDOM A BLESSING "!!

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Life is to live, love and survive!!!😉😊

BE THE BASH!!!!! 😎

With love Urs SNOWBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sadnya]

You’re art is so freaking gorgeous oh my gosh!!!! I love all the klance art and adore how you draw them! Also! Klance twin daughters!!? Amazing. Do you have any headcannons for them?

thank you soo much  oh my god ur so sweet. and oh hells yeah i do!! 

ayla is a lot more like keith while amaya is a lot more like lance. still, they have their own personalities and quirks and little bits of other people around them. 

hc about amaya:- amaya is the oldest twin and she always rubs that in aylas face who pretends not to care but... rlly actually cares a lot lol- amaya is adventerous and has probably too much bravery for her own good, this leads her to do things that often end badly. because of this she’s almost always covered in bruises, bandaids, and at the ripe age of five she’s already broken two bones. keith blames it on lance and lance blames it on keith when truly its probably equally their fault. - amaya is also very independent and sometimes can get very into her own head. she’d rather play alone or only with ayla or takashi. - she also looks up to pidge A TON - when amaya was old enough to realize that the mark on her face wasn’t normal, she started to feel super subconcious about it. when keith found out, he held her and told her that before she was born, a shooting star gave her a kiss and it filled her with so much light that it peeks out through her mark. it makes lance raise an eyebrow but seems to soothe amaya. she now proudly brandishes her mark. - amaya has adhd and dyslexia- in the future, amaya will come out as gay and play ice hockey

hc about ayla:- ayla is pretty clingy but tries to make it seem like she doesn’t need anyone- she’s also very emotional but also tries to make it seem like she’s not. one time she pretended to stab keith with a sword and keith played dead. ayla bursted into tears thinking she’d killed him. - ayla’s one soft spot is her family. she cares so deeply for them, she’d do anything for them. - for a while, ayla refused to talk. lance and keith thought she may be mute but soon realized she talked to amaya in secret. she’s still very quiet, especially around strangers and in stressful situations, but can get pretty loud and rambunsious around her family and cousins. - ayla looks up to keith a lot, but is also a huge papas girl- ayla is on the autistic spectrum- she also looovess uncle shiro and uncle matt- in the future, ayla will come out as non-binary and pansexual and joins her robotics club and swim team. 

i love my girls soo much