#in the spirit of the ides of March

[posts-for-when-im-high]

Alright Y'all, answer THIS:

[manu444]

[atlantic-riona]

love that I opened tumblr and saw this:

and then clicked on it and

[jester-is-back-on-his-bullshit]

I took a hiatus from this hellsite for like a week to binge play ultrakill and completely missed the Ides of March I'm a fucking disgrace.

[whumpshaped]

How about some reverse stabby stabby

Whumper gasps as their back hits the wall. They bite back a scream as the knife between their ribs pushes further in, Whumpee's hand in a white knuckled grip around the handle. Whumper's hands scrabble at Whumpee as they crowd close.

"Not that fun when you're on the other end, is it?"

- whitehairandblood ❤

@whitehairandblood

tw implied murder, stabbing, blood, knives, revenge

Whumper couldn't muster the strength to push their former victim away. Their hands felt entirely numb, and their fingers barely wanted to cooperate in just curling around Whumpee's wrist.

Where was their adrenaline rush, the one from the movies, that would help them turn this situation around and get away alive?

"I've fantasised about this for a long time," Whumpee said quietly, before ripping the blade out of their body and watching the blood start gushing with a satisfied but vicious grin. "It feels exactly like I hoped it would."

[autumncalls]

Me to myself: You don't need to buy a Cricut for one single project, we have a Cricut at home you can do it yourself

the Cricut at home: me with my off brand x-acto knife doing a shitty job painstakingly cutting out tiny letters

[tyrantofthefirmament]

Screams! Did you have a good ides of march? Did you stab any councilmech?

It was enjoyable, yes. It started out slow, but then people got into the spirit. But sadly no, I didn't stab anyone.

It would be most counterproductive to do so right now, given I would like a seat at the Autobots' table. I'm on my best behavior.

[doomed-to-gloom]

Happy Ides of March to the gremlins and malicious spirits in my phone!!!

[gabbigabz]

AYO, where's that one post of that guy doing the "Brutus is an honorable man" bit but in a southern accent?

[weirdocat83]

It’s not march but…

[deepestmangroves]

someone please take me away from the comfort of my life and make me fight to death in a Roman gladiator arena I don't even care if I lose I need to spill blood like a good little soldier

[beeejayy]

Guys did you know I'm technically married

[hazel-tv]

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab your favourite corrupt politician in groups

[spookymoonmagpie]

IT'S THE IDES BOYS LET'S GO

[rosary-loading]

its ides of march eve here in california and personally? thinking about wearing a bed sheet toga tomorrow. for funzies!